19 Year Old Impaired Driver Crashes into Police Officer

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  • Опубликовано: 21 май 2021
  • On May 3, 2021, a La Crosse, WI police officer is hurt when he is hit by a 19-year-old impaired driver. He was arrested on several charges including operating while under the influence causing injury.
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Комментарии • 69 тыс.

  • @vjimenez8
    @vjimenez8 10 месяцев назад +10701

    Absolutely smashes the 💩 outta his car, the traffic light AND the cop car and greets the officer with “Hey man, how’s it going?” 💀💀💀

  • @CodenameZoro
    @CodenameZoro 7 месяцев назад +3408

    The way he asks "is my car fucked?" In the most nonchalant voice and then the camera veers up to the traffic light resting on top of the car is just pure comedic gold

    • @z_8024
      @z_8024 6 месяцев назад +105

      “Got some good damage there man”

    • @iUnderstand
      @iUnderstand 6 месяцев назад +5

      Yezzir. Did you see the video at the end?

    • @seanp9157
      @seanp9157 5 месяцев назад +31

      Cop says, "my cruiser is totaled too....". Two minutes later- "Is your cop car ok man?"

    • @Bucsfan124ever1
      @Bucsfan124ever1 5 месяцев назад +9

      Lol that made me spit out my coffee onto phone laughing at that shit

    • @Bucsfan124ever1
      @Bucsfan124ever1 5 месяцев назад

      @@seanp9157 lmfao!!!

  • @CassHugMonsterx3
    @CassHugMonsterx3 6 месяцев назад +1475

    social anxiety is terrified of this man

    • @danielsimpson501
      @danielsimpson501 4 месяца назад +138

      It's called Xanax

    • @girllawrin
      @girllawrin 4 месяца назад +6

      Yes. This comment.

    • @julie.1081
      @julie.1081 3 месяца назад +5

      @CassHugMonsterx3- Thanks for the early morning giggle! That's one of the funniest posts I've ever seen!

    • @user-md2fm7ik2z
      @user-md2fm7ik2z 2 месяца назад

      You’re one hot little thing

    • @sagetrevino1826
      @sagetrevino1826 2 месяца назад

      its called no one asked@@danielsimpson501

  • @jasonnikolauk4204
    @jasonnikolauk4204 4 месяца назад +362

    The breath test cracked me up. You could see his excitement with the anticipation of a test he could pass.

    • @tannerjohnson145
      @tannerjohnson145 16 дней назад +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @johnrowlette7430
      @johnrowlette7430 15 часов назад +1

      I thought the same thing. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I almost fell off my chair when the were giving the eye test and he said, "I am not good at this"!

  • @coult45usmc
    @coult45usmc 2 года назад +21933

    “I smoked a joint like 3 days ago”
    And he’s still stoned. That’s some good shit

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 2 года назад +914

      Yea that drug dealer should be the richest man ever with that kind of super drug.

    • @ocdemon8999
      @ocdemon8999 2 года назад +171

      @@dannyjack659 reggie bud laced with PCP be like

    • @Baws-BeastXplode
      @Baws-BeastXplode 2 года назад +59

      lol inb4 it was actually 3 hours ago

    • @jennybrito2897
      @jennybrito2897 2 года назад +51

      I KNOw when he said that I died like what

    • @steadyashegoes7763
      @steadyashegoes7763 2 года назад +73

      Where does he get his stuff and what's the phone number?
      Asking for a friend...

  • @jsavage6355
    @jsavage6355 Год назад +8088

    This one is weird. I have never seen someone so obliterated that they can't even remotely pass these tests, yet also be one of the most compliant suspects ever.

    • @titon7608
      @titon7608 Год назад +734

      Some say you are more like yourself when you're drunk. This kid seems nice, he apologizes and makes sure the officer and care are okay, but is definetly an idiot for thinking he was anywhere near sober enough to drive. Nice to see how compliant he is. I hope he gets set on track after this.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Год назад +42

      0:01 ..dudesta, like seriously!!!? Really!!!?

    • @dazshcan1224
      @dazshcan1224 Год назад +224

      Weed and Xanax are both downers, generally people use them to calm down and relax and if you combine the two the effects increase exponentially. You become almost lethargic. I know a guy who in my town that constantly takes d10s, they are basically Xanax I think and he's like a zombie.

    • @luisbill1394
      @luisbill1394 Год назад +22

      Pills

    • @mrblonde2912
      @mrblonde2912 Год назад +114

      Way different then alcohol… he should be in bed watching tv on that shit

  • @NickolaiVolkov
    @NickolaiVolkov 5 месяцев назад +278

    "Is my car f----d??"
    The officer simply looks on top of the car and we see a massive traffic light on the roof. 😂😂😂

  • @mos_tekmusic7285
    @mos_tekmusic7285 5 месяцев назад +217

    Lmfao "I smoked a joint like 3 days ago" definitely 3 minutes ago

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 месяца назад +4

      Dabbing obviously

    • @sethgerwitz
      @sethgerwitz Месяц назад

      People don’t act like this high. This has to be something else

    • @steeltiger1465
      @steeltiger1465 2 дня назад

      Nah cause I can drive off a joint, I can drive off a blunt. Bro must be one of the dabbers .

    • @mos_tekmusic7285
      @mos_tekmusic7285 2 дня назад

      @@steeltiger1465 yeah same but that sht hit everyone different G, I'm also 34, smoking since I was 15. This kid looks like he's just barely outta highschool. If he dabbing thats wild, as long as I've been smoking Id never take a dab and drive that's a different high lol

    • @JebemTiZivot
      @JebemTiZivot День назад

      @@mos_tekmusic7285Ehh idk bout yall but I drive better off dabs than bud, bud just slumps me, dabs are a lot less in your face at least for me

  • @cynicalsayonara7169
    @cynicalsayonara7169 2 года назад +23069

    This guy is the living embodiment of the word “bruh”.

