best part of this stream was people in discord saying that making sterma jokes was weird and inappropriate and then ster kept saying hornier and hornier shit abt jerma
I recognize your pfp from jermacord, i left for a bit and it was amazing watching people saying its weird then ster talk about breeding it was a perfect fever dream
the clip at the end is so sweet and funny at the same time because it's like, 2011 jerma is saying he's not that close to ster but still knows him, and then you cut to 12 years later and ster's like "What if i did pushups on top of you" to jermas face
best part about friendship is comparing their first interaction with the current one, its a warming moment hearing jerma saying "we're not that close" and now having sexual innuendos to each other
honestly i clocked out when ster said "how about I do push-ups but you lay under me" that was just too much for me to handle. I'm glad you put that clip literally first.
more than the overt flirting im baffled by ster being so hung up on the idea of jerma procreating and starting a family throughout this stream. psychosexual depravity
@@llefty the responsability of a 10 is that person who is perfectly attractive has to reproduce with as many people as possible to make more attractive people in the next generation. its just a meme though i dont think anyone does that
Jerma is scared of how the internet will interpret their interactions while Ster also knows full well how the internet will interpret their interactions and wants that fanfiction written anyway, lmao.
2:48 This entire exchange kills me. “I think there’s a possibility there could be some… phantoms” is such an incredible answer to “do you think ghosts are real?”
This dynamic is so grounded, Jerma was just starting out in streaming when they first started playing together and Star was a hotshot TF2 player. Fast forward to now, Jerma is one of the biggest streamers on twitch and Star is this stream and youtube veteran. Yet Jerma still plays the role of “new guy and just wants to be as good as his cool friend”
honest to god one of the only good meme thumbnails, it is so accurate to describe the raw desperation of ster you can just imagine him saying "i want you" in the exact same way as the meme
the chunky thing was actually adorable and weirdly i totally get what ster means. sometimes it's nice to have someone compliment you for what you Actually look like, and enjoy the real parts of you rather than superficial stuff. the genuine glee he expressed when jerma called him chunky sent me but by god was that wholesome!
oh my god what is with the last clip. the old 2010 jerma clip. its like a highschool monologue over the candid college film of two friends vibe. what the FUCK? weirdly poignant
I saw a comment about ster being like "jerma u should breed" and I thought they (commenter) were just like jumping to conclusions but then ster really says "as a ten its your job to procreate as much as possible." Which just. Holy fuck 💀
You know at 1:44 Jerma says "I have a full Uber right now" and my mind thought "What is Jerma talking about? A full Uber? He's called an Uber but the car is full?"... No. It's an Ubercharge. It really just HAS been that long.
i just realized that something about hearing jerma talk not on his own stream or video but from star's perspective hits that specific nostalgia nerve of watching old star videos where jerma is just a disembodied voice
About 2 years ago, a lifelong best friend and I slept together a few times on vacation, and it ruined our friendship. Now we are back to being close friends playing games, but it feels kinda like sterma, but in a really sad way because we know it will never work out. I can never send this to him because of the implications, even though he would find it hilarious.
WEEKS LATER, I'm watching a vod of a COMPLETELY unrelated streamer and he just pulls the thumbnail for this video up out of nowhere and thinks this is jerma's official highlight channel. i cant fucking escape this place no matter where i go i close my eyes i see arson i look outside i see arson i go to the local fire making factory you guessed it i see an OSHA violation and also arson
jerma clips make him seems slightly insane, ster in the picture makes jerma feel like a monotone voiced man in a office job who loves staplers but cant express it
jerma is the crazy dude with just about every other person execpt ster, who is so good at making jerma uncomfortable, jerma can't help but take the straight man persona
in middle school, we found the secret sides tickle spot, and like 3/4 of us were just really fucking ticklish there and we'd sneak up on each other and just lightly jab each other in the sides and we called it "the tazer"
bro this is the second time you've replied being transphobic to me and its under a sterma compilation do you want me or something wha'ts the strategy lmao@@animefarts1488
@@animefarts1488 I didn't even know transphobic jerma fans still existed lmfao. maybe you should look up what jerma thinks of people like you. this isn't even the gayest video he's ever made
Jerma vs. STAR era: "You know don't say swears" (jerma proceeds to cuss a whole lot) Sterma era: (ster throwing all kinds of profane things he's probably already done with Ashley at Jerma)
It took me an awkwardly long time for me to properly hear their talk about "tickling" not being about "pickling". Like. Doing something with pickles. The food.
![[TF2] The Loose Cannon: The Most Fun Weapon](/img/1.gif)
ster is just yaoi sterma water torture for jerma's soul
This fucking sentence hurts my brain what has Ster done to us
None of those words are in the Bible
i think i just had a stroke
@@ricflairsayswoo5894just?
@@ricflairsayswoo5894 soul???
