I wonder how many of these "game is angry and spooky 'cuz you abandoned it" stories would be quickly solved if the owner of the game set the console's clock back.
That or just waiting since most of these gen one/two creepy pasta stories wouldn't really work that well considering the batteries in those cartridges would've died already.
@@justincanu9153 Oh, that could actually be kind of sad. If we assume these monsters are actually sentient, they might well be aware of their own mortality, knowing that the battery is rapidly draining. Maybe the 'creepiness' is actually a desperate call for help and the protagonist finally figures "Oh, maybe I should change the battery!" Except of course when you do that, it resets all of the data anyway. Whatever entity was in the cartridge -- ultimately not even malevolent, just lonely and afraid of death -- is gone forever, and there was nothing our well-meaning protagonist could have done.
+juan francisco robles araiza 2 de la manguera cecilio 3,carlos 6 lmao not what I meant! That was poor phrasing on my part. The comment was because I felt like an idiot not realizing it sooner.
I've always been torn on this story. I've been wanting to do another Pokemon story for a while, and this one keeps popping up. However every time I skip through it, I _ALWAYS_ see cringe-worthy lines. I'm SO glad you've done it so I can finally listen to this story told in the tone it was meant to... ... dead pan sarcasm :')
+CreepsMcPasta Okay add-on comment- Why rename Pikachu 'Brvr', short for brother?? 'BROTHER' HAS THE SAME AMOUNT OF LETTERS AS 'PIKACHU'! HE DIDN'T NEED TO SHORTEN IT It's going to be one of those _stories_ isn't it...
Now that you said that you were concerning reading this story, I just can’t help but imagine you repeatedly saying “Brvr” and I can’t help but laugh(I love your voice but I don’t think your normal reading voice would fit this story)
I hope you all enjoy the new, ungodly long Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime. Since we're talking about a Gamecube haunted story game, get your handles ready :3.
I know the reason the "best friend" wasn't named! The protagonists best friend was actually VOLDEMORT this whole time! He just doesn't say the name because our protagonist is a huge pansy.
He also didn’t get it used from Gamestop, nor did a doll fly out of the tv so clearly this is a fake story. Frankly I’m horrified that some sick son of a bitch would make this
+ruth mcnally Which is better, the porn or the creepypasta? If it's the porn, well, at least she's roughly adequate at pr0nz. If it's the story, then how horrific is the smut!?
Wayland The Bat I can't say I'm the best judge of porn, but I'll admit that I found the Jirachi porn kinda ridiculous. (Jirachi apparently has a spiked dick. Also, to sum it up the rest of picture in a reference joke, 50 Shades Of Wishes) Also, she has a yaoi picture of BRVR kissing a normal Pikachu. As well as another notable creepypasta named Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Death. (Yuri should feature it on a future BSCPST episode)
+ruth mcnally i promise it's a joke that me and the writer did the 'spiked dick' is a spelon berry also writer would prefer no more videos on her stories, they were from at least 5 years ago and we're both embarrassed of them.
1Kenny30 it’s kinda like how the fact that the phrase “baby daughter clone” is uttered in chrono cross signaled that it’s plot got waaaay too complicated
I've probably watched this video 4-5 times and it never clicked in my mind that the character was female. Probably cause I check out about 10 minutes into the story.
One thing I noticed. When he said “I knew this game was gonna be different than the other two” I’m pretty sure the other two he was talking about were Mario and Pac-Man, not other Pokémon games
Pretty sure thats either the joke, or perhaps Yuri doesn't notice most things; or maybe, because the author's so bad at writing coherent stories, nobody cared. Also, Yuri saying "what other two, you said you never played Pokémon games before", is just funny anyways. Also, I've played Pokémon Channel before, it's a cutesy game, like a sequel to "Hey You, Pikachu!", on the N64, which was one of my 2 first n64 games, along with "Pokémon Snap", and "Super Mario 64", and was much different from the other 2.
actually I think yuri reading that would end up the same way as sonic.exe where he skipped both knuckles' and robotnik's parts because it's just that repetitive
I'm pretty sure "Different from the other two," is referring to the other two Gamecube games he had tried (i.e. Mario Sunshine and Pac-Man World 2) because otherwise, as you point out, it makes no sense.
"I got up and looked back at my desk. On it was a Pikachu Doll Z." That sounds familiar and it disturbs me having to think about that other cliche creepypasta.
The thing I love about these long creepy pastas is that i end up watching them at least twice. One reason being so I can understand the mad ramblings of the author who believes they are making a story, another reason is so that i have something to listen to while I try to get all the support convos in Fire Emblem Birthright and Conquest. Thanks Yuri!
"I have Pokemon Channel for the Gamecube too. Right after reading this, now I play the game once a week. Cool story! 10\10" "This is a really cool story! Great job! 10/10" "O...M...G... that was scary like f#ck! this story gives me chills and for some reason I like it. I think the last sentance was #creepy. 10/10 keep up the scary/awsome work." - Actual comments from the creepypasta wiki.
I can understand why theres a pretty large gap in content sometimes. Forcing yourself to read shit like this for half an hour would probably put most people into a coma as your brain slowly tries to erase itself to forget what itd just read.
