I love Ronnie's chat message at 23:45 "To anyone watching this RUclips video, please help" -- It took an entire year for his message to reach us, I think it's too late.
Man they were really selling the “we hate each other but don’t want to say it out loud” bit in the beginning, new viewers are gonna watch the first 2 minutes and shut it off due to boredom
@@watam8 first, don't forget your parenthesis. Second, you used a single "=" so you set the variable to "funny" instead of a "==" comparator. That's right. I win all of comedy now. Look upon my works and weep.
Back when Deep Rock Galactic first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Deep Rock Galactic was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
This video is on a whole other level. Holy shit, this is what insanity must feel like. He is literally simulating his friends, the more he tries to make sense of it, the crazier he sounds
Wait wait wait a minute, was Etalyx in the stream as a soundboard _of himself?_ Who's actually in this? I'm having a goddamn existential crisis over here. Am _I_ a soundboard?
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
25:35 For those confused as to how Jerma could possibly not notice he was being revived, and subsequently died, it's because, despite being someone who spends so much time on the Internet, he never learned to type home row. He stares at the keyboard to type and pecks at surprising, but still suboptimal, speed.
@@vizzy61 as a young boy i frequented the pond over by my aunt's house. it was a cool spring morning the day i visited it for what would be the last time
@@janesmith1840Nahhhhh the layout of the base is way different now and things generally look slightly more polished. Plus animations were added in for like harvesting stuff and what not
@@SanctuaryPound I've just played a lot of early access indie games, and I'm used to the changes being way more significant. Like, Dead Cells shook up it's core game systems so much during development that they had to completely reset everyone's unlocks, TWICE. Moving furniture around and adding a couple new animations doesn't really seem like that big of a deal.
@@janesmith1840 well this isn't a stream of the alpha, if we'd count that, there would be at least 5 progress resets, this game had a preset campaign at one moment ffs!
@@Addsomehappy Alright fair enough, but I was specifically talking about this stream. And in this stream, compared to the game at launch, it looks like almost nothing has changed.
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
The context for 8:53 is here: Previously Jerma became semi-sarcastically upset at Star_ for doing the sound board stuff, the conversation was something like: “It’s not my fault this is a comedy stream, this was supposed to be like a boring play-the-game stream! And you turned it into a comedy stream by recording me-“ “It’s not-“ “WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU, YOU COULD!” “Alright.. give me permission when I’ll record you.” “Not now!” “Okay.” _”Okay, good.. I would hate to have to get legal involved in this one.”_ And Star_ recorded that and used it as a rebuttal towards jerma in the clip above. It’s strange that the editor didn’t include it.
I'm not entirely convinced that Star and Jerma were actually both in this video together at the same time at all. They might've phoned it in this one honestly.
@@jacksonpercy8044 a fair bit has changed since this vid, yeah. imgur.com/a/vYi5wcA that's presumably scout's room, since the others have different stuff laying around (gasoline cans, post-its and ammo boxes)
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 I know, i don't know which one but a while back i saw an edit that made me question who was actually real and who's fake at a certain point
i've rewatched the vod for this 3 times on the jerma stream archive channel, and now that i see it here im gonna watch it again. this stream was amazing.
Holy fuck, I've had a rough couple days and Ster and Etalyx flat out harrassing Jerma with sound bites is exactly what I needed. This is a amazing fucking video.
Do people endlessly spamrape every comment section with these tired jokes because they actually think it's funny hearing the same thing over and over or is it just for likes?
7:45 17:46 First of all, belated congratulations on nearly perfect editing. 10 minutes and 1 second apart, Jerma undergoes a Character Arc in the course of this video.
