RT man lol I always liked the old heads that tell that old story of how they walked in and hit the biggest dude they saw so noone would test them again... Lmao like yeah alright bro, I betcha did CTFU
This comment won the internet for today. I'm a pretty big and fast dude, I spent most of the 2000's in California prisons. I always thought I was a big bad motherfucker until I found myself on a III yard. I'll never forget when I got kicked in the face with state boots for the first time. Or the first time I got the shit stomped out of me until I puked. I learned quick to make sure shit was important before I got all worked up about something.
i met my girl after they transferred me to work release so i would get my phone 11-7 night shift working at a hotel she would come and visit and she ended up riding out the next 9 months with me, they even let me come for a month early on (house arrest) due to corona and my mother asked her to move in my fam loves her and she took care of my daughter like her own while i was gone i’m home now and shits still goin smoove
I did 7 1/2 months with no problems and I'm a very quiet person. I just told people I suffer from social anxiety and depression and nobody bothered me there and just left me alone.
Not going to lie......the first time when I went to the penitentiary in illinois, we were putting on our yellow transport jumpsuits, this little white guy asked me have I ever been to the joint before and I told him no and then he asked me was I'm plugged meaning was I plugged with a gang, which I replied no again. Well I m not going to lie, I was kinda scared bc I didn't know what to expect but the kid was like we're leaving Cook County Jail, so the hard part is over with. He said the joint was cool bc now we're actually bidding (counting time until your release date), and the one thing that I took away from our conversation that still remains with me until this very day was, " you will be ok as long as u respect yourself and don't disrespect anyone". I've done two bids and on both bids I've always followed that rule.
@@kyleandersen6879 u better handle that shit.....but back then u had to be careful, bc if u weren't plugged into an organization, and the person that disrespected was then he could have him and his mob on your ass. If u are plugged, whoever calling it from your organization would have to talk with whoever calling it from dude organization to get it squashed to prevent kicking off a riot. I always said that u are a man before u are anything else, so that's what I mean by respect yourself. If someone disrespect u, u better check him and let them know what's up and back it up. U can do that without being disrespectful, u are a man before u are anything else. Muthafuckas are going to respect u.
@schnappspapi in Illinois it's the gangs that structure all politics. From what phones everyone uses, it's always going to be a folks phone, a people phone, and a neutron (neutral) phone. Back then no matter where ever u walked like chow or the yard ......People were always at the front, neutrons was always in the middle of the line, and folks were always in the back of the line. Everything was structured to prevent riots from kicking off. In some places they even had someone calling it for neutrons. I knew some neutrons that was about it, they just didn't gang bang.
@@sw789 yeah if you want it to be blatantly obvious you shanked them then you don't, but if you want to make it less suspicious, being close to someone will definitely not look as suspect.
Yeah and they'll be the first to have a beat red face with teary puff out eyes the minute a confrontation comes there way. Never go for work related help with these kinds of people. They'll be hyping you up to stab or jump whoever you're having a problem with AND AT WORK.
Unfortunately I was this guy when I went to jail for 30 days on a probation violation. My first week, I was detoxing from drugs and just constantly crying about my 30 days around guys who were facing serious charges and I’m lucky they all liked me or else I woulda got beat tf up!
I was an arrogant young kid when I first got sentenced to prison. I thought of the prison sentence as I was hard or something I could scare people with little did I realize after having 2 older bunk mates who both had life sentences talk to me I soon realized this wasn’t where I wanted to be . They gave me assistance life lessons and told me to enjoy my life in the free world and to leave all my anger at the world in prison . Them guys saved my life and I have since got a great job family house etc all because of those lifers
I love that part where joe was like "you're in the shower 🚿 trying to hide those tears 😭" and the noise he made and sounded like an animal. "Oo we aaahhh"
One of the funniest things I seen was a 7 ft tall black dude with dreads coming in screaming and crying pleading he wasn't suppose to be there he didn't do anything for about ten mins till he got sent to the hole seen him the next day going to court bragging about his charges to his boys
I was the distant one that didnt get involved with anything like a ghost. Had no cellie and minded my own business. Nobody really noticed me and I was only in for 3 months
Lessons I learned on the road to becoming a high level martial artist. 1. Size don't mean shit, unless a big dude knows his shit too then you're in trouble. 2. Most people who know how to fight don't start fights because....(see point 3) 3. You never know who knows what. I regularly send guys twice my size flying through the air and might still get choked out by a girl I outweigh by 30 lbs. My advice, don't talk violence unless you're field tested and ready to back it up at the drop of a dime without fear of repercussions Real tough guys don't talk
Ok now real tough guys don’t talk is a crock of shit too I am not scared of a man if that makes since but a situation gets you killed so you have to think before you act or your just an idiot don’t care if your tough
@@jasonsigle9861 Some people are dangerous and crazy. Doesn't necessarily make them tough but I'll give you that its not smart to believe in absolutes. Treat each situation as its own. It's just my experience that the most dangerous people (who aren't crazy) don't go around announcing how dangerous they are.
