oni master 1. All I said no one cares because your comment had nothing to do with the original comment or even the video. 2. You call yourself queer but you don't want to be called a queer? Make up your mind and be consistent.
Man. I don't know who this "Dots" guy is, or his friend "Comma" but they were all over this story. Dots just rampages through the script. What a creepy guy. He's in so many of these kinds of stories. Is he a wizard?
The scariest part of this pasta is reading the comment section of it. "8/10" "7/10" "5/5" "Not very cliche and used blood in the right places." "Didn't really think this was scary until the ending." Truly, this is what nightmares are made of.
***** This is a scary world we live in. Some times I'm even afraid to leave my own house, dreading that I'll run into a person yelling "JEFF IS SO KAWAII!!!!11!" at me in a dark alleyway.
***** It's a scary world we live in. Sure, I don't really have a problem with people liking shitty stuff, I do too, but you can still realize that it is shitty. Now, while some people may argue that it's a matter of opinion whether something is shitty or not (which isn't completely wrong), if a story have a lot of grammatical errors/plot holes, etc... then it is not a matter of opinion, that just means the story isn't of a very high quality. But so long someone realizes that, I don't really have a problem with them liking it.
***** Someone who wants cheap books and doesn't like E-Readers? I mean, I just went to the flea market to buy old video games last week so it's not that far outside the realm of possibility.
OH, WOW! GARY/BLUE/WHOEVER'S RATTICATE IS DEAD AND HE GOT BEATEN AND HIS GRANDPA KINDA SORTA LIKES RED A BIT AND NOW HE HATES RED? WOW, WHAT AN ORIGINAL EPIC TALE! I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!
EarthboundX Congrats. You have reached one of the darkest parts of the Sonic fanbase...almost THE darkest in fact. Better wash you eyes out now before it's too late
EarthboundX He's also an autistic and short-tempered 30 year old still living with his parents who very very desperately seeks love. He once trashed a GameStop and pepper sprayed an employee blaming them for Sonic Boom
I won't lie i watch your entire playlists almost every night i love the b.s creepy pasta series and i wish you'd do them more frequently though i understand how mundane and annoying it is to find a decent troll pasta that isn't just all crap. LOVED YOUR SERIES SINCE THE SONIC E.XE
Welp, I suppose that'd be a fair assumption. Not all yuri is Hentai though, but a good amount is, and I can see by your profile you'd already be very knowledgeable about that.
I know that the art of creepypasta has changed a lot in its short lifespan, but aren't they supposed to be, like, creepy? Author just keeps going on about his Pokémon dark!fic when he should be addressing more pressing issues (i.e. why is the game hacked/haunted, why is the narrator possessed or something, why would anyone read this, etc.)
***** Creepypastas are really just this now: A man *most of the time its a teen or young adult* buys a game from gamestop or a garage sale. The game is haunted because it can I guess The man doesn't know how to use video games at all *like he can't just shut it off or they'll use that stupid excuse about them getting to curious about what may happen next. Some spooky jumpscares,666 references, or blood appears and this makes the man super scared and yet he still goes on about how he shouldn't play but he is. The man either goes through something scary and survives or dies. My guess is that Sonic.exe started this kind of stuff
fungirlninja Well, you know, the curiosity part I kinda buy it. I mean, we humans are curious by nature, it makes sense, it's just that it's always so terribly implemented that it doesn't feel real and you don't feel the remorse of the protagonist after curiosity got the best of him/her (most of the time it's a guy for some reason). Another thing that terribly frustrates me are the descriptions, they are always lacking where they shouldn't, why do these "writers" put so much description on useless stuff? It's not even unsettling because they are so freaking bad; again, it doesn't feel real. Also, (related to the above but it bothers me so much it must be it's own point) why are there never explanations as to why is the game/whatever haunted? It's bullshit, THAT should be the scary part, that uneasy feeling of something being possible even though it's obviously not, not that bullshit with shitty descriptions and "OMG hper rrealistic bloodz", screw that. I swear that most of the good creepypastas I've read are actually original horror stories... you know, I actually don't exactly know the difference. I mean, if I write a horror story from scratch, completely original material, is it a creepypasta?
