Jerma Streams - Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes [with Joel (Vargskelethor)]
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Jerma archived Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes (The original title of this stream was "Stop talking, your instructions are terrible", and was originally streamed/recorded on January 5th, 2020)
This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes [with Joel (Vargskelethor)], 2. Jump King (Part 4)
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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Game Starts 10:40
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“There’s one red wire.”
“Are there two red wires?”
“No there’s only one red wire.”
“...there’s no red wires?”
15:10
hard of hearing andy
He’s just like me fr
A joke that didn't get much light is that the second half of the manual Jerma has is just a bunch of Ikea instruction pages.
Yeah I fucking died when that happened, somebody has a timestamp?
@@sunlessheaven 33:25
Jerma's a nervous guy, Joel is aggressive; chemistry
science
Atlas and P-body
Usually stupid people aren't aggressive very bad combo
@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 Especially since the manual reader has to be both more dominant and more intelligent than the defuser to play optimally.
Twink and bear
15:10
Jerma: "Are there any red wires?"
Joel: "Theres one red wire"
Jerma: "...is there two red wires?"
“There’s no red wires?”
15:10
@@2winks538 what
@@tovi3280 yes
Tbf you gotta be _exact_ and Joel wasn’t helping by not confirming there was one blue wire
One braincell between them and neither of them are using it
ΩLUL
Exactly
Inklang pog
Streamer kills other streamer via bomb to increase his own ranking
No more heroes 3
ON STREAM
Normal person: "press the 6"
Jerma: "upside down 9"
Is nobody gonna talk about the table assembly joke?
33:30 if anyone needs it
" Think Ultramarines Warhammer "
" I didn't play that game "
" No, you did. :) "
These two have such a strange dynamic together, but I really like it.
like awkward but intriguing
Lux like an abusive relationship you can’t leave
Joel is screaming at Jerma even more than Star_ did :p
I can only describe it as jerma realizing how it felt to be star when they were making videos
21:48 jerma immediately going to taste the ink before stopping himself is fucking hilarious
23:30
Jerma revealing his true power for a second.
31:01 oh my god he cried
This is so one sided without Joel’s perspective
yeah, as much as i like jerma, this is one to watch on joels channel
Morgan Mc on Twitch they had a dual screen option and it was great
Jerma flipping through pages, not understanding Joel and trying to solve the instructions is also funny :D
Yeah, Twitch squad mode was definitely a requirement for this one. You kinda had to be there to get the real experience. Closest you can get on YT is to have both VODs open and try to audio sync their voices perfectly, then mute one.
edit: joel's video has a PIP of jerma's stream, i'm a dumbass
joel's channel has both perspectives
“There’s one red wire.”
“Are there two red wires?”
“No there’s only one red wire.”
“...there’s no red wires?
wow
Is this the streamer that doesn't know the omega symbol and beat pinwheel
He actually lost to pinwheel, twice
I hope no one finds Jerma's binder labeled "Bomb Guide", I feel like that would be hard to explain.
Jerma is epic my balls hurt
Might wanna get this checked out bruh
@@Beardwhip i split them open with an axe
@@Beardwhip It was an... axe-ident
@@tagtag123 regardless i think you see a medical professional. Also, what about the state of your balls has to do with this compact streamer?
@@plus9775 nothing at all. But, while I was recording my thoughts about my favorite streamer of below normal height, I remembered I previously had split my balls open with an axe. I forgot it happened in the first place because of the adrenaline, but after a few hours had passed the infection growing in the wound I accidentally created became unbearable, so I started watching jerma to relieve the pain. As I started typing the comment however, the feeling of euphoria I usually get from watching my favorite streamer went away. I was left with the startling revelation that my balls really hurt. I was so startled, I had to write it down at that very moment, a message in a bottle on the seas of the internet. Alas instead of a doctor responding to my comment, my savior was just going to ask me questions that as a proud redditor I must write immediately back a paragraph at least half as big as the giant gash that were my testicles. Sadly now time has run out to call an ambulance and I will die now. Blegh
let's confuse jerma ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
AlphaLUL that one exists, When something is even more funnier then OmegaLUL
αΩ = (God)
omega(LUL) moment 1:01:00
He knew it he pointed at it 1:02:15, then afterwards he talks about it that it's a greek symbol, Joel doesn't fucking have a clue he just fucked with him LUL
I love how far they’ve come along in part 2 as a team. They are so panicked in this and part 2 they are calm and collected the whole time. They are so much more efficient too
local compact vegas man saves internet livestreaming star “vargskelethor yoel” from certain death
the ikea instructions joke is what got me
ayyy__donkey 33:26
When I was a kid this is what I imagined police officers all did when they weren't out helping batman..
Jerma: how many red wires are there? "Three" okay so there's two wires
Joel: "press the first button" *presses second button*
The amount of Joel badmouthing in the comments section rouses my ire.
"rouses my ire"
sir, this is the internet
this is the first time seeing this game from this perspective and it looks way more interesting
TOLIET SEAT!!! TOLIET SEAT!!!!!!!!
