6:05 is such a perfect shot it’s fucking hilarious that Jerma acts like the side character that gets killed immediately to show how cool the new character is.
This stream was honestly really special, we got to see an entire different side of Jerma, you know with that whole “Palpatine was completely right” thing
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Mentally “powerful” sith hallucinates thinking he’s multiple people, FORCE SPAWNS a rancor, then takes over the galaxy only then to fall into a pit and die, what a amazing story of Darth Jerma
@@Khanarch Ok, that makes way more sense. For whatever reason I thought Jerma had been unknowingly given some kind of hacked/edited copy of the game, with "Sith lord" being turned into "Shitlord" being the only change
I love how he went from playing the game legitamitely, to very quickly playing with the cheat codes. That's always how my playthroughs for jedi academy end up.
6:34 someone pointed out this before, but jerma you saved right when he started to fall, so you could reload and make him keep falling for the ultimate fall joke.
Holy shit. He reads the "Press F8" message at 6:54, but I think they were trying to get him to Quick-Load. If they'd correctly said F9, and he noticed, he would've reloaded to the 6:34 Quick Save. Jesus, he was seriously so close on that fall joke.
6:16 you can see a single frame of the jedi jumping up to stab Jerma in the back 37:37 And luke *did* show up earlier to help! Jerma the Sith Rodian just mind controlled him and flung him into a pit.
i cant believe they left out the bit with the rancor snatching luke in the wide angle, funniest moment of the entire stream. I recommend anyone who didnt see to watch the last bit of the vod
Dunno whether Jerma will see this but to add onto the lightsaber question: In the old lore, red crystals were artificially made by the sith, as they had no access to planets with kyber crystals on them. The Jedi basically had a monopoly on it. Red was incredibly rare - if not impossible - in the wild, with the red colouring of the artificial ones being a side effect. In the new lore, the colour changes according to your position in the force, and whether you use more light or dark side force. To me it makes no sense whatsoever because it ignores factors the light have multiple colours for the Jedi.
No, in the current canon you have to forcefully "bleed" the crystal by pouring all your hate into it to make it red. Has to be a normal kyber crystal that you taint.
As a kid, when I found out that I can spawn a rancor into any cutscene I just couldn't stop. The cutscene where Rosh complains about Kyle is a good one to do it in.
Jerma breaking the ending cutscene in this game caused me to literally start a new playthrough where I spawn npcs in cutscenes or just before a cutscene in hopes of breaking it. Not an easy thing to do to be honest. Did end up kind of fucking Luke's part in the beginning scene though.
I remember being so pissed when chat told him the saber color command. I knew at that point the game was over lol I really wanted to just watch Jerma play this. But hey, what we got is gold too
well considering this was old lore and not disney lore, jerma could totally have a red lightsaber if he wanted to since the only difference between red kyber crystals and normal kyber crystals is that red kyber crystals were grown artificially, not naturally occuring like all the other colors, only reason the jedi had so many is due to kyber crystal sites being considered holy places that had been claimed by the jedi, lots even being old sith holy sites that they stole from them since the jedi and sith have gone to war so many fucking times, and during lots of star wars history the jedi were official parts of the galactic government and using the dark side of the force were strictly prohibited and illegal, and galactic governments like the various forms of the republic often owned the planets that could produce kyber crystals naturally to keep the sith from getting access to kyber crystals for these reasons, and since the jedi were official parts of the republic they by proxy also owned these planets. I'm not aware of the jedi prohibiting the use of unnatural kyber crystals, though some kyber crystals could influence their users as they were technically considered "living" in a sense due to their connection to the force, and there were like some evil kyber crystals that corrupted their users, and it was probably just a precaution and considered taboo to use a red kyber crystal incase they did have an effect on their user and due to their connection to the sith. Also the jedi had a whole thing about kyber crystals chosing their users, not the other way around, and a red kyber crystal would never chose a jedi because the jedi just didn't make red kyber crystals, so a jedi probably would never have one as they would never be given the chance to have one. Theoretically though it is entirely possible for a jedi to have a red lightsaber by the original lore. In the new lore it just isn't because the force allignment of the force user influences their kyber crystal and changes the color and it reflects more so the user's personality and how they use the force.
One Jedi, Adi Galia, did have a red lightsaber before the events of Episode 1, but when she heard that the Sith had returned, she swapped it out for obvious reasons.
Really surprised we didnt get any at all footage of trying to get the rancor to eat luke after he walks in because it was all hilarious too. A bit of a shame
You can have a red lightsaber and not be a sith, Kylo Ren never became a sith and had a red lightsaber. Red sabers are just used by people who primarily utilize the dark side of the force.
