do you ever get the impression jerma just puts on a prerecorded playthrough of the game with no commentary and reads a newspaper or something i feel like he could get halfway through his own wedding and not know where he is or what was going on
chat what-what is this guy doing. why is this guy walking my wife to the..."he's you're best man"? best...man? best at what, stealing my wife? i don't understand, what do you MEAN "best man" that does not EXIST
Unbelieaveble that Jerma nine hundred and eighty-five could be skrunk down and transported to England and STILL be the same old self who doesn't get ZENIS jokes until it's too late. I cried.
Watching jerma play this game live was amazing. He constanly ignored everything and reading chat. It was like watching someone drive with their eyes completely focused on their phone
For Jerma to react, British humor would first have to be funny. Since that likely won't happen before the heat death of the universe, you'll have to find some other way to make Jerma chuckle.
We had a pact to never reveal our triple jump capabilities to the talls and Jerma does it in the first 5 minutes of the video. Classic retired streamer.
The eternity that went by just to say "Never show a slug the under side of a rug" killed me. If you listen close you can hear the steam coming out his ears as he thinks up a rhyme
for anyone actually wondering what an "oily bap" is, it's just a breakfast roll, etc a roll with eggs/sausage so on so forth usually very greasy, "Bap" just means bread roll.
what "jokes"? You mean the cutscenes that played out for minutes on end for the punchline to be, "haha isn't it whacky that someone would do that isn't that unrealistic??" or, "haha he said a word that means peepee or poopoo!" watching British humor is like eating dry crusty bread. Utterly devoid of joy and sometimes even painful to endure.
Dude that story about the "Crime is skyrocketing " ad hits home. You get really dumb political ads that are SUPER biased and sensational and just blast at 10x louder than the video.
I'm super sick atm and my brain is all messed up so while the whole video is entertaining, hearing Jerma refer to a garbage can as a TRASH BARREL legitimately made me wheeze
For anyone not getting the 10 bob joke: "10 bob" was colloquial for 10 shillings "in't old money" (before decimalisation). There was indeed a note for it which, due to inflation, became more and more absurd as when it finally made the switch it was changed to the 50 pence coin. You'll often find previous generations still insist on obtusely calling them "10 bobs" though, to the great confusion and frustration of the youths taught nothing but metric in school.
I'd like to congratulate Jorka Jokebertson for winning every Oscar in the 2025 Oscars for his role in the Jacker: Follyadoo, that's right chat I'm a time traveler
seeing chat freak out over new englandisms as if it’s just a jerma thing and he’s absolutely insane, is so funny “trash barrel”is super common here, he hasn’t lost all his marbles yet
oh he's joking off
he's busting a gut
Best comment of all time
now thats a knee plapper!
+4
+2,000,000
This joke saved a marriage that I don't have.
no way jerma joked off a guy on stream
I cherma choked off reading this
I’m joking my jerm rn
58:34 (I only came here for this scene. I don't want to spoil the game for me self)
he joke my jerma until i stream
@@SapkaliAkifwhat I love about that moment is he goes "Woah" then continues
do you ever get the impression jerma just puts on a prerecorded playthrough of the game with no commentary and reads a newspaper or something
i feel like he could get halfway through his own wedding and not know where he is or what was going on
chat what-what is this guy doing. why is this guy walking my wife to the..."he's you're best man"? best...man? best at what, stealing my wife? i don't understand, what do you MEAN "best man" that does not EXIST
No
his severe dementia is just too much for him
That's called paying attention to chat and not the game.
@@Double512 wa-eh-i-yuh-uh-wh-th-there's no secrets over here?
That awkward silence after something lewd happens is peak Jerma content. I like to think his mom tunes in every stream.
Possibly due to the Lego Star Wars “fuck” incident
he’s so shy
ZORNY streamer COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT to commit one last CRIME SPREE and do WHAT with a BASEBALL???
CRIME SHPEE
and not even half, it was a FULL baseball bat
not the baseball minigame we were looking for
This comment is why he soft retired
He does WHAT to retirement?
Unbelieaveble that Jerma nine hundred and eighty-five could be skrunk down and transported to England and STILL be the same old self who doesn't get ZENIS jokes until it's too late. I cried.
everybody must get SKRUNK
Watching jerma play this game live was amazing. He constanly ignored everything and reading chat. It was like watching someone drive with their eyes completely focused on their phone
I mean, Jerma definitely reacted to the jokes. He just didn’t laugh at them. That’s OK. You don’t need a force everyone to like what you like… 😅
Pre-recorded
@@GreenEyedDazzler He asked what was going on like 30 times.
