What Really Happens Your First Week In Prison
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- Опубликовано: 7 авг 2024
- Ex-felon Mario describes what happens your first week in prison, plus the top three mistakes you can make your first week. Would you be able to survive?
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Don't steal. Don't borrow. Don't be disrespectful. Good lessons for all
Theirs innocent ppl in jail right now
@@anike6982 ok and
These rules apply to the streets as well
Prisoners have strict codes it's a good thing
@@anike6982 there's*
"If you don't wanna go to prison? Don't do things that get you to go to prison."
Coming from him, it carries more weight. It can be that simple, though.
Yes. Crime and imprisonment are the simplest of topics.
@@skunkamunkah
Not sure if I would take it to that extreme, but conducting yourself in a lawful manner is a great place to start.
@@adamemac yeah America has almost no innocent people behind bars. Only bad people in prison because the world isn’t perfect but America is 👍
Social inequity is a critical factor. No justice, no peace is a universal law.
@@Treyx1010 I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not
“Don’t do things that get you in prison”
RUclipsrs that played music in their videos: uhhh crap
Lol
On RUclips there’s copyright
my mom told me that if i got 1k subs by the end of the year she would buy me the ipad pro! i really needed that🥺🙏🏾
@@kodaq proof it with your mom by making a video together saying you'll get the iPad Pro if your RUclips channel hits 1k subscribers
@@involucradosperformance you’re sick
He just told everyone how to survive... Facts was on point. True game
Who’s you
@@Ace62595 a person who ain't never got touched in prison or disrespected... Anymore?s
Who art thou?
@@PrinceHollieTalk Ion know you but hats off
Who be you?
He seems like a good guy, real humble. Thanks for sharing this message, God bless you and the others.
12 years in prison can do that to you.
That’s what makes him a good criminal
I wonder what he did...
@@jenthefwen sarcasm?
@@abzinhoo no, I’m genuinely curious
This man seems like a genuine person, and I’m glad he’s made amends with his mistakes by helping others
Do you know why he went to jail?
@@aniwithanideamusic9908 no, why?
@@sub-zero5433 I don't know either, my tone might've come wrong in my original comment 😂
@@aniwithanideamusic9908 your tone? Man we reading in it we ain’t hearing what you say 🤣💀
@@aniwithanideamusic9908 he said in another video it was a home invasion robbery
'Prison aint that bad and violent" Video suggested next with him in the thumbnail "How I survived being stabbed 7 times in prison" um sir
He never said that though..
wtf i got the same suggestion 2 lol
@@mrphilipmoe5146 literally same here..
You-Tube's algorithm though!
@@technicalmaster-mind me 4
Me 5 lol
why is this similar too school-
Wait I though this was talking about school-
Cuz school IS prison
Coz sometimes school might feel like prison, also, in some schools, you have to wear a uniform like in prison
Um no. School is heaven compared to prison. Don't be so dramatic.
Never going to Hospital or Prison seeing it in a movie is too much
It was mind blowing to me that some prisons in America are privately owned like a business. Wild Wild west
me too. shocking stuff
What is worse the government has deals with them that say the government has to kept them full. Si think about that 🤔. The government has reasons to keep ppl in jail how shouldn't be there.
@@Joeybsmooth it’s actually so messed up, the US has more incarcerated people than any other country in the world
"Capitalism is good" - greatest lie ever sold!
@@check2000 Capitalism is great. The privately owned prisons is to help lower the cost and saves tax payer money. When you get to federal prisons, they're run worse and hold the more dangerous criminals. Only 8% of inmates are located in them. They help to add extra space from ones run by the government. As for your claim that capitalism sucks, you really have no argument. That's a statement run by people with no historical knowledge and those who listen to people like AOC. Theres a reason socialists/communists tend to be younger
“If you don’t wanna go to prison, don’t do the things that get you to go to prison.”
Many people are oblivious to this simple fact.
Erm… Some people end up in Prison innocent.
It really isn't this simple. Some people who are in jail are either innocent or they didn't commit the crime themselves.
How you figure
@Max Liston thats clapped
Yeah...except that isn't a fact. It's definitely helpful and will reduce a persons chances of going to prison, but the Justice system in this country is extremely flawed and designed to fill those prison cells.
I hope Buzzfeed is paying this man.
Damn, THIS!!!!
THAT PART.
I think all of us can learn a lot from inmates even if 99% of inmates did something to deserve to be in prison. Inmates are still human beings with a story just like the people out in free world.
What touched my heart is “ Keep it simple and keep it respectful. Don’t mess up because there are many of us that would do anything to have ONE more chance at being free.” Very powerful word and I will keep that to my heart even if I’m not incarcerated.
