[Vinesauce] Joel - SCP-3008 ( IKEA Lone Survivor )
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Now where's that key.
Date streamed: 22 Nov , 2021
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Imagine having such a fast metabolism that you die from starvation in within 24 hours, lmao
i feel like i do within 16
Just imagine there's like 1 gram of nutrients per meal
Literally me
-this post was not made by Shrew gang
LUL
There are people out there who have zero body fat because of genetic disorder, they actually do have to eat very often or start to starve.
I feel like Joel would be the worst person to get lost with.
Halfway to finding the way out, he'd just immediately perpendicularly deviate from the path and cycle back to where we first realized we were lost, then somehow find his way back to where we were and blindly walk past the only way out two or three times.
That adventure would be fun as fuck though
That's how 3008's _"supposed"(?)_ to work, but Joel could do it in a normal one too
If I had discovered a path leading to the way out, I'd just take Joel by the shirt and gently pull him back immediately before he could take the wrong path, then I would drag him as we walk through the right path across the store.
I would love a stream of Joel just reading all the names of Ikea products.
I want him to read them in a proper swedish accent, his meme swedish accent and in actual swedish.
Joble please
I was just thinking of Joel guessing the name of each product
So basically his annual April 1st stream?
How about an IKEA furniture BUILDING stream
@@No1TypeC omg he needs to play that Home Improvement game!! It's old as fuck but that wouldn't deter Joel from playing it lol
Joel being lost in IKEA is already prime material but him being lost in the SCP-3008 IKEA? Now that's a cherry on top.
he'd just make friendly conversation with the employees
It's the Swedish people's revenge by trapping him in an ikea forever after he nuked Sweden
@@fybson1068 he nuked norway
@@kyoudoku Which is right next to Sweden, you can only be so precise with 5000 nukes
>lights go off
Joel: I need to make a lightbulb
Can you imagine a power outage and all you have to do is pull a lightbulb out of your pocket and tada problem solved.
joel's autism lights up the light bulb because hes a special little swede
If you have matches or a lighter you can relight a lightbulb no problem.
@@eyewai Joel's the kind of guy to put a lightbulb in his mouth and have it glow instantaneously
He wanted to eat it as well
I wonder if there's a way to hook a lightbulb up to a powerbank
I know Joel only briefly mentioned it, but I'd love to see a cooking stream in his kitchen. That just sounds so fun!
Well you're in luck.
@@SFM_2 Thank you!!
@@SFM_2 Vhere? Is der streame
@@SFM_2 where's the stream?
Joel thinking he can carry a lightbulb that will glow by itself like a fucking Fester Addams, lol
All these survival games have a problem in which you lose hunger points too fast. I get that in most you are doing physical work most of the time but just walking around you starve to death in less than a day
Fr
It's fine in Minecraft
@@IDHLEB Not really, it's equally as annoying and tedious if not moreso
@@JG_Wentworth getting a steady supply is easy though, specially with melons
and if you have gold, you can make golden carrots. or just slaughter animals. or just play modded and not even bother with food to begin with.
@@cralo2569 A. I don't play Minecraft to play a farming simulator.
B. It's not hard *at all* to find food in general. Villages have tons of wheat and crops so farming resources are plentiful, and nearly *every common animal* drops some sort of food.
The tedium doesn't come from the fact its difficult to find sustainable food sources, that's missing the point. It's tedious because it's something you're *always fighting against* because you're almost *always* sprinting for the vast majority of the game. Plus, it's your only form of healing for the majority of the game, and even then you're better off eating golden apples or golden carrots to heal up when potions show up because you're already allocating inventory space to food. The fact sprinting is basically overpowered doesn't help either, so you've got incentive to keep that bar up but it only becomes a problem if you're taking damage (which is only really feasible to happen at night or in caves and mostly by skeleton snipes, nothing else can catch up to you when sprinting) or if you wait too long to stop and eat. Which, the latter isn't a problem often enough for anyone with half a braincell that they're sharing between 3 people.
