Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Admiral Blackbar, Lesbian Handshakes

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  • Опубликовано: 12 июн 2018
  • There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about lesbian sex positions.
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  • @sonofawil
    @sonofawil 6 лет назад +611

    “I wonder what they’re eating.” Delivered like a friggen champ Jenny!

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 6 лет назад +32

      the facial expression after was priceless

    • @FridaEstensen
      @FridaEstensen 6 лет назад +36

      I assume from that delivery alone that Jenny is excellent at flirting/picking up women.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 3 года назад +1

      @@FridaEstensen This woman is thoroughly charmed.

    • @cwalker6911
      @cwalker6911 3 года назад

      Yesss smooth ass delivery

  • @RoeLuv1
    @RoeLuv1 6 лет назад +426

    "cut back to me" lol

    • @confusedwhale
      @confusedwhale 5 лет назад +3

      We'll always come back for Amber...
      Wait a second...

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 5 лет назад +7

      and they did... Because she is the queen.

  • @zaw408
    @zaw408 6 лет назад +741

    I love when Seth and the staff enjoy themselves as much as we enjoy watching the show. Makes it so much more genuine.

    • @Pulse22
      @Pulse22 6 лет назад +5

      Zeinoun Awad This is why he was good at Weekend Update. He generally enjoyed whatever characters the other cast members came up with and amplified their performances with his giddiness.

    • @ODUBlue
      @ODUBlue 3 года назад

      Can't help but see a lot of Conan influences in his work, especially that of the past year. Both cut their teeth at SNL, were given Late Night by Lorne, HEAVILY involve their staff (and those segments REGULARLY crush the celeb interviews for the most part), are masters of improv, self-deprecating, and highly intelligent humor, both have a connection to New England from their formative years... I could go on, and this is just off the top of my head. Raw, audience-less Late Night being a freight train of amazingness has helped me get over my sadness that Conan's time in late night has come to a close (yes, I know about HBO Max, but that's a completely different topic).

  • @rgarlinyc
    @rgarlinyc 6 лет назад +686

    "I wonder what they're eating...?" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @foedickson6128
      @foedickson6128 6 лет назад +21

      I guess imma get diabetes too then...worth it.

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 6 лет назад +11

      Hmmm...I recommend a government-sponsored investigation into this matter. The results should also be widely available in every bookstore with full color foldouts.

    • @tc2241
      @tc2241 6 лет назад +2

      😏

    • @jaschul
      @jaschul 6 лет назад

      TBH , I get tired of Jenny telling the same joke every time 😐

    • @3rdrevant
      @3rdrevant 6 лет назад +3

      Honey

  • @rishabhpb
    @rishabhpb 6 лет назад +564

    That was a beautiful trainwreck,

  • @AlJalandhari
    @AlJalandhari 6 лет назад +1983

    They were having so much fun it ruined the punchlines... And that was adorable

    • @andyh027
      @andyh027 6 лет назад +91

      AlJalandhari - I was just going to comment on how great it is to watch funny people who like each other have so much fun together. I love the new Late Night so much.

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 6 лет назад +15

      So true. Loved it!

    • @scottweiss9618
      @scottweiss9618 6 лет назад +40

      Yeah, the very real chemistry between the 3 of them made this the best "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" ever. I hope the Producer caught whatever it was so that he or she can do it again next time.

    • @michaelgarcia2024
      @michaelgarcia2024 6 лет назад

      Lesbians ARE NOT GAY! There's nothing gay about a lesbian!

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 6 лет назад +15

      The punchline has become watching them have so much damn fun and trying to make Seth break. Best segment on late night.

  • @sparksoffyou
    @sparksoffyou 6 лет назад +149

    Amber’s reactions to Jenny’s jokes are the best part.

  • @kaykay12152
    @kaykay12152 6 лет назад +590

    *Admiral Blackbar is always late*
    AMBERRRRR xDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 6 лет назад +1

      If Admiral Blackbar was late, wouldn't she have said "It's a trap" *after* Seth got in trouble for telling the joke? 🤔

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 6 лет назад +1

      ... i dont get it?

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 6 лет назад +4

      look up CP time.

    • @MattSSPP
      @MattSSPP 6 лет назад +1

      The "trap" was the handshake. She was late

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 5 лет назад

      @@chatoyerhuggins2894 PolyChronic people's time?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +94

    "I wonder what they're eating" got me. Coffee everywhere.

  • @davideinfeld4815
    @davideinfeld4815 6 лет назад +192

    Gotta love the chemistry of these three.

  • @Rye-Ann
    @Rye-Ann 6 лет назад +83

    “Cut back to me!” God, I love Amber!!

  • @weepingserpentsongsingswit6151
    @weepingserpentsongsingswit6151 6 лет назад +287

    I love this segment. They are so adorable.

