@@mateuszkaczmarczyk3645 Great comment, and a great comeback.👏👏💕These fools don't know how to keep their trap shut. Unbelievable!!! But you knocked him/her out with your words. Thanks.🙌. I'm going to call you *ROCKY* Like Sylvester Stallone.💕
@@edwardm5515 🦋He was the best.🦋Although, I think that it took him almost 50 years to become a comedian, and he truly was the best.🦋 I'm going to see if it took him that long. I know It, because, I have already seen his Story, in a documentary. I just want to see that Biography of him again, just to be sure.👋
When i was 10 i bought his vinyl record. "NO RESPECT " i thought it hilarious then. I'm almost 50. And laughing even harder. Thank you Rodney. You made life worth hearing, especially in bad days
any joey diaz fans will recognise this as his inspiration as his delivery is very similar to that of Dangerfields as thats who he recalls looking up to at a younger age
@Rob Johnson. 🦋That name just cracks me up 😂every single time, I hear him talk about his Doctor. But I feel so sad because his mother never gave him a kiss or a hug...🦋I'm sorry, but there should be a law against mothers or fathers that if they are going to bring children Into this world, only to abuse them, they should take them immediately to the hospital, to have them sterilized In order for them, not to have children anymore.🦋No wonder he talks about his mother, In such a negative way. 🙏RIP Rodney Dangerfield 🙏 ❤️
@jakre10. 🦋You are so right. Comedians today curse soooo much. Rodney Dangerfield never cursed, what a legend Rodney Dangerfield was, all pure talent, and a genius to boot.🦋He didn't have to curse to be funny.🦋
@@edwardm5515 Oooh this generation is lazy isn't it? This generation is so lazy and cookie cutter nothing's gonna be any different in the future. Our societal and interpersonal timeline is so repetitive that when we have kids the generation gap's not gonna know whether to get even wider, stay the same or commit suicide.
I had a temper flare up over a saws all, for real, I was very angry, so, I looked up Rodney, watched his hilarious one liners, got me over the anger, works every time, RIP Rodney, you always get me in a better mood, no matter how sour it gets, thanks Rodney, you were the greatest!! A true legend!!
I miss this guy,I wish that he could've put out more co.edy.Not saying he didn't put out enough I just wish there was more to watch he was definitely one ov kind.
You forgot one of the funniest ones. "Doctor said, 'I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample,' so I left my underwear and I went home."
To Matt Gerrish, You msy or may not have heard this one as it is coming off the same Doctor bit........ "" I tell ya , my health is so so these days and i know what one of the problems is , its me cuz i drink too much , are you kiddin why last week i was at my Doctors office gettn a physical and he asked me for a urine sample , i handed it to him and i noticed there was an Olive in it ! "" OR ....... He does the whole Vinny boom Baatz thing and then says ":" Oh yeah my Doctor , oh he really knows what he's doin . Nah he's all mixed up , last time i was in his office he was checkin me out and he grabbed my knee and told me to cough , then he hit me in the balls with a hammer ! The one and only Rodney ! They dont make em like that a0nymore !!!!!!!
@@trrrythomas1834 I've heard those, have you heard the one he said about the ugly girl? "I met a girl who was so ugly they use her in prison to cure sex offenders!"
For the poor jokes you forgot one of the funniest ones. "I tell you my family was really poor, if I wasn't born a boy would have had nothing to play with!"
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“One time a girl called me up on the phone and said, Come on over there’s nobody home.....so I went over and there was nobody home!”
@@navyservant52njo92 To memorize the best
It's in the song trippy by anderson.paak great song 👍🏽👍🏽
i just realized that not even the girl was home
@@mateuszkaczmarczyk3645 Great comment, and a great comeback.👏👏💕These fools don't know how to keep their trap shut. Unbelievable!!! But you knocked him/her out with your words. Thanks.🙌. I'm going to call you *ROCKY* Like Sylvester Stallone.💕
In the Movie Rocky Balboa👏
Rodney's secret: the necktie is a joke dispenser
Naw man, just tightening the noose more.
When you aren't funny you have to try something for laughs...
He was physical, psychologically, and sexually abused as a very young child.
That is what dispensed the humor.
Touching the necktie is some kind of disorder. OCD or something. It's essentially fidgeting.
@@ThrifterGuy yeah, it’s called a habit 👍🏻
This man was hilarious.
I'm dying over here. Whenever I feel low I just watch me some Rodney Dangerfield.
Well said...
Facts Bro. Nobody even close to this guy in the game.
@@edwardm5515 🦋He was the best.🦋Although, I think that it took him almost 50 years to become a comedian, and he truly was the best.🦋 I'm going to see if it took him that long. I know It, because, I have already seen his Story, in a documentary. I just want to see that Biography of him again, just to be sure.👋
@@laurenncoppola3453 back to back hilariousness
Good for what ails ya!
That tie knot adjustment should be trademarked. Legend.
