Miyamoto: Ok guys, with the majority of the demographic playing violent video games, we need to come up with the best Mario game for the Gamecube. Chief Creative Officer: How 'bout this sir...Mario in Grand Theft Auto! Miyamoto: That's literally the worst idea I've ever heard. Any more ideas? Worker: How's this sir. *Puts Luigi's head on one of the Ghostbusters crew* Miyamoto: GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE!
SarahandAshley But Mario was already the most violent game in existence. He killed millions of Toads(turned into bricks) and ate their children to grow bigger in his quest for senseless destruction.
This tech demo was made to show off the power of the Gamecube. The full demo starts off with a giant two dimensional eight bit style Mario. Then the camera goes on further inspection, the giant 2d Mario is composed of 128 CGI boxes on a platform board. Inside each one of the boxes reveals 128 miniature Marios that can interact with each other, move around onscreen, throw the boxes off, along with themselves. The 128 Marios can also deform and warp the terrain that they’re on in many comedic ways, by bringing the structure up and down. plus they can transform the circular board into a giant pepperoni pizza The tiny Marios all tumble off the giant pizza, before it goes into the size of a GameCube format disc. This concluded the tech demo.
Real comments from this story: “say 9.5/10” -YOU'RE NEXT “I begin to feel sorry for the italian plumber. Good job man. 10/10” -Froody Fazeclan “I love this story. Vastly underrated.” -SuckMyPianist And now we start the count down until this is taken down.
My favorite was this one. "makes sense; mario DOES deserve 2 die anyway so what? plus we all love horror games like slender and amnesia, penumbra, hell we even have stuff like this in call of duty good story but I'd say 5.7/10 hey at least its over 5 and any rating over 5 to me is a pass but u should rlly make creepypastas of ur own bro instead of taking references from any cartoon/games like bart srsly dude? but overall; yes it was kinda good"- Rapfan28 I couldn't let this gem disappear forever.
gooble eheg That's people who have never actually played a horror game before. Slender barely has an atmosphere and Amnesia is so popular that eveyone has heard about it, but little people have actually played it and if you're a little curious you would know about Penumbra. I honestly can't take seriously the person who brought up those games, especially when they write like they never went to school. Like, really? If they are gonna pose as a survival horror gamer, at least take the time (5 minutes) to do research (Google search) about some other horror games (beside Amnesia and Penumbra) that are actually horror games. I would love to see this guy try to play the original Clock Tower.
Forte A.K.A Bass You gotta be kidding me... Terrible joke aside, just, what the flying fuck? Have any of these people read at least one horror story in their lives?
“It looked like his Mario Galaxy model. Except looked more realistic, was more realisticly proportioned, and he had his SM64 head.” So it looked absolutely nothing like the Mario Galaxy model.
Self-Referential and in the pasta it said that Mario looked like the one found in Galaxy but a bit more realistic, in odyssey Mario has realistic seam lines on his overalls and has realistic hair.
Mario crappypasta : (starts as based on Nintendo game prototype, ends up as the original concept for an actual future Mario game) Nintendo fanbase : (sweat in contradiction)
I hope you guys don't mind me copying and pasting this story here before it inevitably gets cut from its own website. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mario has been a gaming icon for decades and has been in more games than can be counted. Although no year in recent memory has gone past without some type of Mario game being released, series fans will remember the nearly decade long drought of original Mario platformers. From 1997-2005, there was only one new Mario platformer released: Super Mario Sunshine. During the second part of this drought (after Sunshine's release), the mysterious Super Mario 128 was the main focus of the fanbase. No concrete information was given on the game and, eventually, series creator Shigeru Miyamoto claimed it had simply been a series of test concepts that were never intended to be an actual game. The mystery faded from memory as the Mario drought finally ended and most people forgot about the game that had once been the center of every Mario fan's imagination. The Mario drought corresponded with a bad era for Nintendo in terms of console sales. The Nintendo 64 and GameCube did not have the financial success of the earlier Nintendo Entertainment System and Super Nintendo, or the later Wii. For a very proud company that relied solely on video games to make money, this was quite upsetting for the higher ranking employees that were attached to the company and felt its success or failure reflected on them personally. Nintendo started working on a sequel to the 1996 Super Mario 64 shortly after the game was released, but during the late 90s it became clear that Nintendo was not winning the console war. The Super Mario 64 sequel was restarted from scratch, since the company believed that it was not a substantial enough improvement over the original to turn the tides of the market battle. Seeing the generally more realistic and violent games on Sony's Playstation, the market leader, Nintendo considered making a Mario that was closer in tone to what the public seemed to want. There was quite a bit of internal conflict over how far to go with this new direction and the new Mario was clearly not going to be ready until Nintendo's next console, the GameCube. The only hint of this that was released to the public was a comment by Miyamoto that he thought Mario and Luigi should act "more like grown ups" in their games for the (then soon to be released) GameCube. The new Mario project was ultimately split into two games; Luigi's Mansion, which reflected the darker tone that many felt the series should turn to (although it was still toned down quite a bit compared to what some Nintendo executives and developers wanted), and Super Mario Sunshine, which went in the complete opposite direction. Both were released within a year of the GameCube and Nintendo felt confident that their new system and Mario games would return them to their former glory as market leader. As those familiar with gaming history know, they didn't. The GameCube did even worse in market share than the Nintendo 64, and the mass market's taste shifted even more toward violent, realistic games. During this period, the somber mood at Nintendo intensified and the darker Mario project was revived, this time code named "Super Mario 128". It isn't clear exactly what happened at Nintendo during this period. As we know, nothing called Super Mario 128 was ever released or publicly shown. The source that revealed the internal strife at Nintendo during the later N64 era refused to discuss what was happening during the time of the GameCube's failure, but released a prototype of Super Mario 128 online that can be played on the Wii homebrew channel. The following is a recollection of my time playing it. The game was clearly an early beta; the title screen was nothing but white text saying "Super Mario 128" against a black background. There was no options menu or save file selection, either. After the title screen, the game started. Bowser's laugh from Super Mario 64 looped in the background while a plain text box displayed this dialogue; Mario, I have taken Princess Peach and she will not live to see the sun rise tomorrow unless you take her place. You know what to do and where to go. Do not try to stop me unless you want to hasten her death. The game certainly was going for a darker tone. After I made the text box go away, I was thrust right into gameplay. The first thing I noticed was Mario's character model. His body was as detailed as in Super Mario Galaxy (although a little more realistically proportioned), but his head was taken from his SM64 character model. Obviously his design wasn't finished yet. The setting was a sky level. There were some simple platforms floating in the air. The rest of the area was just blue sky with several clouds scrolling in the background. The clouds seemed more realistic than the usual cartoony puffs in Mario games. They were quite graphically impressive. There was no music or full voice samples from Mario, but there were sound effect/grunts when he jumped. The jumping was more subdued than in other Mario games. Mario didn't jump as high as he usually did and had