Joe, you forgot about the dudes who are so strung out on drugs that they either sleep for a week, or don't sleep for a week. I only went to jail for 45 days, but I literally don't remember the first 5 days besides when they dragged me to court and flashes of eating horrible food as if it were Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish. After that, I became the didnt do it guy.
Ahhh, the Ole "1 step system" Step 1; go through wd's cold turkey on a steel bunk or concrete floor in a pod with a dozen other people in the room. Shit really sucks when you get the post-dope shits and you stinking up the whole dorm with liquid shits and gut rot lmaooooooo After that first cold-sweaty week its all good. But till that shits outta your system. The whole block is gonna hate you and you're gonna hate the whole block lmfao
@@roscoej4470 Yeah. I basically didn't sleep for an entire month before I got arrested. Once I got into general population, I passed out. Every meal, the CO'S were usually nice enough to yell at me loud enough that I'd wake up. I'd eat it as fast as possible and pass out again. I got arrested on a Friday, I woke up on Tuesday around 8pm and introduced myself to the 7 other guys in my bay.
Knew several, we called em Zombies. I saw one the other day looking like the Walking Dead. Shame on you, taking your grandma's pain pills when she needs em.
I booked in a “news guy” was accused of killing his grandmother. He told me about 30 times he didn’t do it. And damn if he didn’t do it. It was his mother, the daughter of the woman who was killed who did it. And this kid was really in school like he said he was...
Then why did these dumb cops arrest him in the first place if he in school no probable cause periodt. Hope the kid sued for false arrest and putting him in danger under false charges
Bet you slept with one eye open...otherwise you wouldn't be alive to type that...some are just plain born with bad wiring between thier ears...best to just keep a wide berth .
@@ebeneezerscrooge2942 I was in the Feds for 7 years.....and all 3 spots I was at served brunch for Saturday and sunday, always eggs potatoes, either pancakes or waffles....heard so many stories of how the food was better in the Feds, 1000% lie lol
I like you, Joe. Have learned most all I know about prison from you. and it's always nice to see you posting these videos. And you know what, let people criticize. it's usually the ones that have no idea what it takes to do some of the stuff you did.
@Mick Morley wow it looks like he did... or has someone doing it. CC button wasn't available. RUclips lets you do your own CC or have auto-CC done via speech recognition.
It’s amazing seeing how far you’ve come, been watching this channel since 100k subs and you seem like you’re doing so much better we can see you growing everyday
You're right, but I'm scared 😨 that the RUclips fame is changing him, it hurts me when I look on other people channels and they mention joe, they say how is like a state trooper, when I red that it saddened me
The “ima get my weight up” guy. Yooooooooo! Ima get my weight yooo, Ima hit the weights and come out husky yooooo, yoooooo ima just eat peanut butter and workout yo, all chi work, all protein work, yoooooo ima get husky yooo, ima get it in yooo! Yoooooooo! I can’t wait to hit the yard. Yooooo! This guy will ask every guard when we get yard, when we get gym, when we get rec, if they sell protein powder and ask every inmate the same question. Annoying as fuck.
I've been binging your videos the last couple evenings and I have to say (with the _utmost_ respect, for real) that you are _especially_ funny when you dial things down ever so slightly. I dunno if you were consciously trying to get a little more serious or personal, but your delivery in this video was on point.
ITS SO SIMPLE JOE...YOU GET LOVE FROM EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU SPREAD LOVE AND KINDNESS ALWAYS TO YOUR VIEWERS!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU GAVE JOE!!! Youre different,special,kind and FKN REAL❤ !! Thats why in my humble opinion youre the best T.V host on RUclips❤😂
@Nonya BiZz uhm, im fairly sure thats a guy in drag in that profile picture my friend. I'm not making a judgment on either that individual or even you for being attracted, but just stating what looks to be the case.
Dude! You're hilarious!! Great info and good production. Something I've noticed about you and other ex-cons is your honesty about yourselves. Really impressive.
When I was in prison the loudmouths were never a threat. Be afraid of a quiet person..... Also, snitches... as said in this video anyone can be a snitch. I made a mistake once talking a bit louder in the gym about some contrabands. Guess what, within 15 minutes after we finished the training I was thrown in the hole. There was 6 prisoners in the gym at the time, could have been anyone and they all act like your friends. Never found out who. So, never talk about your case, or about illegal stuff.
