IF there is no face cam, if he looks like he's 16 ,its pre 2020. If he looks like he's a handsome adult man ,its somewhere from 2020 to 2023 (though he didn't look like that in EVERY stream). If he looks like a withering old man its from somewhere from 2022-today
@@Reac2 no face cam has been fairly common lately. the jerma stages of life are a loop: handsome adult man, withering old man, no facecam. this is because after this cycle he must find another skin suit to inhabit for the next millennia
@@RickJaeger Well, I think they sent people to collect that money. Kings used to think they're of divine blood, I doubt one who thought so highly of themselves would ever stoop to begging.
@@Lux_Feroxmy buddy eric was a king and he had to begg all the time. on the streets. door to door. at the YMCA. ever since parliament forced him to sign the magna carta he was never the same
@@Lux_Ferox Depends on the King and the time period. Occasionally if a monarch wanted to carry out some expensive military campaign, they would go around and demand loans from nobles and wealthy individuals. Such loans were very fraught, since you couldn't easily say "No" to a monarch who could have you tried and executed for treason, but also they had a nasty habit of refusing to pay back their debtors-the Knights Templar were outlawed, dissolved, and confiscated of their property over some serious debt owed by the French King.
Unbelievable that Jeremy Elbertron could fall right into a fortune of over 80,000 glarpsnarps and 600,000 dingleflaps and still somehow find a way to burn it all away at the slonk machines. I was speechless.
Lol for me it literally was! In high school one of my teachers has us team up with a classmate and play this game the whole period. I think we had to track our progress and note down how well we had down by the end. We got to play it a handful of times and it was always fun, but I feel like my friend and I were always distracted by the horrific character designs
Fuel 20.000 kubars Wages 13.000 kubars Insurance 7.000 kubars Dog Food 700.000 kubars Gambling 18,000 kubars someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my business is dying
42:02 i love the way he clicks on "loop extended for 10 minutes", says OUT LOUD "loop extended for 10 minutes" then shortly thereafter gets confused why the video is looping
Jerma never figured out that making a music playlist would fix the chaotic autoplaylist issue. He spent the whole stream toggling music on and off because something distracting would happen.
“thats right everybody, for one night only, we’re here to do some streaming..” felt like a bit of jerma imitating what he’d be like when hes streaming into his senior years, except its not a bit and its all real
The homunculus is showing some extreme signs of intelligence recently even going so far as to understand numbers and the concept of trade. Fascinating!
he was joking about “Elite (insert whatever the company does)” but i actually worked at a place just called elite roofing too and it was the second separate elite roofing company in the area
It was the issuing of non-fixed loans to subprime lenders and selling the debt in order to add those debts to bonds to get a high rating from a bond rating board due to the bond being diversified (high number of loans) and the selling those falsely high rated bonds to every major industry as a sure way to hold value and then those lenders defaulting and dropping the value of the bond below the issuing price is what crashed the economy. Subprime lenders taking out loans to pay loans, and the general practice of increasing the debt a lender had to sell to bondsmen to add to bond is only the balancing act that the entire crash rested upon. One could argue that that practice delayed the crash to 2008 instead of around 2006 when it probably should have happened
@@DanielDangerous "Blah blah blah" The point is that they were using loans to pay off loans to pay off loans, and so when the housing bubble burst it brought down everything else with it. Basically what happened to Jeremy in his first run there (if you don't think about it too hard).
@@ZachAttack6089You do know using a loan to pay off a loan is exactly what smart people do everyday?! You take out an initial loan to purchase whatever it is you want to purchase, such as a home. That is typically taken on a fixed interest rate. Later on in some years you may find an offer for a loan at a lower fixed interest rate. You take that loan and pay the old loan and now you have effectively saved money. The reason why the crash happened was because people who are bad with money were taking out loans because the government called the banks racist for not giving people who are bad with money loans.
I unpaused at 54:22 and thought Jerma made that noise, messed with my volume really quickly because i thought there was a volume problem, then i thought him saying "That's bad" was him reacting to how bad the noise he just made was lmao
hilarious that he only lost because the game's gambling mechanic didnt allow him to faceroll to 100 billion dollars like every other biz sim hes played
@@Mr.Redinkyeah it looks ugly to the core, even for a 1995 game. especially with how bullshit the random events can be PLUS the AI companies that just print money compared to the olayer
@@metalgearzweithe player is supposed to be ahead of the AI.. the events are probably time based, 20k is nothing when you have 1mil, but Jerma just has none lol
I try to fall asleep to this stream at night, and every time the tax auditor says, "MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!" I wake up without fail. I hate the tax auditor.