+Sean Finch I've tried it once. My mouth was dry, my head hurt, my eyes were sore, and I felt awful. It was miserable, and now I have the highest respect for Yuriofwind. If you're interested in what I read, trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PMD:_Explorers_of_Death_V2 is the link.
Thinks to do with Pikachu: >watch TV with my best friend Brrvrrvrr >go fishing with him >play tic tac toe with him >talk to other Pokémon with him >grow a garden with him >build a snow man with him >read a list of game features with him >explore ancient ruins with him >play musicals with him (on broadway probably) >sit around camp fires and tell stories with him >tell him he's adopted with him >gaze at the stars with him >stop telling me things you can do with pikachu
this isn't even the worst creepypasta out there (hell, it's half-decent even) but yuri's magic manages to transform it into a horrifyingly painful experience to you know, listen to. cause it's bad
@@m4ye104 more or less. it's not fantastic literature but still not the worst read out there. yuri's bit is to make the mediocre pastas sound awful and the genuinely bad creepastas into an exercise in endurance. creepypastas are old hat nowadays but honestly most of them are pretty alright, albeit trope-filled
i remember when you had like 20 000 subs, i just looked then and you have almost 300 000, how did you blow up? what did i miss? regardless congrats dude, always loved your content
"If I felt sad, Pikachu acted sad too, but if I needed cheering up, he would act silly." What? So when the guy felt and and needed cheering up, did pikachu act sad or silly? Those are two different opposite things. Whatttt?
Lesbian Lioness the japanese verson of fire emblem fates gave you the. ability to pet/touch your party members but it got removed from the us and eu versions
The idea of a character returning to a long-forgotten game is great, but holy shit, there did not need to be so much fluff in the beginning. It's a nice concept, but the story could be improved.
I remember one of the Creepypasta reader on RUclips read this one months ago unironically. I forgot witch one, but I remember thinking that it was one of the worst I ever heard seriously read. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been deleted yet. Thank you Yurifowind, thank you for reading this and sealing this pasta's fate.
+TheSapphirewave Unfortunately, this pasta is in the Creepypasta Wiki's Historical Archive, so it won't be deleted. creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Historical_Archive
You know I like to think that the oh-so-terrible thing the author's friend did to get banned from them was to threaten to tie the author down and force them to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Shadethewolfy Or, maybe they forced them to write/read a crappy story, like this one, for example... or any of Tom's awful stories. That could be considered a terrible enough crime to get their parents to not let their son/daughter near this other girl who was author's best friend, who totally exists, and isn't a figment of the author's imagination. But, I know all too well what it's like to lose your best friend, and keep moving away. I've never written crappy stories though. I've also never had a girl as one of my best friends since last year. But I broke my phone, so I couldn't talk to her again until last week, because her video was privated until 2 weeks ago. But when I commented on her video again, she didn't reply back, and probably because she didn't believe it was really me. I tried to apologize, for being an irresponsible dickhead, but I guess she doesn't believe me, or she's so pissed at me that she doesn't want to hear from me again. That was 2 or 3 weeks ago. Guess I'm back to 0 friends again. Nothing i can do now. I'd love to turn back time and stop myself from being an idiot, but time machines don't exist. Neither do reset buttons. Sorry, this is a long message, dude. Until next time, take care, and may the stars shine upon you until the end of your journey!
@@shawnfields2757 He of fair eyes! :D It's nice to see you again. But yes, I agree with you it was probably something like that. And I too know the pain of having to constantly move and leave behind close friends of mine. It's painful, man... it hurts your soul. As for writing crappy stories... I guess my creepypasta about Froslass counts... It's up on my deviantArt if you're interested. "Cold Hearts, Colder Shoulders" by NekoShade. I should probably rewrite it but I haven't found the motivation to. Or the inspiration to, for that matter. Being a writer is hard as the muses are fickle little shitheads who like to toy with the emotions and hearts of those that are subject to their whims. Which is everyone. Bleh. One of these days though. Probably.
Shadethewolfy Thanks for the compliment, but I wear glasses, so you can't really see my eyes. But, everyone I've met says i look handsome without glasses. I think they're right. Mainly, it's my mom and grandma who say that, but I still think that's true. I don't mean to sound rude, but no thanks on the story thing. Don't worry, I'm sure your story is cool (no pun intended), but I'm sure a few rewrites here or there wouldn't hurt. I wrote a Dragon Ball Z fanfiction back in 2003 or something, so I was still like, 10 or 11. It was online too. I also wrote bad Mortal Kombat character stories too. But those were on paper. I was bored, so I wrote them during class, when I was a kid/teenager. So, around when Deadly Alliance/Deception came out. I'm not really a fan of social media, unless you want to count RUclips. I know, about the moving thing. Me and my family do that way too much. Either my friends move, or we do. That's the way it's always been dude. I don't get why. I agree. That's how I'd describe it too. It's painful, and it hurts your very soul. So, the author got that part right at least. It's heartbreaking and soul crushing. Take your time if you want to rewrite it. I'm sure people would like your story too, you've just got to take constructive criticism, and use it if you want to make your story look as cool as you'd want it to be. And, well I'm still on G.U. Vol.2, but I'm further ahead. Alkaid is in a coma, Atoli was possessed, Sakaki is a douche, Sakubo and Enderance, as well as Antares join your team, and something about sealed weapons, and some dude named Phyllo. Also, everyone's either level 100, or close. Don't worry if not everyone likes your story, I'm sure it'll be a massive hit. So, until the next time, may the stars shine upon you until the end of your journey!!