2:05 I can PROUDLY say that was me. I'm the loremaster. The process I describe is the "bleeding" of Kyber crystals in some parts of the Star Wars canon. Which, yes, is something only a Sith would do. Personally, I think it's fucking goofy, and prefer it as team colors. But, yeah, I randomly came back to watch this video while eating, and got excited when I remembered I was the one who got the "official" response to his question. Wish it didn't have to be all-caps, but I didn't think he'd see it otherwise.
I don’t know I like the bleeding idea But also even before bleeding became a thing this very character (jaden) actually does a purification thing to a red crystal turning it yellow.
1:42 some crystals had a natural red color, the sith, however, need to bleed the kyber crystal, since the crystals are sentient, a jedi had a red lightsaber because they liked the color, but then changed it since people will think they're a sith.
I'm SO glad that clip was used in the intro-I voted for that in the NYE awards and felt robbed it was suddenly wiped-also I suspect that the results for that category would have been different potentially since the wasted votes. Of course Jack made this one JermaHeart.
I don't like star wars but I loved that immediately after the lightsaber explanation he was like ok but what if I went to home depot and bought a red LED?
I think a concept that should be explored more in Star Wars is someone who abandons the concepts of Jedi and Sith, possibly to get the best of both worlds
It's a cheat code, not an actual part of the game. Mind Trick only goes to Rank 3 normally, which makes enemies start shooting each other, but you don't control them. Using cheat codes to set mind trick to rank 4 (which doesn't exist normally) lets you actually take control of NPCs.
That One Guy, who made Jerma use cheats and max out every possible ability... without him even realizing. Edit: It was cut out in this highlight. After messing with the playermodels jerma kinda broke the game and could not get past the cutscene (26:30). He had to reset his playermodel but that also resetted/ messed with his powers and used skill points. So someone im Chat told him to use a command that sets ALL avaible powers in the game to level 4. The game lets you only level up to 3. Also it oversets your dmg Output and Force Power. That’s why Jerma one shotted the boss at 27:50 and every enemy after that. He was playing with cheats.
I'd like to point out for people not familiar with the game. Force powers cap at level 3, but cheating let's you take them up to level 4 which is were the mind control comes from.
@@FENomadtrooper exactly plus you have to choose out of 10 (or something like that) which you spend your points on so you can not have all of them. Jerma did not even unlock mind control and didn’t even question being able to use it all of the sudden.
Local PYSCHO eats all of little brother's oreos, proceeds to throw them all up on mother's bed
That is a deep fucking cut right there.
Oh FUCK you made me laugh way too hard. If this is how Jerma feels every time he loses it, I fear for the man's health oh my god
Let it go, it happened last year
The way Kyle's dialogue is replaced with pure silence after he gets eaten is fucking gold
even his subtitles stop showing up. goddamn hilarious
666th like
6:05 is such a perfect shot it’s fucking hilarious that Jerma acts like the side character that gets killed immediately to show how cool the new character is.
crying laughing at how accurate this is
Felt like fighting Corvo Attono.
He literally did the *teleports behind you* to Jerma
Teleports behind Jerma "nothing personal, kid."
@@TheOneAndOnlyZeno
personnel* 😤
Honestly incredible just how QUICKLY jerma fell to the dark side, like some sort of dark side speedrunner.
He didn't even need to be seduced he was full dark the moment he started the game.
Yeah but it's rosh, though.
INSANE streamer turns to THE DARK SIDE without HESITATION
he really wanted that red lightsaber
Isn’t This The Streamer Who KILLED The YOUNGLINGS?!?!
if jerma was a sith, he would be like the dude who palpatine was pretty unsure about and never really sends on missions and just kinda keeps in a box
@@rojom2098 Yeah, he's only really there as a last resort.
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This stream was honestly really special, we got to see an entire different side of Jerma, you know with that whole “Palpatine was completely right” thing
When Jerma gets really high he becomes a sith
@@lorenzowestling5017 one of palp's most famous lines is literally "I love democracy" right before he makes himself an absolute monarch
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As someone who's never watched star wars I can't tell which of these replies are real and which ones are jokes
@@newdonkshitty yes.
14:59 holy shit, the editor did a fine job at subtly changing the subtitles
It made me double take.
Mentally “powerful” sith hallucinates thinking he’s multiple people, FORCE SPAWNS a rancor, then takes over the galaxy only then to fall into a pit and die, what a amazing story of Darth Jerma
force rancor is truly an unnatural ability
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---AAAAAAAAHHHH
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Elbertson the Deranged?
