Stop Talking or Everyone Explodes
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2021
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Originally streamed/recorded on January 23rd, 2020 
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I love the idea of Jerma's last words to his mom being "Mom! Mom, I just want to say... I was... I was... I... I... I..." and then he fucking blows up.
I just want to say... I was... I was... I... I... I... There's no secrets over here?
@@cojosao616 +2
He was trying to apologize about the Oreo incident.
@@nelsonfitz3282 Am sorry I threw up a whole sleeve of Oeros on your bed recently and blamed it on the dog
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 recently 😭
"I'm ready to defuse some bombs" is never something i want to hear from jerma
@just do it can you not
@just do it This is a spam bot
@just do it spam
Nobody Wants To See This Happen
“A ballsack?”
“Yeah”
“I’m on board now”
6:54 poor Jerma didn’t even get to confess to his mom that he threw up an entire sleeve of oreos on her bed
what is this a reference to lmfao
true events
@@coffin7904 Presumably it is a reference to the time in which the DERANGED streamer Jerma985 threw up an entire sleeve of Oreo’s into his mother’s bed.
@@coffin7904 during the candy tier list jerma said he ate an entire pack of oreos and later threw them up on his mothers bed
@@greasedumpster9781 Also in his eailer youtuber days when he was making a video with Star_ he confess to this incident years ago.
I'm dying imagining Jerma trying to defuse a bomb with a word puzzle and the last thing you hear is "IT'S NOT GOOFY" before an explosion.
unrelated but my friend once met someone named "Toby the Folf" in a vrchat furry convention who had an avatar that kind of resembled your pfp, is there any relation?
timestamp?
@@Memerath 22:30
The fact that jerma not only thought the lambda symbol looked like a currency, but that he clearly REALLY REALLY thought it looked like a currency
What, is this like a currency thing?
@@mikehawk9531 er ee! er ee!
Tbf it looks pretty similar to yen
that "dumbfuck that has never played half life" was golden
@@mikehawk9531Not a big deal, y'know what I'm saying?
"Mom, I just want to say:
I was uh, I was, I-I"
So touching
Silver-tongued andy
"I was the one who ate an entire sleeve of oreos and threw up in your bed"
I will never get over Jerma’s befuddled expression when joel shouts “FUCKING QUAKE SYMBOL!”
TOILET SEAT, TOILET SEAT!
@just do it where does this go
@@Bagel_Byte it's not relevant to the video, report it and move on.
@just do it This is a spam bot
@just do it spam
Jerma burned through a minute on a live bomb just to prove that he knew SOS in Morse code, just to get it wrong.
And then made Joel listen to him create beeps on his stream instead of just saying dot and dash
He said ITEIAESN
35:33 "It's not even memory, it's remembering"
Jeremy "Jerma" Elbertson
For a total psycho, he is pretty smart.
@@ChrisNinjaEagle ＋２
@@18754KRS -2 for every one of your comments that I’ve seen
@@lizardenderman + 2
Jerma was a witness to Paul Revere's Midnight Ride. He was the horse
During the sleepwalking episode when he walked all the way to Coney Island and shat his pants on the carousel*
@just do it This is spam
@just do it I wouldn't have replied to OP either without something to make fun of
He does seem more horse like now.
@The Jerma985 cat boy jerma confirmed
6:53 "MOM I JUST WANNA SAY, IAE, I WAS, AEIOAUSU"
fitting last words for the "whamayamhathere's no secrets over here?" guy
I love how at 25:31 his facial expression changes from being excited to just the usual stoic expression he has in literally ONE second
this man is an npc from a Bethesda game
This is just proof that Jerma is a sociopath who can mimic different human emotions on a dime. It's all been an act, since the very beginning. My god
And yet he is overall better (design, coding, etc.) Than Bethesda's NPCs.
