You have 5 minutes until GYAS fills the room. In order to unlock the bear trap on your head and escape you must find a way to get rid of the GYAS. 5 minutes GYAS starts now G-G-G-GyAS
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE ORIGIN OF LITERALLY ALL OF THESE, HOLY SHIT THANK YOU. I vividly remember seeing the Drug Dealer Simulator clip and NEEDING to find the original Almonder Wifi, I need that tail/tooth/claw!, and- AND THAT "TRIO", I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS PEACH FROM THE MARIO RPG, so my world is now very clearly shaken.
I wish i could find the bit he does where he lowers his voice with the changer and then laughs like a maniac while he adjusts the pitch up and down. It's driving me crazy.
hi, this is an amazing jerma compilation, i thoroughly enjoyed it. thank you, jerma has over the years been seeping his quotable sound clips--- such as "monkaS," "mmmonkaW," "GYAS-- GYA-- GYAS GYASGYASGYAS," "i think the one goes over here-- i have nooo idea," "*clown nose honk sound effect*," "lets play a game called 'chase me!'...... *squeaky dog toy sound effect*," "AACHOO oh nice ron! i sneezed! what, i'm not allowed to sneeze?," "uh-- hello? hello hello?-- STOP IT," just to name a few--- directly into my brain. the neuron pathways have been built. this video is literally just me stimming. i appreciate it a lot, thhank you
The sneezes make me want to sneeze i feel like im in a wicked DUSTY room right now chat but seriously its like yawns where if you here jt you kind of gotta do it but i cant just sneeze on command like that
Worst part about Jerma is that sometimes you can't even tell if it's a soundboard or if that's just how he sounds
*Best
I swear he can overlap voices in real time. The Mr. Greenz streams it really sounds like he's having a conversation with someone.
It's so sad that Jerma had to have his sound gland amputated after the Scorn bit and can't do these jokes anymore
it's actually a muscle, not a gland! looks like someone didn't pass intro to jermology 🙄
it's called the syrinx
Jerma is like baby sensory for insane people
I fall asleep to jerma nightly, I sleep like an absolute baby with this strange rat man talking
i fall asleep to jerma when i’m too overthink-y for asmr
I started cackling when the new Saw movie literally ends with a trap with a room filling up with gas
.....gas.
Smelly smells
gyas
and yet they still dont say the word gas i couldnt believe it
You have 5 minutes until GYAS fills the room. In order to unlock the bear trap on your head and escape you must find a way to get rid of the GYAS. 5 minutes GYAS starts now G-G-G-GyAS
The giant rat who makes all of the vocal stims
unironically this video is making me stim so bad and i don't even have autism
@@savannah6508well ive got some news for you.. coooongratulations..!!!
I genuinely have picked up a lot of vocal stims from his clips
@@savannah6508 u dont need autism to stim !!! u can stim freely !!!
The monkey bit still makes me gasp for air with laughter to this day
Its hilarious 😂
Las Vegas streamer torn to shreds by 10,000 angry apes
i can already feel the "got it" one doing things to my brain
got it
got it
I love that he tries to hide it but you can always tell when there’s a *SCORN* incoming
the whole Animal Crossing sneeze bit took 2 minutes, but it felt like it lasted forever
9:59 - 18:02
I love schizophrenic jerma and the voices in his head named etalyx
The scorn bit and A E O have absolutely ruined my vocabulary forever
how?
@@we-must-live scorn
The Etalyx bit is so underrated 🤣
I'm so confused
Yeah I can't believe I've never seen it before lmaooo
You died again?
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
tremendous compilation, im at work and i cant stop crying
aww don't cry, jerma isn't real he can't hurt you
Help me my pores are leakig blood
@@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X aww man :(
i think about the AA EE OO bit every fucking day im telling you it has rotted my brain
Essential viewing for any new jermans
THEY’RE CALLED JERMAMITES!!!
@@SpagzFunny jerks
Someone get this man some allergy relief medicine NOW!
丂匚ㄖ尺几
Five.
丂 匚 ㄖ 尺 几
Two on me
Like in the whole world? Cuz if so than idk thats too many to count
29 miles
Etalyx's bit is humongous and inspired
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE ORIGIN OF LITERALLY ALL OF THESE, HOLY SHIT THANK YOU. I vividly remember seeing the Drug Dealer Simulator clip and NEEDING to find the original Almonder Wifi, I need that tail/tooth/claw!, and- AND THAT "TRIO", I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS PEACH FROM THE MARIO RPG, so my world is now very clearly shaken.
Very good comp deeply underrated
hopefully it blows up in the near or distant future
really good compilation intuition, adding the clip of him looking at all the previously shown sounds
"i am NOT sassy!" he said in the most sassy way possible
When I first saw that etalyx video for the first 4-5 minutes I genuinely thought he was actually there😅
his soundboard bits are some of my favorite 😂
edit: this video has me laughing HARD. Thanks for making it!
I wish i could find the bit he does where he lowers his voice with the changer and then laughs like a maniac while he adjusts the pitch up and down. It's driving me crazy.
hi, this is an amazing jerma compilation, i thoroughly enjoyed it. thank you, jerma has over the years been seeping his quotable sound clips--- such as "monkaS," "mmmonkaW," "GYAS-- GYA-- GYAS GYASGYASGYAS," "i think the one goes over here-- i have nooo idea," "*clown nose honk sound effect*," "lets play a game called 'chase me!'...... *squeaky dog toy sound effect*," "AACHOO oh nice ron! i sneezed! what, i'm not allowed to sneeze?," "uh-- hello? hello hello?-- STOP IT," just to name a few--- directly into my brain. the neuron pathways have been built. this video is literally just me stimming. i appreciate it a lot, thhank you
yeah, smoke wise ganja
stop talking about me that way please
The sneezing part fucking killed my insides. lol
I don't know if there's ever been a -2 soundboard bit
45:02 The shift in the chat here from mostly omegaluls and jermavenus to monkaS is hilarious
I quote the house flipper saw trap way too much. It never fails to make me laugh.
The sneezes make me want to sneeze i feel like im in a wicked DUSTY room right now chat but seriously its like yawns where if you here jt you kind of gotta do it but i cant just sneeze on command like that
Holy shit thank you I’ve been trying to find Almonder Wifi clip by itself for like a year
Stim comp 🔥🗣️🗣️
Oh my god i love this compilation so much. I come back to see it every week and it still smile hearing the same jokes 😂
Love these compilations they're perfect to eep to
the AA EE OO and scorn bit are my roman empire
The fucking drug dealer clip is so funny
when he started playing the *_gotit_* sound during the animal crossing bit i couldn't stop laughing
The sneeze bit made me sneeze
Omg make more compilations, this was so awesome to watch :D !
Do you know what stream he did the "They came from... Behind." soundboard bit? You know, the one from Warcraft III?
I can't believe it's been 50 minutes
how does this have like no views?
ikr
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@@calamari2006sounds about right
oh man the drug simulator one breaks me every time
48:28 I GASPED
Jermamites when Etalyx in 2017: 😃
Jermamites when Etalyx after 2023: 👹👿🤬
Can someone explain the army of two thing to me PLEASE? I’m so high rn and it doesn’t make any sense
He was using a soundboard to pretend to have Etalyx on stream with him
etalyx……
muito foda, pena que ele não é de verdade ne :((
It will 🙌
*You died again?*
what soundboard is he using
jerma uses a GoXLR
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This might be unrelated, but I'm still deminonbinary. Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell is that etalyx stream
yes