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  • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
    @LarryLawtonJewelThief  4 года назад +2628

    Hear My Story bit.ly/Gangster_Redemption
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    • @tomcat2374
      @tomcat2374 4 года назад +22

      YEET

    • @LastHumansGarage
      @LastHumansGarage 4 года назад +72

      The jail videos are my favorite. Not so much into the gaming videos, but i know its a hot genre these days. But I can't get enough of your jail stories.. Just like I can't get enough of watching those Lockup shows and stuff.

    • @AS-jf2mf
      @AS-jf2mf 4 года назад +11

      Please react to rdr 2 train heat or bank heist (it’s made by rockstar who made gta v)

    • @Vahig7
      @Vahig7 4 года назад +2

      GTA part 2?

    • @jackbishop2508
      @jackbishop2508 4 года назад +2

      Larry Lawton do an episode on 69

  • @Gemcitygoddess
    @Gemcitygoddess 4 года назад +28953

    Did I search for this? No.
    Did I watch the whole thing? Yes!

    • @KirilSpetsnaz
      @KirilSpetsnaz 4 года назад +81

      same

    • @stupot008
      @stupot008 4 года назад +38

      Same ha

    • @trexmidnite
      @trexmidnite 4 года назад +18

      You and him dickheads..

    • @aristotle5698
      @aristotle5698 4 года назад +9

      Same

    • @Joram647
      @Joram647 4 года назад +153

      Not sure why the RUclips algorithm thought I would be interested in this, but I guess it knows me better than I know myself. Seams interesting. Think I'll stick around

  • @thisguyisgreat1
    @thisguyisgreat1 4 года назад +22465

    If a documentary series about people who own tigers can get made, a documentary about Larry should 100% be made

    • @pauljames1807
      @pauljames1807 4 года назад +529

      I mean... There's way more going on in that documentary. That shit was crazy.

    • @burbxryphoenixx7904
      @burbxryphoenixx7904 4 года назад +123

      Im 100% sure it will happen some day

    • @joshflynn2173
      @joshflynn2173 4 года назад +118

      Martin scorsese has joined the chat

    • @jacksonbear1
      @jacksonbear1 4 года назад +49

      Josh Flynn A Scorsese movie would great. The same formula that he used in The Wolf of Wall Street would make it incredible

    • @Spunionaut
      @Spunionaut 4 года назад +122

      @@pauljames1807 have you even listened to larrys stories? theres way more going on in larrys life than in the tiger kings life..

  • @tedmichaels1951
    @tedmichaels1951 4 года назад +12759

    I made my grandson watch this because he needs to know these things. He is now prepared for preschool.

  • @bethgasms
    @bethgasms 3 года назад +251

    I spent 47 days in a woman’s jail which was nothing compared to prison, but it was enough to know that I NEVER wanted to go back. If you haven’t spent time incarcerated at some facility, it’s so hard to understand how depressing and what a crazy world it is. It is its own world.

    • @mamamichellegist
      @mamamichellegist 2 года назад +5

      Yo S A A A A M E

    • @tysonrinker5958
      @tysonrinker5958 Год назад +3

      True

    • @justicedemocrat9357
      @justicedemocrat9357 Год назад

      That is so hot did you bang the guards?

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@mamamichellegistyou have the physiognomy of someone who would go to jail

    • @Deletirium
      @Deletirium 2 месяца назад

      I wouldn't mind getting locked in a women's prison for a few days. 🤔

  • @suspence8467
    @suspence8467 4 года назад +3835

    Normal criminals: “I need a lawyers”
    Me knowing I am guilty: “I need Larry”

    • @vinnay123
      @vinnay123 4 года назад +4

      1000th like 😂

    • @rrohbot
      @rrohbot 4 года назад +5

      vinnay klair 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 omg you happened to be the thousandth like XD lol 😂

    • @aaronchristopherdistrito9347
      @aaronchristopherdistrito9347 4 года назад +25

      U better call saul

    • @sebastiancaris
      @sebastiancaris 4 года назад +4

      You mean I better call Saul

    • @calebo29536
      @calebo29536 4 года назад +2

      Sebastián Caris better loan a Larry

  • @jakezimmer7256
    @jakezimmer7256 4 года назад +6292

    Me: steps into prison
    Larry: this was your first mistake. You just died

    • @JojoBizarreAventure
      @JojoBizarreAventure 4 года назад +61

      Lmfao

    • @sawada2720
      @sawada2720 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @privery5879
      @privery5879 4 года назад +11

      I’m dead lol

    • @spiderman6108
      @spiderman6108 4 года назад +3

      Oo Ik Oo oooo Oo Oo I Oo Oo Oo Oo Oo Oo Ik Oo Oo Oo Oo Oo Oo Ik Oo Oo Oo oo o Oo I Oo I Oo Ik Ik Oo I O Ik I I Oo Ik Ik Oo Oo Ik

    • @oweng8895
      @oweng8895 4 года назад +18

      The heist is already over

  • @Comengo88
    @Comengo88 4 года назад +7686

    The most important rule: Dont go to prison

    • @mrsupremium1776
      @mrsupremium1776 4 года назад +50

      Yep

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 4 года назад +268

      No, it's that you don't join ceiling gang my dude. That's cringe

    • @michaeldupont4469
      @michaeldupont4469 4 года назад +24

      Darksteiner facts

    • @fallvegdow
      @fallvegdow 4 года назад +166

      There are some people in prison that did nothing wrong.

    • @flecktarn4110
      @flecktarn4110 4 года назад +40

      Can get threatened with prison for telling jokes in my country. That's why I'm researching Larry's videos, lol

  • @treyparkerofficial
    @treyparkerofficial 2 года назад +50

    I did a 5 piece from 2015-early 2020. I watch this man because he's honest, straight to the point, and it helps keep me on the straight and narrow.

  • @evolution031680
    @evolution031680 4 года назад +3817

    I feel this would be more effective than Scared Straight. Just being calmly told what your new reality is going to be is scarier than some guy yelling at you.

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 4 года назад +196

      Very true. My father has spent a total of about 20 years all around, and he hated the "scared straight" program. Says he refused to run and yell at a bunch of kids, and it probably made more sense to just tell them the reality of what goes on if you wanna keep on being a "badass".

    • @Akotski-ys9rr
      @Akotski-ys9rr 4 года назад +86

      I disagree. Have you seen some of the kids on that show? They would not care about this video. It would come in one ear and out the other. They actually need to SEE what it’s like in prison.

    • @liamcallahan240
      @liamcallahan240 4 года назад +66

      @@Akotski-ys9rr It depends on the kid I guess. That would work for most of them

    • @alexandershaer1079
      @alexandershaer1079 4 года назад +7

      Mephallica Great name/profile pic

    • @evolution031680
      @evolution031680 4 года назад +2

      @@alexandershaer1079 Thanks lol.

  • @fionnmccormick6213
    @fionnmccormick6213 4 года назад +4856

    I wonder how many people are watching this without planning on going to prison

    • @marcopetit8419
      @marcopetit8419 4 года назад +584

      who ever plans on going to prison

    • @thesixthman3176
      @thesixthman3176 4 года назад +9

      @@marcopetit8419 mr frumunga

    • @Nazbaz6
      @Nazbaz6 4 года назад +13

      D M literally was just about to comment this 😂😂

    • @imaUFO672
      @imaUFO672 4 года назад +56

      The types of people who go to prison don’t watch such videos

    • @beejay6347
      @beejay6347 4 года назад +60

      *empty void* - wrong I’m looking at a wrongful conviction of 5-15 due to crooked cops and justice system. Out on bond rn 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @Mark_Mars
    @Mark_Mars 4 года назад +12768

    If Larry sends you a heart on your comment, you'd better send him two hearts back.

  • @srhatfield
    @srhatfield 4 года назад +4913

    Today I learned, I would not last long in prison.

    • @kkk-ff5th
      @kkk-ff5th 4 года назад +144

      You maybe right but also you'd be surprised about what you learn about yourself in prison

    • @IchNixMilch
      @IchNixMilch 4 года назад +331

      I learned how happy I am that I live in Europe

    • @stevenp25100
      @stevenp25100 4 года назад +37

      Not trying to judge you too much, but I feel like you should have already know that lol

    • @ChineseChicken1
      @ChineseChicken1 4 года назад +26

      Mischa Europeans go to prison too.