This was one of my first Jerma videos and after like 2 minutes I closed the tab and almost never watched Jerma again because of how dead inside he sounded
Ive watched this vod a couple times now and the carnage when they start dying and the soundboard voices all merge into one incomprehensible mess is still hilarious
wow I never have seen the lobby like that before, I honestly think it looks better like that, more empty and more space, the current one does feel like Im drowning in bunch of different trash I didnt bring in my ship
the intro is literally when you're playing a game with a mutual friend and your friend has to leave the lobby so you're stuck playing with a stranger
god damn the accuracy
@@Prlwy-T not when they're a mutual friend. It just makes it 5000 times more awkward
Oh my god you are so right
Oooo actually I have to get off too sorry
@@distilledbrainstem7364 "oh okay man, see ya"
*plays a multiplayer game solo for 3 minutes, gets bored and signs out*
star’s voice is naturally bored and monotonous, so him toning it down even further makes it sound like he’s been sedated.
When he does get energetic it means something though. His straight man accompany's Jerma's funnyman real well.
@@marcopolo8584 that's why jerma x star is my favorite type of content.
@@whatever8228 gachibass
As ster has personally put it, he has "resting bitch voice"
It's a shame Jerma had to play this game by himself. It's so much better with other people.
Etalyx was there towards the end thankfully
This joke was _very_ close to going completely over my head
Credit where due, you got me :(
??
The joke about jerma having dementia Because he talks to himself alot as if he's talking to other people
"Wait, it's all soundboard?"
"Wai- wha- well whats- there's- You got it."
Good joke lad :’)
Always has been
Yes
"Uh, uh-y-y-yeah. Yeah. Always has been."
Duuude. Overhere.
Holy they were so monotone at the beginning I didn't realize he was actually playing with star_
Ster is the definition of monotone.
I thought the joke was gonna be the dull stranger would suddenly be revealed as Star or Eatalyx
2:39
why is your profile the kontakt logo
no theres no second guy what actually happend is a deranged streamer contructed an alter ego to play with himself
I love Ronnie's chat message at 23:45 "To anyone watching this RUclips video, please help" -- It took an entire year for his message to reach us, I think it's too late.
Two years actually
Three years actually
three, take it or leave it
4 years....4 years too late
5
Man they were really selling the “we hate each other but don’t want to say it out loud” bit in the beginning, new viewers are gonna watch the first 2 minutes and shut it off due to boredom
it was all a lure for ster to steal jerma's soul
I turned the video on and I just thought "man what happened between those two?"
Alex Hazelton it was so obvious, you could hear jerma physically stop himself from laughing.
@@AlexHazelton Well, quite a history xvx
@@AlexHazelton One called their gf a whore or something. Doesn't matter anymore
“Wha-ugh-ah, whu-th-there’s no secrets over here?”
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I literally read this as soon as he started doing it on repeat. Scared the shit outa me
Jerma talks to his two best friends, Jerma and Jerma
They discuss their plans to enter an adult nightclub by standing on each other’s shoulders while wearing a trench coat.
@@moronoftheoxyvarietys489 As opposed to a children's nightclub?
@@janesmith1840 Yes.
Jerma's humor is hardly randomly generated, like any good gnome, he tinkers the jokes before delivering them.
And when it fails, he tries to redeliver it ten fold
Jerma memes on the other hand
And he hates the goblins that watch him :)
HOO
He tinkers the jokes as he tells them.
*jerma and star screaming as everything’s on fire*
*Etalyx gently in the background:* “hey guys what’s up(:?”
17:46 possibly the greatest vocal flub in jerma history
Easily.
I’m still not sure if it was in purpose or not, it sounds so fake but he reacts to it like it isn’t
@@maximusthedude8305 Nothing about jerma is fake he just thinks he's pretending
It genuinely made me cry laughing for the first time in my whole life.
I'm still not entirely sure who was actually in this video
Jerma and jerma
W...wha.. whats-w...wh-there's no secrets over here?
This guy is sick, did he really say {RANDOMLY_GENERATED_COMMENT_04}?
if streamerReaction = funny {
console.log(funnyComment);
}
@@watam8 first, don't forget your parenthesis. Second, you used a single "=" so you set the variable to "funny" instead of a "==" comparator.
