Former Jewel Thief Reviews Famous Heist Movies, From ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ to ‘Heat’

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @dkncd
    @dkncd 4 года назад +6725

    This guy switched "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." to "You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero."

  • @franktibbitts3117
    @franktibbitts3117 5 лет назад +54472

    These online training courses are getting really interesting.

    • @monagind
      @monagind 5 лет назад +601

      Hahah! I like the way you think.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 лет назад +930

      "Former Mastermind robber reviews GTA heists..."
      _"We'll see what they got wrong is"_

    • @joyceofdriving4954
      @joyceofdriving4954 5 лет назад +87

      HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats hilarious.

    • @etime89
      @etime89 5 лет назад +41

      Lmaoooooo

    • @natanmiksic8537
      @natanmiksic8537 5 лет назад +6

      lmao

  • @azrieljale
    @azrieljale 5 лет назад +14095

    "Im not endorsing crime you guys, but this is how you do it to be most efficient."

    • @spambot7110
      @spambot7110 5 лет назад +172

      can't be that efficient he got caught

    • @FCLAI133
      @FCLAI133 5 лет назад +676

      @@spambot7110 I mean think about how many robberies he got away with though. Most people can't even get away with one hahaha

    • @JasonLuthor
      @JasonLuthor 5 лет назад +284

      @@spambot7110 Sure after 20 years in organized crime.

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 5 лет назад +93

      Well the government sect he now works with has these same tips plus more.

    • @azrieljale
      @azrieljale 5 лет назад +61

      @@Shewas-kathybates
      Big brain time
      They want you to become criminal so they can catch you. And get paid.

  • @yomamasman8921
    @yomamasman8921 2 года назад +1434

    4:47 "Thrill?! J*ck off more!!!"🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite quotes by Larry

    • @jfbeam
      @jfbeam 2 года назад +17

      And it's one of the first things I have to take issue with. Uncle Larry has obviously never had "f*** you money". At some point, you can have so much money that it ceases to have value. It's like water, or carpet... it's just one more thing you have, use, and never think about. Crown was robbing the place because he wanted a challenge. (watch the whole movie. there's a lot going on.)

    • @อัญชลี-ฌ2อ
      @อัญชลี-ฌ2อ 2 года назад +6

      Gosh i finally found what i was looking for.

    • @Monster_Fan111
      @Monster_Fan111 2 года назад +54

      @@jfbeam Nah, I understand Larry's reason. For him, as someone who so poor he had to rob. He would never understand a rich man doing it for fun only. As he said, doing crime is dangerous, most of the time you end up in jail, so he never comprehend why people risk their lives for fun. Which is totally reasonable.

    • @niceortwice6044
      @niceortwice6044 Год назад +5

      Perfect response, didn’t miss a beat😂

    • @DominikoPL
      @DominikoPL 6 месяцев назад +2

      He's got 12 years of prison experience in serving his mates, he knows what he's talking about 😂

  • @steventayman4109
    @steventayman4109 4 года назад +5786

    Me: has no intentions of ever robbing anything ever
    Also me: taking mental note of all Larry's tips

    • @malewife6287
      @malewife6287 4 года назад +113

      Steven tayman How long before you started noticing black vans following you after this comment?

    • @steventayman4109
      @steventayman4109 4 года назад +31

      @@malewife6287 lolol none so far!😂😂

    • @beerice_0199
      @beerice_0199 4 года назад +72

      It’s one of those “just in case” notes you know?

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 4 года назад +15

      And take counters. Every tip has a catch.

    • @ViaMirage
      @ViaMirage 4 года назад +10

      He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

  • @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss
    @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss 5 лет назад +6782

    This dude saying "I'd take stealing apple watches over picasso any day" while wearing an apple watch is hilarious

    • @snowconeinthedoublecup
      @snowconeinthedoublecup 5 лет назад +60

      There are definitely some painting I wouldn't mind falling off a truck.

    • @marks4355
      @marks4355 5 лет назад +46

      @Q. E. D. the paintings are 1 of 1 there easily tracked if they see that on the black market they can track the person and ban there in trouble

    • @marks4355
      @marks4355 5 лет назад +27

      @Q. E. D. with apple watches they make million of them and they cant track them and find the person

    • @agresivemartinformerlyagre1850
      @agresivemartinformerlyagre1850 5 лет назад +4

      You beat me to this comment.

    • @OneEyeShadow
      @OneEyeShadow 5 лет назад +8

      Shoulda worn a Picasso.

  • @MisterFoxx
    @MisterFoxx 5 лет назад +5620

    "But I don't do that anymore" lol I'm sure he's probably genuine but it sounds funny every time he points out that he doesn't rob anymore.

    • @Ocrilat
      @Ocrilat 5 лет назад +114

      Yea, but he doesn't do it any less either!

    • @lisalombs1239
      @lisalombs1239 5 лет назад +286

      He's exuding a lot of "I would love to go rob a jewelry store" energy.

    • @JB-jr4xq
      @JB-jr4xq 5 лет назад +4

      I'll leave someone else to ruin the triple six likes

    • @hailbopthecomet
      @hailbopthecomet 5 лет назад +12

      Methinks thou doth protest too much.

    • @natedetailscars
      @natedetailscars 5 лет назад +36

      "... But it's WRONG"

  • @petrolhead4503
    @petrolhead4503 3 года назад +3496

    Larry: “I was a robber along time ago”
    Me: I wonder how long ago?
    Larry: “You got a fence for diamonds. A fence for clothes. A fence for VCRs”
    Me: Say no more

    • @lepatientzero9637
      @lepatientzero9637 3 года назад +169

      ahahah! yes, when he said "VCRs" I was like "is he talking about what I think he's talking?"

    • @barcaballer5609
      @barcaballer5609 2 года назад +142

      Imagine if he said a fence for NFT's

    • @konglives4453
      @konglives4453 2 года назад +45

      A fence for Walkmans and transistor radios.

    • @LaGiaGarcia
      @LaGiaGarcia 2 года назад +2

      hahaha. i love that tell

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 2 года назад +14

      If he said a fence for records I would’ve lost it lol.

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 5 лет назад +19248

    This guy looks like the really cool uncle that your parents don't want you hanging out with

    • @asmosisyup2557
      @asmosisyup2557 5 лет назад +840

      I'm sure he *IS* the really cool uncle someone's parents dont want them hanging around with.

    • @oksharks358
      @oksharks358 5 лет назад +105

      Marie Fiction I didn’t know weebs had a sense of humor

    • @generic727
      @generic727 5 лет назад +238

      i didn't know bay area sports fans had toes

    • @krystiankornilowicz4577
      @krystiankornilowicz4577 5 лет назад +165

      bro i legit have an uncle like that. He was an ex helicopter pilot in the old wars. He was somewhere in asia. Italian of course and legit has connections to the itlian mafia. Like at the time the dude met someone who said hid kill someone for free since he was family. cool times.

    • @GabruOneRacing
      @GabruOneRacing 5 лет назад +1

      Marie Fiction hahaha exactly!!!!

  • @blad3wood
    @blad3wood 5 лет назад +4799

    I could watch this guy Narrate an entire Netflix documentary like this.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 лет назад +104

      You've gotta admit, the guy catches your attention with his descriptions really well.

    • @ia_ereh1995
      @ia_ereh1995 5 лет назад +11

      Everyone like this comment so we can get this going.

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 5 лет назад +2

      Yeeeeeessss

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 5 лет назад +5

      It’s such a shame... this guy sounds smart, interesting and could whatever job he got have success “ of course there probably some he couldn’t do but it’s more about his character “ and he did crime.. waste 12 years of his life in prison and being in a very dangerous business.. it’s just a shame.. oh well at least he has pay his duty and doing his best in what he do .. !

    • @theequalizer2465
      @theequalizer2465 5 лет назад

      Should do it

  • @hiway19891
    @hiway19891 4 года назад +13375

    "My name is Larry Lawton, and this is my Masterclass"

    • @kanarokan6060
      @kanarokan6060 4 года назад +70

      hahahahahaha u got me

    • @isawicameiconqueredandcame3708
      @isawicameiconqueredandcame3708 4 года назад +20

      Lol

    • @Ag4m3r
      @Ag4m3r 4 года назад +21

      This made my day, thanks

    • @tonytapia2042
      @tonytapia2042 4 года назад +20

      He answered a lot of questions I was wondering. Especially the bank one. However I find it odd that I already knew a lot of his suggestions. I think I need help lol

    • @cabs9310
      @cabs9310 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHAJAJWJAJAJSHAHAHA

  • @tisvision
    @tisvision 3 года назад +577

    "I do not condone criminal activity"
    *proceeds to give a step by step tutorial on said criminal activity*

    • @mokushmasmo6009
      @mokushmasmo6009 3 года назад +22

      Giving you a tip means hes givint law enforcement tips on what youre doing.