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I love how you can click on any Jerma video and not be able to tell if it was streamed in 2024 or 2014
IF there is no face cam, if he looks like he's 16 ,its pre 2020. If he looks like he's a handsome adult man ,its somewhere from 2020 to 2023 (though he didn't look like that in EVERY stream). If he looks like a withering old man its from somewhere from 2022-today
@@Reac2 I do not agree with this sentiment.
@@Reac2 Jerma oscillates between these states every week.
It's all about whether or not he is pre-boston or post-boston. They're both different actors
@@Reac2 no face cam has been fairly common lately. the jerma stages of life are a loop: handsome adult man, withering old man, no facecam. this is because after this cycle he must find another skin suit to inhabit for the next millennia
Imagine the fucking EMPEROR OF MULTIPLE PLANETS shows up WEEKLY at your tiny transportation start up in order to beg for what must be nickels to him
Kings used to have to actually do this.
@@RickJaeger Well, I think they sent people to collect that money. Kings used to think they're of divine blood, I doubt one who thought so highly of themselves would ever stoop to begging.
@@Lux_Feroxmy buddy eric was a king and he had to begg all the time. on the streets. door to door. at the YMCA. ever since parliament forced him to sign the magna carta he was never the same
@@Lux_Ferox Depends on the King and the time period. Occasionally if a monarch wanted to carry out some expensive military campaign, they would go around and demand loans from nobles and wealthy individuals. Such loans were very fraught, since you couldn't easily say "No" to a monarch who could have you tried and executed for treason, but also they had a nasty habit of refusing to pay back their debtors-the Knights Templar were outlawed, dissolved, and confiscated of their property over some serious debt owed by the French King.
@@RickJaeger my uncle works at the Monarchy and he says kings beg and plead and do ahegaos for money on tiktok
Local streamer bankrupts EVERY CASINO in LAS VEGAS, must resort to INTERPLANETARY GAMBLING
there's always BRANSON
He would’ve been 1039 this year 😔
RIP in Peace Jeremy, 985-2012
Only a juvenile for his species
We can rebuild him.
@@2fortsmostwanted his father was draculas grandfather
@@ItzTwelve0Clock is that a reference to fnaf
@@oatbran It's a your mother refference
You can tell the spaceship graphic is in an uncropped black square because the stars vanish when it's nearby
Actually the stars know that Jerma is piloting and are just running away from him
oh, i know someone who does that
it's a built-in force field that repels everything within 100ft
No that is just refraction from the bending of space and time.
that's the very first thought I had watching this video
this game is such a fever dream. Feels like this game was made for jerma. Almost feels like hes still here
This is the pocket dimension he has been trapped in, eternally gambling
Ratboy genius and Ringo ms paint art levels of quality.
I need more of this weird as fuck game
Unbelievable that Jeremy Elbertron could fall right into a fortune of over 80,000 glarpsnarps and 600,000 dingleflaps and still somehow find a way to burn it all away at the slonk machines. I was speechless.
it was his alter ego, mr green
Zerma watches too much zorn and zerks off on ztream.
Did not even consider using it to pay his debt for a second
Couldnt take one parsec to bite off that debt, mr green@SpaghettiWizardVEVO
did justin roiland write this comment
This game feels like something you'd play in the computer room
How can you play the age of empires 2 demo if you don’t finish your All The Right Type lessons??
definitely on one of those translucent blue macs
@@miamaria7397 picturing that exact computer my family had one growing up lol
Lol for me it literally was! In high school one of my teachers has us team up with a classmate and play this game the whole period.
I think we had to track our progress and note down how well we had down by the end. We got to play it a handful of times and it was always fun, but I feel like my friend and I were always distracted by the horrific character designs
@@ZestubotaDakotaWhat is it called? I've been looking everywhere
Fuel 20.000 kubars
Wages 13.000 kubars
Insurance 7.000 kubars
Dog Food 700.000 kubars
Gambling 18,000 kubars
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my business is dying
Spend less on dog food
@@seldomseenkid7381 no
spend MORE on dog food
hope this helps ☃︎
Spend less on dog food
Donations to emperor 20,000 kubars
The greedy grinner run had so many mistakes yet somehow he STILL managed to reach a million, never doubt the luck of Mr. Greenz
if only he hadn't gambled the rest of the 4 million he would've won
I spent the first 50 minutes of this stream under the impression that this was a modern indie game with an MS Paint aesthetic
lmao me too
wait, it isn't?
