Rodney Dangerfield’s Guide to Auto Repair (1985)

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  • @stevehughes2133
    @stevehughes2133 2 года назад +234

    When ever I feel down I watch this, and I'm a retired mechanic, never fails to bring a smile back to my face!

    • @josephsimontacchi2285
      @josephsimontacchi2285 Год назад +5

      Therapy. Me too. Johnny, I got no Sex My wife cut me down to once a month
      Oh. I’m sorry Rodney.
      Eh I don’t feel so bad. I know guys she cut out Completely. Lol

    • @petesmith5092
      @petesmith5092 9 месяцев назад +5

      🗡jokes like Excalibur cuz, he always slayin' me.
      Right before the punch line, adjust the tie.... unprecedented....
      Much...much
      ❤ R E S P E C T ! ❤
      Love You, Mr. Dangerfield, & You are Missed by Many..❤😊

    • @CAROLDDISCOVER-2025
      @CAROLDDISCOVER-2025 8 месяцев назад +2

      Ronnie is definitely hilarious hilarious.

  • @billcounts9516
    @billcounts9516 3 года назад +81

    Rodney's jokes are timeless. I love his humor and when I'm feeling down I watch him and wish he was still here. God bless you Rodney

  • @kt420ish
    @kt420ish 8 месяцев назад +11

    That really was Dick Butkus too. That's awesome. Played for Da Bears in the 60s and 70s. Hall of famer.

  • @jamesallen5591
    @jamesallen5591 7 лет назад +876

    Love Rodney Dangerfield! I miss him. I'm getting old; I miss a lot of people these days.

    • @whoknowsknight9628
      @whoknowsknight9628 7 лет назад +16

      James Allen Not that old as long as you don't miss Teddy Roosevelt

    • @raycity1234
      @raycity1234 7 лет назад +9

      James Allen hear you on that

    • @MrCountrycuz
      @MrCountrycuz 7 лет назад +11

      When you die I will miss you!

    • @philiptonee6334
      @philiptonee6334 7 лет назад +9

      Agree. Losing all the Greats.

    • @jamesallen5591
      @jamesallen5591 7 лет назад +4

      Josef Venport Thank you for that! Made my day.

  • @geraldstarr9950
    @geraldstarr9950 6 лет назад +651

    Bubba Smith trying not to laugh, this has made my day. Rest in Peace Rodney and Bubba

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 5 лет назад +23

      I don;t think anyone could look at Rodney's face when his eyes go wide 0__0 and not laugh. lol

    • @wesleythompson7915
      @wesleythompson7915 3 года назад

      And now Marion

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 3 года назад +2

      Great guys

    • @michaelkush1385
      @michaelkush1385 3 года назад +8

      Bubba Smith Is Well Love And Well Respected In Many Circles: Including East Lansing MSU Football; Home Town Flint Michigan; He Would Help Community Leaders Stop Drugs In 0ur School. He Really Was Great Guy And A Football Hall 0f Famer...

    • @fazakasrobertzoltan9527
      @fazakasrobertzoltan9527 3 года назад +5

      Rip Rodney and Bubba

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 4 года назад +268

    This skit is over 30 years old & it's still accurate as fuck. Btw I think my dentist also took this course!

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 3 года назад +31

      'You ain't using these teeth tonight!'.

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 3 года назад +18

      @@d.e.b.b5788 Who worked on these before ??

    • @carbunkle9902
      @carbunkle9902 Год назад +9

      "My dentist put in all new teeth. Then he told me I needed braces."

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 Год назад +8

      "I better take a closer look, let's take some x-rays & we will reschedule for another cleaning appointment "

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od Год назад

      ​@@carbunkle9902lol

  • @coyleigh5163
    @coyleigh5163 5 лет назад +354

    I loved Rodney Dangerfield. He was always such a professional. He also didn't need to rely on cheap vulgarity. Rodney was a real class act. Much respect to the man who never got any respect. Rest in peace Rodney. We sure do miss you.

    • @vernwallen4246
      @vernwallen4246 4 года назад +12

      Rodney:My car broke down i called tripple a,They left the car and towed me away!😂😂😂

    • @aaa7189
      @aaa7189 4 года назад +6

      @@vernwallen4246 You didn't call me....

    • @phlushphish793
      @phlushphish793 4 года назад +16

      I came home from work & saw a guy running naked down my street. I asked him why he said 'because you came home early.' I know my wife is cheating on me. When I come home my parrot says 'Quick! Out the window!' My wife & I don't see things the same. I wanted to have sex when I came home from work. She wanted to have sex when I was at work.

