Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Tonys, Finding Dory

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024

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  • @rosemarywilliams9969
    @rosemarywilliams9969 7 лет назад +408

    Lol "You on your own" LOL been there.

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee 8 лет назад +935

    Amber has one of the best smiles on TV

    • @joshbobst1629
      @joshbobst1629 8 лет назад +39

      I agree. She must know it, because she never puts it away!

    • @MagicAndReason
      @MagicAndReason 7 лет назад +15

      Yeah, but there's a lot going on with that smile. I could write an article about it. It's not always sincere - which makes it more awesome.
      >JOIN<
      >THE<
      >FUN!

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 7 лет назад +10

      Jesper Jee so friggin cute! and that voice?

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 лет назад +2

      Just the best

    • @mrs.frazier1951
      @mrs.frazier1951 2 года назад

      @@MagicAndReason AAAAAAND...You KNOW What Amber Is THINKING? HOW? 🤔🤫🤡

  • @FrancesBaconandEggs
    @FrancesBaconandEggs 8 лет назад +249

    I love how Amber always has this huge grin and is just laughing at all the jokes lol

  • @GR-ym8po
    @GR-ym8po 7 лет назад +358

    "do you know how to swim"..."I do not but one day I might" ha

    • @op3129
      @op3129 4 года назад +6

      and the ""You on your own"

  • @ww_dnu2654
    @ww_dnu2654 8 лет назад +993

    This is a really cute segment.

    • @bigdickpornsuperstar
      @bigdickpornsuperstar 8 лет назад +1

      Ba-DUM tish!

    • @jaimeh1229
      @jaimeh1229 8 лет назад +3

      ummmmm evodevo....in the spirit of this segment. i really hope you are Asian.

    • @quaintdeliveries247
      @quaintdeliveries247 8 лет назад +30

      +evodevo This is it. This is what we need. This is the way things are meant to be.

    • @OwayneMusic
      @OwayneMusic 8 лет назад +4

      evodevo ROFL. I'm not gonna lie that was funny.

    • @nourislam8926
      @nourislam8926 7 лет назад

      shoendesheep

  • @mirenda5160
    @mirenda5160 5 лет назад +51

    Amber’s face when she says “You on your own” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ilovelife4ever884
    @ilovelife4ever884 7 лет назад +127

    Seth: "do you know how to swim?"
    Amber: i do not, but one day I might." lol that had me rolling

  • @CrownedWithLaurels
    @CrownedWithLaurels 8 лет назад +219

    I would watch a whole show of this.

    • @geekygecko1849
      @geekygecko1849 7 лет назад +4

      CrownedWithLaurels same

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 7 лет назад +3

      YES!! I love it too!!

    • @Peter_Cordes
      @Peter_Cordes 5 лет назад +1

      There's a playlist with 29 of these segments (and counting?): ruclips.net/p/PLJaq64dKJZoqbZpaJvpD0FiAbMlZkJlGp

    • @mrs.frazier1951
      @mrs.frazier1951 2 года назад

      @@Peter_Cordes 🤗😇👏

  • @argeshagan7407
    @argeshagan7407 8 лет назад +221

    2:33 That killed me...more of this please.

    • @bronaghmca
      @bronaghmca 8 лет назад +120

      "You on yo own...." 😂😂😂

    • @AaronKLok
      @AaronKLok 8 лет назад +16

      you're right, that was the most hilarious moment of this video. 😁😁😁😂

  • @ShatteredInsights
    @ShatteredInsights 8 лет назад +71

    The end where Seth is like "you lied to me! " hahah always the best part!

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 8 лет назад +140

    Dont knoe why, but her saying "and im gay" so matter of factly and happy got me

  • @axelle32
    @axelle32 8 лет назад +435

    Germaine's hella cute ;)

  • @aislinnrossi
    @aislinnrossi 7 лет назад +433

    is no one talking about how fine jermaine is?

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 5 лет назад

      Why would I?

    • @silasfrisenette9226
      @silasfrisenette9226 4 года назад +9

      😍

    • @Domonorus
      @Domonorus 3 года назад +7

      WHY WOULDNT YOU!!?!