@@user-bv1gq8jj6bhahaha yasss queeeen, go off.🥳 I'm sure your NPC's are better than Bethesda's too🤡
actual EMOTIONLESS SOCIOPATH STREAMER shows his UTTERLY DISGUSTING ability to FAKE his EMOTIONS in front of MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
@@SpikesSpikesSpikes Bethesda stan shits pants upon hearing criticism
Jerma seems like the kind of guy to win negative money in Jeopardy
Psychotic streamer ends up in even more debt
I would love to see him in RedLetterMedias Trivia Showdown.
mogul moves
he should go on mogul money
19:26 is the most insane play ever. imagine being the person supervising the defusal seeing the defuser solve a puzzle without help from the manual, then just immediately blowing themselves up
Jerma is the entire cast of always sunny and it’s affecting his psyche
They do call him the bird
Joel: You're as in you are
Jerma: *Clicks your for the second time*
*yro'ue
Possessive as in YOURE PIZZA
????????
He had too much captain crunch that day, cut him some slack
“Was that the word, or was that you screaming in fear?”
They need to play this game together, every SINGLE day.
With how little Joel streams with other streamers, the few streams we have of him are incredibly insane and memorable. And Jerma makes for a great victim.
Tbf it’s kind of the same with jerma, he mostly streams alone, so when he streams with someone else its often the best kind of trainwreck
@@khalewren2734 They both are victims of their own creations
Jerma being all nervous with the word scrambler was super cute
“I’m just a little weird”
He's the least attractive attractive person
He's pretty cute ya
@@troublewakingup i think his awkwardness is one of the things that make him so attractive
@@troublewakingup you misspelled _most_
The Jerma and Joel streams are always great because they have such a big/little brother relationship, it is so wholesome.
which one the big/little brother is changes from minute to minute
@@battlekirby Joel is big bro, Jerma is little bro.
Not really
They are just close friends and behave likewise. What are you talking about?
Jerma’s last words were “it’s not goofy! Oh come on. Joker!”
12:57 Jerma's Morse Code that he thinks is spelling out "SOS" actually spells out "FIRSN". One dot too many from spelling out First. Also, just for fun, the bomb is spelling out "STING".
I think the only word in Morse code I can spell out is SOS, which is like .../___/...
Jerma was first given the nickname 'the bird' by his mother after she gave him an entire sleeve of oreos to last him the week and he finished it off and regurgitated it all in the space of 5 minutes
all over his mothers bed
1:58
Joel: _apologizing for technical difficulties_
Jerma: I’ve brought a GIFT, sire!
Jerma is the type of guy who says "don't mind if i do" when he has a box of donuts in front of him
"Who left these out? Don't mind if I do."
*Devours the whole box then proceeds to vomit on his mother's bed*
While also wiggling his fingers
Jerma the type of guy to go "mimimimimi" when he snores
Jerma the type of individual to give his friends a visit from the tickle monster
He is homer Simpson for real
There is not a single game that I think Jerma is more wholely unfit to play than this one
Except the word scrambler where he goes autismo mode and dominates
this is the funniest possible combination of people and roles you could have played this game with
Good profile pic choice
6:55
Stutter was so bad he couldn't even get his last words in
20:25 streamer blows himself up in front of guiness committee because he fucked up the scribbles world record.
Substitute teacher doesn't know the Omega symbol. Omegalul.
Lambdalul
omegalul symbol
I love Joel's confidence in using the word "possessive"
Joel: you’re amazing man!
Jerma: I think I’m just a little strange
The realization that neither of them at any point decided to write things down sent me into reactor meltdown
You know it’s gonna be a good video when Jerma starts by saying the US was founded in Boston.
38:41 Joel loves to come
43:26 "WYNSJ"
_- Last words of Vinesauce Joel_
Why he has the weird perfect timing that made me laugh so hard
unstoppable anger meets immovable stupidity
Joel And Jerma: The Suicide Squad because they rather talk about pizza toppings than stopping the bomb in front of them
I said this before in another upload of this stream, but the lack of a facecam on Joel's end makes it seem like he's a voice in Jerma's head.
joel being so remorseful after making mistakes during this is so funny to me because the first time they played this he was absolutely UNHINGED
jerma trying to solve the morse code module for the first time reminds me of when a toddler sees a piano/keyboard then they just start pressing the same key over and over
Me at 21 still doing that instead of just learning the piano
I don’t think joel knew the possessive form of your because he instructed jeremy wrong 3 times lol
English is his second language, he's Swedish, so it wouldnt be surprising
Isn't 'your' possessive cus it's like telling you who something belongs to.
@@yourdailydoseofomid3026
It is, that's right. But it kinda seemed like Joel thought You're was called the possessive.
