Weekend Update on the Solar Eclipse - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 7 авг 2024
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including President Donald Trump staring into the sun without glasses during the solar eclipse.
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  • @priscilabee583
    @priscilabee583 7 лет назад +2188

    'Black, white and Japan' 😂

    • @mikeysipin7659
      @mikeysipin7659 7 лет назад +7

      Priscila B. FROM Japan. Congratulations, you are fake news.

    • @kristxlaw
      @kristxlaw 7 лет назад +25

      Chloe Taterka That's why it's funny

    • @googlymoogly7620
      @googlymoogly7620 7 лет назад +8

      Priscila B. he must like the animes and ninjas from japan

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 7 лет назад +9

      OMG I bet that person is not Japanese. Probably not even Asian 🤣

    • @t.funkthecoolmunk5472
      @t.funkthecoolmunk5472 7 лет назад +15

      Yes the only 3 races

  • @mikayocc
    @mikayocc 7 лет назад +440

    He's listing off hate groups like they are Pokemon cards 😂😂😂

  • @christinedelossantos8274
    @christinedelossantos8274 7 лет назад +835

    Shout out to Mexico for just being like, "Naa."

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 3 года назад +24

      The best part is, they weren't just like "Naa," but Che isn't allowed to say on television what Mexico's response actually was, since the president said, and this is a direct verbatim quote: "'I'm not going to pay for that fucking wall."

    • @lilliemorgan3466
      @lilliemorgan3466 3 года назад +1

      He should've said "Asian".

    • @meli-7488
      @meli-7488 3 года назад +1

      @@billyeveryteen7328 as he should’ve lmao

  • @bigk9000
    @bigk9000 6 лет назад +1288

    I think the black guy got lost and when he realized where he was; he improvised that sign in order to survive.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 6 лет назад +82

      Actually, Trump's people pay him to show up at Trump rallies.

    • @justinbuergi9867
      @justinbuergi9867 5 лет назад +71

      brainflash1 STOP SPOUTING THOSE DISGUSTING LIES!
      trumps too cheap for that

    • @marbleswan6664
      @marbleswan6664 5 лет назад +34

      Justin Buergi its not HIS money

    • @gummieworms3909
      @gummieworms3909 5 лет назад +32

      This whole comment section is Golden 👏👍

    • @boujiebarbie3198
      @boujiebarbie3198 4 года назад +5

      Looks like he wrote while he was in line to get into the rally.

  • @andrewwiggins1428
    @andrewwiggins1428 7 лет назад +2380

    Greatest interracial couple on TV💯💯💯

    • @teakettleii4588
      @teakettleii4588 5 лет назад +2

      Andrew Wiggins are you the actual NBA player?

    • @bookclub.spampage
      @bookclub.spampage 5 лет назад +4

      Not a couple

    • @blank6521
      @blank6521 5 лет назад +56

      Mathew Reis
      Yes they are

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae 5 лет назад +1

      @@blank6521 How are they a couple?

    • @dimitravasileiadou9771
      @dimitravasileiadou9771 4 года назад +27

      @@TedEhioghae they probably mean a work couple, loke a comedy duo or something like that. Because they are usually together, even in interviews.

  • @hannahlindemann
    @hannahlindemann 7 лет назад +604

    Comedians are the only ones telling the truth at this point

    • @daaave_
      @daaave_ 4 года назад +22

      Hannah Lindemann It’s because the truth is a joke at this point.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 3 года назад +15

      Comedy requires a grasp on reality.

  • @liloiax22
    @liloiax22 7 лет назад +94

    "He's listing off hate groups like they're Pòkemon cards" lmao... that's a great one, whoever came up with that joke better get a friggin raise or at least an edible arrangement or something like that lol

    • @loverunriley
      @loverunriley 3 года назад +5

      you said this 3 years ago but it was colin

    • @theforceiswithu
      @theforceiswithu 3 года назад +4

      Colin and Che writes their own joke.. so I'm sure it's Colin himself

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk 2 года назад

      It's Pokémon

  • @pennylovelace1111
    @pennylovelace1111 7 лет назад +531

    Black, White..... (DON'T SAY YELLOW)... Japan lmao!!
    The writers at SNL don't even need to write anything.

