My FIRST day in PRISON

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +1872

    Tell me something about Slick from this video and I'll pick a few for shout outs tomorrow!!

    • @mikkelpedersen785
      @mikkelpedersen785 8 лет назад +15

      AfterPrisonShow slick? 😐

    • @Dara.308
      @Dara.308 8 лет назад

      AfterPrisonShow you

    • @pfugerfishing.0269
      @pfugerfishing.0269 8 лет назад +1

      AfterPrisonShow reply or just say something about me in a video plzz

    • @supho3309
      @supho3309 8 лет назад +4

      AfterPrisonShow your hair

    • @ciancaffrey7375
      @ciancaffrey7375 8 лет назад +18

      AfterPrisonShow PULL OVA TATATATTATATATATTATATATATAAAA

  • @David-dq2hu
    @David-dq2hu 8 лет назад +4418

    2nd note to self ... dont go to jail

    • @halfnattydaddy613
      @halfnattydaddy613 7 лет назад +89

      DiBoguy note to self, i may end up in jail without trying to go.

    • @kenmichener8439
      @kenmichener8439 7 лет назад +9

      Ben Manses damn hard way to learn our lessons isn't it God bless you

    • @vilmanaduaran3589
      @vilmanaduaran3589 7 лет назад

      +Truth Hurts Is that racist?

    • @GiaNt_TaLOn
      @GiaNt_TaLOn 7 лет назад +1

      or prison

    • @scottleft3672
      @scottleft3672 6 лет назад +3

      note to you....you never really know.

  • @vampyr-hale
    @vampyr-hale 8 лет назад +134

    I'm proud of how you've turned your life around, Joe. Good for you, my man.

  • @beaup2358
    @beaup2358 8 лет назад +587

    Its funny how randomly he just puts his face up to the camera haha

    • @dwightster1216
      @dwightster1216 8 лет назад +22

      BEAUatWHU I thought I was the only one. its hilarious lol

    • @franciscogonzalez7023
      @franciscogonzalez7023 7 лет назад +2

      It's kinda creepy in a way

    • @kaphonie
      @kaphonie 7 лет назад +6

      it's funny cuz at 1st your like "whoa i wasnt expecting that *slightly uncomfortable* o-o' " then after awhile you're like " haha hes up close the camera again, he weird" :3 xD

    • @burbingberries6917
      @burbingberries6917 7 лет назад +1

      Its like Beakman's from that TV Show Beakman's World

    • @mandeepsekhon
      @mandeepsekhon 7 лет назад +2

      chelsea fc mate

  • @EsoTownBizz6500
    @EsoTownBizz6500 5 лет назад +150

    I remember arriving at San Quentin as a 20 year old. It was absolutely the most terrifying experience of my life. Back then, 1992, they still had the weights. And pulling up past that yard looked exactly like all the prison movies I had seen. On my second or third day, coming back from dinner, as we were heading back up the stairs, (I was on the 4th tier, cell number 4 C25 to be exact,) I noticed below me a guy getting punched and stomped out by what looked like about 6 dudes. It was one of the worst beatings I had ever seen. I just stood there froze watching. My celly, who had been there before, and was kind of watching out for me, said "Keep it moving! Don't stand here and watch shit!!" Anyway, long story short, it turns out that the guy died the next day. Needless to say, since 1992, I never went back. Scared straight..

    • @Layedbactroy
      @Layedbactroy 5 лет назад

      Haha

    • @who7950
      @who7950 4 года назад +10

      Rusky Playz everybody gangsta until the weeb starts typing, “haha”

    • @EsoTownBizz6500
      @EsoTownBizz6500 4 года назад +8

      @Mike43837 Yepp. He had a seizure and slipped into a coma, and died the next morning..

    • @EsoTownBizz6500
      @EsoTownBizz6500 4 года назад +3

      @SKITT L3Z Blood In Blood Out came out in 1993. The parts that were filmed San Quentin were filmed in 1991. I had just missed it..

    • @Vortex__24
      @Vortex__24 3 года назад +1

      @@EsoTownBizz6500 Why did you get arrested ?

  • @uncleelmer
    @uncleelmer 6 лет назад +404

    This man would be excellent for youth programs in high schools, community agencies and private organizations. He is articulate and clear in his story telling. He is a great presenter. Should be doing a lot of public speaking. I'd suggest no cursing though. The story is compelling enough.

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator 6 лет назад +26

      I agree! But what's wrong with cursing? It's more realistic that way.

    • @albertalbert7958
      @albertalbert7958 6 лет назад +8

      He already has a RUclips channel with 1 million subscribers and channel still growing. He doesn't need people hiring him and he works whenever he feels like. On top of that he can be seen by billions of people and get instant feedback. I think he might not be too excited with your ideas. But who knows, right?

    • @dequadrewalton2582
      @dequadrewalton2582 6 лет назад +1

      uncleelmer so find work for him

    • @Tightness8
      @Tightness8 6 лет назад +7

      possibly, but I wouldnt necessarily say this is evidence that he could be a good public speaker. This video is edited pretty well to make it flow nicely. We dont really know how he flows on the spot irl. Public speaking is a bit of a diffferent skill than editing together clips of every line to make it flow flawlessly

    • @kathymyers7279
      @kathymyers7279 6 лет назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking.

  • @ishdakfgp9200
    @ishdakfgp9200 6 лет назад +575

    Why didn't you just load back to your last save?

    • @googleuser2691
      @googleuser2691 6 лет назад +7

      You said it

    • @mcnuggetsferg1685
      @mcnuggetsferg1685 6 лет назад +7

      I'd just straight up log out, probably only going to fail the level and end up back there anyway.

    • @Kornelius707
      @Kornelius707 6 лет назад +16

      In High school I played so much skyrim, I woke up one morning and actually thought there was savegame I could go back to.

    • @metalmugen
      @metalmugen 6 лет назад +1

      He forgot to rotate his saves

    • @hethen5846
      @hethen5846 6 лет назад +5

      @@Kornelius707 dude that's an addiction

  • @karinamontes1539
    @karinamontes1539 6 лет назад +138

    The way u explain the stories 😂I love this's shows

  • @Princess0rangejuice
    @Princess0rangejuice 7 лет назад +1775

    I'm avoiding prison

    • @tjvalcourt1288
      @tjvalcourt1288 7 лет назад +33

      Smart

    • @happyapple6333
      @happyapple6333 7 лет назад +17

      Ur in prison

    • @jellyking480
      @jellyking480 6 лет назад +23

      that's a good idea don't hang out with the wrong crowd of Jack asses

    • @jellyking480
      @jellyking480 6 лет назад +16

      don't let your negative thoughts take over you

    • @matthewaldgate3903
      @matthewaldgate3903 6 лет назад +17

      It's sad that people with autism have been bullied into doing a crime and serving jail time were is the justice in that

  • @kastrosadam892
    @kastrosadam892 8 лет назад +754

    How about a last day at prison video

    • @BaxzXD
      @BaxzXD 8 лет назад +1

      Adam Castro oh yeah I saw he replied on a few other comments, but he said he will be doing that one soon :)

    • @kastrosadam892
      @kastrosadam892 8 лет назад

      DoomGhoul yesss

    • @sledgemain6230
      @sledgemain6230 8 лет назад +2

      This needs to be up!