The story is generic, melodramatic and *SUPER GORY*, but I feel like the general concept behind it could be used to do something better. The whole "thing left behind for several years" thing could be used to make an interestingly depressing story, but it could use less gore and yellow electric mice. And video games too, probably.
Yuri thank you for making my crap day better. Almost 50 minutes of your sarcastic voice reading a terrible creepypasta is what makes my day better. Thank you :)
So coming back to this after reading the sequel with my roommate we discovered that author-senpai was a girl which after listening to this again and how she describes her unnamed best friend it wouldn't be out of the question if she had an extremely unhealthy obsession with the poor girl that the parents discovered after finding the best friend shrine and told their daughter that she couldnt be around best friend-chan anymore.
@@Yuriofwind Star-byte on deviant art, seems to be self aware of her old writing habits and posted disclaimers on all of her old stories about how they’re cringe
Here's what I'd like to know: this stupid Pikachu (Brvrvrvr) went around killing every Pokémon in the game... So what did the little schmuck do when he ran into Latios at Cobalt Coast? :D
Metal Jacket also how did that picachu kill things like magnamite and diglet? Correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure both of them have types that make them immune to electricity
@@glasshorse6893I know this is an old comment but I’m pretty sure they aren’t immune to being stabbed and cut up which is what the pikachu did. They didn’t have a pokemon battle. He killed them.
If this wasn't a creepypasta, it would probably be a warm reunion of two friends swept around by life's tides one way or another. But no, instead we got the worst part of Sonic.exe. Wonderful idea.
Well, as long as you get some free stuff, who gives a crap if you're haunted? Just as long as the haunted thingy in question doesn't kill you, possesses you, or turn you into Tom or Tom 2.0. A truly horrifying fate indeed.
I love plushies and I'm fucking edgy as fuck. These stories throw edgy bloody ones at you. That's basically optimal free merch for me. I feel like if I had a Facebook the ads would be leading me to local garage sales with ghosts in video games. Or that creepy old man every main character in these always meets.
@@ectothermic Oh ok. Sorry for not responding earlier, as usual, RUclips fucks up and doesn't even tell me when someone replies. Sorry about that ma'am. Good luck with finding haunted games, and try not to get killed by them. Or possessed, or turned into Tom. I hear he's a real douche.
Well I don't own any stop watches so I'm basically mostly safe. I do have a friend named Kyle but I also have a friend named Andrew which means Yuri's spirit lives within him which by extension means I'm slightly immune to bad writing.
@@ectothermic Well, when I was 2nd grade, which was when I was a kid, I also had a best friend named Kyle. But that was 20 years ago. I'm 25 now. Haven't seen the dude in years. Haven't had any real friends in years either. Had to drop out of high school 6 years ago because of my epilepsy. It's also the reason why my mom quit her job, why I can't work and why I can't drive a car either. It's pretty bad, But I'm ok.
I was actually well acquainted with the author of this story, and it used to be widely regarded on deviantart as the scariest shit this side of K-Mart. Oh how times change...I look forward to hearing this reading.
This creepypasta COULD have been interesting if it contained flashbacks of 'brvr' slowly going insane as he realized that the author has abandoned him. For example, he could have written this at 33:00. "'brvr' thought back to his earlier days. He remembered how foolish he has been, trying to play Tic Tac Toe with the other Pokémon, just to gain some comfort in socializing. When the realization that your best friend has totally abandoned you sets in, the path of insanity swiftly follows." It's not perfect (it probably would have required for this story to be written from the third perspective), but it does add some mystery to the question of how 'brvr' went on a murder spree.
Damn, Yuri is a fuckin savage in this pasta. Understandable though, I read this one long ago and it just went on and on without saying anything of substance.
Almost 50 minutes? Holy shit, that's awesome! c: Thank you as always for the entertainment :) No seriously, it's always a pleasure to see a video from you. Your charming, sarcastic sense of humor is something I think a lot of other RUclipsrs lack.
So, am I the only one who noticed that this "story" has no conflict until the goddam end? It's just a bunch of stuff that happens, and then it ends. The narrator never really solves anything. Actually, that appears to be a common thing with creepypastas. Rather than presenting a problem for a protagonist to overcome, stuff just happens until the end. What a travesty. But, I loved your reading of it, Yuri. Thanks a lot for all your hard work!
I wonder how many of these "game is angry and spooky 'cuz you abandoned it" stories would be quickly solved if the owner of the game set the console's clock back.
That or just waiting since most of these gen one/two creepy pasta stories wouldn't really work that well considering the batteries in those cartridges would've died already.
@@justincanu9153 Oh, that could actually be kind of sad. If we assume these monsters are actually sentient, they might well be aware of their own mortality, knowing that the battery is rapidly draining. Maybe the 'creepiness' is actually a desperate call for help and the protagonist finally figures "Oh, maybe I should change the battery!"