    • @withalittlehelpfrom3
      @withalittlehelpfrom3 3 года назад +3

      Between him and the new writer Jeff Wright (who appears on Amber’s show), Seth hires some really good looking male writers!

    • @bridgetnash2886
      @bridgetnash2886 3 года назад +1

      I'll talk about it all week

  • @kidreside1987
    @kidreside1987 6 лет назад +13

    I love how it takes the audience a second to get the joke after Amber says “Who Tony?”

  • @Al-kw3jh
    @Al-kw3jh 7 лет назад +90

    I freaking adore this segment! The three of them really rock it together!! Especially the ending to this segment always get's me roaring with laughter!

  • @franinconverse
    @franinconverse 6 лет назад +7

    "You on your own" I died laughing

  • @travisdavid8313
    @travisdavid8313 8 лет назад +92

    This is easily one of the best segments on the show XD

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 6 лет назад +6

    That dead-pan "Yes" from Jermaine just killed me.

  • @AquaBoogie523
    @AquaBoogie523 8 лет назад +486

    Who Tony?!?!?!

    • @sefaaydemir8657
      @sefaaydemir8657 7 лет назад +1

      I don't get what they're saying there. I lost a few words. Can you explain the joke?

    • @CreativeImpulse
      @CreativeImpulse 7 лет назад +35

      My understanding: It's a nod at how infrequently black people are awarded Tonys; she's joking about how black people don't even hear about it because they're not included.

    • @Rakuen9
      @Rakuen9 7 лет назад +12

      Also there's an issue where the tickets for theater productions, especially the ones on Broadway (aka the ones that get nominated for Tonys), is so high, it prices a lot of people out.

    • @slockhrt
      @slockhrt 5 лет назад +7

      @@sefaaydemir8657 I think the implication is that Black people, as a whole, don't know what a Tony award is, so we'd think they were talking about a person. Also, the stereotypical Black person would speak in ebonics (hence, the missing word, "is").

    • @prolymoly7137
      @prolymoly7137 4 года назад

      I feel ashamed that I actually asked that question.

  • @chantelvanderveen9786
    @chantelvanderveen9786 8 лет назад +223

    This is my FAVOURITE segment! More please!
    Btws, Amber's lipstick is great.

  • @Lola_t
    @Lola_t 8 лет назад +340

    Why hello Jermaine! How you doing??

    • @charlenewrite518
      @charlenewrite518 8 лет назад +64

      He is so hot

    • @KartikSharmanickartick
      @KartikSharmanickartick 8 лет назад +3

      Yes!

    • @dillimeinbilli
      @dillimeinbilli 7 лет назад +1

      Yo, totally!

    • @Soul.Connect
      @Soul.Connect 7 лет назад +4

      Norman Singh As if Indian guys don't do it for their female counterparts. at least we dont leech on you. And please don't quote #NotAllMen to me..

    • @Lola_t
      @Lola_t 7 лет назад +13

      He was joking, thus the last four words of his sentence.

  • @lexi219
    @lexi219 8 лет назад +20

    That tonys joke got me right out the gate lmao

  • @jacquelinelane7560
    @jacquelinelane7560 8 лет назад +44

    This is the funniest segment yet... these two women need their own late night show!!!

  • @CS-hx8hy
    @CS-hx8hy 5 лет назад +5

    Amber's face when she says 'you on your own' slays me every time!

  • @karimeyer9125
    @karimeyer9125 4 года назад +37

    Anyone else watching this in 2020, when the trickle down racism is reality? 😭😭😭

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 года назад +1

      I was calling it since Trump started his candidacy. Even Democrats were cheering him on, claiming overt racism will show up the racists, or that racism would take down the GOP, or any of the other fanciful things they imagined would happen in a non-racist America.

