Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Starbucks' First Black Female COO, Lesbian Nuns
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2017
- There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about what lesbians and nuns have in common.
» Subscribe to Late Night: bit.ly/LateNightSeth
» Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: www.nbc.com/late-night-with-se...
» Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
LATE NIGHT ON SOCIAL
Follow Late Night on Twitter: / latenightseth
Like Late Night on Facebook: / latenightseth
Find Late Night on Tumblr: / latenightseth
Connect with Late Night on Google+: plus.google.com/+LateNightSet...
Late Night with Seth Meyers on RUclips features A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy, and topical monologue jokes.
NBC ON SOCIAL
Like NBC: / nbc
Follow NBC: / nbc
NBC Tumblr: / nbctv
NBC Pinterest: / nbctv
NBC Google+: plus.google.com/+NBC
RUclips: / nbc
NBC Instagram: / nbc
Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Starbucks' First Black Female COO, Lesbian Nuns- Late Night with Seth Meyers
• Jokes Seth Can't Tell:...
Late Night with Seth Meyers
/ latenightseth #JokesSethCantTell #LNSM #SethMeyers 
Приколы
"Except the gays won." _ooooooooooooooooooooooh_
Aurora Häkli shots fired!
Damn fuckin right we did
Someone needs to take the Confederacy to the burn ward (again)
SAVAGE!
mic drop moment right there
"But since it was white, it got to live"😂😂😂😂
They actually did let it live and released it back into the ocean but because it was a female carrying eggs.
Although if I could've kept it, I would have let it live because living rare specimens are cooler than dead ones.
The fact that Seth looked at her after that was what made me weak XDD i think he got hurt
I will NEVER get tired of this skit.
This is mi second time. Not a diferente
I feel like Seth could have told the rainbow flag one because the ultimate target was Confederates, not gay people. It's everybody's job to make fun of Confederates.
Yeah. And it wasn't the only one. Punching up humour at its best.
Marissa Harrington-Verb To be fair the joke of the skit is that Seth COULD tell all these jokes.
Why is it that only the South reenacts the Civil War, and yet they still lose? :)
Buchertm. Trump believes the Union beat the Confederates because of superior air power.Sad, so sad
Marissa Harrington-Verb. Is it politically correct to make jokes about Gay Confederates?.
Seth must be a slow learner. He falls for it every time.
He's the Charlie Brown of late night TV.
You know that him doing that is just part of the shtick of the segment, right? He's not actually falling for anything.
Opaqueandblue From my phone you do know they’re joking?
@@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339 Yep...that one flew over your head.
He is so unaccustomed to negative feedback that he represses it
"except we won!" 😁😁😁😁😁
I absolutely loved "Where did all the applause go?!" I could rewatch all day
Is it me or these jokes are getting sharper???
I like it!!!!
Right!? Even the girls were like, "woah, can we tell these jokes?" Fantastic segment, I enjoy it every time
This always cracks me up... their over acting has me in stitches 😂
finally they shake up the ending so it doesn't get old. good job!
I like this ending better.
Alternative Spicer How did James Corden's lips felt on your jowls?
This segment is hilarious.
they were so sharp in this one, I couldn't laugh.
I was cheering.
BIG ups on "minority stake (steak) barbecue ribs" :D
and the rest must get even better, judging by the comments...
jenifer divine I'm using that one lol
Omg yes haha Amber went in guns blazing and it's amazing
Amber is just lovely
... and Amber is soo cute D:
I love her "Proactive and Nasty" "Prince" song XD
Excellent job on the twist ending. Someone show this to M. Night so he can learn what a twist actualy is.
Tyler Crowley z burn🔥
Amber _ M Night Shamalyan... Ya Burnt!
Best twist ending for a mnightshamalamadingdong film is finding out you got there 2 hours late for a 2 hour 5 minute 🎥
Have you seen his most recent film split?
And then the movie revealed that Seth Meyers had been a black lesbian ALL ALONG.
I *NEED* more of this in my life
I honestly thought the joke was gonna be that you have to watch the original Xena: Warrior Princess.