    • @darren2350
      @darren2350 4 месяца назад +1

      Remember he's teaching you the methods he got caught using

  • @Mark-hg6vc
    @Mark-hg6vc 4 года назад +5311

    Plot twist : Larry wanted to know the insides of Vanity Fair, that's why he agreed to participating in this video

  • @christopherdean9684
    @christopherdean9684 4 года назад +3071

    Lawton: *I am not endorsing crime*
    Also Lawton: _gives us an equation on how many cops are in a given area at one time_

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 4 года назад +80

      I wonder if that's out-dated since he works for the police now HMMMMM

    • @klarnorbert
      @klarnorbert 4 года назад +49

      You really think, police and FBI didn't know about this interview? I bet they even made the script for this video.

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 4 года назад +5

      well yeah, but the cops also know that too and can react as appropriately as possible

    • @chanteller659
      @chanteller659 4 года назад +22

      He actually isn't endorsing crimes - as he says, criminals aren't always the brightest - drug dealers, etc. They're probably going to use a technique off a YT vid, and also the cop is making the YT vid...
      It's like giving a key to a combination safe you own. The actual use of these techniques will get you got, not the other way round.

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 4 года назад +2

      @Ricardo Santos The crime you are describing is a matter of personal morality. A crime is a crime regardless of whether it hurts someone or not.
      Doesn't mean the law is always right, or that crimes are always bad.

  • @liamleonard9120
    @liamleonard9120 4 года назад +5638

    I like how most criminals they have on here explain how wrong the movies get things but meanwhile you got four guys in rabbi outfits robbing a jewelry store and this guy just goes “yup pretty realistic I actually knew a guy who did that”

    • @levirosner1728
      @levirosner1728 4 года назад +59

      lmfao

    • @jpalarino143
      @jpalarino143 4 года назад +5

      A

    • @justinsincoise6693
      @justinsincoise6693 4 года назад +3

      A

    • @mickaylao.9744
      @mickaylao.9744 4 года назад +88

      They're not rabbi outfits, they're dressed as Hasidim. Huge difference.

    • @ritoTM
      @ritoTM 4 года назад +155

      Liam Leonard I feel like he actually is paying attention to the actions of them and not little things like what they say or what they’re wearing. I actually like how he wasn’t like the other people on here who are like “yep this is wrong because they’re wearing gray instead of black and i would be wearing black”. He actually understands it’s just a movie and parts are exaggerated.

  • @0palOpal0pal
    @0palOpal0pal 6 месяцев назад +35

    I like that he mentions how, even if you don't use violence, you're still scarring someone for life. I have family members who were robbed at gunpoint and they have diagnosed PTSD complete with flashbacks even though they came away without a scratch on them. Don't ever think that you're truly not hurting anyone, or that they'll get over what you do in a week, or a year, or ever.

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 4 года назад +3476

    Narrator: "Former Jewel thief"
    Mr. Lawton: "Robber, not a thief"
    Video title: "Former Jewel Thief"

    • @papasugaros
      @papasugaros 4 года назад +41

      SEO I guess. No one is going to be searching for 'jewel robber'.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 года назад +5

      It's actually dishonest

    • @dumvi3176
      @dumvi3176 4 года назад +7

      Aight I think we know who Mr. Lawtons about to rob

    • @MenOfWarCSS
      @MenOfWarCSS 4 года назад +10

      His channel banner: Jewel Thief

    • @flyerfan8
      @flyerfan8 4 года назад +15

      Random Internet Weirdo thief is a generic term and applies to all takings. Robber implies a thief who steals using violence or threats of violence to commit the theft. It isn’t wrong to call him a thief it just isn’t precise.

  • @jamiegoodman1195
    @jamiegoodman1195 5 лет назад +8658

    "I'm not a jewel thief. I'm a robber."
    Vanity Fair: puts jewel thief in title

    • @adan9925
      @adan9925 5 лет назад +75

      I don't think you can be " a jewel robber " you can be " a jewellery store robber " but that would look weird on the title.

    • @reddd-77
      @reddd-77 5 лет назад +113

      Jewel thief sounds more dramatic

    • @lumozade2182
      @lumozade2182 5 лет назад +8

      Ex thief

    • @secludedmisanthrope6388
      @secludedmisanthrope6388 5 лет назад +74

      Theft is the removal of property without the owner's permission with the intention if keeping/selling it, but it's theft because there is no use of force and/or intimidation on the victim directly. Robbery is the act of using force and/or intimidation directly on the victim to take that person's property. No force or intimidation means not a robbery.

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 5 лет назад +8

      well to be fair, "jewel thief" is a much more recognizable phrase than "jewel robber"

  • @jakubport7361
    @jakubport7361 4 года назад +4842

    Larry: I am not endorsing or encouraging any crime or robbery
    Also Larry: *gives a very specific tips and tricks how to rob a bank and how to sell your stuff after robbery*

    • @Error-oq6xc
      @Error-oq6xc 4 года назад +83

      Jakub Port he still doesn’t condone people to do it though; nor encourages anybody.

    • @Kaiserhawk
      @Kaiserhawk 4 года назад +177

      goes both ways, since people looking to beef up security will have a better idea what to look for.

    • @eternalgamer674
      @eternalgamer674 4 года назад +10

      @@Error-oq6xc yeah but it's kind of a joke. He's aware.

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 4 года назад +27

      I slowed the video down because he was talking to quickly for me to write

    • @AngelineL.
      @AngelineL. 4 года назад +2

      @Mike L Honestly, I would be too if I did it.

  • @ivypatty
    @ivypatty 3 года назад +882

    Imagine this guy calling himself "Uncle Larry", crashing a Christmas party and giving you an expensive gift like "Woah, an apple watch? Where'd you get this???" and he goes "Ah I know a couple guys- I'm KIDDING Angela, Amazon delivery's run by the devil himself, jeez..." as your mom glares at him :) seems like a fun dude to tell you stories you don't care are real or fake, they're fun and make you laugh

    • @summerbreeze9576
      @summerbreeze9576 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @aland7236
      @aland7236 2 года назад +20

      It fell off a truck.

    • @Me-qq7fv
      @Me-qq7fv 2 года назад +8

      That was so specific haha

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 2 года назад +1

      Yeah real fun until his world crashes in on you and either someone he robbed or owes money to comes to your family with a vengeance. Or the feds catch on and suck you into it, staking out your place, interrogating you and making you feel like you’re guilty of something just because your family member is who they are, then they try to use you against them and that’s a whole other kind of guilt. Not to mention the embarrassment when it goes around town your family has a criminal in it. Everyone starts looking at you differently. Friends, gf, neighbors, people you see on a daily basis.
      Had an uncle like that. He was really cool and trust me was the favorite uncle, until he wasn’t. Then it was just a nightmare for us, even long after he went to jail.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/88yQhk7kd6E/видео.html.

  • @samhilliard3461
    @samhilliard3461 4 года назад +5132

    "I am in no way advocating crime"
    *5 seconds later*
    "If you're going to rob something..."

    • @jonathangoss5275
      @jonathangoss5275 4 года назад +20

      righttttt lol

    • @mrstfu1170
      @mrstfu1170 4 года назад +7

      Mārcis Bukovskis You are a idiot like are you dumb

    • @bananaboy1013
      @bananaboy1013 4 года назад +73

      @@mrstfu1170 and you are 2 years old because you believe everything and you don't know what a joke means

    • @gerardgarcia4005
      @gerardgarcia4005 4 года назад +30

      Hey man it could be worse I have 4 life sentences and 35 different accounts of first-degree murder and I also blew up the bank near my house.

    • @fionnachmahoney-richardson7328
      @fionnachmahoney-richardson7328 4 года назад +13

      @@mrstfu1170 r/wooooosh

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 4 года назад +15248

    It's darkly hilarious how many times he has to reiterate that everything he's describing is morally wrong, like he knows how naturally convincing he sounds

    • @jackleavens1661
      @jackleavens1661 4 года назад +326

      The King of the Penguins he knows that he could convince a saint to case a joint for him

    • @chiaramorelli7802
      @chiaramorelli7802 4 года назад +78

      @@jackleavens1661 he probably already did

    • @myoriginalname
      @myoriginalname 4 года назад +44

      only took him 12 yrs in prison to understand what’s right and what’s wrong.