  • @talkindurinthemovie
    @talkindurinthemovie 7 лет назад +78

    Jermaine....helllooooooooooooo 😗😗😙😘😘

  • @theweightofdarkness
    @theweightofdarkness 7 лет назад +1

    That "You should be ashamed of yourself!" is my favorite every time. :D

  • @mavericktheace
    @mavericktheace 8 лет назад +14

    "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people."
    -Jack Handey

  • @SummerCurl
    @SummerCurl 8 лет назад +38

    Daaaaaaaamn Jermaine is fooooooiiinneee!!!

  • @Sid-nf9en
    @Sid-nf9en 5 лет назад +97

    Seth: Jokes I can't tell being a straight white male.
    Stephon: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @meghna_singh
    @meghna_singh 7 лет назад +29

    Hi! I am Indian and on behalf of all the Indian fans of this show and especially this segment, PLEASE make more Indian Jokes.😁😂 PS Indian as in the sub continent India-Indian

  • @issysacristan9128
    @issysacristan9128 5 лет назад +4

    1:17
    Jenny: smirking
    Amber: squeaking
    Seth: wiggling

  • @WateverWatever04
    @WateverWatever04 7 лет назад +1

    "I do not, but one day I might!" DEAD OMFG 😂

  • @Beatlesfanish
    @Beatlesfanish 7 лет назад +6

    "I do not, but one day I might" 😂😂😂😂
    Love the three of them 😍🤘💓

  • @GeneralLazySpoon
    @GeneralLazySpoon 8 лет назад +8

    Aside from "A Closer Look", this is my favorite segment on the show. It keeps growing, too. I love it!

  • @abdimohamed08
    @abdimohamed08 8 лет назад +18

    Seth myers is one of the actual funny late night show comedians

  • @florakelly170
    @florakelly170 8 лет назад +14

    Legit my new favorite segment. Closer Look is a strong second, though.

  • @shavshush481
    @shavshush481 6 лет назад +4

    Amber saying "your'e on your own" is the BEST

  • @willh8682
    @willh8682 7 лет назад +19

    Seth: "Do you know how to swim?!"
    Amber: "I do not, but one day I might!"
    💀😂😂😂LMFAO

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 6 лет назад +1

    'I don't look what?' Love it!

  • @ChutneyCity
    @ChutneyCity 8 лет назад +11

    Favorite segment hands down.

  • @amdperacha
    @amdperacha 8 лет назад +15

    Amber is so funny! And really, really adorable!

  • @firewordsparkler
    @firewordsparkler 8 лет назад +45

    TBH Amber and Jenny should do the monologue every night

    • @ripdajacker23
      @ripdajacker23 8 лет назад +34

      "Things Amber and Jenny CAN say"

  • @IamYasha10
    @IamYasha10 8 лет назад +7

    Root didn't die. She transcended to Siri. -POI writers

  • @Kelly-ik6pn
    @Kelly-ik6pn 8 лет назад +7

    This is such a creative way to get in a better variety of jokes

  • @RoseXo
    @RoseXo 8 лет назад +8

    their face expressions tho lol

  • @ricardosalazar420
    @ricardosalazar420 8 лет назад +103

    I love this segment, super creative!

  • @humansovercavemenandmongol1100
    @humansovercavemenandmongol1100 5 лет назад +2

    That Tony joke was funny af!😂😂😂

  • @TubeSurfer10
    @TubeSurfer10 8 лет назад +14

    you on your own.... hahaha

  • @The_Malcontented
    @The_Malcontented 2 года назад

    "Do YOU know how to swim?!
    No, but one day I might!" 🤣

  • @NasirAhmed-ww5kc
    @NasirAhmed-ww5kc 8 лет назад +1

    Literally my favorite bit of his show. Never stop

  • @angelgonzalezgelover2980
    @angelgonzalezgelover2980 8 лет назад +14

    This segment has improved significantly!!!

  • @just-trying-my-best-everyday
    @just-trying-my-best-everyday 4 года назад +3

    "Germaine, did they bully you into doing this?"
    "Yes"

  • @prashantbhatia2007
    @prashantbhatia2007 8 лет назад +1

    Indian guy, who does not work in IT and has internet access via wi-fi here. Thanks for the shout out Seth, Amber and Jenny (and Jermaine).

  • @Andeavor
    @Andeavor 8 лет назад +18

    I love this segment!