I still remember seeing someone say "Jerma is so focused, Ster has to flashbang him with words to get him to pay attention"
HAHAHAHA
Okay but this is so fucking accurate, I remember a stream where ster was essentially talking to himself cuz jerm was so hyper focused on tf2
The adhd experience is enhanced by a friend who can snap you out of screen-face
Jerma is so focused, Ster has to bang him pay attention
I love how Ster talks like he hasn’t had any human interaction in 12 years
I read this comment directly as Ster asked Jerma “do you believe in ghosts?” 😂
Even worse, he played overwatch for years
HELP
And now he's getting the humam interaction and can finally allegedly heal
Relatable
somehow in the last 10 years they swapped places and now Jerma is the straight man and Star is the funny man
Neither of these men are straight
@@angusmcclelland4862jerma has a wife
@@AshButHesTheRealOnejerma’s boyfriend is gonna be so upset when he hears this
It's so fucking funny that this is exactly what has happened lmfao
@@AshButHesTheRealOne his wife star_ doesn't count
the whole time jerma's just trying to play the game meanwhile ster is busy playing psychosexual mind games like he was born to do it
200 Likes. :-)
I'm sure you didn't mean it this way, but psychosexual is a Freudian term which means it has pretty crude and fucked connotations
@@bigfella6719 obviously he meant it that way bro, freudian psychology is practically pop culture at this point - everybody knows terms like that
Ster is dropping hints, while Jerma plays hard to get
"hints"
you haunt me in my nightmares
Hints in this case being comparable to hitting someone with a sledgehammer
@@LordVader1094 I love this constrast
He's not dropping hints, this is straight up sexual sterassment
best part of this stream was people in discord saying that making sterma jokes was weird and inappropriate and then ster kept saying hornier and hornier shit abt jerma
The jerma discord? The same community where cat boy jerma has became its own thing??
I recognize your pfp from jermacord, i left for a bit and it was amazing watching people saying its weird then ster talk about breeding it was a perfect fever dream
jermacord is so weird and prudish abt it lmfao. no sex jokes in my christian jerma server
@@holly5234 I think Jerma fans forgot how fake horny (forny) Ster is for Jerma
@@justinhamilton8647 Almost as prudish as Jerma
8:13 jerma not even being able to finish saying “I am adhd” before getting distracted perfect representation
he wanted to be distracted
I believe he’s referring to the keys required to strafe sideways in order to dodge bullets, so: ADADADADAD to go left-right-left
@harry9766i think it's both, maybe his voice did the Broken Record thing
ster is trying so hard to win back his ex
I know they both haven't played the game in like a decade but I got big "Welcome back, cheater" energy from Star.
@@SinfulSaint0102he's jealous AND horny
i forgot this wasnt the tf2 stream where ster asks jerma to milk him
😭😭😭
IS THAT REAL? LMAO
@@ijustCANTchooseaname no
@@CaveJohnsonTopG It is real... i looked it up on the Google
i see they were playing, when Ster was ovulating
HELLO?????
@@junezdollhouse 🥴
the clip at the end is so sweet and funny at the same time because it's like, 2011 jerma is saying he's not that close to ster but still knows him, and then you cut to 12 years later and ster's like "What if i did pushups on top of you" to jermas face
best part about friendship is comparing their first interaction with the current one, its a warming moment hearing jerma saying "we're not that close" and now having sexual innuendos to each other
@@lawgx9819it’s beyond innuendos at this point Ster is saying everything shy of “fuck me” Lmao they’re such great pals
Ster off his heat suppressants again.
Bro you cannot just bring fucking AO3 tags into this right now
what is ao3
LOL
@@chalk9760sweet summer child
@@noviolam2618 I require an answer
ster was fearless and crazier than him. ster was his queen and god help anybody that dared disrespect his queen
Is that fucking Call Of The Wild
I read 'dared' pronounced like Jared and was stunlicked for a solid year
stunlicked???
Who up licking they batons
Joker x harley 😂😂
I like how this is just showing Jerma being rational then Ster is going genuinely insane
NOT playing TF2 after so long it has scrambled them
The roles have reversed
Yea sorry, just a glitch in the simulation, let me fix that
Jerma’s normalcy meter hits stable levels when Star_ or tf2 is involved. kind of a known fact
@@Fridgemasters Used to be the other way around
Jerma just trying to play the game while Ster is standing behind him slathering his bare chest with honey
I like the tf2 comic ref
ster's elation at being called chunky by his husband is so precious
honestly i clocked out when ster said "how about I do push-ups but you lay under me" that was just too much for me to handle. I'm glad you put that clip literally first.