I wonder how many people are watching this because they're in a situation where they think they could be going prison.
Lmaooooooooo
Damn didn't think abt it that way
ME 😭😭 but it would be more jail not prison actually
@@mae7203 FBI open up
@@mae7203 so did you go to prison
Thanks, my brother is in prison hasn't heard from him in years. I really hope he follows all this advice and more 🙏
Send him some money bro.
well not planning on going to prison but this was interesting
Nobody plans on going to prison. Just be smarter than the pigs
@@AY-qy4jn lol
@@AY-qy4jn just dont be an idiot ffs
😅
I love how his next vid is “How I survived being stabbed 7 times.” Lol
Lmao
"in prison"
Lmao I thought the same
Because he was saving that for the Week 3 tutorial, lol.
Week 2 is about showers and how to maintain proper romantic eye contact.
Thank you for this information. I don't plan to ever go to prison but i realize sometimes life doesn't always give people the choices once specific lines are crossed.
This brother is straight to the point!
Good Message Mario!!: For the most part don't do things that get you in prison!! (It's unfortunate there are some cases where inocent people get locked up)
GOD BLESS!!
Thank you, sir, for sharing this with us. I’m glad you’re out. God bless you on the rest of your journey.
"Don't do things that gets you in prison"
*random 18 year old that didnt do taxes because school didnt teach them* :😪
@Johnt Schmichal Yeah, you never heard of slang or dialects
@Johnt Schmichal Sorry, I don't speak Bri'ish
Ayo idk bout yall but scroll up and down on this dudes profile picture shiii BRAZYYY
Or someone being locked up for something as harmless as weed
@@justaman1537 you tend not to write in your own slang or dialect unless you’re trying to be edgy.
I swear, if people only take care of their dental health, a lot of pain would be avoided. Some guy might be hot headed because he has dental pains and he's afraid to go to the dentist. If your body is healthy, your mind will be calmer.
Wait ur temper can be caused by that?
@@natashahyung5585 Yeah tooth problems and basically any problems in the body can cause a lot of stress to the body. I’ve recently gone to the dentist and found out one of my tooth is crushing the others so have to have it removed. This pretty much caused headaches, bacterial infections, etc which led to me being a lot less calm. I have free healthcare here so I imagine in America it would be worse as so many people just cannot afford to go
@@natashahyung5585 yes it most definitely can. Imagine having severe psoriasis and feeling itchy 24/7. It can make anyone go mental... and that's just demartology, we haven't even gotten to bones or major organs yet...
@@Symplastmail must be nice having free healthcare. America loves to charge us for it and have private companies make bank.
@@malcolmboy21 It’s just awful that you have to go through that. I’m speaking to someone from America currently as I found him on reddit a year ago and he has pretty much gone from physically fit to disabled (he can no longer really move and his whole family and friends have abandoned him). He has now gone homeless and no place takes him on which sucks so bad for him. I’m finding ways for him to get some sort of help but it’s difficult! Do let me know if there are any charities etc that help people like him! I’m trying to get him help in any way possible
me: fully law abiding citizens
also me: how to survive in prison
I'm here, watching this video, you know just in case I'm gonna need it sometime
Oh my god. Me too 🤭😂
Oh it’s very much different for females
@@terrorgamer4905 ??
Me: never even killed a fly in my life
RUclips recommendation: here's a video on how to survive prison
@Cassie written by the awaited imam mahdi.
Imam mahdi isnt even here.
And I am a officer in local law enforcement. I don't know why or HOW this got in my recommended.
Tfw I’m not even from the US and I’ve never done anything illegal, but I’m getting ready to get arrested for no reason if I’d ever go there ☠️
lol it’s all fun and games until you actually end up there 😂
Most Americans never go to prison
@@Optimistic_mind441 My point is that if you want to take a trip to the US, you'll probably be fine.
@@Optimistic_mind441 well the person who started this thread is implying people in the US go to prison for nothing??
Why?
Thank you so much for the info. My 23 year old son is a bus RIGHT NOW and I have knots in my stomach. I hope he learns from this mistake and never goes back. It’s so saddening
What he do?
Aye man, this was some awesome advice to keep tucked away. Thank you and bless you and your family
"People say you get stabbed in prison, and thats completly not true."
-Recommended video "How i survived being stabbed 7 times in prison"
Super Mario is back. Sounds like great advice, but let's hope no one here needs it. Listen to him, if you don't want to go to prison, don't do things that will get you put in prison, keep it simple. Bonus tip: Don't drop that soap...
Prison has TV....