    • @jasonwilliams3223
      @jasonwilliams3223 3 года назад +8

      I guess you never saw some of his movies.... Some are fairly vulgar for the time

    • @DVincentW
      @DVincentW 3 года назад +7

      @@jasonwilliams3223 "Vulgar" is in the eye of the beholder.

  • @paulhooson6850
    @paulhooson6850 3 года назад +135

    I was a TV repairman for 22 years, and suddenly I realize how many times I said, "Who worked on this before", now...

    • @DaveGamesVT
      @DaveGamesVT 2 года назад +4

      At least now you know where the phrase came from.

  • @videolabguy
    @videolabguy 7 лет назад +53

    My favorite Rodney sketch of all time! Saw this when it originally aired. I was a TV repairman too!

    • @carlsagan1377
      @carlsagan1377 7 лет назад +3

      Who worked on this before

    • @newjerseybt
      @newjerseybt 6 лет назад +3

      You ain't using this TV tonight!

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 5 лет назад +4

      @@newjerseybt The TV repairman's threat was "Wow, this is worse than I thought, gonna have to take it in to the shop." Then you _knew_ you'd be without a TV for at least several days.

  • @keithnoneya
    @keithnoneya 3 года назад +41

    My dad was a professional mechanic, I guess he didn't go to the Rodney Dangerfield Guide to Auto Repair because we were poor. He was always honest and even worked on old ladies cars free from labor and cut them a break on parts if they couldn't pay the full bill. We were poor but he was one of my hero's in life. Although I did get a laugh out of it. Thanks for sharing. Best Wishes & Blessings. Keith Noneya

    • @Alex-Zone
      @Alex-Zone 8 месяцев назад +5

      @keithnoneya you may have not had money but you were never poor

    • @keithnoneya
      @keithnoneya 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Alex-ZoneYeah living on the 2nd story house in a junk yard and barely having food as a kid and having to shop at the good will and have kids laugh at your clothes definitely isn't poor. We did make it to FHA housing eventually, Oh I forgot the projects in Denver for a year too. Nah have no idea what you're talking about, glad I was so rich when I was young, even up through my high school years.

    • @Alex-Zone
      @Alex-Zone 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@keithnoneya My best friends Dad died when he was 9. Also it sounds like your Dad was selfless I'm sorry about your personal situation I'm just saying there is something good you can take from it.

    • @GaryLaaks1
      @GaryLaaks1 8 месяцев назад +3

      Your dad was a legend Keith. I bet you are a good person too.

    • @keithnoneya
      @keithnoneya 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@GaryLaaks1Well I try to be. People who know me say I am, my friends say I am, but then again most peoples friends say that about them anyways. LOL Thanks I appreciate it. Best Wishes & Blessings. Keith Noneya

  • @int53185
    @int53185 4 года назад +333

    "Who worked on this car before?" My boss asked a lady that, and she said:"You did!" He never asked that again.

    • @kramnull8962
      @kramnull8962 4 года назад +11

      That's why as a Husband or Boyfriend you learn to stay brand loyal to what ever brand you are NOT working on... Then all you have to do is just cuss the brand of vehicle of the wife's/Gf's and be done with it... Pluckin ________!

    • @dougfredricks2017
      @dougfredricks2017 3 года назад

      😆 Coughing up my Koolaid 😆

    • @Chimera6297
      @Chimera6297 3 года назад +8

      @@kramnull8962
      "god damn mini coopers were fine until them damn communists took over, now they're just piles of garbage. you want my advice? scrap this shitbox and buy a toyota corolla"

    • @abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186
      @abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186 3 года назад

      @@Chimera6297 I love that!

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 3 года назад +2

      that's why you always say it in a neutral tone at first, just to be safe cause then you can add: "yeah cause it's shape shape"

  • @amyntut
    @amyntut 7 лет назад +624

    I think the mechanic I had last week, watched this too many times lol.

    • @willkiser2674
      @willkiser2674 6 лет назад +1

      rhoads' girl .Cost alot to get yours fixed sexy? Lol

    • @bobsmithers1924
      @bobsmithers1924 5 лет назад +4

      "Who woyrkd on you last honey ?"

    • @jamesmcleod5545
      @jamesmcleod5545 5 лет назад +3

      I've actually heard a couple of these lines before from actual mechanics that's the really comical part

    • @karlreichert9051
      @karlreichert9051 5 лет назад +1

      Was that you? 😁

    • @madbear3512
      @madbear3512 5 лет назад +2

      Damn girl I can help you

  • @Jjcustomsllc
    @Jjcustomsllc 7 лет назад +114

    You are so missed Rodney! God bless you. A true legend.