Jerma was a great team player. He did better than I could've under that stress. He stayed motivated, calm and pumped
joel treats jerma like shit this is hilarious he totally walks all over him
33:23 that incredulous look when joel said to do the simon says first oh my god
26:45 Thanos just snapped with his finger LUL
Vertically challenged streamer evolves from boomer to GRAND DAD
American man instructs Swedish man how to dismantle a bomb. Chaos ensues.
Excited to watch this today, shame I missed it by 2 1/2 years
Same here, I love this game
I'm 4+ years late
I have ADHD too so I get. How he feels. Especially in a stressful situation like this when you get bombarded with descriptive information it all gets thrown out the window 😂 your brain's like "fuck it. Start from scratch"
18:23 best part when the ink started coming off lmfao
These two riffed off of each other so well
only 5 days through january and we already have a worst hair 2020 contender
I suggest watching both videos(Joels perspective is on his channel Vargskelethor Uncut) otherwise you'll be VERY confused
No
Are you saying Joel is uncut?
@@ProStateExaminer He does say that somewhere.....
29:16 Jerma reading instructions, Joel: BLUE! OMEGALUL.
20:13 Clipping for the fart machine joke.
"...Does the serial number have a vowel in it?"
Do we have an odd serial number *Explodes*
13:24 Jerma ignored him because he isn't forgetting Jerma's name he's remembering all the previous specimen that were incinerated.
Damn, anyone else think that Jeremy looks pretty good with scruff?
Press and hold the button
THEN RELEASE THE BUTTON
Perfect instructions 💀
It's like they both have one braincell each and they're out of sync with each other
OMFG joel and jerma in one? thats crazy
you wanna fight?
you wanna kiss?
kiss n make out???
Jerma has mostly got the instructions down, with the exception of the pac-man puzzle, which he just does *not* understand whatsoever.
If Joel didn’t stop talking about food Jerma was gonna come through the screen and consume his soul
GRAND DAD
35:22 - 35:39 the first people to figure out the names for colors
33:26 the random table instructions being in the manual is killing me
What I would give to see chat’s reaction to all of this
Better contact ballfolder
The amount of comments who take Joel's ranting seriously gives me a brain tumor.
Are you really suprised?
twitch viewers are barely functioning morons
Cleared one bomb and they're already more successful than the H*lo Re*ch stream
1:08:26 jizza
you're on THIN ICE young man
Favorite Wu Tang Clan member
Jerma pls play dmc2
joel: sometimes i want to tweet you and i forget your name. not your name, i know that's bob or whatever, i forget the numbers.
This stream is pure gold
I’m still baffled how Joel will not remember a number he just literally pressed
Imagine if DarkViper and Charlie played this...
I find it kinda funny how some Jerma only fans actually think joel is like this, the crazy swede made such an excellent kayfabe this is better than wrestling
@Ralleballe definitely ruined this stream. I love them both separately, but Joel is so annoying in this.
Maybe it's just a different style of humor that some people don't care for but I thought this was great and I love how abrasive and needlessly aggressive Joel was getting.
you need very high IQ to understand the subtle humour
Everytime you guys messed up it undeniably was always Joel’s fault
I’m not even kidding
what was that cartoon stuff?
...that was our lives, jerma.
compact streamer is not smarter than a 5th grader
TOILET SEAT
Where is the "Joel Gamer Vision"?!
This is not Jerma's official stream channel, he doesn't have one, so you get what these awesome amateur ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fellas can do here.
Here we go again
I'm only 20 minutes in, did Joel scream at him like that the entire stream?
Didn't even last 2 hours
upside down 9 is 6
1:00:00 is pretty funny
With a Little Scadoodle LUL
1:23:42 😳
Saving some timestamps to show my mum
14:55
33:20
1:01:01
1:08:51
jerma's short
That was stressful
51:27
1:02:51 OMEGALUL
1:27:01 he killed him
Joel is a terrible alternative to Etalyx
Joel actually makes this so much worse
why
you have no brain
I appreciate Joel keeping kayfabe but he needs to alter his character. Ster already has dibs on "condescending guy who is perpetually annoyed with Jerma"
Im a simple man, i see joel i click next
19:59 lmaooo Joel wouldn’t stop yelling and he’s calling out Jerma wtf. He was being so needlessly aggressive. I would hate to have Joel as a partner in this because all he does is yell.
It's a bit, but it's a fucking annoying one
normies
I mean 90% of chat would be screaming at jerma after that red wire blue wire counting part
Still trying to warm to Joel. Find him kinda irritating
I used to watch him a lot back around 2014. He's gotten a lot more outgoing and noisy since then, and honestly, finds some things way too funny that aren't even that funny, but it turns into a 3 minute laughing fit for him.
Oof i do not like joel
20:13 he says whilst being incapable of comprehending that 1 blue wire means there can obviously be multiple wires
25:06 the patience to deal with that scumbag wow Jerma is such a kind person
Joel has a bad personality
Jason Schilinski It’s a joke
Roger Aune what’s a joke?
@@arclite95 I don't know... I think it has something with a clown with green hair to do. But I'm not sure.
Roger Aune there’s no joke in Joel having a bad personality, you couldn’t even respond with something that made sense🤷🏽
@@arclite95 I responded with a joke.
1:02:00 jerma was one second away from pissing tears