Except of course when you do that, it resets all of the data anyway.
Whatever entity was in the cartridge -- ultimately not even malevolent, just lonely and afraid of death -- is gone forever, and there was nothing our well-meaning protagonist could have done.
@@MmeCShadow hey no no real pathos or emotion in a bullshit creepypasta, only hyperrealistic blood and bad grammar
@MmeCShadow I'm writing this RIGHT NOW
Nine minutes in, I realize Yuri isn't ranting about his own life and had already started reading the creepypasta
Ayy lmao
+juan francisco robles araiza 2 de la manguera cecilio 3,carlos 6 lmao not what I meant! That was poor phrasing on my part. The comment was because I felt like an idiot not realizing it sooner.
+juan francisco robles araiza 2 de la manguera cecilio 3,carlos 6 I've realized lol... My bad, Yuri.
Yeah, I felt the same too... I was confused for a while too.
+Christian Jhawk how do you even-He said author at least twice within that time span
I've always been torn on this story. I've been wanting to do another Pokemon story for a while, and this one keeps popping up. However every time I skip through it, I _ALWAYS_ see cringe-worthy lines. I'm SO glad you've done it so I can finally listen to this story told in the tone it was meant to...
... dead pan sarcasm :')
+CreepsMcPasta I helped with the torning? :D
+CreepsMcPasta Okay add-on comment- Why rename Pikachu 'Brvr', short for brother?? 'BROTHER' HAS THE SAME AMOUNT OF LETTERS AS 'PIKACHU'! HE DIDN'T NEED TO SHORTEN IT
It's going to be one of those _stories_ isn't it...
+CreepsMcPasta The upside to BRVR is I get to say a stupid not name for the whole story. So that's something :3.
CreepsMcPasta 👍
Now that you said that you were concerning reading this story, I just can’t help but imagine you repeatedly saying “Brvr” and I can’t help but laugh(I love your voice but I don’t think your normal reading voice would fit this story)
She did something horrible?
"Use your imagination."
Dear god, she REVEALED HER NAME!
I don't what Pikachu is so mad about, by the sound of it, the author played that game more then most people.
"'I used the C-stick to pet him,' though don't get used to that petting cuz it'll get removed in the localization."
This is why you're my favorite
are people still buttblasted about that?
GammaRidley lookin at you fates
I hope you all enjoy the new, ungodly long Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime. Since we're talking about a Gamecube haunted story game, get your handles ready :3.
My handle's always ready, Yuri.
+Yuriofwind my Handle is so reggie
+Greatgodsephiroth He would be proud.
Did Nico do the art for the new Caddicarus logo
Not anymore.
Pikachu became lonely. The solution to this? Kill every living thing around him. Yes.
10/10 flawless logic
Or he could just befriend everyone else and ignore the author.
Except Delibird and Chansey, they get to stay.
He actually did this to show how Lonely he was, 😖
If it works for Jeffrey Dahmer, it should work for Pikachu.
every time he says "brivrve" I die on the inside. he's so cute
+To the Tardis And back LOL!
+To the Tardis And back I'm gonna name a Pikachu Brivrvre XD
XD
it's brvr
+Jamie Lee Hollinshead He pronounces it "Brivrve"
Do you know why it's called Pokemon Dead Channel?
Because the Pokemon are dead.
WTF? DONT YOU SAY!
Like my son thanks for bringing it up.
Geez, watch the spoilers
Not anymore.
+GamingFanatic/Spiderfog because by the end I feel like I'm dead?
I know the reason the "best friend" wasn't named!
The protagonists best friend was actually VOLDEMORT this whole time! He just doesn't say the name because our protagonist is a huge pansy.
PLOT TWIST
ERMAGHERD!!!!
or because he didn't have any friends to begin with
@@tony-wt1wqOh; so he was me then?
"then I got a GameCube now I'm going to talk to that." goddamnit yuri I was drinking
This creepypasta can't be real.
He didn't get the game form an old man at a yard sale, who didn't know he had it.
He also didn’t get it used from Gamestop, nor did a doll fly out of the tv so clearly this is a fake story. Frankly I’m horrified that some sick son of a bitch would make this
it's not real it's a story :3
If you go to the author's DeviantArt page, you'll be greeted with Jirachi porn. If you get past that, you'll learn that this story has a sequel.
+ruth mcnally
Which is better, the porn or the creepypasta?
If it's the porn, well, at least she's roughly adequate at pr0nz.
If it's the story, then how horrific is the smut!?
Wayland The Bat
I can't say I'm the best judge of porn, but I'll admit that I found the Jirachi porn kinda ridiculous. (Jirachi apparently has a spiked dick. Also, to sum it up the rest of picture in a reference joke, 50 Shades Of Wishes)
Also, she has a yaoi picture of BRVR kissing a normal Pikachu. As well as another notable creepypasta named Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Death. (Yuri should feature it on a future BSCPST episode)
ruth mcnally
Ah. Sounds either interestingly eclectic or interestingly cringy. Either way it'll be a laugh.
