I have no comprehension of what they're talking about for most of this, like I'm forty minutes in and they're sitting on brb screen rambling and screaming there's still ten minutes left and I'm scared
Jerma is the embodiment of amnesia and dementia in this stream, Joel is the embodiment of Schizophrenia and Anxiety. There is not an ounce of neuro-typical brain activity in this stream
@@RiggedDynamo i don't think it would have changed much lol. They were already stumbling since they were on the menu screen. Its so awkward cause I can relate, there's been a couple times when I met people who I like and are are cool but we just have no chemistry together
a horrid stream, a terrible wound of a long gone memory which has almost managed to heal itself, was then mercilessly ripped apart raw with a rusted harpoon and packaged nicely into a great, yet absolutely cursed edit, to remind us once more that this nightmare of a stream and its foul legacy have never been more real
@@Peusterokos1 It's just so incoherent and chaotic. Nothing makes any sense and they aren't even having a conversation they're just talking and not listening lol. It's funny as fuck but holy fuck imagine a full length stream of this
@@ibs_haver you can’t put these two minds together and expect coherent conversations. It’s like putting Joe Biden and George Bush in a debate, by the end it’s just going to be dementia induced insanity.
@@bearman_1826 I refuse to believe that that isn't what you meant. I have no rational cause to doubt you, but I am going to anyway, because I believe in GAY LOVE.
@@KFCArbiter Sometimes they'll upload stuff maybe a month or two behind and sometimes they'll upload an old stream from years ago that they just never got around to editing
@@sickmindedteenager With him streaming like twice a year now, I'm sure the editor has a lot of time to go back and sort out some of the better older streams
Jerma stops laughing. In a calm, smooth motion, he swivels his gamer chair to look directly at you. His emotionless eyes say nothing. His gaze is off somehow. You can't shake the notion that he's looking at a point inside your head -- peering through your brain, your thoughts, your memories. One of Jerma's gnarled paws grips your chin, freezing your blood. He turns your head left, then right. Up, then down. He has not moved or blinked for two minutes. Just staring... staring... staring into your brain. Every muscle in your body is completely taut, ready to leap away -- if you could just remember how to move. Finally, Jerma's whiskers twitch. In slow motion, he leans forward, and whispers the last words you ever hear: _"How tall are you, may I ask?"_
Since we already have Jerma saying different people's names (for the Happy Birthday Cameo), we can now make multiple versions of Jerma saying, "[Name], wake up. You're going to late for school."
Alright you crossed the line of "oh you know cool halo lore" to "oh you know the actual name of the ostriches in the first level" and now you sound like a total fucking nerd
Ha ha, he brought it up again here? Something came up for me so I couldn't watch the whole stream back then so I had no idea. That's actually hilarious that he told Jerma about that.
The cutscene: Very emotional moment happening between 2 characters, where one lost her father Joel and Jerma: *yeah i stick my arm down my shower drain*
@@m.dave2141 It's undeniably funny as hell, but it's the fact that the entire stream is just one big clusterfuck brain melt session where it feels as if both of them are slowly becoming (even more than usual) insane that gives it the 'worst stream for both in 2019' title.
drain snakes was like listening to the most fucked up version of who's on third with the cut scene going on in the background was like draino for the brain
"Oh my god, two of my favorite streamers, and they're playing my favorite game of all time! This is going to be amazing!" "Why do I have a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach as I click this?"
After all the crazy shit Jerma and Joel had played over the years, I didn't know something as simple as Halo: Reach co-op would've been the straw to break these two men's sanity.
I watched the long edit someone made and jesus christ it hurt to watch. I knew jerma was awful at games but I had no idea that it was *this bad* . I feel like I had a fever dream
That bit where Jerma was trying to get Joel to kill him over and over again really feels like a bit he'd do or had already done with ster back in 2014.
Игры
Why did they gaslight each other into thinking they are childhood buddies who played Halo their whole life?
jesus christ, when you put it that way...
These guys understand comedy.
its fecal funny joel and jerma comedy
the influence of chat
I love seeing psychopaths interact in the wild.
