Rodney Dangerfield’s Guide to Auto Repair (1985)
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- Опубликовано: 10 дек 2017
- Rodney Dangerfield steps into a mechanic’s shoes in this sketch from his 1985 TV Special “Exposed”. He’s joined by Dick Butkus and Bubba Smith, as well as Morgan Fairchild who plays an unlucky customer. “You ain’t using this car tonight!”
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When ever I feel down I watch this, and I'm a retired mechanic, never fails to bring a smile back to my face!
Therapy. Me too. Johnny, I got no Sex My wife cut me down to once a month
Oh. I’m sorry Rodney.
Eh I don’t feel so bad. I know guys she cut out Completely. Lol
🗡jokes like Excalibur cuz, he always slayin' me.
Right before the punch line, adjust the tie.... unprecedented....
Much...much
❤ R E S P E C T ! ❤
Love You, Mr. Dangerfield, & You are Missed by Many..❤😊
Ronnie is definitely hilarious hilarious.
This skit is over 30 years old & it's still accurate as fuck. Btw I think my dentist also took this course!
'You ain't using these teeth tonight!'.
@@d.e.b.b5788 Who worked on these before ??
"My dentist put in all new teeth. Then he told me I needed braces."
"I better take a closer look, let's take some x-rays & we will reschedule for another cleaning appointment "
@@carbunkle9902lol
Bubba Smith trying not to laugh, this has made my day. Rest in Peace Rodney and Bubba
I don;t think anyone could look at Rodney's face when his eyes go wide 0__0 and not laugh. lol
And now Marion
Great guys
Bubba Smith Is Well Love And Well Respected In Many Circles: Including East Lansing MSU Football; Home Town Flint Michigan; He Would Help Community Leaders Stop Drugs In 0ur School. He Really Was Great Guy And A Football Hall 0f Famer...
Rip Rodney and Bubba
I was a TV repairman for 22 years, and suddenly I realize how many times I said, "Who worked on this before", now...
At least now you know where the phrase came from.
The viewers that voted thumbs down on this video ain't using their car tonight.
Lol
You cant see down votes anymore 😂😭
@Luke-eu5vn but you know they are there
@@0utcast yup
Back when you could see the downvotes, there was always that guy that always said something silly like this, and then the video would get even more down votes by people who did it in spite of the comment, so it would just cause more down votes ultimately.
Love Rodney Dangerfield! I miss him. I'm getting old; I miss a lot of people these days.
James Allen Not that old as long as you don't miss Teddy Roosevelt
James Allen hear you on that
When you die I will miss you!
Agree. Losing all the Greats.
Josef Venport Thank you for that! Made my day.
I think the mechanic I had last week, watched this too many times lol.
rhoads' girl .Cost alot to get yours fixed sexy? Lol
"Who woyrkd on you last honey ?"
I've actually heard a couple of these lines before from actual mechanics that's the really comical part
Was that you? 😁
Damn girl I can help you
"Who worked on this car before?" My boss asked a lady that, and she said:"You did!" He never asked that again.
That's why as a Husband or Boyfriend you learn to stay brand loyal to what ever brand you are NOT working on... Then all you have to do is just cuss the brand of vehicle of the wife's/Gf's and be done with it... Pluckin ________!
😆 Coughing up my Koolaid 😆
@@kramnull8962
"god damn mini coopers were fine until them damn communists took over, now they're just piles of garbage. you want my advice? scrap this shitbox and buy a toyota corolla"
@@Chimera6297 I love that!
that's why you always say it in a neutral tone at first, just to be safe cause then you can add: "yeah cause it's shape shape"
I loved Rodney Dangerfield. He was always such a professional. He also didn't need to rely on cheap vulgarity. Rodney was a real class act. Much respect to the man who never got any respect. Rest in peace Rodney. We sure do miss you.
Rodney:My car broke down i called tripple a,They left the car and towed me away!😂😂😂
@@vernwallen4246 You didn't call me....
I came home from work & saw a guy running naked down my street. I asked him why he said 'because you came home early.' I know my wife is cheating on me. When I come home my parrot says 'Quick! Out the window!' My wife & I don't see things the same. I wanted to have sex when I came home from work. She wanted to have sex when I was at work.
