Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Penguins, National Color Day
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- Опубликовано: 29 окт 2018
- There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about the peach emoji.
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One thing I love about Seth is that he'll muscle through a show no matter how sick he is ^^
Also, Amber's pancake joke slayed me haha
@Dream Delirium - Calm down. It's just a silly joke, just like all the "black people" and "lesbian" jokes they tell in this segment. We black women don't all have big butts either. Amber herself doesn't even have a big butt. As far as white women from the 40s and 50s, honestly many white women from recent decades seem as though they'd rather be stick thin with no curves than be shapely like the women back then.
I noticed that in the segment before this one. He is sick.
@@Kindred04 - _I've_ had a BIG peach emoji ever since I developed! And as you can see from my avatar, I'm a white American Presbyterian female bunny with ninja leanings born before The Advent of _Baby Got Back._
Some of us white women were SAVED by that song in the 1990s... We still laugh at the pancake butt jokes, tho. Like this one & Chapelle's.
It’s weird how just a couple of years later going to work a little sick is not acceptable at all
@@ricardotramirez Yeah, that concept has NOT aged well.
When I find a dress that has pockets, I buy it in every possible color.
Why you look into my soul?!
Just learn how to sew already, it's not that hard.
OMG ... I know it s been a while but i was a fan of your song i used to listen to them all day long. You were a really talented singer. I don't know what you are doing now but I am sure tou are rocking it.
....so youve never bought a dress, got it.
That makes me so happy to hear! I teach Kindergarten now, so I had to mark a bunch of my videos private, due to content concerns, but I am doing well! I play to my students almost every day.
Not gonna lie, I actually did say "Oh my god yes!" at the part about dresses with pockets.
Glad I'm not the only one.
I don't even wear dresses and I was like, "MMMM, yes please!!"
Oh good, you get it. Can you explain it to me? I guess it's not because they can diddle themselves through the pockets?
Wow, no, J. Bobst. Not even close.
Women are systemically pocket-deprived in our culture, not only in dresses, but in pants and everything else as well. At least so I read, since I'm a man and completely oblivious to even the idea of not having pockets readily available to hold my wallet and keys and stuff at all times. Here, read this:
pudding.cool/2018/08/pockets/
I was stunned about 10 years ago when I was at the horse races, minding my own business, checking out womens bums when I saw a dress with pockets!
It's true I swear!
Amber's really fucking loving this one, she's so adorable.
No.
The best!! Love her.
"The play was made possible by a contribution from and anonymous donor" 😏👍
That one was great
No it sank in pretty quick, faster than usual, and much cleaner
It's just a real quality joke. It's more witty than funny. I didn't crack up, but I did give a thumbs up and an impressed nod at my screen.
Took me a min to get that one
THE POCKET REACTIONS ARE REALLLLLL! 🤣
"I've never heard those noises."
I adore pockets!!!
How did she keep a straight face after bush gardens? 😂
"A dress with pockets" ahahahahahaha that killed me.....lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm with you on the dresses with pockets. That's the first thing I exclaim when someone compliments my pocketed dresses. "IT HAS POCKETS!!"
(Society+ and Holy Clothing both have dresses and skirts with awesome, deep pockets! And flattering plus-sizes, so bonus!)
I go for Collectif for really solid vintage styles with great pockets - also great for plus sizes!
Also eShakti - the prices run kind of high, but it's really quality material and every single dress they make has BPE - big pocket energy.
This, this is like a _treasure trove_ of plus+pocket advice! [happy sob!]
My favourite thing about this comment section is that it’s 90% people talking about how great dresses with pockets are 😂😂 #TheRealHolyGrail
I remember my first dress with pockets... it was a revelation
Adding pockets to dresses and skirts was part of why I learned to sew.
@@neuralmute oh my god, you can ADD pockets to dresses and skirts :O I don't even wear dresses and skirts anymore and I still feel the need to get this out there, this is a revelation
@@GaH.Hassan I hardly ever wear them anymore either! XD But it's not even very hard to do - every woman, and guy who likes mixing things up, NEEDS to learn how to do this! I'll bet Bernadette Banner has a tutorial on her channel...
@@neuralmute What, every person has to learn to sew? Why don't you tell everyone to grow their own food too?
Why in the hell did I get goose bumps thinking of a dress with pockets? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jenny want kidding able the orgasms thing! :0
Oh Seth, your poor voice :(
"Somebody get this guy some chicken soup and a scarf!"
„I am gonna nail you guys“
😳😳😳🙂😁😂🤣🤣
indeed!
I am not sure it was intended, snd not a slip up 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😳
peter g hard to hear. 😁😁😁
Seth: "I never heard those noises." I so want to see the rehearsal for this segment.
Aw Seth! A lil sick, feel better ❤
Leina Amatsuji-Berry i appreciate u pointing this out. I was hella selfish and just wondering why he seemed weird. Lol
Have a great Halloween!
I cracked up at dresses with pockets because it's so true! haha
haha 😂✋
Had to hit pause, I mean really pockets! I love pockets!!!
Geri Trevino -Everyone knows they’re a fad. Like the internet.
