Joel 2021: "Fast food has like 0 nutritional value" Yeah, joel? No nutritional value? Like rocks? Why do people get fat then? On a serious note, there was a scientist presenting the donut diet. Calorie counting is everything.
@@googleuser9383 calorie counting has a big role but you're not gonna get the necessary stuff not to crumble appart health wise with a diet based only on calorie counting, you also have to take in consideration your daily consumption of protein, fat, carbs, vitamins, etc.. I feel like if I only ate fast food, donuts and bread while counting calories, i'd eventually turn into a pile of dust from lacking proper nutrition
Imagine the possibilities: your lady friend wants to get down and you come in all hitman-like with a steel suitcase and start masterfully assembling your glizzy This is the future, old man
at 18:20 when Joel talks about taking a bottle/cup of coke left by someone, i was reminded that in 2nd grade while waiting for bus there was like almost a whole mcdonalds cup of fanta left ontop of a trash can and i just took it thinking "wowiee free fanta" and drunk it while the bus arrived. I think i did it a few more times after that... surprised how i'm still alive lmao
My dad once left a Dr Pepper bottle filled with spit out dip and my dumbass 2 year old brain thought “ OH WOW DR PEPPER” so I took a sip and later my dad found me in the floor as green as a goblin with the Dr Pepper bottle next to me and he had to take me to the hospital to make sure I was fine
oh gosh, when i was a kid my dad emptied a pan full of grease into a coke can and left it on the counter and me being a child who loved anything sugary i drank it and ended up spitting it out in the sink and never trusting anything he put on the counter again D:
Joel with the last demo: okay okay not bad, now here's how you impr- *gets a run ability and a gun* Joel: aaaaaaaaand ruined, let's buy it in a week lol
Where I live, fast food is quite a lot more expensive than just getting a giant 2€ bag of pasta or rice with a big bunch of canned vegetables for 5€ and just eating that for the rest of the month. One of those tiny 6cm cheeseburgers from McD's cost 2€ alone, but damn, I need like 4 of those to be full
Mcdonald's really threw Ronald under the bus, because apparently "clowns are creepy" even though the mascots they replaced him with are infinitely more disturbing to look at.
Are you talking about the Minion ripoff in the skin of a Happy Meal Nvm Joel just said it and someone even pointed out that it looks like a Minion Frankly I'm not sure why they wouldn't make kids afraid of happy meals
@@opiumpilled If they did, I never knew about it. I know you could ask for apple slices, but _carrots?_ This may just be me being american, but getting your kid a Happy Meal with carrots in place of fries should put you on some kind of list- like, how is that _not_ child abuse?!
18:00 one time i went to the movies with my friends, and when the movie was over, we noticed that there was a tray with a bunch of nachos and popcorn on the seats to our right, and my friend, without even stoping to think for a second, grabbed the tray and just started feasting, as we left the room we noticed a couple going into the room we were just in, i like to think they forgot their food and my friend left them without popcorn and nachos
Speaking on Squidward, I heard that one recent episode from Speng was not released in DVD/VOD because of unintentional *Corongo* references. Like, *lost episodes* of audiovisual media still can be lost in 2021.
Also speaking of Squidward, we need another Squidward based horror game where you're playing as Squilliam Fancyson going into Squidward's house for, reasons, and getting stalked by an Evil Squidward.
Let me add as a preface to the story: I love Sega and Nintendo. I bought over the Christmas Steam sale that Sega pack with Bass Pro Fishing, Sonic, etc. Never tried Bass Pro Fishing before, but booted it up, and I heard amazing music from the diary section of the game. Now, either rather fortunate or unfortunate, I'm still entirely unsure, I heard this music as Joel was talking about people's 'johnsons' paraphernalia.
The intro is longer than most GTLive introes. More interesting at least. 1:57:30 Honestly tempted to toss this together in UE4 for the lulz. I probably got everything lying around for it already. Would have to do a kazoo track of the "I've become so numb" song for it though to avoid copyright issues. Anyways, horror can work with a gun if you have a limited or very limited supply of ammo, and that it does not really deal with the main threat anything more than short-term.
Joel, 0 really isn't the best Yakuza game to play first. It spoils Yakuza 1 and Yakuza 4's stories in the main plot, and spoils Yakuza 2, 3, and 5 in substories. It's meant to be more of a celebration of the series rather than the game to start with, it's best to just play the series in release order and play 0 after 5.
yeah it's definitely not the one you want to start with however you can acceptably play it right after 1/Kiwami however who am I to say, I started the series on 5
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Skip the intro, its awful.