“Which one of these guys is halo?”
I can only imagine what Chat had to say about that
THE johnathan halo
Master Halo
Does John Halo actually sing choir songs everywhere he goes?
John (Chief) Halo
@@dualitysystem8430 Jeremy "Halo" Harrington
Joel being paranoid and Jerma completely confused, its the perfect mix.
Can you believe that people didn't like the stream at the time?
@@travosk8668 what? Why not?
@@godzilla345345 people either didn’t like the game or hated that they weren’t really playing it.
@@Poliswag7 its like the guy who told Joel to shut up because he couldn't hear the music
stoners ❤️
This was literally the worst stream of all time, both for Joel and for Jerma.
Which is why it is one of the best.
It was incredible.
One of the few streams they did together, and it ends up being a disaster. What a poetry
truly the worst, and thats just wondeful
I didn't enjoy a single minute of it
I still don't even understand why they decided to play Halo of all things. Lol so random
Yo Holy shit it's the grand dad guy and the imposter sus guy
When the Flintstones is sus!😳
When the Dad is Grand
GRANDMONG US!??!? IMPOSTONES!?!? OHHH
Is this what mortal damage feels like?
take a step out of your window
"Drain snake? Train snake? What are you saying?"
"Yeah, drain snake. D-R-A-E-N..."
I can't fucking deal with this
The Brain snake got in.
Your brain run by DRAENEI
27:50
Brain Fluud overdose
And Joel said "D-R-A-A-N'D snake? or TRAIN snake?". How??? Were both of these gamers literally cheesed on Jenkem for this entire stream?
legitimately had no comprehension of what they were talking about in the first few minutes, thought I was having a stroke
Clearly in the XYZ clan Jerma used the DDR spirit-composting exploit to increase his gamerscore, baby stuff man.
@@Hastur_Carcosa thx 4 braking it down 4 me bro
I have no comprehension of what they're talking about for most of this, like I'm forty minutes in and they're sitting on brb screen rambling and screaming there's still ten minutes left and I'm scared
"Jerma, don't take this the wrong way..."
D O Y O U P L A Y V I D E O G A M E S
I mean, he's not wrong.
Jerma is the embodiment of amnesia and dementia in this stream, Joel is the embodiment of Schizophrenia and Anxiety. There is not an ounce of neuro-typical brain activity in this stream
Just how God intended
ADHD in both
I've wondered for a long time if either Jerma or Joel are autistic.
"drain snake" was the peak of this
@@rogainegaming6924 Jerma’s ADHD and there are overlapping symptoms
They're talking past each other, while shooting at each other simultaneously.
Doesn't sound that different from real life shootouts
the gulf war
"Local" "mentally" "stable" ""streamer"" holds INNOCENT IKEA WORKER HOSTAGE, manipulates him through STOCKHOLM SYNDROME into thinking they are FRIENDS
fucking ikea worker, i am dying
“innocent”
“Stockholm”
Real
IKEA... Stockholm... hehe
First 30 minutes: Haha they don't know what they're doing lol
Last 20 minutes: Holy shit they fucking hate each other
It was so hard to watch
I wonder how much different it would have been if they started with the original halo
@@RiggedDynamo i don't think it would have changed much lol. They were already stumbling since they were on the menu screen. Its so awkward cause I can relate, there's been a couple times when I met people who I like and are are cool but we just have no chemistry together
@@scramblingtheegggs3603 they do actually have great chemistry though lol
Why is everyone saying this is a bad stream? I enjoyed every painful awkward moment.
"D R A E N"
-Jerma, after trying to spell drain
“D-R-A-A-ND”
-Joel, after trying to spell Drain
27:48
Holy fuck the sheer malice in Jerma's voice after Joel asked can you reach. Legitmately sounds like some psycho.
He made joel audibly nervous for a sec lol
timestamp?
@@TheRozzaB 45:15
@@DukeOfTheDepths legend thanks!
holy crap that’s hilarious
Swedish viking HOLDS HANDS WITH Las Vegas gambling goblin
THEM
😳
Master Chief! You mind telling me what you're doing in that bathroom?