    • @magma2680
      @magma2680 8 лет назад +5

      thought he did that before :/

    • @johnthomason5491
      @johnthomason5491 8 лет назад +7

      +magma2680 He talked about it in a previous video, but hasn't made a video just for it. He said he was really nervous because he didn't know how to act in public anymore since he has been locked up for years

  • @bruhatthedesk5118
    @bruhatthedesk5118 7 лет назад +99

    As an addict that has thankfully never been arrested, this scared the shit out of me. To think I was so close to getting there. I am sorry that you had to experience these things but thankful that people like you can share these stories.

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 6 лет назад +7

      Jo Van Riet its stupid how you get thrown in prison for doing drugs. Its been proven that all that does is make it worse.

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 6 лет назад +1

      Jo Van Riet I hope you get the help you need. Be well. god bless and live life and prosper.

    • @robrichardson5187
      @robrichardson5187 6 лет назад +2

      Get off the gear bro.

    • @TheFeestbeest5
      @TheFeestbeest5 6 лет назад +1

      Maatje, gevangenissen in nl zijn veel minder erg dan in US

    • @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
      @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp 6 лет назад

      Keep using and you can get some first hand experience... I promise you.

  • @killweaver.4207
    @killweaver.4207 6 лет назад +22

    Dude tbh lately ive been goin down the wrong path and stuff but watchin ur videos is makin me realize i dont want that life so thank u

  • @Mvpgodxqt
    @Mvpgodxqt 7 лет назад +70

    Just found your channel, you're very charismatic.
    can't wait to see all your content

  • @city_hippie1017
    @city_hippie1017 8 лет назад +323

    can you do a short video on the difference between Jail and Prison

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +59

      Walter Rand yes. I definitely will.

    • @city_hippie1017
      @city_hippie1017 8 лет назад +5

      awesome amazing channel man

    • @tjcarter5736
      @tjcarter5736 8 лет назад +1

      AfterPrisonShow Hey I'm new to your channel, if you haven't already can you tell us some of your craziest or weirdest room mates you've ever had. Thanks.

    • @b_eej
      @b_eej 8 лет назад +14

      Jail is where the popo put you for the night, Prison is the place you get locked up in for your entire sentence, basically a Jail is a temporary cage.

    • @fallenangel1426
      @fallenangel1426 8 лет назад +2

      yungmonbeej that's not true, depends if it's a felony, felonies can most likely wind you up in prison, if it's a year + you'll also go to prison to serve out the time

  • @ARZZiO
    @ARZZiO 7 лет назад +222

    *Hey slick!*
    I fucking died

    • @nikotiini7
      @nikotiini7 7 лет назад

      ARZZIO hahaha, same here

  • @ironmancaptinamerica2119
    @ironmancaptinamerica2119 6 лет назад +723

    Is like going from middle school to high school

  • @nitegoat1369
    @nitegoat1369 6 лет назад +366

    Note to self: Do whatever you have to do to never have to go to prison.

    • @LectronCircuits
      @LectronCircuits 6 лет назад +15

      Never let them take you alive.

    • @danielscott6334
      @danielscott6334 6 лет назад +11

      I could never sit in prison caged up. If I'm ever facing a long sentence it'll be suicide by cop cause I'll fight to the end.

    • @andrewdavies1312
      @andrewdavies1312 6 лет назад +8

      Or don't commit crimes? It's a far out idea I know
      Suicide by cop is selfish as fuck. That could mess up the cops life. Taking someone's life effects people in different ways

    • @nitegoat1369
      @nitegoat1369 6 лет назад +4

      Is that what I said? No, it isn't. I wouldn't do anything to cause me to go to prison.

    • @Sety777
      @Sety777 6 лет назад

      Andrew Davies You are dumb as fuck!

  • @GodofWarChuka
    @GodofWarChuka 6 лет назад +91

    I’ve been through Boot Camp and spent one night in jail. That’s enough for me! LoL

    • @polishherowitoldpilecki5521
      @polishherowitoldpilecki5521 3 года назад +2

      What was it for.

    • @chrisallie9960
      @chrisallie9960 3 года назад +2

      Wow u done it tough,try going to a prison in the middle of nowhere in tropical Queensland Australia and all u gotta do is fight even though it’s over bullshit if you don’t fight u are a coward like a yank and your buy ups and lunch and dinners will taken from you whether you like it or not that’s why you gotta knuckle on

    • @GodofWarChuka
      @GodofWarChuka 3 года назад +1

      @@chrisallie9960 Sounds like that was some hard time !

    • @chrisallie9960
      @chrisallie9960 3 года назад +1

      @@GodofWarChuka happens outside aswell

    • @DD-dr4dn
      @DD-dr4dn 3 года назад

      @@chrisallie9960 this has woken me up ⬆️👍🏼

  • @samanthagedville478
    @samanthagedville478 7 лет назад +55

    Joe I love your videos I look forward to watching them everyday your one tuff dude to be able to make it in prison I don't think I would last a day locked up you inspire me to not take life for granted and you remind me just how much I have and if after all of the things you have seen and experienced and still have a smile on your face then so can I so thank you Joe

    • @zk420zk
      @zk420zk 7 лет назад

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      Eye strike the quays and type a word
      And weight four it two say
      Weather eye am write oar wrong
      It tells me straight a weigh.
      Eye ran this poem threw it,
      Your shore real glad two no.
      Its vary polished in it's weigh.
      My chequer tolled me sew.
      A chequer is a bless thing,
      It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
      It helps me right all stiles of righting,
      And aides me when eye rime.
      Each frays come posed up on my screen
      Eye trussed too bee a joule.
      The chequer pours o'er every word
      Two cheque sum spelling rule.