Wish i could but i enjoy your voice too much👌
ok joel thanks
If you think I'm going to skip a segment called "Funny fleshlight talk", think again
No :)
No kek
"Funny fleshlight talk (skip this segment)"
bold of you to assume i don't come to the streams for the fleshfunny
Streamer Who Bathes In Pepsi Says Fast Food Unhealthy
Joel 2021: "Fast food has like 0 nutritional value"
Yeah, joel? No nutritional value? Like rocks? Why do people get fat then?
On a serious note, there was a scientist presenting the donut diet. Calorie counting is everything.
@@googleuser9383 calorie counting has a big role but you're not gonna get the necessary stuff not to crumble appart health wise with a diet based only on calorie counting, you also have to take in consideration your daily consumption of protein, fat, carbs, vitamins, etc.. I feel like if I only ate fast food, donuts and bread while counting calories, i'd eventually turn into a pile of dust from lacking proper nutrition
@@googleuser9383 dude calm the fuck down. Its a youtube comment section
this video should be included with every happy meal
it should replace the apple slices.
Imagine the possibilities: your lady friend wants to get down and you come in all hitman-like with a steel suitcase and start masterfully assembling your glizzy
This is the future, old man
@Utan Namn now *that* is a frussy moment
I love the thesaurus bestowed upon us by joel
This comment makes me thankful to have english as a first language.
@spindletea I think it's the fact that this would be gibberish to anyone who isn't fluent
Joel‘s Swedish leaking out his brain while unloading a machine gun on Spongebob’s house is the magnum opus.
TBH the useless gun was a way worse design choice than the gun in the alien game.
i HATE useless guns in games.
HVAD FANDEN
Unfortunately my mind when straight to classic pewdiepie
@@googleuser9383emotional support guns
>"skip this segment"
Alright, this is the segment I need to go out of my way to watch then.
Overachiever!
It's the best fucking part of the stream I love hearing Joel talk about this stuff with chat
We've evolved from Fecal Funny to Foreskin Funny, gamers.
Smegma funny
@@trans-rights smegma silly
Gamer mode: Activated
From Humus Humorous to Phallic Phunny
at 18:20 when Joel talks about taking a bottle/cup of coke left by someone, i was reminded that in 2nd grade while waiting for bus there was like almost a whole mcdonalds cup of fanta left ontop of a trash can and i just took it thinking "wowiee free fanta" and drunk it while the bus arrived. I think i did it a few more times after that... surprised how i'm still alive lmao
LMAOO i love this
Dude, free Fanta is a rare thing; can't blame ya for capitalising on the moment
My dad once left a Dr Pepper bottle filled with spit out dip and my dumbass 2 year old brain thought “ OH WOW DR PEPPER” so I took a sip and later my dad found me in the floor as green as a goblin with the Dr Pepper bottle next to me and he had to take me to the hospital to make sure I was fine
oh gosh, when i was a kid my dad emptied a pan full of grease into a coke can and left it on the counter and me being a child who loved anything sugary i drank it and ended up spitting it out in the sink and never trusting anything he put on the counter again D:
get so many diseases & drugs in the system, they all fight and cancel eachother out
1:13:00 RUclips keeps removing the links to the article but the man's name is Malcom MacDonald
When trying to scare Joel with aliens...
Rule 1: Never give him a gun
Cause of death: Coke in freezer.
"Don't hold in that fart, or you will have a bloody shart."
Joel with the last demo: okay okay not bad, now here's how you impr-
*gets a run ability and a gun*
Joel: aaaaaaaaand ruined, let's buy it in a week lol
I actually laughed when the aliens ran towards you and started kicking in your head.
Joel mentioning how McDonald's used to be like a theme park hit me too hard... The magic is gone, bros...
The Cheeseburgers are still pretty much the same
I blame Isreal
Grimace lives on in our hearts, brothers.
"The magic" was just nonce bait. Fuck it.
@@UltimateThanos shut up
Watches Joel Stream, remembered I need to buy some groceries.
Came back home.
Jobel still talks about foony flashlights.
That final game *CHHCHH* OO-WAH-AH-AHAH.
SKEEDOWTZ GITZDOWM WIV ZEE ZICKNESS
^-- Joel in every other video
"That demo has everything I hate in a horror game... I can't wait to play the whole thing!"
Can the 17 minutes of pp talk get uploaded to the main channel
he’s lazy
In a perfect universe this would be true
1:42:40 enormous jumpscare warning when Joel goes to the door
1:44:45 minor jumpscare after "what if marcianito is in this"
bruh
This is the last time i go to McDonkies, they fuckin put ghost in burger.