  • @gonzo2.0
    @gonzo2.0 2 года назад +54790

    To the kids defense, that traffic light is hard to see sitting on top of his car.

    • @tow3lliettv309
      @tow3lliettv309 2 года назад +1804

      you made at least one person laugh today, sir. well done

    • @gonzo2.0
      @gonzo2.0 2 года назад +163

      @@tow3lliettv309 👍👍

    • @jamesbond-pr5jl
      @jamesbond-pr5jl 2 года назад +279

      Fuck is that savage haha

    • @ikaros4203
      @ikaros4203 2 года назад +91

      Lmfao

    • @gonzo2.0
      @gonzo2.0 2 года назад +19

      @@ikaros4203 👍👍

  • @11poufran
    @11poufran 4 месяца назад +86

    This guy sounds like he eats Xanax for breakfast..

  • @jordane19969
    @jordane19969 6 месяцев назад +365

    The guy documenting every part of his friends arrest is the funniest thing I’ve seen

    • @jaykay1899
      @jaykay1899 4 месяца назад +31

      It’s kinda disturbing honestly.

    • @RamonBadr
      @RamonBadr 4 месяца назад

      @@jaykay1899yeah, what a fucking shithead of a friend to post that and embarrass his friend.

    • @TheRealFMC100
      @TheRealFMC100 3 месяца назад

      After they sit quietly and respectfully the whole time dudes under his breath “fuck 12 boys fuck 12”taking snaps🤣😭

    • @azrielhillel5038
      @azrielhillel5038 2 месяца назад +6

      Gen F-

    • @cerberusleviath4575
      @cerberusleviath4575 2 месяца назад

      Dude snap chatting everything is a complete clown and a sht friend.

  • @BuddDwyer
    @BuddDwyer Год назад +4927

    “Think I might have shit my pants to be honest with you”
    Honesty is the best policy

    • @Game-ib3ql
      @Game-ib3ql Год назад +11

      Tried calling you, but you never pick up.

    • @nene3857
      @nene3857 Год назад +75

      Well, he did say he had to shit real bad. I'm sure the crash did the trick.😅

    • @policialnoseua
      @policialnoseua Год назад +55

      Cop: I want you to close your eyes and estimate the passing of 30 seconds
      Driver: Like what happened right here?
      He thought the cop wanted him to walk him through what had happened with his eyes closed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GaryABArmstrong
      @GaryABArmstrong Год назад +8

      It was the highlight of the video.

    • @izzyjones7108
      @izzyjones7108 Год назад +15

      "I had to shit so bad..> that is basically his reason

  • @gaelgalvan4259
    @gaelgalvan4259 2 года назад +44007

    My boi has a whole stoplight on his vehicle and he just causally rolls the window down and says “hey how’s it going” 💀😭

  • @user-cl1kw7ic9j
    @user-cl1kw7ic9j 6 месяцев назад +312

    The officer went straight into action to block off the road and check up on the kids. It was only when his sergeant came over and told him to sit down that he realized he was even in pain. He deserves a pay raise. That’s a great officer. Always putting others before himself.

  • @calbass103
    @calbass103 2 месяца назад +58

    The officer that got hit was very calm and chill considering what he just went through because of an impaired driver. Kudos to that officer, class act. 👏

  • @Jay-du3tp
    @Jay-du3tp Год назад +7846

    He asked the cop "how's it going" like he was getting ready to order food at the drive thru.

  • @toaster816
    @toaster816 2 года назад +8875

    A traffic light sits atop his roof, “is my car fucked??”. Gold.

    • @robjohnson1138
      @robjohnson1138 2 года назад +243

      “I didn’t see the light.”
      Well yeah, it’s on top of your car.

    • @user-gt8dh7qj3w
      @user-gt8dh7qj3w 2 года назад +62

      LS Customs: Whats wrong with it now?

    • @breakingames7772
      @breakingames7772 2 года назад +17

      I'll sheer off some traffic signal poles if I had to pinch a loaf too.

    • @misterrain837
      @misterrain837 2 года назад +8

      His roof, which is shattered all over him and his friend. Smh. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @mr.mirchenstein6549
      @mr.mirchenstein6549 2 года назад +18

      The cops camera work was priceless there too! 😂

  • @paulbear1
    @paulbear1 4 месяца назад +29

    This kid is terribly likable. One of the most unique characters I’ve seen in these DUI video

    • @HowardDaniels-uw8tj
      @HowardDaniels-uw8tj 12 дней назад +7

      Probably because he's high as a kite and not drunk

    • @wisdomrules8474
      @wisdomrules8474 7 дней назад +4

      Agreed. He is bending over to be cooperative with the cop. He seems like a super nice kid. Could use a few more IQ points though. 😅

    • @johnrowlette7430
      @johnrowlette7430 14 часов назад

      I know right!

  • @HUGH_JANUS80
    @HUGH_JANUS80 5 месяцев назад +137

    Cops: It's not gonna drive you have a pole on top of it. Stoner: well if we move the pole.... 😂😂😂

  • @flogoph13
    @flogoph13 Год назад +10034

    Lmfao the way he rolls down his window and casually says “Hey how’s it goin” like he didn’t just take down an entire damn stoplight 😂

    • @mathiaskanuck6759
      @mathiaskanuck6759 Год назад +47

      Bahaha

    • @abcbizarre
      @abcbizarre Год назад +123

      And side swipe a cop car.