    • @kelliew2813
      @kelliew2813 4 года назад +232

      lol ... I think it's more a sign of how much he *truly* disliked Federal Prison. People who have been in the system are acutely aware of how difficult it actually is to get out, and paranoid about being sent back.

    • @burny7216
      @burny7216 4 года назад +45

      It could also be a fear that a judge could watch this and say "Hmmm, have you really learned your lesson? You're talking about it in a way that makes me think you haven't.. 2 more years for you."
      Cause let's be real, that's entirely likely.

  • @stefan_dumitru
    @stefan_dumitru 5 лет назад +4941

    Plot twist: This guy wanted to know the insides out of law enforcement to plan his biggest heist then dissapear forever.

    • @WakamonoInazuma
      @WakamonoInazuma 5 лет назад +227

      xSerpent he’s planning to rob the internet

    • @bambi7563
      @bambi7563 5 лет назад +28

      Ibrahim Syed it’s a joke dumbass

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush 5 лет назад +8

      Isn't this a Payday2 heist? The joint is literally the FBI and its just like any other heist really?

    • @sirinkprialnik
      @sirinkprialnik 5 лет назад +15

      steal the Moon

    • @salmon_1111
      @salmon_1111 5 лет назад +11

      mango juice yas oh you silly gorl, you can’t just steellllll the moon, you’ve got to shrink it first

  • @Nixitur
    @Nixitur 2 года назад +118

    I find it pretty funny how with a lot of professionals on this channel, you have them going "oh, the characters made a mistake here, this would never happen"...
    ... while Larry goes "oh yeah, they made a mistake, and that's _precisely_ why it's realistic".

  • @Alster123456
    @Alster123456 4 года назад +3006

    "I used to rob drug dealers."
    Just as I thought he couldn't get any more badass

    • @wills.e.e8014
      @wills.e.e8014 4 года назад +24

      Omar Little: That's cute

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 4 года назад +6

      Will S.E.E
      Lmao

    • @nomarsenrab
      @nomarsenrab 4 года назад +14

      "Larry Comin"

    • @GangeHrolfr
      @GangeHrolfr 4 года назад +6

      Fat white Omar

    • @kidcharlemagne3044
      @kidcharlemagne3044 4 года назад +13

      Lmao I’m so glad people referenced The Wire, makes me happy so many people watch that show.

  • @abouthowimfeeling4294
    @abouthowimfeeling4294 4 года назад +9535

    Imagine tho, robbing a bank, filling the bags with bills, ready to go and then you realize you’re too weak to carry it....lmao sorry but that seems legit hilarious

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 3 года назад +144

      That's why you want to rob bitcoin, it weighs nothing.

    • @fatkitty4207
      @fatkitty4207 3 года назад +4

      Lmao hahha

    • @lalboimanlun1230
      @lalboimanlun1230 3 года назад +7

      @@scottmatheson3346 is tgat possible?

    • @mynames7664
      @mynames7664 3 года назад +34

      @@lalboimanlun1230 indeed it is, scamming bitcoin if you can pull it off you're not getting caught, tough to do but no risk associated

    • @gabyrocha4467
      @gabyrocha4467 3 года назад +27

      That would be me if I tried to rob a bank. Can you IMAGINE how EMBARRASSING

  • @simond1126
    @simond1126 5 лет назад +3413

    "I'm Larry Lawton and this is my MasterClass."

  • @kyonascontentcorner6552
    @kyonascontentcorner6552 3 года назад +237

    As a writer who constantly needs random “iffy” information, thank you! You know what kinda lists I’ll end up on by searching heists and how to break into certain buildings? These videos are a Godsend

    • @memowaill691
      @memowaill691 3 года назад +17

      That's exactly why I'm watching this,I'm writing a jewelry heist rn and this video is really helpful😭

    • @aashitashyam6060
      @aashitashyam6060 Год назад +5

      I knew I would meet fellow writers here

    • @kambrieearl4299
      @kambrieearl4299 11 месяцев назад

      THANK YOU! Now all I need is for someone to explain to me how to get my spy character into the US national treasury. Any ideas?

    • @indolencegaming
      @indolencegaming 10 месяцев назад

      @@kambrieearl4299 Consult Larry Lawton, he probably does

  • @abhikrish7436
    @abhikrish7436 5 лет назад +5535

    "If I robbed a truckload of Apple watches...."
    see's apple watch on his wrist
    Me: hmmmm

    • @royk7712
      @royk7712 5 лет назад +17

      a truck load of apple watches

    • @austinhuber3131
      @austinhuber3131 5 лет назад +35

      Lifts coffee cup: says Kobayashi underneath.

    • @TPixelAdventures
      @TPixelAdventures 5 лет назад +42

      He's following the very same rules he set.
      > Always know what you're robbing.
      > Rob only stuff you can sell.

    • @axelfoley133
      @axelfoley133 5 лет назад +20

      @@austinhuber3131 The greatest trick Larry ever pulled, was convincing the world that Apple Watch truck didn't exist...
      And like that...
      It's gone!

    • @sonofsaturn5482
      @sonofsaturn5482 5 лет назад +1

      Sees*

  • @swolecanadian4018
    @swolecanadian4018 4 года назад +629

    "Money will get somebody motivated only so much, but blackmail will keep them quiet forever." Jesus Christ that's kinda dark

    • @joshuawagner2590
      @joshuawagner2590 4 года назад +36

      Well, we are talking about crime here.

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 4 года назад +10

      Hey man when you become a criminal, dark is just a normal option.

    • @charlescourtwright2229
      @charlescourtwright2229 4 года назад +3

      Just make sure what you got is damaging enough

    • @joe_8699
      @joe_8699 4 года назад +3

      Carrer politicians know this all too well.

    • @diabeto62
      @diabeto62 4 года назад

      I like how in the last ocean’s, thirteen not eight, they black mail people just like this guy said

  • @raaifbokhari
    @raaifbokhari 5 лет назад +2030

    He forgot to say
    "I'm Larry Lawton, and this, is my Masterclass"

  • @Calebburke1204
    @Calebburke1204 3 года назад +284

    As a former 7-11 worker I can say that yes they don't want you to fight back. It's in our training to just give them what they want. I almost got fired for disarming the guy who tried to rob me one night, fight or flight kicked in. You never know how you're going to react when someone has a gun against your head until you experience the situation yourself.

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 года назад +24

      Sure you did buddy.

    • @lunadarling5598
      @lunadarling5598 3 года назад +12

      🧢🧢🧢

    • @Nyx_2142
      @Nyx_2142 3 года назад +55

      @@factbeaglesarebest Clearly nothing happens, has happened, or ever will happen. Life is a void of nothingness.

    • @garmen-
      @garmen- 2 года назад +18

      @@factbeaglesarebest aww, look I know your life is boring but that doesn’t mean nothing ever happens to anyone ever

    • @titanfighter12
      @titanfighter12 2 года назад +3

      What's the link to the news story about you getting robbed?

  • @dudlecore7358
    @dudlecore7358 4 года назад +1918

    this guy is like a living dad advice ... "Son don't cheat on tests, even tho i've done it too... well if you evetually end up doing so - don't get caught .. here's how it'd be good. "

    • @cake2531
      @cake2531 4 года назад +84

      he also makes it very clear that no matter what you do and no matter how good you are, you will get caught eventually.

    • @112fail
      @112fail 4 года назад +5

      "son, even if i banged other guyses wives dont do it! i dont condone it"

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 4 года назад

      @@cake2531
      I can't get caught by the cops if I kill the cops.

    • @Itoyokofan
      @Itoyokofan 4 года назад

      ​@@cake2531, unless you become the one who catches.

    • @RAiNfORAiNbOW
      @RAiNfORAiNbOW 4 года назад

      @Cipheiz or you can just get cought the first time so you can get addicted there

  • @lucifer6028
    @lucifer6028 4 года назад +2132

    I can’t be the only one who just wanted to hear his stories more then his opinions on the movies lol

    • @aaronkhoenle4382
      @aaronkhoenle4382 4 года назад +51

      Lucifer his channel is awesome

    • @Unholy187
      @Unholy187 4 года назад +17

      He released a book

    • @chasemytaillights
      @chasemytaillights 4 года назад +18

      Lucifer that’s what he does on his channel. The stories are great and definitely worth the watch.