little control over his movement in the air. The different types of jumps in every 3D Mario weren't present. I played through the level. There was nothing especially notable about the gameplay - enemies didn't seem to have been added yet. I just jumped from platform to platform and it wasn't very challenging. As I went through the level, I noticed the graphics gradually changing. The sky became more and more cloudy until it was entirely composed of clouds, and the cloud background gradually turned to a dark gray. After this, it started to rain. I reached a small platform with a Toad on it. It looked like the Super Mario Galaxy model. When I landed on his platform, dialogue appeared. We don't want you any more, Mario. You don't belong here. Just give Bowser what he wants. Die. After the text box went away, I no longer had control of Mario. Mario just stood there for a while, then turned around and walked off the platform. His body seemed to go limp as he fell. Eventually, it was revealed that there was a realistic, modern city under the sky. The buildings looked neglected, but there were people on the street. Mario hit the ground with a realistic-sounding thud, but he didn't explode or show any visible wounds. He just lay there. The people in the city just kept walking by, ignoring Mario, although I thought I saw a few glance at him with cold, somewhat angry expressions. This went on for a few minutes and eventually, people stopped appearing. Mario got up - I was back in control - but he couldn't jump at all and had a reduced walking speed. The large buildings of the city didn't appear to be interactive, so I just kept walking down the street for a while. Eventually, I found a small house that seemed out of place among the larger buildings. When I approached the door, Mario opened it. The screen went white and some black text appeared. House of Torn Memories This seemed to be the level title. When I pressed a button, the screen faded back to Mario. He was inside the house from before. Everything seemed bigger than it should. It wasn't gigantic, but scaled as if Mario was a very small child. The house was filled with normal object covered in dust and signs of neglect. There were no people on the ground floor, just things like broken lamps and rotting food. I found a door that opened to a set of stairs going down, leading to a basement. In the basement, I found a dilapidated couch and a broken TV. However, what really caught my attention was what was on the couch: two skeletons that appeared to be children, judging by their size. Due to the scale of the house, they were still larger than Mario. I was starting to get really disturbed by now. How had a Mario game containing this been programmed to this extent? I went up to the skeletons and tried pressing buttons to interact with them or the TV, but nothing seemed to happen. I was about to turn around and look elsewhere when I was nearly scared to death by a deafeningly loud crash coming from the game. What appeared to be Bowser seemed to have broken through the floor from below and landed in front of Mario. I say "appeared to be" because this was nothing like the way Bowser is usually rendered. The reptilian monster in the game had Bowser's basic brownish-yellow and green color pattern, but looked far more threatening than any Bowser model I had seem before. It was not proportioned like the Bowser I knew. Its arms and legs were far longer in relation to its body and ended in razor-sharp claws. The green shell didn't look like it had spikes glued on; they were more jagged and organic looking with the same dark green color the rest of the shell had. The face had small but intense pure black eyes and a mouth full of jagged teeth that took up far more of the face than it should have. Mario was cowering in fear from this thing. A dialogue box appeared. You've kept me waiting long enough, Mario. I will taste flesh soon. Will you finally surrender, or does Peach have to die? I still didn't have control. Mario just stood there, shivering for several seconds before nodding his head. Bowser impaled Mario with his claws. There was no blood, but it was clear from the animation and sound effects that the sharp digits of Bowser's hands had gone through Mario's body. In one swift motion, Bowser dragged Mario up to his face and bit his head off. Again, there was no blood or graphic details left behind on Mario's neck - just Mario's character model being destroyed. The screen faded to black. In white text, another level name appeared. Mario's Eternal Home Mario's character model was whole again when the level started. It was the only thing on the screen besides the black background. It was floating, as if in space. I could somewhat control it, but it felt more like I was deciding the general direction in which Mario would tumble than fully controlling him. As I drifted towards no apparent destination, voices faded in. They were echoing, deep voices telling Mario that he was worthless... that the world no longer had any use for him and everyone would be better off if he was dead. High pitched crying was layered onto the voices after a bit. It sounded like it was supposed to be Mario's cries. This really disturbed me and I found myself fighting back tears. For reasons I couldn't understand, this was effecting me on an emotional level. The voices and aimless wandering went on for several minutes until I spotted a light grey speck in the distance. I moved towards it. It took a very long time to reach, and grew closer at a much slower rate than it should have. When I was close enough to make it out, I saw that it was a tombstone. It was a very plain one with cracks in several places. When I got right next to the tombstone, I could see writing on it. I turned off the system right after reading it. I'm not going to play the beta or hack or whatever this was again. There was a single word written on the tombstone. Innocence Credited to KI Simpson ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (I, GundamFan527, in no way, shape, or form, had any part in writing, editing, or posting this creepypasta and take no credit for doing so. It is entirely the work of the Creepypasta Wiki user, KI Simpson. This copy-and-paste is only to provide other viewers with a convenient transcript from which to read along to YuriofWind's narration. So please, don't accuse me of plagiarism and send the SWAT team out to kill me!)
Wait a minute... needlessly edgy reboot, shitty controls, unfinished graphics, realistically proportioned hero, modern city, pointless villain redesign, main character death... my God... this is the Mario version of Sonic '06!
Now I want to make a creepypasta called Super Luigi 128 and have it be a hilarious telling of Luigi coming in at the last second and sucking (apparently Giga) Bowser into the Poltergust 3000 and telling Mario to not be such a pansy.
I did research and found out that the still ongoing voice for Mario in the video games was performed by Charles Martinet. Charles Martinet was born since 1955. Before he became the voice of Mario not to mention the voice actor for video games and cartoons, he first started out as a famous actor for television, movies, and corporate videos.
Wasn't Mario vs Donkey Kong - a GBA platformer starring Mario - released in 2004, during the supposed 'drought'? Also, N64 had Conker, Duke Nukem 64, Doom 64, Perfect Dark, Turok and Resident Evil 2... it hardly lacked 'dark and mature' titles - I mean, some of these were even N64 exclusives! This entire story is such a load of BS.
DanSweeto The tombstone SHOULD have read: UR NEXT AND A SKELTON POPPED OUT AND IM DIED! Or something equally horrifying, as everyone knows that the words above are the spookiest things ever.
It's like some of these are legitimately trying to make up some bullshit so they can get on these videos. I'm waiting for one that just says, "hyper realistic blood everywhere" and nothing else.
Leopold Litchenstein Believe it or not, this particular creepypasta was created before Yuri's Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime segment. So its stupidity was most likely an attempt to be genuinely creepy.
You know what's the scariest part of this story? The fact that some people actually want mario to become like this. Some "super serious dark interactive movie for matures gamers such as myself". Truly terrifying.
That might actually work for something like Zelda or Metroid if you give it to someone like Rockstar or MachineGames and tone down the sex. Not edgy Mario, though. Fuck that shit. Closest I see to Mario going that route is a T-rated RPG in the vein of the Amblin classics... and that's fine by me. Or T-rated Smash. Pick your poison.
