Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Mall of America's First Black Santa, Supergirl's Lesbian Sister

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  • There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth.
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  • @theyongster
    @theyongster 7 лет назад +339

    At the end when Seth tells Jenny she's going to hell and she goes 'I probably am' HAHAHA

  • @robinbeers3485
    @robinbeers3485 7 лет назад +681

    I love the part at the end where they always talk him into telling one himself. It's like Lucy and Charlie Brown with the football.

    • @kamrongrant
      @kamrongrant 7 лет назад +2

      hey robin, I am curious to know if you think they could improve that ending? I just commented above saying the ending was a bit too put on for me, a bit lame compared to the rest of the segment, and so it always loses my laugh when that part starts. It isn't because its a bad idea for a gag ending, i just feel they never have it timed right or maybe don't quite perform it the way it should, to my eye. Maybe even they just need to find one or two other endings to mix it up once in a while? im not sure. so given that is my opinion, im earnestly curious to know if you would have suggestions to improve it for someone like me, without it impeding the enjoyment you get out of that part of the segment.

    • @kamrongrant
      @kamrongrant 7 лет назад

      jubbles23 Agreed, I get the joke, lord knows as an open minded white dude, I've been that guy enough times lol, so I agree it is a great way to end it, but I just don't feel they do it right... I just don't know why it feels wrong, or how they could make it feel right for me. I don't think it's the writing, or concept, but the way it is delivered by seth. i love his work, dont get me wrong, else i wouldn't watch :P but this bits end keeps throwing me, and only right at the end to me it always feels like a forced delivery, and i want to postulate on what could make it better without detracting everyone elses enjoyment of what is clearly a great sketch.

    • @TBFSJjunior
      @TBFSJjunior 7 лет назад +20

      +Kamron Grant
      I think the forced delivery at the end is there to show it is all staged. Otherwise some lesbian/black/woman might hate on Seth because they don't get the joke!

    • @robinbeers3485
      @robinbeers3485 7 лет назад +20

      I think it's obviously staged to be PC on the one hand but to, at the same time, make fun of people who are excessively PC, and to show what it feels like to be "that guy" Kameron mentioned who is caught in the middle, putting his foot in it but with nothing but the best of intentions.

    • @Qermaq
      @Qermaq 7 лет назад +8

      The narrative is that these people are not above being made fun of, but even with the ok a straight white guy just shouldn't make any jokes at all.

  • @anthonypaytes4794
    @anthonypaytes4794 5 лет назад +54

    The “nu-uh” joke KILLED ME JDJDJSJS

  • @LilyMeadeBooks
    @LilyMeadeBooks 7 лет назад +407

    That bisexual joke was actually pretty great.

    • @Try_Combs
      @Try_Combs 5 лет назад +5

      @JECG it was a pretty good joke though...

    • @tasha4112
      @tasha4112 4 года назад +16

      I’m a bisexual and I approve this message

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph 3 года назад +2

      It could have gone either way.
      It could have gone either way is an example of a joke I can't tell.

  • @TheBlaqb2st
    @TheBlaqb2st 7 лет назад +28

    Seth: "You made fun of catholics you're going to hell"
    Jenny: "I probably am"
    LMFAO

  • @toosigoosi
    @toosigoosi 7 лет назад +224

    THAT BISEXUAL JOKE KILLED ME. I'M DEAD.

  • @alwayssmile7494
    @alwayssmile7494 7 лет назад +264

    "Black women and lesbians are liars" 😂😂 This is the best segment!

  • @DaveH82
    @DaveH82 7 лет назад +519

    This better become a regular segment.

    • @mendali
      @mendali 7 лет назад +27

      This is their fifth or sixth one. They're all pretty good.

    • @DaveH82
      @DaveH82 7 лет назад +16

      mendali Oh, this was my first one. And more didn't show up in my suggested videos. I'll go search for them. Thanks!

    • @TBFSJjunior
      @TBFSJjunior 7 лет назад +27

      This already is a regular!

    • @Halledaze
      @Halledaze 7 лет назад +5

      Dave H. It's regular, but I'm with you, MORE Often... not like...7

  • @NfamousKayeGames
    @NfamousKayeGames 7 лет назад +381

    I love this segment so much. Amber is so great. 😂

    • @bothellkenmore
      @bothellkenmore 7 лет назад +20

      My new favorite! So cool Seth gives his writers a showcase :)

    • @bertoandon9681
      @bertoandon9681 6 лет назад

      She really is.