    • @jokerboy1693
      @jokerboy1693 4 года назад

      Lucifer nope same here

    • @jokerboy1693
      @jokerboy1693 4 года назад

      Sherman Heinig a expensive book though but he makes videos on it at his channel

  • @quacker1668
    @quacker1668 5 лет назад +9465

    tutorial not clear enough, im sentenced to 9 years in prison

    • @hopemooketsa1867
      @hopemooketsa1867 5 лет назад +291

      😂😂😂 Don't worry.. Soon they're releasing "Man who has successfully escaped more than 20 prisons"...
      Stay strong😅

    • @notjani6415
      @notjani6415 5 лет назад +75

      Did you turn the cheats on?

    • @quacker1668
      @quacker1668 5 лет назад +30

      URSALTYGAMER Z oh shid, forgot

    • @soultrick7474
      @soultrick7474 5 лет назад +5

      @Y O J I M B O 用心棒 killer :DDDD

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 5 лет назад +14

      Looks like he broke the LAWton.

  • @astoldbywilliam
    @astoldbywilliam 3 года назад +714

    I can respect the fact that Larry never used brute force or violence but rather intimidation.

    • @ChickenCrewNews
      @ChickenCrewNews 3 года назад +12

      Bet if someone started swinging on him or shooting he would have been doing it right back lol. Never say Never -Justin Beiber

    • @eelek1
      @eelek1 3 года назад +57

      @@ChickenCrewNews watch his youtube video on how he got caught. Somebody was shooting at him, and he had guns but didn't shoot back.

    • @slonk420
      @slonk420 3 года назад +22

      He didn't have an actual gun, it was a bb gun, if it was an actual gun he would've got like 100 years

    • @eelek1
      @eelek1 3 года назад +5

      @@slonk420 he said he did but he threw them in a pond

    • @cyrid1038
      @cyrid1038 3 года назад +2

      @@eelek1 in one of the robberies he found a sack full of guns iirc for security and that’s when he threw those in a river while escaping. I think he still kept his BB gun with him

  • @iuda70dB
    @iuda70dB 5 лет назад +4505

    Now: "Larry Lawton"
    Before: "Larry Outlawton"

  • @cstan1994
    @cstan1994 5 лет назад +1115

    "When you case a store, you'll figure that out."
    Larry has more confidence in me than my parents

  • @stinkynuts8079
    @stinkynuts8079 4 года назад +3727

    he must have incredible stories to tell at dinner parties or sometin

    • @Veijo33
      @Veijo33 4 года назад +93

      He has. Go check out his channel by the name Larry Lawton

    • @zacharywilliams2
      @zacharywilliams2 4 года назад +50

      Go to his youtube channel. His stories are insane. People call him Larry "Never Forget" Lawton.

    • @paulkerrigan9857
      @paulkerrigan9857 4 года назад

      I know! I was just thinking he’d be great to sit next to at a bar or something and just listen to his exploits.

    • @Veijo33
      @Veijo33 4 года назад

      @@paulkerrigan9857 He has a live stream right now

    • @Kerttis
      @Kerttis 4 года назад

      @@paulkerrigan9857 he would never forget you

  • @Babe-vi6cv
    @Babe-vi6cv 3 года назад +381

    larry knows exactly what everyone watching this video is thinking lmao he reminded us like every 5 seconds NOT to go rob a place

  • @milan3773
    @milan3773 5 лет назад +2071

    “i just went with a gun right to their face” THE WAY HE WAS SO NONCHALANT ABOUT IT HAHAHA

    • @alibabapirce9782
      @alibabapirce9782 5 лет назад +16

      he wasnt nonchalant he was straight resentful. how narrator could humiliate him so much :D

    • @robccupit
      @robccupit 5 лет назад +10

      "In all of my robberies I've never used violence"

    • @jonburford633
      @jonburford633 5 лет назад +20

      cupitr I mean technically he’s right if he only threatened someone but didn’t actually hurt them then he didn’t use violence.

    • @Vain0351
      @Vain0351 5 лет назад +33

      @@jonburford633 the threat of violence is considered violence. That's why armed robbery has a much longer sentence than just robbery, whether anyone was hurt or not.

    • @CaptainKnuckles1
      @CaptainKnuckles1 5 лет назад +2

      Mad lad. Lmao. 😂

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 5 лет назад +20457

    This guy is _far_ too likable. I think he needs his own show.

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 5 лет назад +774

      I'd love to see him talk about famous cases and how they were pulled off, especially ones that were never solved.

    • @ninjapowerx11
      @ninjapowerx11 5 лет назад +25

      Ninedaysjane LOL

    • @brottarnacke
      @brottarnacke 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah, he should be in movies too.

    • @austinn_6161
      @austinn_6161 5 лет назад +5

      Joseph Schultz yes

    • @LunatiqHigh
      @LunatiqHigh 5 лет назад +77

      Check out his comment above you, he has his own channel now. Looks new, oldest vid I see is 3 weeks old I think

  • @theomgsee8217
    @theomgsee8217 5 лет назад +2613

    Larry: “I’m not encouraging anyone to commit crime”
    Also Larry: *tells us best way to commit crimes*

    • @frequencydecline5250
      @frequencydecline5250 5 лет назад +44

      But he really didn't. There is nothing he said that would really be helpful unless someone is just new and daft to this world.

    • @mysmirandam.6618
      @mysmirandam.6618 5 лет назад +17

      He also says you will get caught

    • @metal87power
      @metal87power 5 лет назад +6

      @@frequencydecline5250 Each piece of advice is helpful even if that's obvious for some.

    • @TheLuftpolsterfolie
      @TheLuftpolsterfolie 5 лет назад +3

      He also tells the owners what to do.

    • @ecksdee1115
      @ecksdee1115 5 лет назад +2

      I don't condone you to commit these crimes, but if you do, here's how you should do it.

  • @DSMTheEditor
    @DSMTheEditor 2 года назад +31

    16:58 One touch I liked in the movie is that the brothers rob local branches, so the feds initially can't get involved when it's not a national branch. And they initially take nothing higher than $20s to avoid countermeasures like dye packs. It's only when they get greedy later that it all falls apart

  • @hynori1819
    @hynori1819 5 лет назад +3598

    When you are so good at being a Criminal that the Police hire you.

    • @Skitz6969
      @Skitz6969 5 лет назад +326

      A wise man once said "if you're good at something, never do it for free"

    • @JobForAMaxboy
      @JobForAMaxboy 5 лет назад +29

      @@Skitz6969 he was obviously making a lot more money before

    • @Skitz6969
      @Skitz6969 5 лет назад +68

      @@JobForAMaxboy i was referencing the dark knight when no says to kill the Batman, and the mob asks why he hasn't done it yet and joker replied back with "if you're good at something, never do it free"

    • @finalfantasu7615
      @finalfantasu7615 5 лет назад +2

      SNITCH....

    • @fuzzywintercoat
      @fuzzywintercoat 5 лет назад +16

      Theres a show about this called White Collar would recommend

  • @mikesfilmss2546
    @mikesfilmss2546 4 года назад +9574

    him: “i do not encourage criminal activity”
    also him: “so if you want to know their response time, just throw a brick at a window. also, make sure you distract them!”

    • @maeve9615
      @maeve9615 4 года назад +564

      LMAOOOO HE’S LIKE THAT COOL UNCLE THAT HAS SO MANY STORIES TO TELL AND IS SUPPORTIVE ABOUT ALMOST ANYTHING

    • @Canalbiruta
      @Canalbiruta 3 года назад +162

      The false alarm tip was so good i'm using it in ranked matches cs go and valorant now auhsuahauahs

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 3 года назад +46

      Distract them? Have someone go past there to sell donuts to the cops.

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 года назад +92

      If you follow his channel you’ll know he does A LOT to prevent crime. He shares his stories to provide transparency... he’s not advocating crime... he’s just giving insight into realism...

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 3 года назад +36

      @@factbeaglesarebest I agree strongly, but op's comment was a joke

  • @sharxx112
    @sharxx112 5 лет назад +4774

    This guy needs a movie about his life and all the robberies he's done

    • @nolanthomas4950
      @nolanthomas4950 5 лет назад +37

      It's called Gangster Redemption

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 5 лет назад +3

      No need to glorify it.