@@coda8525 Do British people think anybody other than them gets jokes like “Sheffield innit?”
For Jerma to react, British humor would first have to be funny. Since that likely won't happen before the heat death of the universe, you'll have to find some other way to make Jerma chuckle.
I enjoy jerma's evolution from insisting he's never touched a drug in his life to casually going "so we were sitting on the couch, and we were high"
i fucking love joking myself while watching jerma
i thought everybody did that
@@fruitgummi we do
@@fruitgummiwe do
you
dont do that ):
Shoutout to whoever brought up the oreo puke story in 2024
god i was just thinking about that story this morning. serendipitous
@@SkiddlyBink "When I was vomiting an entire sleeve of oreos into my mom's bed, some of you were in a crib"
We had a pact to never reveal our triple jump capabilities to the talls and Jerma does it in the first 5 minutes of the video. Classic retired streamer.
Jerma forgot lets cut him some slack
The eternity that went by just to say "Never show a slug the under side of a rug" killed me. If you listen close you can hear the steam coming out his ears as he thinks up a rhyme
1:05:36 LMAO HE LAUGHED AT THE CAR CRASH
As always
Perfectly cut as well
caught jerma slipping
30:22 HEATBREAKING: SENILE streamer with SEVERE DEMENTIA attempts to remember what his FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER sounds like
him being called a traitor for wanting to walk around with a cane and look at bananas is so funny
Can't believe superstar streamer Jerma985 got executed for treason because he looked at bananas while holding a cane and wearing a coat. :((((
What does he even mean "look at bananas" is that a British thing
@@mythcat1273He didn't mean "British" when he said "one of these guys", he meant one of those guys on screen at some sort of market
Jerma discovers British people exist live
From New England btw
his ass is partly scottish and irish 😭
Tragic, innit
He even wants to be one of them
Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two
Stop being a joke off!
I cant belive he joked his zenis on stream
I'm bout to laugh
I can believe it that’s what I’m watching for
The Holly laugh-o-meter is the new +2/-2
Disco Elysium sure looks different
New update
if revachol was british not french
jerma should do the cannon stream to a T and not stream for 20 years and then start uploading his food podcast when he turns 60
straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My streamis
The worst part about this stream is learning that the battle axe streams never happening
Our beloved weed streamer is back.
CRIME IS SKYROCKETING IN NEVADA
@@PinnePonDOCTORS HATE HIM!
Jerma has talked so much about being a senior citizen I forgot he was 39
straight up edging my punchline to this right now, straight up joking it
YORKSHIRE TEA MENTIONED
A PROPER FACKING BREW
BLOODY RIGHT LAD
Even the editor couldnt get himself to add "off" to the title like Jerma did
Ya left out possibly the best joke, outrageous. "That's not a watering can.....that's a watering can't."
22:33 What now
The edit makes it seem The fish guy getting off makes jerma think about hes burger tier list
i thought joking yourself went against youtube TOS
Double standard. If you’re a hot Jerma, they let you get away with it.
@@coalkingryan881 It's really not fair. RUclips discriminates against ugly Jermas like me and nobody seems to care.
@@jimmybean420I care.
Not very much, but that's rather beside the point.
Holly's silence during this stream was deafening.
This is the first time Jerma has ever played a game where the main character is almost as tall as he is.
there's no way he says "trash barrel" i refuse to believe anything except that he was just covering his ass for fucking up saying "trash can"
That last part gave me don't hug me i'm scared flashbacks
for anyone actually wondering what an "oily bap" is, it's just a breakfast roll, etc a roll with eggs/sausage so on so forth usually very greasy, "Bap" just means bread roll.
It's just a joke about shitty overly oily shit you can get on every high street
holy shit it's June Egbert
@@joelhagdahl5769 June Egbert jerma enjoyer real??
jermas intense dread and fear of loud noises makes me feel seen tbh
This game was made for jerma, but the amount of jokes he misses is so sad.
Literally misses every joke, felt like he was doing it on purpose to a degree 😂
Well, he was stiff with attention during The Milk and Fish Punching bits
Maybe because this game is deeply unfunny
TLDR for the jokes in this game “England innit?”
what "jokes"? You mean the cutscenes that played out for minutes on end for the punchline to be, "haha isn't it whacky that someone would do that isn't that unrealistic??" or, "haha he said a word that means peepee or poopoo!"
watching British humor is like eating dry crusty bread. Utterly devoid of joy and sometimes even painful to endure.
It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy.. We miss you buddy
Original joke btw
30:40 Meater Griffin.