+ruth mcnally i promise it's a joke that me and the writer did
the 'spiked dick' is a spelon berry
also writer would prefer no more videos on her stories, they were from at least 5 years ago and we're both embarrassed of them.
+Wayland The Bat it's not smut promise it's a joke pic
the 'spiked dick' was a spelon berry
Y'know, this story really resonated with me.
Wonder how my Nintendogs are doing right now?
*dies by ds*
+jakfrost25 They're probably just unkempt, hungry, and parched.
But still alive. They've been surviving on nothing but cockroaches and spoiled milk.
that ash face on the side of the screen
(.-_.-)
(• ) (• )
* ( *
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No way! I thought it was pikachu's face
Noah...... He isn't saying "oh look its ash face" or "is that ash face", He saying "Ash face looks funny!"
"Though don't get used to that petting because it'll get removed in the localization"
Oh you
If your horror story includes the sentence "The cookie floated downwards", you shouldn't be a writer.
You might be able to make it work, I mean, if the Beetles could make Maxwell's Silver Hammer, anything can happen.
1Kenny30 it’s kinda like how the fact that the phrase “baby daughter clone” is uttered in chrono cross signaled that it’s plot got waaaay too complicated
Otherwise you wouldn't know the cookie didn't fall with normal gravity. It slowly slid down the screen.
>48 minutes for a shitty, edgy creepypasta.
I'm fine with this.
David Rodriguez edgy is fucking understatement
40 minutes in: wait, the main character is a girl?
Saint Jynr To be fair, 48 minutes in and it's still a question if the main character is even human...
I've probably watched this video 4-5 times and it never clicked in my mind that the character was female. Probably cause I check out about 10 minutes into the story.
I listened to this story thrice and I've just found out about the main character being a girl
Changes how I view the “sleepovers” ;)
almost 50 min of Yuri's voice, that is pretty noice.
One thing I noticed. When he said “I knew this game was gonna be different than the other two” I’m pretty sure the other two he was talking about were Mario and Pac-Man, not other Pokémon games
Pretty sure thats either the joke, or perhaps Yuri doesn't notice most things; or maybe, because the author's so bad at writing coherent stories, nobody cared. Also, Yuri saying "what other two, you said you never played Pokémon games before", is just funny anyways. Also, I've played Pokémon Channel before, it's a cutesy game, like a sequel to "Hey You, Pikachu!", on the N64, which was one of my 2 first n64 games, along with "Pokémon Snap", and "Super Mario 64", and was much different from the other 2.
Please read Blood Whistle. SO EDGY.
Seriously, it's hilarious.
actually I think yuri reading that would end up the same way as sonic.exe where he skipped both knuckles' and robotnik's parts because it's just that repetitive
No worse than this shit. I stopped listening halfway through because even yuriofwind cannot save this story.
Hear its cry
Personally I think he should instead read Mario Kart Driven, which was made by the same person.
I'm pretty sure "Different from the other two," is referring to the other two Gamecube games he had tried (i.e. Mario Sunshine and Pac-Man World 2) because otherwise, as you point out, it makes no sense.
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
48 minutes of Yuri
I'm moist
This can be taken in a multitude of ways.
I am moist in every way
Same
+Connor Flynn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I came... then I ejaculated.
"I got up and looked back at my desk.
On it was a Pikachu Doll Z."
That sounds familiar and it disturbs me having to think about that other cliche creepypasta.
Eh, it needs more hyper-realistic blood and 666s...
And more spelling errors.
This story was actually written before that other one.
Lumanator
S U N K Y . J P E G
S I L L Y . T I F F
The thing I love about these long creepy pastas is that i end up watching them at least twice.
One reason being so I can understand the mad ramblings of the author who believes they are making a story, another reason is so that i have something to listen to while I try to get all the support convos in Fire Emblem Birthright and Conquest. Thanks Yuri!
"BRVR knows when you're lying. So he's Santa." by far one of the funniest things Yuri has ever said
A little after the "scary" part happened I was so lost, things were happening with no real explanation and I was just so confused what I just heard.
"I have Pokemon Channel for the Gamecube too. Right after reading this, now I play the game once a week. Cool story! 10\10"
"This is a really cool story! Great job! 10/10"
"O...M...G... that was scary like f#ck! this story gives me chills and for some reason I like it. I think the last sentance was #creepy. 10/10 keep up the scary/awsome work."
- Actual comments from the creepypasta wiki.
the people there are very forgiving
I can understand why theres a pretty large gap in content sometimes.
Forcing yourself to read shit like this for half an hour would probably put most people into a coma as your brain slowly tries to erase itself to forget what itd just read.
+Sean Finch I've tried it once.
My mouth was dry, my head hurt, my eyes were sore, and I felt awful. It was miserable, and now I have the highest respect for Yuriofwind.
If you're interested in what I read, trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PMD:_Explorers_of_Death_V2 is the link.
Thinks to do with Pikachu:
>watch TV with my best friend Brrvrrvrr
>go fishing with him
>play tic tac toe with him
>talk to other Pokémon with him
>grow a garden with him
>build a snow man with him
>read a list of game features with him
>explore ancient ruins with him
>play musicals with him (on broadway probably)
>sit around camp fires and tell stories with him
>tell him he's adopted with him
>gaze at the stars with him
>stop telling me things you can do with pikachu
Which ones were your favorites? Mine were reading off a list of game features, performing musicals, and telling him he's adopted!