  • @TA-cf4ke
    @TA-cf4ke 6 лет назад +404

    Can we all take a moment to bow to Queen Amber

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 6 лет назад +11

      Actually, she's been demoted to Admiral.

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 6 лет назад +3

      *bows*

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx 6 лет назад +5

      Judging from YT comments, most of us would if we ran into her. Her laugh is infectious.

  • @decoydamsel
    @decoydamsel 4 года назад +24

    The airy way she says "And we're both women." will never stop being cute.

  • @yasminmohamed2965
    @yasminmohamed2965 6 лет назад +44

    AMBER ,I DONT WANT TO BE DEMOTED FROM QUEEN…..STILL LAUGHING .

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 6 лет назад +64

    Jenny has the best comedic eyebrows since Groucho Marx.

  • @nanisimo
    @nanisimo 6 лет назад +520

    Best sketch on late-night

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 6 лет назад

      Emilio Doménech Yes!!!!

    • @MrRacecourser
      @MrRacecourser 6 лет назад

      Conchita Mendez 😂😂

    • @awesomeperson7811
      @awesomeperson7811 6 лет назад +1

      It’s up there with the Point, Counterpoint where Amber fired a confetti gun at herself

  • @3535hannah
    @3535hannah 6 лет назад +356

    Where is the lie tho?

  • @robertodelosangeles1310
    @robertodelosangeles1310 5 лет назад +13

    The chemistry between these guys is just great! You can tell they genuinely enjoy one another’s company. Even when the jokes aren’t funny, just watching these segments makes me smile....

  • @KKbook
    @KKbook 6 лет назад +68

    CUT BACK TO ME! 😂😂😂

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 6 лет назад +2

      KKbook As always Amber is funny and cute as all get out 💗

  • @djisar-official
    @djisar-official 6 лет назад +187

    One of the best of these segments ever! Laughed nonstop!!!

  • @Sherubiiii
    @Sherubiiii 6 лет назад +12

    tbh, the best part of this whole segment is how much fun they're all having.

  • @beckelmore8448
    @beckelmore8448 6 лет назад +40

    That eyebrow raise tho 😏

  • @atomiccrouton
    @atomiccrouton 6 лет назад +185

    I really needed to see this and was afraid you stopped running this segment

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 6 лет назад +5

      Alex Talbot i really feel the need to spread the gospel, so if you haven't watched Seth's Golden Globes monologue, you really should. You're in for a treat

    • @dragoncurveenthusiast
      @dragoncurveenthusiast 6 лет назад +1

      Energy Core
      Thank you! Just, thank you! :-D
      ruclips.net/video/bMQJPsZsL00/видео.html

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 6 лет назад +9

    These people are having too much fun and it just makes it funnier.
    And OMG Amber is CUTE CUTE CUTE!
    And Jenny's eyebrows are so mischievous it's wonderful.

  • @conflictofincest6629
    @conflictofincest6629 6 лет назад +243

    I wonder what they are eating 😂

  • @KaygeeAllah
    @KaygeeAllah 5 лет назад +6

    Seth: Hey, Amber...would you ever want to become a princess?
    Amber: No...I’m not interested in a demotion from Queen.
    #Perfect!

  • @lilaclizard4504
    @lilaclizard4504 6 лет назад +5

    They didn't cut back to their usual pose at the end :(
    Anyone else thinking it was because they were still rolling on the floor laughing & couldn't achieve a straight face for it?
    Wish I worked there, clearly SO much fun behind the scenes! love it!

  • @lillieleach4299
    @lillieleach4299 6 лет назад +35

    Amber: *hasn't stopped talking*
    Amber: Seth, DANG, will you tell a joke?
    Same, girl, same

  • @sarahg3089
    @sarahg3089 6 лет назад +21

    They all seem drunk. And I’m totally here for it!

  • @ShhhutUp
    @ShhhutUp 6 лет назад +43

    Amber is precious. Protect her at all cost!

  • @rsand2009
    @rsand2009 6 лет назад +4

    "I wonder what they're eating?" *raises eyebrows* xD

  • @singe0diabolique
    @singe0diabolique 6 лет назад +70

    I love these 3 so much!

  • @jplmedley
    @jplmedley 6 лет назад +17

    I love these three - they are a such a great team together and having so much fun!

  • @erenkyoko9128
    @erenkyoko9128 5 лет назад +1

    I swear every time Jenny smirks and wiggles her eyebrows my heart gives out a little.

  • @cwsohio
    @cwsohio 6 лет назад +127

    Amber you are my queen!

  • @carltonbanks2351
    @carltonbanks2351 6 лет назад +1

    " 'Cause I'm not interested in a demotion from queen" 😂😂 I love Amber.

  • @Nylak-Otter
    @Nylak-Otter 6 лет назад +14

    This is my favorite segment.