You can never have too many pockets! Too much stuff in your pockets, yes. But never enough pockets.
I found out about pockets in womens clothing a few months ago and I asked my girlfriend about it and she yelled at me for like an hour about pockets.
@@Code_Geel Sounds about right.
Real talk, one of the best pieces of clothing I own is a dress with actual, honest to god pockets. It's gray and shapeless but it's warm and has two men's-pants sized pockets! One on either side! It's a miracle!
Just a thought, is it not more convenient to have a pocket on the front / higher on the sides for women? I can imagine men can get away regular pockets so easily because we've got no hips to worry about.
@@Howtard The lack of pockets is primarily a result of (often male) fashion designers caring more about the "silhouette" of the clothes than their actual functionality. It's probably also why when you get into the larger "plus" sizes you start getting actual proper pockets on pants, must likely because the designer has given up on trying to make the wearer look good, since they're bigger anyway. (Said by someone that wears plus sizes.)
I feel the need to point out that I didn't mean to be presumptuous. My line of thought was that in my experience using the large pockets on men's clothing, things bunch up either in a lump on my thigh or flatten out to fill the space; when I sit down with too much in my pockets or things not arranged well my phone may end up pinned up against my hip bone or something might irritate the skin on my leg from being pressed against it all day.
I don't have experience of wearing women's clothing nor being a woman, so I was thinking that might be a more common issue for women, perhaps because of the different angles around the hips / pelvis Exquisite Corpse mentioned.. I wasn't thinking too deeply about it, sorry if I was callous.
Love Amber's energy :) She's just adorable.
dress with pockets gets me so excited! No matter how it looks
😂😂😂😂
Everyone killed it on this segment, keep these coming! It's so great to see some of the writers get some face time for their hard work.
I always get so excited when I see another vid of this segment uploaded ^-^
SAAAMMMEEEE
Wait why aren't adults allowed to tell jokes,again?
It's a giggle fest for sure. You can see that they're friends. Love it.
I'm an Amber Ruffin super fan, but that Megyn Kelly joke...damn!
That was so funny even she loved it!
@@JustWastingMyTimeGaming
Product Placement mostly.
I never get tired of this bit.
So true about the 👗 with pockets. So good.
When you wake up at 4 am for no apparent reason, can't get back to sleep and check out your subscription feed to see what's new, and then find this... Feels like this will be a really good day :D
It's eerie how specific this was...
Racist.
That's exactly what I did... on a Saturday
3:32 Pharmaceutical companies need to stop whatever they're doing and start working on a way to bottle up Amber Ruffin's quirky, happy, bubbly self into pill form. Depression doesn't stand a chance against sunshine in a bottle.
You're really sad if you can't portray bubbly for 5 minutes
@@myztik5716 Idk she seems pretty genuine to me. And you seem like the perfect customer ;)
You nailed it. she is like sunshine.
My depression goes on vacation whenever I'm watching Amber Ruffin, can confirm.
@@nobodynowhere21 daaaaaaaaamn lol
I was here for your comment and that amber-ppreciation
But i stayed for the clapback
You is lit as f
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
He could tell all the sick at work jokes he wants for the next few days.
Amber’s shirts are always so nice.
And true about those pockets - and I don’t even wear dresses.
I usually don't wear skirts/dresses either, but I've held on to this one skirt for ages because of its pockets. It doesn't even fit anymore, but I can't let it go.
4:24 "I am gonna nail you guys." Barking up the wrong tree with Jenny there Seth.
I have the sneaking suspicion they realized how that sounded only immediately after Seth said it. I think you can see the eyes of all three of them widen slightly a few seconds after he says it as they realize how it came off, then Amber bottles it up, Seth soldiers on, and Jenny tries - but doesn't quite succeed - at suppressing her smile.
Yeah, I caught that too. Wishful thinking about a fantasy that will never happen, but nice to think about.😂😂😂
I thought that was supposed to be a joke about how he messes up every time (by telling the punchline himself)
Seth: I've never heard those noises before.
Me: dies laughing.
Can we air these segments for seven days to get it an Oscar? Jenny and Amber deserve it.
The lesbian wedding destination crack is gold.
✂✂
Fave segment on the show!
This has literally become the best bit on late night. I LOVE IT!! I also love dresses with pockets. 😂
Seth is always going through puberty at least once a year... ☺️
I am here for all of this and I need more of it every time I freaking watch it!
Best late night segment of all
Sounding croaky, Seth. Take a few days off and let Amber have the show for a while.
Seth was out late drinking with Amanda Peet last night.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks Amber has a huge on screen carer ahead of her. I don't always watch Seth but I caught an "Amber Says What" segment a few months ago now I look on RUclips for any segment she's in... My prediction is in the next 10 years Amber will have her own show... 🤞🏽 1st female late night host on 5 night a week.
Dude omg YES👏🏾😆
Lol Seth comes back and sees the signs all changed "Late Night with Amber Ruffin" :D
And...maybe...just maybe...not ever come back
"Then they synced up" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I mean, they telegraphed that joke from a mile away. We saw what the punchline had to be almost from the first half of the first sentence.
poor Seth. We really appreciate your working even when you're clearly so ill. Keep up the magic.
