Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Gingerbread People, One Hour in Jail

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @DemiSemme
    @DemiSemme 6 лет назад +894

    The fact that Seth screwed up is an indicator that they don't do this bit enough. Every time a new JSCT comes out, my skin clears, my crops are watered, and I feel like I just found a dress with pockets.

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 6 лет назад +20

      Ooooh~ Dresses with pockets~ x3
      (also, for those who get it, Miyazaki at least believes in them - all them invisible dress pockets lol)

    • @robyn913
      @robyn913 6 лет назад +15

      I found a summer dress with pockets. For 20€. In Fall.
      Don't ask how, it's magic.

    • @Jus7aguy
      @Jus7aguy 6 лет назад +4

      But are they REAL pockets. Lots of fake ones out there :(

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 лет назад +6

      * GASP * Please send me the location for the dress with pockets. It is urgent!!!!

    • @Eliza-ig9kz
      @Eliza-ig9kz 5 лет назад +2

      I looove it so much !!

  • @michellemarty7510
    @michellemarty7510 6 лет назад +1175

    Every time Amber makes the audience uncomfortable with the truth I laugh harder.

    • @Cobralalalala
      @Cobralalalala 6 лет назад +54

      I love the smile she gives whenever that happens. It's adorable. :)

    • @lilyzuber7334
      @lilyzuber7334 6 лет назад

      Lessa Marty Go Storm!!!

    • @TheNewPatsyBailey
      @TheNewPatsyBailey 6 лет назад +4

      +Lessa Marty that's what good comedy does! juuuuust over the line :)

    • @spoopy3963
      @spoopy3963 6 лет назад +2

      me too

    • @justsomenerd8925
      @justsomenerd8925 5 лет назад

      What truth? That's she's a racist SJW call card?

  • @ApoloniaJones1976
    @ApoloniaJones1976 6 лет назад +246

    This is easily my favourite segment on the entire show. The chemistry between the three of them is magical.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 6 лет назад +7

      I wish all my co-workers were so funny !

  • @TheWiseGrif
    @TheWiseGrif 6 лет назад +620

    Amber's jokes were brutal and HILARIOUS, that audience was lame

    • @SAVAGELANDING
      @SAVAGELANDING 6 лет назад +15

      Jimmy Wise that audience was white

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 5 лет назад +3

      She was savage and brilliant! The truth hurts lol

    • @mefford67
      @mefford67 5 лет назад +1

      zztop3000 You probably should just STOP thinking... it’s clearly beyond your limited intelligence. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @dawnmolloy9351
      @dawnmolloy9351 5 лет назад +1

      OMG, agreed!!!

  • @davidknight2072
    @davidknight2072 6 лет назад +578

    Amber's joke about Rosa Parks destroyed me...mostly because of how she reacts to the audience's reaction to her joke.

    • @kanalkucker14
      @kanalkucker14 6 лет назад +7

      Same

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 6 лет назад +15

      I loved it. She had this classic Bugs Bunny look of “Ain’t I a stinker?”

    • @Cegg960
      @Cegg960 5 лет назад +1

      Best joke of the segment and i rolled even harder after hearing the audience hesitate.

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 лет назад +1

      That's the face of "Yeah but y'all still gonna love me after this!"

    • @girlie294girlie
      @girlie294girlie 4 года назад

      There are a lot of republicans in that crowd...

  • @fairy5668
    @fairy5668 5 лет назад +68

    "I'm black"
    "And I'm gay"
    "And I'm both women?"

    • @Bxbygwxrl
      @Bxbygwxrl 4 года назад +5

      And I’m every woman🤣

  • @mistertee5000
    @mistertee5000 6 лет назад +433

    Boring audience this time, yikes. I'm still so enamoured with the whole concept of this sketch...it's just so goddamn on point and on time.

    • @guilhermesfk
      @guilhermesfk 6 лет назад +4

      I liked the sketch as well. But I think the timing of the jokes suffered a bit.

    • @traceyr579
      @traceyr579 6 лет назад +1

      I normally love this segment, but this one was ...not good. And it sounded like maybe 8 people were in the audience

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 6 лет назад +5

      It's a tough call, but I think "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" is the best segment.

    • @singe0diabolique
      @singe0diabolique 6 лет назад +4

      @@Dorian_sapiens Yep!!!