    • @Heatblast1231
      @Heatblast1231 7 лет назад

      it was his fault that he saw and experienced those terrible things because he was stupid and now he is smiling because he got a new chance in life and he realized his mistake

  • @TheZephyrsWind
    @TheZephyrsWind 6 лет назад +49

    Thank you for the videos. I'm 30. Locked up for a time in a psych ward in my teens because my aunt lied about me. If you ever end up locked up anywhere, you can recover so long as you don't lose hope. They took my clothes, drugged me, and locked me in a room with no windows. At first I was happy I was alone but I awoke after the drugging to find a much taller, stronger guy had been thrown in while I was knocked out. I'm very thankful that this guy wasn't a jerk. There were no bars or windows, just a solid door and no one would hear you scream or see you if you were attacked. That was a horrible time for me. I was barely still a minor so it didn t affect my adult life. There was 1 thing, the drugs messed me up. What they used was stronger than morphine, caused memory problems, and altered my health from then on. Of course that was illegal and they got what they had coming.
    Still, that place was shut down after abuse was discovered. One thing there that kept me from losing it was my mother, and the isolation room. In that room there are 10 straps, you are completely unable to move, drugged, and they even put a window there that allows everyone in the common area to see you.
    Fortunately though I was no longer able to go to school, my boss kept my job open and accepted, even believed me when I told him the truth.
    The truth? My dad had been dying, and my aunt moved in next door with her 30 year old kid and his kids. After dad died from cancer after a long 9 months, she told people my mom and I beat my dad often, that I was violent, even spread it to my uncles. When he was cremated, she took his ashes and his other things. My uncle's believed me, and took them back, then handed them to me at the beach. I guess that ticked her off. I wanted to ask her, honestly, why she did these things. I just knocked on her door, and said nothing aggressive, didn't force my way in or make threats... Age just called the police and played it out like some actor, like she was abused. I pity her, and I forgive her, but I doubt I'll ever see her again.

    • @sonjamiller2290
      @sonjamiller2290 6 лет назад

      Greggory u

    • @Amberlicous5568
      @Amberlicous5568 6 лет назад +5

      Wow that's a lot to go through. Only made you stronger tho 😉

    • @dottiec7943
      @dottiec7943 6 лет назад +1

      Omfg like my family seriously and I'm Hollywood screen writer stage music. Hey. Sell that. Copy here. Send it to yourself don't open the letter. Get in touch with network or cable tv I couldn't even read the start of the story. Your story. Good luck. DorathiCatalano
      I read it. Now. That's my kind of story. Find me on Facebook Twitter. Are you out west?

    • @johnathenrodriguez4924
      @johnathenrodriguez4924 5 лет назад +1

      Stay up g hope u doin good

    • @PqV72MT4
      @PqV72MT4 5 месяцев назад

      You don't have to forgive her.

  • @mikehawk-sj7yb
    @mikehawk-sj7yb 8 лет назад +652

    who else looks forwards to getting home from work/school and watching APS?

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +25

      You're awesome! Very motivating to hear that!!

    • @josh351
      @josh351 8 лет назад +3

      spartan craft// factions and more me to each day I get home and load up RUclips and see ohh a new aps video

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +8

      Captain Sam you're awesome.😆

    • @madroon7
      @madroon7 8 лет назад +9

      This channel is like the only positivity I get to see on youtube lately.

    • @stevenbush8262
      @stevenbush8262 8 лет назад +1

      spartan craft// factions and more lol I watch it while at work.

  • @lurkkker
    @lurkkker 8 лет назад +458

    Who else looks at him like a different person considering he's 6' 4"

    • @fallenangel1426
      @fallenangel1426 8 лет назад +3

      lurker not me, normal dude in my eyes which tbh most of my friends are ex cons lol

    • @lurkkker
      @lurkkker 8 лет назад +31

      KoH- ZoZo still can't picture him that tall though

    • @DreamerRusty
      @DreamerRusty 8 лет назад +2

      There was a video where he showed some kind of a document(idk mugshot maybe) where his weight was 200lbs so no surprise that he's tall.

    • @chrisdeglasias
      @chrisdeglasias 8 лет назад +35

      ikr .. from my perspective seeing him from the chest above, I thought he'd be around 5'8 or s.th.

    • @brianjackson3885
      @brianjackson3885 7 лет назад +14

      Christian Galesias got a few likes for that same here

  • @sos5849
    @sos5849 5 лет назад +14

    Man im binge watching all APS today. Your content helps me escape on the bad days

  • @donaldwilliamsjr2214
    @donaldwilliamsjr2214 5 лет назад +59

    All the times I got clothes from salvation army.... now I wonder where it really came from lol

  • @therealpatricklyons
    @therealpatricklyons 6 лет назад +219

    You're one hell of a story teller, my friend.

    • @kurtisthebassman7
      @kurtisthebassman7 6 лет назад

      To be fair that's how Oregon state prison is.

    • @zigguratjones6458
      @zigguratjones6458 6 лет назад +5

      When you have to edit and cut your vid every 3-4 seconds I can't really consider someone as a good storyteller...

    • @mattarnold4533
      @mattarnold4533 6 лет назад

      Hi Patrick lyons

    • @mattarnold4533
      @mattarnold4533 6 лет назад

      If your from Castro valley I know you

    • @samgoodwin89
      @samgoodwin89 6 лет назад

      I couldn't watch him, i had to just listen.

  • @see4941
    @see4941 8 лет назад +143

    I don't want to go to prison

  • @GanjaMama
    @GanjaMama 8 лет назад +18

    JOE ,
    My husband and I watch your videos together all the time. Keep doing what you do and I'm so happy you have found success even after having served time. You give so many people motivation that no past can haunt your future. Much 💚 from LBC🌴

  • @bostonstrong4581
    @bostonstrong4581 6 лет назад +4

    Absolutely love how you have turned shit around. Manned up, Did you're time & never flipped! You humbled yourself and are sharing your stories in order to possibly help at least 1 person. May God Bless you always. Be safe and Well..

    • @رشيد-الوالي
      @رشيد-الوالي 7 месяцев назад

      YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐

  • @lilindyg7045
    @lilindyg7045 8 лет назад +98

    Hey joe did you ever make a last day in prison and if you didn't it would be cool

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +101

      Not yet. But I will. lol

    • @lilindyg7045
      @lilindyg7045 8 лет назад +5

      AfterPrisonShow hell yea you just made my day thank you so much for loving my comment and replying back! love you joe keep up tha good work

    • @justinstanford7958
      @justinstanford7958 7 лет назад

      GOAT FRIENDZY did u make I've been searching but haven't found it

    • @lilindyg7045
      @lilindyg7045 7 лет назад

      2k vids 4 U. Did I make what?

    • @justinstanford7958
      @justinstanford7958 7 лет назад

      GOAT FRIENDZY meant to tag joe not you

  • @huntingberta7630
    @huntingberta7630 8 лет назад +70

    I watch it every night just as a reminder because life in the free world is amazing

    • @MrbaneMB
      @MrbaneMB 8 лет назад +5

      huntingberta 76 yes it is. I take it for granted sometimes. I remember I had a dream where I killed this guy and I was wanted for murder it was the best feeling waking up and realizing I never killed someone and that I wasn't wanted for murder

    • @digitysmack
      @digitysmack 8 лет назад +1

      Facts. That's happened to me so many times

    • @xXxSM0EKWE3DxXx
      @xXxSM0EKWE3DxXx 8 лет назад +2

      +Facts. weird, i had the same kind of dream one time. i remember i killed this person in their home and i dont know why, but i tried hiding the body thinking my life was over because im not gonna get away with it

    • @JosueAlejandro1
      @JosueAlejandro1 8 лет назад +2

      Lol same

    • @Momonga32
      @Momonga32 7 лет назад +15

      huntingberta 76 there is no free world

  • @rickyesquivel2431
    @rickyesquivel2431 7 лет назад +13

    i give you respect for sharing your stories much love homie

  • @kevinr6318
    @kevinr6318 6 лет назад +13

    Excellent presentation, pace & editing. Informative in a "scared straight" sense. Good luck.