    • @PommeLavande
      @PommeLavande Год назад +120

      Nearly pissed myself when he said that.

    • @phyush355
      @phyush355 Год назад +106

      After that he says, yo is my car f*****. priceless, priceless, respect bro. Dude park the car man

    • @adriancornea52
      @adriancornea52 Год назад +7

      🤣🤣

  • @jamrhein2
    @jamrhein2 2 года назад +5452

    He had the right to remain silent, but not the ability.

    • @chewface
      @chewface 2 года назад +25

      Lol

    • @gnrosi2029
      @gnrosi2029 2 года назад +29

      genius comment

    • @MrFlamingpride
      @MrFlamingpride 2 года назад +44

      Love me some Ron White.

    • @jamrhein2
      @jamrhein2 2 года назад +7

      @@MrFlamingpride someone gets it ❤

    • @farttots5718
      @farttots5718 2 года назад +29

      Everything you say can and WILL be used against you in the court of law. Don't ever talk to the police. Lawyers first. Even an honest mistake can be turned against you and misconstrued into an intent vs an accident.

  • @alyssa8525
    @alyssa8525 2 месяца назад +47

    the Mississippi counting between steps is killing me

  • @artsyfartsynerdywordy
    @artsyfartsynerdywordy 6 месяцев назад +73

    He’s the real life Frito from Idiocracy 😂

  • @skimasker3049
    @skimasker3049 2 года назад +5602

    Is there a problem officer? Guy literally has street light dangling from the roof of his car.

  • @zachf748
    @zachf748 2 года назад +32543

    The casual *“hey, how’s it going”* Like there isn’t a stop light on top of his car. Lol

    • @onekcali
      @onekcali 2 года назад +311

      Lmao.

    • @TheFadedSpade35
      @TheFadedSpade35 2 года назад +298

      LOOOOOOOL STOP THIS

    • @fungushair6068
      @fungushair6068 2 года назад +535

      So fukn funny how the noise from the falling off traffic light shocks him 🤣🤣

    • @davidca96
      @davidca96 2 года назад +399

      I cracked up at that part, and when he casually tells the officer hes going to shit his pants.

    • @DazedMMJ87
      @DazedMMJ87 2 года назад +9

      Lol.

  • @Detroit-gx5nd
    @Detroit-gx5nd 6 месяцев назад +52

    Crashes into pole, multiple explosions, greets cop “how are you doing this fine day sir”

    • @rukirgaming
      @rukirgaming 16 дней назад +1

      Ah yes, Bethesda logic at its best

  • @allnight45
    @allnight45 5 месяцев назад +46

    I've watched this probably 50 times and it will never get old. This is one of the more classic stops ever 😂😂😂

  • @tylerr535
    @tylerr535 2 года назад +8785

    Guy- “Is my car fucked? “
    Cop looks at the traffic light sitting on top of the car. “I mean you got some good damage here man”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @justanumber5674
      @justanumber5674 2 года назад +116

      Yes , Comedy Gold. I did a lol when that happened.

    • @xallykatx2580
      @xallykatx2580 2 года назад +8

      Best comment

    • @Jasper118
      @Jasper118 2 года назад +108

      That and the “you blew the red light”
      “I didn’t see it”
      I mean it’s on your windshield now

    • @crazyturd143
      @crazyturd143 2 года назад +13

      "that's a lot of damage"

    • @SupraFootwear2013
      @SupraFootwear2013 2 года назад +11

      It’s slightly fucked tbh

  • @colinbrown3314
    @colinbrown3314 2 года назад +8184

    If body cams didn’t exist, I feel like no one would’ve believed the cops story😂

    • @heatherbiello529
      @heatherbiello529 2 года назад +42

      Lmao probably not.

    • @ayumu-senpaii
      @ayumu-senpaii 2 года назад +97

      Not to mention the boneheads recorded themselves boasting driving reckless.

    • @edwardsullivan5884
      @edwardsullivan5884 2 года назад +54

      Luckily the dope's friend documented everything

    • @Boeing757-8
      @Boeing757-8 2 года назад

      ssssssssssssssss

    • @diniak47
      @diniak47 2 года назад +8

      @@ayumu-senpaii really? I wanna watch it now lol. Where do i find it?

  • @Anniew7815
    @Anniew7815 3 месяца назад +23

    Dude's voice is lower than my self esteem.
    At least this guy is way more chilled out and cooperative than some impaired drivers I've seen!

  • @robdubent
    @robdubent 3 месяца назад +45

    Notice how respectful he is. Take notes, criminals

  • @Toysourboy
    @Toysourboy 2 года назад +9298

    *Crashes into a pole*
    *Rolls down window*
    "Hey how's it going?"
    Some NPC dialogue right there.

  • @jchetra83
    @jchetra83 2 года назад +6351

    He asks “Is my car fucked?” Bro there’s literally a stoplight on your car!

    • @fabianmichaelgockner5988
      @fabianmichaelgockner5988 2 года назад +92

      I just like how the police officer just looks up so high that we can see the stop light on body cam and continues the conversation.

    • @TheMattc999
      @TheMattc999 2 года назад +12

      @jchetra83 yeah, but is it cool to drive?.....