    • @StrongSinger
      @StrongSinger 5 лет назад +6

      Bob Thornton he needs to do the voice over for the whole movie 😂

    • @NileshKumar-ic1vt
      @NileshKumar-ic1vt 5 лет назад +4

      He is like real life Dominic torreto

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX 5 лет назад +5

      @@dranzerjetli5126 Glorify? There is no fun...let Tarantino write and direct it and he'll make it glorifyingly beautiful and fun movie :D

  • @dynagaming2693
    @dynagaming2693 3 года назад +29

    The thing about robberies too, is that you don't wanna get involved with anyone who's the "loose cannon" type. Yes, you need fear and intimidation which normally keeps people in line, but in a lot of robberies when they walk in and start throwing people around, you can almost bet they'd be willing to screw over their whole crew or resort to violence regardless of the outcome. There's been a lot of cases where bank robbers have harmed people even after they got what they came for. At that point, you have more charges and it's honestly a liability. Most successful unsolved robberies were ones where not a single shot was fired or a single person harmed.

  • @dnmclnnn
    @dnmclnnn 4 года назад +2661

    "You'd have a fence for VCRs"
    Dang this dude really has been in prison for 12 years

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 4 года назад +174

      Yeah lol
      “Gotta have a fence for...walkmans, bell bottoms, and those cars that go awoogah”

    • @chrissmith3587
      @chrissmith3587 4 года назад +17

      Dan MacLennan VCRs still have some value in recycling, the difficulty is knowing the recycling companies and processes and how to get the optimal return on the VCR.
      They wouldn’t be worth stealing though as it would be too heavy for not much money

    • @whittengreen8781
      @whittengreen8781 4 года назад +7

      "I am in no way advocating crime"
      5 seconds later
      "If you're going to rob something..."

    • @chrisgeorge5769
      @chrisgeorge5769 4 года назад

      13:

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 3 года назад

      @@whittengreen8781 If you're going in, you might as well be professional about it.

  • @parkerdalemberte3921
    @parkerdalemberte3921 5 лет назад +6310

    Larry: *hypothetically talks about robbing a truck load of apple watches*
    Also Larry: *has an apple watch on*

    • @calcramer
      @calcramer 5 лет назад +217

      pure coincidence.

    • @urnanshaggedmyhamster8195
      @urnanshaggedmyhamster8195 4 года назад +209

      austin cramer that’s what the accomplices say

    • @wckvn
      @wckvn 4 года назад +37

      Hm.... stealing items with a GPS tracking system... Hm... Digital fingerprints all over the place...

    • @benjaminshepherd610
      @benjaminshepherd610 4 года назад +9

      Glad someone else noticed

    • @CS11
      @CS11 4 года назад +11

      PLT LDR not gonna be set up so if he’s selling them next day that’s fine

  • @sunnycapri8544
    @sunnycapri8544 4 года назад +1947

    "Not thief, I was a robber"
    VF: "biggest jewel thief in U.S."

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 года назад +47

      Jewel robber doesn't sound as good

    • @ViaMirage
      @ViaMirage 4 года назад +3

      He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

    • @juliabernard25
      @juliabernard25 4 года назад +7

      It's darkly hilarious how many times he has to reiterate that everything he's describing is morally wrong, like he knows how naturally convincing he sounds

    • @thedarkhorse8424
      @thedarkhorse8424 4 года назад +26

      @@juliabernard25 why did u copy past another comment to reply

  • @mystiekmelody8857
    @mystiekmelody8857 3 года назад +7

    I think in The Thomas Crown Affair he did it because it was satisfying to see if he could do it, and how well he could plan it, and carry it out. Testing your skills is great motivation. Feeling like you are smarter than everyone else, then wanting to prove it, seems like a possible reason.

  • @wiggaforreal
    @wiggaforreal 5 лет назад +2685

    This dude should be the one giving you heist missions in GTA V

    • @Tinylinson
      @Tinylinson 5 лет назад +67

      i would kill to see him characterized in a cut scene!! helping you plan out heists, oh mAN. yes.

    • @drunkelpumf
      @drunkelpumf 5 лет назад +54

      he's 1000x better than lester, lesters really annoying

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 5 лет назад +21

      @@drunkelpumf But that's the charm of Lester.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 5 лет назад +3

      Now imagine the Number 9 sketch in Larry Lawton's voice

    • @DementiaMuichiroTokito
      @DementiaMuichiroTokito 5 лет назад +1

      Hooked On Chronics Can I see your
      CHICKIE NUGGIES

  • @XXTheMoleXX
    @XXTheMoleXX 5 лет назад +1829

    "I am not encouraging crime"
    "So here's what you wanna do"

    • @chacaloredo451
      @chacaloredo451 5 лет назад +66

      I do not encourage stealing..."if your going to steal something steal apple watches"😂

    • @jsmithers.
      @jsmithers. 5 лет назад +1

      @Adaneth That's right, LYAO right into my mouth! :')

    • @frumpleydashbaggler1233
      @frumpleydashbaggler1233 5 лет назад +1

      Disclaimer: Vanity Fair does not advocate the cooool crime of robbery.

    • @Mo05sar
      @Mo05sar 5 лет назад

      don't forget? "this looser got caught"

    • @TradersLair
      @TradersLair 5 лет назад

      😆😆😆😆

  • @ari-dynamicarchive
    @ari-dynamicarchive 4 года назад +7709

    Video Title: "Jewel Thief."
    Vanity Fair: "Jewel Thief."
    Larry: "Call me robber instead, I don't like thief."
    Vanity: "Okay. So, this jewel thief..."

    • @loganfischer6711
      @loganfischer6711 3 года назад +48

      Intro says jewel robber 😂😂

    • @MrGuana141
      @MrGuana141 3 года назад +45

      The voice in the video calling him a Jewel Thief is the intro of his channel ^^

    • @HannahTinsel
      @HannahTinsel 3 года назад +36

      I also think the name “jewel thief” is more commonly searched than “jewel robber” and therefore gets them more views

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/88yQhk7kd6E/видео.html.

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 2 года назад +2

      @@HannahTinsel still inaccurate

  • @sweetlorikeet
    @sweetlorikeet 3 года назад +97

    I absolutely love that this guy literally went to the Gemological Institute of America just to learn how to do more valuable robberies

  • @archedkraken3119
    @archedkraken3119 5 лет назад +3895

    This dude looks like if Walter White was a New Yorker.

    • @KizaruB
      @KizaruB 5 лет назад +45

      Looks like heavy Ben Kingsley

    • @abikinebi6235
      @abikinebi6235 4 года назад +2

      Yea

    • @donjoey22
      @donjoey22 4 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHA

    • @coyraig8332
      @coyraig8332 4 года назад +3

      He even has the accent

    • @M3RCx
      @M3RCx 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
    @LarryLawtonJewelThief 5 лет назад +5113

    If you’re interested in my story, I’ve posted my first video about my life. I’ll be continuing with this series every Sunday and Thursday! Or if you’re more interested in a podcast version, I’ll be releasing episodes on Spotify and iTunes "The Real Deal w/Larry Lawton"

    • @lucaslukealves
      @lucaslukealves 5 лет назад +6

      Up

    • @oskarsjolund6758
      @oskarsjolund6758 5 лет назад +4

      Up

    • @jlo803
      @jlo803 5 лет назад +16

      Thank you for sharing Not Just your opinion but your lire story. Wanna know more about you, you should have your own show or something, have you thought about that?

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief 5 лет назад +33

      @@jlo803 Yes, working on something

    • @legodude19999
      @legodude19999 5 лет назад +3

      Thank you Larry, it's very cool 5o get a glimpse into a life such as yours

  • @hikari31415
    @hikari31415 4 года назад +2178

    "Maybe it's for the thrill?"
    "Thrill?? J**k off more!" LMAO

  • @WernerKlorand
    @WernerKlorand 3 года назад +26

    I think that in "Heat" you CAN see how heavy those bags are and that the robbers are actually struggling. Maybe the actors don't have to carry 70 pounds but not 10 either. I'd be surprised to find that Michael Mann hadn't thought of that aspect, that's a director who makes you repeat a scene if the sound of the clothes hangers is not to his liking.