    • @رشيد-الوالي
      @رشيد-الوالي 7 месяцев назад +1

      YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐

  • @thomasaghotmail
    @thomasaghotmail 6 лет назад +60

    AfterPrisonShow: You seem like a pretty cool dude. Take it light & stay outta prison brother!!

  • @mikeliu2552
    @mikeliu2552 6 лет назад +410

    This feels like the first day of middle school

    • @jwhine
      @jwhine 6 лет назад +7

      I had the same dogshit homeroom teacher for 6th and 7th grade

    • @mikeliu2552
      @mikeliu2552 6 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @kevinr487
      @kevinr487 6 лет назад +5

      LOL. I was thinking the same

    • @cadesmith70
      @cadesmith70 6 лет назад +1

      I was cool with it

    • @EchadLevShtim
      @EchadLevShtim 6 лет назад +2

      Except there is a real threat of getting killed in..... ....middle school.

  • @CanadaLimited187
    @CanadaLimited187 8 лет назад +42

    " Hey slickk" LOL please make that your next T shirt,

    • @rrrr873
      @rrrr873 8 лет назад +1

      Sam Duffy yes!!!

  • @lilcrump08og9
    @lilcrump08og9 6 лет назад +24

    I feel like his breath smells like a warm cup of ramen noodles

  • @stephendiminno8426
    @stephendiminno8426 8 лет назад +120

    Notification squad 👌🏻

  • @taffycat93
    @taffycat93 5 лет назад +6

    OMG, I'm DYING listening to this. How on earth can I simultaneously be scared out of my mind, but also LMFAO?! I just fell onto APS yesterday and m hooked. (Scared, but hooked). 👍🏼

  • @simbadg13
    @simbadg13 4 года назад +10

    hearing your experience of Getting processed in prison reminds me of my time when i arrived to Army reception and Basic combat training. Not too many diffrences!!!

  • @JustH3arMe0ut
    @JustH3arMe0ut 6 лет назад +2

    This channel randomly popped up and I had to view. Spent 3 years in USP and this explains the intake process/experience quite well. Been paroled for over 10 years now, but this hits home. To this day, I can relive these experiences and emotions to the T. It never leaves you!

  • @XxSEETH3RxX
    @XxSEETH3RxX 6 лет назад +147

    I've never been to prison but spent lots of time in jail from 17 to 21. The last time I was in jail was in 1992 in which I was locked up in Kansas City county for two months. And was waiting to be transported to my town for a hearing. Well they refused to come get me and they let me out one night at 9 PM and said to get off their property or be arrested again. They told me I had two days to get to my home town in southern Missouri for court. I had no car, no money, nothing. I ended up the next morning begging for work in which I got enough for a bus ticket. I went to court with no lawyer. I went up to a lawyer in court and told him the whole deal. We;ll when my name was called that lawyer stood up and helped me. Why? I don't know because he didn't know me and didn't have to, but the Judge told me this was the last time I will stand in front of him because if he sees me again I would do 3 years in prison. And that was the last time I ever got in trouble.

    • @pasheka777
      @pasheka777 6 лет назад +9

      Glad to hear somebody took a stand for you! Good people do exist. :)

    • @XxSEETH3RxX
      @XxSEETH3RxX 6 лет назад +11

      He wasn't a public defendant. He was lawyer that just helped me.

    • @odstrange9633
      @odstrange9633 6 лет назад +4

      I was in and out of jail from 17 to 25...the worst i had to do is when i did 90 days in wayne county jail/detroit metro... fucking shitshow.

    • @JerseyLynne
      @JerseyLynne 6 лет назад +2

      its public defender. the defendant was xxxseether.

    • @رشيد-الوالي
      @رشيد-الوالي 7 месяцев назад

      YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MYLOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MYLOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MYLOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MYLOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY

  • @Detritis
    @Detritis 8 лет назад +5

    I love how you make sure to not glamorize prison/jail in any way, and really show how much of a hell it really is. You're the realist dude!

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +5

      Demi Marcano thank you. there certainly isn't anything glamour worthy about where I have been. I just try to inspire the youth as much as possible to avoid the sort of lifestyle I lived for so long and do so in an entertaining way.

    • @Detritis
      @Detritis 8 лет назад

      AfterPrisonShow that's awesome and I thank you for your work. I wish someone was out there like you for my brother who has been a jail/prison bird almost his whole life. Educating yourself is the best life medicine!

  • @gabea1057
    @gabea1057 8 лет назад +125

    What's considered a good day in prison

    • @216usha
      @216usha 8 лет назад +46

      the night be for you get released

    • @Daisyfields04
      @Daisyfields04 7 лет назад +21

      when you dont get your wig split

    • @Bojangles880
      @Bojangles880 7 лет назад +3

      Orel Lancaster 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @burbingberries6917
      @burbingberries6917 7 лет назад +14

      Orel Lancaster or your cheeks busted. 😂😂😂

    • @chrismichaels4677
      @chrismichaels4677 7 лет назад +7

      I'D SAY WHEN ITS NICE OUTSIDE, THE MENU THAT DAY ISN'T TERRIBLE, GETTING COMMISSARY, MAIL, AND GETTING A GOOD WORKOUT IN THE WEIGHT PIT. (I WAS NEVER A BIG FAN OF GETTING VISITS IN PRISON, BUT MOST PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY SAY THAT TOO.)

  • @Chris_the_Roman
    @Chris_the_Roman Год назад +1

    I love you Joe! You're the pioneer of this prison RUclips shit. So many people rip off your brand and did you dirty but we all know who the OG is. Much love brother i know you're doing great regardless of all the haters!

  • @wehatevyx
    @wehatevyx 5 лет назад +115

    We need to start a petition for this guy.
    *Reason:* Worlds best story teller.

    • @aaa-vx8ke
      @aaa-vx8ke 5 лет назад +6

      vyx what’s the petition for

    • @maxj2882
      @maxj2882 4 года назад +1

      @@aaa-vx8ke Prison stories

    • @ToxicGam3r02
      @ToxicGam3r02 3 года назад +1

      Larry Lawton is the best on RUclips

    • @jessepinkman445
      @jessepinkman445 3 года назад +1

      Nah Riley

    • @رشيد-الوالي
      @رشيد-الوالي 7 месяцев назад

      YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐

  • @peytonrowe571
    @peytonrowe571 4 года назад +80

    "I'm Joe nice to me you"
    "My name killer"
    "KILLER?, What a fine name that you have sir" 😂😂😂

  • @chromeheartsonme
    @chromeheartsonme 8 лет назад +15

    you're almost at 300k! you deserve it!!!