  • @saebelzahnseba
    @saebelzahnseba 7 лет назад +76

    A closer look is my favourite ''serious'' segment. But this is equally my favourite segment and it lightens the mood up after a closer look. I mean it's so well written, yet really over the top in a good way. How could anyone not love this?

  • @Rampala
    @Rampala 7 лет назад +21

    "But I love Clark Kent... because he looks like Rachel Maddow." xD Preach, sister!

  • @CWazBroadwayBandGeek
    @CWazBroadwayBandGeek 7 лет назад +69

    The Supergirl joke had me laughing so much and it's one of my favorite shows 😂

  • @connorwelton7723
    @connorwelton7723 7 лет назад +100

    I kind of wish that it was just Amber and Jenny going back and forth during this segment. Amber is so goofy haha

    • @jkm4645
      @jkm4645 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah, but I always love it when they pressure Seth into finally telling one himself and then get offended him and criticize him when he finally does what they asked for.

    • @genvalencia1740
      @genvalencia1740 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@jkm4645 that's my favorite part, too!!

  • @SarahPiperNZ
    @SarahPiperNZ 7 лет назад +109

    Supergirl is probably the gayest show on TV right now, and it's freaking glorious. Alex came out, Maggie kissed her, Lena flirts with Kara whenever they're together...

    • @Novjuly
      @Novjuly 7 лет назад +16

      Sarah Piper well I guess I know what I'm watching next

    • @argoneonoble
      @argoneonoble 7 лет назад +2

      +Erica Bourland me too! I'm sold!

    • @sarahannepeck2109
      @sarahannepeck2109 5 лет назад +4

      Ah yes, the good old days.

    • @privcraft_
      @privcraft_ 5 лет назад +7

      Watch Legends of Tomorrow, half of the characters are canonically gay

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 5 лет назад +4

      _Legends of Tomorrow_ is so damn good!

  • @The_Fat_Turtle
    @The_Fat_Turtle 7 лет назад +56

    Easily my favorite bit from the show, A Closer Look is great too, but this one is just perfect.

  • @AvgJane19
    @AvgJane19 7 лет назад +127

    LOL I love this segment

  • @fig_henry
    @fig_henry 7 лет назад +113

    I loooveeee Amber's space dress

    • @fig_henry
      @fig_henry 7 лет назад +13

      Graham Becker ayyyeeeeee

    • @buckrogers5331
      @buckrogers5331 7 лет назад

      Something you'll associate with pyjamas? ;-)

    • @MrZaborskii
      @MrZaborskii 6 лет назад +1

      Whaaaaaaaat? I didn't even notice that. Is Amber secretly Ms Frizzle?

  • @simransimran9339
    @simransimran9339 7 лет назад +108

    Clark Kent joke was so funny! And unexpected.

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild 7 лет назад +20

    *_"Foots in asses!"_* - Red Forman

  • @rvsalka
    @rvsalka 5 лет назад +23

    i couldn't stop laughing at the nun joke bc when I was like 14 and "figuring it out" I thought since I'm not into guys maybe I should become a nun....
    turns out I'm gay!

  • @magpie405
    @magpie405 7 лет назад +31

    3:29 I'm bisexual and that was FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 7 лет назад +48

    Amber's overreactions at the end fucking kill me every time.

  • @maryhales4595
    @maryhales4595 7 лет назад +4

    This is my favorite Late Night segment. Amber and Jenny are just adorable.

  • @tracer740
    @tracer740 7 лет назад +18

    Amber's smile is ... captivating!!!

  • @factsabouturmum9250
    @factsabouturmum9250 7 лет назад +215

    Q:What kind of meat do catholic lesbians eat on a friday?
    A: Nun.
    We would have also accepted "fish," but... Gross.

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 7 лет назад +3

      Nun tacos would be funnier.

    • @lzmunch
      @lzmunch 7 лет назад +1

      Jay Zenitram fish tacos you mean

    • @azzyfreeman
      @azzyfreeman 7 лет назад +1

      they like to eat out, each other

    • @baumholderh8425
      @baumholderh8425 7 лет назад

      Homini Lupus you can't be a catholic and gay. That's like being a citizen of Russia and America, you are not suppose to be both because if you are it goes against both sides

    • @factsabouturmum9250
      @factsabouturmum9250 7 лет назад

      *[insert 'gay priests' joke here]*

  • @mustardsfire22
    @mustardsfire22 7 лет назад +68

    Amber's shirt so so cute!!

  • @valeriae6053
    @valeriae6053 7 лет назад +10

    Love this segment, everyone always seems to be having a lot of fun.