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean 6 лет назад +59

    Seth Meyers makes my day. We need another "ya burnt" segment

    • @cynthiaconey7317
      @cynthiaconey7317 6 лет назад +1

      Collin McLean yes please ! another ya burnt!also I know I'm not the only one who had Jesus Christ super shtick running thru my head for days.I would start singing it outloud then I'd try to explain it to people (hard to explain)

    • @robertoescorcia4817
      @robertoescorcia4817 6 лет назад

      I want more Casserole and At This Point Of the Broadcast

  • @sophiaburrell1130
    @sophiaburrell1130 6 лет назад +2

    Love that joke: I don't want to be demoted from a queen to a princess.

  • @IshtheStomach
    @IshtheStomach 6 лет назад +17

    premise of the segment breaks down and becomes a charade of itself... becoming best part of the segment. who ordered the extra meta narrative?

    • @laman012
      @laman012 5 лет назад

      That's what makes it so great.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 6 лет назад +2

    Jenny’s wink tho!

  • @FernandaSilva-zs3ty
    @FernandaSilva-zs3ty 6 лет назад +18

    Jokes Seth can't Tell and A closer look are too good xD. Congrats y'all

    • @irishlad4723
      @irishlad4723 5 лет назад

      Amber Says What is also amazing

  • @ABCDG13
    @ABCDG13 4 года назад +2

    Amber has an infectious smile that makes me giggle!

  • @rexise1989
    @rexise1989 6 лет назад +3

    Love the fact that they couldn't stop laughing

  • @3rdrevant
    @3rdrevant 6 лет назад +2

    I love comparing the old ones to the new ones. In the beginning it was so rigid and on form, and now it's like they don't even care about the punchlines, they're just having fun. It's delicious.

  • @Miollvynir
    @Miollvynir 3 года назад +1

    I died at "I wonder what they're eating."

  • @IAmFJ1
    @IAmFJ1 6 лет назад +10

    Thank you For "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"

  • @debbiedoodiedandi
    @debbiedoodiedandi 6 лет назад +37

    Please...PLEASE don't encourage this! 🤣😂🤣

  • @Kirby.Burgess
    @Kirby.Burgess 6 лет назад +5

    This is delightful and I could watch hours of these three laughing and yelling jokes together 💕

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 лет назад +51

    Lesbian President? I don't know how believable it would be for Americans to vote for another Bush.

    • @SenorGnar
      @SenorGnar 6 лет назад +2

      KingOfMadCows better joke than the segment, which is at once kinda impressive and extremely embarrassing depending on how you look at it

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 6 лет назад

      i'm curious OP, if your name has something to do with Achievement Hunter

  • @iamcornelia
    @iamcornelia 6 лет назад +2

    I ❤️ this segment

  • @mackenzie-kennedy
    @mackenzie-kennedy 6 лет назад +6

    This was the best one yet.

  • @penelopemartindale2075
    @penelopemartindale2075 6 лет назад

    This is one of the BEST “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” ever - I love this & all three of them!

  • @pouncingmoggy
    @pouncingmoggy 6 лет назад +52

    Would've been funny if the punchline to the last joke was 'oval orifice'. ;D

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 6 лет назад +5

      Rob Burgess Seth please hire this guy

    • @shadebug
      @shadebug 6 лет назад +1

      It's funny because the original is a joke related to lesbians whereas this one is just a bad pun on oval office related to nothing

    • @pouncingmoggy
      @pouncingmoggy 6 лет назад +9

      Actually, 'oral' isn't exclusive to one gender or sexuality whereas oval orifice would specifically be a vagina joke. ;)

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 6 лет назад +2

      i don't think he even needed to change the name, just put more emphasis on the *OVAL* Office when talking about the lesbian version.

    • @lexi219
      @lexi219 6 лет назад +1

      Rob Burgess Well, not really since orifices aren't exclusive to one sex or sexuality either. We all have multiple orifices that can be utilized in sex acts, so it wouldn't be specifally a vagina joke.

  • @alaskaslem
    @alaskaslem 6 лет назад +7

    Nailed the ending seth

  • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
    @Rainy-In-The-Desert 6 лет назад +1

    I love how much fun they were having, Seth and his little giggle is the best. Best "Jokes Seth can't tell" yet!

  • @intercat4907
    @intercat4907 4 года назад +2

    Old white guy spitting coffee laughing at young people being silly. Y'all kids have turned out beautiful, and I am proud of you.

  • @JasonFarrTubes
    @JasonFarrTubes 5 лет назад

    This is arguably my favorite desk piece on TV right now. You know what? It is. It is my favorite.

  • @sacrilegiousboi
    @sacrilegiousboi 6 лет назад +3

    He cant tell them but can I laugh at them? Lol

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 6 лет назад +7

    Might be the best thing on late night OR comedy altogether.