And sure, I could turn on some mods to fix some of those issues, make going out at night or in caves more dangerous without being prepared, make food more scarce or make it more difficult naturally to fill the hunger bar, make sprinting a separate mechanic from the hunger bar with its own downsides, but it can be difficult to find mods that fix issues like that "clicks" the right way. Plus, it doesn't really fix the base games balancing issues anyway, which is what I'm talking about to begin with
this kinda has the problem i dislike with survival games where your main character is so frail that 15 minutes without eating is enough to guarantee instant death
Holy crud I found you on RUclips.
@RedDragee it just gets annoying to deal with, in Don’t Starve the hunger system works because a full stomach in that game gives you a grace period of about half an hour
in this Joel begins starving after 15 minutes of exploring and gets an eighth of his bar restored by eating a full meatball sub
this is why I never play Minecraft's survival mode
"This game is good but it isn´t scary"
*jumps and screams every 3 minutes*
"That switch when the light goes out - is very terrifying."
Mira nadamas todos esos likes papu :v
@@fcatherwood yup, this one is doing numbers...
joel wtf
I remembered the guy who in the story got out, just to get murdered by the staff, and now I’m substituting Joel, who’s probably be screaming like a maniac, fun mental image.
I love how in survival games your guy gets super hungry, eats enough to feed 10 people, and then your bar is only half full. The fuck are all those calories going to???
The massive badonkadonk, obviously
Joels huge legs
Thinking really really hard about surviving
The original intention behind mukbang was for people who were isolated or really lonely to have a sort of simulated dining/conversation partner. It has mutated and animorphed into pure insanity by this point though and the original intention has mostly been replaced by people gorging for views.
Kinda. Mukbang only existed in Korea until a hot girl started doing it. Then suddenly she had more views than the rest of the genre combined, and went international. Then when it hit the west, you had the kind of people who watch car crash videos all day, so you had the guy who literally got so fat he has an oxygen tube on while he's eating. So the "intention" for the Western audience has always been... Unsavory.
The best Western example predates the mukbang trend. Andrew Zimmern and Man vs. Food. At least that series featured local restaurants and stuff.
Like go to most any Oh-K-Dog and they'll have videos of k-pop stars shoving hot dogs in their faces. And usually there will be some guys having fun and laughing. Then they cut to shots of a hot girl alone in a room or a car... Being very quiet and submissive and just shoving stuff in her mouth... Slightly different audience. They know what sells.
Did Joel really think he could carry a light bulb, and it would just light up?
If Bugs Bunny can do it so can Mr Fecalfunny
Time stamp
PLEASE 😂
Staff: "Excuse me but the store is now cl-"
Joel: "FUCK OFF I'M TRYNA EAT SOME FUCKIN PIE"
I imagined him yelling that over the building’s PA system. XD
the best part of this entire stream was him running to elder scrolls music and the moment he changes it he dies in 1 hit almost instantly
I work in retail, can confirm this is how we treat customers after closing time.
Joel mentioned that people tend to go to Ikea not for the furniture but the food, true story my fridge broke today and my dad was fixing it until he realized we should just buy another one. So we went to ikea, not to find a fridge but because my dad really wanted meatballs
what a bizarre adventure
@@erenyeager3655 thank you
*Joel doesn't know what a lightbulb is*
It's a shame that the dev abandoned this, despite still taking in patreon money
That's a shame. Tho there's apparently a game in pre development called The Store is Closed planned for a kickstarter by someone named ZiggyGameDev so that's neat.
as always
@@TECH097 Kickstarter? Then it'll end the same as this one
@@fransoto8343 yup. He’ll just take the money and run before it’s even out
Many such cases
They really nailed IKEA. They even have the dystopian grey abyss and sense of zero fucking direction when you come in lmfao
General tip for cooking meat (including meatballs); preheat stove with just a Lil drizzle of cooking oil on super high heat. Once super hot throw on your meat and refrain from jostling the pan or moving the meat until a few moments have passed and it's thoroughly browned on that side. Flip, cover, then after a few moments when that side is also browned lower heat on super low and cook slowly. Inside should be juicy.
I can trust your username
This game isn't scary: proceeds to scream explotives in native language
"Ojojojojoj" is my new faviourite Jeol sound.
It won't be long until you run around saying it in your daily life. I speak from personal experience.