    • @xShaade
      @xShaade 5 лет назад +19

      I honestly thought they were going to say Chinese rather than yellow, since that's usually the default stereotype (and also bonus points for how much Trump LOVES China~)

  • @soulsnatcher4452
    @soulsnatcher4452 7 лет назад +70

    "Don't say yellow" 😂

  • @FishE_PHX
    @FishE_PHX 7 лет назад +53

    "We don't know this fool"
    It was someone responding to a Craigslist ad for attendees, that wanted a bonus for the sign.

  • @MaxTwoSeven
    @MaxTwoSeven 7 лет назад +126

    Che: "We don't know this fool", lol

  • @heatherengwall3038
    @heatherengwall3038 7 лет назад +57

    I love that SNL can keep people laughing during dark times!!!

  • @amandafigueroa3108
    @amandafigueroa3108 7 лет назад +1167

    "On behalf of black people everywhere
    We dont know this fool"

    • @nursemercy5676
      @nursemercy5676 4 года назад +35

      Hes not with us, so he can put that blacks for trump sign down or maybe he was paid

    • @lukethompson2714
      @lukethompson2714 3 года назад +2

      Checks out

    • @cyrusincera6460
      @cyrusincera6460 3 года назад +4

      Trump can't say Japanese.

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 3 года назад +3

      That's what I say about those St. Louis attorney gun nuts.

    • @pamworly8923
      @pamworly8923 3 года назад

      Got that right. I think someone said he is one of those conspiracy theories believers.

  • @ErinAguilar
    @ErinAguilar 6 лет назад +138

    *Filling our a form*
    Are you:
    A. Black
    B. White
    C. From Japan
    *Latino and Asian (and Japanese not born in Japan) kids begin sweating*

  • @leemurray4158
    @leemurray4158 3 года назад +11

    This is definitely one of the best weekend updates ever
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annapopinski4588
    @annapopinski4588 5 лет назад +14

    i swear they need to have their own show

  • @WhatTheKorea
    @WhatTheKorea 4 года назад +10

    My husband is Korean and I’m American..he laughed when he heard “Japan” 🤣

  • @Drrck11
    @Drrck11 7 лет назад +23

    Hilarious as always. Thanks SNL. I needed a good laugh now.

  • @cjslimm5671
    @cjslimm5671 7 лет назад +287

    Anyone wanna trade their Nazi card for my level 100 KKK?

    • @aaronmontero447
      @aaronmontero447 7 лет назад +20

      Fake. No Pokémon card can be that high. FAKE DEAL. FAKE DEAL. THIS IS MY PÓKENAZI!!

    • @usoppdaman7269
      @usoppdaman7269 7 лет назад +9

      Lillard 4 President I'll trade my Commie card gladly.

    • @arthurvanessen5390
      @arthurvanessen5390 6 лет назад +7

      Lillard 4 President I’ll trade you for a SHarmander

    • @arcgx7
      @arcgx7 6 лет назад +8

      Oh, yeah? I got a secret rare Donald Trump lvl X, with its original “build a wall” attack

    • @gushurwitz8793
      @gushurwitz8793 4 года назад +7

      I don’t have a Nazi card. But I DO have a rare “Swatstica” item

  • @jesusalejandrocazares3343
    @jesusalejandrocazares3343 7 лет назад +732

    No homo but this Colin Jost guy is very good looking

  • @Lforaday3
    @Lforaday3 5 лет назад +8

    I love doing my weekend update binge watch and then reading the comments. Feel safe ( and sane!) That I'm not alone out here..,.

  • @MyUknown123
    @MyUknown123 4 года назад +14

    I think that big pause was “don’t say Latino don’t say Latino “ 🤣

  • @macbuff81
    @macbuff81 6 лет назад +4

    "Don't say yellow..." Brilliant!

  • @vanaphill2454
    @vanaphill2454 7 лет назад +15

    Love the Weekend Update Summer Edition!! Great idea, guys!

  • @aneeladesai3852
    @aneeladesai3852 7 лет назад +27

    "I seent the whole thang!"

  • @TuneTink
    @TuneTink 7 лет назад +4

    That pause before "Japan" says a lot :)

  • @ethanhayat8419
    @ethanhayat8419 3 года назад +5

    best duo in the world

  • @rachelgallagher6214
    @rachelgallagher6214 4 года назад +7

    I love watching in the morning so I can go out laughing instead of crying!

  • @majormagic6894
    @majormagic6894 7 лет назад +9

    This bit had me rolling last night

  • @DivaEagle77
    @DivaEagle77 7 лет назад +8

    "On behalf of black people every where, I feel like I have to say, we don't know this fool" lmao!