  • @josephhickman2789
    @josephhickman2789 6 лет назад +88

    Morgan Fairchild rocks the 80s aquanet hair😎

    • @r.ernestwhite7259
      @r.ernestwhite7259 3 года назад +10

      morgan fairchild rocks anything she wears or any style she picks

    • @r.ernestwhite7259
      @r.ernestwhite7259 3 года назад +4

      morgan fairchild rocks in anything!!!!

    • @Makiaveli01
      @Makiaveli01 3 года назад +4

      Honestly she is one of the most beautiful people I have encountered in this life

  • @MaxwellBenson80
    @MaxwellBenson80 5 лет назад +15

    Pure excellence! Rodney is one of the all time greats. His one liners come at you like a machine gun. Sadly I was too young to see him live....thank you for uploading this gem for us youngsters to enjoy!!!!

  • @Charlie-Cat.
    @Charlie-Cat. 4 года назад +203

    The viewers that voted thumbs down on this video ain't using their car tonight.

    • @Luke3v16
      @Luke3v16 8 месяцев назад +1

      Lol

    • @Luke3v16
      @Luke3v16 8 месяцев назад +2

      You cant see down votes anymore 😂😭

    • @0utcast
      @0utcast 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@Luke-eu5vn but you know they are there

    • @Luke3v16
      @Luke3v16 8 месяцев назад

      @@0utcast yup

    • @StreetSweep
      @StreetSweep 8 месяцев назад +1

      Back when you could see the downvotes, there was always that guy that always said something silly like this, and then the video would get even more down votes by people who did it in spite of the comment, so it would just cause more down votes ultimately.

  • @nopjs9865
    @nopjs9865 6 лет назад +52

    Always loved the delivery of his jokes. Classic comedy at its finest...thank you for the many years of laughs Mr Dangerfield. My father loved your work and I and still do to this day.
    Very reminiscent of the days when my father was still around, both laughing at this great man. thank you

  • @jorayx
    @jorayx 7 лет назад +387

    *WHEW* You ain't using this car tonight!

    • @nancydewindt4160
      @nancydewindt4160 6 лет назад +1

      Sylvester

    • @nancydewindt4160
      @nancydewindt4160 6 лет назад +1

      The cat. Sylvester

    • @1badombre82
      @1badombre82 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yup. My buddy didn't want to change his own soft line on his brake line. They kept it for a week all because they they ordered the part from his dealer instead of going to the store for it or ordering it 2 day Amazon. I would have had it fixed for him in 1 hour lol

  • @yahulwagoni4571
    @yahulwagoni4571 5 лет назад +57

    Learning how to actually fix a car - difficult and expensive.
    Learning how to con the customer - priceless.

  • @pierreduplessis1507
    @pierreduplessis1507 6 лет назад +8

    Listening too Rodney Dangerfield brings back so many happy memories. Miss the oldies

  • @daisymaefrench4041
    @daisymaefrench4041 Год назад +28

    This was back in the day when comedy was funny not filthy. I miss those days. Rest in peace, Rodney Dangerfield. You made me laugh years ago, and I'm still laughing today. Thanks.

    • @bigdaddydiesel5520
      @bigdaddydiesel5520 11 месяцев назад

      And yet it was Rodney who introduced the world to Andrew "Dice" Clay of all people. He gave him his big break in prime time on HBO.

  • @donquixote...
    @donquixote... 6 лет назад +586

    Who thumbed it down...? He gets no respect...

    • @VERsingthegamez
      @VERsingthegamez 5 лет назад +6

      When his dog found out they looked alike he killed himself

    • @Razgar_Voxel
      @Razgar_Voxel 5 лет назад +12

      people who are probably upset over him giving the okay sign! It's considered racist or some shit now......

    • @Loveismygift
      @Loveismygift 5 лет назад +5

      Don Quixote "No respect at all!"

    • @rylanmacdonald6416
      @rylanmacdonald6416 5 лет назад +1

      This guy was the realest.

    • @naturesfinest4871
      @naturesfinest4871 4 года назад +6

      @@Razgar_Voxel shows how pussified some people have gotten...

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay4606 6 лет назад +12

    I miss 1985. Such fond memories of Rodney , Dick, and Morgan

  • @horaceball5418
    @horaceball5418 6 лет назад +7

    Perfection.......every time I go see my mechanic Mr. Ryan I will be thinking of this skit!