  • @fosterthedmt
    @fosterthedmt 6 лет назад +5

    Your jump cuts are actually really good and constructive. I love it.

  • @trush0t1
    @trush0t1 6 лет назад +24

    Thank you for sharing this story. Certainly scared me about going to prison. I'll just stay here under my rock until I die now... LOL

  • @sammyparker
    @sammyparker 8 лет назад +7

    You are amazing and you have lots of courage tell theses story's.Keep it up!!!😀😀😀

  • @devinritz7343
    @devinritz7343 8 лет назад +75

    was there a "Last day in prison video" ?

  • @kostmalone
    @kostmalone 2 года назад +2

    No joke. These videos got me through basic. Chow to chow. Sunday to Sunday. Thanks Joe.

  • @samharris246
    @samharris246 7 лет назад +434

    Weird that Joe is 6'4 because I always assumed he was like 5'8.

  • @brianmorrow5350
    @brianmorrow5350 6 лет назад +15

    Being on that bus as it pulled into the gate and seeing two fences topped with razor wire and the rolls of razor wire filling the space between the fences, I found out what it feels like to be on the wrong side of all that. Not to mention the guard towers at the corners which of course are manned by guards armed with high powered rifles who will not hesitate to shoot any prisoner fool enough to be outside the fences. The feeling cannot be explained to someone who has not experienced it. Freedom is precious!!!

  • @mattyreardon3593
    @mattyreardon3593 5 лет назад +6

    Finally truth. This is one of my greatest fears in life. I've lost everything. Losing freedom and staring down the barrel of both physical and sexual assault possibly daily is just overwhelming.
    Thank you for your honesty.

  • @crystalleblais9875
    @crystalleblais9875 5 лет назад +4

    Slick was the first person not only kind enough to give you amazing tips but most likely the first person to make you laugh cause everything he told you to stay away from was everything he was dealing with lol. I really love your channel

  • @Ari-pn5js
    @Ari-pn5js 6 лет назад +158

    The worst thing in the prison were the Dementors

    • @nickoliphant8646
      @nickoliphant8646 6 лет назад +7

      Dementors? Like in harry potter?

    • @notaberb1722
      @notaberb1722 6 лет назад +2

      Don't date a dementor, they can't cook or kiss.

    • @Itsthebigarsemonger
      @Itsthebigarsemonger 6 лет назад +9

      I'm prison Mike!

    • @youngcato718
      @youngcato718 6 лет назад +3

      Prison mike!

    • @رشيد-الوالي
      @رشيد-الوالي 7 месяцев назад +1

      YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐YOU ARE MY KING 👑🦋💐

  • @samanthagedville478
    @samanthagedville478 7 лет назад +247

    Wow being in prison is not scary enough let's scare you even more with horror stories 😳

    • @sarahsimmons5373
      @sarahsimmons5373 7 лет назад +2

      isnt that good thing though🤔

    • @catluva74
      @catluva74 7 лет назад +3

      They show you that because at least 80% of the staff doesn't want you to get raped so they make sure you know what the other 20% allowed

    • @Jaydon05
      @Jaydon05 6 лет назад +2

      If you are a little bit clear to everybody and dont do too though than you survive. The rest is a lot of indian-storys to show how though they were or are. Dont believe everything.

    • @PGawol
      @PGawol 6 лет назад +1

      Helps numb their expectations...
      Better to expect hell and get a shitty Motel, than to expect a shitty flat and get your personal apocalypse

    • @jacobmounts9052
      @jacobmounts9052 6 лет назад

      John Doe fuck u racist

  • @KabsLog
    @KabsLog 8 лет назад +11

    You are one good story teller. Love these!

  • @ReplyequalsNerd
    @ReplyequalsNerd 5 лет назад +2

    You are easily the most entertaining prison expert I've ever seen. Love your videos mate.

  • @DCFunBud
    @DCFunBud 7 лет назад +73

    Somewhere along your path you came across an excellent English teacher. You are an brilliant storyteller. Try to get something published.

    • @micahgreene4573
      @micahgreene4573 6 лет назад +5

      DCFunBud, it's "a" brilliant. Not an brilliant. Just trying to help.

    • @4touchdowns1game29
      @4touchdowns1game29 6 лет назад +2

      uhhhhh hes a good story teller but not the best grammar skills.
      "what do you want to do with this clothes"

  • @kidkittrell9046
    @kidkittrell9046 8 лет назад +188

    I looked up LA Public Arrest records and saw that my dad was released a few months ago. I haven't had contact with him since 2012. I found my aunt's phone number and she says he lives near her. This weekend we're driving there and I'm going to go up to him acting like I'm a stranger and watch as he realises that he's in fact talking to his son. I'm so excited. I guess I say this because you kind of remind me of him, (as a compliment), you're both cool and just grind through to make things happen. So, thank you, Joe, because you inspired me to go through arrest records. 😂😂😂

    • @manenavarro5572
      @manenavarro5572 8 лет назад +14

      Kid Kittrell bruh that's dope good luck

    • @patsucks8765
      @patsucks8765 8 лет назад +3

      Kid Kittrell film it!

    • @DC-lq3hs
      @DC-lq3hs 8 лет назад +5

      Kid Kittrell Yess, please film it. Maybe get someone to film somehow. I'll watch it 😊

    • @valzerna
      @valzerna 8 лет назад +4

      how was it ?

    • @Schwifty1055
      @Schwifty1055 7 лет назад +54

      Kid Kittrell no response. .. He's now dead and his father is back in jail for murder

  • @kody7401
    @kody7401 8 лет назад +100

    Hey joe were there any "rich" prisoners around you in prison

    • @jakehansen3418
      @jakehansen3418 8 лет назад +20

      Some Cheese yah but they would act poor as fuck because if people knew they had money in the outside gangs would extort them.

    • @strikeforcek9149
      @strikeforcek9149 8 лет назад +19

      Some Cheese I was one of those "prison rich" guys.
      Prison rich: Someone that has a good support system outside of prison (family, friends, maybe a good savings stocked up, etc). Someone that can make a single phone call and get money on your books, get money orders sent out, get phone money put on, and yada yada...
      1) You don't EVER let anyone know what you have outside or what kind of support you have.
      2) you hide your good fortune from everyone else like it's a huge secret or something.
      3) be very, very, VERY particular in who you hang with, who you're friends with, and how you slender your money and how you get your money.
      The reasons for 1 through 3 listed above, is that 99.9% of those guys in there are living on "state pay". ($15 a month is what the state gives them for working, to buy their necessities). So, the 0.01% of the guys "with money" in prison, basically control/makeup the 'prison economy'. (the amount of extra money flosting around that people buy illicit contraband with and etc).... So, you don't want anyone knowing you're set. Otherwise, you instantly become the biggest, most desired, #1 target for gangs to try and extort, fuck with, and taken advantage of. So, yeah, nothing says prison is awesome like a pack of 40 Gangster Deciples rolling up on you ready to kill you unless you pay $500/mo to the gang. lol (that never happened to me, but I know plenty of dudes that shit like that happened to over pennies... literally over litreral-fuckinngggg-pennies dude... Like, dudes getting stabbed up because the had $40 worth of commissary on them. (that's like walking around with $4k on you in prison).
      So, yeah... Any questions, feel free to ask.