That's right. I win all of comedy now. Look upon my works and weep.
i think you're thinking of the part where he goes [REDACTED]
"Hewebowababwuibeuabelible"
- Jerma amidst the chaos
Timestamp?
@@hankwicklund2182 17:46 :)
Back when Deep Rock Galactic first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Deep Rock Galactic was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
But Halo 3 just came out like July 2020 :P
Also Deep Rock has only been out around late 2017 to early 2018
@@1un4cy I think you missed the joke. Reference ruclips.net/video/dND0O3ENWbQ/видео.html for answers.
1un4cy did you say halo 3 just came out?
@@1un4cy
"Halo 3 came out in July 2020"
*Intelligence 0* 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@@bugjams but it kinda did
jerma and star: sounding as bored as possible
me: doing 20 calculations per second trying to figure out what joke they're trying to do
That was the joke. Also I think my brain is fucking fried because it wasn't a 2 minute joke to me it was a 10 second joke
This video is on a whole other level. Holy shit, this is what insanity must feel like. He is literally simulating his friends, the more he tries to make sense of it, the crazier he sounds
The realization that it's fully plausible that he's alone in the call, and talking to recordings. How would you even know whats real anymore
Wait wait wait a minute, was Etalyx in the stream as a soundboard _of himself?_ Who's actually in this? I'm having a goddamn existential crisis over here. Am _I_ a soundboard?
You got it.
Nope.
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
What
Genius
Star is trying to drive Jerma insane with fake voices but he forgot to take into account that Jerma is already insane
too bad this version is missing a lot of Star just driving himself insane, it was a sight to behold
I’m here to say this comment as of me replying has 420 likes
This will be someone's first Jerma video, and they'll watch 2 minutes in and leave, never to come back again
That's sad, but it is a worthy sacrifice for all that build-up
My first Jerma video was the live rumble!
this is my first video and im just confused how old this footage is lmao
25:35 For those confused as to how Jerma could possibly not notice he was being revived, and subsequently died, it's because, despite being someone who spends so much time on the Internet, he never learned to type home row. He stares at the keyboard to type and pecks at surprising, but still suboptimal, speed.
i think he was focused on trying to make his 14 year old gamer chat look authentic and was proofreading it to make sure it passed
"home row" is for nerds
@@vizzy61 as a young boy i frequented the pond over by my aunt's house. it was a cool spring morning the day i visited it for what would be the last time
*_everyone is on fire_*
"etalyx": hey guys, whats up
Timestamp?
@@aussiesloth211 17:09
@@bingoccolon thanks
@@aussiesloth211 np
In today’s episode we clone jerma and star confuses himself
this is another jerma stream that isnt good for first timers. i legitimately still cant tell when etalyx actually joins
It's definitely the real etalyx by 17:20, because the "You died, again?" Line is different tonally from the soundboard one
As I once saw it put, this is not an entry level Jerma video.
Ster: "There's fall damage so be careful"
Not even a minute later Jerma dies of fall damage.
What a fall joke
“Hey guys, what’s up?” At 17:10 is so funny oh my god
So weird to see such an early build of this game having started to play it just recently
It looks virtually identical...
@@janesmith1840Nahhhhh the layout of the base is way different now and things generally look slightly more polished. Plus animations were added in for like harvesting stuff and what not
@@SanctuaryPound I've just played a lot of early access indie games, and I'm used to the changes being way more significant. Like, Dead Cells shook up it's core game systems so much during development that they had to completely reset everyone's unlocks, TWICE. Moving furniture around and adding a couple new animations doesn't really seem like that big of a deal.
@@janesmith1840 well this isn't a stream of the alpha, if we'd count that, there would be at least 5 progress resets, this game had a preset campaign at one moment ffs!
@@Addsomehappy Alright fair enough, but I was specifically talking about this stream. And in this stream, compared to the game at launch, it looks like almost nothing has changed.