"Sir. Unclogging this pipe."
Sir, training these snakes
Sir, filling Jerma's gamer hole
@@Chillingworth huh????
@@reeldino2729 41:44
no joke this stream was like a fever dream. If you stop paying attention everything turns different in no time at all
I got sucked into one of the cutscenes for like 10 seconds and got completely lost lol
@@thewisewolf768 well if you think that's interesting the mcc is like 20 dollars
@@midkn1ght231 Yeah I mean, I own it lol. It just took a second of me focusing on it to lose complete track of the convo
I've watched this like 3 or 4 times and none of it is staying in my head. I'm not absorbing any of it.
This stream is so infamous that joel literally never uploaded the vod and probably never will
Joel “uhhh” counter: 201
13:17 I love how he says 'man with two arms' as if that's somehow an unreasonable amount of arms to have
why does jerma have the entire wikipedia article on vsync memorized but doesn't know what recoil is
ADHD, its a curse and a superpower i tell ya
The collective brain damage is really impressive.
a horrid stream, a terrible wound of a long gone memory which has almost managed to heal itself, was then mercilessly ripped apart raw with a rusted harpoon and packaged nicely into a great, yet absolutely cursed edit, to remind us once more that this nightmare of a stream and its foul legacy have never been more real
I read this in skeletor's voice
can i get an explanation as to why is this a bad stream?
@@Peusterokos1 It's just so incoherent and chaotic. Nothing makes any sense and they aren't even having a conversation they're just talking and not listening lol. It's funny as fuck but holy fuck imagine a full length stream of this
at least it wasnt ＣＯＮＴＥＮＴ ２
@@ibs_haver you can’t put these two minds together and expect coherent conversations. It’s like putting Joe Biden and George Bush in a debate, by the end it’s just going to be dementia induced insanity.
Jerma and Joel took theatre together in high school. Perfect.
gay lovers
@@theityouwhenitmeanyouarewh5303 Hell yeah! ♡ love wins
@@theityouwhenitmeanyouarewh5303curse you internet, that obviously isn't what I meant. XD
@@bearman_1826 I refuse to believe that that isn't what you meant. I have no rational cause to doubt you, but I am going to anyway, because I believe in GAY LOVE.
@@jeremytitus9519 HERESY
Could you imagine if Jerma had just let joel believe that americans use trained snakes to clean out drains?
Local Streamers gaslight thousands and themselves
Jerma and Joel!?! EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN!
Next’ll be Jerma and Dunkey? 🤔
no
no
*After watching the stream*: NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN!
They've already streamed together before
This was voted the worst stream of 2019 btw lmao
It's from 2019?
@@sickmindedteenager Yes some of 2ndjerma's stuff is really far behind for some reason
@@KFCArbiter Sometimes they'll upload stuff maybe a month or two behind and sometimes they'll upload an old stream from years ago that they just never got around to editing
@@sickmindedteenager With him streaming like twice a year now, I'm sure the editor has a lot of time to go back and sort out some of the better older streams
@@frivolo2892 its a joke
"What do you have for a CPU?"
"Uh... I have one..."
Babe wake up jerma and joel
Played halo.
Beautiful poem.
Julian headed back to bed, baffled at why Max a pondered such dumb ass things.
Ca... Call me babe again, please Max, but this time look me in the eyes when you say it
Babe wake up it's
it's time for school
"played" is one way to put it
“Oh shit is that master chief”
How to make an entire fandom mad in 6 words
"which one of this guys is halo?" lol
@@Ghosttea THAT'S JOHN HALO TO YOU!
I’m a big fan of halo and I’m ready to cringe throughout the entire video
Which one of these is Halo?
Why would you not just play Halo 1 to start with? It's great, even the old one still holds up. Baffling. 😖
"...porcelain eyes?"
I was in that same theater class, those two could not get their hands off each other.
they were very violent yeah
For context, Joel later explained that he loves the talkshow Maury and he deliberately channeled that chaotic energy for this stream
nice pic :)
Ah yes I have fond memories of clan X2's famous ghost-recycling exploits
ghost gang
Ghosts
Ghostbusters???? 😂😂😂😂
now this is a spooky thread
You have to move past ghost recycling, qp is the reality of new tech since the patch. Mug gang.
this is an expert difficulty level Jerma video
One might even say legendary difficulty
@@chuckbatmangaming go ahead and log off.