    • @Prophetofcthulhu
      @Prophetofcthulhu 2 года назад +11

      It is fucked by a spotlight.... I will see myself out

    • @waynedonoghue4071
      @waynedonoghue4071 2 года назад +17

      Kid: 12:07
      Cop: ✍swouwntoo✍souside✍suwogesuwog✍noobong✍

    • @cesaravegah3787
      @cesaravegah3787 2 года назад +10

      "Not as fucked as you are man"

  • @ironwolf56
    @ironwolf56 5 месяцев назад +42

    "Dude Where's My Car?" remake lookin' lit.

    • @Mermaidlife97
      @Mermaidlife97 4 дня назад

      👏😂

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 3 дня назад

      "DUDE! What's mine say?"
      "XANNIES! What's mine say?"
      "DUDE! What's mine say?"
      "XANNIES! What's mine say?"
      "DUDE! What's mine say?"
      "XANNIES! What's mine say?"
      "DUDE! What's mine say?"
      "XANNIES! What's mine say?"

  • @Rollback_city
    @Rollback_city 3 месяца назад +26

    “Is your car okay” got me dying😭😭

  • @svendays
    @svendays 2 года назад +7548

    "I smoked a joint three days ago."
    Damn, that is some dank weed he was smoking.

    • @colin_rly7507
      @colin_rly7507 2 года назад +40

      😂😂😂

    • @liilaztwothree3452
      @liilaztwothree3452 2 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/eSrmmNphM_I/видео.html

    • @NV-yn6qz
      @NV-yn6qz 2 года назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @jacobfree21
      @jacobfree21 2 года назад +90

      Where’d he get it I wonder.. so I can avoid that place...

    • @ShiestyApe
      @ShiestyApe 2 года назад +11

      i was like # 420 ;)

  • @lawnchaser
    @lawnchaser 2 года назад +5486

    He not only blew the red-light, he took it with him.

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 2 года назад +144

      Is it actually running the red light if it's on your car?

    • @SomeAustrianPainter
      @SomeAustrianPainter 2 года назад +129

      @@Saanonymous80 Nope ‘cause he never actually went past it.

    • @luvthistufft6285
      @luvthistufft6285 2 года назад +40

      😂 OMG these comments are hysterical!!!

    • @morrisstewart7586
      @morrisstewart7586 2 года назад +4

      @@Saanonymous80 good question dude. 😆

    • @OfficialKhalilFaison
      @OfficialKhalilFaison 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂 he did tho

  • @righteousdude93
    @righteousdude93 6 месяцев назад +54

    "is my car fu**ed?"
    "I mean..."
    *pans to street light on top of the car*
    "you got some good damage here...."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jadiecotto
    @Jadiecotto 2 месяца назад +17

    This is my brother in the video (the cop) he’s the best. 😭

  • @user-xy7le4nb1p
    @user-xy7le4nb1p 2 года назад +6119

    That joint he smoked 6 years ago is now taking effect

    • @dubbeatdown
      @dubbeatdown 2 года назад +49

      He said 3 days ago

    • @user-xy7le4nb1p
      @user-xy7le4nb1p 2 года назад +378

      @@dubbeatdown not that joint, I'm talking about the joint he smoked 6 years ago

    • @dom2661
      @dom2661 2 года назад +7

      Lool

    • @loganjk8990
      @loganjk8990 2 года назад +100

      Creeps up on you bro that good kush

    • @Bayamunet
      @Bayamunet 2 года назад +35

      Ima need that plug bro

  • @ytsn_THE_OG
    @ytsn_THE_OG Год назад +6130

    You're already driving impaired, you have someone with you, you're on a road that looks like it gets a good bit of traffic, and of all things you hit a cop. Just outstanding.

    • @Mark-uh4zd
      @Mark-uh4zd Год назад +133

      Couldn’t really get much worse… unless he hit and injured or god forbid liked somebody. Complete dolt
      I did lose it when the cops said “park the car” and the kid looks down and says “park the car? It is parked.”

    • @pkernoob786
      @pkernoob786 Год назад +53

      Lol it could probably only get worse If he tried to fight the cops or flee. It's still amazing though

    • @keyakaabag6017
      @keyakaabag6017 Год назад +72

      @@Mark-uh4zd it got worse, his friend putting that on social media 👌🤦‍♂️😂😂😫😫😫

    • @keyakaabag6017
      @keyakaabag6017 Год назад

      @@pkernoob786 they don’t look like the Antifa Blm type.

    • @itslocro
      @itslocro Год назад +22

      @@keyakaabag6017Yeah, they went from “we running from police right now going 120” to “yes sir, I’m so sorry sir” so fast. But their video sure didn’t show that part! 😂 LAMES!

  • @Gnome46634
    @Gnome46634 20 дней назад +7

    I love the way this very professional cop talks to him using his name. Seems like a very caring man.

  • @Usernotfound3042
    @Usernotfound3042 2 месяца назад +28

    4:19 you got that brush gaurd though so that helps a little bit had me dead

  • @FriedChckn13
    @FriedChckn13 2 года назад +9297

    “You got anything in your pockets?”
    “Yeah I got some change”
    *tries to hand the cop his change*
    “You can keep that.”

    • @Bullet44
      @Bullet44 2 года назад +314

      Lmao! My dad recently got a dui. The cop comes to the window & asks for his driver's license, so my dad reaches in his pocket, pulls out a wad of cash & tries to hand it to the officer haha

    • @8djd
      @8djd 2 года назад +15

      Lol that was pretty funny

    • @mikeyg923
      @mikeyg923 2 года назад +44

      @@Bullet44 hahahaha drive thru DUI, Luckily he didn't ask for Fries 🍟😅

    • @YungZaBuu
      @YungZaBuu 2 года назад +4

      I’m weak 🤣

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 2 года назад +1

      Timestamp?