  • @EbenWatson
    @EbenWatson 3 года назад +30

    "I just want to say on behalf of all blacks we dont know this fool!"

  • @mpg3946
    @mpg3946 7 лет назад +19

    Preach Michael Che.

  • @lamborghinijr3579
    @lamborghinijr3579 7 лет назад +57

    No fucking lie.... my exgirl said " technically American Express is paying for it"...... I can't make a joke about that shit if I tried

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 7 лет назад +11

      Lamborghini JR Haha glad you said ex before the girlfriend part then

  • @shairosenberg9333
    @shairosenberg9333 7 лет назад +465

    Why does it make a difference, he's already leading us blindly?!

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic 7 лет назад +18

      Shai Rosenberg Buh dum tsss. Nice.

    • @HGhaleon
      @HGhaleon 7 лет назад +7

      I see what you did thar :P

    • @jacksonsheffler
      @jacksonsheffler 7 лет назад

      sergemodee A

    • @carterhult1060
      @carterhult1060 7 лет назад

      Amanda Patterson no not particularly

    • @kennethhedden1846
      @kennethhedden1846 6 лет назад

      Yea,Obuma was a leader. Got the races to get along and saved healthcare. What a fn joke,for one he is a muslim,two he is not Amercan,he hates America. Thats why he fucked up shit. There are so fuckin many black people that hate this fucker now. I guess that is white peoples fault as well.A joke,a real fuckin joke.We told you so but you voted for him because of his color and he fucked us all over. Thanks alot. Now we begin a new chapter. Don't fuckin trust nobody.Nice huh? Thats what Barry did.

  • @danamaste119
    @danamaste119 7 лет назад +8

    Genius. Thanks for entertaining us over the summer 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @DDD033
    @DDD033 7 лет назад +14

    OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS!! This is beyond funny

  • @kssward2
    @kssward2 7 лет назад +38

    We don't know this fool! 😂😂😂

  • @beaversteve4368
    @beaversteve4368 7 лет назад +99

    Trump looked at the solar eclipse and both the sun and moon went blind

    • @jasonmurdock9535
      @jasonmurdock9535 7 лет назад +3

      Beaver Steve The Sun and the Moon don't have eyes....

    • @thatguyinyourwalls166
      @thatguyinyourwalls166 2 года назад +1

      Dude, you got a hundred likes for this. ... You deserve more!

  • @BishtrainerTai16
    @BishtrainerTai16 7 лет назад +26

    Trump staring into the sun explains a lot.

  • @festus569
    @festus569 7 лет назад +7

    The best part is when Colin Jost says "Don't say yellow'' and second best part is when Michael Che talks about the black man who was in President Donald Trump's meeting.

  • @Bakolegend123
    @Bakolegend123 7 лет назад +4

    When he said sharmander... TRIGGEREDDDDD!!!

  • @caitlynmarsolek6786
    @caitlynmarsolek6786 7 лет назад +8

    "Now that Robert E. Lee looks like a Muslim woman."
    I died.

  • @antwonsmith70
    @antwonsmith70 7 лет назад +3

    1:55 lmao, yes!! 😅😂

  • @dingram4004
    @dingram4004 7 лет назад +6

    LMFAO... I AM IN TEARS LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @fartemis
    @fartemis 3 года назад +4

    “I don’t think we’re leaving Afganistán anytime soon” ha ha ha… that aged like fine wine

  • @Alvicbar
    @Alvicbar 7 лет назад +313

    Trump can't say Japanese.

    • @alexyshuff2954
      @alexyshuff2954 6 лет назад +2

      Alvicbar he gives zero fucks about prepared speeches.smh

    • @drmoon3138
      @drmoon3138 4 года назад

      From Japanese...?

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 3 года назад

      I'll add it to the list of words he can't pronounce like a normal human. Assuming I can lift the book of all of them.

  • @jameslenze4609
    @jameslenze4609 7 лет назад +1

    This is the only news I watch for actual news.

  • @langepalumbo9546
    @langepalumbo9546 4 года назад +3

    From the thumbnail alone, this is gonna be good

  • @TheRolexseller
    @TheRolexseller 7 лет назад +6

    Brilliant move to do WU summer edition. Just what we needed

  • @bmacfar2
    @bmacfar2 5 лет назад +4

    Michael Che saying "I seen the whole thing" sounds like Dave Chappelle 3:25

    • @BlueThunder1120
      @BlueThunder1120 Год назад

      He said i seen the whole thing like Chappelle said "hey baby!".