  • @oneheadhunter1
    @oneheadhunter1 7 лет назад +314

    last auto mechanic i seen came from this class

  • @Blacksheepishot
    @Blacksheepishot 7 лет назад +64

    The passage of time can be so cruel...
    RIP Pryor, Sam and Dangerfield you we're the best of the best....

    • @MrAkurvaeletbe
      @MrAkurvaeletbe 6 лет назад

      Paul West whos Sam?

    • @yourdangerousmav
      @yourdangerousmav 6 лет назад +1

      @@MrAkurvaeletbe Sam kinison. Look up his bit on starving Africans.

    • @briannelson4472
      @briannelson4472 3 года назад

      @@yourdangerousmav Pack your sh*t and we'll take you to WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

  • @dukeman7595
    @dukeman7595 7 лет назад +359

    Rodney was one of the funniest guys of all.

    • @jasinere35
      @jasinere35 6 лет назад +3

      made both movies of caddyshack more funnier to watch

    • @donquixote...
      @donquixote... 6 лет назад +5

      Joseph M Rodney was like the Al Bundy before there was an Al Bundy...

    • @darlenevicars3988
      @darlenevicars3988 6 лет назад +1

      Don Quixote not close Rodney was the best...followed by joan rivers..

    • @coyleigh5163
      @coyleigh5163 5 лет назад +1

      @@darlenevicars3988 Joan Rivers? You have got to be fucking kidding me!!! Don't put a genius like Rodney in the same company as Joan fucking Rivers!!!

    • @darrylschultz9311
      @darrylschultz9311 5 лет назад +1

      @@coyleigh5163 Audiences laughed at both Joan and Rodney a lot!

  • @SSHitMan
    @SSHitMan 3 года назад +33

    3:23 Butkus says "I spend 2 hours" while holding up 3 fingers.

  • @DanDDirges
    @DanDDirges 7 лет назад +109

    1972 Chevy Nova! This video is so true about some of these mechanics. Some folks will rob you with a six gun and some with a fountain pen eh.

    • @redneckhippiefreak
      @redneckhippiefreak 3 года назад +5

      You can steal more with a Pen than you can with a Gun and even if you get caught with the Gun the Guy with the Pen still gets gets paid. The Irony of our system is; As it Jails those that steal with a Gun, It Openly Praises those that steal with a Pen. Per our Founders Formula, From time to time, we need to bleed out the Ink.

  • @MADDLADO1
    @MADDLADO1 4 года назад +13

    I'm here on a very miserable, and lonely Christmas 2020, laughing my as* off after watching this.

  • @ZeroMass
    @ZeroMass 5 лет назад +469

    According to the dislike bar, many mechanics have an issue with giving out trade secrets.. 😤

    • @alerey4363
      @alerey4363 5 лет назад +9

      this sketch is about every repair service there is

    • @pedenmk
      @pedenmk 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah maybe they've had to many TV Repairmen in their lives........

    • @naturesfinest4871
      @naturesfinest4871 4 года назад +8

      @@pedenmk or too many inside their wives...

    • @kcmo1992
      @kcmo1992 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, all 371 of 'em!

    • @barquerojuancarlos7253
      @barquerojuancarlos7253 4 года назад +1

      ZeroMass .... an episode of Rip-ly's "Funny but True" stories

  • @jerrybeloin7472
    @jerrybeloin7472 7 лет назад +114

    Bubba smith,rodney dangerfield 2 legends

    • @Laffy1345
      @Laffy1345 7 лет назад +1

      Jerry Beloin love them both...

    • @thersten
      @thersten 6 лет назад +12

      how could you forget dick butkas. not a football fan?

    • @tyree9055
      @tyree9055 3 года назад

      ...and Morgan Fairchild?
      👋😜

  • @wyatt-rocks
    @wyatt-rocks 3 года назад +15

    Oh man, they don't make comedy like this anymore....funny comedy. Real talent.

  • @timothyortiz2222
    @timothyortiz2222 3 месяца назад +1

    I love watching this over and over.

  • @larrylomascolo6289
    @larrylomascolo6289 7 лет назад +19

    70 nova is in great shape Rodney was 1 of a kind . RIP.

    • @B3burner
      @B3burner 6 лет назад

      larry lomascolo >>> Weird to think that when this was filmed, that Nova was only 15 years old!
      To put that in perspective, that would be like having a 2003 car on the set, if this routine was recorded now.