  • @joshi7768
    @joshi7768 2 года назад +4607

    I lost it when the suspect rolled his window down and greeted the cop with a “how’s it going?”... pole laying on top of the vehicle, and car totaled. Eyes red as shit.. LEGENDARY 😂

    • @colinmahony2274
      @colinmahony2274 2 года назад +44

      Haha Same here.when he starts driving with it on the hood.so good

    • @Campfacer
      @Campfacer 2 года назад +13

      OMG I lost it!! 😂

    • @oleksandrmirza
      @oleksandrmirza 2 года назад +8

      one funny comment

    • @KittredgeRitter
      @KittredgeRitter 2 года назад +14

      Why is this not a decent place to park? Fear and loathing in Las Vegas line.

    • @waynedonoghue4071
      @waynedonoghue4071 2 года назад +20

      Talking in slow motion face like a bag of smashed crabs 😂

  • @that1electrician
    @that1electrician Месяц назад +10

    This kid is at least 5 bars deep. At minimum. If you went to high school from 2000-2010, you know. There was always that one guy who raided his mom's medicine cabinet every weekend for party nights.

  • @wooyork63
    @wooyork63 Месяц назад +11

    “Is my car fucked”
    Man’s got a traffic light on the top lol

  • @davidsaucedo6102
    @davidsaucedo6102 2 года назад +7294

    Rolls down the window “ Hey how’s it going” fucking legendary

    • @joshi7768
      @joshi7768 2 года назад +264

      Eyes red as shit 😂😂

    • @CaButa
      @CaButa 2 года назад +318

      Dude was in a different dimension

    • @mikelong2756
      @mikelong2756 2 года назад +116

      This could be a legendary meme fr fr 😂

    • @mattJT87
      @mattJT87 2 года назад +198

      What seems to be the officer, problem?

    • @AlanClapp2
      @AlanClapp2 2 года назад +44

      Lmao epic, and the yeah, I got you"....putz... lol

  • @th3epcplayer958
    @th3epcplayer958 2 года назад +4010

    “Is my car fucked?”
    Body camera immediately looks up to a traffic signal sitting on his roof...

    • @arthurias7693
      @arthurias7693 2 года назад +122

      Peak comedy

    • @APolishPlayer
      @APolishPlayer 2 года назад +24

      @@arthurias7693 a man of comedy culture.

    • @eke8652
      @eke8652 2 года назад +38

      I lost it at that point 💀

    • @imnotsurewhy
      @imnotsurewhy 2 года назад +39

      I lost it at the end when they watched the driver's friend's Snapchat videos😂

    • @lilsaint776
      @lilsaint776 2 года назад +12

      I think the condition of the car should be the least of his worries haha

  • @murrmansreef3944
    @murrmansreef3944 5 месяцев назад +22

    “I smoked a joint like 3 days ago” 😂

    • @girllawrin
      @girllawrin 4 месяца назад

      Me too dude... me too...

    • @ryanthomas7119
      @ryanthomas7119 2 месяца назад

      Must've been some really good weed I guess

  • @PacerTracer89
    @PacerTracer89 5 месяцев назад +16

    At 52 seconds in 2 things:
    1: Jacob needs a Laywer
    2. The police already know they are going to arrest Jacob.

  • @coastmalone
    @coastmalone 2 года назад +4982

    “Is my car fucked?”
    “No it’s just some light damage”

  • @mumtazsheikh690
    @mumtazsheikh690 2 года назад +8361

    The driver's casual "Hey hows it going?" With an entire telephone poll sitting on his car makes me laugh every time

    • @CherryZ
      @CherryZ 2 года назад +156

      telephone pole?

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 2 года назад +392

      Sir, that's a traffic light pole.

    • @GreatwhiteShark88
      @GreatwhiteShark88 2 года назад +45

      Not sure its a telephone poll tough.

    • @sanandreasX
      @sanandreasX 2 года назад +84

      @@GreatwhiteShark88 You guys gonna just repeat eachother for how long?

    • @GreatwhiteShark88
      @GreatwhiteShark88 2 года назад +34

      @@sanandreasX and you are who now?

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 Месяц назад +5

    I've never seen such a calm disaster take place.

  • @jeremyevans710
    @jeremyevans710 Месяц назад +7

    Did you eat today?
    Uh..Yea
    What did you have?
    Xanax

  • @jeffblaxk2970
    @jeffblaxk2970 2 года назад +3863

    “I’m not under the influence officer, I’m under a street light”

  • @morganjs7414
    @morganjs7414 Год назад +5999

    “It’s not gonna drive it’s got a pole on top of it.”
    “Well if you move the pole..”
    he’s not drunk. He’s enlightened.

  • @erickab8533
    @erickab8533 5 месяцев назад +16

    “Can I just drive it home?” 😂

  • @KMT15
    @KMT15 5 месяцев назад +9

    I love how the cop is looking straight at him asking him questions and he keeps saying “me?” And repeating the question as a statement lol

  • @jamest1148
    @jamest1148 2 года назад +12553

    It seems funny, but the sad truth is that he could have just as easily killed somebody.

    • @jkennerson123
      @jkennerson123 2 года назад +92

      But did anybody die?

    • @Ab.gs3
      @Ab.gs3 2 года назад +1201

      @@jkennerson123 no, but driving high on anything isn’t smart. It’s stupidly selfish. You could easily kill someone. Just as bad as driving drunk

    • @josiecamilo7098
      @josiecamilo7098 2 года назад +159

      True. Reminds me of a night I saw two guys literally run up a street light pole vertically. Scary site.