    • @srhatfield
      @srhatfield 4 года назад +8

      @@stevenp25100 LOL Well, yeah, I kind of did, but fortunately I didn't become a jewel thief and get caught, so fortunately no first hand knowledge 😂

  • @SaikaLiao
    @SaikaLiao 4 года назад +3954

    Imagine being trapped in a cell with a guy who killed his former cell mate… omg

    • @VidBandito312
      @VidBandito312 4 года назад +265

      walk yourself. If you find yourself in real mortal danger, you go to the bubble and refuse housing. they will give you 9 yards and want to know why. yiu tell them nothing - absolutely nothing, and they will move you.

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  4 года назад +778

      SAD PEPE been there

    • @jethro1858
      @jethro1858 4 года назад +68

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief lmaooooo

    • @daniellechanning5939
      @daniellechanning5939 4 года назад +6

      Larry please make another video with your brother

    • @unvrknow7870
      @unvrknow7870 4 года назад +2

      Larry Lawton ❤️❤️

  • @Ududu8280
    @Ududu8280 4 года назад +3923

    Someone has to get this guy on the joe rogan podcast

  • @leonareeves5143
    @leonareeves5143 2 года назад +138

    Larry, I get what you’re saying here. I have been a nurse for many, many (350 I think) years and spent about 7+ of them in corrections. I worked in medical, ran medical emergencies to pods, yards, etc, and was always, but always treated well by men and women. Even in lockdown situations, gang fights, etc, inmates always protected me. Sometimes the formed a circle around me, sometimes they pushed me in an area so they could protect me. Later, I asked why and was told that I always treated them with respect and treated them fairly in medical, making sure they got treated, saw a Dr, got their meds on time, etc. It touched me. I only thought I was treating them fairly and respectfully like I did everyone else. Nobody ever tried to get me to get anything special or pull any funny stuff. Maybe it was because I was

    • @leonareeves5143
      @leonareeves5143 2 года назад +29

      40, but I choose to think they were just good to me because I was good to them.

    • @kevincoates1597
      @kevincoates1597 2 года назад +16

      You were probably the only person in there that treated them as equals.

    • @garybuttherissilent5896
      @garybuttherissilent5896 2 года назад +68

      You've been a nurse for 350 years? Holy mother Theresa!

    • @justsomepersonyoudontknow8401
      @justsomepersonyoudontknow8401 2 года назад +11

      You worked for 350 years? wow

    • @billzsigray1504
      @billzsigray1504 2 года назад +8

      You used your vámpír powers to glamour them.

  • @1nut167
    @1nut167 4 года назад +860

    This is gotta be the most badass man of all time. He was the biggest jewel thief in America, and he changed into an honest man telling good ass stories. Respect man.

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  4 года назад +132

      Joseph thanks Joe. I appreciate that

    • @bricktea3645
      @bricktea3645 4 года назад +1

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief what would u say to a guy that's new to prison and he is not built for that kind of life, normal guys like me or any other average guy would get punked for sure.
      Also,if u fight a guy for badmouthing u,don't he gang up with his friends on u?
      Not everyone is 6.4 tall so how would an average guy survive with experienced criminals?

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 4 года назад +3

      Joseph he’s a robber not a thief thief sounds like he broke into their house while they slept

    • @LittleRainGames
      @LittleRainGames 4 года назад

      @@bricktea3645 go to PC hahaha

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 4 года назад +2

      Emilio Pena You’re thinking of the difference between robbery and burglary. By definition, a thief is someone who takes things without force or violence.

  • @seanblackburn165
    @seanblackburn165 4 года назад +979

    So just to be clear, look at people, don’t look at people, befriend the right people and the wrong people, eat in one place but don’t eat in the same place, and never not give a guy his soup

  • @asmith2406
    @asmith2406 4 года назад +1950

    The worst thing about being in prison is having to be with other prisoners.

    • @orlandocarrillo7132
      @orlandocarrillo7132 4 года назад +18

      Not necessarily. Some guys are isolated.

    • @lino8592
      @lino8592 4 года назад +62

      @Anthony Lopez yeah you're just saying that now cuz u ain't in the pen once u get there you'll know

    • @lurrishix230
      @lurrishix230 4 года назад +2

      @Robin I wouldn't LMo

    • @lurrishix230
      @lurrishix230 4 года назад

      @T 34 that just doesn't happen lmao

    • @lurrishix230
      @lurrishix230 4 года назад +1

      @T 34 no it isnt lmao my dad has been to jail and its nothing like what people say about it lmao

  • @stijnvandamme76
    @stijnvandamme76 2 года назад +18

    Kinda ironic, that its usually people who don't really care much for rules, who end up in jail, then there are so many rules to abide to once they are in there.

    • @jackmclane1826
      @jackmclane1826 5 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe it can make you a better person?

  • @Incubansoul
    @Incubansoul 3 года назад +2996

    "good dude, I trusted him"
    "why?"
    "ain't no axes in prison"

    • @allthingsfootball7146
      @allthingsfootball7146 3 года назад +23

      Haha

    • @michaelk5007
      @michaelk5007 3 года назад +96

      People have reasons for what they do - if that reason isn't around you then you're okay. Psychopaths are always dangerous because of this, while most people only want to maintain their safety, dignity, and sometimes power (the 'callers'). When I was in the murderers were considered most dangerous because they don't get any more time for killing you, too - but if you keep killing people you WILL fall. The most dangerous moment was when a guy 100 pounds more than me and a cop killer wanted to go through my mates items and I told him I wouldn't allow it - "go through mine" - respect was earned that day and, happy to say, I am still alive.

    • @michaelk5007
      @michaelk5007 3 года назад +46

      @эмиль к. If you haven't done anything yet, then please do not. My experience in the pen was that I had my days mapped out in front of me and the people who _really_ suffered daily were my family. I believe that post-soviet countries have tougher systems than we do, but I will repeat what I said above - only watch out for the psychopaths; after that, just do not piss anyone off. If you show respect you greatly reduce your chances of being a mark. It will be a tough decision where to "draw the line" when someone fails to respect you. Most people - in prison too - don't want to fight over nothing. You will certainly meet up with someone who will test you wherever you are, and if it is in prison then people are watching MUCH more than you know.
      Dont leave your loved ones because you got angry. If you were here I could suggest resources to help, perhaps there are some there. I mean help you to manage your anger.
      Peace

    • @77thTrombone
      @77thTrombone 3 года назад +5

      @эмиль к. best wishes. Seriously.

    • @77thTrombone
      @77thTrombone 3 года назад +3

      @Western Dragon probably. The question is, where's that point?
      For some people, that point is when you murder their family.
      For others, that point is when you accidentally cut them off in traffic.
      Not all points are created equal!

  • @pnutbuttrcrepes8129
    @pnutbuttrcrepes8129 4 года назад +2728

    Me someone who has never been to jail or prison:
    "I smashed his face into a concrete wall."
    Oh.
    "I watched a man get killed for sitting in the wrong section."
    0_0
    "If you don't pay him, you're gonna get stabbed."
    Jesus!
    "Put a shank right in his chest, and went back to bed!"
    *cries in fear*
    "You'll see a lot of things on a yard..."
    Oh gosh...
    "...dudes sharpening shanks..."
    Okay, not terrible.
    "...drug deals..."
    To be expected, I guess.
    "...punks getting fucked in the corner..."
    *Yo man, WTF?!*

    • @SMPKarma
      @SMPKarma 4 года назад +82

      the drug deal part is good, at least. Should I ever go to prison (for whatever reason) at least there will be something to do, hopefully lol.

    • @cumboy420blazeit2
      @cumboy420blazeit2 4 года назад +25

      My exact reaction lol, had to see if someone else said it already 🍜

    • @homemadehavoc184
      @homemadehavoc184 4 года назад +29

      I clicked because he looked like he was going to show me it's features, but this comment made me want to stay

    • @stringbeanh2o819
      @stringbeanh2o819 4 года назад +8

      I wanted to give you a thumbs up but... 666

    • @thevarva1520
      @thevarva1520 4 года назад +4

      @@homemadehavoc184 ah yes the infamous rubber band - powered shank

  • @harmannd7270
    @harmannd7270 4 года назад +697

    You can tell how pissed the toilet situation had him

  • @JeffreyFish-e5k
    @JeffreyFish-e5k 4 месяца назад +2

    This man is educating you on his life experience. That is beautiful. There are many different experiences in life. This man is teaching.