  • @johnpangarakis396
    @johnpangarakis396 6 лет назад +2

    “Sharmander” lol

  • @nat0330
    @nat0330 4 года назад +2

    I always thought they wore the whole suit but Michaels wearing JEANS!?! 😂😂

  • @lumpy0100
    @lumpy0100 7 лет назад +5

    Thanks, Saturday Night Live.:) "He's Listing off hate groups like they're Pokeman cards." "Who was THIS?":D

  • @kh0357
    @kh0357 4 года назад +1

    i wish we could go back to this time

  • @SaifKazmi
    @SaifKazmi 7 лет назад +10

    OK BUT ARE WE ALL GONNA IGNORE HOW COLIN SAID "SHARMANDER"

  • @davidesser8371
    @davidesser8371 7 лет назад +5

    He signed an Executive order that because he is the President that he can look at the Eclipse without special glasses

  • @RullyisJRM
    @RullyisJRM 7 лет назад +2

    That last part lmao

  • @kaylo492
    @kaylo492 7 лет назад +1

    That was HILARIOUS

  • @lizziebrown6977
    @lizziebrown6977 7 лет назад +8

    This is the best thing ever!

  • @travelingcarpenter
    @travelingcarpenter 7 лет назад +335

    He should've said "Asian".

    • @josearturogarza5114
      @josearturogarza5114 7 лет назад +64

      Matt Holt that's correct term. But somehow Oriental would have come out of him.

    • @NYCity378
      @NYCity378 7 лет назад +28

      Matt Holt he isn't that smart

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 7 лет назад +30

      "Orange"

    • @narata1541
      @narata1541 7 лет назад +51

      Trump isn't sure what "Asian" is.

    • @lunarfrog
      @lunarfrog 7 лет назад +26

      He doesn't know the term "Asian". For him, it's "JAINEEZ!"

  • @MoonAtomic7
    @MoonAtomic7 7 лет назад +2

    Scharmander?!?!?!?! What?!?!?!

  • @johnmyers4555
    @johnmyers4555 7 лет назад +1

    These are gold.

  • @claytonwierda2002
    @claytonwierda2002 7 лет назад +4

    Did he say Sharmander!? ITS CHARMANDER!!!

  • @powerhouse884
    @powerhouse884 7 лет назад +41

    I can get use to this Show every week :)

  • @aguyandhiscomputer
    @aguyandhiscomputer 7 лет назад +1

    I love Trump and the Japan joke was awesome.

  • @MissD1029
    @MissD1029 7 лет назад +3

    Thank God for SNL🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @abdizzll
    @abdizzll 7 лет назад +3

    Colin Jost is having my baby...

  • @papagotbigtoes3344
    @papagotbigtoes3344 7 лет назад +122

    I almost hit the dislike just because of that charmander pronunciation. SHARMANDER?!?!

  • @danielcropp8553
    @danielcropp8553 5 лет назад +1

    I love those colors at the beginning!

  • @joeli3168
    @joeli3168 5 лет назад +1

    They were killing it that night

  • @urmo2049
    @urmo2049 5 лет назад +7

    S H A R M A N D E R

  • @sidarthavillargarcia2154
    @sidarthavillargarcia2154 7 лет назад +19

    You guys rock!!! :-) this rocks

  • @komalkhan3695
    @komalkhan3695 5 лет назад +1

    2:31 "Shout out to Mexico foot just being like...'nah'"

  • @casperguylkn
    @casperguylkn 7 лет назад +2

    Brilliant. Really funny.

  • @tlotus3032
    @tlotus3032 7 лет назад +54

    'Hopefully racists will calm down now that Robert E Lee is dressed like a Muslim lady. ' Braah

  • @KozenaDrzka
    @KozenaDrzka 7 лет назад +3

    1:07 Sharmander? WAT

  • @danamaste119
    @danamaste119 7 лет назад +1

    THE BEST ECLIPSE WOULD BE STEPHON AND LESLIE JONES ON UPDATE TOGETHER.

  • @hydrasaurandre
    @hydrasaurandre 7 лет назад +2

    Did he just call it a Sharmander?

