Weekend Update on Stomach Bug Shutting Down High School - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 26 фев 2017
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including an Illinois high school where 800 students got the stomach bug. Beck Bennett stops by to discuss his music career.
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That's my school!!! They made us all t-shirts that said "We made history... AND SNL!! Quarantine '17"! I didn't get sick which was honestly amazing.
Maya Films Did you eat warm shrimp?
650ib haha no, we had a bad case of the noro virus. Over the weekend, 600 students got sick. Then on Monday, only 500 kids were at school (there are 2,500 in the school) and they shut us down Tuesday and Wednesday. The government got involved and called families who called their kids in sick. It was a nightmare but it was over that week!
Maya Films east pride 🔶⚫🔶⚫🔶
UnHinGeD GaMinG GO SAINTS!!!
TSHIRTS LMFAOOO
Fucking hell Michael hit the nail on the head so many times with that race thingy.
sat night live 42
I love how Beck just sits and patiently waits for the applause
Che was actually quite profound regarding race comments in the media in my opinion.
Yup sadly ...
So we can say that every police shooting with a black victim is racist, but not bring up race is inconvenient.
Watch Sam Harris’s ‘Can we pull from the Brink?’
He makes a very convincing case with facts.
@@chinmaypurohit3431 Naw, but whenever the criminal justice system allows the murder of Black men with no consequences for the murderers, we have a problem.
@Chris Mine When you say, "the victims of those men," I assume you mean Black people unjustly killed, and when you say, "somebody that isn't a criminal," I assume you again mean Black victims of violence like Philando Castile, Trayvon Martin, Sandra Bland, Tamir Rice, Breonna Taylor, and far too many others.
@Chris Mine lol I bet your parents are impressive
"Oh no, Colin THIS AFFECTS ALL OF US" is the best quote ever to come out of snl
ruclips.net/video/mLiUd4xBrzw/видео.html
No, it's not
Right. Colin cheats on Scarlett. Lol.
It might not be best quote but it is one of the better analogies about a real subject
Nah
Weekend Update is the funniest part of SNL hands down
Unless they're doing a Cold Open with tRump et al....
It is lol i love weekend update
It's the show saver.
+ Kate and Thompson.
@M G then why the hell are you here?
Colin Jost needs to stop smiling like that or I might fall in love with him forreal.
i thought you were gonna say something mean about bae, i was ready to fight.
I thought i was the only one...
Nabi Sonyeo Never a mean thing about Bae * _ *
Take it easy pal!
don't let Leslie Jones hear you say that, you know how much she loves Colin :)
“..as Colin calls it, (does nasal voice to impersonate Colin) *the ghetto* ”
I’m in tears over this😂😂
SNL: this
Me: laughs in coronavirus
I'm so old... I remember when schools would shut down to protect their students
(idk why I feel the need to say this sorry) but when I was in elementary school (ontario) they used to have a rule that if the temperature got to -27C (without windchill) or lower it would be a snow day. In 7th grade we stayed at home for pretty much the half of winter because it was pushing almost -40C almost every day. Parents got super pissed because they had to find people to watch their kids while they were at work, and as a result of so many complaints they got rid of the -27C rule in the next years. The winters here in Canada (at least where I am) have gotten colder and colder as the years go on. So cut to me, walking my freezing ass to school everyday in -30C to -40C all the way through till the end of high school (the HS is next door).
I think it's caused permant damage to my ears because now whenever it gets even slightly cold my ears get super red and they get a throbbing pain.
@@Raven-yv6di oof I'm so sorry that must be painful I did that to my hands they do the same they turn all purple and start to sting when it is anything below 30f, I'm sorry you had to go thru that in the first place and then to have life long lasting affects you have my sympathy friend
@@Red_Devil_Stew thank you 🙏 that’s unfortunate about your hands! hopefully it doesn’t get too cold where you are.
...as Colin Jost puts it (in a nasal voice to imitate CJ), "The ghetto." ROFL
the captions says “get dough” lol
"Did somebody say woo" IM DYING😂💀💀
😂😂 Yup lol
Beck's "Honestly" song sounds exactly like at least 10 songs everybody has heard! hahaha
I used to think Colin was lucky to be with Scarlett Johansson, but now I feel like it’s Scarlett who’s lucky to be with him. Whoo, Lord, that sexy vanilla milkshake.