It is.lol
You know you're a legend, when your so called doctor is more famous than most comedians.
You mean Dr. Vinny Boombaatz haha you know him.. everyone knows him...
@@swillm3ister 💯
"Yesterday I accidentally dropped a bottle of Viagra pills in my toilet now the lid won't stay down."
LOL
17yrs ago today we lost this genius 🌹RIP Rodney🌹 Love and miss you!!!!!
Hello dear,how are you doing?
There is no one like this guy in comedy. I can only pray to god for a sequel like him.
Ed Gambino Mitch Hedberg probably was the one closest to him but... :/
@vidaa82 He's a Dangerfield copy except he forgot that his shtick is 40 years old. Fucking terrible
Norm Mcdonald Channels a bit of Rodney. Not always but he kinda used his delivery
My dad asked me how old I was, i told him i was 7, he said when i was your age i was 8
Huh?
🤣😂🤣
@@getontheark8448 😂😂😂
Yo this a funny ass joke 😂😂😂😂
"I was so ugly my mother breast fed me through a straw."
- Mr. Dangerfield
That really is comic genius
🙏RIP Rodney Dangerfield 🙏🌹
Thank you so much...To the person...that liked my comment. 🌹This rose is for you...and an extra rose.🌹
The late great Rodney Dangerfield.
If you asked me one person I’d have dinner with alive or dead it’d be him
When i was 10 i bought his vinyl record. "NO RESPECT " i thought it hilarious then. I'm almost 50. And laughing even harder. Thank you Rodney. You made life worth hearing, especially in bad days
any joey diaz fans will recognise this as his inspiration as his delivery is very similar to that of Dangerfields as thats who he recalls looking up to at a younger age
“My wife can’t cook at all. The backyard, the flies chipped in to help fix the screen door.”
The only thing I didn't like about Rodney Dangerfield was that he was a liar always saying he didn't get any respect.
It was just part of the act
@@rockk9753 I was joking.
@@jacobcox4276 keep your day job and leave the jokes to the comedians lol
@@rockk9753 whoooosh
@@africaRBGstupid reply, stupid person
"My wife, she's a strict vegetarian. In fact, when I met her she was grazing on the lawn."
Dammmmmmmmn
number of dislikes= number of people with no sense of humor
This is top class comedy
Those are the people who listen to that amy bitch
Where the hell are the dislikes??? I see 5.5k thumbs up!
“I GET NO RESPECT!” 🤣🤣 RIP, he was a legend
No better done...I watch this guy every day...
How can Toast have bones?
I am dead
I beat you to the mortuary!
😂😂😂
So many amazing jokes! Feel overdosed :) He is one of my personal favourite!
Ah, the days when talk show hosts kept a box of cigarettes on the desk in front of them...
In those days not only could you smoke in Banks,Restaurants and Hotels,but even Hospitals
Dr. Vinnie Boombots!
@Rob Johnson. 🦋That name just cracks me up 😂every single time, I hear him talk about his Doctor. But I feel so sad because his mother never gave him a kiss or a hug...🦋I'm sorry, but there should be a law against mothers or fathers that if they are going to bring children Into this world, only to abuse them, they should take them immediately to the hospital, to have them sterilized In order for them, not to have children anymore.🦋No wonder he talks about his mother, In such a negative way. 🙏RIP Rodney Dangerfield 🙏 ❤️
Boombatz*
@@laurenncoppola3453 They are JOKES!!?
@@laurenncoppola3453 do you understand that comedians make JOKES? I think you need to go watch something else if you think he was being serious
@@gabyward5855 share material about his growing years. Please
You’re a saint for doing this
Lol thank u
This was one of the funniest men alive he made you laugh like hell with out cursing
ohhh i his later years, he would cuss up a storm!!!
@@mylovesongs2429 I didn’t never hear a lot of cursing from him though
Anytime you want gut wrenching laughter, watch Rodney Dangerfield...🔥🔥🔥🔥 every time and he said there was butter on it 😂😂😂😂 great ending!!
101 jokes in 16 minutes ... the man wasted no time
Still holds up.
Will we ever have comedian like this again. I don't think so. No one can be as good
jakre10 I can only hope but this lazy generation I feel not. I pray everyday 🙏🏻
@jakre10. 🦋You are so right. Comedians today curse soooo much. Rodney Dangerfield never cursed, what a legend Rodney Dangerfield was, all pure talent, and a genius to boot.🦋He didn't have to curse to be funny.🦋
@@edwardm5515 Oooh this generation is lazy isn't it? This generation is so lazy and cookie cutter nothing's gonna be any different in the future. Our societal and interpersonal timeline is so repetitive that when we have kids the generation gap's not gonna know whether to get even wider, stay the same or commit suicide.
Classic Rodney. RIP buddy!
I'm glad I found this page ...last week was rough I tell ya . I was in rough shape last week.