  • @stud2me4u
    @stud2me4u 7 лет назад +58

    The president of Mexico called president Trump a WALKING EAGLE. A reporter asked the Mexican president why he called president Trump a WALKING EAGLE. He said that the name WALKING EAGLE is given to a bird that is so full of LIES & SHIT that it can no longer fly. Share this joke with everyone you know that could use a good laugh today. PEACE

    • @HonieB
      @HonieB 7 лет назад +1

      Aquil Shamsid-Deen funny😊

    • @stud2me4u
      @stud2me4u 7 лет назад +1

      Thank you. PEACE

    • @KrinkleVal
      @KrinkleVal 7 лет назад +1

      Aquil Shamsid-Deen you are a WALKING EAGLE

    • @stud2me4u
      @stud2me4u 7 лет назад +1

      I agree with your reply 100%. I know it takes one to know one. Welcome my fellow WALKING EAGLE. PEACE.

    • @argerinejordan4703
      @argerinejordan4703 6 лет назад +1

      Aquil Shamsid-Deen. I love it😂😂😂😂

  • @jimnorris3276
    @jimnorris3276 4 года назад +4

    2:15 how did no one realize what he just said. Colin would've been fired for that.

  • @castleislifekatic4146
    @castleislifekatic4146 7 лет назад

    I watched the rally and the whole time I could not stop looking at him. Lmao it's a second Paris Dennard

  • @benphipps6736
    @benphipps6736 7 лет назад +1

    y'all are legends

  • @bigbluephoto
    @bigbluephoto 7 лет назад +6

    At this rally there was stupidity, on many sides, on many sides...

    • @MICHGO1
      @MICHGO1 5 лет назад

      YUP, ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIM, THE LEFT SIDE, BEHIND, IN FRONT.

  • @k.bizzle
    @k.bizzle 7 лет назад +69

    As a white person I wish we could say the same thing for any Trump supporter, "we don't know that dude." I just don't get it anymore.

    • @TheWard1ne
      @TheWard1ne 4 года назад +1

      You just said it, and made it plain.

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 3 года назад +2

      I'm Hispanic and me too.

  • @tripledsupset7301
    @tripledsupset7301 5 лет назад +1

    I love this show

  • @joliecravy5513
    @joliecravy5513 3 года назад +2

    Trump be like "I would like one racism please with an extra side of wall"

  • @FrannieMC69
    @FrannieMC69 7 лет назад +3

    Micheal I feel the same way. we don't know him and if I did, I'd be like WHY???

  • @RafidW9
    @RafidW9 7 лет назад +3

    1:27 literal facepalm

  • @Randy-ry9ss
    @Randy-ry9ss 3 года назад +1

    If you upload the whole clip i can say I SEENT DA HOLE THANG!

  • @kkibela
    @kkibela 7 лет назад

    Outstanding

  • @ericbazinga
    @ericbazinga 7 лет назад +8

    Trump stared directly into the sun without glasses during the eclipse. Sadly, he did not go blind.

  • @richardthegreat7158
    @richardthegreat7158 7 лет назад +34

    what color is Japan?

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 5 лет назад +1

      Ironically all the colors since its a vertical archipelago. That means it hits most longitudes and so each color.

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 5 лет назад +3

      Anime. Anime is their color.

  • @oubrioko
    @oubrioko 3 года назад +1

    3:26 _I seent the whole thang!_

  • @FPVREVIEWS
    @FPVREVIEWS 7 лет назад +1

    Finally some real news!!!

  • @bigmastermind1
    @bigmastermind1 7 лет назад +5

    What's with the way he speaks in these rallies?

  • @richardspikman7116
    @richardspikman7116 7 лет назад +3

    The last joke was absolutely golden- Confederate statues dressed like Muslim women. Damn!

  • @shawngood7980
    @shawngood7980 5 лет назад +2

    That dude is one of my grandfather's students

  • @kaiyabou
    @kaiyabou 7 лет назад +3

    Tall like I know the mews is good buy....DAMN DOES ANYONE NOT NOTICE HOW COLLIN IS EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING. LIKE.......bruh....

  • @LaylaCosplay
    @LaylaCosplay 7 лет назад +4

    I like the humor of snl. Our country needs it these days but the comments on this video are mostly people fighting back n fourth.
    What happened to respect?

  • @Sirikazy
    @Sirikazy 4 года назад

    laugh now enjoy. they will remember this time of as much laughter as the best of your lives. laugh now.