    • @knowthycell
      @knowthycell 4 года назад +1

      What 2003 “classics” are appreciated today?

    • @HIDHIFDB
      @HIDHIFDB 3 года назад +1

      @@knowthycell the neons are getting some love this days, why? i dont know but zoomers are RICING their neons.

  • @stevezarkov2311
    @stevezarkov2311 7 лет назад +66

    RODNEY DANGERFIELD YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN EVER YOU HAVE NO IDEA I MUCH YOU ARE MISSED SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MarkyD1967
      @MarkyD1967 5 лет назад

      Steve Zarkov - why are you writing a comment to a dead person?

    • @JeffCounsil-rp4qv
      @JeffCounsil-rp4qv 3 года назад

      @@MarkyD1967

  • @tchrisou812
    @tchrisou812 7 лет назад +64

    Love Rodney

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack 6 лет назад +153

    "I'd keep ya after school but I'm afraid of ya"

  • @jamesnolan9202
    @jamesnolan9202 5 лет назад +4

    I haven't seen this one in ages! I always remembered the line, "You ain't using this car tonight." 😂😂

  • @jeremyedgell9989
    @jeremyedgell9989 2 года назад +2

    I love this!!! Being a mechanic and always loved Rodney !!!!!perfect

  • @MikeMaxwell1961
    @MikeMaxwell1961 3 года назад +6

    This is absolutely hilarious! Laughter is the best medicine and this delivers the goods!

  • @ozzstars_cars
    @ozzstars_cars 6 лет назад +7

    Pure classic Rodney, the best!

  • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
    @MatthewSmith-to1hz 4 года назад +6

    As a mechanic for 10 years and all I can say is......
    This is 100% true.

  • @georgewettig1860
    @georgewettig1860 3 года назад +2

    Off the charts! Rodney is still knocking em dead after 35 years.

  • @gregorydeutsch3530
    @gregorydeutsch3530 3 года назад +5

    Glad I subscribed to Rodney. Saw this before and forgot about Morgan Fairchild

  • @lonesomedove7874
    @lonesomedove7874 7 лет назад +32

    Best comedian ever....thanks for posting! 😁

  • @voices4dayz469
    @voices4dayz469 6 лет назад +5

    I've now learned, by the end on how to be a mechanic properly, thank you Rodney Dangerfield.

  • @thekeylifelessonsshow8125
    @thekeylifelessonsshow8125 6 лет назад +11

    Genius and a true legend.

  • @NealVio
    @NealVio 7 лет назад +15

    I luv it. Gotta love Rodney every time

  • @neilouellette3004
    @neilouellette3004 5 лет назад +1

    Saw Rodney live back in 1987. Best damn show. Laughed my ass off all night.

  • @fredalexander5705
    @fredalexander5705 3 года назад +3

    When I had my TEXACO Station back in the late 60 - 70s - - my famous warranty answer when a customer asked what is the warranty while paying the bill was - - - are you ready for this - - ONE DAY OR 10,000 MILES - - WHICH EVER COMES FIRST ! Now that got some mixed reactions from blank stares, to laugh, to Oh I Guess You Think That's Funny ! The last one ended up in everyone in the showroom laughing - - he was a good customer and great sense of humor.

  • @stevenborgens1390
    @stevenborgens1390 3 года назад +1

    "I'd keep you after class but i'm afraid of ya" ...Bubba proceeds to sit a nearly breaks out in laughter. What a bunch of awesome guys. freakin hilarious. What did she say the TV Repairman??!! lolllll

  • @remessinger
    @remessinger 7 лет назад +137

    Love Rodney, just glad he's not my mechanic.

    • @brainwashingdetergent4128
      @brainwashingdetergent4128 6 лет назад +1

      Why not atleast you would get a laugh out of the experience thats a lot more than anyone is getting out of their mechanics these days.

    • @brainwashingdetergent4128
      @brainwashingdetergent4128 6 лет назад +2

      Friend: Hey bud you get your car fixed
      You: Hell no but i got something funny to tell you. I pissed in the cash drawer and paid the toilet for the repair 😂😂
      Ok ill stop now 😂

  • @karl1949
    @karl1949 6 лет назад

    It's been a hundred years or so since your first performance ...and i still can get enough, in two life times maybe!?! L.O.V.E RD!

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 5 лет назад +24

    “You can’t get there from here!” 😂

    • @steveguild871
      @steveguild871 5 лет назад +3

      Then charge him a dollar for the map.