Mine's still the wheezing laughter.
Mine is when he turns full Swedish horse and neighs repeatedly on stream during spooky moments
@@ismaelgarcia8243 One I did for a long time that I don't know the origin story of is
"It's him!!! It's truly him!!!"
"What, what are you talking about?"
And I could never for the life of me find a single clip of him saying it even though I know he's done it a miljard times
@@YuliaLinderoth *gasp!*... "its Him!!"
He does it so often they all kind of stay hidden, peppered throughout his vids and such.
I know for sure he does it rather frequently in his QT playthroughs. Plenty of characters he refers to as "him!" Lol
Ngl, that "the store is furniture" joke was the best Joel joke I've heard yet.
It was definitely my favorite in this stream?
Game: "E - interact"
Joel: spams LMB
The store has closed, please leave as soon as possible
no
@@FlyGirl774 *Excuse me, the store is now closed.*
The one phrase American shoppers don't understand. 🤣
Excuse me
Oioioioioi
I'm so glad he mentioned jony jony yes papa again because it's been one of my constant earworms for years ever since he first mentioned it
geonie geonie yis papah
eetang shoogar noe papuh
telang liyes noh paepah
oopin yer mout AH AH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
1:12:08 Joel enjoying a blueberry pie and telling the in game enemies to shut up so he can enjoy it made me giggle so hard.
Now that I have your secret meatball recipe I can finally rule this puny world.
I loved how the lights went off right after giving away your Swedish meatball recipe.
Ikea is so fitting
I think what makes Swedish meatballs "Swedish" is usually the lingonberry sauce.
What in a hamburger makes it american, the bacon?
@@stibba4286 the size I think. German hamburgers are massive, because they're basically portable hamburger steaks with bread as a simple way to hold it so it can be eaten on the go. American burgers are smaller patties, which makes it easier to add toppings like cheese and lettuce.
Don't forget that fat meat sauce they can cook in.
AH JU KNÅV SWEDÉN MITTBÖLLS MEJD ÅV HORSE MEETa
@@MamaAki Is not! Don't spräd lies!
I need to go to Ikea was one of my favorite vinesauce memes last year :). Nice seeing the place.
Wasn't that also related to SCP-3008?
@@mslabo102s2 Yes he played this.
Had some Swedish meatballs with thanksgiving dinner today so this is pretty appropriate.
Your pfp is enjoying Thanksgiving
Store closes
Staff: EXCUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE LEAVE THE BUILDING!!
Joel: *shoves himself in corner of office in full sight of staff*
Staff: Understandable. Have a nice day.
Nothing hurts more than watching the stream when it's not live anymore and you just wanna scream at Joel's gameplay.
Fitta, köttbullar, and existential dread.
I can't stop fucking laughing at the "Fuck, my crazy butthole is out of control!" bit
Joel at 58:36 in a 2 and half hour stream: "Last try at this"
I love how in every horror game Joel kites the bad guy around a couch.
Joel in his natural habitat
Shame this is abandonware (and now scamware...), especially cuz it only really needs balance tweaks to be a pretty interesting game.
The daytime is just too short to protect yourself without blind luck.
Scamware? Can you explain it, please?
@@userfromspace8952 I think he’s talking about the fact that someone playing this might donate money into the creator’s patreon thinking it’ll go into completing the game, but it’s abandoned.
@@elusivegrain9162 In that case, it's a misnomer. Do some baseline research and pay attention to who you throw your money at. If you don't, the monetary loss is on you.
Joel gets trapped in his own realm and is forced to find food and fight off mutant staff members
I think the upgrade system ruins the horror aspect of the game. Also the fact that the employees don't respawn and obviously that safe spot joel found
this is one of those really rare times where the roblox version is better than the original lmao
We need a LIDL version of this game
3:26 Ok, that nearly stopped my heart for a second. Lmao!
c R i S p Y
woah an IRL stream
Never thought I could be this fascinated by an uncut stream
This is peak Joel content
Swedish man lost in Ikea should not be possible
Unfortunately we're not immune. Maybe people from Småland?
For a memeish game this looks genuinely fun.