  • @francescatelford9653
    @francescatelford9653 6 лет назад +1

    Love Jenny's cheeky smile after telling joke.

  • @SatoshiMatrix1
    @SatoshiMatrix1 7 лет назад +22

    lol love the respect for Rachel Maddow looking like Clark Kent. Maddow is the chillest lesbian on the planet, even moreso than Ellen.

  • @TheNnadozie06
    @TheNnadozie06 7 лет назад +16

    best segment ever.

  • @Bleik49
    @Bleik49 7 лет назад +9

    This segment makes my day. Everytime I watch it.

  • @TwoWrights
    @TwoWrights 7 лет назад +5

    This is my favorite segment of the show. More please! Ruffin, you are slaying right now. Love it.

  • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
    @ExileOnDaytonStreet 7 лет назад +18

    Still waiting for Amber and Jenny to each slap Seth after he tells his joke in this segment.

  • @aomeisaru
    @aomeisaru 6 лет назад +2

    I really love Amber's delivery. She looks like she is having so much fun. Everyone does but Amber really makes this segment pop for me.

  • @Miollvynir
    @Miollvynir 3 года назад +2

    I spit out my soup at Amber's face when she said, "nuh uh."

  • @01MIA09
    @01MIA09 7 лет назад +36

    Amber is so cute

  • @laineyg6
    @laineyg6 7 лет назад +12

    Dying! Haha This needs to happen more often!

  • @asliyase
    @asliyase 7 лет назад +11

    I love this segment

  • @goodpal7444
    @goodpal7444 7 лет назад +3

    This segment is the best. Most charming trio on TV.

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite 7 лет назад

    God, I can-NOT get enough of the "HOW DARE YOU!!!!" faces. They are tha besht.

  • @rowanatkinson3594
    @rowanatkinson3594 7 лет назад +9

    That bisexual joke was legit amazing (I'm bi myself)

  • @trinidadbotello9906
    @trinidadbotello9906 7 лет назад +33

    Seth, if you need someone to say some 'Hispanic' jokes, I'm available.

    • @AlanHope2013
      @AlanHope2013 7 лет назад +15

      Jenny is Puerto Rican, so I guess they think they have that covered. However we will keep your resume on file should a vacancy occur.

  • @cake8045
    @cake8045 7 лет назад +5

    hahaha I love when they ham it up on camera

  • @PhallicSymbolism
    @PhallicSymbolism 7 лет назад +1

    "Nuh uh..."
    I just fucking died.

  • @urjakohli3715
    @urjakohli3715 7 лет назад +8

    I am a bisexual who watches supergirl. I died laughing

  • @mzboombartender5289
    @mzboombartender5289 7 лет назад +9

    I didn't think this show could get any funnier!!!!

  • @vaughngainey9716
    @vaughngainey9716 6 лет назад +1

    I can watch these segments all day 😂😂😂.

  • @veryverte
    @veryverte 7 лет назад +2

    the wishbone joke was adorable! :D :P

  • @halseylynn5161
    @halseylynn5161 7 лет назад +20

    Haha, well, we do have a lot more openings available.

  • @irinaphoenix2169
    @irinaphoenix2169 7 лет назад +1

    THIS WAS THE BEST DELIVERY OF THIS SEGMENT YET!! Keep it up!!!

  • @thatgeekdad
    @thatgeekdad 7 лет назад +5

    More of that please and thank you.

  • @elijahcohen-gordon2572
    @elijahcohen-gordon2572 7 лет назад +5

    Alex Danvers is why I'm alive at this point.

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 7 лет назад +1

    Amber is heart-achingly cute. That moment at 2:34 when she pushes Seth's finger down just had me tickled.

  • @shaunsorensen8471
    @shaunsorensen8471 7 лет назад +1

    I love the way Seth and Amber interactions! She is the best!

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 7 лет назад

    Those super hero jokes, oh gosh I cackled so much XD

  • @tsharabrown3719
    @tsharabrown3719 7 лет назад

    I don't know why, but this is one of the funniest segments on this show... Maybe it's because they look like they are having a blast.

  • @rachelwagner4987
    @rachelwagner4987 7 лет назад +1

    Amber sounds like Lina Lamont from singin' in the rain when she says "and we are both women"

  • @mk_30th
    @mk_30th 7 лет назад

    Seth is so cute.. you can tell that he thoroughly enjoyed these 2 ladies company.

  • @yashiAR
    @yashiAR 7 лет назад +1

    love this segment

  • @carmelfire1
    @carmelfire1 7 лет назад

    Love love this segment!!