@@vizzy61its a Windows 3 game released in 1995
Testament to this game fr
Wait... What's the game called?
No matter what, you can always rely on Jerma to return to his roots:
Gambling
It breaks my immersion when Jerma says “dollars” instead of kubars
The way he says dolluhs slithers into my ear and curls up into a ball in my soul
there are points where he literally called his ship his CAR
@@weeniedog44 he cant stop dreaming of the crash
typical earthling...🙄 always acting like human currency is the center of the universe
@@weeniedog44 he fucking calls it a boat at 1:08:25
He spent like more than half a million on properties that barely gave him back 50k before the game was over.
If he had simply never placed any bids he would have been so much better off lmao
This is why they make beginner difficulties
It was so painful every time
42:02 i love the way he clicks on "loop extended for 10 minutes", says OUT LOUD "loop extended for 10 minutes" then shortly thereafter gets confused why the video is looping
Jerma never figured out that making a music playlist would fix the chaotic autoplaylist issue. He spent the whole stream toggling music on and off because something distracting would happen.
Trying to force a dog food ad by talking about his 37 dogs is I think simultaneously the most and least deranged bit he's ever done holy shit
I thought this comment was a joke until he unironically started doing this
I actually cried when he had the dog sounds going and was talking to his "so many" dogs
I often do this to my friend phones
Do you think that this channel’s editing team has to defeat one another in combat to decide who gets to edit the new streams
there are no streams to edit anymore, this videos are fully made with ai
No, I dont think thats how it works. Hope this helps
There has never been any Jeremy Elbertson either, it’s always been AI
@@toomuchiridiumthey are joking I think they all know that
I don't know anything.
“thats right everybody, for one night only, we’re here to do some streaming..” felt like a bit of jerma imitating what he’d be like when hes streaming into his senior years, except its not a bit and its all real
Where did all the time go………….
Hey guys just wanna let you know Puffer Inc. is doing fine today
thanks hadnt heard anything in a while and was getting worried.
The homunculus is showing some extreme signs of intelligence recently even going so far as to understand numbers and the concept of trade. Fascinating!
nature is so beautiful
oh baby we’re SO back
bro what thats my name
For two weeks only!
For one day only!
Yeah.......Jerma lied.
@@KelpyJesus NO WAY
He was never the same after the lobotomy
ikr, I feel like he went too far with that stream. I mean it was good content but man...
@@Chilled_it got the views, that’s all that counts. The grind never stops, even when your frontal lobe is removed
i don’t really get what the big whoop about havihg a frontbtal lobe is i dii ok be isle in yeh tbh
@@sanhanditizer elite grindset
Lobotomy? As in Lobotomy Corporation?
this is the most "jerma" game he could have played
im also amazed that this game actually came out in 1994 and not literally 2 weeks ago
Even if he won that 50k bet, he would've kept double or nothing'd it until he lost
im going to be audio stimming "MUNEE MUNEE MUNEE" for the next eternity, thanks
I've been audio stimming that for 15 years
Must be funee
In a rich mans world
@@mobius273 RIGHT
LET'S DO UP THE HOUSE
YA YA YA
He was locked the fuck in, for some reason.
he was joking about “Elite (insert whatever the company does)” but i actually worked at a place just called elite roofing too and it was the second separate elite roofing company in the area
Roofers are hunky
Thats hot
His cigarette addiction came to haunt him
we all told him not to add that cigarette
quick fart break
He just can't stop eating them, unfortunately.
@@Huntm2 He was curious to taste it...
22:11 the fact that this is genuinely how the 2008 economic crisis happened is so funny
Mr. Zinn is a class traitor
It was the issuing of non-fixed loans to subprime lenders and selling the debt in order to add those debts to bonds to get a high rating from a bond rating board due to the bond being diversified (high number of loans) and the selling those falsely high rated bonds to every major industry as a sure way to hold value and then those lenders defaulting and dropping the value of the bond below the issuing price is what crashed the economy.
Subprime lenders taking out loans to pay loans, and the general practice of increasing the debt a lender had to sell to bondsmen to add to bond is only the balancing act that the entire crash rested upon.
One could argue that that practice delayed the crash to 2008 instead of around 2006 when it probably should have happened
@@DanielDangerous "Blah blah blah" The point is that they were using loans to pay off loans to pay off loans, and so when the housing bubble burst it brought down everything else with it. Basically what happened to Jeremy in his first run there (if you don't think about it too hard).