@@natechenry So..?
The 'don't drop the soap' method is just a myth and a joke people make about prison showers. Like it's not the way you guys make it seem lmao. if you DO drop the soap, however, never use it again because the showers in prison are nasty af. The floors are hardly cleaned well at all. Like, don't even think about re-use, get a new one somehow.
@@zeeniepop4672 Soaps are cleanable
Prison Mike: The scariest thing in the prison is 'Dementors'.
*The worst thing about prison was the dementors* - prison mike.
Bruh dementors😂 they are terrifying indeed
They were flying all over the place and they were scary
U really expect me not to push u up against the wall? Biotch!
Wow mike, you sure seem to know a lot about prison, where’d you learn it all?
Damn this is like the same process of being in the Army 😂🤦🏾♂️
Its exactly the same, 10 years USMC, 10 years Florida state prison.
I was thinking the EXACT same thing
@Steven Seth Thank you brother, life is good now
Man that’s what I was thinking!
@Steven Seth 10 years is half of my life. It's a lot. 1 year alone feels like forever
America's sad.. people get their shots and see a dentist for the first time WHEN THEY GO TO PRISON. WHAT. Makes me happy to be Canadian damn
So you’re telling me everyone in Canada has been to the dentists at least every year?
@ريان مروة Wow well I go twice a year and I’m the US but yea a lot of peoples teeth aren’t in the best shape
@ريان مروة damn. Last time I went to a dentist. They gave me a numbing agent I wasn't supposed to have. Lidocaine. I'm deadly allergic. I didn't even make it home before temporarily dying from cardiac arrest. So long as I'm a free man. I will never visit a dentist again.
Canada has a smaller population than California.
That's because most of the kinds of people that go to prison are at a socioeconomic disadvantage to start off with. That's not an indictment on America's health care system. And don't pretend that you don't wait in "long lines" to see a doctor in Canada. I know what socialism is.
Thank you, Mario. That was interesting, insightful, and well presented.
How could anyone dislike this video?! thank you for the great message.
Inmates: “What’s your name newbie?”
Ben Dover: 👁👄👁
If I were ever to go to jail, I'm not talking to anybody. I'm keeping to myself the entire time
I would do the same. Alot of psychopaths in prison
That would also make you look like a weak and easy target
That's impossible from my experience watching prison shows.
I mean I would say the same but if I was actually staying for years, idt I or anyone can keep quiet for long with no companion whatsoever unless they are already used to it. Maybe for a year.
People will come up to you and ask what's your name what you do etc... might as well have conversations and sleep all dayyy if you're in for a long time so time goes faster.
Fun fact: not everyone that goes to prison is guilty:)
edit: ok everyone replying “most are” to my comment: my point still stands ?? not everyone that goes to prison is guilty- just say that you don’t want to acknowledge that fact, but even if “most are”, what I said was correct🤡
@Jazmine Vizcaino ok but that doesn’t mean that it’s because they are a person of color
Xoroii most times it is
Archie Williams.
@Jazmine Vizcaino wrongly locked up has huge Amts of payment tho, but that's not gd enough, unless they spent the life in prison when he was suppose to be in sch
my mom told me that if i got 1k subs by the end of the year she would buy me the ipad pro! i really needed that🥺 🙏🏾
God Bless Brotha ! 🙌🏽🙏🏽❤ You're so insightful & inspirational!
Thanks for this video. It was informative. While I do not currently have any pending prison time, I do plan on serving some time in prison at some point in my life. I think it has to help to know what to expect. Cheers.
You good ?
Words from the heart. And from his life.
Thank you, Mario.
I have no reason to watch this video, but I'll still watch it just in case...
You ain’t the only one 😉😅
that ''just in case'' is sus
@@shakoimnadze2211 More like this:
*See's video...."Nah won't happen to me"
*Unfortunate event occurs
*Goes to prison regretting not watching vid
isn't that just RUclips summed up
Man said that prison isn't like what we think but the next video is talking about how he survived getting stabbed 7 times lol
Thank you that was perhaps the most helpful prison video I've seen yet.
*Gonna need this just in case someone falsely accuses me of something and gets away with it*
So don’t steal, borrow or be disrespectful...can’t believe it’s just that easy to survive in a jail full of killers, gangbangers and crazies
To be fair, those people are everywhere, especially where you least expect them to be.
I mean there are psychos everywhere in the world so you're already getting practice
"crazies"
"Prison"
i got released last may, and you’d be surprised at how many of them aren’t really “crazies”. just average people who fucked up. some worse than others obviously.
this was so eye-opening and concise
always keep it simple, always keep it respectful... this is true gold.