  • @shaden6157
    @shaden6157 3 года назад

    " I'm not interested in a demotion from queens" the best line I have ever heard

  • @Trockenshampooleopard
    @Trockenshampooleopard 6 лет назад +1

    Jenny has the darkest laugh I've ever heard. And I love it!

  • @blueisback3683
    @blueisback3683 6 лет назад +3

    I love this bit and this might have been the best one yet

  • @cosmicphoto05
    @cosmicphoto05 6 лет назад

    They raise the bar every time with this sketch, and once again, they killed.

  • @mattjohnston2
    @mattjohnston2 6 лет назад +19

    Admiral BLACKBAR!!!!

  • @TheMystique29
    @TheMystique29 6 лет назад

    So much good chemistry between them. I totally could watch them for an whole hour and doing just this

  • @xiomara5147
    @xiomara5147 5 лет назад +1

    This was the best “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” I’ve ever seen. Hilarious! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @ozlekosusturu
    @ozlekosusturu 6 лет назад

    "cut back to me" ICONIC

  • @Kfroguar
    @Kfroguar 6 лет назад

    I love watching these dorks enjoy themselves

  • @silvasaurusrex
    @silvasaurusrex 5 лет назад +1

    Thank you all for not depriving us of these jokes. It's so great to see our differences celebrated from a healthy, fun place. Keep up the good work Late Night!

  • @gordon4385
    @gordon4385 6 лет назад +2

    Amber has the most infectious laugh.

  • @drewflesia
    @drewflesia 6 лет назад

    Best one yet. Watching you all try not to laugh and loose it is the icing on the cake

  • @saratadesse8048
    @saratadesse8048 6 лет назад

    omg i giggled so much throughout this sketch. them fallin out n giggling was so cute aha

  • @azib958
    @azib958 6 лет назад +5

    Best segment on late night!!!!!

  • @toncitos
    @toncitos 6 лет назад

    I no longer watch it to laugh from the jokes but to appreciate how much they enjoy what they are doing, it's so good

  • @AJB9806
    @AJB9806 6 лет назад

    This segment is BRILLIANT.

  • @kenthomas1109
    @kenthomas1109 2 года назад

    Always my favorite segment. I love how much fun they’re having.

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 5 месяцев назад

    So much chemistry!

  • @kennyduren0831
    @kennyduren0831 5 лет назад

    This was so messy and by far my favorite. You can tell how much fun they're having.

  • @ArabellaTurner
    @ArabellaTurner 5 лет назад

    I love this bit so much. Every time I watch them genuinely crack up I get super happy. Especially when Amber laughs. Her laugh is one of the most contagious things in the entire world!

  • @ammaleslie509
    @ammaleslie509 2 года назад

    These three are having too much fun!

  • @madiskin
    @madiskin 6 лет назад

    They are too precious together, this segment brightened my day ❤️

  • @habbogigi
    @habbogigi 6 лет назад +2

    my favorite segment

  • @jcobbs4523
    @jcobbs4523 6 лет назад

    That wink killed me! 😂 😎

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 6 лет назад +86

    Where's Oprah's Commencement address?

    • @MBA2804
      @MBA2804 6 лет назад +11

      You didnt see it? a black woman and a lesbian co-hosting a predominantly male show

  • @Ethan-yk3hi
    @Ethan-yk3hi 6 лет назад

    These are always my favorite,they're adorable 😂

  • @sulsulii810
    @sulsulii810 6 лет назад

    Best one of these so far

  • @kobihab1039
    @kobihab1039 6 лет назад

    My favorite thing about this is how much fun they’re all clearly having

  • @ryugami
    @ryugami 6 лет назад

    I love how much fun you were having!

  • @AkshayVasant
    @AkshayVasant 6 лет назад

    Seth breaking character so often was the best part!

  • @Deking24
    @Deking24 6 лет назад +54

    Yes queen amber

  • @4nooviembre
    @4nooviembre 4 года назад

    i love how seth has always shared his plataform ❤️

  • @Evelyn_Okay
    @Evelyn_Okay 6 лет назад

    This is my FAVORITE segment on RUclips! ❤❤❤

  • @TheBizzle1984
    @TheBizzle1984 4 года назад

    This is the best one yet!!!!!

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 6 лет назад +32

    Bad times make for the best comedy I guess.

  • @JentorKyoko
    @JentorKyoko 6 лет назад

    Easily there best one yet. They have so much fun with each other.

  • @amanpanda4497
    @amanpanda4497 6 лет назад

    This trio is by far the best of late night shows

  • @subpoprec
    @subpoprec 6 лет назад

    This “Jokes Seth Could Have Told 10 Years Ago” bit is great.

  • @LtJackboot
    @LtJackboot 4 года назад

    These three need more than just a segment together, they should have an entire show.