Not really a meme,but also kinda?its a weird SCP
Too bad the devs ran out on it
there's a new one called "the store is now closed"
@@kenetickups6146 rip
Amnesia: The Swedish Descent
Joel, I don't know if you read the comments on this channel, but you don't know how sane your videos keep me. I'm currently going through a rough time in my life and every day seems to get worse for me. But your videos on this channel especially keep me from losing my mind. Thank you for these uncut uploads man.
Ever wanna talk about it? Lemme know
I didn't know that Jobel did vlog videos!
Truly the greatest horror in Sweden
This is Joel's home tour
Poor Joel didn't know they glue down the pool balls at this Ikea.
Dudes last update for this game on patreon was May 1 2020, And he's still getting $600.
The guy is just getting money for free for a pretty mediocre game lol.
That really sucks. It seems like it has a lot of potential for a more casual survival-horror game.
People just don't care about their money, that they cry about "taxes" or other expensive stuff
Notable moments in the history of the Gävle goat (more like the Jävla goat hur hur Swiss is funni lengage)
1966: Debut of goat. It got burned down.
1971: Southern Merchants, sick of their goats being destroyed, stop making them for a while; Natural Science Club takes over.
1979: First time they made a second goat to replace the first one. Both were destroyed.
1985: Guinness Book of World Records recognizes the goat for the first time.
1986: Southern Merchants return to goat-making. Between them and NSC, two goats have been made each year since.
1988: First year that people took bets on the fate of the goat.
1992: Three goats destroyed by same person. "Goat Committee" founded.
2005: Destroyed by Santa.
So far, no one has succeeded in destroying the goat(s) since 2017. Perhaps 2021 will break the streak
The moment he used the elder scrolls music, I fucking lost it
I love what was supposed to be a terrifying chase, became a badly lighted J++ comedy movie scene.
Also this and that one place where he waits for the night, survives, then walks out like, Oohh i'mma winner, but then immediately gets swarmed by like 4 dudes who are like, oh but we didn't want to disturb the customer while he is busy experiencing the quiet office workspace, store ethics and stuff.
These would make great inspirations for people to make fan animations about.
muckbang, to my knowledge, started as a Korean thing where people would feel lonely and eat while watching muckbangs because they treasured the time they could eat with their family. it was sort of like bonding, and it is part of their culture to eat with family. it was originally nothing like what chat said, but it may have turned into some of them in the western world.
Oh cool daytime
*turns corner and immediately dies*
I can't be an survivor in IKEA. Because there's no IKEA on *HueLand.*
And no, not even LIDL neither.
Come out of Brasil then
44:42 "This is bad. This is like... the opposite of good" truly a profound statement
10:41 Joel's Meatball recipe (for future reference)
ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxjwVFX-GbKf8D8XJ57SW1k0l2r9z6KqA7
I love how every single stream someone brings up the "Chips are not dinner" line
I love that the game identified is The Stanley Parable LMAO
1:45:20 "looks like you've just been... öënlpgrded, mannen"
4:26 "It's taking me out of the game that it's in English..."
There are over 50 IKEA stores in the US compared to 20 in Sweden.
He should've played the roblox version
joel plays roblox when
god i'd love to tell him the classic games or games with lots of player count (such as Crossroads 2048 by Shedletsky, which was used to test the player count, it has like 20k per server)
@@TallTapper 20k per server...? What do you mean?
@@TallTapper jobel messing around with roblox games would break reality
@@Knirfish 20k players in one server, all roblox games have servers that separates the player count, like most multiplayer games 09hi0w94idsf
Joel I would ABSOLUTELY watch you cook in your kitchen. Teach me the ways of the majestic Swede!
I want to learn how to cook the Joel way and burn down my kitchen.
That's cooking the Garfield way.
The morrowind bit made my day, thank you so much joel, keep it up
@Rocksen Not much of a difference, both have really jank ai
The BOTW sequel should let your repair your weapons
It shouldn't have any durability tbh. Durability is an awful mechanic because all it does is punish the player and keep them from wanting to fight.
Don't you get more weapons from fighting though? I've never played BOTW for any extended time but the game seems pretty well balanced at always having some sort of weapons avaliable to the player. I don't get why people talk about the durability like it actively prevents you from finishing/starting fights.