@Nia Tsang it's not luck...good-looking people are likely to end up together...
Of course...she was ugly before surgery
Das racist
They are both absurdly good looking. It's unreal.
i agree, he is sexy. i don't see what's so special about her but i'm straight so 🤷♀
The trying-not-to-laugh smile that Colin does is crazy adorable.
“School closes for a second time due to stomach bug” news. 2020
Thank you SNL for helping me ignore my life
You okay?
shandi warren who really is
Everything blows
Watching this from 2020 is hilarious
Or very sad xD
I know right
I should be doing my english homework, but instead I'm binge-watching weekend update... who needs good grades when you have Colin Jost?
Little did you know a year ago that school would be cancelled and therefore null and void and u just shoulda spent all your focus on snl
@@yallerfy1787 Well that’s not ominous whatsoever.
And Michael Che +nataliya
You do realize that Colin has a degree from Harvard, right?
As long as you are not distracted by your Krissy Knox poster. Yeeah! And her big, nasty hot dog.
( confused? Look up Emma Stone snl)
Beck's smile was so cute oh my god
I feel like that “Honestly” song already exist...honestly.
Che's OJ bronco joke cracked me up.
Beck Bennett has the cutest smile
“Im sure they will be building something “ 😂😂😂😂
Beck Bennett is one of the most underrated cast members
Beck -I do little songs
Tiktok- we found our next star
oh look Putin is a pop star
Michael Che was great with the shootings in Chicago, funny stuff. I loved he said, " Black people don't like living in crime infested neighborhoods either " hit on a very important social issue.
This beck Bennett skit might be the most awkward thing I’ve seen on this show and man there’s a lot lol
SNL: this
Me: laughs in coronavirus
Beck's proud nod and smile after his songs. Lmao.
If Beck and Kyle ever did a 'cringe-off' on SNL medical teams would have to be brought in to revive the audience
As Colin puts it, “the ghetto”
As Colin puts it “ the ghetto” 😂😂😂😂😂
That "Chicago stuff" was brilliant, absolutely brilliant,
Beck was always one of my favorites
Beck's songs were awesome, love his little smile after he sings 😍
Being mentioned on snl is the most impressive thing Saint Charles East has done
The weekend update is basically
"The audience felt that
You felt that
I felt that"
“I’m sure they’d be building something...” Whoa - Michael Che made me laugh.
i am not gay one bit but, i may have fallen in love with colin
Look up heteroflexible
Gay
Hahahahahah U just have gayish tendencies!
Yes you are!
Very much a homosexual
This is the music i wrote in 7th grade thinking i was grace vanderwall
WHY IS THAT POP STAR THING SO ACCURATE!!!!??????????? The artist in me feels attacked lmfaoooooooo
Jost is adorable but Michael Che is awesome!
Yes che is hot, dope ass MAN (I cant dare say 'dope ass "dude" ) sexy af, soo funny, humble, all around future hubby material lol fr tho che is fine asf and babee u can weekend update me, week update me, nightly ;) update lol.
Together unstoppable and hilarious!
Nah
Saint Charles East!!!
(The sick school. I went there for high school.)
Anna D im there right now
You guys arent even polar bears smh
Colin’s baby face is adorable!
I love these dark ass jokes
Not trying to brag, but I kinda figured out that he was singing about making a stuffed animal before he had to break it down for the audience
Ahmed Korayem maybe bc he said “maybe it’s a little stuffed animal”😂 I’m guessing that’s the joke 😂
You can see if not for the makeup on Beck's face he would be insanely bright red from the fear building in him from knowing he has to sing in front of everyone.
Becks hair is stunning
Between this and the house tour sketch, I’m really appreciating how much Beck will take himself down. It makes me laugh my arse off.
I’m buying Beck’s album
Boy oh boy has the first headline aged well
ne_skier that was my school i was a 7th grade and my friend brother was a freshman and they got 2 days off it was bad
that moment when you go to that school
Michael was on point 😂😭
Remember when Beck and Kyle did RUclips?
kids in china might get a day off lmao
RNN I'm sure they'd be building something
Racial, yes. Funny, definitely.