@@ZachAttack6089You do know using a loan to pay off a loan is exactly what smart people do everyday?!
You take out an initial loan to purchase whatever it is you want to purchase, such as a home. That is typically taken on a fixed interest rate.
Later on in some years you may find an offer for a loan at a lower fixed interest rate. You take that loan and pay the old loan and now you have effectively saved money.
The reason why the crash happened was because people who are bad with money were taking out loans because the government called the banks racist for not giving people who are bad with money loans.
@@DanielDangerous That's a lot of big words so I'm just gonna assume you're wrong because you didn't have any slick graphics and an ASMR voiceover
I unpaused at 54:22 and thought Jerma made that noise, messed with my volume really quickly because i thought there was a volume problem, then i thought him saying "That's bad" was him reacting to how bad the noise he just made was lmao
this absolutely HORKS
I'm so glad Jerma got resurrected for a new video.
It's really nice the caretakers added water to his enclosure to allow him to re-animate
so nice of jerma to show us how the market works in the solar system he's living in
Reminder that jerma's drug addict fanbase broke into a chorus of "ZYN" when Mr zinn came on screen
zynnyn wit the bois
poke overflow go craY we all off the zyn
he did WHAT on screen 😟
@@rocket_droidhe came 😢
But this is the kind of game you vape to ..
This is like FTL for corporate sociopaths
Perfect for jerma then
what does FTL mean?
@@pagenotfound_code_404 Faster than light, one of the best indie games ever
@@renbelmont one of the best osts ever imo
They're both the same price, too
JERMA MAN NEVER RAN WITH KRILLS IN HIS HANDS AND
WON'T STOP ROCKIN' TILL HE CLOCKED IN A GAZILLION GRAND
Tilling the wasteland sands.
Raps on backs of treasure maps stacked to the ceiling fan.
@@jacksobrooks He rest when he's ashes.
Ask 'em after ten miles in his galashes, smashes stashes
Chip on his shoulder with a slip on holster, a clip, a folder, and his grip on a bolder bolster
They supposed to know, it show when his aura glow
Get from out the row, when he get dough, it's horrible
Time is money, spend, waste, save, invest the fess
For ten Ks, he'll cave a chicken chest S
Convinced this game doesnt exist and jerma is somehow projecting his very thoughts onto a live feed
this simultaneously feels like an old dos game and some obscure armorgames flash game that became lost media after the flash crash
Im glad to see the reanimation was successful. Despite the throat damage inflicted by the worms.
This feels like a refrence to how they brought shredder back from the dead in the original TMNT comics.
space worms
I love that chat is usually dead on with their guesses for the secret bids but Jerma is addicted to paying $100,000 over asking price
MILK VOICE!!!!! WOOHOOOOO
I'm so glad his milk voice was preserved after the resurrection ❤❤❤
congrats to the scientists who reinstalled his brain and vocal cords after the accident in 2017, he sounds and behaves almost human!
8:43 ASHTRAY MENTIONNED for the cigarette comedians out here
Some good Food for all the Cigarette Andy's
This is D A D S space.
I'll forever love that if the game Jerma is playing includes gambling in any sense, it's only a matter of time until Mr. Greenz is mentioned/escapes
Jerma doing the classic buy high sell low tactic really encapsulates his genius marketing skills
That „laurel/yanny“ part made me sure that hes ZONKED
47:48
worst thing i have ever seen him do
Him seemingly leaving the casino only to withdraw more cash and return is killing me 😭
i’ve been watching Jerma for the last 25 years and this has to be one of the Jerma classics of all time that i will sleep to
ive actually been falling asleep to the vod its great
@@rocket_droid i love long form videos to fall asleep to. jerma is the goat for it. power wash simulator is my favourite cause of how much he yaps
gazillion in debt
why did i watch this. now “money money money” is a vocal stim
this might be the most locked in ive been watching a video ever idk why but i love this game so much
I used to play a game like this, except it's called drug wars, for MSDOS, and you travel by metro between cities trying to sell drugs lol.
i agree, at first i was like “how could this possibly hold my attention for over an hour” but i was hooked the whole time
this game is like spore space stage for business majors. this fuckin rules
Fun fact, this game JUST went down to $10 on Steam as its base price.Jerma lowered the price.
Every sound effect in this game makes me feel like I’m being harassed by a gaggle of middle aged men.
My mom made me play this when I was a homeschooled 5-year old. I still don't know how to do an economy.
in your defense, neither does the game
@@firstLast-jw7bmtruly an amazing game, emulating a 5th grader’s idea of how the economy works
Mr. Green must be Midas because every time he appears the video is gold.
