Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Toy Story 4, Megan Rapinoe’s Memoir
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- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2019
- There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about President Abraham Lincoln.
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"Oh sure, why not, after Amber warmed 'em up for me?!" *dying*
This segment is friggen hilarious. It's twice as funny when the audience doesn't know if they're allowed to laugh.
I absolutely love Amber's "Gee, ain't I a stinker" grin
The most infectious smile in the world
Amber is adorable!
Beautiful woman!
Perfectly described and me too.
Wow I can't believe they got Angela Bassett in just to do a joke segment!
You mean Serena Williams. S’okay, all these black women look alike after all.
That's Michelle Obama
Guys, it's obviously Aisha Tyler
🤦🏾♂️Guys, guys, guys. That's obviously Beyoncé
Coastfog Nope, Aisha Tyler has “incredibly large and strong hands”. You could clearly see her hands in this video when she was preening; they were neither “incredibly large” nor “strong”, let alone both!
"I'M NOT I'M PROUUUUD OF MYSELF" 😂😂
I thought he said he WAS proud of himself. 🤣🤣
If they have Wanda Sykes as a guest, she could jokingly take over from both Amber and Jenny for a segment.
I believe this.
"I'm black." "I'm gay." "And I'm BOTH!" - that would be a fun segment.
@@hecticdmc "I'm black." "And I'm gay!" "And we're both women!" WANDA: "AND I AM THE SINGULARITY."
Wanda Sykes would be too much greatness for this segment
Or just Amber, and pretend nothing’s different to keep up the joke from this segment.
I adore Seth Meyers. And I love him even more for constantly giving a platform for two (and sometimes more) of his hilarious female writers.
The segment would be better if he actually did give them the platform. Why is he even there? They tell the jokes better than him anyway.
@@esmenouvelle9439 they do have other segments on the show, you know. amber, jenny and other writers get to do a lot of bits.
@@rishabhpb Yes, I do know. It doesn't change the point.
@@esmenouvelle9439 kinda does. The point of this segment is for them to tell intentionally edgy jokes with the black/lesbian theme while ALSO making fun of Seth. Take Seth out and you lose a key part of it, their camaraderie. Amber and Jenny then get to do solo stuff they write in other segments. What other show features their writers so strongly?
@@rishabhpb What other shows do is also irrelevant. Making fun of Seth is the addition that makes the patronizing premise supposedly acceptable.
But thanks for the mansplaining, it's always so welcome.
This was definitely Seth's best joke so far
You girls rock
The look on Jenny's face when Seth yelled "I'm PRROUDD!!" 🤣🤣🤣
That was the best 'Seth you do 1' ever and he should be damn proud! 😂😂
Am I the only one that would totally watch a Jenny and Amber show?
Yes
yes
Yess I would that would be the best
I think they have a podcast? Or maybe it was just that once.
no, you're not, i would totally watch them too
I...was not prepared for that last punch line. 😂😂😂
I was. It was so obvious shat the punchline was going to be.
"That was my only shirt" had me biting a pillow not to wake the neighbors. There's a man in my office who has never come to work in a second shirt.
Do you know whether his girlfriend ever stabbed his ass?
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 they are British. She would have stabbed his arse! 😉
She clearly hasn't stabbed him yet or the blood stains on his one shirt would prove it.
I don't think he has a girlfriend but there are times I've been... real close to doing it myself.
@@missybarbour6885 Stabbing him or being his girlfriend? You left that a little ambiguous.
This is my favorite part of the show. I'm so glad they put it online.
Amber and Jenny are comedic geniuses. I love Amber more than Oxygen!
Same
Same.
One day Seth'll learn his lesson... But not today.
I don't think he will...
Can't trust no girl folk. Certainly not the black lesbian ones.
He's just like Charlie Brown thinking one day he's gonna kick that football. 😂😂
Today was the best joke. Seth should be proud of himself 3:23
I love that they varied it this time and it felt all natural.
The most honest line in the segment
Character development
Really happy that they managed to get Scarlett Johansen to play Harriet Tubman. Role of a lifetime, she really deserves it.
She's never going to live her choices down... or her words
this segment is always hilarious 🤣🙌🎉💚
Did... did he end without calling black women and lesbians liars?? Am I in the upside down?
It’s because unlike in the past, he’s not ashamed of himself for having told the joke. He’s proud.
I am sitting here trying to absorb what just happened.
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 of course he is it's pride week
LOL!! I commented the same thing, that's classic!
I know, right????
Lincoln's not famous quote: "Mary, I need to go the theater like I need another hole in my head."
I come for the closer look but I live for the jokes Seth can't tell
Next to "A Closer Look," these are my favorite!