One day Jerma will learn the word "dragoon"
Dean Rangoon
Tendon D. Rangoon
dragoon694.
Doctor Agoon
Bad Dragoon
This makes me wish that Jerma and Joel had a podcast together
Each episode would literally just devolve into nonsense
@@chuckbatmangamingthat would be joyous
Just even if they did a let's play like Jerma and STER do
Jerma stops laughing. In a calm, smooth motion, he swivels his gamer chair to look directly at you. His emotionless eyes say nothing. His gaze is off somehow. You can't shake the notion that he's looking at a point inside your head -- peering through your brain, your thoughts, your memories.
One of Jerma's gnarled paws grips your chin, freezing your blood.
He turns your head left, then right. Up, then down. He has not moved or blinked for two minutes. Just staring... staring... staring into your brain. Every muscle in your body is completely taut, ready to leap away -- if you could just remember how to move.
Finally, Jerma's whiskers twitch. In slow motion, he leans forward, and whispers the last words you ever hear:
_"How tall are you, may I ask?"_
A perfect piece of fine prose
Far too elegant a comment for the fucking goblin that is Jerma985
@@slamduncan3376 thats not jerma985, thats catboy jerma!!!1
Taller than you ohhhhhhhhh * gets obliterated*
why is jerma a cat person in this scenario
“Man, I’m so intimidated, jerma is like, a halo veteran”
“So which one of them is halo?”
they both have absolutely NO synergy here and I love it
27:45 *Joel:* "D R A A ... Nd snæke?"
*Jerma:* "drain- ... D R A E N."
amazing, these two are like peas in a pod.
Since we already have Jerma saying different people's names (for the Happy Birthday Cameo), we can now make multiple versions of Jerma saying, "[Name], wake up. You're going to late for school."
I would have never expected to see Billy and Mandy in a Jerma intro. Fits perfectly though
VERY HARD
@@waffleless yes
Jesus Christ this video was a rollercoaster of emotions.
I see what you did there..
Classic Pre-Debt Jerma moments
This is like being the third friend in a call with two people who have halo and you don’t
Oh no... it's THIS stream
That whole press the button bit and jerma just adding in buttons while disregarding what joel saud entirely... expected nothing less
pure beautiful undistilled chaos; I am now finding every Joel and Jerma interaction I can
Jerma985 - The anti-streamer
Jerma985 and Vinesauce Joel Collab - The anti-collab
When the Father is Grand!! 😳
When the grand son is sus :0
That video felt way longer than it actually was
The beginning of the stream is like two old men reminiscing about their childhoods.
because it is
except the people have dementia and nothing theyre saying ever happened
World's most painful stream 2019
The Joelma duo at it again
Joelma balls
Joelma is one of the stronger streamer fusions but the chaotic energy means that they can't stay fused for long
I love how the first thing Jerma did was kill a moa
HE PISSED OF THE HALO GODS SO THEY CURSED HIS STREAM
I could never find the fucking things, he kills one his very first ever game
Alright you crossed the line of "oh you know cool halo lore" to "oh you know the actual name of the ostriches in the first level" and now you sound like a total fucking nerd
this streamer interaction is literally me everytime i play video games with anybody ever
joel’s injury story is the worst thing i’ve had the misfortune of hearing
I instinctively grabbed my kneecaps with both hands immediately after he mentioned the "yellow goo".
Ha ha, he brought it up again here? Something came up for me so I couldn't watch the whole stream back then so I had no idea. That's actually hilarious that he told Jerma about that.
Time stamp
@@medpoly558 21:01 for the whole "funniest injury" segment, 22:08 for Joel's fun asphalt rock slide story
@@honeyratta948 i tried skipping his entire story, but i ended up skipping to exactly when he says that
"...It's just like old times, the Dynamic Duo
Two old friends..."