I am proud to say that I actually sat through the original 6h vod and I enjoyed it very much
i was so bummed when it was over i could watch him play this forever
@@lilschleem1640 There is still Profitania and Zapitalizm made by the same dev team so maybe he'll pick it up if he knows about their existence
This is the most 90s edutainment game I've ever seen.
What’s the education part supposed to be
@@rabbidpig3480 Teaching about how finances, the stock market, and running a business works to name a few things.
@@rabbidpig3480money
Jerma stating a new run as Mr Green and, without realizing it, AND INSTATNLY GAMBLING checks out perfectly
1:06 this was the best set of planets he had seen and he still refused to be satisfied this man drives me crazy sometimes 😤
51:30 theyre getting over it LMAO
hilarious that he only lost because the game's gambling mechanic didnt allow him to faceroll to 100 billion dollars like every other biz sim hes played
The dev probably installed the gambling game for cosmetic reasons only. In an investment game, the casino is the last stop.
What’s it called
1:12:25 "Merry Christmas, I love dogs. Merry Christmas, EVERY DOG"
Jeremy and the legend of Fibbonachhy
how dare u say something like that
8:05 Dadpilled and fathermaxxing chainsmoking while playing this spreadsheet disguised as a videogame.
this feels like a long lost jerma stream from 2017
17:00 This is exactly what Linkedin is like. It is hell.
JUMPSCARE WARNING: Vile creature horkin' off at 15:18
26:44 this little weirdo had me laughing like a mf on the way to work
jerma was weirded out cause that is actually how he looks when he goes offline
I can't believe Jerma found a way to sell air! (and he became a Gazillionaire)
This somehow feels like a '90s computer game, a flash game from 2008, and a game created by Jerma, all at once
48:57 - Remember guys, he doesn't do that usually!
Milk voice right from the tap
he’s like a milk faucet
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR MR GREEN
Imagine being a Gazillionaire while also still having a $1.5 billon debt. We haven't forgotten.
This game has a very similar vibe to Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, but less dystopian.
Very proto cruelty squad
@@mobius273Cruelty Squad is the Command and Conquer: Renegade of Gazillionaire.
jerma that thumbnail is scary
That's him irl
say sorry to Jeremy Elbertson right now
Alright cool video but you were 4 seconds off having a video length of 1:23:45
"Beginner mode"
>multiple times where 3-4 consecutive giant money losses happen back to back
this looks like the most annoying game ever
I was genuinely annoyed the entire time.
The horrible esthetic, art, sound and character design, mechanics and events.
@@Mr.Redink It's charming when jerma plays it
@@sloppy8149 It looks fun though..
@@Mr.Redinkyeah it looks ugly to the core, even for a 1995 game. especially with how bullshit the random events can be PLUS the AI companies that just print money compared to the olayer
@@metalgearzweithe player is supposed to be ahead of the AI.. the events are probably time based, 20k is nothing when you have 1mil, but Jerma just has none lol
goood thing i was exactly drunk when this poated
MONEY MONEY MONEY
So glad to see Star Citizen finally came out!!
I try to fall asleep to this stream at night, and every time the tax auditor says, "MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!" I wake up without fail. I hate the tax auditor.
six to seven hundred thousand dollars for dog food
Horking my xeen while warching this
Miraing
You cannot convince me Jerma didn't make this game 5 minutes before the stream started
Elite Commodities is hilarious because Elite means Good and Commodities means Goods. Jerma named his business Good Goods.
I love how chat legit talked Jerma into doing a Ponzi Scheme
First streamer to make 985 gazillion dollars.
The game is called "Gazillionaire" by LavaMind
This game would have been perfect for the debt arc. Good times man
This video is almost as long as Shrek
It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy
I gotta say, I love when the tax guy goes "MONEY MONEY MONEY!!"
I feel like Snoz Lombardo should be on the thumbnail, his aid in our time of need should be remembered
this game's artstyle looks like it was drawn by a guy who had a religious rebirth and went insane
GREEDY streamer loses EVERYTHING after ATTEMPTING to buy 150 TONS of STOLEN EXOTIC then REFUSING to donate to IMPERIAL TRUST FUND!!!
Some of this art has real Monty Python energy
This is possibly the most Jerma game ever
It took 27 zooblorbs for me to catch this edited VOD, but it was totally worth it.
Watching this stream was delusional seeing everyone in chat repeating what the aliens said every single time