I'm NOT going to eat MCDONKEY BURGER with GHOST >:(
I will now go see Kentucky fried man.
GHOST STOLE MY MONEY! COME BACK THATS MY MONEY!
@@Not_Slim_Shady Kentucky man has zombie in burger
Where I live, fast food is quite a lot more expensive than just getting a giant 2€ bag of pasta or rice with a big bunch of canned vegetables for 5€ and just eating that for the rest of the month.
One of those tiny 6cm cheeseburgers from McD's cost 2€ alone, but damn, I need like 4 of those to be full
The happy meal prize was inside of us all along.
ER Doctor: "Right, you 'fell' on the Beyblade. I gotcha. 😉"
That specific segment should be called the smegment
haram
O.V.N.I Abduction only lacked Disturbed's The Sickness to be a 10/10
Wow, whoever made that Ronald McDonald game put a lot of effort into grocery labels.
Those were already made assets, I think.
Some nice alien exposure therapy for Joel.
Mcdonald's really threw Ronald under the bus, because apparently "clowns are creepy" even though the mascots they replaced him with are infinitely more disturbing to look at.
Are you talking about the Minion ripoff in the skin of a Happy Meal
Nvm Joel just said it and someone even pointed out that it looks like a Minion
Frankly I'm not sure why they wouldn't make kids afraid of happy meals
im so upset that skeedwad died 😨😭
Aw hell nah they kilt my mans squeetard 😓
Skodwarde
aw hell nah skidwarts
I still can't beblib that skuidderd dieded
Ah hell nawh, dey dun killt skwiidweed
Don't you just love it when the Bikini Bottom Police Department storms a sponge's house with a *whole ass assault rifle?*
In all fairness the game kinda proves they were in the right to feel the need to bring the big guns
He's already full of holes lmao
God I love the spooky Saturday series
Ovni Abduction, or: Joel's Heart Shatters Into A Million Pieces
2:38 years later, it's happened
I love these archives because I am typically too drunk to remember Spooky Saturday
Joel: "McDonalds Happy Meals came with carrots when I was a kid."
*_Joel Actually Lives In The Actual Christian Hell Confirmed On Stream!!_*
Did they not come with carrots for you?
@@opiumpilled
If they did, I never knew about it. I know you could ask for apple slices, but _carrots?_ This may just be me being american, but getting your kid a Happy Meal with carrots in place of fries should put you on some kind of list- like, how is that _not_ child abuse?!
@@Blackheartzero yeah, same here. My happy meal always came with fries and chicky nuggies
@@Blackheartzero you can get carrot sticks in the UK as one of the options, maybe it’s just more of a European thing?
even though ive watched streams on youtube for years. this was the first stream i got to catch live. glad to see it up uploaded and relive the laughs
For those who don't know, OVNI is the French version of UFO (Objet volant non identifié).
Also in spanish (Objeto Volador No Identificado)
@@RoseOfNight Ah, yes. Makes sense since both languages are similar.
Thanks for continuing this series its always a treat.
Looks like Joel is a wild and crazy guy in that opening lol
1:15:22 Sponge: *The bomb has been planted*
The Bikini Bottom Police: Spams their gunfire at his house*
2:01 “Is Grimace still kicking”
oh if only he knew
when I saw O.VN.I. associated with alien experiments, I got flashbacks to finding nsfw art of disney Stitch aliens by accident years ago
34:34 *he's just vibin*
I swear to shit whenever joel does that gross ass "gulping" sound it makes me gag
1:53:11
OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
ablieons, ronaldo mcdonnel and sponga
55:55 Which is exactly why they did it
18:00 one time i went to the movies with my friends, and when the movie was over, we noticed that there was a tray with a bunch of nachos and popcorn on the seats to our right, and my friend, without even stoping to think for a second, grabbed the tray and just started feasting, as we left the room we noticed a couple going into the room we were just in, i like to think they forgot their food and my friend left them without popcorn and nachos
RRRRRRRRONALDINIO SOCXERBALLL
hahahahhaha
@@TallTapper Thanks man
I thought I had somehow missed a spooky Saturday, but I actually intentionally left the stream because of the intro 🤣
7:08 That myth has been disproven Joel. The penis isn't designed to to absorb blood like that.
Joel's specialty, espousing shit he knows nothing about... but we all love him.
i never knew just how good some of joel's spongebob character impressions were until now
1:53:08 easily the funniest part
Why is Joel just always fucking funny. Like everything that comes out of his mouth is funny as fuck
5:00 they call this the: SEX 2 EXPANSION PAK
Did anyone else think the jack ass party boy theme lined up really well with Ronald’s cackling
*God gives man a massive world record dong*
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"
Expand Dong
I peed when I watched this. Was good.