Eminem used to live 5 blocks from me and my brother in law used to own his old house he didn't open the door when mtv and Eminem came to the house....he told Eminem he would open door for 1000 dollars 😆 🤣
Ive only done some County time. I have been in fir some minor violent offense like battery, assault, threatening. Ive also been charged with disorderly. I dont mess with anyone and mind my own business. But i definitely didnt take any shit from anyone, or have anyone take anything from me without fighting
Man I remember when you only had a couple thousand subs. Long time lurker and it’s crazy to see how far you’ve blown up since your prison cuisine videos in the beginning
When I was locked up, my first day I walked in and there was a box of Little Debbie's on my bunk. Thankfully I was already warned while I was in CRC and not eat them.
You forgot to mention "the withdrawaler" the person that comes in the cell just sick as a dog from withdrawing. Always on the toilet, stuff coming up from both ends... Not in prison but def saw this in the holding cell at the jail. Nice video though.
There's always the guy in county who's always talking about his case and "what do you thinks going to happen" who is always accompanied by the jail house lawyer who will proceed to tell them exactly what the states going to offer and what they should do....but this guy is super annoying because all he wants to do is talk about his case and is always minimizing his involvement in the case...smh...the type of guy you try to avoid sitting next to at all costs.
@@jasonsigle9861anytime I got a new pad mate I would say to him...we are now going to do a reenactment of the potting shed scene from scum...guess which part you'll be playing 😜 a nice icebreaker for the new recruits
I'm laying in the hospital dying laughing at the victim bit. 1. It's so true 2. That's what we all be thinking when someone say that b.s. Dead af🤣🤣🤣👊 Edit: I'm seriously in e.r. right now laid up.
This legit happened to me. She threw an alarm clock and hit me in the back of the head as I was walking away. Pissed me off so bad, I ran back to where she was (mistake), picked her up and laid her on the bed, on her back, held her down until she promised not to try to hurt me anymore. As soon as I let her up, she ran across the street and called 911. The senior officer that came told me that he believed me, but, since there weren't any scratches on either of us, he had to take whomever didn't called 911. Messed up system, sometimes.
@@gradyhwilliamson6408 same but she cut me with a kitchen knife. Case was dropped. I couldnt even hit her with the restraining order... bc I'm 6'6" 240 lbs and shes 5'2 110lbs
@@MaryTheresa1986 I had no idea that I was getting arrested. That was the last time that I "believed" in the system. My daughter, who was 6 mos. old at the time, was in her walker, so I just held her until the cops got there.
I was a victim guy, but didn't play the victim guy. Charges dropped pretty quickly, but I just kept quiet best I could and didn't try to make any waves. Was way outside of my comfort zone, and couple people cued in on it, but I just did my best to swerve them.
My first 3 days in county I spent most of my time in my bunk..guards had to force me to go get a tray, and I just gave it to whoever wanted it...after that first 3 days though it wasn't so bad lol
I had a dude come up to me on the yard asking all kinds of fish questions. When I asked him how much time he got he said, "two days." I told him to go take a nap and by the time he woke up he'd be leaving.
I've been watching you for a very long time Joe and I like you. You're for real and serious about making your life better. I can relate because I have done the same.
!!!! Omgoodness I absolutely love it when you do these "the type of" videos!! I just wish you didn't feel the need to have to explain yourself and apologise etc. you are always at your best when your just riffin.... But i understand that you don't want to hurt, offend, or alienate any of your fans!! But this was a good one darlin!!!! Can't wait for the next countdown!!!! Omgoodness
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sorry for the late upload. been grinding today. video starts out with a few shout outs. but if you want to skip that. Timestamp 3:11
Love your videos man love from scotland
Thx
Hey joe I love your videos been watching since the very first video we’re you showed how to make a prison tattoo gun
Joe you need too make an animation. A comedy of a prisoner in journey from a level 1, working his way up too a level 5.
And Buddy,Keep it real like this one
EDP prolly watching this like👀📝
🤭🤭
I've heard kid diddlers have it rough
His XXXXXL Junie Cakes are fucked
Ay Fist Bump👊
@@josebatxu32 rough is an understatement...
I’ve found out that almost every crazy story ever starts with “I was smoking crack”
Reminds me of an old Sopranos quote.
"Let's do it before the crank wears off."
@@rileyrenger2795 Fuckin Jackie Jr
Seemed like just about every story I heard started out. I or we were "high as fuck."
I got crazy stories and never smoked crack!
@@jrreedve2825 shooting it instead?
One thing I learned while locked up.... the Bigger they are, the Harder they Hit
Haha... Swore you were feeling to go with the old cliche (harder they fall) and you flipped it on us last min.... Good shit Fam!!