@@septemberdreamer2651 you too. Cute + funny comment. Thanks
Our American kids are lazy. When they should be completing that 2nd annex, their napping and lagging behind with that studying stuff. Face palm. Whatcha gonna do!?? Deep sigh.
Hold up a sec
They need to use Beck Bennett way more, he's actually fuckin hilarious.
2:11 TO 2:30 is so much truth!!!
2017: A whole school quarantine!!
2021: That made the news????
Beck's songs totally hit me
lol I love this show
Looking back on this Bc this was my high school lmao I was a sophomore when it happened
North is better
My ultimate goal in life is to one day be inside Colin Jost.
Shurley you jost?
Anthony James Thats jost not possible
Champsr0ck2247 yes it is... use your imagination.
Anthony James this has gotta be one of the thirstiest youtube comments ive seen
Same.
Lmao remember when it was national news for one school to shut down?
Michael Che throwing diamonds up and the camera cuts out
"You said money like 10 times." Haha.
Omg, I can't handle that Beck Bennett's foundation and his neck don't match. I get they were trying to even out the redness but his chest has redness in it but his face was like yellowish.
Taiku Mizuko I didn't even notice that til I read your comment
Taiku Mizuko He just wears a ski mask when he nude sunbathes so that the other people in Central Park can't readily ID him.
omg.
Thought it was part of the pop star vibe
I bet that was the lowest cut shirt he wore that episode and didn’t have time to get the extra makeup
This Beck bit kills me I need it to come back
Pretty good Fred Armisen impression by Bennett.
1:07 I KNEW Che would mention OJ Simpson when talking about Ford’s new Bronco!
I want Becks songs made into an album
Should have brought Norm back as a special correspondent for the update on the 2020 Bronco.
"That's the weirdest transition...." 😂 😂 😂 😂
Michael Che is a brilliant social commentator.
Colin the peak of male cuteness,no wonder scarlet Johansson picked him
Beck sounds like Jeremy Renner's band.
Anyone else watching this during Corona?
What Michael said about race was the best most intelligent way of describing what so many of us feel about it! Great job Che!!! I’m white and I agree so completely. I’m so sick of racial problems! I cried recently when my much more tuned in daughter explained to me how bad things are in our country right now. It’s SO SENSELESS! Don’t we all have more important things to worry about than hating someone because their skin tone is different from our own? It’s absolutely disgusting to me!!! Come on white people!! Get your shit together finally! You are NOT BETTER JUST BECAUSE YOUR SKIN IS LIGHTER IN COLOR!!!
💗💗💗 love this comment (and Che’s)
Colin and Michael, you guys are the best.😂🤟❤
SNL Finally fired the boring writers.
The joke about "you can hear our cars from blocks away" was sorely underappreciated.
Che spits straight facts and I’m 90% sure half the audience doesnt realize until Colin tells them to clap
Che’s comparison was PERFECT and I totally agree.
Ayy I go to that school
Made me cry , too epic duo !
I love how RUclips CC did Ghetto as Get Dough hahahah
“Am sure kids in China would get a break “. 🤪😂😂
Che said they building somethin
Che's bit about black-on-black violence reminded me of a RUclips video about a lion killing a tourist in Africa. It was a white lion, and a white woman, someone commented 'isn't anyone going to talk about the issue of white-on-white violence?' I couldn't stop laughing.
I love those little songs.
money, money, money, money Yeahhhhhh
Me - WONHAE MANHI MANHI YAH
(ARMY WHERE U AT?) Just me? okay.
*silently scrolls back up and actually watches the video*
Did anyone else notice just how much Beck's eyes were glistening in the light?
If any of you have watched the Office did Beck kind of remind you of Andy at the end??
Lol I love this two gentelman and SNL.
Best cast of SNL ever. Sorry haters
Is this guy Beck Bennett Garth and Kats kid?
1:07 OJ gonna love that new Bronco
Beck and Will Arnett need to do something together
"Kids in China would have a day off" 😂😂
Cant belive the bronco thing actually happened
should i be doing my homework? yes
am i instead watching every weekend update that i can find? also yes