  • @annikala
    @annikala 7 лет назад +2

    This will forever be my favorite Seth Meyers segment

  • @salmaalsaffar1275
    @salmaalsaffar1275 8 лет назад +9

    This one is my favorite so far

  • @erichowse3795
    @erichowse3795 8 лет назад +16

    Great segment. Do more of this.

  • @Eaoleolo
    @Eaoleolo 8 лет назад +989

    Well, that's a curious way to be politically correct, and make fun of political correctness at the same time.

    • @zairaner1489
      @zairaner1489 7 лет назад +7

      Exactly xd

    • @johnIZaUWL
      @johnIZaUWL 7 лет назад +11

      Emil Osorio Llanos its MAD F'ing GENIUS 😎💗😎💗🤘😘😘😘
      Jenny where's the same thing every F'ing time though 🤔🤔🤔

    • @lilyl.6715
      @lilyl.6715 7 лет назад +42

      she's a lesbian; her closet only has leather jackets

    • @EdwinBroekman
      @EdwinBroekman 6 лет назад +4

      nailed it

    • @lizatanzawa7910
      @lizatanzawa7910 6 лет назад +2

      Win win! Lol!

  • @jamesrichards5532
    @jamesrichards5532 6 лет назад

    Their whole crew is fantastic.

  • @gabbycochran1803
    @gabbycochran1803 7 лет назад

    this is my favorite segment pls never stop

  • @leemiller29
    @leemiller29 8 лет назад +3

    I love this segment so much. Please keep doing it

  • @kidreside1987
    @kidreside1987 7 лет назад +1

    "Say black people, 'Who Tony?'"
    God, I love that one beat of silence as jokes process into people's minds and then they laugh uproariously

  • @ProsperoIN
    @ProsperoIN 8 лет назад

    hands down, my new favorite segment

  • @bethhartfield6212
    @bethhartfield6212 8 лет назад +3

    Favourite segment for sure

  • @gemmaskate
    @gemmaskate 8 лет назад +5

    This segment is always great!

  • @stephenmacsuibhne5376
    @stephenmacsuibhne5376 8 лет назад +1

    I friggin love this bit. Keep em coming

  • @maceyclarke7651
    @maceyclarke7651 8 лет назад

    I loved this! I always get the "you don't look" too

  • @kyngfryday5201
    @kyngfryday5201 2 года назад

    Seth: "DOS YOU KNOW HOW TA SWIM?"
    Amber: "I DO NOT BUT ONE DAY I MIGHT."

  • @rosemarywilliams9969
    @rosemarywilliams9969 7 лет назад

    "I can't swim...BUT. If I had to I could"! I always say that when asked and its funny because I believe it :)

  • @JustaMomnFamily
    @JustaMomnFamily 7 лет назад

    I love these jokes that he truly cant tell

  • @starfire4628
    @starfire4628 5 лет назад +2

    OMG I swear my favourite part of these things are the ending, the exaggeration🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yashiAR
    @yashiAR 7 лет назад

    Seth's reactions are so cute

  • @lauriejean9306
    @lauriejean9306 8 лет назад +4

    can Amber please have her own show? she's awesome!

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 8 лет назад +74

    1:42 "...audiences became suspicious when they noticed the movie starred Ellen Degeneres."

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 лет назад

      nah too obvious. gotta subvert expectations to get the laugh!

  • @dianesherwin9517
    @dianesherwin9517 8 лет назад +1

    Love this segment!! It would be fun to see a more diverse mix of who's at the desk with Seth too, to switch things up.

  • @maryhales4595
    @maryhales4595 7 лет назад

    I love it when Seth gets uncomfortable 😂😂😂

  • @LordOfDays
    @LordOfDays 8 лет назад +201

    The best joke was the segue. The one where seth says "You don't look like it." People say that to me all the time without realizing how racist that is.

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman 8 лет назад +12

      Except it's not racist. Please don't misuse the word racist.