  • @spots2012
    @spots2012 7 лет назад +2

    This segment is great.

  • @lta4615
    @lta4615 7 лет назад +4

    i love this segment

  • @paigel9534
    @paigel9534 7 лет назад +1

    That end gets me everytime 😂😂😂

  • @dpmcdonald314
    @dpmcdonald314 7 лет назад +2

    These are always the best. So much fun!

  • @boland73
    @boland73 6 лет назад

    His joke at the end was hilarious

  • @paulakaye2108
    @paulakaye2108 7 лет назад +3

    There needs to be a "love" button for this!!

  • @erikaweaver6720
    @erikaweaver6720 5 лет назад

    Amber is F'ing hilarious! The way she smiles or gives "that" look at the end of her lines.....I'm dying over here!!

  • @thir13enthman
    @thir13enthman 7 лет назад +2

    Amber is absolutely adorable. I watch the segment only watching her expressions.

  • @NamelessAzn388
    @NamelessAzn388 7 лет назад

    one of the best segments ever

  • @sanzoy
    @sanzoy 7 лет назад

    Love the two guests today haha.

  • @t5dagreat
    @t5dagreat 5 лет назад

    This is the best segment in late night! I could watch this for hours!

  • @candymeadowalmondjoy
    @candymeadowalmondjoy 7 лет назад +1

    Please make more of these oh my lord they are awesome.

  • @Freaqueh
    @Freaqueh 7 лет назад

    that joke seth. OOOOFFTTT

  • @natalie7397
    @natalie7397 7 лет назад

    I love this segment!

  • @GrotrianSeiler
    @GrotrianSeiler 7 лет назад

    Such a great segment.

  • @caleb-hb9bf
    @caleb-hb9bf 6 лет назад

    “Nuh uh” 😂😂😂😂

  • @GraeHall
    @GraeHall 7 лет назад +1

    "Because he looks like Rachael Maddow" - love it :)

  • @AlexMR
    @AlexMR 6 лет назад

    I love both women, they both have great smiles

  • @AjiraDarch
    @AjiraDarch 7 лет назад +1

    I love this segment. And I really love Amber. I'll watch anything she's in. That face. 🙌🏾

  • @mrjotz
    @mrjotz 7 лет назад

    This segment is adorable.

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 7 лет назад +2

    This is my favorite segment!

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus 5 лет назад

    0:54 meanwhile, a very confused man dressed as Black Manta is still trying to reach his agent on the phone

  • @redhotchillinpeppers
    @redhotchillinpeppers 7 лет назад

    Love this segment so much.

  • @kadmonzohar2
    @kadmonzohar2 7 лет назад +1

    You promised Seth he could tell a joke!!! He never get's away with it!!!

  • @DoodeHR
    @DoodeHR 7 лет назад +1

    such a good segment!!

  • @goofeybutreal4398
    @goofeybutreal4398 5 лет назад

    “...Openings available.” 🤣

  • @nicolemiller97
    @nicolemiller97 7 лет назад

    "Black women and lesbians are liars" is really the best part of these. Love it!

  • @needmusicnow7
    @needmusicnow7 7 лет назад +1

    This will always be my favourite segment

  • @waveygiirl
    @waveygiirl 7 лет назад

    This never gets old

  • @megmo05
    @megmo05 7 лет назад +4

    I always like this segment

  • @redmondbandy3521
    @redmondbandy3521 7 лет назад +1

    I like this segment better than a closer look

  • @fizahjasni7078
    @fizahjasni7078 7 лет назад +2

    Yayy.. My favourite! They are so playful hahaha

  • @nelbelmont
    @nelbelmont 7 лет назад +2

    this was awesome hahaha!

  • @nhogan84
    @nhogan84 5 лет назад +4

    "Do you feel guilty about that?"
    Yup. That's how you catch a Catholic.

  • @JH-nb9xl
    @JH-nb9xl 7 лет назад +2

    Favorite sketch

  • @Michy.peachy
    @Michy.peachy 6 лет назад

    Seth this is awesome! XD

  • @kellymcsweeney6914
    @kellymcsweeney6914 5 лет назад

    The bit at the end makes it.

  • @mishko520
    @mishko520 7 лет назад +1

    This one was the funniest yet

  • @alexiatr
    @alexiatr 7 лет назад +2

    yeey, jokes Seth can't tell is back 🙌🙌

  • @occams_blazer
    @occams_blazer 7 лет назад +1

    This was adorable