Oh, you think just that *thought* is scary ?!.. Have you read the "truth being Mario game" creepypasta, or watched some of those youtube fanmade movies where Mario is a dukeNukem-like bad_ss mof_ nuking goombas like fireflowers gave actual napalm bombs ?!.. THOSE things will give you *nightmares* !!
Reminds me of this one idiot I heard who legit made this take: "Yes, this will seem like Complaining, About Games 1 Don't Play dismissed as trolling, and promptly deleted, but I just want to vent. Okay, first up: Mario. First point: The Mushroom Kingdom is a Sugar Bowl compared to anything resembling the real world, I know, games shouldn't try to look real, right? Wrong. I want to be able to feel like this place might just exist, and in making the Mushroom Kingdom such a Sickeningly Sweet place, Nintendo has alienated me from the series. Second, the characters. There's barely any characterization at all. Bowser's the villain, Peach is the princess that needs rescued, and the Mario brothers are the dudes who do the rescuing. Beyond that, there's nothing at all to tell you why you should do arything. So what do I propose? Replace the Mario brothers. The next time Bowser kidnaps Peach, the brothers will gladly go in to rescue her, but this time King Koopa ain't messin' around. He kills the two guys when they enter his throne room. However, needing heroes, a new portal to the kingdom opens. This time, two mafia hitmen emerge, Mario and Luigi Corleone(yeah, I know, I just pulled that name straight from The Godfather, but it's all I could think of for American-Italians mafiosi. Sorry.). Their cover is that their family business is plumbing, but these two guys are here to kill people. They've got Tommy guns, Browning Automatic Rifles and Colt M1911s. They hear of the kidnapped princess and decide to take on the job just for the cash. They kill their way through the Koopa hordes. Bowser is killed when a .30-06 round goes through his left eye. Peach is rescued, but neither of them get any romantic vibe. For these two. it's "Strictlv business."*"
The name of super Mario 128 was also a level title in super smash brothers melee (One of the most successful games for the Nintendo gamecube in 2001). It was a level where you get to battle 128 tiny Marios.
Honestly, I'm glad Yuri read this story in his typical snarky comical manner. Because this might genuinely be one of the stupidest and most ignorant creepypastas he's read in this segment so far. Either the person that wrote this is *very* young and just learned some fancy aesthetic words on the news one morning (beta and market share really come to mind because of how often they come up despite the author clearly showing no understanding of either concept) or a really poorly educated edgy teen. The entire set-up and description of the story is nonsense and based on really ignorant and misinformed analysis of the video game industry at the time, on top of the author projecting his own biased opinions as justifications for these claims (given how often he brings up "violent video games" as the reason Nintendo's competitors were succeeding while they were failing, in a very clearly judgmental fashion). Then the "beta" part comes up and the story gets even worse. Not only is everything that happens in the "beta" nothing but unadulterated edgy nonsense (to the point it's sometimes unintentionally funny), but it's also not even a little bit scary. On top of the fact that this was written by someone who has very clearly not seen a beta version of anything before - Beta versions of games don't play like finished versions of Little Johnny's first flash game. This story is just written on top of too much ignorance and bad faith on the reader for *anyone* to suspend their disbelief long enough to take this seriously instead of completely ironically. It's probably the worst story Yuri's read on the segment, even worse than Sonic.exe 2, to be honest. That story was funny, over the top and incompetent bad. This story is just irritating bad. It genuinely thinks it's smart with its writing. *What is it still doing on the Creepypasta wiki?* With so many positive comments and everything? I thought the wiki had upped their standards significantly years ago, clearly not, then.
I like that there's no blood and gore in this story, or much detail in general it'll be easier to animate if I ever animate the "gameplay". I like the idea of just swapping Galaxy Mario's head with SM64's and using some generic reptile model with new colors as Bowser. xD
I especially like how someone was actually, unironically defending that shit. Calling it a deep metaphor when it's clear as fucking day what the "metaphor" is.
I remember when I found this creepypasta on the Wiki one time when I was 13 years old. I got bored of it so quickly thanks to the beginning that drags on and on and on and *on.*
Your voice is the only reason I listen to these creepypastas man. They're so illogical in structure I can't even focus on what's going on half the time haha.
I have no words, Yuri is the best creepypasta story teller making everything less morbid and monotone, but instead just throw the "creepy" in creepypasta out the window into a volcano and make it so people will sleep at night when they click on a creepypasta video, you get a cookie.
Super Mario 128 is a tech demo about 128 Marios running around a platform. So they took the engine, and the assets from that game and made it a "hyper realistic" platform with realistic physics? How do these things connect?
A few minutes in I realised I had no idea what the story was about and that I was just staring blankly into space. I've finished the video know and I still can't figure out that clusterfuck of a plot. It just felt like random disconnected sentences vaguely joined together with no coherent message behind them. I think I need some sleep.
Also... this doesn't even sound like a fun game! Game is just a series of random, and stupid events... is author really trying to convince us that this would be something professional game designers would make? Even in the fictional universe author has created, this makes no sense. I think the real scary part is bad game design.
Of the BSCPSTs this has to be the low point not because of Yuri but because of the story itself: first a massively irrelevant info dump followed by a horrendously cliche "artsy" ending that made me groan and want to pull my hair out.
Wait, Mario looked like his SMG model but with more realistic proportions, and his head was taken from SM64? Like, they just straight-up took his low-poly head from his model in SM64? Who thought that'd be a good idea?
How to make video game creepypasta. 1. Mysterious bootleg game 2. HAUNTED bootleg game 3. My God, weird crap in this bootleg game 4. Spelling and grammar of a four year old.
1:47 that legit looked like ants walking on a personal pan pizza someone left out overnight after ordering from Little Caesars and forgot to put away when they realized they weren't hungry.
Starts off with the giant two dimensional 8-bit style Mario and went zooms and it turns out he composed of 128 3D boxes. Inside each one of these boxes reveals a mini Mario at the same time there’s a number counter on screen that changes until all 128 Mario‘s or revealed on screen at once. you can see them all move around interacting with each other, chucking themselves off the circular board, along with the boxes, deforming the board in several different ways, and best of all, they can also transform the platform into a giant pizza. And The end of the tech demo, all the tiny Mario’s and the boxes get thrown off the pizza, as it into the size of a gamecube format disc.
I think this is the first Bullshit Creepypasta where the story actually had me clocking out and I was more interested in the gameplay footage. Also dat ending. So art. Very meaning. Also I'd really love to meet the guy who keeps spreading around the rumour that realism = scary.
I recommend "A_one, are you". Probably one of the most contrived and silly "Creepy"pastas I've ever read. The only thing scary about it is that someone actually wrote it and expected it to be taken seriously.
Oh Shit! The game can't possibly get any more violent than Tony Hawk's Pro Skater! I remember having nightmare aboot eat were I strted bleding hiper realistic blud from my toes, after hereing a super spooky nose from that gaem
Oh man I completely forgot about this whole series even though it used to be one of my favourite on RUclips, well at least I have some new videos to catch up on!