    • @doodlebob8587
      @doodlebob8587 7 лет назад

      OSP K9 was it scary fr ? and did they try u as in try to disrespect in any type of say .?

    • @aarongray1827
      @aarongray1827 7 лет назад +2

      Some Cheese I've worked for the illinois department of corrections for 16 years, and everything K9 said is absolutely 100% accurate.

    • @strikeforcek9149
      @strikeforcek9149 7 лет назад +12

      the kidd
      Prison was absolutely scary. You pull up to the gates and you have this huge rush of adrenaline hit you like, "Fuck... I'm really here, it's really going down..." lol.
      But, I'm a pretty decent built 6'3" dude with tattoos from head to toe, sleeved out, neck/throat all tattooed, and etc... So, the first few weeks no one really tried me, but you best believe they watched the fuck out of me trying to "figure me out" and "feel me out" to see if I'd be an easy target worth going after or if I was hell on wheels and wouldn't be worth the level of violence I'd reign down on them.
      After my 3rd week, a group of "heartless felons" tried stealing my shit while I was on the yard. My bunkie was the head pic the compound's "Netas" gang, so he agreed to have my back and make sure the gang didn't jump me when I went to get my shit back AS LONG AS I beat the living fuck out of the first punk to step to me. So, I went and found one of the dudes that took my stuff and then instantly swung on site and it was on from there. lol. I ended up straight up mopping the floor with this dude by time the C.O.'s got to us, and I was elbowing him in the face repetitively when the CO's got to me, so they yoked me up and full-nelsoned me, then proceeded to empty an entire can of tear gas into my mouth, in my ears, up my nose, down my throat, and all in my face... Yes, it sucked HORRIBLY... lol
      I spent 3 weeks in the hole, came back to the same block, and then the Neta's (vicious spanish gang) had my back out of respect from there on out. Being a whiteboy in prison and refusing to join up with any bs gangs instantly makes you an easy target bc you have no backup. But, they respected the fact I just wanted to do my 4 years and go home without catching any outside cases or getting into the bullshit prison politics, so they kinda acted as my silent guardian angels from there on out. But mainly, they were impressed with how quick I was to run into a group of gang members and just start flying off the cuff on one of them, so I earned a lot of respect and didn't become known as "just another pussy ass whiteboy who wouldn't stand up for himself".
      Even if you were to lose miserably, you'll still earn TONS of respect for at least TRYING to stand up for yourself. Then, you'll have a lot of the 'quiet gangsters' (the TRULY baddest motherfuckers that everyone has to go through first before "picking a shot" on someone) start looking out for you and declining to allow gangs and newbies to fuck with you. ("Picking shots" means: robbing, beating up, fucking with an individual that you singled out because they seemed like an easy target.)
      Other than that, yes, prison can be extremely scary. Little mini block Riots sometimes pop off and you'll be included in it regardless because "Mob mentality" takes over and all the wreckless inmates just start going chaotic on random people during the scuffles. There's an immense amount of "hush hush violence" that goes on behind the C.O.'s backs, and you're often wondering when are YOU going to be the guy that gets fucked up randomly in an area where you can't get any help or backup. And a lot of other gruesome and violent shit you will witness without a doubt..
      Now, keep in mind: this is in a level 2 Medium Security joint in Ohio (Belmont). The higher security levels toy go up, the more nasty the violence becomes. But, I the flipside, some prisons are VERY laxed and the majority of guys aren't on crazy hoodlum type shit and just wanna do their time and go home, so there's a lot less BS inn these types of places. But, there's wayyyy more really shitty, violent, and chaotic prisons, than there are laxed/chill prisons.
      But, yes, it is scary. Never, EVER let your guard down, and never think that you're "safe". and remember: NONE of those guys are truly your friends... Most everyone is there for being an absolute piece off shit in society, so just because they're being "cool" with you doesn't mean they've instantly found Jesus or something. They're still inherently dangerous deep down, and since everyone starts looking the same, sounding the same, and acting the same like robots after a while, never forget the fact that you have NO IDEA what each one of them are capable of.
      Stay away from gambling, never accept "gifts" from others, and never, ever, EVER borrow something... Just keep your chin up, but your head down, and do your time by flying under the radar and staying out if the bullshit and you'll end up fine. Violate any of these rules, and you'll find out REAL QUICK how the show "Oz" got its storylines. lol

  • @SteffOnTheBeat
    @SteffOnTheBeat 5 лет назад +8

    “Killer...what a fine name that you have sir” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @keker4e
    @keker4e 8 лет назад +10

    Damnnn PrisonShow back at it again with the awesome videos !! Keep it up man i love you !

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +26

      Hell yeah!! EVERYDAY!!!

    • @keker4e
      @keker4e 8 лет назад +10

      AfterPrisonShow Its so nice that you replay to fans !!!

  • @StelmachsWorld
    @StelmachsWorld 8 лет назад +26

    Only guy i watch on a daily basis

  • @qasw287
    @qasw287 8 лет назад +8

    Just knowing that, someone somewhere is wearing donated clothes that came from a prison inmate, just warms my heart.

  • @froey198033
    @froey198033 4 года назад +2

    Man what a difference from Joe's talking from then til now. He's changed a lot.

  • @pakoskicks1876
    @pakoskicks1876 8 лет назад +156

    im going to juvie for 20 days starting tomorrow after court

    • @mrlofii5641
      @mrlofii5641 8 лет назад +1

      Pako'sKicks damn bro what did you do?

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +148

      Good luck to you. Let this be the last time you have to experience something like this. Focus on the positive in this world and in your life!

    • @vodezii
      @vodezii 8 лет назад

      Pako'sKicks for what?

    • @pakoskicks1876
      @pakoskicks1876 8 лет назад +26

      AfterPrisonShow a moment of stupidity destroyed my reputation and i let my family down having straight B's and A's helped reduce my sentence i also had no past criminal history

    • @pakoskicks1876
      @pakoskicks1876 8 лет назад +8

      Mike Knupfer made a mistake

  • @MingaPlays
    @MingaPlays 6 лет назад +258

    i just cant believe they gave 7 years to this man

    • @DetectiveJones
      @DetectiveJones 6 лет назад +38

      he very much deserved it lol have you seen his story as to why he went to prison?

