If Commercials were Real Life - Subway Bill Belichick
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- Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2020
- Is Mahk a Patriots fan? or is he a Buccaneers fan now with Brady in Tampa? See where Mahk's football loyalty lies as he awkwardly runs into Bill Belichick on the street selling Subway sandwiches.
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Credits-
contributing writers:
@Zactownsend_
@VivaMurillo
@Chris_Matson_
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Original Commercial for reference: • Bill Belichick Subway ...
This is a parody 
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I go were brady goes as well. Now the pats suck.
We need nipple cutting proof shirts. Poor Mack.
Jared
These are really funny
Got my Bengals shirt on as a badge of defeat.
Jared ended his career the same way he started it. Trying to get into small pants
Edit: I realize this neither this video nor this joke aged well
I hate myself for laughing, but take a damn 'like', lol.
🤣🤣🤣
You!! 😖😂
Did you hear that Walmart is having a Jared Fogle Sale?
Girls pants half off...
*BAZINGA*
Mahk calling Jared a weirdo has taken quite the ironic turn.
Never thought pedophilia was contagious (puts on a hazmat suit and avoids white vans)
Indeed
I think Mahk should've been the one playing the Jared role
It was pretty bad finding out that he’s a sex offender, but I felt more betrayed that he owns a Chevy
@@hendrickdavies6621 This comment sums up perfectly how we feel.
@@daddydubs4349 probably eats at Burger King too
“Girls girls? Or the icky grown ones?”
That made the Chuck E. Cheese token comment _soooo_ much funnier. =)
@@jamesanthony8438 His bait😂
@@jamesanthony8438 Ya must've missed the part where he was convicted on child porn charges. I don't even mean a couple of years shy of legal teen either. I mean ages as low as 6, apparently.
Joe Bidens best friend.
@@InfernosReaper who are you talking about seriously
This is the perfect last video for mahk.
An unexpected surprise, but a welcome one
ew logic
@@bdquest9999 True to Caesar!
Unexpected surprise? Is there any other kind?
ayeee logics no pressure boiii
@@colmanflynn7545 Yes, for example someone could hold a “surprise” birthday party for someone and since the person knows that it’s their birthday or if their friends/family has done this in the past, they could still be surprised by it while expecting it.
Oh the irony, the cold yet realistic irony
There are 2 sex offers in this video 😂
And “Mahk” is one of them.
"If Subway let all their good ingredients go to Tampa...just like you did" Savage, Mahk!
Surprised that Jared could get Chuckie Cheese tokens considering his record. You'd think he wouldn't be allowed within 500 feet of an actual Chuckie Cheese.
They're probably left over from the "good times".
they gave him the coins to taunt him
Kid dropped them when running away from him.
Am I going to hell for laughing at this thread?
i thought he was still in prison... he's out? how is he still walking around alive?
"Subway is like if Burger King sold longer sandwiches"
That might be the best burn in the history of this channel.
This aged worse than a gallon of milk in an Arizona porta-potty
I am so stealing that.
@@dressedasyournightmare6695Me too lol
“Foot long isn’t foot long it’s 11 inches” so true
According to a lot of guys 5 and 3/4 is also a foot long.
@@briangarrow448 did you measure yourself or just going off word of mouth
@@TristanAD_ Hey, I've been told most women find 5 and 3/4 very uncomfortable.
For a diameter.
Well its because of how they cook it if you go to a subway that knows what there doing it will usally be a footlong but either way you always get the same amount of meat wich i feel is a bit more inportant that the size of bread
Well they start out 12 inches, but then Subway deflates them for a competitive advantage.
I find it hilarious Mark's last video was him in a subway commercial xD Maybe him and Jared can be cell mates
And stop by Josh Duggar’s cell also for some fellowshipping
What happened to mark
@@catsareamazing8821 sexual assault of a minor.
@@catsareamazing8821 He was convicted of, sexual misconduct, with a minor. If you want to know more, there is a video about it on RUclips.
@@Sighoundomg I didn't know that! Wow it's crazy he made this video!!!
Now I know why mahk doesn't shake hands. He does much more than that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So this aged like milk huh?
Mahk is now getting the wrong kind of foot long
Me after Jared appears. That one didn't age quite so well did it.
That's the joke of the video
*I looked it up, he's a registered sex offender
Didn’t age… just the way Jared likes it
@ryuzakikun96 yeah that was the joke that I was making
@@apdj94and mahk
Damn Jared lost some weight. Probably from running away from other prisoners not because of subway.
He might get swole from his time in prison...
@@dswynne Not as swole as he got when he visited a daycare center.
A moment of silence for those who don't know what Publix is.
The only reason I miss living in SoFlo. The pub subs
It's a strip club right?