I guess you never saw some of his movies.... Some are fairly vulgar for the time
@@jasonwilliams3223 "Vulgar" is in the eye of the beholder.
*WHEW* You ain't using this car tonight!
Sylvester
The cat. Sylvester
Yup. My buddy didn't want to change his own soft line on his brake line. They kept it for a week all because they they ordered the part from his dealer instead of going to the store for it or ordering it 2 day Amazon. I would have had it fixed for him in 1 hour lol
Rodney's jokes are timeless. I love his humor and when I'm feeling down I watch him and wish he was still here. God bless you Rodney
"I'd keep ya after school but I'm afraid of ya"
Morgan Fairchild rocks the 80s aquanet hair😎
morgan fairchild rocks anything she wears or any style she picks
morgan fairchild rocks in anything!!!!
Honestly she is one of the most beautiful people I have encountered in this life
Learning how to actually fix a car - difficult and expensive.
Learning how to con the customer - priceless.
last auto mechanic i seen came from this class
mark hunter saw
I see you've been to Pep Boys
They got that ' blinker fluid' now.
@@kennethwallace4338 hmmmm
They all came from that class 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite Rodney sketch of all time! Saw this when it originally aired. I was a TV repairman too!
Who worked on this before
You ain't using this TV tonight!
@@newjerseybt The TV repairman's threat was "Wow, this is worse than I thought, gonna have to take it in to the shop." Then you _knew_ you'd be without a TV for at least several days.
My dad was a professional mechanic, I guess he didn't go to the Rodney Dangerfield Guide to Auto Repair because we were poor. He was always honest and even worked on old ladies cars free from labor and cut them a break on parts if they couldn't pay the full bill. We were poor but he was one of my hero's in life. Although I did get a laugh out of it. Thanks for sharing. Best Wishes & Blessings. Keith Noneya
@keithnoneya you may have not had money but you were never poor
@@Alex-ZoneYeah living on the 2nd story house in a junk yard and barely having food as a kid and having to shop at the good will and have kids laugh at your clothes definitely isn't poor. We did make it to FHA housing eventually, Oh I forgot the projects in Denver for a year too. Nah have no idea what you're talking about, glad I was so rich when I was young, even up through my high school years.
@@keithnoneya My best friends Dad died when he was 9. Also it sounds like your Dad was selfless I'm sorry about your personal situation I'm just saying there is something good you can take from it.
Your dad was a legend Keith. I bet you are a good person too.
@@GaryLaaks1Well I try to be. People who know me say I am, my friends say I am, but then again most peoples friends say that about them anyways. LOL Thanks I appreciate it. Best Wishes & Blessings. Keith Noneya
3:23 Butkus says "I spend 2 hours" while holding up 3 fingers.
Who thumbed it down...? He gets no respect...
When his dog found out they looked alike he killed himself
people who are probably upset over him giving the okay sign! It's considered racist or some shit now......
Don Quixote "No respect at all!"
This guy was the realest.
@@Razgar_Voxel shows how pussified some people have gotten...
That really was Dick Butkus too. That's awesome. Played for Da Bears in the 60s and 70s. Hall of famer.
You are so missed Rodney! God bless you. A true legend.
This was back in the day when comedy was funny not filthy. I miss those days. Rest in peace, Rodney Dangerfield. You made me laugh years ago, and I'm still laughing today. Thanks.
And yet it was Rodney who introduced the world to Andrew "Dice" Clay of all people. He gave him his big break in prime time on HBO.
Dangerfield was part of a bygone era of comedians that to this day, have never been matched.
According to the dislike bar, many mechanics have an issue with giving out trade secrets.. 😤
this sketch is about every repair service there is
Yeah maybe they've had to many TV Repairmen in their lives........
@@pedenmk or too many inside their wives...
Yeah, all 371 of 'em!
ZeroMass .... an episode of Rip-ly's "Funny but True" stories
Always loved the delivery of his jokes. Classic comedy at its finest...thank you for the many years of laughs Mr Dangerfield. My father loved your work and I and still do to this day.
Very reminiscent of the days when my father was still around, both laughing at this great man. thank you
Oh man, they don't make comedy like this anymore....funny comedy. Real talent.