    • @benjiwyatt8812
      @benjiwyatt8812 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, the timing was off. I would have appreciated the "How do I look?" "White." joke if they gave enough time for the audience's laughter to fade before telling it. It went by too quickly and felt under-the-radar.

  • @mihajlo961x
    @mihajlo961x 6 лет назад +21

    I just love how much fun they have, and how human they are. It's ok to mess up and laugh about it!

  • @Charlierose214
    @Charlierose214 6 лет назад +8

    I absolutely love when Seth messes up his lines/jokes, but when he messes them up with Amber there it's even more special! 😂❤️

  • @wildwesley9328
    @wildwesley9328 6 лет назад +569

    Ok. Amber’s jokes were hilarious. Tough room, I guess?

    • @martha6482
      @martha6482 6 лет назад +71

      MaxXx SH Probably a room of awkward white people afraid to laugh at racial jokes

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 6 лет назад +5

      Not enough Jews

    • @summerwilken3593
      @summerwilken3593 6 лет назад +45

      I cackled when the audience got uncomfortable. It makes it so much funnier.

    • @EricaShady10171972
      @EricaShady10171972 6 лет назад +2

      You must be black and innocent to not realize that the audience was uncomfortable with her jokes. If you're White, then you scare me. Because it means that you are comfortable with people joking about sending something black to the back of the bus. 🚌😱😱😱

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 6 лет назад +19

      Erica Shady
      Umm... what?

  • @jessehernandez1081
    @jessehernandez1081 6 лет назад +55

    This segment has been getting better.

  • @just-trying-my-best-everyday
    @just-trying-my-best-everyday 4 года назад +9

    I just want a sitcom starring these three. MAKE IT HAPPEN ALREADY!

    • @rayshoup5334
      @rayshoup5334 Год назад

      YAS!!!!! This needs to be pitched

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 6 лет назад +694

    "How do I look?" ""White" 😀

  • @petermatthews3729
    @petermatthews3729 6 лет назад +61

    This is when Late Night is really back from Holiday break, when we get a jokes Seth can't tell.

    • @ainumahtar
      @ainumahtar 6 лет назад

      The fact they present it like this only emphasizes the...ah hell, never mind, I guess you'd miss the point of that too >.>

    • @NickKrillin
      @NickKrillin 6 лет назад +3

      Its not a freedom of speech issue at all. The "can't" is more of shouldn't

  • @MrDjsmooth87
    @MrDjsmooth87 6 лет назад +65

    🖕🏾🤣HANDS DOWN Amber killed it! Lol

    • @stevenlee8148
      @stevenlee8148 6 лет назад

      Amber always kills it!!! she needs her own show

  • @Toxicfox63
    @Toxicfox63 6 лет назад +43

    This will always be my favorite bit.

  • @notlobparrot3057
    @notlobparrot3057 6 лет назад +141

    This might be the worst crowd I've ever seen for this segment. Wake up, tourists!

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 6 лет назад

      maybe they didn't want to see a segment they've "only done seven hundred times".

    • @notlobparrot3057
      @notlobparrot3057 6 лет назад +11

      @@soth1sol More like a dozen or so. It's called hyberbole.

    • @Human70780
      @Human70780 6 лет назад

      They probably think they'll be called racist homophobes if they laugh at the jokes since thats the environment this segment promotes

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet 6 лет назад +18

      @@Human70780 People that think that really don't understand humor...this segment points out the humor of stereotypes...and being that I AM one I think it's freakin' hilarious!

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 6 лет назад +2

      @Erica Gamet, don't bother! Some folks just can't fathom certain types of humour! 😅 It's sad, really.

  • @Azzkicker12345
    @Azzkicker12345 6 лет назад +78

    FAVORITE SEGMENT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 6 лет назад +3

      Amber says, ''WHUTTT???"....I like it a little more.

  • @catwmn2345
    @catwmn2345 6 лет назад +188

    These are the only videos I give a thumbs up in the first ten seconds :D

  • @jamesmarieellison
    @jamesmarieellison 6 лет назад +59

    Best Segment but anything with Amber in it will always make me smile.

  • @seasalllover
    @seasalllover 6 лет назад +103

    this is my favorite segment

  • @nunchucktaylor3488
    @nunchucktaylor3488 6 лет назад +110

    Amber Ruffin’s gonna be 40 tomorrow. She looks good.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 6 лет назад +2

      Happy Birthday Amber!