  • @adamnorzagaray2657
    @adamnorzagaray2657 4 года назад +1086

    Mother: Honey, what are you doing in your room?
    Me: Research, ma.

  • @17th_Colossus
    @17th_Colossus 4 года назад +1318

    Step 1-find the biggest shot caller
    Step 2- take his seat and refuse to give it up(spit in his face for good measure)
    Step 3- you are no longer in prison... welcome to the afterlife

    • @JoeRoganAndMoreShorts
      @JoeRoganAndMoreShorts 4 года назад +58

      Plot twist: Youre going to hell for eternal imprisonment

    • @jerryswanson6732
      @jerryswanson6732 4 года назад +51

      LOL Yeah, I know right? In movies and on TV and stuff, there's always that prisoner who tells the story of how when he got locked up, he looked for the biggest, toughest, meanest looking guy there and slapped him in the face to pick a fight with him. I've never been to jail a day in my life, but that always struck me as pretty awful advice...unless of course, you WANT to be beaten into a meaty pulp or killed outright.

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain 4 года назад +19

      @@JoeRoganAndMoreShorts Just start over with Step 1.

    • @quinndeluna8032
      @quinndeluna8032 4 года назад +11

      @@solusaldrain and this time you're sent to heaven, haha

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 4 года назад

      😂🤣

  • @thizlam4810
    @thizlam4810 4 года назад +627

    “I had a cell mate who killed a guy with an axe handle...good dude.”
    That got me 😂 keep up the work Larry, can’t wait to see you at 1 million subs!

    • @yourmatenoel5128
      @yourmatenoel5128 4 года назад +1

      Bit morbid but yeh

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 4 года назад +1

      @boomgoesblitzhound 1st time was just the intro to get you interested. It was edited.

    • @lordperezident
      @lordperezident 4 года назад +3

      @Jacob Stephany who you gonna brag to Lmao your cousins or someone else in the family?? Haha I can see it just now " hello everybody! Wanted to let you fellows know that I have been watching Larry since half a million subs. I'm pretty cool because of that. Do you agree?" Lol

    • @kreterakete
      @kreterakete 4 года назад +1

      He is a lousy violent criminal , nothing good or cool about it. Disgusting

    • @MindsMatterMotivation
      @MindsMatterMotivation 4 года назад +1

      NealCassady who larry or the axe dude both are good dudes

  • @fnafplayer6447
    @fnafplayer6447 3 года назад +2

    You are an example of people who do bad things but have a good heart and are not bad people and you have changed so many peoples lives. God bless you.

  • @thefarmlife4720
    @thefarmlife4720 4 года назад +508

    Had to spend the night in county once, and while waiting to see the Judge, the guy next to me could see I was nervous and kindly talked me through the process. Super nice guy. A few days later I see him on the news, a super-max prisoner suing the state, who had been convicted of killing his and his girlfriends family with an axe. No more underage drinking for me.

    • @jase_llan
      @jase_llan 4 года назад +99

      Just shows not all criminals are 'bad people' (murder is usually a crime of passion after all), not to mention the fact there are plenty of law-abiding citizens who aren't 'good people.'

    • @Rafaelgarcia-mt2jo
      @Rafaelgarcia-mt2jo 4 года назад +103

      @@jase_llan No, it demonstrates the complexity of the human person who can tend to be caring and gentle to a sadistic murderer.

    • @jase_llan
      @jase_llan 4 года назад +44

      @Jeff Bridger read Rafael's post, he nails it - it's not defending a murderer at all, just that people can be driven to do almost anything if pushed far enough.

    • @jase_llan
      @jase_llan 4 года назад +38

      @Jeff Bridger did I say at any point that murder could ever be justified? I'm just saying that those who would otherwise be seen as 'good people' are capable of it, and likewise that 'bad people' may never commit a violent crime in their life but still be horrible.

    • @gray7112
      @gray7112 4 года назад +5

      Jeff Bridger it’s almost as if people do that daily when they support cops 😳

  • @danabandaned6792
    @danabandaned6792 4 года назад +2665

    11th unwritten rule: Don't mess with Larry's water supply.

    • @user-db8lj6wt7z
      @user-db8lj6wt7z 4 года назад +92

      12th rule: NEVER FORGET THINGS

    • @bloodlust0079
      @bloodlust0079 4 года назад +76

      13th rule: make sure your name isn’t Lester.

    • @orionmedley5362
      @orionmedley5362 4 года назад +37

      14th rule dont be a punk

    • @Torukatsu
      @Torukatsu 4 года назад +37

      15th Rule : Don’t drop the soap

    • @mrsupremium1776
      @mrsupremium1776 4 года назад +16

      15th rule stay out of jail

  • @mahmubulhoque8949
    @mahmubulhoque8949 4 года назад +3125

    In my opinion, the worst thing about prison were the dementors

    • @dannyv1224
      @dannyv1224 4 года назад +53

      Ok Michael Scott

    • @zombiecarnivore
      @zombiecarnivore 4 года назад +14

      What were you in for?

    • @joelt8799
      @joelt8799 4 года назад +149

      They were flying all over and and sucking the life out of people

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 4 года назад +4

      @@joelt8799 the ceiling god ceilingus wants us to go to heaven

    • @rachorachev8905
      @rachorachev8905 4 года назад +55

      And you my friend, ... Will be the bell of the ball !!! Don't drop the soap, don't drop the soap !!!

  • @Phukugoooglification
    @Phukugoooglification 2 года назад +7

    I learned at a very young age , being told without having to be told, if you go on the wrong side of law 'you be honest'. That bit of advise has probably kept me out of prison these many years.
    Edit, the other piece of life advise is , 'if the cops catch you, don't say a thing and call us."

  • @fencserx9423
    @fencserx9423 3 года назад +1765

    I do love this guy describing his life and being like “DONT DO IT. But if you’re gonna do it... this is how I’d do it. BUT DONT DO IT”

    • @1gman547
      @1gman547 3 года назад +14

      Right. Now I'm a good guy lets see if I can capitalize on my stupidity in life. I'm not impressed with guy.

    • @highlander5634
      @highlander5634 3 года назад +70

      @@1gman547 he can’t change the past man what do you want him to do

    • @1stWeDance
      @1stWeDance 3 года назад +2

      This is the dumbest s*** I think I've ever seen on RUclips.
      I did a year & a day.
      and I did it without ever smashing anybody's face against thematter fact I only seen very few fights the whole time I was there.
      this guy seems to hype it up to be something that it is not, perhaps you've watched too many prison movies sir.
      I did my time On the Huntsville Ellis unit.
      I got out and I didn't go back.
      Simple no prison mentality, it was just a chapter of my life I put behind me.
      Maybe this cat needs to do the same thing.
      MoveOn man move on.
      And with that I'm out of here...
      Damn RUclips suggested videos..

    • @1gman547
      @1gman547 3 года назад

      @@highlander5634 I understand what you're saying. But he shouldn't be capitalizing on it either.

    • @1gman547
      @1gman547 3 года назад +1

      @@1stWeDance Said well buddy.

  • @christianwilliams9433
    @christianwilliams9433 4 года назад +859

    “I don’t care if his weenies hanging out. He’s got his shank and his boots” 🤣 I died

    • @hazzardgr712
      @hazzardgr712 4 года назад +8

      He also said you don't want to leave but out 😮🤐

    • @kaidengreydanus1194
      @kaidengreydanus1194 4 года назад +8

      He literally said that as I read this

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 4 года назад +1

      Wise words of wisdom

    • @mrgoose7865
      @mrgoose7865 4 года назад

      Kaiden Greydanus same

    • @briansmith8930
      @briansmith8930 4 года назад +2

      If your gonna die .... die with your boots on ! ( Iron Maiden)

  • @worldtraveler84
    @worldtraveler84 4 года назад +1697

    Im going to file these tips in the “hope to never use drawer”.