you are weak
Weak
Too much for you to handle like... what do you mean
@@unnaturallynatural8885 he got so hot and bothered he had to go cool off because of how exciting the concept was
@@Mystic-MidnightHe almost sploinked, absolutely had to zerk off, absolute yoinker andy right here
more than the overt flirting im baffled by ster being so hung up on the idea of jerma procreating and starting a family throughout this stream. psychosexual depravity
that's a shakespeare sonnet iirc
a girl once told me about "the responsibility of 10s" and i was mindblown hearing star say that lol
@@dave7474what does that even mean? serious question
@@llefty the responsability of a 10 is that person who is perfectly attractive has to reproduce with as many people as possible to make more attractive people in the next generation. its just a meme though i dont think anyone does that
he highlighted my absolute favorite genre of Skinwalkers to Avoid from the internet
Jerma is scared of how the internet will interpret their interactions while Ster also knows full well how the internet will interpret their interactions and wants that fanfiction written anyway, lmao.
Ster sucks out the insanity of Jerma making him seem like such a normal human being
ikr didnt think id find a bigger psycho than jerma
ster zucks jermas zenis
@@dave7474 agreed
@@dave7474 watches zorn on ztream
@@dave7474 brave and true
That thumbnail is so accurate
He literally says "I want you" it's perfect
2:48
This entire exchange kills me.
“I think there’s a possibility there could be some… phantoms” is such an incredible answer to “do you think ghosts are real?”
i cant just scroll by this. every time i see it that fucking thumbnail hits me like a truck
This is why I'm here
This dynamic is so grounded, Jerma was just starting out in streaming when they first started playing together and Star was a hotshot TF2 player. Fast forward to now, Jerma is one of the biggest streamers on twitch and Star is this stream and youtube veteran. Yet Jerma still plays the role of “new guy and just wants to be as good as his cool friend”
STARTS WITH HELLO HAS HE LEARNED NOTHING
"CAN I GIVE YOU A NEW ONE"
"im not going to be weird anymore". Ster the rest of the stream:
Jerma exist
Ster_: You should breed
HE'S RIGHT
Star in 2014 to Jerma: You can just turn on the weird, can't you.
Star in 2023 to Jerma: **is the weird**
i wish that haunted map would possess me with the exaggerated swagger of a homoerotic ster
17:20 someone in chat said "man's built like a zelda boss" when he was talking about this and i LOST IT
lmaooooooo 😂😂😂
Cutting back and forth between Jerma's facecam and Ster's upper forehead KILLED me
honest to god one of the only good meme thumbnails, it is so accurate to describe the raw desperation of ster you can just imagine him saying "i want you" in the exact same way as the meme
the chunky thing was actually adorable and weirdly i totally get what ster means. sometimes it's nice to have someone compliment you for what you Actually look like, and enjoy the real parts of you rather than superficial stuff. the genuine glee he expressed when jerma called him chunky sent me but by god was that wholesome!
Ster really said: "hop on tf2" *insert image*
Ster is the only one who can make jerma look sane
i wish we got more facecam shots of jerma getting embarrassed at ster's flirting
oh my god what is with the last clip. the old 2010 jerma clip. its like a highschool monologue over the candid college film of two friends vibe. what the FUCK? weirdly poignant
misread this as weirdly pregnant
@@christmasisforloserssterma brain rot
@@christmasisforlosers jerma is
@@christmasisforlosers sterma mpreg but its 3 billion deformed larvae
Ster being absolutely feral once more in tf2
I saw a comment about ster being like "jerma u should breed" and I thought they (commenter) were just like jumping to conclusions but then ster really says "as a ten its your job to procreate as much as possible." Which just. Holy fuck 💀
You know at 1:44 Jerma says "I have a full Uber right now" and my mind thought "What is Jerma talking about? A full Uber? He's called an Uber but the car is full?"... No. It's an Ubercharge. It really just HAS been that long.
pop it dont drop it but its crashing a car instead
DUDE I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING 😂
This is what I heard at first.
the idea of jerma calling an uber in the middle of the stream is killing me for some reason
@@vamppanicbecause he would do it
i just realized that something about hearing jerma talk not on his own stream or video but from star's perspective hits that specific nostalgia nerve of watching old star videos where jerma is just a disembodied voice
aww the end clip made me 🥺
It made me ✨ my pants
About 2 years ago, a lifelong best friend and I slept together a few times on vacation, and it ruined our friendship. Now we are back to being close friends playing games, but it feels kinda like sterma, but in a really sad way because we know it will never work out. I can never send this to him because of the implications, even though he would find it hilarious.
At least u can find it amusing 😸
that's a confession and a half
i love random stranger drama in sterma vod comment sections
In this situation, are you ster or jerma?