    • @deandrepitts2131
      @deandrepitts2131 2 года назад +60

      Yes!!!! Not just that, they probably released him without charges!!!

    • @fourq2049
      @fourq2049 2 года назад +160

      @@deandrepitts2131 That's about white

  • @QuitCryingYouLost
    @QuitCryingYouLost 2 года назад +8323

    Dude just literally rolled down his window and said hey how’s it going like nothing every happened 😂.

    • @nikkiblank8327
      @nikkiblank8327 2 года назад +128

      I know i laughed so hard

    • @perrijohnson9627
      @perrijohnson9627 2 года назад +89

      With the stoplight on top of his car. Did he not feel the bump that maybe he hit something?

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 2 года назад +44

      @@perrijohnson9627 gta 5 player

    • @artgallery7376
      @artgallery7376 2 года назад +41

      Poor guy.. lol. But on a serious note: this world messes people up.. he got those drugs from messed up people... his too young doesnt know the meanings of life. All your adults.. please teach the young generation or be a good influencers. This kid was on a edge of death.

    • @bitty5095
      @bitty5095 2 года назад +20

      lucky he did not kill anyone.

  • @kevindurant2070
    @kevindurant2070 5 месяцев назад +81

    14:59
    "You're not able to do this?"
    "Me? No"
    This dude is unintentionally funny

  • @marlanaferro1558
    @marlanaferro1558 Месяц назад +7

    The nearly shit his pants part was too much 🤣

  • @QUBED
    @QUBED 2 года назад +3140

    This is the weirdest SubWay commercial I've ever seen.

    • @violetasettle4419
      @violetasettle4419 2 года назад +30

      😂 Best comment for sure!

    • @nocomment3064
      @nocomment3064 2 года назад +13

      I was noticing the Subway in the back and then I see this comment.😄

    • @batterybuilding
      @batterybuilding 2 года назад +16

      I dunno, still better than using a pedophile.

    • @jasonsperatos6412
      @jasonsperatos6412 2 года назад +4

      Hahaha I'm hungry

    • @FatalShotGG
      @FatalShotGG 2 года назад +3

      LOL I was about to make this comment

  • @904Anonymous
    @904Anonymous 2 года назад +9169

    "There's no such thing as bad publicity."
    - Subway

    • @ext93
      @ext93 2 года назад +133

      Seeing that subway logo really made me want to get Jimmy John's. Subway is straight laxative. I always get diarrhea from that fake shit

    • @danthomas6587
      @danthomas6587 2 года назад +59

      Is that what Jarrod's lawyer told them as he was going to jail for rape?

    • @hebson21
      @hebson21 2 года назад +32

      @@danthomas6587 i hear Jared's still reppin subway shirts in the joint, he's makin the guards mad hungry.

    • @zachwbc
      @zachwbc 2 года назад +34

      Dude... I ordered and ate subway within the time I watched this. I'm at work so I've been starting and stopping a lot. I think I just figured out why I felt like ordering subway haha.

    • @IPray4TheComforter
      @IPray4TheComforter 2 года назад +1

      niceee

  • @Usernotfound3042
    @Usernotfound3042 2 месяца назад +9

    This has got to be the most wisconsin encounter ever

  • @ruben3305
    @ruben3305 2 месяца назад +9

    I got drunk and wrecked a car into a lake when I was 15yrs old. I’m lucky to be alive today. We all make mistakes but some pay the ultimate price and some get lucky.

  • @ghoormann
    @ghoormann Год назад +3970

    This kid is a walking meme. "How's it going?" "Is it totaled?" "Can I drive it away if we move the pole?" "7 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi" "Am I going to jail for this?" "Can I hit my vape one more time?"
    Instant classic.

    • @winning3329
      @winning3329 Год назад +92

      Alpha male right there hahaha

    • @Dave-Jackson
      @Dave-Jackson Год назад +21

      Leave the guy alone man

    • @gutts7433
      @gutts7433 Год назад +179

      @@Dave-Jackson He ran a red light and hit someone, he's lucky he didn't kill anyone. 0% sympathetic for this guy.

    • @MsNikkieMichelle
      @MsNikkieMichelle Год назад

      You’re part of the problem with why society tanked and sucks.

    • @Leopard3_
      @Leopard3_ Год назад +13

      and they do the sobriety test right next to the road. i was waiting for him to fall into oncoming traffic

  • @bimmer8636
    @bimmer8636 2 года назад +15875

    you will never know why my comment has 15K likes. ever.

    • @fionabell2931
      @fionabell2931 2 года назад +93

      😂😂😂

    • @amandas3946
      @amandas3946 2 года назад +106

      @@mattmurphy7030 underrated😂😂

    • @highbrass7563
      @highbrass7563 2 года назад +50

      Very underrated comment

    • @tylerb3071
      @tylerb3071 2 года назад +20

      @@amandas3946 or just not funny?

    • @goldensh0t439
      @goldensh0t439 2 года назад +69

      tyler b nah it’s hilarious

  • @westofeden23
    @westofeden23 Месяц назад +7

    "Do you think it's totaled?" LMAO dude... what?!

  • @robertbranton9311
    @robertbranton9311 6 месяцев назад +11

    Shaggy and Scooby-Doo was dooing the doobie-doo hard, them boys are trashed😂😂😂😂

  • @Not-A-Content-Creator
    @Not-A-Content-Creator 2 года назад +7826

    Has a stop light on top of him
    Rolls down window*
    “Hi, how’s it going 😏”

  • @ever1892
    @ever1892 2 года назад +6882

    Him: *hits the pole and lowers the window*
    Also him: “how you doing officer what seems to be the problem?”