    • @Greg-xv9qj
      @Greg-xv9qj Год назад

      About 50 years ago I worked at a mobile Service station I would use that very same line you can't get there from here The scary part is I actually had people ask me well where do I have to go to get there if I can't get there from here

  • @a1orski
    @a1orski 3 года назад +31

    Customer: "Do you work on Japanese Cars?"
    Mechanic: "Only when I get a yen fer it!"

    • @r.ernestwhite7259
      @r.ernestwhite7259 3 года назад +2

      customer to same mechanic: How good is the engine in my German car?
      Mechanic: Wurst I've ever seen!

    • @a1orski
      @a1orski 3 года назад +1

      @@r.ernestwhite7259 I agree. But my Brat made me buy it! Peace!

  • @LucidDreamer54321
    @LucidDreamer54321 4 года назад +40

    This is the training class for Pep Boys mechanics.

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 3 года назад +7

      I wouldn't let Pep Boys check my oil, let alone work on my car.

    • @tyree9055
      @tyree9055 3 года назад +3

      @@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 You sound like me towards the Jiffy Lube guys...
      🤣👍

    • @emperorpawpateen.9992
      @emperorpawpateen.9992 3 года назад +1

      Manny and Moe don't know Jack

  • @fred306801
    @fred306801 6 лет назад +104

    The last gas station I stopped at they had the key chained to a hubcap.

    • @gabelopez657
      @gabelopez657 5 лет назад +3

      Hahaha. That's original but makes sense.

    • @Stavros1977
      @Stavros1977 4 года назад +5

      Lol typical gas station bathroom key 🔑

    • @douglasjackson2430
      @douglasjackson2430 4 года назад +3

      We must have been to same one I also have seen this b4

    • @scottrussell6717
      @scottrussell6717 3 года назад +2

      Not to bad.... I stopped at a shell while back and it was chained to a 18 wheeler rim... those are not light

    • @ernestoorozco-jimenez4966
      @ernestoorozco-jimenez4966 3 года назад

      I got mad, cause I went to a gas station and the hub cap was from a 67 XR7 cougar but I couldn’t be that mad cause he still had it in his garage and it’s running lol 2 on the wall and 2 for the bathroom lol

  • @rjg7112
    @rjg7112 6 лет назад +10

    Seeing Rodney always reminds me of "Back To School" and the triple lindy. Best dad in a movie ever.

  • @Dubsteppah
    @Dubsteppah 8 месяцев назад +2

    Dangerfield was part of a bygone era of comedians that to this day, have never been matched.

  • @gryjffrs
    @gryjffrs 6 лет назад +19

    Rodney was at his best when being vulgar. He is also one of my all time favorite comics. Not only that, he gave many a comedian their start. I love this guy. Here's Rodney, "My wife smokes cigars but she won't do it in front of me." Why do you say that? "I always find them in the ashtray when I come home."

    • @rossmandell8734
      @rossmandell8734 5 лет назад +2

      I know. She cut me down to sex just once a month. Could be worse. I know two or three other guys she cut out all together.

    • @stevemccooleq
      @stevemccooleq 9 месяцев назад +1

      "My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I'm down to a pack a month but she's up to 3 packs a day!"

  • @jeffreythomson8068
    @jeffreythomson8068 6 лет назад +9

    Also included Marv Throneberry. He played on the 1962 Mets, One time he hit what appeared to be a 2-run triple but was called out for missing first base, His manager, Casey Stengel, came out to argue with the first base umpire. But the second base umpire came over and said, "Don't bother, Case, he also missed second."

  • @daddyosink4413
    @daddyosink4413 7 лет назад +108

    Morgan Fairchild.... Still stunning.

    • @maestroofamore8948
      @maestroofamore8948 7 лет назад +10

      "Still"? You realize this is from 1985, right?

    • @zeramin3585
      @zeramin3585 7 лет назад +2

      THAT WAS 33 YEARS AGO

    • @maestroofamore8948
      @maestroofamore8948 7 лет назад +2

      Superb math skills, zeramin. Kudos.

    • @daddyosink4413
      @daddyosink4413 7 лет назад +5

      And have you seen her lately?!? I'd still lick it like a snow cone!

    • @maestroofamore8948
      @maestroofamore8948 7 лет назад

      Fair enough. I haven't seen her lately, but I'll Google, to find some recent pics.

  • @MichaelSkye-y3t
    @MichaelSkye-y3t 7 месяцев назад +2

    One of the BEST!