@spongyKarma1: I need a vacation from libtard Oregon. Sounds like Publix is worth the trip alone.
Thats all I go to we got like four of em in mb
Publix is a really good place to work. It’s a shame that it’s only limited to the southeast.
Those strays hitting Cam Newton broke me!
Oh the irony of making fun of subway.
Huh? Why?
@@soda1496 Mhak got busted for the same thing the subway guy did.
@@soda1496 03012016DAVID
Search for that exactly as I’ve typed it.
Subliminal messaging
that ending did not age well at all lmao
“Subway is just like the Patriots this year. Overrated and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.”
Truer words were never spoken.
But I like subway
When have they ever been? XD fucking cheaters
Same with the patriots any year with brady
Yes thank you I watched the video
Are you and Jared friends now that you've shared a cell?
Yep. And he’s BFFE with Josh Duggar also.
"They Jets! They're like 0-50" Basically accurate about the Jets no matter what year it is.
Honestly, the fact that a channel known for slamming companies just complimented publix, where I used to go, is kinda awesome. At least I have something to look at my home state with pride
Publix for lunch is killer. Subs. Hot food. Salads. Been like that for 40 years. Best food at the best prices. Get a sub & some wings with a little homemade beef-a-roni on the side. Yum. 😋 Mahk knows.
This man speaks truth. Publix subs are 10x better than Subway.
oh my god Ali acting as Jared Fogle 😂😂😂😂
Creepy... as... hell.
... Just like the _real_ jared! =)
Jared is now tossing salads in a federal government retirement facility. I'm glad they found a job he can do.
@@briangarrow448 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@briangarrow448and Mahk is right there with him.
Jared and mahk now live together.
With Josh Duggar
After reading about what Mahk did I had to come back and watch this video…talk about a joke that didn’t age well.
He's so right about Publix. I'll pass 10 Walmarts to go to Publix.
When I was living in Florida, I loved shopping at Publix. My biggest complaint was that they all closed at 8-9pm nightly. Where I live in Tennessee, a lot of the grocery stores here are open 24 hours per day.
I'd pass 10 Walmarts just so I can pass the 11th one. Fuck Walmart.
I drove past 2 Wendy’s and 4 McDonald’s to got to 5 Guys.
My dad always goes to Publix whenever we go on vacation, they are soooo amazing.
@@clblanchard08 you spend at least $1200 a year there at minimum and you know it
How did Jared Fogle get Chuck E Cheese tokens? Was he begging at a Chuck E Cheese where there are young children?
That's the joke sped
@@cable7152 Thank you for that. I honestly was about to say the same thing.
It is the currency of his peers.
The last 30 seconds of this video aged so horribly
As a Floridian, I can easily say Publix deli subs are way better than subway subs
True
Thank you for that confirmation. Someone needed to say it.
@@mk8530 Thankyou for confirming my confirmation. We fact checkers need to uphold the standards.
I live near Orlando and it's no contest
@@themamushka9779 Same in Georgia
Damm this video seems like foreshadowing now
“Friendly Fire”
The goddamn jets they like 0-50 I felt that lmao!!!
"The icky grown up girls?"😂😂😂
As an ex "sandwich artist". Subway is disgusting and nothing is really fresh.
I knew an ex "sandwich artist" who worked at this establishment. He would urinate on the lettuce before it was consumed by patrons. So yea, it is disgusting and certainly not fresh.
@@_BigTimer85 yo wtf
@@_BigTimer85 that is just a horrible person
Yeah I'm calling BS on that one
@@MrJoshcc600 You can call "BS" on whatever you'd like to but I swear on every that is holy, my wife, and my children that this occured
Just noticed that Mahk's beard now matches his trademark T shirt
DISTINGUISHED!
He ain’t lying about Publix sandwiches 😂
As a pats fan I now realize Tom Brady is made of magic and bill just capitalized
Not really fair to say right now seeing that 8 players opted out
Binged this channel six years ago. Forgot about it. Find a video about what happened. Comments are not holding back. Why mahk why.
Publix subs are amazing, have to unhinge my jaw to take a bite.
For real though. Those publix sandwiches are awesome.
LMAO that subway Jared joke sure didn't are well.
Publix sandwiches are pretty damn good.
Who knew Mahk and Jarred had so much in common
What happened? I can’t find this anywhere
@@carsonthompson4260 mahk touched a kid
@@carsonthompson4260 nothing happened. Just asshats making up bullshit. Probably jealous of the guy.
@@brucewayne2155 this is his ID on the website.
personId=108885
RUclips won't let me post the link.
@@brucewayne2155 He’s literally on the registry, stop defending a convicted p*do.
You should do the I've fallen and I need help commercial
He makes a disturbingly accurate Jared Fogle... Like deeply disturbing hide your kids accurate.