    • @dancook8213
      @dancook8213 4 года назад +11

      Right

    • @nightrider5109
      @nightrider5109 4 года назад +9

      Got that right Not a fun place

    • @Van_bya_river
      @Van_bya_river 4 года назад +2

      Yeah those drawers dissapear pretty quickly on the guys that are worried...

    • @tfptravel.food.peace.3788
      @tfptravel.food.peace.3788 4 года назад +7

      Right next to CPR and my Glock 17

    • @awp-erator4525
      @awp-erator4525 4 года назад

      @chang chang stfu chang chang u ain't hard. U got ur cheeks clapped by bbc on the daily

  • @mikehawk4455
    @mikehawk4455 2 года назад +10

    “You’re gonna see punks getting fucked in the corner sometimes” 😭😭 I’m sorry but I died right here

  • @marsh3133
    @marsh3133 3 года назад +2481

    It feels good knowing that there's an intelligent, reformed ex-inmate who's making a decent living through creating content, which probably is pretty therapeutic, too. There're so many people who went through the system that end up being so miserable trying to re-adjust to a life in a society; it's good to see another one "not bite the dust".

    • @christianlatshaw1767
      @christianlatshaw1767 3 года назад +41

      Exactly! What a great example of someone turning their life experience into a legitimate source of income. Well done sir!

    • @funart6210
      @funart6210 3 года назад +8

      Checkout: Prison Stories - Getting Shanked over a Subway Sandwich

    • @cjwithey1241
      @cjwithey1241 3 года назад +10

      Hell yea. I did 2 yrs in prison myself. Not too long to lose touch w society but long enough to kno prison isnt for any games

    • @ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P
      @ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P 3 года назад +27

      Yeah I didn't do much time. Less than a year after credit from county and good time. But my inner conviction from 30 years of being an addict and living in the shadows also makes it a struggle at times to adapt. Don't get me wrong I'm doing well for myself. In just 3 years went from being a homeless heroin addict with legal issues to now having an apartment, truck, good people in my corner, just started my own little painting business. Plenty of work and at that point where I may be able to give out a job to someone. Hoping to even buy my first home by this time next year... But yeah I do struggle with social anxieties and feelings of awkwardness. Not always some times are better than others but it's not fun when I do.

    • @Deepbluhuntr
      @Deepbluhuntr 3 года назад +5

      @@ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P , Hang in there , best of luck to you.

  • @epicgamerchannel6230
    @epicgamerchannel6230 4 года назад +1536

    Random guy: leaves some toothpaste at the bottom of the sink
    Larry: *so you have chosen death*

    • @DreamboutIT9721
      @DreamboutIT9721 4 года назад +4

      Epic gamer channel lol

    • @vincentdolente7053
      @vincentdolente7053 4 года назад +3

      Nah you just clean that shit up lol

    • @PattyBandAidz
      @PattyBandAidz 4 года назад +8

      You shouldn't have to clean it up cause you don't spit in the sink .. bottom line

    • @vincentdolente7053
      @vincentdolente7053 4 года назад +5

      Most people use the toilet to spit where I went, but thats jail.

    • @dookieeater
      @dookieeater 4 года назад +15

      Vincent Dolente I used my cell mates butthole to spit in...

  • @nparnonesr
    @nparnonesr 4 года назад +708

    As a 16 year correctional officer in a state penitentiary, Larry has good wisdom to share. He wraps it well with the advice, "I don't want you to go to prison. . . " That is the best advice.

    • @roberthatch6230
      @roberthatch6230 4 года назад +20

      I agree I worked in jails and prisons for over 20 years. “ I don’t want you to go prison “ best advice ever.

    • @oldman9843
      @oldman9843 4 года назад +37

      24 years here , 16 months to go until I retire . Another rule , as much as you might hate the COs , don't fuk with them they might just save your life someday .

    • @karozans
      @karozans 4 года назад +66

      It sounds like prisons are circuses run by clowns on purpose so that the weakest prisoners who made silly mistakes like auto theft are dominated or killed off by the ones who are there for quadruple homicide. If I had to go to prison for any length of time, I'd rather be locked up by myself in an 10 x 10 cell 24/7/365 as long as I had a toilet, shower, and sink in the corner.
      It's cute how you say "If you don't want to go to prison". With over 70,000 pages of laws at the Federal level and over 150,000 pages if you include State and Local laws, how do you expect anyone to NOT go to prison these days. A few years ago, a man was sentenced to 8 years 1 month in prison because the business he owned for 30 years shipped lobster tails in the wrong box. Another man was sentenced to 2 years in prison because he added fruit flavoring to vodka and served it in a bar that he owned. Another couple almost got 30 years in prison for clearing a flooded log jamb from their property. With laws like these, I'm surprised everyone in the USA isn't in prison right now.
      A while ago, I hurt my back and I was prescribed some prescription anti-inflammatory drugs. I got over it, but still had some pills left. About 2 or 3 years later, my Aunt was knocked down by a horse and he stepped on her chest and broke her ribs, but couldn't see a doctor until the next day. My mother called me up because she thought I had some pain pills and asked me if I had any left. If I gave my mother a prescription pain pill to give to my Aunt, and a cop found out about it, all 3 of us could have been sentenced to multiple years or decades in prison for drug trafficking.
      1 out of 3 American adults has a criminal record. 1 out of 10 has a felony record. Every year the prison system lets out 650,000 prisoners so they have room for 650,000 more people coming in. America is a police state and it's not going to last for much longer.

    • @phuckayumang2381
      @phuckayumang2381 4 года назад +11

      ​@@karozans Life is so crazy when you just think about the numbers. Do an extra 15 minutes at work twice a week unpaid and you're giving them an entire day of your life for free at the end of the year.

    • @karozans
      @karozans 4 года назад +1

      @@phuckayumang2381 Indeed.

  • @BillFEILHAUER-bu7go
    @BillFEILHAUER-bu7go 6 месяцев назад +1

    Larry, you are a gift from God. Your dignified demeanor and delivery are impeccable. You have no idea how much your teaching has turned my life around. And set me and many others on the road to redemption. God bless you

  • @Kilo-sz4ch
    @Kilo-sz4ch 4 года назад +1505

    “Look at what people are wearing on their feet”
    *if they are wearing black forces then do not mess with them*

  • @sheerdumbluck
    @sheerdumbluck 4 года назад +708

    Me: breathes Larry: you just died.

  • @evoman1776
    @evoman1776 4 года назад +2160

    Best rule of all: don't do anything that gets you sent to prison

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 4 года назад +156

      all the innocent/framed prisoners disagree lol

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 4 года назад +46

      I'd say that the rule is to not get caught

    • @williambutler5091
      @williambutler5091 4 года назад +15

      Yeah, good advice. Especially in the U.S.
      Insane prison standards by UK standards.

    • @grandtheftak3666
      @grandtheftak3666 3 года назад +7

      Dont drop the soap

    • @johnmarks714
      @johnmarks714 3 года назад +8

      ​@@RemixedVoice What did they do to get themselves in a position to get framed?

  • @searchingformeaning6531
    @searchingformeaning6531 3 года назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @DoubleO88
    @DoubleO88 4 года назад +369

    "Prison system pit races against each other so they don't have them team up against the guards". Sounds like a great analogy for life outside of prison too and the media.

    • @ingwarostapenko6874
      @ingwarostapenko6874 4 года назад +5

      @@sukt00 your comment is in fact more underrated. Due to Commie shit going around in the world we forget who we are

    • @psychochicken9535
      @psychochicken9535 4 года назад

      It also makes it easier to know who is on whose side.

    • @Erilan5
      @Erilan5 4 года назад +2

      @@ingwarostapenko6874 It's because that are our basic instincts. However if you are able to put some rationality and humanity on top, things start to change.

    • @Templar-jj3ig
      @Templar-jj3ig 4 года назад +6

      Every system outside of the prison is a prison system. The have the same foam beds in nurses offices in schools as they do in jails and prisons. America is a prison system. Exactly what System of a Down sung in "Prison Song."

    • @dchx6390
      @dchx6390 4 года назад +3

      10 years 6 months and 1 day in VA DOC race relations were fine no racial tensions and co's did not pit one another against each other. Hate to admit it but VA does a pretty good job when it comes to corrections, lots of courses, job training and groups. Number 1 rule "mind your own f'ing business" number 2 do your own time. Remember these 2 rules you'll be fine.