I forgot about the "wha- there's- there's no secrets over here" line and the first time he said it everything came rushing back
Jerma’s brain on crack rock.
Jesus, those screaming sound bites made me laugh so damn hard, I’m so sad I missed this stream.
17:46 LMFAO
Funny how they've added secrets in the walls since then
Wait, did they? Like what?
17:46 genius streamer crafts his own language LIVE ON STREAM
19:22 The moment we were all waiting for.
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
The context for 8:53 is here:
Previously Jerma became semi-sarcastically upset at Star_ for doing the sound board stuff, the conversation was something like:
“It’s not my fault this is a comedy stream, this was supposed to be like a boring play-the-game stream! And you turned it into a comedy stream by recording me-“
“It’s not-“
“WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU, YOU COULD!”
“Alright.. give me permission when I’ll record you.”
“Not now!”
“Okay.”
_”Okay, good.. I would hate to have to get legal involved in this one.”_
And Star_ recorded that and used it as a rebuttal towards jerma in the clip above. It’s strange that the editor didn’t include it.
I NEED A LINK TO THIS
@@nelevenchts
ruclips.net/video/8EaMZ1IDS0s/видео.htmlsi=GCcJODeWItP1rw8l
At exactly 2:03
Jerma and Star for the first two minutes: The Boring Company
Jerma had a flamethrower, checks out.
Jerma and star are back together, hurrah
1un4cy Ur a bit late m8.
Ayyyyyy
Hey holy, just wondering if you are still the main editor? Also how often do you do the edits now since there are more guest editors
I'm not entirely convinced that Star and Jerma were actually both in this video together at the same time at all. They might've phoned it in this one honestly.
10:00 funnily enough the rooms got really fucking messy a few updates after this, there's takeout boxes and energy drink cans all over them now
Did they actually?
@@jacksonpercy8044 a fair bit has changed since this vid, yeah.
imgur.com/a/vYi5wcA
that's presumably scout's room, since the others have different stuff laying around (gasoline cans, post-its and ammo boxes)
Star's best unintentional burn ever in this episode, "Most of what you say is filler words"
"but there was a cliff" the definition of all of jerma's game-based content
17:05 ster's yelling was great but the "hey guys, what's up?" is what broke me
HOLY HELL, the hub looks so much different from what it looks like now!! Wild way to look back
yea i have about 2k hours in drg and all of it is post-2022, i never knew it looked this way
I’m so confused
Bruh
This isn't even the most confusing edit.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 I know, i don't know which one but a while back i saw an edit that made me question who was actually real and who's fake at a certain point
@@sykens587 Jerma isn't even in the video
i've rewatched the vod for this 3 times on the jerma stream archive channel, and now that i see it here im gonna watch it again.
this stream was amazing.
Same, rewatched the fan edit like 10 times already, never gets old.
Wow, this must’ve been from a looong time back. Space Rig’s been overhauled a number of times since.
couple years at least
This was streamed on June 18th, 2019 so about a year ago
Why did it take me almost 2 minutes to figure out he's playing with Ster?
2:40 Oh.
_The boys are back in town._
"100 people just died in roblox"
(9:47)
that was so fucking apt and on the spot
22:29
that fall was perfectly timed with the desk sound
I swear to god we’re gonna find out that there was no star and jerma just had like 10 soundboards and had been going insane
i cant believe ster has resorted to recording his friends over the phone to use for identity fraud.
put a smile on my face when i realised he is playing with star
Holy fuck, I've had a rough couple days and Ster and Etalyx flat out harrassing Jerma with sound bites is exactly what I needed. This is a amazing fucking video.
I know it's only 29 minutes but this easily felt like a 50 minute video, I think I need a nap after this one
22:28 THE GATES OF HELL HAVE BEEN OPENED.
I was waiting so long to hear Etalyx’s Army of Two story
Not only is this one of my favorite streams, but it introduced me to probably my favorite game of all time.