32:54 Lmao just him talking about how good his technique is just for it to cut to his head being cut off for a split second is hilarious
man when i saw that whole section live my stomach hurt from laughing
I can't believe disney made the rancor eating Luke not canon
smh not my Star Wars
Such a good stream. Everything from the fall jokes to the Rancor part.
Already a contender for Best Stream of the Year
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*chefs kiss* magnifico
"Its not too late to renounce the dark side
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- "
38:39
“Force Pregnant”.
That’s what Palpatine did to create Anakin, you know.
the first instance of a long distance force cream pie.
I hate you people 😭
@@knightogourd no you dont
What really gets me about the Rancor spawns is he skipped the only level with the actual Rancor in it.
Did Jerma just call a red dye for your lightsaber “Sith food coloring”???
He Eats Lightsabers
@@Endiepup and you don’t?
They yell force at the cryssals until they start bleeding red food coloring.
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That's how you know he's a real Sith. Eating ridiculous things.
this was easily best stream
Ok
The long road stream was super funny too
hey wait you're that guy
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Nah, fun fair still beats it by a mile. It's even second to the Simoleon streams.
14:59 Does it actually say "Shit lords" in the dialogue or are my eyes playing tricks on me
That might have been the chad editor.
@@Khanarch
I didn't know the editor is from Chad.
@@ieatquartersfornickels144 That's where all the Chads come from.
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@@Khanarch Ok, that makes way more sense. For whatever reason I thought Jerma had been unknowingly given some kind of hacked/edited copy of the game, with "Sith lord" being turned into "Shitlord" being the only change
38:37 we live in the timeline when this perfect cutscene happened. Perfection.
“Where’d he go?”
Words said moments before disaster
I love how he went from playing the game legitamitely, to very quickly playing with the cheat codes. That's always how my playthroughs for jedi academy end up.
This stream HAS TO go on record for most fall jokes.
6:09 POV: You're a background character in a star wars movie
When Jerma gets a hold of the console commands, get ready for the best stream of the year
"Jerma play Skyrim", "Jerma play Fallout"
"Jerma, step on me UwU"
Jerma is actually Todd Howard’s bastard son.
@@megakillerx that would explain alot actually
'I just wanna GrillMasterxbbq for pete's sake!'
@@megakillerx are you respectfully waiting for jerma to stream yakuza 0 again? I hope he at least plays to Nishiki's plot peak 😩
26:08 Didn't know Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance got a sequel.
6:34 someone pointed out this before, but jerma you saved right when he started to fall, so you could reload and make him keep falling for the ultimate fall joke.
6:12 The comedic timing of the "where'd he go" instantly followed by him getting Darth Maul'd is perfection
anyone notice “sith lords” on the game captions was edited to “shit lords” at 15:00
Holy shit. He reads the "Press F8" message at 6:54, but I think they were trying to get him to Quick-Load. If they'd correctly said F9, and he noticed, he would've reloaded to the 6:34 Quick Save. Jesus, he was seriously so close on that fall joke.
“Dennis from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia learns to use the force”
Jedi mindtrick into forced suicide? genius, that should be cannon.
6:16 you can see a single frame of the jedi jumping up to stab Jerma in the back
37:37 And luke *did* show up earlier to help! Jerma the Sith Rodian just mind controlled him and flung him into a pit.
6:15 "Nothin' personnel, kid."
13:30-14:30 is the best sequence ive seen in video game history we have a car crash, mandalorian death roll and the t pose to the heavens.
The force choke spam was divine chat was going nuts trying to tell Jermas to use push for 2 days but he just couldn't comprehend it
Does jerma call jerma haters jermaphobes
nah, theyre called homophobes
Oh good that pfp
@@lorddarkness351 yeah
@@bluewuppo damn, that was a reverse roast
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i cant believe they left out the bit with the rancor snatching luke in the wide angle, funniest moment of the entire stream. I recommend anyone who didnt see to watch the last bit of the vod
thank you im dying laughing now
did the editor edit the subtitle to say shitlord?? 14:57 Top tier edit mr editor
luke got snatched like one of the cookies in those chips ahoy commercials
5:03 Perfectly cut screams
I love how Jerma picked the “violence as a last resort” color lightsaber
Didn’t even show when the ranchor kills luke smh
or the "why are there spacemarines???" bit which was funny
The hacker stream finally happened
Thank god someone else was here to make that connection
Destiny fulfilled
Jerma is the real reason luke went into exile
Dunno whether Jerma will see this but to add onto the lightsaber question:
In the old lore, red crystals were artificially made by the sith, as they had no access to planets with kyber crystals on them. The Jedi basically had a monopoly on it. Red was incredibly rare - if not impossible - in the wild, with the red colouring of the artificial ones being a side effect.