@@yourdailydoseofomid3026 yeah exactly. He kept saying “possessive” when it was you’re lol
I think some people do actually just shoot the shit while doing real life dangerous stuff, either to cope with the stress or just because they have such a developed working personality that they don't even react to their job's dangers anymore
Also confidence in their abilities
0:56 "pepperoni :)"
The omega bit legitimately broke me. Veins in my forehead bulged out like a cartoon.
i don’t know why but a wave of laughter just came over me from that yell at 4:28
Unhinged streamer
Is this the streamer who doesn't know "OMEGA"LUL
Jerma just ripping the 5-letter world puzzles blew me away
Imagine u have a bomb vest attached to u and they’re like don’t worry eod is on their way.
*Then jerma walks through the door*
4:28 I cant stop fucking laughing help
27:55 I love how he quickly moves on from this
As soon as I heard Joel's voice I went "oh no." Joel and Jerma TOGETHER? Ultimate chaos.
oh my god finally. this is one of my favorite jerma streams to watch on repeat, it never gets old
2:50 jerma recoils as if hes about to get punched but the video is put in reverse and the timeline is healed milliseconds before it happens
“ hooters is a strip club that serves you spaghetti “
I don’t think they were ready to defuse some bombs
Joel: Just say "Dosh" and "Dats"
Jerma: abort abort abort
i was just browsing the channel looking for videos to rewatch, this is really on time :)i know im gonna enjoy meself lots
really thought he was leading into “what, it’s like a currency thing?” for a hot second
“What’s Boston for? Like, Rocky?” -Joel
36:24 I forgot jerma was illiterate until recently
SuperDazza, if you read this, if there's a second KTaNE upload to this channel, I recommend using the Yakuza Kiwami 2 bomb defusal scene as an intro.
"dumfuk has never played half life" gets me every time
murderous psycho on death row's last words: "MOM- MOM I JUST WANNA SAY I WAS- I WAS- I, I-"
I love how Jerma starts repeating "Dumb F***..." before it clicks in his head XD
pov: you trust Jerma with your life
The Halo Reach stream was so iconically bad that I almost forget these two had a good time defusing bombs together
"I've brought a gift sire" this clownery is off the charts only a few mins in
Going from this video to "Defusing the Centurion" is a real treat.
Isn't this the guy who left Jeopardy with 2,5 billion dollars in debt?
It’s like Jerma used all his allotted brainpower for a stream in a couple strokes of genius. The remaining time is pure confusion
42:51 He spaced out here
6:53 touching final words 🥲
“Your with 1 r”
This was the stream that got me into jerma
My two favorite people in the most chaotic game ever made. Damn bro
Jerma is the type of guy who loses his keys and then walks around the house saying "if i was my keys where would i be"
Your "roasts" suck
nah, he's the type of guy to massacre tens of thousands of people live on stream
were they flirting 😳
That British bomb defusion clip at the start was hilarious
all i got out of this was that jerma is the man to call for word jumbles and joel knows international morse code
Great Value
Jermemories
"it's not memory, it's about remembering the sequence"
"MOM I WAS GONNA SAY, I WAS I-I I- I I-"
I imagine it as Jerma Mother house blowing up because he forgot to tell her to turn off the oven
My phone alarm was going off for 5 mintues during this video and i thought it was just ambient game noise
lmao when are they going to realize they can just write down what they press in the memory module
33:50 past jerma predicts future I got an onion ring bit
Joel and Jerma are the exact same person from different timelines
Wasn't expecting a Fast Show clip on a Jerma video.
I love that they're friends! Favorite streamers. Oh shit we just need Limmy to join
Ah, the gaslighting stream pt 2. What fond memories
i'm still shocked he was able to just randomly guess "world" and it was correct
i loved this stream
Alternate title: “Joel lambastes Jerma for four hours”
jerma and joel is an absolute dream team im so happoy
Bomb: *about to fucking explode*
Bomb squad: *talks about their favorite pizza toppings*
Spectators: Holy shit, these guys are professionals.
the contrast between the first stream is insane
That Fast Show intro caught me off guard
INSANE STREAMER tries to defuse A BOMB
THE ANTI-BOMB SQUAD HATES HIM!
4:41
what a perfect place to put an add