I know right? DRG is such a hidden gem
I remember this stream and how it improved my lung capacity due to constant laughter
Haha, a game where Jerma can play someone his own height! Haha! Jokes!
hehe smol
that's kinda funny
but seriously let's knock it off.
Someone's height is no small matter.
Rather tall order if you ask me
Do people endlessly spamrape every comment section with these tired jokes because they actually think it's funny hearing the same thing over and over or is it just for likes?
alternate title: 30 minutes of jerma talking to himself on stream
Damn this recording is so old it's the old space station
Yeah, I was just thinking that there is no way this was recent... no forge, no deep dives... I hope Jeremy picks this game back up to see the updates.
@@panikrev175 it would be super fun to see him play this with ster again, especially now that he have a soundboard aswell
17:03
Don’t mind me, just saving this for later.
"you're very talented" - ster
7:45
17:46
First of all, belated congratulations on nearly perfect editing. 10 minutes and 1 second apart, Jerma undergoes a Character Arc in the course of this video.
This video legit made my brain hurt. I couldn't imagine actually watching a stream
“It’s Jerma and STAR again, let’s go!”
Everybody liked that
the paranoia got so real they doubted if a dog's barks were even genuine or if it was sound-boarded too
This was one of my first Jerma videos and after like 2 minutes I closed the tab and almost never watched Jerma again because of how dead inside he sounded
I love how they brought back the Etalyx soundboard joke
this stream was probably the closest thing we got to a bona-fide vintage jerma video like back in the starforge days we have gotten in recent memory
Ive watched this vod a couple times now and the carnage when they start dying and the soundboard voices all merge into one incomprehensible mess is still hilarious
Local schizophrenic scared by the sound of his own voice
Having seen this through star's POV, I dont think i can handle the sheer lunacy that insued.
then again, it IS pretty good content.
I remember watching this live, it’s wild how much this game has changed over the years!
this whole thing feels like a psychotic episode
Watching this Jerma and Ster vid after a 5 year hiatus was nerve-wracking for the first two-and-a-half minutes.
23:45. Ronnie's chat message
"Hey, guys. What's up? :)"
This was by all definition, a crack stream.
Sometimes watching jerma is like having a fever dream
is every stream with ster just, a pretty accurate simulation of severe auditory hallucinations
I still don't know if etalyx actually in the stream
You DIED again?
Back when Army of Two came out-
I still can't tell either
Plot twist: Etalyx has _always_ been a soundboard.
I'm under fire!
This game has come a long way
IS ETALYX IN STREAM OR NOT
YOULL NEVER KNOW
Pretty sure he ain't real.
@@blackcoat7175 he is Mark Wahlberg
This build of the game is like, a year old. Jerma ought to give it another look.
Literally come back to this vid at least every few months to hear Jerma have a breakdown at the complete deconstruction of his mentality and behaviors
I hope he plays this again with all the stuff they added
This was one of the only times I decided to watch a Ster vod and it was great
Watching this from Jerma's end without all the context is even more hilarious
Ster captures jerma’s soul 😱
finally this is on youtube
There was a good fan edit for months already
Poopfard 💩
how far back are the new vids on youtube?
@@Kissislove17 depends, could be a week, could be multiple years
Ster hangs around Jerma because he's learned how to push the correct buttons to trigger him in the best ways
I love how Jerma's steadily going insane as the video goes on.
I left during the first 10 mins of the stream, just to come back to hear Jerma talk to himself for 5 mins
Omg how are they not breaking down with laughter during the intro bit
13:00 the original AA EE OO
*Delusional Gnome Beats Rock for Hours to Make Himself Laugh*
I was paranoid this was another army of two soundboard
This reminds me of that time when Etalyx played army of 2 exclusively for the achievements on GameFly
wow I never have seen the lobby like that before, I honestly think it looks better like that, more empty and more space, the current one does feel like Im drowning in bunch of different trash I didnt bring in my ship
my friend once said that veggie tales is where the swag done came from
this just bullying jerma and his adhd