RT man lol I always liked the old heads that tell that old story of how they walked in and hit the biggest dude they saw so noone would test them again... Lmao like yeah alright bro, I betcha did CTFU
🤣🤣
This comment won the internet for today. I'm a pretty big and fast dude, I spent most of the 2000's in California prisons. I always thought I was a big bad motherfucker until I found myself on a III yard. I'll never forget when I got kicked in the face with state boots for the first time. Or the first time I got the shit stomped out of me until I puked. I learned quick to make sure shit was important before I got all worked up about something.
Always good to watch when the small guy talks big toward the big guy, they don’t know the reality of violence
i met my girl after they transferred me to work release so i would get my phone 11-7 night shift working at a hotel she would come and visit and she ended up riding out the next 9 months with me, they even let me come for a month early on (house arrest) due to corona and my mother asked her to move in my fam loves her and she took care of my daughter like her own while i was gone i’m home now and shits still goin smoove
Do you want to be my friend in prison? 🤔
She sounds like a keeper. Good luck when you get out and God Bless you on all of your future endeavors 🙏
Keep winning brother.
keep going on strong brother🤟🏻
Do her the biggest favor and become a great guy who will never need to be locked up again, you and her deserve it
I did 7 1/2 months with no problems and I'm a very quiet person. I just told people I suffer from social anxiety and depression and nobody bothered me there and just left me alone.
Hope you doing better bro
Dumb question and sorry to ask but what's it like?
whats it like there mang
In a county jail or real prison? Don't know anybody who ever did that small of amount of time for state.
@@racc8050 lock yourself in your bathroom for a day.. shut the door and stay in there all day.. That's what jail is like
Joe: Make sure you never do this in prison
Me knowing I will never go to prison: Yes
We never know
I might, you might we don't know
Plenty of innocent people in jail and prison. You could also be innocent and be stuck in jail for months to years fighting the charges against you.
The chances may be low but they are never zero 🤣
Oooh, why did you say that 😅😬🤐
I noticed how calm you've gotten since 2-3 years ago grown grown joe
Post traumatic experience....
Resonates with myself 💓💓🙏
Not going to lie......the first time when I went to the penitentiary in illinois, we were putting on our yellow transport jumpsuits, this little white guy asked me have I ever been to the joint before and I told him no and then he asked me was I'm plugged meaning was I plugged with a gang, which I replied no again. Well I m not going to lie, I was kinda scared bc I didn't know what to expect but the kid was like we're leaving Cook County Jail, so the hard part is over with. He said the joint was cool bc now we're actually bidding (counting time until your release date), and the one thing that I took away from our conversation that still remains with me until this very day was, " you will be ok as long as u respect yourself and don't disrespect anyone". I've done two bids and on both bids I've always followed that rule.
What if someone disrespects you then? You disrespect em back or what?
Cook county is by far the absolute worst.
@@Bullntheheather My dad was an AIDS educator for Cook County prisons. Weird job.
@@kyleandersen6879 u better handle that shit.....but back then u had to be careful, bc if u weren't plugged into an organization, and the person that disrespected was then he could have him and his mob on your ass. If u are plugged, whoever calling it from your organization would have to talk with whoever calling it from dude organization to get it squashed to prevent kicking off a riot. I always said that u are a man before u are anything else, so that's what I mean by respect yourself. If someone disrespect u, u better check him and let them know what's up and back it up. U can do that without being disrespectful, u are a man before u are anything else. Muthafuckas are going to respect u.
@schnappspapi in Illinois it's the gangs that structure all politics. From what phones everyone uses, it's always going to be a folks phone, a people phone, and a neutron (neutral) phone. Back then no matter where ever u walked like chow or the yard ......People were always at the front, neutrons was always in the middle of the line, and folks were always in the back of the line. Everything was structured to prevent riots from kicking off. In some places they even had someone calling it for neutrons. I knew some neutrons that was about it, they just didn't gang bang.
That was probably the best “dive” bit in the history of APS, not joking.
Agree completely. I laughed pretty hard.
The "good guy" tries to act friendly so they can shank you
The snake 🐍 type. Too many of them
Its not like you need to be friendly with someone to shank them
@@sw789 it's allot easier if you are though
@@sw789 yeah if you want it to be blatantly obvious you shanked them then you don't, but if you want to make it less suspicious, being close to someone will definitely not look as suspect.
@@TheGauges420 not being YOUR friend in jail🤣
You meet these same people at work 😂
Yessss the type who say "I don't take shit from anyone, I tell the supervisor and manager to fuck off" haha, of course you do mateyy
Yeah and they'll be the first to have a beat red face with teary puff out eyes the minute a confrontation comes there way. Never go for work related help with these kinds of people. They'll be hyping you up to stab or jump whoever you're having a problem with AND AT WORK.
Tough guy walks into your job
Me (yo you bout to be stupid annoying)
Especially if you work at....
A prison?
What's the difference?
Yeah, the quickest way to the hospital is cryin' about your 30 days, when the guy next to you is about to do a decade.