  • @jeffreyparadise117
    @jeffreyparadise117 4 года назад +1497

    don't reach over someone's meal tray......Big unwritten one too

    • @MossyRootz
      @MossyRootz 4 года назад +55

      You don't reach over the table at all. You point and ask for them to pass whatever it is. You keep your hands next to you. Lmao I hate that I know that.

    • @geovonnie69
      @geovonnie69 4 года назад +20

      I showed my dad this video and he said the same thing. Did an 8 year stretch in his 20s.

    • @FloodExterminator
      @FloodExterminator 4 года назад +11

      @@landonhitt850 I'm guessing other prisoner's might think you are either stealing their food, or reaching over to hit someone.

    • @MossyRootz
      @MossyRootz 4 года назад +26

      @@FloodExterminator Its just a rule you don't invade someone's personal space because usually when someone is they're about to do something to you.

    • @gavinbanks1214
      @gavinbanks1214 3 года назад

      Like he ate trays 😂

  • @frodosvlogs4340
    @frodosvlogs4340 4 года назад +245

    I love how chilled he is when talking about prison and murders

    • @maskedman8803
      @maskedman8803 4 года назад +39

      And dudes getting fucked in a corner

    • @kreterakete
      @kreterakete 4 года назад +3

      He is a lousy violent criminal , nothing good or cool about it. Disgusting

    • @minion3806
      @minion3806 4 года назад +29

      @NealCassady Why did you come to watch his video and comment here if you think that?

    • @maskedman8803
      @maskedman8803 4 года назад +11

      @@kreterakete he has clearly changed. He wants prison reform, more help for troubled youth etc. Have you even seen more than one of his videos?

    • @Hawkproject98
      @Hawkproject98 4 года назад +7

      NealCassady he’s sharing stories and many of these stories help to shed light on what prison is like and what some people have to do when they’re inside to survive. Bringing awareness of the ugly side of prison is important to reforming it into something that doesn’t dehumanize and not rehabilitate people

  • @coertmommsen837
    @coertmommsen837 3 года назад +15

    Thanks for your valuable advice Larry. Your keen and intelligent observations are bound to help many an inmate (or person that still needs to serve a sentence) to survive without having to have to learn through their own experience (for which they might not have the time for learning).

  • @Wrz2e
    @Wrz2e 4 года назад +461

    Being stabbed is just the sort of thing that upsets me. If it happened to me I'd honestly hate it.

    • @AlextheRed1917
      @AlextheRed1917 4 года назад +282

      Yeah I'd feel alittle inconvenienced if I got stabbed aswell.

    • @Wrz2e
      @Wrz2e 4 года назад +81

      @@AlextheRed1917 honestly it's soooooo annoying

    • @dsmith8079
      @dsmith8079 4 года назад +87

      "What ho, old bean! Why did you insert your makeshift blade into my sternum? Quite ruddy and all that."

    • @nickp3949
      @nickp3949 4 года назад +45

      Ik I’d be a little irritated myself

    • @gethbach1988
      @gethbach1988 4 года назад +23

      It would totally go through me!

  • @frankjanosko9083
    @frankjanosko9083 4 года назад +418

    Here's an unwritten rule: NEVER look in anyone else's cell. Whether your passing by it or even having a conversation with one of its occupants. Keep your eyes to yourself.

    • @adrianjayanursaleh9742
      @adrianjayanursaleh9742 4 года назад +4

      Why?

    • @frankjanosko9083
      @frankjanosko9083 4 года назад +105

      @@adrianjayanursaleh9742 no one wants you to "eye-fuck" their stuff.

    • @stevetillery2432
      @stevetillery2432 4 года назад +7

      You have apparently done this before

    • @stevetillery2432
      @stevetillery2432 4 года назад +27

      @@adrianjayanursaleh9742 you might see something you can't unsee, like a dude jacking off, or a punk getting f*****

    • @avenellr6993
      @avenellr6993 4 года назад +23

      I did time in Atlanta. Don’t look in the cells period. They might be jacking the meat on one of the guards.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 4 года назад +462

    This guy needs to be a consultant on a serious, gritty prison simulator game.
    No joke, you could see an accurate game like that selling really well.

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  4 года назад +103

      I agree. I know I could be a great consultant.

    • @DrunkHog
      @DrunkHog 4 года назад +22

      Kinda like "GTA" but in prison... but with micromanagement like financial strategy games or the x-com serios and a bit of RPG, building skills and traits, and with Karma, like in Fallout. In picking your character. Fighter, manager, weaponcrafter, and enrolling in faction/group.
      Yea, that's be bad-ass! I'd play that game.

    • @esco5593
      @esco5593 4 года назад +12

      Dude that would be straight flames... like if Hard Time was even remotely realistic

    • @im0uthere
      @im0uthere 4 года назад +6

      Prison is the most boring place on earth lol. The only thing more boring would be a game about it.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 4 года назад +17

      @@im0uthere If they can make games about driving a truck or farming interesting then there's a market.

  • @robe.2424
    @robe.2424 2 года назад +2

    No matter where life takes people. It’s always a good idea to listen to advice. Especially when it involves survival. Thank you for this information!

  • @hamzasheesh6553
    @hamzasheesh6553 4 года назад +763

    Me: bored
    RUclips: wanna see some prison unwritten rules?
    Me: yeah why not..

    • @12yaps
      @12yaps 4 года назад +7

      Ur so funny! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      (Insert eye roll here)

    • @Bleep831
      @Bleep831 4 года назад +6

      Sokichi Sullivan wow such anger. An eye roll would have sufficed

    • @sidharthbabani7945
      @sidharthbabani7945 4 года назад +2

      Same story

    • @michaelevanirawan
      @michaelevanirawan 4 года назад +3

      RUclips predict that you might go to prison. How kind.

    • @tn-cj9cc
      @tn-cj9cc 4 года назад

      Your comment reminded me of starship troopers.

  • @chandleralves698
    @chandleralves698 4 года назад +417

    At least now I know that if I go to prison, I'm gonna die the first day.

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 года назад +2

      You never die on day 1 or 3 for that matter but weeks 1 through 30 are hard once you've established yourself you should be fine

    • @rsm_sway2034
      @rsm_sway2034 4 года назад +1

      @@colewilder7353 have you been in prison?

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 года назад +7

      @@rsm_sway2034 prison no but ive been in 6 jails my aunts wife was in prison as was my step father as have several family friends.

    • @xnzhaua2932
      @xnzhaua2932 4 года назад +11

      ive been in prison and tbh the main thing i learnt in prison that prisons easier than i thought😂😂, but i went to prison in uk dem american prisons be different

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 3 месяца назад

      Bc you are a soy redditor

  • @humannumberzero2620
    @humannumberzero2620 4 года назад +457

    Larry: I saw a guy get killed for sitting in the wrong seat
    Me, someone who is extremely stupid and forgets things: oh no

    • @alexandrutudorache3395
      @alexandrutudorache3395 4 года назад +17

      I mean, it would be scary to forget where you're supposed to sit but then again he said no one would actually stab you for sitting in their spot as long as you don't try to act tough about it. If you just apologize and get out of his seat you'll be fine.

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 года назад +1

      Just get a Super Power. It's super Easy. Jeez.

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 4 года назад

      "I'm in danger!" :)

    • @Milfuelle100
      @Milfuelle100 4 года назад +5

      Lol right??? I once accidentally got into the wrong car 😂 thought it was my mom’s. the lady in the front seat was like “who are you????????”

  • @EjRidenhour
    @EjRidenhour Год назад +2

    Man I remember watching this during lockdown Larry Lawton has the best storytelling on RUclips 💯

  • @aleksd286
    @aleksd286 4 года назад +604

    Who else to take prison advice from, than the man himself. Heisenberg.

    • @sebbekartellen6493
      @sebbekartellen6493 4 года назад +11

      Damn, he does look like Heisenberg

    • @woop9822
      @woop9822 4 года назад +3

      to me he looks a lot like penn jillette 🤔

    • @ayoubzahiri1918
      @ayoubzahiri1918 4 года назад +2

      He look like a dumb heisenberg 😂😂😂

    • @imCurveee
      @imCurveee 4 года назад +1

      Except Heisenberg never went to prison...