In the new lore, the colour changes according to your position in the force, and whether you use more light or dark side force. To me it makes no sense whatsoever because it ignores factors the light have multiple colours for the Jedi.
Grievous isn't sith though, he just yoinked them.
@@KasBunnyX3 my mistake
No, in the current canon you have to forcefully "bleed" the crystal by pouring all your hate into it to make it red. Has to be a normal kyber crystal that you taint.
the real dark side is when you learn how to use the console
As a kid, when I found out that I can spawn a rancor into any cutscene I just couldn't stop. The cutscene where Rosh complains about Kyle is a good one to do it in.
I suggest you watch the vod. That ending bit went on for like a full five more minutes
I love the fact people still play this game from my childhood, an adult now but still love it.
6:12 Gamer moment of the year
6:04 - 6:18 Jerma has a stormtrooper moment
Jerma breaking the ending cutscene in this game caused me to literally start a new playthrough where I spawn npcs in cutscenes or just before a cutscene in hopes of breaking it. Not an easy thing to do to be honest. Did end up kind of fucking Luke's part in the beginning scene though.
19:42 Did that guy accidentally kick the other sith?
so this is that Fall Guys game ive been hearing so much about, seems fun!
Easily already one of the best streams of 2021
"His lightsabre is MASSIVE"
*grins*
"That's what Mara said".
Absolute god tier editing at 14:59
6:35 "There's no- HUAAAGHHHHHH"
- Pillar Laser Sword Guy, famous last words
Im so sad we never got to see luke get grabbed by the rancor, that was easily the best part
That Jerma falling over opening edit got me chocking on yogurt.
I remember being so pissed when chat told him the saber color command. I knew at that point the game was over lol
I really wanted to just watch Jerma play this. But hey, what we got is gold too
This is the hardest I've laughed at any youtube video in years
Kyle Katarn getting eaten by the Rancor mid cutscene made my year
It is funny how both continuities of Star Wars explain why only sith use red lightsabers in different ways cuz red evil
I mean but red is pretty evil looking.
It’s funny how people expect profound explanations for concepts in a children’s movie franchise
@@dachshund_gaming Hey, remember that scene where a guy gets his *whole hand cut off* in that *children’s movie* ???
06:15 You can *just* see the guy's lightsaber as he jumps behind Jerma.
i love start warms
Same
Oh my god, that intro 😹
The intro is amazing
last video: totally OP sith lord
this video: garry's mod
took me longer than i would like to admit to realize that the title probably a reference to the truck punchline
3:36 - He QUICKSAVED IT, so much missed potential
I don't know why but transition on 25:57 made me spill water all over my keyboard.
17:40 that voice is just Sergeant Scritchy-Scratch
well considering this was old lore and not disney lore, jerma could totally have a red lightsaber if he wanted to since the only difference between red kyber crystals and normal kyber crystals is that red kyber crystals were grown artificially, not naturally occuring like all the other colors, only reason the jedi had so many is due to kyber crystal sites being considered holy places that had been claimed by the jedi, lots even being old sith holy sites that they stole from them since the jedi and sith have gone to war so many fucking times, and during lots of star wars history the jedi were official parts of the galactic government and using the dark side of the force were strictly prohibited and illegal, and galactic governments like the various forms of the republic often owned the planets that could produce kyber crystals naturally to keep the sith from getting access to kyber crystals for these reasons, and since the jedi were official parts of the republic they by proxy also owned these planets. I'm not aware of the jedi prohibiting the use of unnatural kyber crystals, though some kyber crystals could influence their users as they were technically considered "living" in a sense due to their connection to the force, and there were like some evil kyber crystals that corrupted their users, and it was probably just a precaution and considered taboo to use a red kyber crystal incase they did have an effect on their user and due to their connection to the sith. Also the jedi had a whole thing about kyber crystals chosing their users, not the other way around, and a red kyber crystal would never chose a jedi because the jedi just didn't make red kyber crystals, so a jedi probably would never have one as they would never be given the chance to have one. Theoretically though it is entirely possible for a jedi to have a red lightsaber by the original lore. In the new lore it just isn't because the force allignment of the force user influences their kyber crystal and changes the color and it reflects more so the user's personality and how they use the force.