Ok so i don't think anyone cares but for the "Drought" Mario 64-1996 Sunshine-2002 Mario galaxy-2007 but paper mario 1 was 2000 and TTYD was 2004 so like what drought
It’s actually really funny how wrong they got it. Like fuckin hell a simple ass Google search that takes 2 seconds proves their release date for sunshine was wrong. Christ sakes they obviously looked some shit up but didn’t bother checking when sunshine was released.
The Bowser part was hilarious! I honestly thought the author had SOME hope left, but... Not really! it was obvious the author wanted this to end as quickly as possible! XD
the real story of the 128 demo (if you don't know) it was the beta of galaxy. the creator of the demo love planet based platforms. segerua meamoto(kill me i can't spell) was really interested with the idea. after the DK jungle beat finish development meamoto ask if they wanted to make a mario game. They said yes. so the guy who made the 128 demo set his sights to the wii. and the rest was history. sorry i could not go in-depth. i can't really type that well. but you can look it up if you want.
I feel sleepy after hearing these too. Especially when I try to pay full attention, then it's surprising that I make it through the whole thing. Bad stories are like lullabies, I guess.
I was just google "super mario 128" while I was looking for an ISO for it. Google autocomplete gave me "creepypasta" and I just "no are you fucking shitting me"
Yuriofwind yeah it's a great new intro t your series dude. keep it up! Too bad you aren't able to do videos more often because you're hilarious with your secondary commentary thrown in while you read the bullshit stories lol.
haha... this one's _so_ bad... i _totally_ didn't do a serious reading of this one...
*[sweats]*
CreepsMcPasta It's gonna be okay man ;-; *hug* :D
CreepsMcPasta that awkward moment when your name should be crapsmcpasta for the reading of a crappy creepypasta.
***** The akward-er moment when I realize I have no idea who any of you people are...
CreepsMcPasta awwwwww im sorry creeps, its ok *hugs*
CreepsMcPasta Even if you did, you get a "pass".
Sometimes a forget an actual human wrote these stories seriously and not as a joke. That's really the scary part
Also, this was hilarious. God, I laughed so hard at so many of the side comments. This is a freaking great way to start off my day
X Legend We've reached the point where the dumbness is starting to affect our gramer.
yep, were all going hollow.
Haedox It might be a joke.
(I hope it's a joke...)
huh? sorry I just became lost in thought
I loved the progression: trivia>lies>cliches
AguzSuiCaedere And the plot... never came.
José Cuesta As the Creepy Pasta Mods and Modesses heard the cries of help, they flooded the Creepy Pasta realm into Ghosts of good Pastas...
Undeabducks That's a better story than this piece of crap.
José Cuesta Agreed.
Miyamoto: Ok guys, with the majority of the demographic playing violent video games, we need to come up with the best Mario game for the Gamecube.
Chief Creative Officer: How 'bout this sir...Mario in Grand Theft Auto!
Miyamoto: That's literally the worst idea I've ever heard. Any more ideas?
Worker: How's this sir. *Puts Luigi's head on one of the Ghostbusters crew*
Miyamoto: GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE!
***** Mario Super Soaker edition happens to be my favorite Mario game.
SarahandAshley To be fair that game was awesome
SarahandAshley But Mario was already the most violent game in existence. He killed millions of Toads(turned into bricks) and ate their children to grow bigger in his quest for senseless destruction.
Azure Phoenix Don't forget that he's also killed millions of innocent Goombas and Koopas.
And bowser
This tech demo was made to show off the power of the Gamecube.
The full demo starts off with a giant two dimensional eight bit style Mario.
Then the camera goes on further inspection, the giant 2d Mario is composed of 128 CGI boxes on a platform board.
Inside each one of the boxes reveals 128 miniature Marios that can interact with each other, move around onscreen, throw the boxes off, along with themselves.
The 128 Marios can also deform and warp the terrain that they’re on in many comedic ways, by bringing the structure up and down.
plus they can transform the circular board into a giant pepperoni pizza
The tiny Marios all tumble off the giant pizza, before it goes into the size of a GameCube format disc.
This concluded the tech demo.
Real comments from this story:
“say 9.5/10” -YOU'RE NEXT
“I begin to feel sorry for the italian plumber. Good job man. 10/10” -Froody Fazeclan
“I love this story. Vastly underrated.” -SuckMyPianist
And now we start the count down until this is taken down.
My favorite was this one.
"makes sense; mario DOES deserve 2 die anyway so what? plus we all love horror games like slender and amnesia, penumbra, hell we even have stuff like this in call of duty good story but I'd say 5.7/10 hey at least its over 5 and any rating over 5 to me is a pass but u should rlly make creepypastas of ur own bro instead of taking references from any cartoon/games like bart srsly dude? but overall; yes it was kinda good"- Rapfan28
I couldn't let this gem disappear forever.
RubyPlaysGames I think this made me lose more IQ than the story itself.
gooble eheg That's people who have never actually played a horror game before. Slender barely has an atmosphere and Amnesia is so popular that eveyone has heard about it, but little people have actually played it and if you're a little curious you would know about Penumbra. I honestly can't take seriously the person who brought up those games, especially when they write like they never went to school. Like, really? If they are gonna pose as a survival horror gamer, at least take the time (5 minutes) to do research (Google search) about some other horror games (beside Amnesia and Penumbra) that are actually horror games. I would love to see this guy try to play the original Clock Tower.
"Brr, did someone turn on the AC or did you just scare me to death? You are very talented sir!"-XxXClockWorkXxX
Forte A.K.A Bass You gotta be kidding me... Terrible joke aside, just, what the flying fuck? Have any of these people read at least one horror story in their lives?
"realistic and violent games"
shows Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Nothing is more violent than skateboarding. Reason why ESRB was made, y'know.
"You people are taking plumbing for granted" - Best line I've heard all day.
And the tombstone said one thing...
"Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams."
Or alternatively, "In Memory of a Patriot who saved the world. 192X-1964"
OoOoh BooHoo !
Let me play ya a sad song on the world's smallest violin. 🎻
What a baby
Once again, amazing video dude. Your sarcasm gives me life.
Holy shit, I didn't expect to see you here
@@VantasticK *people who use youtube watch videos on youtube*
go figure unfunny spam
Hello there
"Because the opposite of ghosts is water." xD
*laughs in ninjago*
And the opposite of vacuum is pollution
That 128 tech demo really inspired Pikmin, One of the most phenomenal games for the gamecube in 2001.
"Because the opposite of ghosts is water!"
Yuri...never change.
This s*** is just too edgy for me. I almost cut myself on the edgy.
Got to use the Soul Edgy.
HashtagMimmyGate I got a True Night's Edgy in Terraria yesterday.
