ViSTERa Cleanup Derail
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
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Ster:
/ ster
Thumbnail:
Nathan / _nert_draws_ "
Editor:
David Imani
/ @davidimani8468
/ imani_with_an_i
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985
Imagine being the owner of this home. 2 people that you payed to clean your house are now arguing about who can clean your house faster and one of them says they "cheated" by throwing all the trash out the window onto your yard.
Then they take turns seeing how far they can toss bodies into a shredder
@@Leto_0 I mean you kinda have to just deal with it because you're a mob boss
They take a break to mess with a ouija board and then start smashing the glass in the bathroom
demon lord gamesux is HIGHLY disappointed
I mean, I dont think the owner of this house is in a position to hire anyone for anything, considering the circumstances.
Jerma’s still wary of Star, since he’s the only one who knows that he puked up a whole sleeve of Oreo’s in his mother’s bed
i'm glad that that horrible event never got leaked out to the public
I'm glad that secret stayed a secret and hasn't been leaked out to the public.
Jerma loves spill jokes so much he spilt an entire sleeve of Oreos worth of vomit on his mother’s bed
Ster
I'm really glad that this event seems to have had a resurgence in popularity. It's nice that we're all keeping it a secret, though.
Ster: “This is fun to you?”
Jerma: “Yeah- I- I don’t... what do you mean? Yes.”
Ster completely trashing jermas room while he’s gone is one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while
Time stamp?
Jerma couldn't say anything, because he'd said he hadn't seen it yet, so he couldn't accuse STAR_ without revealing his bluff. The trolling is delicious.
Slabhab 7 5:31 for the moment, but for full context it’s best to just watch from the start of the vid :)
it's fucking perfect comedy
Revenge for the time ster had to clean up Jerma’s Oreo barf
I worked on a professional cleanup crew once, in Boston. I got a call from some panicked kids about "little mess", so I go clean it up and there was just so much vomit in this master bedroom. There were little chunks of Oreos, it was DISGUSTING. I told them to clean it up themselves and walked off the job.
They called your entire crew to clean some oreo puke? What complete EGOMANIACS
Putting the “Ethan” in “Professional”
That shit goes right through
Yes how dare they call a cleaning service to provide them the service of cleaning, what little shitheads
@@SirUncleDolan they lied about the job, what supplies they would need, the amount of labor, and the job has potential health risks. Leaving is what anyone should do so proper resources and personal can be allocated.
Jeremy "Spill Joke" Elbertson
Jeremy “Poptarts” Elbertson
this is his punishment for the spill jokes, cleaning with an incompetent partner
1:53
He just walked into that room and reacted like an actual fucking cleanup crew would
Stream featuring actual professionals (not actors)
jerma is IMMERSED
I used to work with a team for a residential deep cleaning company and that’s literally exactly how we’d react every time lmao
he's such a good method actor
yea as someone who used to work at a mexican restaurant that had a frequent guest who kept coming in and shitting all over the bathrooms for no good reason, this is entirely acurate.
Plot Twist: Ster's wife only laughed once, the rest were recordings of that laugh.
hello?
you moving this?
hello?
hello?
hello?
What really ties this all together for me is STAR_s wife sounding like Jigsaw from across a sports hall every now and then
Machine Slider - KKGRL
Alright kids, if you don’t run three laps right now then GAS will start filling the gymnasium
amazing pfp
@@0OH_NO0 nop an old friend tho :)
It must have made the editor's job a lot easier. He just had to open the sound file and look for all the high-pitched spikes
"'G'? what is that?"
"oh my god it's for you it's Germa"
this episode reminds me of that time jerma ate a whole sleeve of oreos and puked in his mother's bed and Ster had to clean it up
Ster is Jerma's father confirmed?
A WHOLE SLEEVE??? i wish i could eat that many oreos but my tummy will start to hurt
@@johnnybravo5726 the same thinh happened to Jerma but that didn't stop him
You're just a big weak doodoo head
@@johnnybravo5726 just gotta swallow them whole
I wish this was true, but that is not what happened at all.
star setting up a blair witch joke and jerma just crashing straight through it is really the best example of their friendship
Joke? It isn't completely normal behavior to stand in a corner and stare at the wall?
My ghost standing there watching Jerma and Ster competing to see who can dunk my murdered corpse into the grinder: 👼
o to have my bisected corpse further mutilated by such a compact streamer........
The original meat grinder stream
I love ster's accusations of Jerma cheating, cause while he did cheat Ster never even tried. To use his football example: It's like if Jerma deflated the football but instead of kicking it Ster just start beating up the team's mascot.