Get off the toilet, Gondonka, your family misses you.
Prove it!
This stream is probably the funniest yet
McDougal’s and youUuUuUuUu
Why don’t you tweet when you’re going to stream anymore joel? :( I keep missing these gems live 💔
If you have the Twitch app on your phone, you can activate push notifications to be notified when he's live. (:
I will never get tired of the grandad intro
It's not P.T. it's E.T.
No no, its PT
This man laughs at "horror" games, but then proceeds to peak his microphone at a jpeg of a little grey alien.
I love how in the Ronald game all of the models and graphics are surprisingly good, except for the Ronald model itself which looks like absolute shit
I need one of those Expansion Packs.
Speaking on Squidward, I heard that one recent episode from Speng was not released in DVD/VOD because of unintentional *Corongo* references. Like, *lost episodes* of audiovisual media still can be lost in 2021.
the episode got leaked anyway lel
Also speaking of Squidward, we need another Squidward based horror game where you're playing as Squilliam Fancyson going into Squidward's house for, reasons, and getting stalked by an Evil Squidward.
1:35:56 M A R C I A N I T O
Just been watching they hunger..I'm a new fan, very funny
🎶 Egg, sausage, muffin, it all goes in the freezer, Mcdonald`s and youuu! :D 🎵
Let me add as a preface to the story: I love Sega and Nintendo. I bought over the Christmas Steam sale that Sega pack with Bass Pro Fishing, Sonic, etc. Never tried Bass Pro Fishing before, but booted it up, and I heard amazing music from the diary section of the game. Now, either rather fortunate or unfortunate, I'm still entirely unsure, I heard this music as Joel was talking about people's 'johnsons' paraphernalia.
check the Bathroom
Jobel
What I learned today: Coke is a vegetable.
25:31
In Ronald Land, they sell Buff beer, in Shelbyville, they sell Fubb
16:30 that dude flexes with a comedic bo-oi-oing sound effect
joel you spicy meatball you dont have to create a new wish account just delete the chrome cache
ah yes. five nights at freddy's
Why is the spongebob massacre gunshot noise so painfully _LOUD?_
yo nice profile pic :D
@@homosexplosion thanks :)
So real you actually have to wear ear protection to fire the gun
this thread is cute
Oh the grand dad intro remind me of signal simulator. i miss it
Joel: *Plays any game*
RUclips: FIVE NIGT FEDY
The intro is longer than most GTLive introes. More interesting at least.
1:57:30 Honestly tempted to toss this together in UE4 for the lulz.
I probably got everything lying around for it already. Would have to do a kazoo track of the "I've become so numb" song for it though to avoid copyright issues.
Anyways, horror can work with a gun if you have a limited or very limited supply of ammo, and that it does not really deal with the main threat anything more than short-term.
I do believe that the OVNI Abduction game creator is French because OVNI is the french term used for UFOs
But it's also the Portuguese and Spanish term for UFOs though.
Yeah the dev is spanish, that's the only other language available
I’m sorry but... OBS streaming from the Xsplit source? That seems like you’re adding steps and I’ve never heard of such a setup.
It's because his mic doesn't work well with Xsplit
1:48:27 i love how joel says "heahaha, no pyeanis :D"
1:43:11 for funny laser
5:33 missed opportunity to say “expand dong” 💀
Extend-o-girth for that "thook" moment.
Funny Lightflesh
Hi joel, when will you continue GTA IV?
don’t blame joel for this, blame dmca for this
Next year
When a fucking game about Ronald McDonald is scarier than your spooky alien horror game, you know you fucked up.
3:57 the forbidden marker sword
That shit Ronald game. It didn't even say you win at the end.
2:02:40 ROCKET LAWN CHAIR!!
16:28 The mans name is Malcolm MacDonald
never in my life did i think id say this but, "i need mom joel in my life!"
25:48
Joel needs to see the ronald Macdonald chasing kids through the woods to give them a burger.
This is what happens when we let them put fucking ghost in burger
4:20 I accidentally skipped to this part
Joel, 0 really isn't the best Yakuza game to play first. It spoils Yakuza 1 and Yakuza 4's stories in the main plot, and spoils Yakuza 2, 3, and 5 in substories. It's meant to be more of a celebration of the series rather than the game to start with, it's best to just play the series in release order and play 0 after 5.
yeah it's definitely not the one you want to start with however you can acceptably play it right after 1/Kiwami however who am I to say, I started the series on 5