"See your friends...." Frequent fliers!
This sounds so similar to military boot camp. Especially the medical and physical check ups that's exactly what I did for 2 weeks in Navy boot camp.
I think this was the most productive and useful information under the Buzzfeed header wow go figure
Thanks for this useful advice!
I was in a prison in Vietnam 🇻🇳 for 2 weeks, worst 2 weeks of my life I was cut, bruised, burned, I was rescued and recovered quickly.
was it super painful?
@@Joeflegend yes.
I pray that those in prison get the chance they need to make a real change in their lives. Yes they did something wrong but no, that doesn't make them a bad person
you dont know that
Really appreciate that not for me just the simple fact you took the time out to help others much respect God Bless
Thanks dude. That was mighty nice of you!!!
You get caught stealing in prison it’s like you just opened the front gates of Hell. You rank somewhere between a chomo and a snitch. Everybody will want a piece of you.
He is literally describing my school
What's so literal about it?
@@eescdaniel idk what is so literal about it? 🤔
The brother has told you the important stuff. All you have to do is listen! Thanks, man. I like this man.
Very useful, thanks for sharing
I don't plan on going to prison anytime soon but this video is very informational
my first 8 days was classification were about 8 of us stayed in one cell didnt shower didnt have regular toothpaste we used like baking soda lol then after all the questions and medical they send you to your dorm
The message at the end is heart warming and all that but the video reccomended directly after💀
great bit of info..hope all is well in your life bro..
Isn't it like 70% to 80% wind up back in jail. Its easy to say don't go back to jail again, but if you have no support outside, you're not gonna be able to stay away
Shows how ineffective our prison system is if so many people end up back in jail.
Keep it simple, keep it respectful.
Thanks for recommending, looks like I need these to survive
I been in the system since 2013 . In and out ! Glad to say last week my case was finally thrown out 🙏🏽
Articulate dude. I hope he has changed his life around and continues to go in society. You did your time, I respect that.
He's some type of pastor . Much respect
Thanks for sharing your experience 💜💜
Real advice. Good video, brother. Glad you’re out. Stay up, OG.
He's very smart and he has a lot of very great advice. Prisoners/Inmates are so misunderstood and looked-down on it's sad.
Make a video on
I accidentally became a meme "I got a car girl"
This is the only buzzfeed video I respect
Thank for sharing i will keep in mind
0:08 "That if you look at somebody wrong, you get stabbed... And that's completely not true"
Next video with this guy: How I Survived Getting Stabbed 7 Times In Prison
I recommend everyone to watch Shot Caller. It's about a simple, straight-laced guy who becomes the shot caller in prison, all because of a DUI.
If you're under the influence, don't drive! I was so lucky not to get DUI once. Thank God the cop was empathetic. Never do it, folks.
Great movie.
Dude from Game of Thrones was fantastic! From Kingslayer to Shot Caller!
Sound advice and sage words. Real.
Great video!
EDP taking notes
Sounds like when I joined the military. Same bunks Same food lol.. same thing.
Not even close! Boxes of food labeled not for human consumption.
Not even close
I was looking for this comment! Lol
Literally the same food company. Lol. Sorry to tell ya. It’s the same. You been deployed yesterday straight? Mre worse then that.
enjoyable and informative 👍
The grace of God even extents to the prisons see there's hope... Thank you Jesus
Who's also taking notes while watching this? I know damn well I'll never do anything that will get me to prison, but you never know.
Excellent brotherly advice...
Good message
"People have this perception that if you look at somebody wrong, you get stabbed. That's just nog true."
Next video: how I survived getting stabbed 7 times in prison...
As someone who's been put on detention in school, I can testify to this.
This hits close to home ✊
LMAOOOOO
im so sorry bro 😔👊
@@matthew3363 Respect ✊🙏
@@xavdidit I feel your struggle brother
Good advice!
no one told me y'all get to go to the store what 😀 ?? i need a whole series all about this. i'm so shocked.
"People think you gon get stabbed and stuff but that just ain't true..."
Next recommended video: " How I survived getting stabbed 7 times" by the same guy 😂
LMFAOOOO FR
Having nothing or having limited resources drives people to examine resources they never would've considered if they had other resources.
People commit crime because they see no other choice.
Eliminating crime doesn't mean eliminating choice, it means eliminating poverty.
Thanks for making this video I hope your are doing well now
great video...very powerful
This is just how to survive an Irish school
Also good advice: Don't team up with anyone in prison, if you don't want to return
Good review 👍🏻
This man is right on point. Listen to every word he says.
This is good advice for people that MAY in the future be in prison