Rodney was one of the funniest guys of all.
made both movies of caddyshack more funnier to watch
Joseph M Rodney was like the Al Bundy before there was an Al Bundy...
Don Quixote not close Rodney was the best...followed by joan rivers..
@@darlenevicars3988 Joan Rivers? You have got to be fucking kidding me!!! Don't put a genius like Rodney in the same company as Joan fucking Rivers!!!
@@coyleigh5163 Audiences laughed at both Joan and Rodney a lot!
I'm here on a very miserable, and lonely Christmas 2020, laughing my as* off after watching this.
I miss 1985. Such fond memories of Rodney , Dick, and Morgan
This is the training class for Pep Boys mechanics.
I wouldn't let Pep Boys check my oil, let alone work on my car.
@@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 You sound like me towards the Jiffy Lube guys...
🤣👍
Manny and Moe don't know Jack
Pure excellence! Rodney is one of the all time greats. His one liners come at you like a machine gun. Sadly I was too young to see him live....thank you for uploading this gem for us youngsters to enjoy!!!!
1972 Chevy Nova! This video is so true about some of these mechanics. Some folks will rob you with a six gun and some with a fountain pen eh.
You can steal more with a Pen than you can with a Gun and even if you get caught with the Gun the Guy with the Pen still gets gets paid. The Irony of our system is; As it Jails those that steal with a Gun, It Openly Praises those that steal with a Pen. Per our Founders Formula, From time to time, we need to bleed out the Ink.
0:22 I love how Rodney 's still grabbing for his tie after a punchline =)
“You can’t get there from here!” 😂
Then charge him a dollar for the map.
About 50 years ago I worked at a mobile Service station I would use that very same line you can't get there from here The scary part is I actually had people ask me well where do I have to go to get there if I can't get there from here
The last gas station I stopped at they had the key chained to a hubcap.
Hahaha. That's original but makes sense.
Lol typical gas station bathroom key 🔑
We must have been to same one I also have seen this b4
Not to bad.... I stopped at a shell while back and it was chained to a 18 wheeler rim... those are not light
I got mad, cause I went to a gas station and the hub cap was from a 67 XR7 cougar but I couldn’t be that mad cause he still had it in his garage and it’s running lol 2 on the wall and 2 for the bathroom lol
Perfection.......every time I go see my mechanic Mr. Ryan I will be thinking of this skit!
Glad I subscribed to Rodney. Saw this before and forgot about Morgan Fairchild
Listening too Rodney Dangerfield brings back so many happy memories. Miss the oldies
Rodney was king. Those sleazy mechanic quotes are still being said today. 😂😂😂😂
The passage of time can be so cruel...
RIP Pryor, Sam and Dangerfield you we're the best of the best....
Paul West whos Sam?
@@MrAkurvaeletbe Sam kinison. Look up his bit on starving Africans.
@@yourdangerousmav Pack your sh*t and we'll take you to WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
I haven't seen this one in ages! I always remembered the line, "You ain't using this car tonight." 😂😂
As a mechanic for 10 years and all I can say is......
This is 100% true.
"I'm ALL ALONE HERE!" - Lol
Bubba smith,rodney dangerfield 2 legends
Jerry Beloin love them both...
how could you forget dick butkas. not a football fan?
...and Morgan Fairchild?
👋😜
I've now learned, by the end on how to be a mechanic properly, thank you Rodney Dangerfield.
When I had my TEXACO Station back in the late 60 - 70s - - my famous warranty answer when a customer asked what is the warranty while paying the bill was - - - are you ready for this - - ONE DAY OR 10,000 MILES - - WHICH EVER COMES FIRST ! Now that got some mixed reactions from blank stares, to laugh, to Oh I Guess You Think That's Funny ! The last one ended up in everyone in the showroom laughing - - he was a good customer and great sense of humor.
I l4arned more about cars from my dad that never finished high school than most mechanics before fancy computers took over. Now you need a special computer to tell you what computer part of the car is bad so you can replace it.
That is true, but sadly without those computers we would still have 8 to 10mpg and with 4 dollar plus a gallon being the norm, it would erase your wallet faster than your partner at Black Friday or Cyber Monday.