My British conditioning is so strong that I thought it was an actual ad when I saw Yorkshire Tea in the intro
30:38 Meater Griffin
Its almost like he's still with us 😢 I can here him still joking off 🤧
straight up jokin it, and by it i mean, well my peansits
40:18 can you imagine the faces he was making while creating these noises
13:32 CRIME is SKYROCKETING in NEVADA.
ITS TIME FOR THE JERMANATOR
17:11 “if I put you in a meat grinder and only your eye comes out, you’re probably dead.”
Dude that story about the "Crime is skyrocketing " ad hits home. You get really dumb political ads that are SUPER biased and sensational and just blast at 10x louder than the video.
For a second there I thought the title said he jorked himself and this is how his final stream ends by jorking it on stream.
seeing translated subtitles is so weird
YAY i get 2 watch jerma joke off b4 sleeping
old man almost dies to a white screen transition and can't stop talking about the las vegas sphere
Crazy that Jerma joked that guy off and nobody is talking about it
11:15 there's a Princess Diana plate in every house hold in Britain
No one is going to talk about the transition in 12:55?
Very good
'everything's sweaty, maybe dripping a little'.
Yeah. That's an apt description of England
Jerma’s final stream where he boofs a baseball then jokes off
I'm super sick atm and my brain is all messed up so while the whole video is entertaining, hearing Jerma refer to a garbage can as a TRASH BARREL legitimately made me wheeze
thank you for the yorkshire bit at the start i feel represented
A yorkshire tea add was not how i expected this video to start, but i love it.
retired streamed ZONKED on stream starts JOKING HIMSELF OFF LIVE TO THOUSANDS OF VIEWERS???
ive been joking myself to this video for an hour
i wish he didn't spoil that cannon idea and actually went through with it and emotionally scarred everybody
I finished watching the video, thank you for this fine contribution. This will do well.
this whole stream chat was yelling at him for talking over almost every joke
37:12 He let his true feelings slip through, he's becoming more unstable by the minute...
57:05 he just said this so people he know will get him silly birthday cards
2:56 dude i already do
how did he not make a scorn joke aroun the 30 minute mark
Devil May Cry really traumatized Jerma, huh?
He cares about his viewers not being blown the fuck up
This makes Britain seem so whimsical... Is it anything like this irl?
Britain isn't real in the first place
average day in yorkenshireoffshamptonvilleshire
22:31 Project moon reference???
bait used to be- HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE RED MIST
This is like a painter retiring, after retirement the stuff he makes just gets exponentially more valuable!
Uugh... Ugh ... UUGHH IM GUNNA JOKE
OH GOD IM JOKING AAAAAAAAA
For anyone not getting the 10 bob joke: "10 bob" was colloquial for 10 shillings "in't old money" (before decimalisation). There was indeed a note for it which, due to inflation, became more and more absurd as when it finally made the switch it was changed to the 50 pence coin. You'll often find previous generations still insist on obtusely calling them "10 bobs" though, to the great confusion and frustration of the youths taught nothing but metric in school.
The only thing you do in this game is walk up to things and click them
jerma almost 40 being fr the best 20 yr old there is
real ones remember when the title had an apostrophe
He missed out on the WoW NPC bit, should have ended it with the first "Oh, hello there" dialogue after it loops around.
i cant believe jerma missed every single joke this stream
L4d1 is one of my favorite games man
I'd like to congratulate Jorka Jokebertson for winning every Oscar in the 2025 Oscars for his role in the Jacker: Follyadoo, that's right chat I'm a time traveler
Definitely my favourite Jerma cold-open so far.
Would it be better for the cannon to shoot out red mist and viscera or for the entire thing to just explode?
1:05:35 jerma car crash moment
I had to get 2 cheesy gordita crunches to watch this rare retired andy drop
I like how the first thing Jerma does in the game proper is become a Warcraft orc
wtf Habit Burger mentioned
37:50
The Good The Bad and The Ugly had a scene here in favor of tub.
"If you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
seeing chat freak out over new englandisms as if it’s just a jerma thing and he’s absolutely insane, is so funny
“trash barrel”is super common here, he hasn’t lost all his marbles yet
I really like this video, thank you Jerma.
4:41 those flowers are meant to be high as balls lol
CRIME IS SKYROCKETING.
24:58 Jerma joked the bed.
Loved his left 4 dead 2 rant/bit
the boomer impression took me of guard man that shit was too good
Jerma explaining how people look different after 25 years is hilarious
I scant billeef Zerma joked off the fishucker
one of my favorite jerma streams was scribblenauts so this is hittin rn