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet 6 лет назад +21

      I just said, "Whaaaat?" in my best (read: awful) Amber voice.

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 6 лет назад +23

      Black don't crack - is a joke Seth can't tell.

    • @spoopy3963
      @spoopy3963 6 лет назад +15

      what the hell? i thought she was in her mid to late twenties

    • @AlexTheCrayChick
      @AlexTheCrayChick 5 лет назад +4

      WHAT

  • @2010mceric
    @2010mceric 6 лет назад

    Don't ever stop this bit or apologize for it. It's gold every time.

  • @katherinelawrence6059
    @katherinelawrence6059 6 лет назад +2

    I like their chemistry. Even when the jokes are flat, the presentation is fun.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 6 лет назад +76

    0:33 I see all Jenny's jokes about Seth's haircut have started to get to him.

  • @MrWillcapone
    @MrWillcapone 6 лет назад +67

    Amber is a treasure

  • @frankenviews4069
    @frankenviews4069 6 лет назад +1

    All the jokes were good. I think Seth's audience is just so comfortable with the bit that they just want it to continue without so many pauses for laughs

  • @DarkMario1000
    @DarkMario1000 6 лет назад +1

    This had me laughing from start to finish. I'm glad the mess-up occurred because it added to what was one of the best JSCT bits in 2018

  • @Mary_Jacobs
    @Mary_Jacobs 6 лет назад +2

    Legit consistently one of my favorite "bits" on this show. You're the greatest non-Jon Stewart Disciple on "late night TV" (only qualifying that because Oliver and Minhaj aren't REALLY "late night hosts", nothing to do with you, very much a late night host), and I genuinely mean that as highest of praise.

  • @happygringa
    @happygringa 6 лет назад

    this segment is just seth showing off how diverse their writer's room is and i am 100% for it all the time

  • @camilleboutaud8309
    @camilleboutaud8309 4 года назад

    They have way too much fun doing this bit, I love it !!!!! So refreshing to watch

  • @mateoconk
    @mateoconk 6 лет назад +11

    Braid was a great touch.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +76

    In Canada, we call that extra 15 lbs 'Molson Muscle'.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 лет назад +2

      Labatt's lard

    • @damncows
      @damncows 6 лет назад +2

      bought and paid for eh

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 6 лет назад +2

      I like 'cake shelf' , that's where mine came from

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 6 лет назад

      It's the official "Canadian Physic" for men over 40, and women from NS.

    • @fishy9465
      @fishy9465 4 года назад

      @@halkael2317 drag race?

  • @rogerkomula8057
    @rogerkomula8057 6 лет назад +2

    Thank you for this recurring bit. It is my favorite besides A Closer Look. If I get one laugh, it makes my day.

  • @ttisol
    @ttisol 6 лет назад +2

    "Which one did you think you were, black or a woman?" 😂 I want to be friends with Amber.

  • @mileslaw
    @mileslaw 6 лет назад +2

    The reactions to Amber's jokes is just perfect

  • @allyp305
    @allyp305 5 лет назад

    Its wild throughout every ‘jokes seth cant tell’ the difference in audience laughter between amber and jenny
    i love how amber delights in the reactions

  • @CNWhatImSaiyan
    @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 лет назад +13

    No way I’m watching that dumpster fire, right now! 🤣

  • @aprilwearsgucci
    @aprilwearsgucci 6 лет назад +78

    Sorry I'm late. I was busy watching Stormy Daniels fold her laundry.

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb 6 лет назад +4

      that sounds like innuendo

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 6 лет назад

      lmao

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 6 лет назад +10

      In a year, everyone will have forgotten the context and you will get the most confused comments right here.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 лет назад +2

      L a u n d r y
      Geez

    • @nadiavoun7137
      @nadiavoun7137 6 лет назад

      I did too 😳

  • @AccidentalLyrics
    @AccidentalLyrics 6 лет назад +4

    This comedy team is fantastic

  • @Jethwright
    @Jethwright 6 лет назад +1

    0:36 I feel like Wally the Cue Card Guy is slowly starting to rebel against Seth haha

    • @Karibuoy
      @Karibuoy 5 лет назад

      Right! ☺
      - And I am gay
      - And I AM NOT!