Well were they?! Yes they were.
Ok.
I love this bit! Also, give Amber her own show!
Amber says WHAT is a gem
Venti cocoa mochacinno.
Easily the happiest thing on the Internets is this segment.
Yeah, this segment is my favorite thing about this show. The two fingers joke was awesome!
"Except the gays won"
Thanks for spicing it up at the end :)
“Except the gays won!” I about died from laughing SO hard!😂
"well, were they?" "yes" lol
best segment after a closer look.
Love this segment. Wish they would do it more.
So I'm guessing this time all black women and lesbians aren't liars. Ha~ha.
This is by far my favorite segment.
This is always my favorite segment, they need their own show!
Never mind the audience, this is really great. More of this. PLEASE
I love it whenever Amber says, "How DARE you!"
Lol I love this part of the show 😄
Please do more
Amber is amazing
That 'minority stake' joke was fallin' off the bone good.
I love Jenny's hair, so amazing!
Aside from monologues, this and Amber Says What are the two funniest things in Late Night Shows nowadays! Well done, guys!
"I'll take two fingers, said the lesbians." Lol
The Gays won had me doubled over laughing 😂
I love everything about this segment and I hope they never cancel it.
“Where did all the applause go?” Underrated ad lib 😂
This is such a brilliant segment.
I love Amber and Jenny! This segment always makes me smile.
I LOVE this segment - please keep them coming :D
When Seth turns his head back and forth between Amber and Jenny he looks like a muppet. LOL
Bless the uploaded captions, LNSM, thank youuuuuu!!!!
This was Savage & the flag joke and Lobster joke... I was like “Ohhhh Burnnnnn”
1:10 Watching Amber drop her punchline and bask in the groans is my aesthetic
FUCKING AWESOME, you should do this more often, you guys work so good together, amazing chemistry
Damn. Hit every one. They had me laughing so hard I was crying in my tea - or someone's. Hell, I don't even drink the stuff.
I want Amber to get her own show someday. XOXO
This is still one of my favorite segments.
Always nice to watch this segment. and soooooo glad to skip the intro. BTW, I don't know what product you change among your makeup, Amber, but you look super fantastic. Keep using it.
I love this segment.... it just looks like so much fun!!
OH MY GOD. NO HOLDS BARRED. I LOVE IT.
These ladies were on FIRE today.
This is one of my favorite segments. You 3 are so hilarious together! You should do this more often.
I watch these by the dozen, over and over again.
I love this segment, please keep them coming!!!
i just adore him and his writers. they're amazing and they're all so tight
Amazing as always
These are getting better and better
IM OBSESSED WITH THESE SKETCHES!!
A very good shake up at the end. This is, by far, the best skit Seth does.
Hehe! Love his segment.
Awesome!
I love these so much
“WELL WERE THEY?”
“yes, they were.”
Lol. When he's looking back and forth at them, his movements somehow reminded me of a muppet. Maybe he's got a little physical comedy inside him.
"Where did all the applause go?!?"🤣
Love these skits
This segment is my favorite!!!!!
This is differently the best segment on late night television right now.
I LOVE this segment!
I love this segment.
Love, love , Seth!
Funniest line: "Where did all the applause go?"
This is my fav segment of the whole show. So good.
Love this model of joke-telling. Hope to see it again soon!
THIS ONE WAS THE BEST ONE YET. Seth even got a reprise!
Great to see the boundaries pushed at the end!
bravo
I love how Amber dances a little when the jokes get applause.
These are the best
I hate when they Seth to do one cause it means the bit is ending
This was the best one yet. SO GOOD.
the minority steak joke had me peeing and crying lol
That minority steaks joke was...amazing.
I love these segments and this one was even funnier than the previous ones =)
Best Yet!
AMBER, is so adorable!!!!!!!!!!! 😍
This one was specially good!
I love this
I like the 'do it, do it' part
Jokes Seth Can't Tell AND Back in My Day? Finally, America is great again!
This is the best Segment.
the cutest part of the show