22:21 I salute you Yuri. Your painting entitled "SHITE" is one of the best pieces of art I have ever seen. Truly inspired.
this isn't even the worst creepypasta out there (hell, it's half-decent even)
but yuri's magic manages to transform it into a horrifyingly painful experience
to you know, listen to. cause it's bad
Frogmask One might say he's "exposing" it.
Still have same opinion 7 years later?
@@m4ye104 more or less. it's not fantastic literature but still not the worst read out there. yuri's bit is to make the mediocre pastas sound awful and the genuinely bad creepastas into an exercise in endurance. creepypastas are old hat nowadays but honestly most of them are pretty alright, albeit trope-filled
7 years later and it's still freakin hilarious!
i remember when you had like 20 000 subs, i just looked then and you have almost 300 000, how did you blow up? what did i miss?
regardless congrats dude, always loved your content
"If I felt sad, Pikachu acted sad too, but if I needed cheering up, he would act silly."
What? So when the guy felt and and needed cheering up, did pikachu act sad or silly? Those are two different opposite things. Whatttt?
He was acting silly while crying
I love yuri's snide comments after every line it makes it so worth while
I miss our favourite hero - he would have broken in to her room, taken the game out the system... and sat on it, which is his special ability
Time to fall asleep to Yuri's beautiful story telling
Fangs aren't scary. Human teeth on other animals are what's scary.
+Elf Monster Your username… I get the joke.
You can tell this is a good story because they go on a long tangent about how good their lives got and then how they loved and lost.
Watch, as Yuri tries to add as many extra syllables as he possibly can to a 2 syllable word. I love this video.
34:40 Killed me - the jump from "doughnut" to "brain" was so ridiculous.
That dig at localization.
I love you, Yuri :)
If you made it to 33:00, you got a really well placed localization joke for Fire Emblem.
ImmaLittlePip I was honestly really pissed about the whole localization shit so it felt even better when he included that little part in.
Lesbian Lioness the japanese verson of fire emblem fates gave you the. ability to pet/touch your party members but it got removed from the us and eu versions
sword tnhot what?? No head pats??? I’m offended
"This creature will forever haunt my dreams....HI BROCK!!!"
I almost broke into cough-laugh fit.
Huzzah! Yuri always has long enough between videos to make me scared for his life and then he comes back
The idea of a character returning to a long-forgotten game is great, but holy shit, there did not need to be so much fluff in the beginning. It's a nice concept, but the story could be improved.
Honestly Yuri, these creepypastas are made 10x better (or worse) when you read them. I LOVE IT.
"Tell he's adopted with him" Nearly spilled my breakfast...
This person has such bad friends that even her virtual pet had an emotionally manipulative friendship with her.
So basically a tamagotchi
48 minutes. Well I suppose I'd better strap in, cancel my evening plans and get ready for yuri's wild ride
grab your handles :3
I remember one of the Creepypasta reader on RUclips read this one months ago unironically. I forgot witch one, but I remember thinking that it was one of the worst I ever heard seriously read. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been deleted yet. Thank you Yurifowind, thank you for reading this and sealing this pasta's fate.
+TheSapphirewave Unfortunately, this pasta is in the Creepypasta Wiki's Historical Archive, so it won't be deleted. creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Historical_Archive
Well, that sucks.
The least they could do is give it the same treatment as Sonic.EXE since this is one of the rare times that is a better story.
They finally moved it. trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Dead_Channel
I dunno why, but hearing Pikachu is the size of a boot in his tone was just really funny
You know I like to think that the oh-so-terrible thing the author's friend did to get banned from them was to threaten to tie the author down and force them to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Shadethewolfy Or, maybe they forced them to write/read a crappy story, like this one, for example... or any of Tom's awful stories. That could be considered a terrible enough crime to get their parents to not let their son/daughter near this other girl who was author's best friend, who totally exists, and isn't a figment of the author's imagination. But, I know all too well what it's like to lose your best friend, and keep moving away. I've never written crappy stories though. I've also never had a girl as one of my best friends since last year. But I broke my phone, so I couldn't talk to her again until last week, because her video was privated until 2 weeks ago. But when I commented on her video again, she didn't reply back, and probably because she didn't believe it was really me. I tried to apologize, for being an irresponsible dickhead, but I guess she doesn't believe me, or she's so pissed at me that she doesn't want to hear from me again. That was 2 or 3 weeks ago. Guess I'm back to 0 friends again. Nothing i can do now. I'd love to turn back time and stop myself from being an idiot, but time machines don't exist. Neither do reset buttons. Sorry, this is a long message, dude. Until next time, take care, and may the stars shine upon you until the end of your journey!
@@shawnfields2757 He of fair eyes! :D It's nice to see you again. But yes, I agree with you it was probably something like that. And I too know the pain of having to constantly move and leave behind close friends of mine. It's painful, man... it hurts your soul. As for writing crappy stories... I guess my creepypasta about Froslass counts...