I watched this slid to the edgy of my seat now i have an edgy wedge
HashtagMimmyGate Thank god you didn't cut yourself on the edgy. You could have bled hyper-realistic blood!
***** THIS SHIT'S EDGIER THAN A FUCKING DODECAGON
“It looked like his Mario Galaxy model. Except looked more realistic, was more realisticly proportioned, and he had his SM64 head.”
So it looked absolutely nothing like the Mario Galaxy model.
Wait... Mario in a realistic city with real people walking around? Did this shitty creepypasta really predict Odyssey?
nope a coincidence
Koizumi: No... what are you talking about?
( *sweats nervously* )
Self-Referential and in the pasta it said that Mario looked like the one found in Galaxy but a bit more realistic, in odyssey Mario has realistic seam lines on his overalls and has realistic hair.
kinda like how the zelda 64 beta one predicted breath of the wild?
Mario crappypasta : (starts as based on Nintendo game prototype, ends up as the original concept for an actual future Mario game)
Nintendo fanbase : (sweat in contradiction)
"by all means keep not telling the truth. Build a 'Lie Collection'..."
Yuri Of Wind is consistently the funniest RUclips out there
still cant believe 5 years later this is still on the Creepypasta Wiki
I hope you guys don't mind me copying and pasting this story here before it inevitably gets cut from its own website.
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Mario has been a gaming icon for decades and has been in more games than can be counted. Although no year in recent memory has gone past without some type of Mario game being released, series fans will remember the nearly decade long drought of original Mario platformers.
From 1997-2005, there was only one new Mario platformer released: Super Mario Sunshine. During the second part of this drought (after Sunshine's release), the mysterious Super Mario 128 was the main focus of the fanbase.
No concrete information was given on the game and, eventually, series creator Shigeru Miyamoto claimed it had simply been a series of test concepts that were never intended to be an actual game.
The mystery faded from memory as the Mario drought finally ended and most people forgot about the game that had once been the center of every Mario fan's imagination.
The Mario drought corresponded with a bad era for Nintendo in terms of console sales. The Nintendo 64 and GameCube did not have the financial success of the earlier Nintendo Entertainment System and Super Nintendo, or the later Wii.
For a very proud company that relied solely on video games to make money, this was quite upsetting for the higher ranking employees that were attached to the company and felt its success or failure reflected on them personally.
Nintendo started working on a sequel to the 1996 Super Mario 64 shortly after the game was released, but during the late 90s it became clear that Nintendo was not winning the console war. The Super Mario 64 sequel was restarted from scratch, since the company believed that it was not a substantial enough improvement over the original to turn the tides of the market battle.
Seeing the generally more realistic and violent games on Sony's Playstation, the market leader, Nintendo considered making a Mario that was closer in tone to what the public seemed to want. There was quite a bit of internal conflict over how far to go with this new direction and the new Mario was clearly not going to be ready until Nintendo's next console, the GameCube.
The only hint of this that was released to the public was a comment by Miyamoto that he thought Mario and Luigi should act "more like grown ups" in their games for the (then soon to be released) GameCube.
The new Mario project was ultimately split into two games; Luigi's Mansion, which reflected the darker tone that many felt the series should turn to (although it was still toned down quite a bit compared to what some Nintendo executives and developers wanted), and Super Mario Sunshine, which went in the complete opposite direction.
Both were released within a year of the GameCube and Nintendo felt confident that their new system and Mario games would return them to their former glory as market leader.
As those familiar with gaming history know, they didn't. The GameCube did even worse in market share than the Nintendo 64, and the mass market's taste shifted even more toward violent, realistic games.
During this period, the somber mood at Nintendo intensified and the darker Mario project was revived, this time code named "Super Mario 128". It isn't clear exactly what happened at Nintendo during this period. As we know, nothing called Super Mario 128 was ever released or publicly shown.
The source that revealed the internal strife at Nintendo during the later N64 era refused to discuss what was happening during the time of the GameCube's failure, but released a prototype of Super Mario 128 online that can be played on the Wii homebrew channel.
The following is a recollection of my time playing it.
The game was clearly an early beta; the title screen was nothing but white text saying "Super Mario 128" against a black background. There was no options menu or save file selection, either. After the title screen, the game started. Bowser's laugh from Super Mario 64 looped in the background while a plain text box displayed this dialogue;
Mario, I have taken Princess Peach and she will not live to see the sun rise tomorrow unless you take her place. You know what to do and where to go. Do not try to stop me unless you want to hasten her death.
The game certainly was going for a darker tone. After I made the text box go away, I was thrust right into gameplay. The first thing I noticed was Mario's character model. His body was as detailed as in Super Mario Galaxy (although a little more realistically proportioned), but his head was taken from his SM64 character model. Obviously his design wasn't finished yet.
The setting was a sky level. There were some simple platforms floating in the air. The rest of the area was just blue sky with several clouds scrolling in the background. The clouds seemed more realistic than the usual cartoony puffs in Mario games. They were quite graphically impressive.
There was no music or full voice samples from Mario, but there were sound effect/grunts when he jumped. The jumping was more subdued than in other Mario games. Mario didn't jump as high as he usually did and had little control over his movement in the air. The different types of jumps in every 3D Mario weren't present.
I played through the level. There was nothing especially notable about the gameplay - enemies didn't seem to have been added yet. I just jumped from platform to platform and it wasn't very challenging.
As I went through the level, I noticed the graphics gradually changing. The sky became more and more cloudy until it was entirely composed of clouds, and the cloud background gradually turned to a dark gray.
After this, it started to rain. I reached a small platform with a Toad on it. It looked like the Super Mario Galaxy model. When I landed on his platform, dialogue appeared.
We don't want you any more, Mario. You don't belong here. Just give Bowser what he wants. Die.
After the text box went away, I no longer had control of Mario. Mario just stood there for a while, then turned around and walked off the platform. His body seemed to go limp as he fell.
Eventually, it was revealed that there was a realistic, modern city under the sky. The buildings looked neglected, but there were people on the street.
Mario hit the ground with a realistic-sounding thud, but he didn't explode or show any visible wounds. He just lay there. The people in the city just kept walking by, ignoring Mario, although I thought I saw a few glance at him with cold, somewhat angry expressions.
This went on for a few minutes and eventually, people stopped appearing. Mario got up - I was back in control - but he couldn't jump at all and had a reduced walking speed.
The large buildings of the city didn't appear to be interactive, so I just kept walking down the street for a while. Eventually, I found a small house that seemed out of place among the larger buildings.
When I approached the door, Mario opened it. The screen went white and some black text appeared.
House of Torn Memories
This seemed to be the level title. When I pressed a button, the screen faded back to Mario. He was inside the house from before. Everything seemed bigger than it should. It wasn't gigantic, but scaled as if Mario was a very small child.
The house was filled with normal object covered in dust and signs of neglect. There were no people on the ground floor, just things like broken lamps and rotting food. I found a door that opened to a set of stairs going down, leading to a basement.