    • @theeflyingcow6443
      @theeflyingcow6443 6 лет назад +114

      LikeABoski what drugs, that’s a victimless crime they should’ve gave him a year

    • @chartfun849
      @chartfun849 6 лет назад +36

      It was the gun that did him in

    • @harryrs7293
      @harryrs7293 6 лет назад +36

      Adam Tamminga judging on how I can get 10 for murder it’s pretty crazy

    • @antonioflores4114
      @antonioflores4114 6 лет назад +15

      Adam Tamminga my uncle murdered his wife and is in prison for 9 more years

  • @MoMo-206
    @MoMo-206 6 лет назад +26

    Should’ve gotten advice from prison Mike” before you went in lol

  • @loboyzchannel3925
    @loboyzchannel3925 5 лет назад +16

    I watch a lot of story tellers lol he explains shit funny as hell 🤣

  • @pucepucecheddar7549
    @pucepucecheddar7549 8 лет назад +109

    "I can only imagine you've gotten this name because you've KILLED SOMEONE".... weeeell fuck

    • @NightMarePlayZ3Isthebest
      @NightMarePlayZ3Isthebest 7 лет назад

      PucePuceCheddar no he didnt he got charged with a non vilolent drug affence and driving with no licence

    • @ReallyKR17
      @ReallyKR17 7 лет назад

      NightMarePlayZ 3 And he had a gun

  • @l3vii143
    @l3vii143 8 лет назад +54

    more prison food videos please keep up good work.

    • @mikejarrett3297
      @mikejarrett3297 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah, i agree.

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +18

      Look for a new one soon!!

    • @l3vii143
      @l3vii143 8 лет назад +1

      Looking forward to it :)

    • @madroon7
      @madroon7 8 лет назад +1

      AfterPrisonShow
      arw you buying most of these ingredients at dollar tree?

  • @kevinstandre
    @kevinstandre 6 лет назад +40

    a good first day story is "Mexicans got on boots."

  • @helenodetroyo7035
    @helenodetroyo7035 11 месяцев назад +1

    If I where in your place.
    Cellmate: "Nice to meet you, they call me killer".
    Me: Nice to meet you too, they call me killer of killers". 🤣

  • @090erick
    @090erick 8 лет назад +29

    Can you do another video if you havent already on fucked up shit prison guards do / corrupt prison guards?

  • @ivirus9005
    @ivirus9005 8 лет назад +5

    Get Joe to 300K! Good Vid

  • @menace2society619
    @menace2society619 6 лет назад +36

    Been to jail a lot and to prison once .2 rules if you want to keep breathing...keep your mouth shut and mind your own business. A couple more I can think of is ALWAYS SAY EXCUSE ME if you come within a foot of anybody, don't accept anything you can't give back on store day .

    • @Axess-sv8nq
      @Axess-sv8nq 6 лет назад +5

      Never, ever, EVER look in someone's cell as you walk by. And definitely don't stare at anyone. Don't 'parachute' into anyone's conversations either.

  • @Guapzilla
    @Guapzilla 5 лет назад +10

    “That’s your celly?!!”😂😂😂

    • @رشيد-الوالي
      @رشيد-الوالي 7 месяцев назад

      LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MYLOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MYLOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MYLOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MYLOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY LOVE 🫵🦋🦋🫵YOU ARE MY

  • @charlotteleininger1935
    @charlotteleininger1935 7 лет назад +10

    you should write a book tbh, I would totally go buy it!

  • @lloell9
    @lloell9 8 лет назад +33

    Wow joe really listens to what we suggest , that's really admirable 😀

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 лет назад +26

      Randy definitely. it's you're input that helps me to create the best content for AfterPrisonShow! 😆

    • @lloell9
      @lloell9 8 лет назад +1

      AfterPrisonShow 😀😀

  • @tylerdaratha1363
    @tylerdaratha1363 7 лет назад +85

    What about a last day of prison video

    • @loveanpeace4eva
      @loveanpeace4eva 6 лет назад +2

      Tyler Daratha he made one. It’s under his video list

    • @dewib1504
      @dewib1504 6 лет назад

      Look up deaths in prison videos,maybe that'll answer your curiosity.

    • @dirtyred246
      @dirtyred246 6 лет назад

      The last 2 days in prison feels like a year. My last week in prison felt like that lol. But I was lucky cause the co's let me out at 4:30am. I was in nc prisons so they are a little different, but most of what he said it on point.

  • @joethebro1238
    @joethebro1238 5 лет назад +25

    How did it feel when you finally got out of prison

    • @mydarkestdays0035
      @mydarkestdays0035 5 лет назад +6

      Sorry for being rude but bro this is a 3 year old video I don't know I think he is not going to see your comment

    • @qp-r2276
      @qp-r2276 5 лет назад +2

      @@mydarkestdays0035 he probably didn't see when the video was released he thinks the video was recent due to the recent comments. Happy new year btw and have a good day brother.

    • @mydarkestdays0035
      @mydarkestdays0035 5 лет назад +2

      @@qp-r2276 thank you sir + plz don't shoot me Michael Townly

    • @mydarkestdays0035
      @mydarkestdays0035 5 лет назад +1

      @@qp-r2276 😂😂

    • @qp-r2276
      @qp-r2276 5 лет назад +2

      @@mydarkestdays0035 we cool homie 🤙🤙😂😂. I should tell Jimmy the Jizzel to use youtube and not Life invader because last time he harrassed a celebrity on life invader they got our IP because he is rich.

  • @Justin-dy7ep
    @Justin-dy7ep 8 лет назад +11

    At college Orientation they show similar videos honestly

  • @SatisfactionTV
    @SatisfactionTV 8 лет назад +26

    Random question: do you watch any other youtubers and if yes which ones?

  • @CSNA4U
    @CSNA4U 7 лет назад +7

    This brings back memories. My experience wasn't so terrible. I played pool, Dungeons and Dragons, kept a garden outside and was part of a class where we got to use computers. But then again, that was Federal Prison. ;)