  • @pandorafox3944
    @pandorafox3944 6 лет назад +58

    Amber is so cute

  • @amandaduberry2216
    @amandaduberry2216 5 лет назад

    The murder conviction had me in tears 😂😂

  • @larshansson1953
    @larshansson1953 6 лет назад +17

    It's not fat, it's resting muscles

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 6 лет назад +2

    2:40 : 🤣 and 😍 at the same time.

  • @SomePotato
    @SomePotato 6 лет назад

    There were quite a few this time that Seth could have told. Still my favorite segment!

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 6 лет назад

    That is the greatest Rosa Parks joke ever. If there's a museum exhibit with that theme, they'll have to make room for this newcomer somehow.

  • @-6.0
    @-6.0 6 лет назад +2

    Ambers punch line was literally my thought as Seth was setting up the fried chicken joke.

  • @cazimmelkic
    @cazimmelkic 6 лет назад +41

    NO WALL
    NO WALL
    NO WALL

  • @caitlinsheppard9430
    @caitlinsheppard9430 5 лет назад +1

    When Seth said, "ONCE I STOP GETTING INTERRUPTED!!!!", they should have responded with "welcome to our world..."

  • @maddykae4415
    @maddykae4415 3 года назад

    yes i am binging all of these and loving every second of it

  • @UpToWill
    @UpToWill 6 лет назад +9

    *LOVE THESE JOKES*
    Much love from a mini u-tuber 💕

  • @sweetsugarjones
    @sweetsugarjones 6 лет назад

    Hahaha! Oh, thanks guys, I didn’t realize how much I needed that.

  • @emmgeevideo
    @emmgeevideo 6 лет назад +13

    Amber totally cracks me up. She needs her own show! At least let her guest host once a month.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 6 лет назад +1

      Amber After Hours, Late Late Night Humour and guests with looser language restrictions so she can have real discussions and real laughs. ruin corden

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 5 лет назад

    I come for Amber's cuteness but stay for Jenny's shocked/offended face at the end.

  • @valerieharrison7774
    @valerieharrison7774 6 лет назад +26

    The funniest joke was he saying he had put on muscle!

  • @fisherking7798
    @fisherking7798 5 лет назад

    Ambers face when she says murder conviction 😁😁😁
    Amid all the madness I need me some Amber to keep me sane

  • @previnsnaidu1
    @previnsnaidu1 6 лет назад

    The called the cops on them joke was fucking incredible hahahahahaha

  • @KeithCooper-Albuquerque
    @KeithCooper-Albuquerque 6 лет назад

    Another great video guys! I always love these!

  • @guyfriendo2917
    @guyfriendo2917 6 лет назад

    This is the best segment currently airing on TV. Any channel, any time. How does weekend update get a spinoff and this hasn't yet??

  • @mccallosone4903
    @mccallosone4903 6 лет назад

    the ginger bread people and rosa jokes killed me

  • @tarmaque
    @tarmaque 6 лет назад

    Why did I laugh so hard about the "Crocks" joke?

  • @boatymsboatface3929
    @boatymsboatface3929 4 года назад

    Good stuff as usual, you three!

  • @freebrook
    @freebrook 6 лет назад +1

    i think there's no need to explain this bit for so long anymore

  • @swimmingbyrd6283
    @swimmingbyrd6283 4 года назад

    The oooo's from Amber's jokes are the best!

  • @lauracollier6247
    @lauracollier6247 6 лет назад +1

    When do they get their own show? They're wonderful!!

  • @shreyagirish5400
    @shreyagirish5400 6 лет назад

    love this segment so much, it's the best in late night hands down. seth acknowledging his privilege and not telling certain jokes AND bringing in minorities to tell them is such a great thing to do. go seth meyers and thank you for being an amazingly aware straight white guy

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 6 лет назад +13

    Why don't you try one (about maternity gowns) they said to the guy who helped his wife give birth in their apartment lobby. That was really a joke that Amber couldn't tell.

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 6 лет назад +7

      From his description of events, it doesn't sound like he helped much. First he didn't really believe they needed to rush to the hospital, then he didn't believe the baby was really coming as they were trying to get to the Uber, then there was a baby in his wife's sweatpants.

  • @halinagwozdz5371
    @halinagwozdz5371 6 лет назад +4

    Love this segment; also Jenny = hair goals

  • @Revyloution
    @Revyloution 6 лет назад

    This is my absolute favorite segment from Late Night, followed narrowly by Amber Says What. Not trying to 2nd fiddle the rest, It's the funniest late night show hands down, but these two segments are new, fresh and hilarious.