In the basement, I found a dilapidated couch and a broken TV. However, what really caught my attention was what was on the couch: two skeletons that appeared to be children, judging by their size. Due to the scale of the house, they were still larger than Mario.
I was starting to get really disturbed by now. How had a Mario game containing this been programmed to this extent?
I went up to the skeletons and tried pressing buttons to interact with them or the TV, but nothing seemed to happen. I was about to turn around and look elsewhere when I was nearly scared to death by a deafeningly loud crash coming from the game.
What appeared to be Bowser seemed to have broken through the floor from below and landed in front of Mario. I say "appeared to be" because this was nothing like the way Bowser is usually rendered.
The reptilian monster in the game had Bowser's basic brownish-yellow and green color pattern, but looked far more threatening than any Bowser model I had seem before.
It was not proportioned like the Bowser I knew. Its arms and legs were far longer in relation to its body and ended in razor-sharp claws. The green shell didn't look like it had spikes glued on; they were more jagged and organic looking with the same dark green color the rest of the shell had.
The face had small but intense pure black eyes and a mouth full of jagged teeth that took up far more of the face than it should have. Mario was cowering in fear from this thing. A dialogue box appeared.
You've kept me waiting long enough, Mario. I will taste flesh soon. Will you finally surrender, or does Peach have to die?
I still didn't have control. Mario just stood there, shivering for several seconds before nodding his head. Bowser impaled Mario with his claws. There was no blood, but it was clear from the animation and sound effects that the sharp digits of Bowser's hands had gone through Mario's body.
In one swift motion, Bowser dragged Mario up to his face and bit his head off. Again, there was no blood or graphic details left behind on Mario's neck - just Mario's character model being destroyed.
The screen faded to black. In white text, another level name appeared.
Mario's Eternal Home
Mario's character model was whole again when the level started. It was the only thing on the screen besides the black background. It was floating, as if in space. I could somewhat control it, but it felt more like I was deciding the general direction in which Mario would tumble than fully controlling him.
As I drifted towards no apparent destination, voices faded in. They were echoing, deep voices telling Mario that he was worthless... that the world no longer had any use for him and everyone would be better off if he was dead.
High pitched crying was layered onto the voices after a bit. It sounded like it was supposed to be Mario's cries. This really disturbed me and I found myself fighting back tears. For reasons I couldn't understand, this was effecting me on an emotional level.
The voices and aimless wandering went on for several minutes until I spotted a light grey speck in the distance. I moved towards it. It took a very long time to reach, and grew closer at a much slower rate than it should have.
When I was close enough to make it out, I saw that it was a tombstone. It was a very plain one with cracks in several places. When I got right next to the tombstone, I could see writing on it.
I turned off the system right after reading it. I'm not going to play the beta or hack or whatever this was again. There was a single word written on the tombstone.
Innocence
Credited to KI Simpson
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(I, GundamFan527, in no way, shape, or form, had any part in writing, editing, or posting this creepypasta and take no credit for doing so. It is entirely the work of the Creepypasta Wiki user, KI Simpson. This copy-and-paste is only to provide other viewers with a convenient transcript from which to read along to YuriofWind's narration. So please, don't accuse me of plagiarism and send the SWAT team out to kill me!)
am I the ONLY one who got completely lost in this story like only 4 minutes in? haha
nervousboy1111 Nope
Lost as in confused or out of enjoyment?
Wait a minute... needlessly edgy reboot, shitty controls, unfinished graphics, realistically proportioned hero, modern city, pointless villain redesign, main character death... my God... this is the Mario version of Sonic '06!
And DMC: Devil May Cry (minus the realistically proportioned hero and main character death (though I wish he did die at the end))
Now I want to make a creepypasta called Super Luigi 128 and have it be a hilarious telling of Luigi coming in at the last second and sucking (apparently Giga) Bowser into the Poltergust 3000 and telling Mario to not be such a pansy.
This needs to be a thing. Have a cookie and a Doritos medal.
I did research and found out that the still ongoing voice for Mario in the video games was performed by Charles Martinet.
Charles Martinet was born since 1955.
Before he became the voice of Mario not to mention the voice actor for video games and cartoons, he first started out as a famous actor for television, movies, and corporate videos.
Wasn't Mario vs Donkey Kong - a GBA platformer starring Mario - released in 2004, during the supposed 'drought'? Also, N64 had Conker, Duke Nukem 64, Doom 64, Perfect Dark, Turok and Resident Evil 2... it hardly lacked 'dark and mature' titles - I mean, some of these were even N64 exclusives! This entire story is such a load of BS.
Also, Wario Land 3, Wario Land 4, Wario World, and Wario: Master of Disguise all came out within the 1996-2006 period
Probably the worst creepypasta I've heard yet. Specially that long intro with all the info.
***** I just did, and this one is way worst! The one you said is actually alright, not terrifying or anything, but alright!
*****
What? Didnt get it? Ive just watched the Shitpasta from the channel you just said!
*****
oh, thanks! will do!
ShadeUsher Tom set himself up for a third one too....oh dear god why?!
Joseph Joestar clearly, you haven't read Rayman 4
This creepypasta's name should of been on the tombstone :p
loved the video man haha! ^-^
DanSweeto The tombstone SHOULD have read: UR NEXT AND A SKELTON POPPED OUT AND IM DIED!
Or something equally horrifying, as everyone knows that the words above are the spookiest things ever.
DanSweeto Glad you enjoyed the video dude! ^-^.
DanSweeto Should have. HAVE FFS.
DanSweeto I wonder if the pizza was a tombstone
@@LinkTheSkyper People with hentai profile pictures that don't link the sauce in their bios should rot in the deepest pits of Hell.
For the first 5 minutes, I thought the author was trying to write an essay.
It's like some of these are legitimately trying to make up some bullshit so they can get on these videos. I'm waiting for one that just says, "hyper realistic blood everywhere" and nothing else.
***** Have fun with that
I was thinking the same thing.
Leopold Litchenstein Believe it or not, this particular creepypasta was created before Yuri's Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime segment. So its stupidity was most likely an attempt to be genuinely creepy.
The only one so far done for this segment was Starfox 6664 I think.
Kefka Palazzo That's kind of sad
But was it a HYPER REALISTIC THUD??
You know what's the scariest part of this story? The fact that some people actually want mario to become like this. Some "super serious dark interactive movie for matures gamers such as myself". Truly terrifying.
Indeed. That is the scariest thing of all
That might actually work for something like Zelda or Metroid if you give it to someone like Rockstar or MachineGames and tone down the sex.
Not edgy Mario, though. Fuck that shit. Closest I see to Mario going that route is a T-rated RPG in the vein of the Amblin classics... and that's fine by me.
Or T-rated Smash. Pick your poison.
@SuperYoshiFan10090 Studios They did that in '08, to mostly positive results.
Oh, you think just that *thought* is scary ?!..