I dont know how it works where you live but in Michigan anyone doing less than a year and a day go to jail not prison
@@urrealdadlolololol4204 It is the same here, but everyone is in jail first.
@@urrealdadlolololol4204 in Michigan they go straight to prison even when they're still fighting their case?
Unfortunately I was this guy when I went to jail for 30 days on a probation violation. My first week, I was detoxing from drugs and just constantly crying about my 30 days around guys who were facing serious charges and I’m lucky they all liked me or else I woulda got beat tf up!
I was an arrogant young kid when I first got sentenced to prison. I thought of the prison sentence as I was hard or something I could scare people with little did I realize after having 2 older bunk mates who both had life sentences talk to me I soon realized this wasn’t where I wanted to be . They gave me assistance life lessons and told me to enjoy my life in the free world and to leave all my anger at the world in prison . Them guys saved my life and I have since got a great job family house etc all because of those lifers
I doubt I'd do anything stupid enough to get locked up, but on the off chance that it occurs, I imagine I'd be the quiet type
Ive never been prison ever but based on the videos I’ve watched on prison that probably the best type to be
Same here maaan
I love that part where joe was like "you're in the shower 🚿 trying to hide those tears 😭" and the noise he made and sounded like an animal. "Oo we aaahhh"
Joe: the only youtuber that makes a video consisting of a prison shower as his backdrop
Thanks!
I like the change of how the vid is presented its a good change and strangely calming
One of the funniest things I seen was a 7 ft tall black dude with dreads coming in screaming and crying pleading he wasn't suppose to be there he didn't do anything for about ten mins till he got sent to the hole seen him the next day going to court bragging about his charges to his boys
I was the distant one that didnt get involved with anything like a ghost. Had no cellie and minded my own business. Nobody really noticed me and I was only in for 3 months
No cellie. For three months. How did you pull that? I've never had a cell to myself for more than 3or5dsys. Explain that please.
@@macmike5384 psych patient or pc
@@piffdaddy7661 exactly...
Alone for 3 months is Psych, PC, or confinement or threat to the safety of the institution.
Only people I ever saw in solo cells
@@nathancullins9301 yes sir. No main line. Hellz no.
Lessons I learned on the road to becoming a high level martial artist.
1. Size don't mean shit, unless a big dude knows his shit too then you're in trouble.
2. Most people who know how to fight don't start fights because....(see point 3)
3. You never know who knows what. I regularly send guys twice my size flying through the air and might still get choked out by a girl I outweigh by 30 lbs.
My advice, don't talk violence unless you're field tested and ready to back it up at the drop of a dime without fear of repercussions
Real tough guys don't talk
Very true
Ok now real tough guys don’t talk is a crock of shit too I am not scared of a man if that makes since but a situation gets you killed so you have to think before you act or your just an idiot don’t care if your tough
@@jasonsigle9861 Some people are dangerous and crazy. Doesn't necessarily make them tough but I'll give you that its not smart to believe in absolutes. Treat each situation as its own. It's just my experience that the most dangerous people (who aren't crazy) don't go around announcing how dangerous they are.
@@GuerrillaGorilla023 well said sir
You just did a lot of talkin.
Big respect from Dublin Ireland Joe. Thanks for the awesome channel. Keep it up!
I've been rocking with APS since the beginning. Love the channel and Joe seems like a good guy. Joe, keep up the great work and God bless, brother
Joe, you forgot about the dudes who are so strung out on drugs that they either sleep for a week, or don't sleep for a week.
I only went to jail for 45 days, but I literally don't remember the first 5 days besides when they dragged me to court and flashes of eating horrible food as if it were Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish.
After that, I became the didnt do it guy.
Was you the guy strung out and slept for a week? Is that why you can't remember the first 5 days? Lol
And I'm legit curious too, not tryna be a dick.
@@roscoej4470 yeah withdrawals are no joke even at home i couldn't imagine a worse hell than doing that 8n jail
Ahhh, the Ole "1 step system"
Step 1; go through wd's cold turkey on a steel bunk or concrete floor in a pod with a dozen other people in the room.
Shit really sucks when you get the post-dope shits and you stinking up the whole dorm with liquid shits and gut rot lmaooooooo
After that first cold-sweaty week its all good. But till that shits outta your system. The whole block is gonna hate you and you're gonna hate the whole block lmfao
@@roscoej4470 Yeah. I basically didn't sleep for an entire month before I got arrested. Once I got into general population, I passed out. Every meal, the CO'S were usually nice enough to yell at me loud enough that I'd wake up. I'd eat it as fast as possible and pass out again.
I got arrested on a Friday, I woke up on Tuesday around 8pm and introduced myself to the 7 other guys in my bay.
Knew several, we called em Zombies. I saw one the other day looking like the Walking Dead. Shame on you, taking your grandma's pain pills when she needs em.