The days when classic mechanics (myself included) could rebuild a 4bbl carb and change plugs and points and condensers are long gone. Now it's OBD II and at least you can purchase a Bluetooth module that will tell you error codes on the fly on your phone.
That's a huge plus when you need quick and accurate info and don't have a Chilton's copy available.
Is it a good thing? Yes and no. Because some error codes are actually engineering errors at the factory. Ford was bad for that in Explorers and Expeditions. Same stupid shit like emissions, cat converter, and sensors.
Nuisance faults.....I could go on, but I do miss the days of simplicity. Plugs you could change, carbs you could rebuild, and a tune up with a timing light. Ahhh memories...
@@deathstrike I would rather have a six cylinder 1966 ford pick up I can service myself which is dependable and very cheap on gas (up to 30mpg) as well.
@@deathstrike changing points and rebuilding carbs is nothing compared to the complexity in todays cars. They constantly push mechanics to learn and get smarter. That old school mechanic stuff was elementary. And that's coming from someone who can do both.
I keep watching him and he just gets better, I love RD. Morgan Fairchild ain't too bad either lol 😂
Haha, no she's not. One of the most beautiful ladies ever.
70 nova is in great shape Rodney was 1 of a kind . RIP.
larry lomascolo >>> Weird to think that when this was filmed, that Nova was only 15 years old!
To put that in perspective, that would be like having a 2003 car on the set, if this routine was recorded now.
What 2003 “classics” are appreciated today?
@@knowthycell the neons are getting some love this days, why? i dont know but zoomers are RICING their neons.
"im sorry but u aint gonna be able to drive this car at ALL!" XD hahahahaha
One of the BEST!
Hilarious - and I'll have to show this clip to my husband -he had a big crush on Morgan Fairchild when he was a kid :)
Actually he sold Aluminum siding. Lol
Customer: "Do you work on Japanese Cars?"
Mechanic: "Only when I get a yen fer it!"
customer to same mechanic: How good is the engine in my German car?
Mechanic: Wurst I've ever seen!
@@r.ernestwhite7259 I agree. But my Brat made me buy it! Peace!
Seeing Rodney always reminds me of "Back To School" and the triple lindy. Best dad in a movie ever.
"I'd keep you after class but i'm afraid of ya" ...Bubba proceeds to sit a nearly breaks out in laughter. What a bunch of awesome guys. freakin hilarious. What did she say the TV Repairman??!! lolllll
“I’d keep you after class but I’m afraid of ya.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love Rodney, just glad he's not my mechanic.
Why not atleast you would get a laugh out of the experience thats a lot more than anyone is getting out of their mechanics these days.
Friend: Hey bud you get your car fixed
You: Hell no but i got something funny to tell you. I pissed in the cash drawer and paid the toilet for the repair 😂😂
Ok ill stop now 😂
That's right, that makes it $300. Lmao
I love this!!! Being a mechanic and always loved Rodney !!!!!perfect
The men's room is locked because they're afraid someone might clean it.
Best comedian ever....thanks for posting! 😁
This is absolutely hilarious! Laughter is the best medicine and this delivers the goods!
Rodney’s A Classic!
Off the charts! Rodney is still knocking em dead after 35 years.
The man is a legend.
Im a mechanic for all my life.. this is funny
It's actually pathetic. That's why the internet is a great resource to stop scamming auto mechanics, catching them on camera, getting them sued and putting them out of business. Along with a lot of other scammers that offer other services.
San Ansa I started my shop in 2015 and I wear a GoPro and show the customer the entire process of diagnosis and repair. Transparency in my shop is the most important aspect of my garage. I even allow the car owners to watch me and ask me questions. I also rent out lift bays and assist owners who want to attempt a repair their self.
@@jinemon5866 Good for you Jin.
@@jinemon5866 most mechs are like you. But just like lawyers, 99% make the rest look bad.
I'm your 188th thumbs upper. Someone had to get rid of that number.
Rodney Dangerfield = Comedic GENIUS.
Pure classic Rodney, the best!
He is sooo missed! Always made me laugh with his great delivery.