  • @billycarter155
    @billycarter155 4 года назад +8713

    13:00 “When you have 12 people who know what’s going on, there’s gonna be a snitch somewhere.” Wish someone would’ve told Jesus that 😭

    • @phiainstituteofenglish7508
      @phiainstituteofenglish7508 4 года назад +370

      That's golden, mate.:)

    • @blxckhippie
      @blxckhippie 4 года назад +249

      @@phiainstituteofenglish7508 Was literary thinking this, wished he would have said, "they'll be a judus in your squad"

    • @Bloodark124
      @Bloodark124 4 года назад +80

      Then you realize without that "snitch" things would've ended up differently and defeats the point of "Jesus"

    • @Deltadivaix
      @Deltadivaix 4 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @ilplastic
      @ilplastic 4 года назад +129

      Jesus knew he practically told Judas to get it over with before he got captured

  • @danielachamorro8783
    @danielachamorro8783 5 лет назад +3456

    Oh my god I love this man 😂 “Thrill?!?! J*rk off more!!”

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 5 лет назад +146

      "a idiot"...

    • @devinpardew7805
      @devinpardew7805 5 лет назад +41

      @Random Guy He robbed that much but had to split it to pay his crew and the fence he mentioned. Not saying that one cant live off a couple mil for the rest of ones life but I'm sure there were other expenses that cut his cut. You are right though, robbing people is wrong and idiotic.

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 5 лет назад +16

      @@futurestoryteller the irony is palpable isn't it?

    • @royk7712
      @royk7712 5 лет назад

      @Random Guy 15 mil 5 year is pretty good. that being case maybe he's not a wasteful and greedy.

    • @BasementBubbatunde
      @BasementBubbatunde 5 лет назад +3

      @@futurestoryteller Don't you love irony lol.

  • @ItsYepsi
    @ItsYepsi 4 года назад +1264

    When you have 12 people doing a job your are bound to have a snitch, even jesus had judas

    • @SouthPawsMusic
      @SouthPawsMusic 4 года назад +89

      Three can keep a secret if two are dead

    • @joos7375
      @joos7375 4 года назад +42

      Bill Billiams 12 could keep a secret if 11 are dead

    • @damianmatras8568
      @damianmatras8568 4 года назад +5

      This is very clever what you said there.

    • @omen-_.2312
      @omen-_.2312 4 года назад +2

      That’s why u gotta know who ur working with

    • @Barefoot433
      @Barefoot433 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, best to have a crew of 11 or fewer.

  • @fuzzypanda1684
    @fuzzypanda1684 3 года назад +12

    This guy is my favorite so far, you can definitely catch that "yeah this isn't someone you wanna f*** with because he knows what he's doing" vibe sitting right beneath the surface. Imagine having a beer and listening to some of his stories lol.

  • @brianjames2000
    @brianjames2000 5 лет назад +2428

    I feel like some people are taking copious notes while watching this video.

    • @TheCollegeActivist
      @TheCollegeActivist 5 лет назад +144

      I feel like this is a tutorial.

    • @TheCrouchingZebra
      @TheCrouchingZebra 5 лет назад +32

      Guys you're gonna get him in trouble with his PO

    • @Black182heart
      @Black182heart 5 лет назад +51

      Physically robbing banks, casinos and big jewelry stores is next to impossible these days. Maybe cyber theft is possible but hey not everyone is smart enough to hack.

    • @pernillavlogs2984
      @pernillavlogs2984 5 лет назад +5

      yes, writers, this is gold

    • @bberllam
      @bberllam 5 лет назад +2

      @@Black182heart not true . Very easy to . Just need to know

  • @Brad772006
    @Brad772006 5 лет назад +1829

    Forget these movies. Somebody needs to make a movie about this guy's life and let him consult the director.

    • @KuraiVll
      @KuraiVll 5 лет назад +25

      feel like that’ll send more people to jail lol

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 лет назад +58

      I agree, this guy has a lot of good advice that would be golden for movies.
      A lot of movies really need to consult people like him, because a little realism goes a long way in movies.

    • @crampton16
      @crampton16 5 лет назад +7

      starring the rock?

    • @TravelingBarilisonsSociety
      @TravelingBarilisonsSociety 5 лет назад +4

      Lord Motorsports lol I dont think we want realistic heist, it will just give future criminals just an idea on the how to be a successful robber.

    • @TheAdventuresOfMontuMiah
      @TheAdventuresOfMontuMiah 5 лет назад +1

      Only reasonable Comment.

  • @toreole
    @toreole 5 лет назад +1090

    What a man, this is the second time he makes a career with robbing jewels
    first actually doing it
    now profiting off having done it
    legendary

    • @specterboy98
      @specterboy98 4 года назад +23

      BIG BRAIN

    • @Nani-wg1ww
      @Nani-wg1ww 4 года назад +26

      after of course serving 12 years in federal prison.....many will struggle to say that's worth it

    • @cake2531
      @cake2531 4 года назад +8

      didn't get to see his kids grow up. is that worth it?
      he's probably making worse money than if he worked in a trade.

    • @necmettinarmutcu3626
      @necmettinarmutcu3626 4 года назад +2

      @@cake2531 who cares about kids. He was probably drown in women and money

    • @NeoCreo1
      @NeoCreo1 4 года назад

      Necmettin Armutcu He does, talks about it on his channel. He missed his daughter and son growing up and wasn’t able to attend his grandmother’s funeral.

  • @Eshkanama
    @Eshkanama 2 года назад +6

    In the movie “Snatch” the reason that one guy had all the guns is so that ALL of them didn’t get beeped on the metal detector. If you watch the beginning, the security guard is scanning them all, and the last guy (with the guns) is scanned, he just looks at the security guard and is like “what do you want me to do, drop my pants?” He just let’s him through.

  • @Cheezyi81
    @Cheezyi81 5 лет назад +779

    “There’s always a snitch”
    “Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead” - Benjamin Franklin

    • @krissy7342
      @krissy7342 5 лет назад +2

      *Tekashi 69 has left the chat*

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 5 лет назад

      They play it up in "Ocean's 11" that Benedict's the kind of guy who'll kill you and anyone you know if he finds out about you, and that's why no one snitches, 'cause they won't be getting a "reward", they'll just be strung up alongside the others.

    • @dr.stoner7341
      @dr.stoner7341 5 лет назад

      @Skooby Snax 12 yrs* he said it himself

  • @Theguyfromthethingabagool
    @Theguyfromthethingabagool 4 года назад +3740

    “I am in no way endorsing or encouraging crime in any way”
    Proceeds to explain how to stakeout, what to rob, what not to rob, when to rob, who to rob and how to rob...

    • @Kvint-kh12345
      @Kvint-kh12345 3 года назад +238

      Well, you need to look up his channel, especially prison series. I bet most of the people will lose any interest in robberies real quick. Some of the stories that he witnessed and even happened to him are so horrifying and outlandish, that it'll make any sane person the most law-abiding citizen ever.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +90

      As a writer, it’s pretty useful!

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 года назад +82

      Look at his channel... he’s a genuinely good guy who did his time, helped other inmates, and left that life behind to help prevent crime.
      By him vocalizing his methods (mind you HE ROBBED STORES IN THE 90s so out dated) but it still does more to prevent crime by vocalizing how he did it.

    • @an_oracle
      @an_oracle 3 года назад +34

      I think he summed it up best with "criminals are generally pretty stupid". Relying on these tricks alone might get you a score, but the cops and/or fbi will find you pretty quick, because they know these tricks too

    • @stg-tf4ns
      @stg-tf4ns 3 года назад +22

      @@an_oracle "criminals are mostly stupid, don't think you're the exception, so don't"

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 5 лет назад +2066

    I love how this guy is basically just like “yeah, I stole millions of dollars, want tips?”

    • @bredbandtva7177
      @bredbandtva7177 5 лет назад +13

      he shrugs off pointing guns at peoples heads like a total subhuman

    • @Watermelon_Man
      @Watermelon_Man 5 лет назад +42

      bredband två relax on the subhuman title. He clearly said that he avoided violence in all of his robberies. He obviously had no intentions of hurting anyone. It’s just common sense that if you want to rob something with people around, unless it’s an inside job, you’re going to need to scare people into doing what you say. No one’s going to take you seriously as a robber if you run in empty handed and just start yelling out demands.

    • @Nils3OWN
      @Nils3OWN 5 лет назад +3

      @@Watermelon_Man He 100% ruined people's lives and mental health. BuTnOfOrCe lmao gtfo

    • @Xanthopathy
      @Xanthopathy 5 лет назад +5

      @@Nils3OWN Doesn't mean he is a subhuman.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 5 лет назад +3

      @@Xanthopathy he said he scarred people for life. probably put a gun in their mouth and said he'll kill their whole family. so yeah, subhuman.