I thought it was the real Jared in the thumbnail 🤣
Turns out Mahk also does a good impersonation.
“you almost lot to the jets” I fucking lost it 😂
He's right about Publix.
Pub subs, one of the good things about Florida. That and all the naked people that get arrested and end up on the news. We have everything down here.
I guess
2:16 oh this definitely aged badly...
Mahk: "Subway is like if Burger King sold longer sandwiches"
Me: "You're a bloody freakin' genius sir!"
Love the channel keep up the great work and stay safe. Have a great thanksgiving man. Every video you make is a thing of beauty.
Yeessss Pubsub rules! Lol Im Florida grown and go tompabay!!!
It's like if Burger King made longer sandwiches.
Bro.... Shots fired.
As someone who kinda likes subway, pretty much true.
This is accurate. Unlike Cam Newton this season.
Funny enough Cam has like a 68% completion this year. Imagine how much higher it'd be if he didn't have Damiere Fucking Byrd as his best receiver.....
@@Sabre2JZ Damiere Byrd was like his 5th option when he was in Carolina. Hopefully they keep Cam and give him some weapons.
@@kevinjones1942 i wouldn’t mind if he goes, he’s super inconsistent and has a terrible throwing motion.
@@Sabre2JZ Brady seem to do just fine with crap receivers
@@joshuagarner1654 he’s also Tom Brady...
That publix quote “they will scoop out the bread so they can fit more meat in there” is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard. Best subs too honestly
Being early to a Zebra Corner vid? Well, Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
I thought chomos couldn't have social media?
He got that part of his p@role overturned. I swear he has a photo of the judge and a goat.
All I have are these chuck e cheese tokens 🤣
And a semi truck full of Halloween candy I won't be needing anytime soon.
I live in Tampa, and this is the first time I've ever been proud of it
""They come up short. Just like your team does every Sunday."
That was outstanding!
I love these videos man, that bear in the car commercial one had me dead
I wasn’t expecting a Publix appearance in this video but I’m glad it happened
Oh boy BRADY IN THE SUPERBOWL STAY TUNED cant wait to see what zebra corner
Hell yeah, love your vids
Knowing about the actor who played Mahk and what he did, makes this video really uncomfortable.
Classic example of knowing better, and doing it anyway.
What happened exactly?
@@cruehead23 he’s a registered sex offender
@@cruehead23google the hashtag #03012016DAVID
@@cruehead23Look it up
That went dark quickly.
Well done.
Go Tampa!
"I will never forgive you." I don't know why but that was the part that got me 🤣
Been waiting for mahk to make one on these dumb subway ads
The Subway bit is very ironic
Happy Thanksgiving!! This made my day a little better. 🤣🤣
Ok, this was pretty darn funny. Writing was witty and on point. Well done!
Great video Mahk! I'm from central Florida. So psyched to have Brady in Tampa. Been shopping Publix my whole life, I hate Chevys, dont shake hands, and love your videos.
Best Publix Commercial ever :-D
All I have is these chucky cheese tokens lmao 🤣 😂 💀 😆 😅 😭
I just wanted to say that appreciate the sound of glass bottles moving when Jared appears from the alley. 🤣
You're a legend
“Whatd you get? A Cam and Cheese? I bet it’s terrible”
I found this channel about 3 week ago. Thanks for the content , the Chevy roasts are the best!
Never stop dude love your vids
#PotCallingTheKettleBlack
I used to sit at the same table with Jared Fogle when I was in 10th grade. We didn't get along well, but we had a mutual friend. I love seeing people make fun of Jared. I regularly called him a moron to his face as he would eat three milkshakes in one sitting and brag about having better metabolism than me, and sarcastically reply, "Oh, I'm a moron." He was chunky but hadn't gotten as big as his "before" photos from college.
Really? That’s insane.
Love this especially the #pubsub mention. You know why you don't see pub sub commercials because there that damn good they don't need to advertise.
YES AN UPLOAD
Great.
Every part of this is hilarious
I love your comedy. I always leave with a smile. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now I know why they call it thanksgiving.
Because I’m thankful for zebra corner
@@justacup8676 so you don’t like children?
Publix sandwiches are exactly what Mahk says they are. I live in Tampa now, so I approve this message!
I was waiting for this one 🇺🇸
Great job nailing this commercial!
This came out right after I watched a recommended video from them lol.
Why isn’t this guy famous?
He's not family friendly for youtube to promote and suggest. Most his videos are demonitized for foul unfriendly language....
It's all relative anyway, people that have been major Hollywood actors with millions of dollars are trying to be popular on RUclips. I'd rather watch Mahk then some old sheltered out of touch annoying condasending Hollywood elite doing the ol' "Hey fellow kids".
He's not famous anymore because his quarterback moved to Florida.
Because he’s a chomo.