I booked in a “news guy” was accused of killing his grandmother. He told me about 30 times he didn’t do it. And damn if he didn’t do it. It was his mother, the daughter of the woman who was killed who did it. And this kid was really in school like he said he was...
Then why did these dumb cops arrest him in the first place if he in school no probable cause periodt. Hope the kid sued for false arrest and putting him in danger under false charges
I think if that was true they would have checked with the school to see if he was at school either them or his lawyer.
Bet you slept with one eye open...otherwise you wouldn't be alive to type that...some are just plain born with bad wiring between thier ears...best to just keep a wide berth .
That sounds like it WAS A VERY DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, lasting generations.
I actually saw a guy get seriously beat down over that remote...
Did they serve pancakes where you were at? Did they let y’all eat pancakes? Like for breakfast? On the weekends.
@@ebeneezerscrooge2942l hate pancakes.
Is he ok? 😢
@@philipfarley6680 I hate em too. Dont taste bad but boy is it a terrible way to start off the day. Make me feel like straight dogshit
@@ebeneezerscrooge2942 I was in the Feds for 7 years.....and all 3 spots I was at served brunch for Saturday and sunday, always eggs potatoes, either pancakes or waffles....heard so many stories of how the food was better in the Feds, 1000% lie lol
I was the “I know what I did, let’s get this over with” guy.
Damn bro. You got me.
@@Punkpsychobilly Keep it up, stand tall for what you believe in.
@@aidankarr2345 he tried to out pizza the hut
Me too. The second time
I'm so early the soap hasn't hit the floor yet
U waiting for that aren't u, in the corner of shower until water gets cold. Throwing bread crumbs in the shower to attract the birds.....😅🤣😂
IT'S AMAZING JUST HOW ON THE NOSE THESE ARE, I did a short stent and even in that amount of time I met these plus some!
Loving the calmer speech Joe. Looks good on ya🙂
I like you, Joe. Have learned most all I know about prison from you. and it's always nice to see you posting these videos. And you know what, let people criticize. it's usually the ones that have no idea what it takes to do some of the stuff you did.
1.1k views in less than 10 minutes, That's alot of Loyal Fans
for a million subs he should have 50k + EASILY dude this channel is dying
Do you understand the word "loyal"
@@captainfancypants4933 and yet you’re still commenting. Stop hatin 🛑
This was a really good video Joe. Really enjoyed it.
@AfterPrisonShow
2:48 Why don't you enable the closed captioning feature on your videos? It can only increase your audience!
@Mick Morley wow it looks like he did... or has someone doing it. CC button wasn't available. RUclips lets you do your own CC or have auto-CC done via speech recognition.
ANOTHER SHOW JOE!!! 28:03 JOE DOES PRISON TRAUMA😂
Theres a Million "JOE DOES TITLES"PM me ...I domt even know what that means😂
That turtle suit is no fun, absolutely humiliating.
Yoo I went thru the same bs. they straight dehumanize you . I called it the Trojan jacket.
Hate that damn thing. Got it in the county jail. Worst experience in by far
Picklesuit?
Greenbean suit here
When he said you dont even know you are going to prison but will. That shut scared me 😂 i was like nahhhh ima chill tonight
I was a pod boss day one. Just playin. Never served time. Just like hearing others experiences. It keeps my nose clean.
Nonya BiZz. I’m kinfolk
I was the enforcer for the chicanos. True fact. 100% real. Definitely.
Very good,man.
@Nonya BiZz that's great. What does it have to do with the price of tea in China though?
Im so glad you found a way to sound enthusiastic without yelling at the camera. Always love ur vids Joe.
It’s amazing seeing how far you’ve come, been watching this channel since 100k subs and you seem like you’re doing so much better we can see you growing everyday
you can tell the quality got better too
You're right, but I'm scared 😨 that the RUclips fame is changing him, it hurts me when I look on other people channels and they mention joe, they say how is like a state trooper, when I red that it saddened me
He will always be a loser criminal convict
Joe your definitely going back to prison because you just murked my ass with 24:49😂😂😂!!!
The “ima get my weight up” guy. Yooooooooo! Ima get my weight yooo, Ima hit the weights and come out husky yooooo, yoooooo ima just eat peanut butter and workout yo, all chi work, all protein work, yoooooo ima get husky yooo, ima get it in yooo! Yoooooooo! I can’t wait to hit the yard. Yooooo!
This guy will ask every guard when we get yard, when we get gym, when we get rec, if they sell protein powder and ask every inmate the same question. Annoying as fuck.
I've been binging your videos the last couple evenings and I have to say (with the _utmost_ respect, for real) that you are _especially_ funny when you dial things down ever so slightly. I dunno if you were consciously trying to get a little more serious or personal, but your delivery in this video was on point.