It isn't cheating if you don't even play the game
ster cheated by throwing blood all over the walls
i like that his entire community has the same insanity he does
I absolutely loved seeing this live. Switching between streams in the hour buildup to ster revealing his incompetence was incredible. I feel like the video understates the amount of time ster was fucking around
What does that second sentence mean?
@@porkeyminch8044 this video skips around the steam a lot and condenses the time Ster was messing around into a much shorter time frame
When was this stream?
@@kaelanjohnston July 17, 2019
"I have a confession to make... I won"
why did that get me so good, it's so idiotic lol
star is the only man who can still make jerma mad (part 2021)
I don't know whether or not Star anchors down Jerma's sanity for a little bit longer or if he just speeds up the process.
Ster knows exactly how to enable Jerma. Their personalities really compliment each other.
he’s the straight man to jerma’s unhinged insanity he brings out the weirdness
@@valty3727 in another layer of genius, jerma believes he’s the straight man the entire time. It’s like Truman show levels of manipulation lmao
hes the man with the remote to jermas brain
Both.
Streamer does the spill joke for the 52nd time ON STREAM to the exasperation of ALL his viewers
Oh my God, Ashley laughing every 5 seconds is hilarious.
Best hyena laugh
i actually cant tell if that was soundboard or if it was actually her lmao
She doesn't exist, he just has a chihuahua
"dont laugh, the joke is so bad"
>ashley laughs
"ROFLCOPTER"
This sounded like a sample on repeat. Wonder if she was even there.
You could watch one of the old Jerma-STAR TF2 videos from 8 years ago and then watch this immediately after and not notice the time gap at all
12:24 Just like that burger game they played when jerma turned the corner and found Ster cloning rats in the back room
Which stream?
@@sirdootdoot2430 pretty sure the video is from the main channel
@@sirdootdoot2430 it's called Welcome to Rat Burger
Wow, is that Ster, the developer of The Myriad, a Digital Tabletop Roleplaying Game live streamed on his twitch channel Mondays at 5EST? That guy's such a jerk. He ruined Jerma's cleaning stream!
Nah that's star_
Yeah, they say he HATES his fans, just absolutely detests them
STAR underscore? After all these years?!? Such a shame. He lost his gaming career to this "ster" guy.
@@homesquared this "ster" guy is pretty sus
The soundboard skit from STER had me dying when I saw this live, especially the incessant "...hello?"
Oh man, this game is nostalgic.
So without the internet Jerma would have been that really cool janitor
really cool janitor/pa announcer/teachers assistant/emergency substitute
without the internet, Jerma would be Charlie Kelly instead of Dennis Reynolds
the "are you moving this" joke made me laugh so hard oh my god
Ashley fucking dying in the background is probably one of the most important setpieces of a sterma collab.
16:05
"Did you just throw out the ring?"
"Y-yeah... That's how the whole series ends."
1:05. The signs were there. We were forewarned that this manic would one day turn his favorite meat grinder upon his fans.
Star messing with Jermas neurotic personality about cleaning makes this a great stream
Jerma vs Star
Jerma vs Star
Everybody wants to see this happen
🤧😧🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
@@3211-m9qA whole sleeve of Oreos
I loved that dumb but amazing light joke with his facecam
Local compact streamer can't stop tipping buckets filled with blood while cleaning up a murder scene he may or may not be responsible for
jerma vs star jerma vs star everybody wants to see this happen jerma vs star... AND BOO IS IN THE CALL
Oooh shiet
you know don't say s- swears
You beat me to it damnit
It's been ages since Jerma made a skit for a RUclips video, ah the good ol' days.
The spill joke is eternal
I just got an ad for a “medication” that’s intended increase ball size and weight
So, when does your first order arrive?
sometimes i regret installing Vanced. sometimes.
That's disgusting! What medication was it?
Send me link I need it badly
Jerma hiding USB drives sub plot was magnificent.
Ashley’s auditorium laugh was amazing
best thing about ster's streams is his wife giggling in the background whenever he tells a joke
Its like they hate each other but secretly they are friends.
When jerma talks to star I get the same energy of when your dog sees you when you come home
My favorite part of Jerma and Ster streaming together is getting to hear "The Wife" TM giggle in the background.
"Do you just have random chairs in your room?"
*stares at chair in the middle of my room*
After all these years, Jerma and Ster still manage to be the funniest shit ever.
52 MINUTES OF STERMA? my monday has been saved
Garfield
42:21 I love how ster just bonks himself in the head with the floodlamp
I don't know why, but I can't help but smile or laugh myself every time Star's wife laughs in the background
Local streamer and his accomplice kidnap Mickey Mouse and force him to laugh while they feed a recently slain family to a wood chipper.
I think ster turned his wife into a soundboard because every laugh was either hehehehe or heh
Pretty sure jerma was confusing the tendons in his hands as veins
Star’s “hello” bit made me lose it.