@@flippisni That's all well and good until you start getting weapons you actually like and want to keep. This leaves you having to go farm for the weapons that do respawn every time you need to replace them, while the ones that in limited supply and are one time pickups you'll eventually run out of. It's to the point where even the weapons of the four Champions break easily and though you can replace them, it's a hassle to do so. The gameplay loop of fight, break weapon, pickup new weapon from enemy is only fun in the beginning of the game when you really feel like a scavenger scrapping by to to survive. Basically, it turns into a question of "Why should I bother fighting this low level enemy when all it's going to do is wear down the durability of my weapons that I could use on a stronger enemy?" which leads to an aversion to actually enjoying the combat as the consequences for fighting non-important enemies are just too great to be worth it.
Honestly, I really wouldn't mind the weapons breaking if they just had a tier of legendary weapons that didn't break. Who cares if the player only uses those when they get them, they earned them. BotW's gameplay is already the one that encourages weapon switching the most as each weapon type has a style, rather than just being different swords at varying levels of strength.
Bruh...this "IS" the sequel.
@@flippisni It's the fact that it wasn't put in the game for the sake of fun, but as a hindrance that is wholly unnecessary. It encourages avoidance or cheese, like using the infinite bombs at your disposal, rather than going in with your weapons like the other Links are fond of doing.
What they should have done is let us choose the weapons we like and take away the worry of them shattering for no reason. Instead, make the naturally stronger weapons cost another resource to use effectively, like the Ancient weapons or the magic rods. I would have much preferred a magic system and a good combat stamina system over a bunk durability system.
This game could be awesome with multi-player. It'd be like an Ikea-themed Rust
why are youtube videos still darker than they should be
Omw to ikea rn but im really nervous now. Thanks maetbölleman.
Next i want to see Joel lost in a Lidl
a joel stream where he just cooks shit sounds amazing
All you had to do was stand on the damn tables, CJ
yoteles survives scp
It's basically Minecraft, but in Ikea
I especially like the pie bit on this stream, the reverb just adds to it
Sprunk moment
1:12:06 the timing of the "...Excuse me" as he started to eat his pie is Comedic Gold 🤣🤣🤣
The devs rake in €559.13 per month, and haven't updated since May of 2020.
I wish I was that good at running a ponzi scheme, but unfortunately none of my kickstarters for automatic backscratchers and buttwipers have taken off.
Lost my shit when the Oblivion combat music hit lmao.
Regular sunlight is just one huge nuclear reaction
2:13:04
Oh this would be hilarious, imagine going back and shouting to Nickelback
"WTF ARE YOU THINKING, THIS LYRIC SUCKS"
Nickelback: "wot"
start singing "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH"
Swedish streamer gets locked in IKEA and fucking dies
the shopping cart sounds like every 4th beat of the engine sound of a straight piped Scania V8 truck
if you went behind a freezer door you would get frostbite in 30 minutes
Holy shit you have the perception of roadkill
The most infuriating thing is when he punches something and is like 1-2 hits away from breaking it.
this was like a nice podcast
🎵[Verse 1]
A poor old man came riding by
And we say so, and we know so
O, a poor old man came riding by
O, poor old man
[Verse 2]
Says I, "Old man, your horse will die."
And we say so, and we know so
And if he dies, we'll tan his hide
O, poor old man
[Verse 3]
And if he don't, I'll ride him again
And we say so, and we know so
And I'll ride him, 'til the Lord knows when
O, poor old man
[Verse 4]
O, he's dead as a nail in the lamp room door
And we say so, and we know so
And he won't come worrying us no more
O, poor old man
[Verse 5]
We'll use the hair of his tail to sew our sails
And we say so, and we know so
And the iron of his shoes to make deck nails
O, poor old man
[Verse 6]
We'll rop him down with a long long ro'
And we say so, and we hope so
Where the sharks have his body and the devil takes his soul!
O, poor old man🎵
Seven Days to Die, MALM edition
I briefly saw this on stream. Wierd feeling to actually see Joel streaming and a few days later see the stream on youtube.
This is actually just Joels normal visit to a normal IKEA