@bevvvy1374 hmm we both have our Ster moments, but I'd say I'm more jerma than he is? Idk I have turbo cancer in my brain from years of drug abuse
@@stygiansilver9320 You are an open guy
WEEKS LATER, I'm watching a vod of a COMPLETELY unrelated streamer and he just pulls the thumbnail for this video up out of nowhere and thinks this is jerma's official highlight channel. i cant fucking escape this place no matter where i go i close my eyes i see arson i look outside i see arson i go to the local fire making factory you guessed it i see an OSHA violation and also arson
can you provide a link to this?
I'm going to be using "i see arson" now, so please tell me what it's a reference to so I can do it accurately
@@quantumblauthor7300 arson is the name of this channel, but i know i will be referencing it like it's the actual word
Ster exudes power-bottom energy
He exudes Astolfo "gay that would call you gay while fucking" energy
dude, was ster in heat?
he holds one card,
that he cant use,
but he still wants him
is that a fucking mitski reference
idk what this means but it's poetic
@@polythenepan yea
He’s coming back…..
@@rebeccaucich1290and it’s the end of the world
jerma clips make him seems slightly insane, ster in the picture makes jerma feel like a monotone voiced man in a office job who loves staplers but cant express it
the comedic timing on the responsibility of a 10 bit was magnificent
the entire stream was Ster saying weird stuff and jerma going "wait what"
god i love ster so much, he's not afraid to say what we're all thinking
they're such a married couple
jerma has to be in the mood for star mwah mwah mwah
That clip at the very end hit my heart like a truck
old jerma clip at the end almost had me tearing up well played
jerma is the crazy dude with just about every other person execpt ster, who is so good at making jerma uncomfortable, jerma can't help but take the straight man persona
I kinda love what stir was saying about liking being called chunky
this banter oh my god I'm gonna cry it's so good
jesus ster is laying it on THICK
in middle school, we found the secret sides tickle spot, and like 3/4 of us were just really fucking ticklish there and we'd sneak up on each other and just lightly jab each other in the sides and we called it "the tazer"
In true tf2 fashion this was the most homoerotic sterma stream
bro this is the second time you've replied being transphobic to me and its under a sterma compilation do you want me or something wha'ts the strategy lmao@@animefarts1488
@@holly5234He wants you so fucking bad
@@animefarts1488I will never leave the confines of your walls 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
the sandwich pushups was the least homoerotic thing between them all stream
@@animefarts1488 I didn't even know transphobic jerma fans still existed lmfao. maybe you should look up what jerma thinks of people like you.
this isn't even the gayest video he's ever made
so glad the ship is still going hard
I think ster was in heat during this stream
I didn't realize how accurate the thumbnail would be
The thumbnail is freaking perfect😂😂😂
that thumbnail is the funniest possible picture you could have used
10+ years later and they still have the best banter of anyone I've ever watched
15:00 this was the cleanest fucking shot i've seen in my entire life
Jerma vs. STAR era: "You know don't say swears" (jerma proceeds to cuss a whole lot)
Sterma era: (ster throwing all kinds of profane things he's probably already done with Ashley at Jerma)
ster is so real for always saying exactly what everyone is thinking
This is my comfort video now.
you rly had to make me cry with the last clip at the end especially recently 😭 practically a decade of goofs and gaffs
jerma is constantly subject to other streamers just sexually harassing him 😭and he has to just keep going with the stream
Why do you think he streams with them?
jerma is so blushy omg 😊
Smelly sweaty
ster was really in his thing in that stream
that clip at the end got straight to my heart
the thumbnail is just golden
"The responsibility of the ten" thats literally half of the shakespearean sonnets to the fair youth 😭
Look, he had a lot of trauma from losing his son Hamnet, he just addressed it by projecting those regrets with a sprinkle of sexual frustration
Finally they have reunited. Jerma is a buff scout.
Holy shit actual true geezer andy clip there at the end
It took me an awkwardly long time for me to properly hear their talk about "tickling" not being about "pickling". Like. Doing something with pickles. The food.
certified jerma moment
Ster: Says anything
Jerma: What?
equip the pen
I watched the livestream. I watched the Cheltie. I watched the ster. I watched the 2ndJerma. And now I watch the Arson. I watch every
That ending made me genuinely smile
The outro😭 they have come so far
The bushman sniper cosmetic turned on his homosexual tendencies and now hes taking it out on his ex
i always forget how fucking funny the random sound foam pads are around sters room
I love old man yaoi
the responsibility of a ten, as a 10/10 man it is your responsibility to reproduce
Vault 101: Procreation is your civic duty
The thumbnail meme is the most fitting stuff Ive seen in years
That last clip was a very nice addition, loved this stream
Ster is DESPERAte
responsibility of a 10 killed me
Jerma's conqueror impression was spot on
What overwatch does to a man
10:44 THAT SMIRK
Oh yeah it's all coming together now -his brain
He knew what he was about to say to Jerma right there and then
9 years we had to live without this
The fact that star always manages to out-unhinge jerma of all people