  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry 4 года назад +2114

    Thanks this will be very helpful

    • @joeessen1059
      @joeessen1059 4 года назад +45

      Lol

    • @Lethgar_Smith
      @Lethgar_Smith 4 года назад +258

      I was just thinking: I wonder if anyone is here because they are getting ready for prison?
      That's gotta suck.

    • @mistersmile1844
      @mistersmile1844 4 года назад +39

      Tomorrow's hot news story: "RUclips channel named MVPerry arrested for trying to steal a dog's sandwich!" Or something.

    • @kfisher8961
      @kfisher8961 4 года назад +8

      Wait what

    • @JamieSmith-fz2mz
      @JamieSmith-fz2mz 4 года назад +12

      Whatever you have planned, i only ask that you film it!

  • @unberyl
    @unberyl 4 года назад +647

    1:30 Look at what people are wearing on their feet
    5:00 What's the shower situation
    9:47 TV room rules
    11:10 What's the prison politics & shot callers
    11:58 Chow hall seating
    13:00 The comissary - the store of the prison
    14:10 You gotta know who the storemen are
    15:30 Who's your cellmate, trust me, who's your cellmate?
    16:45 Who's the snitches?
    17:39 What's the yard rules in that prison?
    Peace. Enjoy.

    • @yousernameish
      @yousernameish 4 года назад +10

      Perfect! thats exactly what i came here looking for. Nicely written down rules...

    • @ralph3570
      @ralph3570 4 года назад +2

      Nerd

    • @fernandoalarcon525
      @fernandoalarcon525 4 года назад +2

      Snitches are always the gangsters. I know a 'OG' who is a straight up rat. Snitching is only snitching if you don't have power over the other inmates.

    • @pinksalt1057
      @pinksalt1057 4 года назад +1

      @@fernandoalarcon525 so a peasant

    • @fernandoalarcon525
      @fernandoalarcon525 4 года назад +1

      @@pinksalt1057 Did you read what I said. I said snitching is just telling on someone without being popular since 90% of gangsters are technically snitches. I know plenty and most of them are snitches that are only against snitching if it is done to them. They are okay with telling on others. If you know or met any Nortenos you would understand what I am saying.

  • @squizill
    @squizill 3 года назад +8

    You broke this shit down the way it needed to be said, keep your head up brother

  • @SolonOz
    @SolonOz 4 года назад +491

    It's much better to know something like this than not.

    • @hotpot328
      @hotpot328 4 года назад +3

      you are 3 years old, if you look like in your pfp, how can you even write.

    • @somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872
      @somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872 4 года назад +2

      @@hotpot328 maybe the pfp is their kid? I really have no idea, but perhaps.

  • @nagato2k633
    @nagato2k633 4 года назад +669

    So basically if you fart on your sell mate just prepare to die after 10pm.

  • @stanleykowrach1957
    @stanleykowrach1957 4 года назад +549

    My uncle was a CO in Max Security in NY. He did not say directly, but the administration allows the inmate's leaders special privileges in return for keeping their people under control and keep the system in order. Similiar to politicians.

    • @ordobravus3229
      @ordobravus3229 4 года назад +53

      Everybody does that, regular street cops as well, law enforcement in general

    • @breastmeatonly
      @breastmeatonly 4 года назад +3

      Makes sense.

    • @michaelbailey5736
      @michaelbailey5736 4 года назад +7

      @Russ Gallagher COs in Clinton will beat an inmate to death in a hot minute

    • @michaelbailey5736
      @michaelbailey5736 4 года назад +6

      Sgt Davis at one facility near the Canadian boarder is a serial killer

    • @michaelpetrovich5353
      @michaelpetrovich5353 4 года назад +4

      @@ordobravus3229 exactly. In every level in sociaty.

  • @patrickrogers02
    @patrickrogers02 11 месяцев назад +2

    Love the videos Larry. I've been binge watching for a week now lol. Stay blessed brother!

  • @thegoodone4113
    @thegoodone4113 4 года назад +277

    Normal people: nice boots you got !
    Larry: '_'

    • @dingleberryxo7623
      @dingleberryxo7623 4 года назад +7

      U guys going hiking tonite?
      How come i'm not invited?

    • @AKRosarioMusic
      @AKRosarioMusic 4 года назад +5

      Me: Where u get them timbs at b
      Larry in the background: *face palms*

  • @megamitchel100
    @megamitchel100 4 года назад +429

    Me: *scared to even steal a pack of gum from the dollar store*
    Also me: "I better read up if I ever get arrested"

    • @newman7151
      @newman7151 4 года назад +14

      good thing i live in germany. if i get into prison, its like living in a flat with a dude

    • @HugeDeal
      @HugeDeal 4 года назад

      Stupid goof.

    • @ironbar5294
      @ironbar5294 4 года назад +1

      @@HugeDeal your mom

    • @revariox189
      @revariox189 4 года назад +1

      @@newman7151 As Larry said, just hope that dude ain't no blooming psycho

  • @sebastianruiz4728
    @sebastianruiz4728 4 года назад +558

    "My celly killed a guy with an axe handle...good dude...

    • @peglegnoid6139
      @peglegnoid6139 4 года назад +9

      Only because he thought being a Jewel Thief was glamorous Larry was spared.

    • @Solocat1
      @Solocat1 4 года назад +3

      Well maybe he had a reason.

    • @BobbyDazzler888
      @BobbyDazzler888 4 года назад +2

      Theres his method of thinking exposed

    • @kirkdunn1379
      @kirkdunn1379 4 года назад +8

      You'll find alot of them are pretty normal aside from their charges.....met a ton and was expecting different....but they eat, sleep, shit same as me

    • @Acord718
      @Acord718 4 года назад +2

      No, really a good dude! Lol

  • @gregmacdonald3559
    @gregmacdonald3559 2 года назад +3

    Larry this one was top shelf! Some great points for the newbies.
    Thank you , great content!
    🇨🇦❤️🙏🏻

  • @quw5582
    @quw5582 4 года назад +602

    Larry : "This guy killed a man with an axe, good guy"
    Me : "Why?"
    Larry : "HEY, Good guy ok good guy"

  • @carlosdiaz9998
    @carlosdiaz9998 4 года назад +75

    I love how fiercely you stick up for your cellmate
    "Good dude."
    "What do you mean? He--"
    "GOOD DUDE."

  • @claricem.7183
    @claricem.7183 4 года назад +812

    Larry: *talking about how to survive in prison*
    Me, who is afraid to ask for more water at restaurants and will cry if someone even slightly raises their voice at me: "Hmm, yes. Very useful tips."

    • @pravda9646
      @pravda9646 4 года назад +22

      Aww

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 4 года назад +33

      Same i'd rather get a wrong food order than ask them to change it or tell them about it haha

    • @stargirl3455
      @stargirl3455 4 года назад +5

      Same hahah

    • @KittyCow
      @KittyCow 4 года назад +7

      You wont ever go to prison then lol

    • @not_ian5543
      @not_ian5543 4 года назад +16

      @@charlesiveson2642 "Then pay with your blood!"
      -Skyrim guard, probably

  • @MikeJones-mk1vm
    @MikeJones-mk1vm 2 года назад +2

    Larry, that 'Bad Sport' episode with Randy was BY FAR the best in the series. Crazy story

  • @joethestrat
    @joethestrat 4 года назад +503

    One of my life goals is to never ever go to prison/jail.
    So far, so good.

    • @veltonmeade1057
      @veltonmeade1057 4 года назад +41

      Sometimes men go to jail / prison because of mistaken identifiies, false-accusations, and corrupt cops and attorneys. I hope no one does this to me.

    • @johnrobertmartyn5040
      @johnrobertmartyn5040 4 года назад +3

      I agree with you mate

    • @nightrider5109
      @nightrider5109 4 года назад +5

      That's 1 of my goals to I love my freedom 55 yrs old never did a day inside Miserable place Fu@k living like that

    • @colewagor4745
      @colewagor4745 4 года назад +1

      i agree but i think most people will end up getting arrested once and spending a couple hours in jail

    • @seekingwisdom8
      @seekingwisdom8 4 года назад +3

      With the current rage and stress over the election, anyone can end up in prison. Politicians don’t care who gets hurt if they are able to succeed in winning or keeping their position. I’ve never seen such in your face corruption my entire life. I know it has always existed, but not with the boldness that exists now. Stay away from protests of all kinds, and don’t talk politics. I haven’t been in prison and pray I never will, but the way things are so crazy now, it’s best to not be seen or heard.