I just found out about him. I like his delivery too
Dude I’m dead yoo lmao like the part about your girl’s parents smokin crack and getting you to give them your car dude omg 💀
ITS SO SIMPLE JOE...YOU GET LOVE FROM EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU SPREAD LOVE AND KINDNESS ALWAYS TO YOUR VIEWERS!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU GAVE JOE!!! Youre different,special,kind and FKN REAL❤ !! Thats why in my humble opinion youre the best T.V host on RUclips❤😂
Thanks for the videos joe we appreciate the time u put in
"Crazy story, I'll never forget" Lary lawton 2.0
Any of you royally miss the “DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE” 😔 yeah me too
I do
I miss. Lets diveeeee rite into it
I did think it was tradition
But We just got our outro back lol
No. Its annoying and I don't get what's so special about it.
This guy looks like if Gary Owen had a criminal record.
Sorry for the late upload?? Only been a few minutes lol
Got to be on time.
If parole officers teach you one thing, it's the importance of being on time 👌
@@AfterPrisonShow keep up the good work joe and don't get streesed out if your a couple of minutes late for a video
@@AfterPrisonShow lol dude you good we will be here whenever you upload I'm watching this at 1:25 a.m. lol
@Nonya BiZz uhm, im fairly sure thats a guy in drag in that profile picture my friend. I'm not making a judgment on either that individual or even you for being attracted, but just stating what looks to be the case.
Dude! You're hilarious!! Great info and good production. Something I've noticed about you and other ex-cons is your honesty about yourselves. Really impressive.
When I was in prison the loudmouths were never a threat. Be afraid of a quiet person..... Also, snitches... as said in this video anyone can be a snitch. I made a mistake once talking a bit louder in the gym about some contrabands. Guess what, within 15 minutes after we finished the training I was thrown in the hole. There was 6 prisoners in the gym at the time, could have been anyone and they all act like your friends. Never found out who. So, never talk about your case, or about illegal stuff.
Contrabands???
Dude is beyond hilarious! *subscribed!*
Eminem used to live 5 blocks from me and my brother in law used to own his old house he didn't open the door when mtv and Eminem came to the house....he told Eminem he would open door for 1000 dollars 😆 🤣
I guess your brother in law wasn't an Eminem fan then??? 🤣🤣🤣 Their fault for not contacting him in advance
@@alejandrosantos303 yup lol
If he wants to scare Eminem away all he has to do is answer the door with a 'Triumph The Insult Comic Dog' puppet. 😂
You have some awesome supporters here. Love the channel.
Going to Upstate tomorrow, gonna be serving 33 years. This was very helpful, wish me luck!
Dude.....run!
It was worth it, stand fpr what you believe in.
🙏🙏
@@22ndaccountduetocensorship57 what a stupid thing to say
Hands down the funniest one I’ve seen yet. Thank you, Subscribed
My man is somewhere between the celebrity & OG
Ive only done some County time. I have been in fir some minor violent offense like battery, assault, threatening. Ive also been charged with disorderly. I dont mess with anyone and mind my own business. But i definitely didnt take any shit from anyone, or have anyone take anything from me without fighting
I shouldn’t laugh but the shock and awe guy skit was hilarious.
Been watching for a hot minute and I think your getting funnier bro . Kept grinding it works on me man
What's hot minute?
Man I remember when you only had a couple thousand subs. Long time lurker and it’s crazy to see how far you’ve blown up since your prison cuisine videos in the beginning
When I was locked up, my first day I walked in and there was a box of Little Debbie's on my bunk. Thankfully I was already warned while I was in CRC and not eat them.
Or your ass would've been in debt to some jerk
@@danielshaw2701 exactly, that's what I was warned up while I was at CRC. It was most likely the best advice anyone has ever given me.
What did you do with them after you knew not to eat them?
My first time i was def the shock and awe guy😂😂😂😂😂😂Excepts for the booty bandit part😂😂😂
The snickers guy impression got me😂 thanks joe for all your awesome videos
I was definitely the quiet observer guy.
Same
I was the “so manic they put me in isolation from day one guy “
You forgot to mention "the withdrawaler" the person that comes in the cell just sick as a dog from withdrawing. Always on the toilet, stuff coming up from both ends... Not in prison but def saw this in the holding cell at the jail. Nice video though.
There's always the guy in county who's always talking about his case and "what do you thinks going to happen" who is always accompanied by the jail house lawyer who will proceed to tell them exactly what the states going to offer and what they should do....but this guy is super annoying because all he wants to do is talk about his case and is always minimizing his involvement in the case...smh...the type of guy you try to avoid sitting next to at all costs.