Streamer Cleaning Up His Own Mess
roblox
jerma, known football deflater and chair in middle of room apologist, challenges star to a gollum impression duel knowing full well he was the original choice for smeagol before focusing full time on streaming and forcing the studio to not only find a new voice actor, but someone to recreate the movement jerma had done (unscripted) using mocap
It's nice to see Jer and Ster still playing together (even if this stream is a year old)
star and jerma make more of a mess then they clean. in a game about cleaning things.
His wife laughing in the background at “massive man” is so good
I've rewatched this video multiple times and didn't notice until just now that in the intro bit Costanza's voice is clipped to sound like he's saying Jerma instead of Jerry
Is it just me or did RUclips update the like/dislike buttons and other things? I swear they weren't outlines before.
Literally just a few minutes ago.
RUclips likes to tinker with the website all the time.
@@darwinc9294 Definition of if it ain't broke don't fix it.
Jesus how did I not notice this until you pointed it out. why even bother? I swear we're just gonna get red and green dots by the end of the year
When I like and unlike it looks like it used to
I swear, the amount of laugh attacks ive had while watching Jerma985 is tremendous!!!
Hey, Jerma, “Net actor saturation” refers to too many decals, a good way to fix that is to clean up your bloody foot prints
"Did you just throw out the ring?"
"Yeah that's how the fucking whole series ends"
i cant wait for this video to get a billion views
I’m subscribed to you so I see your comments everywhere, then I check, and there is never a new video. Post a new video you goddang internet influencer
hello friend
@@OldCouches hi
I was so ready for a *P O P T A R T S* punch line
One of the top 5 greatest mysteries of the universe for me is how Jerma isn't like top 3 largest streamers.
star is the perfect anti-jerma
One's chaotic neutral and the other one is lawful evil and I can't tell which one
stars wife laughing in the background periodically like a bicycle horn is the cherry on top
I love her so much lol
So this is the famous stream team that has canned laughter on a 5 second delay
I can't believe they got a guy from a psych ward to play with star
52 minutes of quality Jerma content. Thank you 2ndJerma editors!
Oh shit, it's the stream that featured Demon Lord GAAMSUUX!
"you guys just leave chairs around your room?" I have a kitchen chair in my bedroom, this is perfectly normal behavior tyvm
I have two kitchen chairs in my bedroom, one missing the back, and I use them as bedside tables.
This was such a good stream but so hard to show people because the jokes had so much build up. Glad it finally got the 2ndjerma touch
Man I love the style this is edited. It's still highlights but just enhances your bits and hijinx. And best of all never gets in the way.
ash's laughter is like serotonin.
some of the best machinima ive seen in years
also some of the best episodes of curb your enthusiasm ive ever seen
genuinely impressed with how much work they clearly put into some of the bits. so many of them you can tell they really were really having fun coming up with shit to do together off stream
this is genuinely fucking performance art. i love it.
Hearing the wife laughing is like those parts in Otto's Big Adventure 2: The Great Cookie Mystery [Full Movie]
*Grabs ouija board*
"This is authentic! Four people died on this!"
That actually sounds legit to me. Keep that fucking thing away from me
the ouija bit was so fuckin bad but holy shit hearing him keep asking "OH ARE YOU MOVING THIS" to desperately try to keep star's attention is so cute and absolutely destroying my sides jahdjakdjjdks
5:51 HOLY *SHIT* THAT TRANSITION!
I don't know where this new editor came from, but I love em'!
Jerma is so bad at RP lmao it makes it even funnier
Eagerly awaiting Demon Lord Gamesux vs Demon Lord Zeraxos at the next Jermania
Every video with Jerma and Star always devolves into utter chaos by the end
Just like Seinfeld they've got a laugh track
The ouija board bit is proof that jerma can make anything funny
26:42 legendary callback
i really enjoy david imani's editing.
The fact that they could pull off these jokes live is a wonder to behold.
“This is not the basement” then he goes into the basement and it’s worse 😂
This has to be one of my favorite streams. Perfect amount of chaos and Jerma + Ster content
5:55 Jerma when his mom asked him to clean his room as a kid.
the funniest part is that even the ads are mocking him because those are wifi ads
The light joke was amazing
Oh my god I remember watching highlights of this ages ago and laughing way too hard at 'are you moving this' and now, again, I'm almost puking laughing so hard, legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen
holy moly
quick as lightning
A little bit frightnening
Damn
@@JD23allday fastest hand in the west
Yes.
This stream was fucking incredible.
To me this is particularly good. Excellent jerma-star interaction
i cried laughing at "hello. hello. hello. hello. hello."