  • @MalcolmRandall
    @MalcolmRandall 3 года назад +479

    1) 1:41 Notice prisoner footwear
    2) 4:57 What's the shower situation?
    3) 9:46 TV Rules
    4) 11:08 Prison Politics
    5) 11:57 Chow Hall Seating
    6) 13:00 The Commisary
    7) 14:04 Know the Storeman
    8) 15:30 Who's your Cellmate
    9) 16:44 Know the Snitches
    10) 17:39 The Yard

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 2 года назад +3

    I've just started watching your videos, and I must say, I have been loving it so far! Keep up the great work! Truly valuable insight!

  • @marcpullan5242
    @marcpullan5242 4 года назад +262

    My wife and I have been dying to visit this place, Finally a vacation spot that fits my budget. Anyway thanks for the tips, trying to respect the culture and all of that.
    Wish us good luck

    • @omari436
      @omari436 4 года назад +24

      I feel like you wife might be with other partners, voluntarily or not.

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 4 года назад +737

    I'm glad he brought up the fact that prisons promote racial tensions. This is a very underlooked aspect of how they keep control

    • @CruceEntertainment
      @CruceEntertainment 4 года назад +65

      So pretty much how the outside world works too. #prisonplanet

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 4 года назад +5

      @@CruceEntertainment Weird how "people " can follow it and allow it. You are your own mind. I will happily go down standing than be subjected to being a racist or a person with zero morals. Nah fam... you become more weak with this mentality. But...criminals that get caught ARE the weak link. So...? 👍🤡👾

    • @seekingwisdom8
      @seekingwisdom8 4 года назад +45

      Exactly what the globalists have been doing in the US this year, but it is so shallow, anyone with a logical mind can see it is a manufactured racial issue. If it was truly race oriented, the rioters in the BLM groups wouldn’t have a majority of white people out of control. Globalists want to weaken us, then control us.

    • @TommyGunz327
      @TommyGunz327 4 года назад +37

      Democrats do the same exact thing.

    • @brianjc720
      @brianjc720 3 года назад +13

      Jim Eginoire Tbf we as humans are designed and evolved to form social groups. It really doesn’t matter what it is. Race is just the most evident and easiest group to form as it not only involves appearance but also culture. But we also form groups around hobbies, wealth class, political opinion, and etc. Groupism, what I call the overarching theme of racism, is inevitable. We will form groups over any perceived differenced bc we as humans have a strong tendency to become part of something larger and to represent that and defend that.

  • @twinturbo3461
    @twinturbo3461 4 года назад +15

    I love that picture in the background "When people undermine your dreams, predict your doom or criticize you, remember they're telling you their story, not yours." Gold !

  • @jasonkortink4785
    @jasonkortink4785 11 месяцев назад

    I honestly have so much respect and admiration for you Larry .I'm in new Zealand I'm 54 I've been lucky enough to stay out of the clink,I've always watched people like you who did the horror time and come out on top ,good on you brother your a very important part of change needed in prisons .you simply tell it like it really is ,you can't learn that from a book .

  • @beatqueenofcrud
    @beatqueenofcrud 4 года назад +535

    Nobody:
    Larry Lawton: Making everyone's quarantine better

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  4 года назад +201

      thanks - you guys make my quarantine better too! thanks for watching

    • @dxz8438
      @dxz8438 4 года назад +6

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief Nice stories

    • @robertcuratolo5339
      @robertcuratolo5339 4 года назад +6

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief Let me help you get to that 1 million mark.

    • @slyceth
      @slyceth 4 года назад +3

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief Hey can you read your email?>

    • @CenoriaWoah
      @CenoriaWoah 4 года назад

      AlphaGX, it’s funny because it’s true

  • @apebeats6631
    @apebeats6631 4 года назад +919

    "Look at what people are wearing on their feet."
    Me: Sees inmate with crocs on. "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!!!"
    Also me: *Shanked in the yard for disrespecting the shot caller*

    • @crystalstone5138
      @crystalstone5138 4 года назад +14

      😂😂😂🤦me too 🤣

    • @joeconley7716
      @joeconley7716 4 года назад +18

      the place i was in you could get crocs in either black or fluorescent orange

    • @jackmomma7481
      @jackmomma7481 4 года назад +2

      What's hilarious about the crocs is there's a song by this rapper from Chicago called showyousuck... and he has a song called Crocs or Naah haha... check it out... ruclips.net/video/uOLFVNu4ODw/видео.html

    • @francargeric1
      @francargeric1 4 года назад +2

      Reminds me of the "mexican got on boots" stand up

    • @peterrock1097
      @peterrock1097 4 года назад +3

      Nah, i wouldn't stab you over that...

  • @joshswimmerly7110
    @joshswimmerly7110 4 года назад +159

    Spent eight years in prison. This man has great wisdom and he explains it in a way that is easily understandable. He does not make videos that would lead you off track just to get likes or anything. Straight up and dead on information. The shoes thing cracked me up because I thought I was the only one who paid attention to a man's shoes. VERY important info there. Larry, keep up the great work and here's to never going back. It's been almost ten years since I fell, and I haven't been back to prison since. Keep your state boots on and your shank sharp my brother.

    • @veltonmeade1057
      @veltonmeade1057 4 года назад +3

      I am still not clear about the "shoes" thing. Would work boots mean that I am going to be beaten down? What do tennis shoes mean? Thanks in advance.

    • @gregoryhankel7988
      @gregoryhankel7988 4 года назад

      Agreed. Did 2 years

    • @gregoryhankel7988
      @gregoryhankel7988 4 года назад +3

      @@veltonmeade1057 you gotta read the room brother

    • @ScarredMomentZ
      @ScarredMomentZ 4 года назад +10

      @@veltonmeade1057 if people are wearing boots they aren't trying to be lax and casual it means they're wearing them for a reason such as physical confrontation, think boxing gloves, only for your feet.

    • @veltonmeade1057
      @veltonmeade1057 4 года назад +3

      @@ScarredMomentZ Thanks.

  • @psychedeli_
    @psychedeli_ Год назад

    can we appreciate that the whole of americas (and the world actually) most professional jewel thief is now making entertaining videos just for us. AWESOME

  • @ARedMotorcycle
    @ARedMotorcycle 4 года назад +391

    Races fighting each other instead of prison staff. That's a common divide and conquer strategy utilized by the government and media on the outside as well.

    •  4 года назад +42

      So true... idiots in the poor and middle class eating it up while those in power laugh and continue to exploit

    • @revariox189
      @revariox189 4 года назад +14

      @ Great usage of the word "idiot". I find it is overused but in this sentence it is more than appropriate.

    • @toomuch9762
      @toomuch9762 4 года назад +5

      Exactly, if only everyone would wake the fuck up

    • @cowman5483
      @cowman5483 4 года назад +1

      No....… That's because different groups create tension naturally. The government obviously doesn't want to keep the country unstable.

    • @atalantiesoterica4061
      @atalantiesoterica4061 4 года назад +10

      I think racial tension is unavoidable in that kind of setting. Racial tension exists, and will continue to exist. I believe “the elites” know that races naturally divide themselves.

  • @Slikk0201
    @Slikk0201 4 года назад +596

    I didn't find larry, larry found me

  • @lurchlovestacos6588
    @lurchlovestacos6588 4 года назад +130

    My hubby spent 6 years in the pen he said it's just like housing cattle in cages, their is little humanity, lots of guards are criminals and exploit the system and the prisoners. He said their is NEVER A silent moment and constant screaming day and night

    • @shawnlizeleatherdale4052
      @shawnlizeleatherdale4052 3 года назад +11

      Pretty much, and the biggest source of drugs was guards

    • @jhartigan82
      @jhartigan82 3 года назад +4

      what did he expect? your storing all societies trash in one spot its gonna stink. Complaining about prison sucking sounds pretty immature to begin with. its meant to be a punishment...your not supposed to want to be there. that shold be obvious lol. Not sure what he did but hopefully he grew up and learned from his mistakes. Id be curios to no if you were with him before, during or after being a criminal. I know for some woman guys that are bad people can be a low key turn on....like hes a bad boy so he can protect me or hes a bad boy and ill be the one to change him or something.