Have you read the "truth being Mario game" creepypasta, or watched some of those youtube fanmade movies where Mario is a dukeNukem-like bad_ss mof_ nuking goombas like fireflowers gave actual napalm bombs ?!..
THOSE things will give you *nightmares* !!
Reminds me of this one idiot I heard who legit made this take:
"Yes, this will seem like Complaining, About
Games 1 Don't Play dismissed as trolling, and
promptly deleted, but I just want to vent.
Okay, first up: Mario.
First point: The Mushroom Kingdom is a Sugar
Bowl compared to anything resembling the real
world, I know, games shouldn't try to look real,
right? Wrong. I want to be able to feel like this
place might just exist, and in making the
Mushroom Kingdom such a Sickeningly Sweet
place, Nintendo has alienated me from the
series.
Second, the characters. There's barely any
characterization at all. Bowser's the villain,
Peach is the princess that needs rescued, and
the Mario brothers are the dudes who do the
rescuing. Beyond that, there's nothing at all to tell you why you should do arything.
So what do I propose? Replace the Mario brothers. The next time Bowser kidnaps Peach,
the brothers will gladly go in to rescue her, but this time King Koopa ain't messin' around. He kills the two guys when they enter his throne room. However, needing heroes, a new portal to
the kingdom opens. This time, two mafia hitmen emerge, Mario and Luigi Corleone(yeah, I know, I just pulled that name straight from The Godfather, but it's all I could think of for American-Italians mafiosi. Sorry.). Their cover is that their family business is plumbing, but these two guys are here to kill people. They've got Tommy guns, Browning Automatic Rifles and Colt M1911s. They hear of the kidnapped princess and decide to take on the job just for the cash. They kill their way through the Koopa hordes. Bowser is killed when a .30-06 round
goes through his left eye. Peach is rescued, but
neither of them get any romantic vibe. For these
two. it's "Strictlv business."*"
The name of super Mario 128 was also a level title in super smash brothers melee (One of the most successful games for the Nintendo gamecube in 2001).
It was a level where you get to battle 128 tiny Marios.
You mean one of the Event Matches?
I think I've seen fan art of Mario taking Peach's place
I never want to be on that part of the internet again
The only thing worse than bad fanfiction is terribly misinformed fanfiction.
I love that the first 3 minutes of the story are just random mario fun facts.
Honestly, I'm glad Yuri read this story in his typical snarky comical manner. Because this might genuinely be one of the stupidest and most ignorant creepypastas he's read in this segment so far. Either the person that wrote this is *very* young and just learned some fancy aesthetic words on the news one morning (beta and market share really come to mind because of how often they come up despite the author clearly showing no understanding of either concept) or a really poorly educated edgy teen.
The entire set-up and description of the story is nonsense and based on really ignorant and misinformed analysis of the video game industry at the time, on top of the author projecting his own biased opinions as justifications for these claims (given how often he brings up "violent video games" as the reason Nintendo's competitors were succeeding while they were failing, in a very clearly judgmental fashion).
Then the "beta" part comes up and the story gets even worse. Not only is everything that happens in the "beta" nothing but unadulterated edgy nonsense (to the point it's sometimes unintentionally funny), but it's also not even a little bit scary. On top of the fact that this was written by someone who has very clearly not seen a beta version of anything before - Beta versions of games don't play like finished versions of Little Johnny's first flash game.
This story is just written on top of too much ignorance and bad faith on the reader for *anyone* to suspend their disbelief long enough to take this seriously instead of completely ironically. It's probably the worst story Yuri's read on the segment, even worse than Sonic.exe 2, to be honest. That story was funny, over the top and incompetent bad. This story is just irritating bad. It genuinely thinks it's smart with its writing. *What is it still doing on the Creepypasta wiki?* With so many positive comments and everything? I thought the wiki had upped their standards significantly years ago, clearly not, then.
I like that there's no blood and gore in this story, or much detail in general it'll be easier to animate if I ever animate the "gameplay". I like the idea of just swapping Galaxy Mario's head with SM64's and using some generic reptile model with new colors as Bowser. xD
When it said "innocence" was on the tombstone, I burst out laughing. The whole story was awful, but that part was especially terrible. And cheesy.
World-1 Reviews So, wait... Mario was raped?
José Cuesta Faduck?
Undeabducks Awt¡¿
I especially like how someone was actually, unironically defending that shit. Calling it a deep metaphor when it's clear as fucking day what the "metaphor" is.
@@joseagustincuesta *WHAT?*
I remember when I found this creepypasta on the Wiki one time when I was 13 years old.
I got bored of it so quickly thanks to the beginning that drags on and on and on and *on.*
Is this a creepypasta or a video game history lesson?
Pikmin From Nintendo um both?
Neither
Pikmin From Nintendo thank for putting "From Nintendo" in your name or else I would have thought you were from Miceosoft.
Ginger Ninja Those dirty traitor Microsoft Pikmin ruin everything.
Eldritch Pikmin If it's a video game history lesson it's clearly in the style of Chris Bores.
The Mario 128 tech demo really inspired Pikmin.
Lol what is this, Random Nintendo Facts: The Creepypasta?
Green Mario k den
AprilsMoon92
"""""Facts"""""
I freaking love this segment! All your bs creepypasta storytimes are so hilarious and I love them! Please continue making them :D
YuriofWind, are you an angel? Because you bring nothing but joy and warmth to my cold, depressed, and cynical heart.
I didn't get that this was a creepy pasta till almost 8:30
Your voice is the only reason I listen to these creepypastas man. They're so illogical in structure I can't even focus on what's going on half the time haha.
Oh my god, Yuri when I see your video's in my sub box I get so gitty, seriously man you make my day when you make a video!
I have no words, Yuri is the best creepypasta story teller making everything less morbid and monotone, but instead just throw the "creepy" in creepypasta out the window into a volcano and make it so people will sleep at night when they click on a creepypasta video, you get a cookie.
Your videos are ALWAYS worth the wait! I love this series so much! Keep doing what you are doing.
Super Mario 128 is a tech demo about 128 Marios running around a platform.
So they took the engine, and the assets from that game and made it a "hyper realistic" platform with realistic physics?
How do these things connect?
Yuriofwind you are one of the best youtubers I've seen, your hilarious, keep making amazing videos.
If one of these were ever to have a genuine twist ending or be scary in the slightest bit, I think the internet would just collapse.
I'm liking those wacky effects Yuri, keep it up!
Where can I sign up to this 24/7 Reggie Meme Service?
Mister Sleeves I'm assuming it'll be properly rolled out around E3. :3.
Dude let me just say you're hilarious and I love all your videos. Thanks for all the uploads.
A few minutes in I realised I had no idea what the story was about and that I was just staring blankly into space. I've finished the video know and I still can't figure out that clusterfuck of a plot. It just felt like random disconnected sentences vaguely joined together with no coherent message behind them. I think I need some sleep.
No matter what I will always love your videos! You are awesome! :3
I love how author clearly has no clue what he's talking about!