You... you don’t like Amber Says What...? 😢
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 No. No one likes that segment
Mindful Drone - Amber Says What is the greatest segment. And not just on this show. I could seriously watch that woman say what for hours. She’s amazing.
I love Amber's facial expressions
I love Amber’s face.
I love Amber
Amberrrr!!!!!
"that was my only shirt" was the funniest line of the (pretty funny) segment!
This is my favorite bit, after Amber says what?
They have such an organic flow between them, you can tell they're all good friends!
"I am PROUD of myself!" As you should be. That was a great joke that worked on many levels.
This segment is always amazing
I've failed to big up the hilarity of Jenny's eyebrow activity.
Her eyebrows are a national treasure.
I love the little wink she often gives after the crowd groans at a joke she told. :D
Those three have great chemistry.
Good job Seth for promoting under represented comediennes!! We get to see the faces of your writers
I love their commitment to the bits before and after Seth delivers the punchline.
I love this segment!!
Same 😂
These are always my favorite. Too funny 🤣😂
Even lesbians would be proud of that joke.😆
"If Regina King had a biopic, Regina King would be cast as the best friend."
Of course, Queen Latifah would play Regina King and win ten million Oscars.
I always love it when they turn on him at the end :)
Love this segment! These two are hilarious and all three have such a fun dynamic together.
I like that Seth realizes what's off limits for him to talk about 😂
Abraham Lincoln had a pile of “love letters” from his male roommate who he shared the same bed with for 4 yrs 🤔
every time someone at works lies i want to scream "black women and lesbians are liars!" ... but i know i can't .... because, context xD
These 3 should do a road show together- they have a natural chemistry
Seth’s joke at the end was just everything
"Against all odds is the main character." - 🤣🤣
I’m kinda shooketh that Harriet Tubman hasn’t gotten a mega film yet
She’s like the biggest celebrity of the 1880s-1920s
Only big films from that period of time are westerns, costume dramas or WW1 films.
Ummm...like this one? ruclips.net/video/GqoEs4cG6Uw/видео.html It's what they were referring to.
my favorite segment right after A Closer look
Those two pulled the football away from him _again?!_
Zesty I’m sure this was the last time
I legit sat here for a full minute wondering why lesbians don't like to read before I got the joke.
This comment made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that!!
This is the best recurring segment on tv.
How do you cheat on an OPEN BOOK exam!?!?
You have obviously never taught high school students.
@@larrysmith2638 true.
i love the new ending bit!!
I love this segment. It's gives me the best giggles.
Long live this segment forever ❤
This is sooo my favorite segment!!
love the ending
I love the end of these bits. It always gets me 🤣
I like this section more and more every time!💜💜
I always enjoy the endings haha! Love the diverse writers! they are great and so is Seth!
Okay the Harriet Tubman joke got the like for this video!
That joke killed me!
One of my favorite segments on all of RUclips. And I really like RUclips!
Not liking the way it's run neccessarily but the thing itself makes my life SO much better..!
This never gets old. It's my favorite piece of Late Night.
Wooow this has to be one of the best so far!!
Always love these segments
We really need more of these two.
Love these 3
I swear these segments make me legit LoL.!!
Everytime Jenny winks or raises one eyebrow my heart literally stops 😍
Awesome segment!!!!
This is my favourite segment on this show!
It's so great they got Janelle Monae on to feature Amber!
I was just rocked to see Queen Bey on the show...
That last one though 😂😂
I'm pROUD of myself!😁😄
seth didn't say black women and lesbians are liars and now im hurt :(
Why??? Are you a black lesbian? 😉
THEY'RE SO FREAKING ADORABLE!
I love these!
This was the best Jokes Seth Can’t Tell in a long time!
Absolutely brilliant!
I thought Amber Ruffin was like 24 years old. She is 40. Damn, black don't crack.
love you girls, this segment always leaves me with a grin
this is my favorite segment on this show 💥
Best one yet!
This was the best one so far seth is getting some sass
Good to hear Seth is proud of himself.
BAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
I ❤️ love watching Seth, Amber, and Jenn! So funny 😂 😂👍!!
Lol, should totally do these more often
Absolutely one of the best segments on late night television.
These are my favorite segments.
LOL BEST ONE YET!
Last one was great👌😂😂
I love "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" (my fav) and "A Closer Look".
This is my favorite bit!!!!
that last one…was so perfect
love them
This is my favourite segment on the show hahahahahah
Oooooh, that Amber! She is wicked funny.
Greatest segment ever!!!!
I am PROOOOOOUD of Seth too
Shining a light on the bleakness as always :D
Loved it!!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💥
you just made my day :)