  • @GrimmReaper7165
    @GrimmReaper7165 3 года назад +23

    I feel like this is more of a Master Class than a review on movie heists.

  • @mikerojano7305
    @mikerojano7305 5 лет назад +650

    For as much as he states that he doesn't do it anymore and is against it, he sounds so excited and passionate when describing everything haha

    • @archologyzero
      @archologyzero 5 лет назад +117

      Its like anyome describing something they're REALLY, REALLY good at.

    • @andrewhuff9294
      @andrewhuff9294 5 лет назад +15

      I’m sure it was really exciting, like the adrenaline rush.

    • @FleshNFaith
      @FleshNFaith 5 лет назад +23

      @@archologyzero Or just incredibly knowledgeable, or passionate. I'm sure if someone sat me down and asked me general questions and then just wanted me to talk and talk about Secret of Evermore, I'd be enthusiastic for hours.

    • @TankManHeavy
      @TankManHeavy 5 лет назад +18

      This guy says he doesn't endorse it, but you can tell by that twinkle in his eye that he 100% loved/loves doing it. I bet he reads cases behind closed doors and laughs at it all, reminiscing on the good times. Maybe he works with the police now as a cover-up, the perfect disguise, right under their nose. :^)

    • @murraystenhouse8469
      @murraystenhouse8469 5 лет назад +2

      The guy made a lot of money doing it, of course he'd enjoy it. Even if he only did it for the money there will always be some aspect of the adrenaline

  • @Tomasaki
    @Tomasaki 5 лет назад +2000

    He's talking about stealing apple watches and I look down at his wrist like hmm.

  • @xDaringMotive
    @xDaringMotive 5 лет назад +1676

    him: steal jewels they don't weigh as much
    also him: but u didn't hear it here

    • @rif42
      @rif42 5 лет назад +29

      Here is another tip: Loose weight and you can run faster.

    • @monkeyman1327
      @monkeyman1327 5 лет назад +5

      Common sense really

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX 5 лет назад +3

      @@monkeyman1327 Yea, but there are upcoming robbers required some education, otherwise they can get caught real fast.

    • @unknow11712
      @unknow11712 5 лет назад +13

      @@rif42 if you need to run faster, you already failed .

    • @rajeshauto7399
      @rajeshauto7399 5 лет назад

      Thx it's kinda common sense think how much a phonebook weighs

  • @alabamaal225
    @alabamaal225 2 года назад +10

    What Lawton pointed out about "Ocean's 11" was the big problem I had with the movie: There was WAY too many people involved. If you paid attention, most of the 11 came across as arrogant asshats who, if they didn't blab before the heist would afterwards eventually brag to everyone they knew about how cool it was and how cool they were. Additionally, there was a hundred things that could have gone wrong, any one of which would have blown up the whole thing.

  • @mechadonia
    @mechadonia 4 года назад +2284

    “If I robbed a truck full of apple watches...” he says while wearing an Apple Watch

    • @afterglowproductions8547
      @afterglowproductions8547 3 года назад +64

      oh....... oh..... oh.......

    • @spiderman-zz6nn
      @spiderman-zz6nn 3 года назад +57

      lmao he could've said anything but thought of apple watch because it was right in front of him

    • @mos-wd4zs
      @mos-wd4zs 3 года назад +14

      Wait a minute...

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 3 года назад +15

      I don't like where this is going, or where it went

    • @marwick1413
      @marwick1413 3 года назад +11

      He did say "rob what you know".

  • @michaeltill6759
    @michaeltill6759 5 лет назад +1690

    This guy loves crime, just can’t do it anymore 😂

    • @JohnDoe-gc1kt
      @JohnDoe-gc1kt 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @yitz3155
      @yitz3155 5 лет назад +41

      Michael Till that’s what he works for the police....

    • @deanwinchester3356
      @deanwinchester3356 5 лет назад +33

      Michael Till Or he still does and has a normal job so no one suspects it.

    • @CheviPB
      @CheviPB 5 лет назад +3

      Michael Till hahaahahahahahahaha

    • @robertandrew5328
      @robertandrew5328 5 лет назад +25

      @@deanwinchester3356 he never snitched on who his fence was because he IS a fence. This man is either a straight arrow kind of guy who's friends with the detective who caught him.
      or hes still a career criminal and he helps bust anyone who he might see as competition or use his knowledge of who is in the business to make them scapegoats

  • @biggieyt6407
    @biggieyt6407 5 лет назад +1598

    Police: Being a bank robber isn’t as glamorous as in the movies
    This man: Well yes, but actually no

    • @nicolaihelberg2994
      @nicolaihelberg2994 5 лет назад +4

      He got busted, is this the one u think is giving the tips? ^^ Ignorance is bliss :P

    • @zucced2087
      @zucced2087 5 лет назад

      haha epic meme

  • @runes5407
    @runes5407 3 года назад +40

    "Thief makes it sound like I came into somebody's house and stole everythin'. I just went up with a gun in their face" _Well Then_

  • @Andemur
    @Andemur 5 лет назад +867

    I love this guy. He keeps saying “it was wrong”, but my spidey senses are telling me he doesn’t think it was that wrong.

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 5 лет назад +10

      That is not good.

    • @razordu30
      @razordu30 5 лет назад +137

      I thought that too, until he talks about scaring people. You can tell he sincerely feels bad about that, like when he scarred some of them for life.

    • @ImVeryOriginal
      @ImVeryOriginal 5 лет назад +5

      Robbing banks and insurance companies isn't wrong, it's justice.

    • @regiondeltas
      @regiondeltas 5 лет назад

      @Philip mcgrath Which is absolute bollocks anyway, and stinks of somebody who has never had to make a serious insurance claim.

    • @Loveabove-z4r
      @Loveabove-z4r 5 лет назад +2

      Andemur he was considerate enough to only rob those insured unless they were bad guy drug dealers so yea-I’d be cool w/him lol

  • @beansprouts821
    @beansprouts821 4 года назад +4649

    “rob what you know” -Larry
    Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare for the next greatest mattress robber because my bed is all I know

    • @GabbaGandalf-fo7cg
      @GabbaGandalf-fo7cg 4 года назад

      That joke doesn't works.... How u wanna steal anything while beeing in ur bed?
      As a very old Wizard I'll summon a jellywall wich reflects any incoming "r/wooooosh" 🖕

    • @SARAH79482
      @SARAH79482 4 года назад +127

      Some people are so rude, you look great

    • @georgemcduffey2622
      @georgemcduffey2622 4 года назад +15

      More cushion for the pushin'.

    • @gumnaamaadmi007
      @gumnaamaadmi007 4 года назад +40

      I am sure that a fence for a $67000 Savoir mattress that is made out of the fur of a Mongolian goat’s neck exists somewhere..

    • @moonbull3137
      @moonbull3137 4 года назад +12

      You have to case the joint first

  • @glyphic313
    @glyphic313 5 лет назад +680

    Worked for a bank for 10 years. This guy’s info about them was spot on

    • @Haywire5714
      @Haywire5714 5 лет назад +225

      Worked at a convenience store for 10 years. Never got robbed but I just wanted all of you to know I worked at a convenience store for 10 years.

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 5 лет назад +98

      @@Haywire5714 im so sorry

    • @ishlahulfikri9333
      @ishlahulfikri9333 5 лет назад +147

      @@Haywire5714 well its a plot twist, the convenience store robbed your life

    • @raka1996
      @raka1996 5 лет назад +5

      @@Haywire5714 Hey... got any weird stories?

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 лет назад

      @@ishlahulfikri9333 Damm nnn...

  • @JasonL77
    @JasonL77 2 года назад +16

    I just watched an interview where Larry said that Vanity Fair screwed him over and never paid him for this. He even filmed another video for them, but never signed the release for it because he was never paid for the first one.

  • @brotherdandy
    @brotherdandy 5 лет назад +1409

    Bring him back more often. I would love to see him do "The Getaway" or the heist in "Widows".