I had a temper flare up over a saws all, for real, I was very angry, so, I looked up Rodney, watched his hilarious one liners, got me over the anger, works every time, RIP Rodney, you always get me in a better mood, no matter how sour it gets, thanks Rodney, you were the greatest!! A true legend!!
"I didn't know toast could have bones" . Absolute gold.
How is this dude so funny 😂
Brilliant joke machine gun
one of the top (standup) 10 comedians of all time...my opinion. You will never see another one like Rodney.
Greatest comedian in history bar none
in 1000, if the language is the same, he will still kill you with his "OG jokes" 🤣🤣🤣
RIP one of the greatest to ever do it!
I liked when the trombone player was cracking up towards the end! R.I.P. Rodney!
The Great Rodney Dangerfield...
" Nowadays I have sex like I have my steaks, very, very rare."
Old is gold.
A true classic ,makes you kac and laugh so hard ,I love how he keeps his composure
Thanks for a GREAT video. It must have been a tremendous amount of time to get this all together. Again great job.
Thank you
@@madboxtv3442 Oh c’mon. A job well done deserves recognition 🤗
3:45 "Bend over and say cheese" lol
The restaurant was so posh, the foxes were on a three month waiting list for the bins.
Greatest comedian of all time!
Im fucking dying over here! 😂😂😂
"i know my wife cheats on me. every time i come home, the parrot says 'Quick! Out the window!'"
Just don't make em like him no more... Rip my guy, god show him some love 🙌
Heaven is cracking up right now.
Great job with your compilation!!!
🦋Thank you, MadBox TV for posting this.🦋
The man is a comic genius.
9:21 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant delivery hahaha
The doctor jokes get me every time 😂😂
The King Of The One Liners👑
So pure
"My old man was a big drunk. I tell ya. He saw a sign that said Drink Canada Dry, so he went up there".
i think we all know his doctor now
LEGEND AT WORK
What a legend.
I miss this guy,I wish that he could've put out more co.edy.Not saying he didn't put out enough I just wish there was more to watch he was definitely one ov kind.
Facts. He didn't
Brilliant!
Such a legend!
“Had a little party without the cake the kid blew out all the candles”
One of the most influential comics of the 20th century.
Comic. Genius.
when you listen to these legends and their original oneliners you think that most comedians today are copy cats
Hello dear,how are you doing?
This guys name barely comes up when people mention the best but he is definitely on my list...maybe they know something I dont.
"How do you Lay down a steak and forget the plate" 😂
0:14 ok I had to come scroll the comment section to see if I’m not the only one tripping out after seeing that!!
Loved this!
Think you could manage a part 2?
My dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't so he nailed down my foot!
My OTHER foot!
“My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn’t help me a bit!”
So great!!
Thanks for the laughs Rodney
The old master himself!
You forgot one of the funniest ones.
"Doctor said, 'I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample,' so I left my underwear and I went home."
To Matt Gerrish,
You msy or may not have heard this one as it is coming off the same Doctor bit........
"" I tell ya , my health is so so these days and i know what one of the problems is , its me cuz i drink too much , are you kiddin why last week i was at my Doctors office gettn a physical and he asked me for a urine sample , i handed it to him and i noticed there was an Olive in it ! ""
OR .......
He does the whole Vinny boom Baatz thing and then says
":"
Oh yeah my Doctor , oh he really knows what he's doin . Nah he's all mixed up , last time i was in his office he was checkin me out and he grabbed my knee and told me to cough , then he hit me in the balls with a hammer !
The one and only Rodney !
They dont make em like that a0nymore !!!!!!!
@@trrrythomas1834 I've heard those, have you heard the one he said about the ugly girl?
"I met a girl who was so ugly they use her in prison to cure sex offenders!"
"One day my wife met me at the door wearing a negligee. Only problem is, she was coming home".
LOL I can watch these videos all day.............
When I go to the beach, people keep trying to roll me back into the water.
Rodney Dangerfield is a national treasure. It's a shame we never got a sequel to Rover Dangerfield!
This may sound tacky but I've always wanted to see Rodney Dangerfield in a modern day freestyle with his zippy one liners.
Omg this guy would kill!
A national treasure for sure!
In a room full of presidents, this guy was in charge
7:48 --- What a crowd, what a crowd....
the tip o neill cut at 8:20 is amazing
Pure Genius 👌👌👌 😂🤣😂
God bless u Rodney !!!
The Greatest Ever!!!!!!
the only way to kill time. just so proper.
He finds a million ways to say the same exact thing, what a mind
The Greatest!
there is no one like him KING of 1 liners
"how can toast have bones?"
The absolute fucking king
Nice edits
The best metaphorical joker ever he was like a rapper just dropping bars n punchline after punchline 🙅🏾😅
MISS YOU, RODNEY!!! 🙄😂👍💖🤣
Good Grief...
It’s funny but relatable.
The best ❤❤
For the poor jokes you forgot one of the funniest ones. "I tell you my family was really poor, if I wasn't born a boy would have had nothing to play with!"