Also... this doesn't even sound like a fun game! Game is just a series of random, and stupid events... is author really trying to convince us that this would be something professional game designers would make? Even in the fictional universe author has created, this makes no sense.
I think the real scary part is bad game design.
BloodySteel64 Or whatever drugs Miyamoto was on when he "approved" of this "idea"..
Omegagoldfish You mean all of them?
***** Add about 50 to that list, and then we would be getting close.
ImmaLittlePip "Hang on, I found some weird fungus between my toes. I wonder if I can smoke it?"
I think we might be onto something here.
Of the BSCPSTs this has to be the low point not because of Yuri but because of the story itself: first a massively irrelevant info dump followed by a horrendously cliche "artsy" ending that made me groan and want to pull my hair out.
Wait, Mario looked like his SMG model but with more realistic proportions, and his head was taken from SM64? Like, they just straight-up took his low-poly head from his model in SM64? Who thought that'd be a good idea?
How to make video game creepypasta.
1. Mysterious bootleg game
2. HAUNTED bootleg game
3. My God, weird crap in this bootleg game
4. Spelling and grammar of a four year old.
1:47 that legit looked like ants walking on a personal pan pizza someone left out overnight after ordering from Little Caesars and forgot to put away when they realized they weren't hungry.
The Mario 128 tech demo was showcased at space world 2000, just to show off the power of the gamecube.
Starts off with the giant two dimensional 8-bit style Mario and went zooms and it turns out he composed of 128 3D boxes.
Inside each one of these boxes reveals a mini Mario at the same time there’s a number counter on screen that changes until all 128 Mario‘s or revealed on screen at once.
you can see them all move around interacting with each other, chucking themselves off the circular board, along with the boxes, deforming the board in several different ways, and best of all, they can also transform the platform into a giant pizza.
And The end of the tech demo, all the tiny Mario’s and the boxes get thrown off the pizza, as it into the size of a gamecube format disc.
I think this is the first Bullshit Creepypasta where the story actually had me clocking out and I was more interested in the gameplay footage. Also dat ending. So art. Very meaning.
Also I'd really love to meet the guy who keeps spreading around the rumour that realism = scary.
If that was the case, Desert Bus must be the most horrifying game in existence
I really hate the author to this one, it felt like he threw Nintendo in the dirt to talk about Sony
One of my favorite thing about this series is how sarcastic you are. It's just magic.
Love it when you makes these videos there so funny and make my day.
I'm glad to see you back Brosef.
Yuri, seriously, you're freaking awesome.
I just wanted to say I love you and I love this series :)
Glad to hear some crappy Creepypastas been a really bad week this cleared my head up...Thanks Yuri
I recommend "A_one, are you".
Probably one of the most contrived and silly "Creepy"pastas I've ever read.
The only thing scary about it is that someone actually wrote it and expected it to be taken seriously.
I never appreciated the Gamecube's handle until I found this Channel, Thank you Yuri
Oh good, it wasn't just me feeling sleepy
I think the only thing scary about this Creepypasta is how bad it was.
Oh Shit! The game can't possibly get any more violent than Tony Hawk's Pro Skater!
I remember having nightmare aboot eat were I strted bleding hiper realistic blud from my toes, after hereing a super spooky nose from that gaem
And then I died and turned into a spooky ghost
Aiko Yumi BUT WHO WAS PHONE!?!?
xSmythosx Tom, Tom was phone
Oh man I completely forgot about this whole series even though it used to be one of my favourite on RUclips, well at least I have some new videos to catch up on!
Ok so i don't think anyone cares but for the "Drought"
Mario 64-1996
Sunshine-2002
Mario galaxy-2007
but paper mario 1 was 2000 and TTYD was 2004 so like
what drought
It’s actually really funny how wrong they got it. Like fuckin hell a simple ass Google search that takes 2 seconds proves their release date for sunshine was wrong. Christ sakes they obviously looked some shit up but didn’t bother checking when sunshine was released.
Also we had Wario Land 2, 3, and 4 from 1998 to 2001, and Wario World in 2003.
"It's just not the same" yeah, you're right it's even better.
Thanks, Yuriofwind, this was great!!!!!
'"There was a realistic modern city under the sky!"
This guy predicted New Donk City
Worst, he based his story on a Nintendo game prototype, THEN predicted an actual game !
The Thousand Year Door game play needed more stylish moves!
But yea. I concur, this one was putting me to sleep.
The Bowser part was hilarious!
I honestly thought the author had SOME hope left, but...
Not really! it was obvious the author wanted this to end as quickly as possible! XD
... So Giga Bowser with pure black eyes, then?
It's the afternoon where I am and even I felt sleepy halfway through.
More bullshit, just what I needed in my life.
Gaim is the most violent rider EVER. BEWARE THE ORANGE
We need more appearances from your cats.
the real story of the 128 demo (if you don't know) it was the beta of galaxy. the creator of the demo love planet based platforms. segerua meamoto(kill me i can't spell) was really interested with the idea. after the DK jungle beat finish development meamoto ask if they wanted to make a mario game. They said yes. so the guy who made the 128 demo set his sights to the wii. and the rest was history. sorry i could not go in-depth. i can't really type that well. but you can look it up if you want.
I like how i'm watching this at 5am XD love your video's!
I always love your videos I wish there were more! They always make my day better
MIMMOTHEGEEKO1 I aim on making more :D. Should have a new something or other up on Thursday :3.
What a lovely thing to watch just before I sleep. c:
I love your choice and timing of the music XD
I feel sleepy after hearing these too. Especially when I try to pay full attention, then it's surprising that I make it through the whole thing. Bad stories are like lullabies, I guess.
The strongest human fear is fear of the unknown, while he over-explains EVERYTHING.
Great video, but man this creepypasta was not even so-bad-it's-good. It is just things happening (and not even random "OMG BLUD ME SCARD" things)
I was just google "super mario 128" while I was looking for an ISO for it. Google autocomplete gave me "creepypasta" and I just
"no are you fucking shitting me"
Hello welcome to the under 301 club. Care for a martini?
Yeah sure, thanks.
Uh sure
Is soft apple cider an option?
I'll just have a beer, thank you.
***** I prefer hyper-realisitic bloody mary's.
Mad props for sneaking in n some music from the Shining Force series.
Holy hell yuri uploaded more then once a month, the world's coming to an end.
The music you played when Mario was impaled was so impossibly inappropriate I just love it.
It was the music from smb when you rescue princess toadstool. (Just so you know)
I LOVE THE NEW INTRO~~
Keiläs Philler Nico did an amazing job on it ^-^
6/10 needs more tom
don't forget Kyle. We need Kyle too
spartan117i2008 YOU GUYS REMEMBER KYLE RIGHT?
Yuriofwind yeah it's a great new intro t your series dude. keep it up! Too bad you aren't able to do videos more often because you're hilarious with your secondary commentary thrown in while you read the bullshit stories lol.