Also included Marv Throneberry. He played on the 1962 Mets, One time he hit what appeared to be a 2-run triple but was called out for missing first base, His manager, Casey Stengel, came out to argue with the first base umpire. But the second base umpire came over and said, "Don't bother, Case, he also missed second."
What can I say? The master of comedy the crowned king of the one liners! I wish I could be as quick as he was there will never be another comedian like him! I know he's making God laugh! Hey! On Halloween the kids give me candy! God Bless you i'll be there soon!......
I luv it. Gotta love Rodney every time
RODNEY DANGERFIELD YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN EVER YOU HAVE NO IDEA I MUCH YOU ARE MISSED SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Zarkov - why are you writing a comment to a dead person?
@@MarkyD1967
Genius and a true legend.
Rodney was one of the best.......RIP Jack Roy
you aint using this car tonight ha ha
Love Rodney
"You gave me an estimate for $100 and then charged me $200!"
"Well Lady, that's why it's called an estimate!"
👌😄 you ain't usin' this car tonight!
... at all!
ooh, the "Firestone Complete Auto Care" school of business!
I never heard Rodney Dangerfield use profanity. What a great comedian and professional. Rest in peace Rodney.
He did at the end of his roast. "Actually we were meant to have bigger acts, here, but HBO wouldn't go for the fuckin' money, ya know..."
RIP, legend.
What an hilarious sketch. Great.
Morgan Fairchild.... Still stunning.
"Still"? You realize this is from 1985, right?
THAT WAS 33 YEARS AGO
Superb math skills, zeramin. Kudos.
And have you seen her lately?!? I'd still lick it like a snow cone!
Fair enough. I haven't seen her lately, but I'll Google, to find some recent pics.
I just love him since a kid! He was very unique
Hi there
Rodney was at his best when being vulgar. He is also one of my all time favorite comics. Not only that, he gave many a comedian their start. I love this guy. Here's Rodney, "My wife smokes cigars but she won't do it in front of me." Why do you say that? "I always find them in the ashtray when I come home."
I know. She cut me down to sex just once a month. Could be worse. I know two or three other guys she cut out all together.
"My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I'm down to a pack a month but she's up to 3 packs a day!"
That NOVA!!!!!
tetekofa >>> Yeah the Nova was cool.
Before they were all doll'd up into drag cars
Saw Rodney live back in 1987. Best damn show. Laughed my ass off all night.
Rodney was an awesome comedian!!!!
😳 Last week my
👔daughter, failed her driving test
She couldn't get use to the front seat
1:12 I love when actors try not to laugh and break character. 🤣
Rodney and Bubba! Miss you two
Rodney the goat 🐐 😂😂😂 grew up watching him as a kid still funny af
Rodney my favorite comedian! He shoulda gotten an Oscar for his performance in NBK
Hightower was cracking up lol
RIP, Rod.
You were a classic.
This skit is how I feel, after going to all three local mechanics, and having them totally screw me over.
Hope what you said is not true. I'm a mechanic (have been one for over 40 years) and I hate hearing stories of people who feel they have been cheated. This situation occurs usually because of three things:
1) The mechanic is incompetent (misdiagnosis, poor skill set, etc.) and does not correct the problem on the customers vehicle but still charges the customer for basically what amounts to fiddling on the car. If the problem is not resolved, the mechanic should not expect payment. Full stop. No excuses. There are more incompetent mechanics than there are intentionally dishonest ones.
2) There is a breakdown in communications and expectations are not met or managed between mechanic and customer - usually time of completion or final bill.
3) The customer's vehicle was returned in worse condition (dirty, scratched, damaged components, etc.) than when it arrived at the repair shop.
@@ronb1057 One mechanic dented my car & refused to pay for it, another charged 7 hrs for a 4 hr book rate job, the 3rd guy forgot to tighten battery cable clamps leaving me stranded at 10pm outside of town
@@jeffzekas (phew) you ain’t using this car tonight!
If you listen at 1/4 speed, nothing makes sense
Ol' Rod here had such energy, just keeps going and going. Also, Dick looked great in this. Almost like he could've suited up and played in the Super Bowl still!
Christmas 2017 - - - Merry Christmas everyone and Morgan Fairchild looking good.
This is great! I've never seen this one.