  • @MaxPower-yg1uf
    @MaxPower-yg1uf 7 лет назад +243

    Im a mechanic for all my life.. this is funny

    • @sanansa4567
      @sanansa4567 5 лет назад +3

      It's actually pathetic. That's why the internet is a great resource to stop scamming auto mechanics, catching them on camera, getting them sued and putting them out of business. Along with a lot of other scammers that offer other services.

    • @jinemon5866
      @jinemon5866 5 лет назад +23

      San Ansa I started my shop in 2015 and I wear a GoPro and show the customer the entire process of diagnosis and repair. Transparency in my shop is the most important aspect of my garage. I even allow the car owners to watch me and ask me questions. I also rent out lift bays and assist owners who want to attempt a repair their self.

    • @sanansa4567
      @sanansa4567 5 лет назад +4

      @@jinemon5866 Good for you Jin.

    • @donzimo2133
      @donzimo2133 5 лет назад +4

      @@jinemon5866 most mechs are like you. But just like lawyers, 99% make the rest look bad.

    • @CLOWNBOT00
      @CLOWNBOT00 5 лет назад +1

      I'm your 188th thumbs upper. Someone had to get rid of that number.

  • @dsamnath
    @dsamnath 7 лет назад +14

    What an hilarious sketch. Great.

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 7 лет назад +63

    That's right, that makes it $300. Lmao

  • @socalsal627
    @socalsal627 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious - and I'll have to show this clip to my husband -he had a big crush on Morgan Fairchild when he was a kid :)

  • @weldingandfab6484
    @weldingandfab6484 6 лет назад +14

    "im sorry but u aint gonna be able to drive this car at ALL!" XD hahahahaha

  • @michellehenry6773
    @michellehenry6773 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love you Rodney! See you again soon! Xoxo

  • @shaun5944
    @shaun5944 5 лет назад +14

    I keep watching him and he just gets better, I love RD. Morgan Fairchild ain't too bad either lol 😂

    • @jrgilbert
      @jrgilbert 5 лет назад +1

      Haha, no she's not. One of the most beautiful ladies ever.

  • @nancyvelasquez7320
    @nancyvelasquez7320 2 года назад +4

    What can I say? The master of comedy the crowned king of the one liners! I wish I could be as quick as he was there will never be another comedian like him! I know he's making God laugh! Hey! On Halloween the kids give me candy! God Bless you i'll be there soon!......

  • @monickalynn4365
    @monickalynn4365 6 лет назад +3

    I just love him since a kid! He was very unique

  • @davidjunker2772
    @davidjunker2772 8 месяцев назад +1

    “The problem is this bill…and don’t give me the fake feet routine!”
    “Hey! Look at that! A repeat customer!”
    😂

  • @justicegear85
    @justicegear85 5 лет назад +16

    "I'm ALL ALONE HERE!" - Lol

  • @Workerbee-zy5nx
    @Workerbee-zy5nx 9 месяцев назад +1

    Rodney was king. Those sleazy mechanic quotes are still being said today. 😂😂😂😂

  • @l.c.boogie1219
    @l.c.boogie1219 5 лет назад +4

    “I’d keep you after class but I’m afraid of ya.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @panther105
    @panther105 3 года назад +2

    Major respect, Mr. Dangerfield..!! And I bet you could have taught my high school math classes way better than the goofball I got stuck with ever year...!!

  • @elomarr6691
    @elomarr6691 6 лет назад +4

    Rodney my favorite comedian! He shoulda gotten an Oscar for his performance in NBK

  • @MikeMaxwell1961
    @MikeMaxwell1961 3 года назад +1

    Rodney Dangerfield = Comedic GENIUS.

  • @spearfisherdave7460
    @spearfisherdave7460 6 лет назад +13

    ooh, the "Firestone Complete Auto Care" school of business!

  • @GeordiLaForge1974
    @GeordiLaForge1974 5 лет назад +2

    😂 Wow! Hilarious! I loved that guy! He was and still is one of my favorite comedians!

  • @x.y.8581
    @x.y.8581 3 года назад +8

    "You gave me an estimate for $100 and then charged me $200!"
    "Well Lady, that's why it's called an estimate!"

  • @t.curran8243
    @t.curran8243 5 лет назад +1

    This is so true! "You can't get there from here", is a classic and true Vermont saying.