    • @shawnlizeleatherdale4052
      @shawnlizeleatherdale4052 3 года назад +6

      @@jhartigan82 not every body is guilty. I spent almost 2 years in on remand, charged with armed robbery, kidnapping and forcible confinement. I couldn't get bail because of the offence. Finally got to court, the guy who was the victim walked in, took one look at me and said that I was 100% not the guy. And because it was in Canada, I can't even sue, I was merely given all my belongings, a pillow case to put them in, and I borrowed bus fare.

    • @kenhammscousin4716
      @kenhammscousin4716 3 года назад +2

      Josh Hartigan Can’t wait to see you in the pen one day

    • @andyiswonderful
      @andyiswonderful 3 года назад

      Did their victims scream, too? I don't really care about criminals.

  • @Daniel-Marson
    @Daniel-Marson 2 года назад +3

    Great channel, watched a couple of your videos and subscribed.
    I've never been to prison, i came very close in my late teens but got a decent solicitor (lawyer) and a great barrister who got me a fine, an electronic tag and a lot of community service. That experience and the thought of prison put me on the straight and narrow.

  • @toggibson
    @toggibson 4 года назад +360

    "You have one phone call " ... "get me Larry"

    • @MrAchref007
      @MrAchref007 4 года назад +13

      Better call Saul

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 года назад +2

      @@MrAchref007 saul but ight

    • @______z.p._____5600
      @______z.p._____5600 4 года назад +1

      I’m guessing this isn’t a social call... can’t handle the heat? I’ll get em pff you

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 года назад +3

      @@______z.p._____5600 lol ever wonder how he always knows what you want need but you never talk since your mute?
      Is it a press 2 for english press 3 for no cops sorta deal?

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 года назад +1

      @@______z.p._____5600 i get your quote obviously but its Lester not Larry

  • @erichurt1967
    @erichurt1967 3 года назад +812

    It's been 21 years since I've been to prison. This video gave me chills. Especially the bit about feeling the thick tension in the air and the difference between when folk are wearing flip flops or prison issued boots. I originally thought this was going to be one of those bs videos but you're spot on.

    • @annakessler9372
      @annakessler9372 3 года назад +4

      how do u have internet in prison?

    • @fireredorange2659
      @fireredorange2659 3 года назад +95

      @@annakessler9372 read that again

    • @StanbyMode
      @StanbyMode 3 года назад +30

      @@annakessler9372 read the first sentence

    • @annakessler9372
      @annakessler9372 3 года назад +1

      @@StanbyMode Ok but it doesnt change the fact that many prisoners have twitter or have acces to internet from prison

    • @bread6085
      @bread6085 3 года назад +10

      @@annakessler9372 I’m pre sure if you behave well/volunteer you get special benefits etc.

  • @btk-y1l
    @btk-y1l 4 года назад +284

    Me: *Steals a snickers bar from 7/11*
    Also me: sitting at home terrified the feds are going to bust down my door watching Larry Lawton in preparation for federal prison

    • @le_th_
      @le_th_ 4 года назад +16

      If you want to go to federal prison, you better steal more than a snickers bar. We're talking Wall Street white-collar crime.
      EDIT: To clarify, I'm not suggesting you should steal anything. However, if you're going to go to prison, you might as well make it worth your while.

    • @shmeen0
      @shmeen0 4 года назад +13

      le th bro u good?

    • @TheRealSlimShady509
      @TheRealSlimShady509 4 года назад +3

      le th obviously he’s joking lol

    • @btk-y1l
      @btk-y1l 4 года назад +9

      le th I’m joking I’m joking, *Unless*

    • @le_th_
      @le_th_ 4 года назад +1

      @@btk-y1l lol Glad you recognized that I, too, was joking.

  • @jimmyjones9950
    @jimmyjones9950 3 года назад +5

    Hey Larry, I really enjoy watching your shows as they are very informative and factual. You bring to us the unedited and down to earth realities of prison life. I have learned many interesting facts after viewing your videos. Larry, the people of this country need to know the truth about what is really happening inside our prisons. as it will eventually affect them when the person is released. Thank you very much for all your hard work. Take care bro, Jimmy.

  • @mattiagiacomelli3227
    @mattiagiacomelli3227 4 года назад +23

    I don't always believe in "second chances" because somebody really don't deserve one.
    You look like a good person who caught his second chance and used it to spread awareness.
    You are a good man

  • @patchdangles1776
    @patchdangles1776 4 года назад +422

    Showers? Larry: You could get stabbed
    TV room? Larry: You could get stabbed
    Storeman? Larry: You could get stabbed

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 4 года назад +49

      hotel? trivago!
      (could get stabbed there, though)

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 4 года назад +17

      Cell? Larry: You could get stabbed
      Dining area? Larry: You could get stabbed
      Yard? Larry: You could get.. Actually shot, yeah

    • @defineroyalty
      @defineroyalty 4 года назад +7

      So pretty much you can get stabbed.

    • @chriz9959
      @chriz9959 4 года назад +6

      sharpening shanks until the shanks got sharp..

    • @Oscoe63
      @Oscoe63 4 года назад +5

      In those Maxi's I've heard even the shanks have shanks on them.

  • @El_Blui
    @El_Blui 4 года назад +290

    “I don’t care if his weenie hanging out long as he get his boots and shank”

  • @johnjriggsarchery2457
    @johnjriggsarchery2457 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for sharing your experiences. It's appreciated.

  • @RankDuchess
    @RankDuchess 4 года назад +1677

    Larry: smashes a guys head because he didn’t clean up

    • @frostydowns
      @frostydowns 4 года назад +117

      Can't say I blame him, that shit would piss me off too.

    • @originalgamer6603
      @originalgamer6603 4 года назад +30

      Didn’t he do that to the guy who was fucking with the TVs too?

    • @numberoneballer2075
      @numberoneballer2075 4 года назад +21

      @@originalgamer6603 I guess the move is pretty efficient.

    • @kreterakete
      @kreterakete 4 года назад +53

      He is a lousy violent criminal , nothing good or cool about it. Disgusting

    • @numberoneballer2075
      @numberoneballer2075 4 года назад +84

      @@kreterakete it's almost like he changed his life around and is doing good now.....

  • @randylahey8434
    @randylahey8434 4 года назад +562

    "Look at what they got on their feet."
    MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS!!

    • @joshtrottier7590
      @joshtrottier7590 4 года назад +1

      Ahhhhhhhhh I get it lolol funny guy

    • @KnowOne1701
      @KnowOne1701 4 года назад +6

      I saw that comedian too!

    • @albertsantos47
      @albertsantos47 4 года назад +2

      Lol got it people should watch his comedy 2 Ali sadiq

    • @godet1985
      @godet1985 4 года назад +1

      Thats just what i was gonna comment

    • @haydenrufey881
      @haydenrufey881 4 года назад

      Who says that I can’t remember

  • @jeremymenning56
    @jeremymenning56 4 года назад +1127

    I'm a little concerned that the algorithm brought me here.
    I'm not sure what I did wrong.

    • @saahilthakkar4593
      @saahilthakkar4593 4 года назад +15

      Nothing. This video is great!

    • @mineralt
      @mineralt 4 года назад +16

      Google trying to drop a hint to us...🤡

    • @user-ru6mq5sc5n
      @user-ru6mq5sc5n 4 года назад +4

      If you can't remember, check your search history. There is always a reason when something pops up for me, even if it is just remotely related.

    • @williambutler5091
      @williambutler5091 4 года назад +2

      Fucking sweet. Nearly broke a fucking rib laughing.

    • @groverjuicy
      @groverjuicy 3 года назад +1

      Haha! RUclips knows!

  • @W111P0w3r
    @W111P0w3r 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for this I was planning on going next week

  • @AQuiteKiller
    @AQuiteKiller 4 года назад +116

    Hard to believe that you’ve been to prison dude you’re seem so responsible/respectful/down to earth. This came as a suggested video but stayed and subbed and loving all the videos you’ve been making

    • @Giratina575
      @Giratina575 4 года назад +4

      Prison will break you down and humble you real quick.