  • @aal834
    @aal834 4 года назад +2292

    Larry: I'll rather rob a truck filled with apple watches
    Also Larry: is wearing an Applewatch

    • @windowsxseven
      @windowsxseven 4 года назад +92

      there's a video on his channel of some TV series about crime prevention where some cigar shops were getting hit, there's this scene where a store owner is talking to Larry about being robbed and whatnot and he's just there enjoying a cigar while listening lmao

    • @yudielpardillo8313
      @yudielpardillo8313 4 года назад +5

      Yo he would get tracked down

    • @codyhubbard7223
      @codyhubbard7223 4 года назад +5

      I got an ad for the new apple watch just after he said that

    • @hugobjorkqvist4139
      @hugobjorkqvist4139 4 года назад +1

      windows_x_seven you did not get the joke

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 года назад +1

      Paid promotion

  • @GangweeD-fj8iy
    @GangweeD-fj8iy 5 лет назад +973

    Guy behind camera: former jewel thief
    Robber: I’m a robber not a thief
    Title: former jewel thief

    • @antoy384
      @antoy384 5 лет назад +3

      69 GangweeD 420 well spotted, made me laugh!

    • @sswpp8908
      @sswpp8908 5 лет назад +3

      Also the narrator reiterates seconds later at 0:10 "Once considered the biggest jewel thief in the United States"

    • @sswpp8908
      @sswpp8908 5 лет назад +7

      @Ordonity What are you referring to? He's just stating something funny about the video. There's no meme format here.

    • @romanoonamor7690
      @romanoonamor7690 5 лет назад

      Because nobody cares what he calls himself. I bet he would also tell you he is a good honest guy. He's a scumbag, that's it.

    • @kyrieeleison4990
      @kyrieeleison4990 5 лет назад

      🤣

  • @Komyeta
    @Komyeta 3 года назад +75

    He looks like a boss in every GTA games

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 4 дня назад

      Is this sarcasm?
      Guy looks like the first idiot to get knocked out in a Steven Seagal movie.

  • @GrumpyBombayite
    @GrumpyBombayite 5 лет назад +3713

    Wouldn't be surprised if he served as a consultant on GTA V.

  • @bw857
    @bw857 4 года назад +582

    "I never had to physically hurt someone ever. ..In a robbery" savage

    • @zacharywilliams2
      @zacharywilliams2 4 года назад +42

      He would beat dudes till they were unconscious in prison. You should check his channel out. He tells tons of fantastic stories.

    • @jordanphoenix1255
      @jordanphoenix1255 4 года назад +9

      @@zacharywilliams2 I think in one of his gta heists review he said he stabbed a dude right where Franklin was shot

    • @igs_
      @igs_ 4 года назад +4

      Yeah he stabbed people and slammed a couple faces into concrete

    • @sisyphusvasilias3943
      @sisyphusvasilias3943 4 года назад

      *Liar

    • @zacharywilliams2
      @zacharywilliams2 4 года назад +1

      @@sisyphusvasilias3943 bruh you can verify a lot of what he says

  • @mishaj2647
    @mishaj2647 5 лет назад +2800

    Next on vanity fair: “serial killer breaks down famous murder scenes in movies”

    • @itsghostingz
      @itsghostingz 5 лет назад +80

      Please?

    • @sathvikacharya2585
      @sathvikacharya2585 5 лет назад +60

      Though that is difficult . They could get someone like Dexter . A weird forensic expert

    • @megag52
      @megag52 5 лет назад +6

      i would really like to see that

    • @Brandonious15987
      @Brandonious15987 5 лет назад +125

      Cannibal describes cooking recipes used in movies.

    • @vrumbledump3240
      @vrumbledump3240 5 лет назад +31

      Psycho Maniac breaks down famous psychotic rampages

  • @jacobhughes9010
    @jacobhughes9010 10 месяцев назад +3

    “They’re in the middle of the casino. There’s no way to get into them. I looked..” lol

  • @sepehr_moghani
    @sepehr_moghani 4 года назад +902

    Watch Larry’s channel where he tells stories about his experience in prison. That by itself is the biggest disclaimer about why you shouldn’t do crime.

    • @JuanCarlos-xj6pj
      @JuanCarlos-xj6pj 4 года назад +47

      Sepehr Moghani honestly it’s so disturbing, when he said they tied him to a 4 point on a table and pissed on him 🥴🤢

    • @cabs9310
      @cabs9310 4 года назад +4

      Whats the name of his channel?

    • @sepehr_moghani
      @sepehr_moghani 4 года назад +8

      Cjr caballero larry lawton

    • @cabs9310
      @cabs9310 4 года назад +7

      @@sepehr_moghani lol I searched it larry's channel hahaha. Thanks man

    • @markpetersen1738
      @markpetersen1738 4 года назад +20

      @@JuanCarlos-xj6pj it's generally very disturbing to hear his stories. Interesting but horrifying

  • @ChxseOP
    @ChxseOP 5 лет назад +2691

    Former Jewewl Thief: "I'm trying to prevent crime."
    Also Former Jewel Thief: **Provides pro tips on committing crime**

    • @Indeside
      @Indeside 5 лет назад +59

      Hey at least he's honest

    • @twkarp
      @twkarp 5 лет назад +82

      He runs a program to get young people out of crime. You can look his name up for other videos. He's great.

    • @toxichazmat5785
      @toxichazmat5785 5 лет назад +130

      Bro if practically anything in this video was news to robbers they wouldn't last long anyway.

    • @fivemeomedia
      @fivemeomedia 5 лет назад +25

      you know he works for the police so all this advice the cops know as well, im sure these were all viable back in his day but not anymore

    • @Naldific
      @Naldific 5 лет назад +23

      That is actually a great way to catch more criminals. Those with less practice trying to do it will stand out more because now they will be following a pattern so familiar to law enforcers. So, either way, no harm done (at least not to the good guys).

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 4 года назад +11326

    Next up Serial killer reacts to horror films lol

    • @VibeTarii
      @VibeTarii 4 года назад +32

      hi luv your Videos

    • @rachelz7674
      @rachelz7674 4 года назад +11

      omg

    • @sneezu
      @sneezu 4 года назад +14

      slasher*

    • @bhawannarine2916
      @bhawannarine2916 4 года назад +17

      If we only could've got Ed Kemper here

    • @Bananabob12
      @Bananabob12 4 года назад +50

      I’d be so down for that
      Not gonna lie

  • @gusrosevear5974
    @gusrosevear5974 3 года назад +13

    It would be cool if this guy had his own channel because hes a lot better at telling stories than a lot of people

    • @Bori.1776
      @Bori.1776 3 года назад +5

      He does and has more subscribers than this channel.

    • @elonmusket9860
      @elonmusket9860 3 года назад +2

      Yeah he has this dope series that goes through his whole experience in 12 years in prison very well told

  • @raglanheuser1162
    @raglanheuser1162 5 лет назад +748

    "im not a thief, I'm a robber"
    "he was one of the biggest jewel thieves..."

  • @Pessimistic_Mari
    @Pessimistic_Mari 4 года назад +605

    I cannot believe Larry just said "I'd walk out with a million dollars and the dope" and im over here like "AND THE DOPE?!?!?!????"

    • @udaythambimuthu3176
      @udaythambimuthu3176 4 года назад +10

      Offload the drugs in a different city, keep your tracks covered. Better payday, but you make a few enemies along the way.

    • @huntersmith3888
      @huntersmith3888 4 года назад +6

      @drew leonard I get the feeling watching Martha Stewart and Snoop in a TV room at a federal prison is more manageable than your wife finding your severed head stuffed in the mailbox.

    • @Mefous2
      @Mefous2 4 года назад +6

      "I got the best drugs I've ever had in prison" -Larry 2019

  • @pamelalansbury94
    @pamelalansbury94 3 года назад +3352

    “I scared people for the rest of their life, which is wrong...” he sounds like such a sweetheart explaining himself

    • @laylawalker3468
      @laylawalker3468 3 года назад +192

      he sounds like when a elementary kid has to apologize for being mean

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 3 года назад +253

      He's said before that his biggest regret in his criminal career was that he caused fear.

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 года назад +145

      Check out his channel. He actually is a genuinely good guy. He was abused by the prison system because he became a paralegal to help inmates with grievances against the institutions.

    • @MrDeath5300
      @MrDeath5300 3 года назад +79

      He is a good guy, his story is insane, he got abused by a priest in his childhood which now with psychological help seems to might be the root of many of his problems

    • @Rvc546
      @Rvc546 3 года назад +11

      @@dummkopf7981 yeah as he said he is robbing insurance companies not the people so i don't think he actually feel guilty for that... I'm not saying that he don't feel guilty but knowing that no innocent person is harmed is relief.