I'd settle for dress pants with pockets...
LPT: since skinny styles are in for men, it's pretty easy to find men's slacks that are indistinguishable from women's. Pockets for days.
Laughing harder than I probably should!😁😄😁😄
The best makeup joke was crossing a line...with mascara!
Oh damn, get well soon, Seth 🤧
why is seths voice like that seth who hurt you
Amber ruffin on drunk history is the best
I always love "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" but I gotta say this is probably the best one yet.
I just started the video. Really hoping Seth doesn't fall 🕳 for the trap again! Got a good feeling he finally won't fall for it!
Well, looks like I was wrong. Damn you black women and lesbians!
Ro G I love how he falls for it everytime! Watch these in a playlist and every time he falls for it it just gets funnier and funnier!
ColoringKaria - For real! You'd think he'd be wise to that trick by now! 🤨
The fact that Seth is sick and sitting so close to people, and especially without a mask, is just... So bizarre to my pandemic brain
Um, this is from 2018. Hear the audience? 🙄
Actually.. Seth could have told the butt jokes.
He probably could have done the Disney and the Megan Kelly one too
But then we wouldn't get to see Amber and Jenny be hilarious!
KidSnivy96 but more importantly Amber wouldn’t be on screen and I wouldn’t be watching
He could have told all these... PC culture is just ridiculous and very divisive
@@frankcastro7174 I think it s a joke. Theyre not litersry PC theyre satirizing PC culture.
put these lady's on more often they rock
I love how Amber can NEVER keep a straight face when she's supposed to look outraged at the end. it's so wholesome that she just wants to laugh and have fun and isn't actually upset at all!
Seth's voice when gets a cold 😍 odd but, cute
"I'm going to nail you" - interminable pause.
Late Night is a river of molten gold. I love Amber (who doesn't?) but I'm def warming to Jenny...she just keeps getting better at this. LN w SM sits alongside Bill Maher, John Oliver and Trevor Noah for outstanding satirical political commentary. NBC talent - the best foil we've ever had for FoxNews and their orange haired puppet.
"Nail you guys". LOL. That was such a cute, real moment.
Poor Seth sounds sick
Best make up. Lol. I mean... I was going to be offended, then I remembered that I don't know how to put on make up. So I can't even be mad cuz it's kinda true in my case.
Asura Heterodyne LOL that’s the one that got me! I was gonna be offended too but I barely know how to put on chapstick! LOL
"Oh we prefer Bush gardens"
I'm fucking dead
Love this segment. Sounds like Seth isn't feeling the best. Thanks for dancing for us anyway. Hope you mend quickly.
Hooters fire itself punchline brought a slaughters tear to my eye. Too funny!
I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it till it happens. Amber needs her own show.
Syncing cycles was hilarious 🤣 😂🤣😂🤣
Seth, Seth... don't fall for telling these jokes again, do NOT trust Amber and Jenny!! Haha!
Hes going to nail them with the next one!
I legit cracked up at the "synched up cycles" one xD
Oh poor thing. Get some rest.
Seth , you never learn , that’s why we love you
Dress w pockets!! Oh chapstick holders how I love you!!! 😁🤣
You 3 have waaay took much fun doing this....... And I love you 3 for it!!
"Thus next one I'm going to nail you guys". That's a good stealth joke.
Get well soon, Mr. Meyers. Good job for the works too!
I love how they just crack themselves up while delivering these lines. It's so much fun. xDDD
Dammit, now I'm hungry again🥞😋
😋 🍑
I love this bit. It never fails to make me laugh.
As always, Amber's jokes are EXCELLENT and the audience squirms! LOL.
That Hooters joke was PERFECT! 😂🤣
The "really gonna nail you" slip was good.
This is my FAVORITE segment! More more more 🤩
Yeah Seth nails 'em alright... 🤣
Creative stuff. I enjoyed it as I always do with Seth.
This is the cutest comedy segment on television.
Seth is way fkg sick and is still powering through. Respect.
This is one of the best segments
Wait, but really, dresses with pockets are amazing. I recently found some bridesmaids dresses with pockets, which is probably the best thing ever. 👗😍
These women need a half hour show in around this sketch! Fucking love it!! LMFAO
A dress with pockets" ahahahahahaha that killed me.....lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Poor Seth. He sounds like he should be at home xD
Jenny radiates Big Top Energy
Lol like how they lead him on for the last joke each time
Amber is super proud of that gardening joke 😂
This will forever be my favorite bit they do lol
OK but coming back here in 2021 and hearing him sick+seeing him visibly talking right in their faces without a mask got me mad
hopefully we keep the new health consciousness around
I ADORE this segment PLEASE have it every night!😍
I love this segment, it's always so good natured
Why does this never get old lmao
FINALLY some more jokes seth can't tell.
Feel better, Seth! And keep being amazing, Amber & Jenny!
Such amazing chemistry
I love this bit!
That Bush Gardens got me hahahahah@!
I am neither black nor gay, but I oooooooooooooooooo'ed right along to the dress with pockets.
Love these