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 года назад +101

      It would have been fully if the cop said...the problem? Well, you have a traffic light, don't walk sign and pole on top of your car! 🤣

    • @lukedrake1715
      @lukedrake1715 2 года назад +16

      LMAO!!!

    • @user-vf1zw3wn3m
      @user-vf1zw3wn3m 2 года назад +9

      Every lawbreaker ever

    • @musicmamma
      @musicmamma 2 года назад +77

      What seems to be the officer, problem?

    • @spursnation4737
      @spursnation4737 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mike_Rottchburns
    @Mike_Rottchburns 6 месяцев назад +18

    The stoplight on his car is in the perfect cinematic position 😂

  • @johnl5350
    @johnl5350 4 месяца назад +7

    They both seem way more relaxed than they probably should be.

  • @Quelbischero
    @Quelbischero 2 года назад +1570

    "hey, how's it going?"
    10/10 for smoothness.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 2 года назад +67

      In his mind: I'm totally killin' this right now.

    • @jdeezil20
      @jdeezil20 2 года назад +38

      Officer: Can you please step out of the car.
      Suspect: ya I gotchu
      😂🤣

    • @JK-vz6wu
      @JK-vz6wu 2 года назад +4

      @@jdeezil20 Oh yeah gotchu bro no worries 👍 ✊🤜🤛how's your night going?

    • @alanasbury84
      @alanasbury84 2 года назад

      Smooth as 80 grit sandpaper

  • @hattemh6535
    @hattemh6535 2 года назад +2630

    The best comment...
    "Can I just drive it home. I live 3 blocks away"
    "No, there is a pole on it"
    "What if we like... remove the pole"
    I'm dying 😂

  • @AKbaby89
    @AKbaby89 7 месяцев назад +87

    Damn, im a recovering addict and ive had generalized anxiety & PTSD almost my whole life, and this just makes me sad for the kid. I hope hes gone to a dr and got some help. He was so honest about everything, i just feel for him i hope hes alright now.

    • @TokeDaSmoke42089
      @TokeDaSmoke42089 6 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t understand

    • @benzo900
      @benzo900 6 месяцев назад +4

      Or he just wants to get high for fun and pop xans and pop percs lmao😂 that’s what I be doing

    • @jamesmccormack491
      @jamesmccormack491 6 месяцев назад

      @@benzo900no bap

    • @cor144
      @cor144 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@benzo900 Benzos are not fun. Unless being a zombie and not being able to remember anything is your idea of a good time. And in that case, it just means you don't know what a good time is.

    • @restezlameme
      @restezlameme 5 месяцев назад +3

      Well done on facing addiction! Recovery isn't easy, but it's worth it. Keep going! This internet stranger is proud of you 💕

  • @brockpollard6457
    @brockpollard6457 4 дня назад +3

    The friend filming the whole test has me rolling

  • @Alex-un7ug
    @Alex-un7ug 2 года назад +2514

    “I did not even see the red light” hits different when the entire stoplight is toppled over onto the car LMAOO

    • @chris-vecchio
      @chris-vecchio 2 года назад +37

      Best comment. Didn't even see it after it landed on his car 🤣

    • @krystal7710
      @krystal7710 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @pablowithrice1593
      @pablowithrice1593 2 года назад +2

      Underrated comment right here.

    • @samikay9599
      @samikay9599 2 года назад +5

      I mean how was he going to be able to see it? It was on top of his car.

    • @ishtimal
      @ishtimal 2 года назад +11

      He didn't see the light, he is the light.

  • @edithboozy1000
    @edithboozy1000 2 года назад +3113

    "I smoked a joint like three days ago"
    "Completely understandable. Have a good day."

    • @JoeCurtis82
      @JoeCurtis82 2 года назад +15

      😂😂

    • @MrVenom973
      @MrVenom973 2 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @chinxxie5857
      @chinxxie5857 2 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @kirilllagunov735
      @kirilllagunov735 2 года назад +11

      And he is still high🤣

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 2 года назад +32

      I'm sure he was so stoned. And he knows weed doesn't get out of your system for 30 days. So he knew he will test positive. Might as well say it was a couple days ago

  • @gueychacho
    @gueychacho 5 месяцев назад +9

    This kid sounds like Dax Shepard in Idiocracy. “I’m batin’ “

  • @matthewfrancis3210
    @matthewfrancis3210 2 года назад +2157

    Officer: Holy shit, that guy just crashed into me
    Teenager: Hey, how’s it going

    • @laxxydax3384
      @laxxydax3384 2 года назад +33

      Lmao 🤣 dude I literally laughed out loud at this hard hahaha

    • @RonMarish
      @RonMarish 2 года назад +18

      Typical day in Wisconsin

    • @Paige-Turnner
      @Paige-Turnner 2 года назад +2

      @@RonMarish that's pathetic.

    • @ktbbbb8024
      @ktbbbb8024 2 года назад +4

      LMFAAO best comment ever

    • @HoomerbirdG2
      @HoomerbirdG2 2 года назад +3

      @@Paige-Turnner yeah most the northern states are dwi central, hence why your first dui in wisco is a traffic not criminal offense. The north always talks down on the south being dumb but as someone from the north(sh!tcago) Ill tell you ppl from the south atleast have the brains to know when to be quiet

  • @TheSilentSerpent1
    @TheSilentSerpent1 2 года назад +2686

    Driver:”Is my car fucked?”
    **looks at stop light laying on the roof
    Officer:”I mean…”

  • @Noe-wq4bu
    @Noe-wq4bu 5 месяцев назад +6

    Officer: how high are you?
    Civilian: I'm fine how about you?