    • @LordOfDays
      @LordOfDays 8 лет назад +46

      You are telling me that when people go out of there way my whole life to say that I don't fit what they think a Puerto Rican looks like, it is not racist? There is no reason at all for a person to feel like they have to vocalize their doubt about who I am. What possible reason does a person have for saying that thought out loud. I am not mad at you I just think I should clarify. I hope this makes sense. I don't know if I explained it well.

    • @LordOfDays
      @LordOfDays 8 лет назад +20

      If I come to your side about this, I think I am able to see your way of thinking. If we take all pretense out of the statement then we are left with the following. A person is telling you that they had a preconceived notion of what a member of your group represented and are now surprised to find out that the definition is more complex and thereby their internal definition is now more complex. And they want to share their surprise with you. If you take it this way, than it is a way of relating to one another on a deeper level as part of the global community. "Oh wow, there is more nuance in people than I previously thought. Isn't that wonderful." You have made me think about this on an even deeper level than I had previously thought whether that was your intention or not. Thank you.

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman 8 лет назад +30

      LordOfDays I'm a white african, and I get similar comments all the time, "you don't look african", or "but you're white". It's not a racist thing to me. Racism is the belief that a particular race is superior. I don't think that's in play when people make those comments.

    • @vrevregg1830
      @vrevregg1830 8 лет назад +8

      nope, not racist

  • @sillycal
    @sillycal 7 лет назад

    LMAO, "Who ToENY?!?!?!" Hilarious.....

  • @BlackFlame357
    @BlackFlame357 8 лет назад +12

    I love this give me more! lol

  • @fabhlc
    @fabhlc 8 лет назад +8

    love this segment!

  • @ericveneto1593
    @ericveneto1593 4 года назад

    Jenny's first one is my FAVORITE JOKE EVER!

  • @DKY-dp4sr
    @DKY-dp4sr 8 лет назад +8

    JEsus... Amber is so cute and fun!!

  • @TheHillkiwon3000
    @TheHillkiwon3000 4 года назад

    "I do not!! But one day I might!!" Love these😂

  • @samanthalamb3812
    @samanthalamb3812 6 лет назад +1

    Jermaine...........😍😍😍😍

  • @danielgalyean6508
    @danielgalyean6508 Год назад

    “Who Tony?” Genius joke!

  • @Novjuly
    @Novjuly 8 лет назад +1

    Lol I love this segment

  • @fkpatel8488
    @fkpatel8488 8 лет назад

    best segment of any late night show ever...

  • @MsPhelpsphan97
    @MsPhelpsphan97 8 лет назад +5

    Yo jermaine I'm trying to holla at you

  • @seeingfunny8706
    @seeingfunny8706 8 лет назад +1

    My new favorite late night segment!

  • @pvthitch
    @pvthitch 4 года назад +1

    "Who Tony?" A+

  • @epicbdragon
    @epicbdragon 8 лет назад +10

    This segment should have been called "I have a black friend"

  • @Metric07
    @Metric07 8 лет назад +3

    Yay! This is my favourite segment :)
    I love that they mentioned Root's death. 2016 has been peak Bury Your Gays television.

  • @haikaleki
    @haikaleki 8 лет назад +7

    More of Amber and Jenny, please!

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 7 лет назад +90

    1:22 imagine if that joke was told today
    #GoldenShower

    • @franziro1
      @franziro1 7 лет назад

      omg that would be the end xD

    • @im.empimp
      @im.empimp 5 лет назад +1

      I'm rewatching this the day of the Tree of Life Synagogue shooting.
      Their "trickle down racism" joke is way too close to the truth today.

  • @TheRedFoxization
    @TheRedFoxization 8 лет назад

    These segments are gold, keep doing this !

  • @MyCrimsonMischief
    @MyCrimsonMischief 7 лет назад +2

    Jermaine looks cute! :D

  • @breeharrison6754
    @breeharrison6754 6 лет назад

    The fake outrage at the end gets me every time!

  • @AnneliesVeldman
    @AnneliesVeldman 8 лет назад

    Please please please PLEASE keep this segment XD

  • @AleahKCH
    @AleahKCH 8 лет назад

    lmao at the swimmer joke!!!