Haaaa yeah annoying I always find a dude with a chill vibe so we can laugh at what’s happening in our lifes
dude frr
@@jasonsigle9861anytime I got a new pad mate I would say to him...we are now going to do a reenactment of the potting shed scene from scum...guess which part you'll be playing 😜 a nice icebreaker for the new recruits
I'm laying in the hospital dying laughing at the victim bit.
1. It's so true
2. That's what we all be thinking when someone say that b.s.
Dead af🤣🤣🤣👊
Edit: I'm seriously in e.r. right now laid up.
You survive?
You do an awesome job in your videos, one can see you passion. Keep up the great work
The victim: she hit me, I called 911 but, I'm the one arrested
This legit happened to me. She threw an alarm clock and hit me in the back of the head as I was walking away. Pissed me off so bad, I ran back to where she was (mistake), picked her up and laid her on the bed, on her back, held her down until she promised not to try to hurt me anymore. As soon as I let her up, she ran across the street and called 911. The senior officer that came told me that he believed me, but, since there weren't any scratches on either of us, he had to take whomever didn't called 911. Messed up system, sometimes.
@@gradyhwilliamson6408 same but she cut me with a kitchen knife. Case was dropped. I couldnt even hit her with the restraining order... bc I'm 6'6" 240 lbs and shes 5'2 110lbs
@@gradyhwilliamson6408 If you were going to get arrested anyway, you may as well have punched her. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
@@MaryTheresa1986 I had no idea that I was getting arrested. That was the last time that I "believed" in the system. My daughter, who was 6 mos. old at the time, was in her walker, so I just held her until the cops got there.
That happens all the time. I know no fewer than four people that’s happened to.
I remember when bro just got out barely posting, now look at my boy 1 mil subs congrats g📈
Shout out to joe for giving shout outs. Shout out to me for shouting out joe for giving shout outs.
Shout out to you for shouting out joe for giving shout outs and shouting your self out shout out to everyone.
That is some next level shit
Just got off work enjoying my dinner glad this showed up love your videos man keep it up
Real people don't have to say that they're real 😂🤣
@@lovedaddy1582 😐
@@lovedaddy1582 R. Kelly style huh
19:04 made me LOL so hard
I was a victim guy, but didn't play the victim guy. Charges dropped pretty quickly, but I just kept quiet best I could and didn't try to make any waves. Was way outside of my comfort zone, and couple people cued in on it, but I just did my best to swerve them.
My first 3 days in county I spent most of my time in my bunk..guards had to force me to go get a tray, and I just gave it to whoever wanted it...after that first 3 days though it wasn't so bad lol
Joe are you gonna talk about women beaters in prison ? Nah don't worry prison junkie got that topic covered tomorrow at 6 p.m don't miss it
boii thoo
Love love love your videos bro..awesome talent
I've been "The Normie" some of the time, and, I've been "The Change-up" before.
Great video joe
When he said " I got to much time 30 days" I literally fell out my chair laughing. Not cause it was funny just cause I saw this so much. Haha
Did you hear it when you were doing your thirty days? May I ask...
@@macmike5384 haha no I wish I ever only had 30 days.
I had a dude come up to me on the yard asking all kinds of fish questions. When I asked him how much time he got he said, "two days." I told him to go take a nap and by the time he woke up he'd be leaving.
Anyways everyone was extremely nice to me and respectful. Thank you for your wisdom God bless you and your loved once
Say it ain’t so Joe! You beat women or nah?
He's got a video out where he talks to his ex on the phone. She says in that video that it's not true.
When I was first going to prison on the bus, I was scared shitless. Literally. I shat myself
I like how you snuck that Nate Robinson KO in there.
Well done Joe, both informative and funny! Have a great night 🙃
Still giving shout outs with over a million subs? 👍🏼 Gosh, I remember when this channel didn't even have 100,000, now it's over 1,000,000?! Well done!
This was a whole trip and I'm glad I watched. A+ primo content here. Better than most.
I've been watching you for a very long time Joe and I like you. You're for real and serious about making your life better. I can relate because I have done the same.
Another classic. Another banger.
Hey joe I love your channel man you are hilarious. You have worked really hard to get where you are good job joe!!!
I added that to my list of shows to watch on netflix "60 days in". This video was very educational. 😅
I was the standoffish one sitting back taking it all in checking everything out
The chameleon. When in Rome do as they do
Did you make a bf?
!!!! Omgoodness I absolutely love it when you do these "the type of" videos!! I just wish you didn't feel the need to have to explain yourself and apologise etc. you are always at your best when your just riffin.... But i understand that you don't want to hurt, offend, or alienate any of your fans!! But this was a good one darlin!!!! Can't wait for the next countdown!!!! Omgoodness
You should mention the story teller, who’s got a 1000 crazy ass stories lol
Fucking Dave... I miss that fucker
Hope you didn't cut the tubing from the lawnmower😂😅great video