  • @forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331
    @forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331 6 лет назад

    Amber is so funny, "i couldnt either" haha go Amber 😁

  • @Kite403
    @Kite403 6 лет назад

    Lol the audience was not down for those, I guess, but I loved them :D Great work Seth, Amber, and Jenny!

  • @chrisrichmond1941
    @chrisrichmond1941 6 лет назад

    That Rosa Parks joke was very good. :-)

  • @bridared
    @bridared 6 лет назад +1

    Drunk Seth is the best

  • @FirestoneX
    @FirestoneX 6 лет назад

    Those 2 need their own show together

  • @Bumbleshepherd
    @Bumbleshepherd 6 лет назад +1

    Ahhh. I love this segment

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 6 лет назад

    I always love the ending!

  • @traceyjones7551
    @traceyjones7551 6 лет назад

    Jamaica!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍 I will definitely take that free trip.

  • @kevinreardon2558
    @kevinreardon2558 6 лет назад

    I really love that bit.

  • @TheDuality0fMan
    @TheDuality0fMan 6 лет назад

    This segment always has me dying.

  • @MagicAndReason
    @MagicAndReason 6 лет назад +5

    Please add 2:42 to the Amber post-joke pose/dance reel.

  • @dondonaldson1684
    @dondonaldson1684 6 лет назад +25

    Surprised that Jenny missed a punchline on the taste of women's hair?

    • @aaronwcampbell00
      @aaronwcampbell00 6 лет назад +1

      At least adding with "But will the carpet taste like the drapes?"

    • @dondonaldson1684
      @dondonaldson1684 6 лет назад

      @@aaronwcampbell00maybe there isn't a carpet...

  • @catchnrelease8528
    @catchnrelease8528 5 лет назад

    This bit is AWESOME!

  • @isaacthek
    @isaacthek 6 лет назад

    I always love these

  • @Rachelbee
    @Rachelbee 6 лет назад

    Amber's were especially savage tonight 🔥🔥

  • @nikkorocksalot5254
    @nikkorocksalot5254 6 лет назад

    I love this segment hahaha

  • @YungDubee88
    @YungDubee88 6 лет назад +1

    Audience didn't know if they could laugh at Amber jokes but I did...😁😁😁

  • @squishy93
    @squishy93 6 лет назад

    The murder conviction joke was the best one.

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay 6 лет назад +7

    Dang, that Amber does wonders for my mood

  • @deathbeforedecaf7755
    @deathbeforedecaf7755 6 лет назад

    I love this skit!

  • @oogachaka3447
    @oogachaka3447 6 лет назад +4

    True. Coconut oil scented hair are delicious.

    • @jnuy764
      @jnuy764 6 лет назад +2

      I prefer rose oil scented hair, TBH.😂

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 6 лет назад +2

      Tastes kinda of waxy though.

  • @gawthic1
    @gawthic1 6 лет назад

    Amber and Jenny are both so freakin' adorable.

  • @willington-r9b
    @willington-r9b 6 лет назад

    Hahaha! Please spin this off as its own show!!

  • @juliannemclaughlin6352
    @juliannemclaughlin6352 6 лет назад

    I LOVE THIS SEGMENT

  • @sloucho84
    @sloucho84 6 лет назад

    I'm pretty sure Seth CAN tell that Gingerbread Men joke.

  • @Hustwick
    @Hustwick 6 лет назад

    Amber's jokes were brilliant!

  • @AccidentalNinja
    @AccidentalNinja 6 лет назад

    One of these times he should say "This never works out" instead of "I don't think this'll work out."

  • @jimlawton4184
    @jimlawton4184 6 лет назад

    Seriously though, it's been several weeks since airing and we've missed you! Do you ABSOLUTELY have to take a Closer Look break the second show you return this year? It's the reason myself and a lot of other people watch your show. You already only have 4 shows a week, why waste time? Stewart did it 4 nights a week, Colbert does it 5 nights a week. You are hilarious and insightful and to be honest, the world needs more Closer Looks.

  • @vincentfranklin17
    @vincentfranklin17 6 лет назад

    This kills me!!!
    😊😊😊

  • @cindyd.01
    @cindyd.01 5 лет назад

    omg I love Amber's shirt so much :D And also Amber and Jenny in general. :)