I've never seen star wars but I'm callin BS
@@jakeposey7103 bruuuhhh
im not even a huge starwars-head but i got to say, the lore is awesome
One Jedi, Adi Galia, did have a red lightsaber before the events of Episode 1, but when she heard that the Sith had returned, she swapped it out for obvious reasons.
I can't believe Jerma killed Gonk Droid.
6:05 is possibly the best timed Jerma joke I've ever seen
the subtitle edit at 15:00 👍
Really surprised we didnt get any at all footage of trying to get the rancor to eat luke after he walks in because it was all hilarious too. A bit of a shame
You can have a red lightsaber and not be a sith, Kylo Ren never became a sith and had a red lightsaber. Red sabers are just used by people who primarily utilize the dark side of the force.
Red lightsabers are bleeded crystals. You literally have to be evil to bleed your crystal.
Hard to imagine that you once did TF2 vids, but you're moved on and doing your own thing now and I am glad for you. Keep it buddy!
2:05 I can PROUDLY say that was me. I'm the loremaster. The process I describe is the "bleeding" of Kyber crystals in some parts of the Star Wars canon. Which, yes, is something only a Sith would do. Personally, I think it's fucking goofy, and prefer it as team colors. But, yeah, I randomly came back to watch this video while eating, and got excited when I remembered I was the one who got the "official" response to his question. Wish it didn't have to be all-caps, but I didn't think he'd see it otherwise.
that’s genuinely fuckin epic. what a ONE GUY moment
I don’t know I like the bleeding idea
But also even before bleeding became a thing this very character (jaden) actually does a purification thing to a red crystal turning it yellow.
I'm surprised it even went through in All Caps. Stuff like that usually gets blocked in Jerma's chat.
I swear to god you are one of the only people that actually make me laugh
okay but why is Jerma the first person I've heard properly explain the 2D platformer jump dilemma @ 5:20
Jedi Academy is just such a cool game, it's one of the few games where being evil in your first run doesn't break things.
1:42 some crystals had a natural red color, the sith, however, need to bleed the kyber crystal, since the crystals are sentient, a jedi had a red lightsaber because they liked the color, but then changed it since people will think they're a sith.
Holy moly that subtle edit at 14:59
The best part about the livestream was all the >:( comments whenever Luke appeared lmao
I'm SO glad that clip was used in the intro-I voted for that in the NYE awards and felt robbed it was suddenly wiped-also I suspect that the results for that category would have been different potentially since the wasted votes. Of course Jack made this one JermaHeart.
14:59 Almost missed that sneaky edit Jack
14:25 I love how he corrects his facial expression a second later to make sure he looks like an angry dad.
yeah, this is like the best stream 2021 already
ERROR: UNEXPECTED RANCOR IN BAGGING AREA
I don't like star wars but I loved that immediately after the lightsaber explanation he was like ok but what if I went to home depot and bought a red LED?
I think a concept that should be explored more in Star Wars is someone who abandons the concepts of Jedi and Sith, possibly to get the best of both worlds
has anyone ever considered telling a story about centrism I wonder
Cough, Kreia, cough
that wasn't the emperor, that was Frieza in a jawa costume
This has been my favorite game for a decade. Not once have I upgraded mind trick and had no idea just how powerful it is
It's a cheat code, not an actual part of the game. Mind Trick only goes to Rank 3 normally, which makes enemies start shooting each other, but you don't control them. Using cheat codes to set mind trick to rank 4 (which doesn't exist normally) lets you actually take control of NPCs.
That One Guy, who made Jerma use cheats and max out every possible ability... without him even realizing.
Edit: It was cut out in this highlight. After messing with the playermodels jerma kinda broke the game and could not get past the cutscene (26:30). He had to reset his playermodel but that also resetted/ messed with his powers and used skill points. So someone im Chat told him to use a command that sets ALL avaible powers in the game to level 4. The game lets you only level up to 3. Also it oversets your dmg Output and Force Power.
That’s why Jerma one shotted the boss at 27:50 and every enemy after that. He was playing with cheats.
I'd like to point out for people not familiar with the game. Force powers cap at level 3, but cheating let's you take them up to level 4 which is were the mind control comes from.
@@FENomadtrooper exactly plus you have to choose out of 10 (or something like that) which you spend your points on so you can not have all of them. Jerma did not even unlock mind control and didn’t even question being able to use it all of the sudden.
I think one-shotting the boss was part of the dismemberment settings, which makes the saber combat "realistic."
im so glad jerma played this game i love it so much tyty x 8 sideways
15:00 Read the subtitles!!! Nice work, editor!
I miss Star Wars.