"Two super best friends, I might add. Hahaha... *Oh..."*
The fire axe spins on, even now
It's great to finally see a joel crossover stream where he can act naturally. With other people Joel becomes more timid, this is not the case here
Is naturally full of dread?
Same with Jerma, he's at his normal incoherent demented streamer himself. Joel had the misfortune to interact with this guy.
The cutscene: Very emotional moment happening between 2 characters, where one lost her father
Joel and Jerma: *yeah i stick my arm down my shower drain*
the fucking chemistry between these two is something else
Jerma did so poorly because Jex is afraid of Joel.
jex
jex
@@axmoylotl Yeah, Jex refused to show himself, leaving only Jerma.
jex
jex
Please dear lord more with Joel. This is a blursed comedy duo in the best way.
really don't know how people say it was a bad stream, it's literally the funniest shit I've ever seen, every second is gold.
@@m.dave2141 It's undeniably funny as hell, but it's the fact that the entire stream is just one big clusterfuck brain melt session where it feels as if both of them are slowly becoming (even more than usual) insane that gives it the 'worst stream for both in 2019' title.
@@n-dingthericefarmer4386 ahh ok worst in the best way possible, makes sense
Oh yess the legendary duo
drain snakes was like listening to the most fucked up version of who's on third with the cut scene going on in the background was like draino for the brain
oh my god a 50 minute video of jerma and joel
I swear to god these guys give off brain waves that cancel each other out.
I just realised the intro is referencing Joels knee story, and it's amazing
can't believe they found a new way to do ghost recycling on stream
Love jerma's pure joy at his stream completely falling apart
The amount of indecisiveness is astounding
Its like when you walk into someone and you both just tiptoe around each other
"Oh my god, two of my favorite streamers, and they're playing my favorite game of all time! This is going to be amazing!"
"Why do I have a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach as I click this?"
"D-R-A... E-N!"
10 minutes in they have died 6 times on the tutorial and are trying to clog a doorway.
Jerma is a lot of things but he is certainly consistent
You've heard of Vinny Vinesauce, now get ready for Mini Vinesauce
I'll see myself out the door thanks
He’s not small, he’s compact.
Compact Vinesauce.
Travel sized
Celular-size streamer
Please stay
I miss vinny. :(
"What is aim down sights?"
"Iuuuh standard gaming"
Amazing
After all the crazy shit Jerma and Joel had played over the years, I didn't know something as simple as Halo: Reach co-op would've been the straw to break these two men's sanity.
I swear, every time i come back to this video, I feel like my brain starts to wither.
"Don't cross the streams, it would be bad." -Some guy who's obviously never watched Jerma and Joel.
the idea of joel commenting over jermas gameplay WHILE jerma can hear it is needs to be a whole stream. that is fucking hilarious
Snusk and sus finally together!!
SUSK!
this is like two of your uncles for both sides of the family sitting on the back porch talking about Halo while you're just there listening in
I genuinely thought the other person was Jerma using a voice changer
My two favorite “gamers.”
Jerma freaking out about yellow goo? How is this considered a bad stream.
I thought Jerma was doing a Bernie Sanders impressions.
Turns out it was an entirely different person
I watched the long edit someone made and jesus christ it hurt to watch. I knew jerma was awful at games but I had no idea that it was *this bad* . I feel like I had a fever dream
This has major Jerma & Star_ vibes
how was this a 'bad stream' this is the hardest ive laughed in months
How the fuck can Jerma perfectly explain what V-Sync is on the spot but can’t recognize an Omega symbol
"Jerma, don't take this the wrong way, but... do you play video games?"
Man I love watching Mint Blitz
finally... the two gaslighters meet...
THE CROSSOVER NOBODY THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN
It’s happened like 5 other times
Mr. Skerpentine NOBODY thought it would happen
Jerma and joel, the best catastrophic duo
That bit where Jerma was trying to get Joel to kill him over and over again really feels like a bit he'd do or had already done with ster back in 2014.
Oh god, it's *that* stream
5:11 "I'm going to have a cornea, I'm going to fucking snap" Oh? A cornea?