  • @vintage_85
    @vintage_85 7 лет назад +39

    Vintage nothing better then old school todays world is shit every which way u look

    • @jakeiscoming
      @jakeiscoming 6 лет назад +2

      Perhaps you're wearing shit-stained glasses

    • @Nmdixon-cu7vm
      @Nmdixon-cu7vm 6 лет назад +7

      Jake Coming no they’re right. All things acting has to be relatable in a art imitating life. The old school stuff nailed it. That’s what makes it funny. Today’s comedy is some fat land whale of lesbian bitching about men and why she needs more rights than him.

    • @JeffCounsil-rp4qv
      @JeffCounsil-rp4qv 3 года назад

      @@jakeiscoming

  • @josephdelatorre3751
    @josephdelatorre3751 3 года назад +7

    I never heard Rodney Dangerfield use profanity. What a great comedian and professional. Rest in peace Rodney.

    • @zoidburg2975
      @zoidburg2975 2 года назад +2

      He did at the end of his roast. "Actually we were meant to have bigger acts, here, but HBO wouldn't go for the fuckin' money, ya know..."
      RIP, legend.

  • @petersilecchio4417
    @petersilecchio4417 8 месяцев назад +3

    Love that Nova. Wonder where it is today?

  • @DigitalOdyssey3001
    @DigitalOdyssey3001 3 года назад

    Hilarious sketch with some legendary celebrities! Dangerfield is one of the greatest!

  • @gabrielbrillante6460
    @gabrielbrillante6460 Год назад +4

    He is sooo missed! Always made me laugh with his great delivery.

  • @billygiamou7435
    @billygiamou7435 3 года назад

    "You ain't using this car tonight!" Priceless.....

  • @justinrobinson9733
    @justinrobinson9733 4 года назад +3

    The man is a legend.

  • @terriecotham1567
    @terriecotham1567 6 лет назад +1

    the type of auto shop Click & Clack say stay away from
    thanks for posting love it

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 3 года назад +8

    I l4arned more about cars from my dad that never finished high school than most mechanics before fancy computers took over. Now you need a special computer to tell you what computer part of the car is bad so you can replace it.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 3 года назад +1

      That is true, but sadly without those computers we would still have 8 to 10mpg and with 4 dollar plus a gallon being the norm, it would erase your wallet faster than your partner at Black Friday or Cyber Monday.
      The days when classic mechanics (myself included) could rebuild a 4bbl carb and change plugs and points and condensers are long gone. Now it's OBD II and at least you can purchase a Bluetooth module that will tell you error codes on the fly on your phone.
      That's a huge plus when you need quick and accurate info and don't have a Chilton's copy available.
      Is it a good thing? Yes and no. Because some error codes are actually engineering errors at the factory. Ford was bad for that in Explorers and Expeditions. Same stupid shit like emissions, cat converter, and sensors.
      Nuisance faults.....I could go on, but I do miss the days of simplicity. Plugs you could change, carbs you could rebuild, and a tune up with a timing light. Ahhh memories...

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 3 года назад +1

      @@deathstrike I would rather have a six cylinder 1966 ford pick up I can service myself which is dependable and very cheap on gas (up to 30mpg) as well.

    • @steveww07
      @steveww07 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@deathstrike changing points and rebuilding carbs is nothing compared to the complexity in todays cars. They constantly push mechanics to learn and get smarter. That old school mechanic stuff was elementary. And that's coming from someone who can do both.

  • @porridge57
    @porridge57 6 лет назад +1

    He was outrageous and I loved him!

  • @stephenchristian5739
    @stephenchristian5739 6 лет назад +8

    I JUST HAD A THOUGHT >>THIS GUY HAS TO BE THE FULL ON COMPLETE & TOTAL INSPIRATION OF THE WRITERS OF "MARRIED WITH CHILDREN"

    • @gabelopez657
      @gabelopez657 5 лет назад

      Explain it. I Don't see much of a connection. I know rodney would crack on weight and woman. A real sarcastic dude. Just like al Bundy. Other than that. I Don't see a connection.

  • @P1983sche
    @P1983sche 3 года назад

    Man. Rodney and Bubba that was gold! Oh and I want that Nova!

  • @q7winq7
    @q7winq7 7 лет назад +10

    Christmas 2017 - - - Merry Christmas everyone and Morgan Fairchild looking good.

  • @michellehenry6773
    @michellehenry6773 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love you Rodney! See you again soon! Xoxo😊

  • @cperez571
    @cperez571 5 лет назад +5

    Rodney the goat 🐐 😂😂😂 grew up watching him as a kid still funny af

  • @MackeyDeez
    @MackeyDeez 7 лет назад +2

    Thanks Mr. Dangerfield, that was very instructional now I know if my car mechanic is trying to pull a fast one over on me.