It's up on my deviantArt if you're interested. "Cold Hearts, Colder Shoulders" by NekoShade. I should probably rewrite it but I haven't found the motivation to. Or the inspiration to, for that matter. Being a writer is hard as the muses are fickle little shitheads who like to toy with the emotions and hearts of those that are subject to their whims. Which is everyone. Bleh. One of these days though. Probably.
Shadethewolfy Thanks for the compliment, but I wear glasses, so you can't really see my eyes. But, everyone I've met says i look handsome without glasses. I think they're right. Mainly, it's my mom and grandma who say that, but I still think that's true. I don't mean to sound rude, but no thanks on the story thing. Don't worry, I'm sure your story is cool (no pun intended), but I'm sure a few rewrites here or there wouldn't hurt. I wrote a Dragon Ball Z fanfiction back in 2003 or something, so I was still like, 10 or 11. It was online too. I also wrote bad Mortal Kombat character stories too. But those were on paper. I was bored, so I wrote them during class, when I was a kid/teenager. So, around when Deadly Alliance/Deception came out. I'm not really a fan of social media, unless you want to count RUclips. I know, about the moving thing. Me and my family do that way too much. Either my friends move, or we do. That's the way it's always been dude. I don't get why. I agree. That's how I'd describe it too. It's painful, and it hurts your very soul. So, the author got that part right at least. It's heartbreaking and soul crushing. Take your time if you want to rewrite it. I'm sure people would like your story too, you've just got to take constructive criticism, and use it if you want to make your story look as cool as you'd want it to be. And, well I'm still on G.U. Vol.2, but I'm further ahead. Alkaid is in a coma, Atoli was possessed, Sakaki is a douche, Sakubo and Enderance, as well as Antares join your team, and something about sealed weapons, and some dude named Phyllo. Also, everyone's either level 100, or close. Don't worry if not everyone likes your story, I'm sure it'll be a massive hit. So, until the next time, may the stars shine upon you until the end of your journey!!
The story is generic, melodramatic and *SUPER GORY*, but I feel like the general concept behind it could be used to do something better. The whole "thing left behind for several years" thing could be used to make an interestingly depressing story, but it could use less gore and yellow electric mice. And video games too, probably.
Ever see that old Fairly OddParents episode where Timmy's childhood pets come back to life and try to kill him and his parents?
@@DistractedGlobeGuyYep; I have.
Yuri thank you for making my crap day better. Almost 50 minutes of your sarcastic voice reading a terrible creepypasta is what makes my day better. Thank you :)
"Play of the game" So, is that Pikachu a Bastion?
Espurresso genji for life!!!!!
No, it's clearly a Torbjorn.
stride99 It's obviously a Sombra
its a Bastbraörn
Espurresso Its a mercy who raised like two people.
The way you tell this story was laughably entertaining,so good work man ^V^
I don't know what's worse, this story or the fact you actually had to play Pokemon channel.
Why can't I like on RUclips?
+Sam Maggie Because the Android app sucks ass.
What's wrong with Pokemon channel? Never played it.
Solomon Addison It's really boring and there's no substance to it.
Solomon Addison It's "Watching TV: The videogame"
Almost 50 minutes of Yuri's voice. God has not forsaken us.
"God forbid we stand up to the angry electric rat..." -Yuriofwind, 2016
Top notch entertainment like always Yuri! We love you broseph!
48 minutes of Yuri talking... The gods have blessed me this day...
RIP YuriofWind, we'll always remember you and your content, it was 10/10
Pulled out a brain... Still throbbing... I don't think that's a brain... Where did the main character learn biology?
Man, Yuri, I'm so sad that I missed this at the time! Thanks YT sub boxes. Anyway, love these new 45 minute Storytimes! Awesome
So coming back to this after reading the sequel with my roommate we discovered that author-senpai was a girl which after listening to this again and how she describes her unnamed best friend it wouldn't be out of the question if she had an extremely unhealthy obsession with the poor girl that the parents discovered after finding the best friend shrine and told their daughter that she couldnt be around best friend-chan anymore.
Wait, they made a sequel?!
@@Yuriofwind yes they did! Here you go!!
www.deviantart.com/star-byte/art/Pokemon-Dead-Channel-2-266863208
@@Yuriofwind Star-byte on deviant art, seems to be self aware of her old writing habits and posted disclaimers on all of her old stories about how they’re cringe
This is actually one of my favourite game creepypasta so far. I enjoy it, even if it isn't scary.
I have no idea what's going on in this Story. so I'm going to hide under some blankets till its all over.
My God Yuri, you glorious animu fuck.
I've been waiting years for you to cover this particular story.
Now I can die in peace.
The border on this video is hilarious. Gary fothermucking oak.
Here's what I'd like to know: this stupid Pikachu (Brvrvrvr) went around killing every Pokémon in the game...
So what did the little schmuck do when he ran into Latios at Cobalt Coast? :D
yeah, the author didn't really think about that.
Metal Jacket also how did that picachu kill things like magnamite and diglet? Correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure both of them have types that make them immune to electricity
@@glasshorse6893I know this is an old comment but I’m pretty sure they aren’t immune to being stabbed and cut up which is what the pikachu did. They didn’t have a pokemon battle. He killed them.