  • @dimetime99
    @dimetime99 6 лет назад +48

    So, I wasn't gonna post this but the more I thought about it the more reasons I had to post this. It's about my time in an INFAMOUS WEST TENNESSEE JAIL, called MAD COUNTY. It was called MAD COUNTY for 2 reasons. One reason is because it is located in MADISON COUNTY TENNESSEE. The 2nd reason is because it's the most brutal, unforgiving and one of the worst places on earth. I'm not going to go into much detail but give you a damn good idea of the living nightmare this place is. I say is because I assume it hasn't changed since I had my stay.
    I will start with the county blues. First you get a shitty pair of sandals followed by the trustee letting you try on different jump suits, county blues, until you have found one that fits or doesn't fit. Once in you can request blues that fit. You may get a pair that fits in 2 weeks to a month because not one of the deputies are in any hurry to help you no matter what the situation is.
    The living conditions were definitely different than my other 2 stays in the old jail, the jail before MAD COUNTY was built. There were three pods that contained 3 "cells." A pod, B pod and C pod. Each "cell" held 12 to 15 inmates so no one had any privacy at all!! There is a bathroom with no door and a shower with no door or curtain. So, if you had to shit or shower all of your cell mates could see you. Luckily all of the guys I was in with were cool except for one homo that I had to handle for watching me shower. Got 3 days in solitary but it was worth it because he was gone when I got back.
    This place had no TV, no radio or anything. Once a week a trustee brings a cart of books so you can pick some shitty book to read. There's absolutely no rec time or outside time. The only exercise you get is sit ups, push ups etc. If you got tired of sitting on your bunk you walk around the "cell" in circles. The cell is roughly 30' by 30' so it wasn't much of a walk. You can play card games but that, obviously, gets old. Your sleeping habits get ruined completely. This is due to never knowing what time it is except for when they bring you meals. If everyone in your cell lays down to rest at lights out, you won't be able to sleep for several different reasons. They might throw in a new guy sometime while you're sleeping and the new guy will most likely be fucked up on something and bother everybody talking and making noises. Other disruptions come from the other 2 cells in your pod or the guys in A pod and B pod will start making all sorts of noise. I remember one night the guys in B pod started freestylin over a beat someone was playing on one of the 2 table and chairs in the "cell" and that shit was loud!!! That beat that guy was playing was echoing throughout the building, I assume. They must have been directly under us because it was loud as shit!! And this went on for hours. The only thing that I found entertaining was watching the guys in my cell fish with the guys in other "cells" in C pod. Just watching them fish in general was fun to watch but that was it. I'm making this place sound better than it is but I assure you, IT IS HELL!!! Everybody that was spending 11/29 or more were begging to be took to prison. They were begging every deputy that passed by to get them out and on to prison, they were writing notes to the sheriff and other officials begging to get out of MAD COUNTY and on to prison. I witnessed 4 attempted suicides while there. I'm not sure what all of their reasons for doing that was but I do know that a couple of them were due to being in MAD COUNTY. Luckily they failed trying to kill themselves and they did get transported somewhere else that delt with mental issues. Im gonna try to think of a few more things to mention.They keep it colder than shittin there, you can trade certain items from each meal and you do get commissary. I know that this is not about prison and that's why I hesitated posting this. But, I decided to post this because MAD COUNTY was and is one of the WORST places on earth! I don't think it's possible to stress just how terrible this place is with words. Also, the reason I was writing cell like "cell" is because I can't remember what they called your "cell?" Anyway I apologize for any misspelled words or grammarical errors I made in this, I was writing this on my phone.

  • @skydriver1990
    @skydriver1990 7 лет назад +12

    I thought I had stress in my life until I heard this lol.

  • @fearofdark77
    @fearofdark77 8 лет назад +31

    what's the difference between jail & prison?

    • @oofoof1826
      @oofoof1826 8 лет назад +11

      TAP. Studios jail is where they take you when you get arrested it's temporarily and prison is where you go after your sentence where you housed for permanent

    • @fearofdark77
      @fearofdark77 8 лет назад +2

      Oh, I see, thanks!

    • @lilbitofeverything5801
      @lilbitofeverything5801 8 лет назад +2

      TAP. Studios Jail is where you first go for short term, prison is after jail and long term.

    • @Toorin69
      @Toorin69 8 лет назад +1

      Cringemaster 47 damn learn something new ery day

    • @WeLoveDonovan
      @WeLoveDonovan 8 лет назад

      Cringemaster 47 not necessarily.

  • @TheNextLevel11
    @TheNextLevel11 7 лет назад +28

    Very Interesting. Thanks for the story. Stay the F out of there.

  • @Megasigggg
    @Megasigggg 5 лет назад +22

    Im imagining a dude in since the 70s wearing a zuit suit on his way out! 😂🤣

  • @JimmySyndrome182
    @JimmySyndrome182 8 лет назад +13

    what's the difference between jail and prison? I'm not from the us and always thought it was the same thing

    • @Emazing133
      @Emazing133 8 лет назад +19

      JimmySyndrome182 jail is were ur held while going thru court process and prison is were u go when u get convicted as guilty

    • @Emazing133
      @Emazing133 8 лет назад

      Lol...

    • @Emazing133
      @Emazing133 8 лет назад

      This comment turned into something more than I expected...

    • @snowblue2362
      @snowblue2362 8 лет назад

      JimmySyndrome182
      Jail is when the case is in the court...kinda way for you to be out...Prison is when you are stuck after a decision is made.Though if you ve support enough or a good conduct you can plea in prisons ...but thats uncommon.

  • @AppleHelp102
    @AppleHelp102 8 лет назад +18

    Can you explain how you got a job after being released from prison and/or the difficulty in finding someone that would hire you after being locked up?

    • @doodlebob8587
      @doodlebob8587 7 лет назад +5

      AppleHelp102 lol we paying him now 💯

    • @SuperMichall
      @SuperMichall 7 лет назад +1

      the kidd true that! He making good money now

    • @sandman873
      @sandman873 7 лет назад +2

      AppleHelp102 construction get a trade

    • @charliehogan693
      @charliehogan693 7 лет назад

      Kobe Bryant

  • @Hogartth
    @Hogartth 7 лет назад +85

    So don't shank the biggest guy right when I get to lunch?

    • @jasonlancaster3281
      @jasonlancaster3281 7 лет назад +11

      Joey PackedANine no , prison is safer than jail as long as you mind your own business

    • @colec.6477
      @colec.6477 6 лет назад +7

      Jason Lancaster not true at all

    • @jairomontelongo494
      @jairomontelongo494 6 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @joegreen5714
      @joegreen5714 6 лет назад +3

      Looks like he will be shanking you .....based on your avatar pic. He might even think your hair smells Prudy.

    • @dequadrewalton2582
      @dequadrewalton2582 6 лет назад

      Joey PackedANine know just what they want and buy it

  • @cleavisbutkus9373
    @cleavisbutkus9373 5 лет назад +14

    This had me rolling.
    I came inches from going to prison.

    • @youngsharmuta3691
      @youngsharmuta3691 4 года назад +2

      same lol its funny for us who got away and enjoy our freedom but for them not so much lol

  • @liamdaly460
    @liamdaly460 8 лет назад +32

    notification squad assemble

  • @fireandbombs12
    @fireandbombs12 7 лет назад +32

    Do you know how he got the name slick? was it because he was so smooth?

  • @thegayorange2250
    @thegayorange2250 8 лет назад +31

    Is there a "last day in prison" yet?

    • @adefx1500
      @adefx1500 7 лет назад +3

      IXPHANTOMXI360 yes boi

  • @robertquinn1945
    @robertquinn1945 2 месяца назад

    I’ve done a little over a month in jail I couldn’t imagine going to prison ugh 😣 glad you changed your life around joe😊😊😊😊!!!!!