  • @brynleyjones2674
    @brynleyjones2674 5 месяцев назад +8

    I love how chill the cop is

    • @goodmanwiseman303
      @goodmanwiseman303 3 дня назад

      Yeah, great cop. Very ask assertive instead of tell assertive. Getting more info from the suspect that way.

  • @ig8737
    @ig8737 2 года назад +2559

    He asks, "is my car f*cked?" Like there's not a whole traffic signal light on it. 😂

  • @Andrew-wx3wd
    @Andrew-wx3wd 2 года назад +2188

    Kid: “Is my car fucked?”
    Officer: *Looks up at pole on top of car* “Yeah, there’s some damage”

    • @randomtees
      @randomtees 2 года назад +31

      0:56 "focked"

    • @michaeljuarez3355
      @michaeljuarez3355 2 года назад +12

      Naaa it will buff out!!lol

    • @ganggreen6842
      @ganggreen6842 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @JuniAku
      @JuniAku 2 года назад +11

      This is comedic on so many levels but I'm glad no one was seriously injured. The way his body cam pans to the whole stop light on the car's roof. Wow, I can't imagine being this hammered behind the wheel.

    • @pamela1338
      @pamela1338 2 года назад

      Hahahaha 😂🤣

  • @mistyapril29
    @mistyapril29 7 месяцев назад +3

    I think subway is closed because for sure all the employees would have been watching this from inside, I know I would have 😂

  • @babyjazz101
    @babyjazz101 6 месяцев назад +5

    "Hey, how's it going"
    There's a fucking traffic light on your car 😂

  • @jpdst29
    @jpdst29 2 года назад +6723

    “I had eye surgery not too long ago.”
    “When exactly?”
    “Couple years ago”
    Haha. Too funny!

    • @red2g
      @red2g 2 года назад +310

      "So your eyes are fine now?
      "...Yea"

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 2 года назад +194

      "I JUST bought that car. I just bought it!" Later "I bought that car like 4 or 5 weeks ago". Dude's concept of time is waaaaay off.

    • @halflife103
      @halflife103 2 года назад +97

      to be fair, a couple years is the "other day" for me.

    • @hernandezmarkie7382
      @hernandezmarkie7382 2 года назад +13

      That's real shit tho I had a cornea transplant that got me out a drunk driving incident

    • @Gizzard4400
      @Gizzard4400 2 года назад +57

      @@hernandezmarkie7382 so someone died and gave your there cornea just so you can be an idiot and possibly kill someone drinking and driving

  • @TheRealBGregz
    @TheRealBGregz 2 года назад +5044

    You gotta love how this kid repeats every single question that the officer asks.

    • @Matt-od1do
      @Matt-od1do 2 года назад +206

      @Ziga Vidmar "be honest with me".. be honest with you? "Yea" .. Alright.. I took a xanax.. yesterday

    • @abwilson__
      @abwilson__ 2 года назад +184

      i think he did it to buy himself more time to answer the question 😂😂

    • @justinwinston4864
      @justinwinston4864 2 года назад +43

      Product of xanax 😂😂

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 года назад +9

      @@Matt-od1do Alright....I took a half a one when I was smoking pot 2 hours ago! 😜

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 года назад +7

      @@justinwinston4864 Oh no dude! I take a Xanax (legally prescribed of course) to help me sleep! Trust me....I don't act like THAT!

  • @isaac198428
    @isaac198428 6 месяцев назад +3

    High as a kite, has a bong, trying to vape… this ‘bro’ is the type to attend the ‘Burning man/Frye Festival, Coachella and any other wild party in the middle of the desert. ‘That 70’s show’ character. 😂

  • @buedavis92
    @buedavis92 Месяц назад +3

    every time this pops up i watch 😂 can’t get over the kids voice

  • @MrMan-sy4ev
    @MrMan-sy4ev 2 года назад +3070

    Rolls down window, “What seems to be the officer, problem?”

    • @Seruphin
      @Seruphin 2 года назад +32

      I've gone back to this comment while watching 3 times and still laugh XD

    • @bluevictory1010
      @bluevictory1010 2 года назад +2

      😅👍

    • @0rder0fLight
      @0rder0fLight 2 года назад

      Lmao

    • @CyrikDub
      @CyrikDub 2 года назад +50

      I swear to drunk I'm not God

    • @KushagraTomarMusic
      @KushagraTomarMusic 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 you know when you read some texts with the right type of inunciation.

  • @MrM0saic
    @MrM0saic 2 года назад +2101

    You blew the red
    “Yeah I know I didn’t see it.”
    **Lights on top of the car 😂😂😂😂**

    • @LukeRennalds
      @LukeRennalds 2 года назад +30

      “Oh there’s the light.”

    • @That..Guy..
      @That..Guy.. 2 года назад +12

      “I think you might be right. I’m not sure though, it happened so fast” lol

    • @Ramy_Ramz
      @Ramy_Ramz 2 года назад +1

      The red is missing tho I didn't see it

    • @williambearden863
      @williambearden863 2 года назад +3

      Lmao u got me crying hahaha

    • @jaminova_1969
      @jaminova_1969 2 года назад +1

      "Hey, how's it going?"

  • @gerry2217
    @gerry2217 Месяц назад +2

    This is one of the funniest ones I’ve come across.

  • @chriso5219
    @chriso5219 5 месяцев назад +9

    He was just trying to get home to watch Ouch My Balls

  • @tirke6599
    @tirke6599 2 года назад +5660

    Damn, imagine how he looked on the first day of that joint.