If this wasn't a creepypasta, it would probably be a warm reunion of two friends swept around by life's tides one way or another. But no, instead we got the worst part of Sonic.exe. Wonderful idea.
When Sun and Moon come out, I'm going to name my Alolan Raichu "Burvurvur."
Yesssss
Stwbmc98 did you do it?
Yes thanks for uploading a new video to my favorite series!
All these spooky stories just end with free merch.
I should get myself haunted.
Well, as long as you get some free stuff, who gives a crap if you're haunted? Just as long as the haunted thingy in question doesn't kill you, possesses you, or turn you into Tom or Tom 2.0. A truly horrifying fate indeed.
I love plushies and I'm fucking edgy as fuck.
These stories throw edgy bloody ones at you.
That's basically optimal free merch for me.
I feel like if I had a Facebook the ads would be leading me to local garage sales with ghosts in video games.
Or that creepy old man every main character in these always meets.
@@ectothermic Oh ok. Sorry for not responding earlier, as usual, RUclips fucks up and doesn't even tell me when someone replies. Sorry about that ma'am. Good luck with finding haunted games, and try not to get killed by them. Or possessed, or turned into Tom. I hear he's a real douche.
Well I don't own any stop watches so I'm basically mostly safe.
I do have a friend named Kyle but I also have a friend named Andrew which means Yuri's spirit lives within him which by extension means I'm slightly immune to bad writing.
@@ectothermic Well, when I was 2nd grade, which was when I was a kid, I also had a best friend named Kyle. But that was 20 years ago. I'm 25 now. Haven't seen the dude in years. Haven't had any real friends in years either. Had to drop out of high school 6 years ago because of my epilepsy. It's also the reason why my mom quit her job, why I can't work and why I can't drive a car either. It's pretty bad, But I'm ok.
So....what do you think Best Friend did? I think she murdered someone
Ashleigh Jones She wrote the sonic.exe saga that's why noboddy want her arround. D:
How can a story be this long but still feel like nothing happened?
Because the first few paragraphs are the author ranting about her life, and half of the paragraphs after that are simple repetition
I was actually well acquainted with the author of this story, and it used to be widely regarded on deviantart as the scariest shit this side of K-Mart.
Oh how times change...I look forward to hearing this reading.
I've watched this episode numerous times, and still find it kinda amusing that Yuri never noticed that the protagonist was a girl
It doesn't really matter if the author/protagonist-san is a boy or a girl, the story they wrote still blows harder than Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash.
@@shawnfields2369 I agree completely, I just find it funny that Yuri never noticed
YuriofWind's reaction to 44:12 was amazing he was like 'wow that suddenly escalated'.
Bro, when's that Pokémon Channal Let's Play gonna be posted to your Let's Play Channal?
I've been biting my nails in anticipation.
I can't get over the voice he makes for all these stories. I can't breath.
This creepypasta COULD have been interesting if it contained flashbacks of 'brvr' slowly going insane as he realized that the author has abandoned him.
For example, he could have written this at 33:00.
"'brvr' thought back to his earlier days. He remembered how foolish he has been, trying to play Tic Tac Toe with the other Pokémon, just to gain some comfort in socializing. When the realization that your best friend has totally abandoned you sets in, the path of insanity swiftly follows."
It's not perfect (it probably would have required for this story to be written from the third perspective), but it does add some mystery to the question of how 'brvr' went on a murder spree.
I always enjoy when a new Bullshit Creepypasta episode comes out
Damn, Yuri is a fuckin savage in this pasta. Understandable though, I read this one long ago and it just went on and on without saying anything of substance.
Almost 50 minutes? Holy shit, that's awesome! c: Thank you as always for the entertainment :)
No seriously, it's always a pleasure to see a video from you. Your charming, sarcastic sense of humor is something I think a lot of other RUclipsrs lack.
BRVR cracked me up too much every time I heard it.
I lost it at "Grades also did not exist at his old school."
I lost it so hard.
Where did you see it last?
I was just about to complain about him not uploading ;-; I should have more faith in Yuri and his beautiful voice
+Samantha Bauer I have two other videos I've been working on too, but story was, so long, took up so much time ;-;
Finally a new video from Yuri. Feels like it's been a while.
I swear to god, every time I watch one of your shows I learn how to become a better writer!
This is the funniest one ever! Your multiple pronunciations of "BRVRRVRRRRVR" were so funny! Please more bullshit creepy pastas!!!
Wait until the author finds out there ARE dishes where you carve up and eat the fish while it's still alive.
So, am I the only one who noticed that this "story" has no conflict until the goddam end? It's just a bunch of stuff that happens, and then it ends. The narrator never really solves anything.
Actually, that appears to be a common thing with creepypastas. Rather than presenting a problem for a protagonist to overcome, stuff just happens until the end.
What a travesty. But, I loved your reading of it, Yuri. Thanks a lot for all your hard work!
Just restart your game and then it will go back to normal
Someone should mod pokemon channel for pikachu to have trip from facades voices.
" I'm gonna fix us some drinks "
MELON
ugh FINALLY! feels like its been forever since the last one.