Finally! An update to the list. There's More To It Than The Blue Legacy of the Super Fun Masked Man and his Dead Transferred Mario AI 6664.EXE: One Haunted Succabus Only, Right? Wounded Edition I feel like I should just let someone else do it from now on. It's really tedious fitting all of these names in.
Are you sure that the "author" didn't just have a heart attack and a stroke at the same time? It sounds like he had a heart attack and a stroke at the same time.
6:08 "The scene revealed when the black faded was that of the appropriate *are*, the Pokémon Tower." is the original sentence. DAMMIT the author fixed it! I was waiting for you to tear that apart ;-; But I've done my duty. The internet shall never forget this line in its original glory if I have anything to say about it!
3:00 "The cartridge had the word TEARS written neatly in black across the image of Blastoise" Already done with this. Already done. Yuri you did it. I am done.
Love your videos, Yuri :3 And the endslate is awesome. Not often I listen/watch a video till its last second, but yours are worth every second of it :P
The twist of the game making you do a murder-suicide could've been... like, an actual twist instead of an afterthought if the author decided to try and build up to it beyond vague hints at the very start.
I’m starting to see a pattern, the character must: 1. Play the game before. 2. Be very curious. 3. Go to a garage sale 4. Meet the old man who runs it and is mentally unstable. 5. Get a game with a sharpie sign on it. 6. Get the game for free. 7. Still have the correct thing for the game. 8. Think that the game must be glitched or hacked when something goes run. 9. Have his past haunt him because he did something bad. And last but not least 10. HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!
Dakota Andrus I think the idea is that although we know that creepypastas are bullshit, they are supposed to be at least believable, whereas the ones in this series are outright retarded and blatantly made up
Dakota Andrus Type "There's a man in the woods." in the youtube search bar and watch the animated movie short. THAT'S what a creepypasta should be. Whether the story was true or not the scariest part of it is that it can actually happen.
This Gundam video has been in the works so long that I am now stuck in a state of expecting it to be a really quality video or expecting it to be a rather late April Fools joke.
I will say that using text speed to convey a character's emotional state is actually a thing. Look at basically any Phoenix Wright game. ... also every time Yuri reads that line about "I always find the most interesting thigns at yard sales" all I can hear is Bugs Bunny chattering about all the IN-teresting monsters he meets.
1:30 God, I think that Venusaur animation deserves it's own creepypasta.
Ben Miller The eyes go bloodshot too. It's creepy ;-;
Yuriofwind *Venusaur appears* Ohmahgod! A venusaur! Cool! *Does shaking animation* '_'
Ben Miller He's high. He's been smoking too much weed(le)
Let him blaze it in peace
Ben Miller As I read this, it appeared and I am deeply bothered
"You uploaded that gaming mysteries on Monday shouldn't you be SICK by now?"
Immediately liked the video after hearing this.
TheWhyteKnyte Just saying what I figured everyone else was thinking xD.
Yuriofwind Well you do have tendency to get suddenly sick on Mondays. I mean I thought I had bad Mondays.
Yuriofwind I watch more for your sarcastic commentary than the content itself tbh
I too get joy in Yuri's sickness
:D
"He had slit his throat. And committed suicide. Both. Hopefully with the phone."
Laughed way too hard. These stories just get better and better.
So, is the sequel to this called Pokemon Blue Balls?
How is this comment not the most liked comment on this video?!?
oni master I'm confused, how is this related to anything?
oni master No one cares.
oni master wait you just said you came out a queer then you say you're not? What are you talking about?
oni master 1. All I said no one cares because your comment had nothing to do with the original comment or even the video.
2. You call yourself queer but you don't want to be called a queer? Make up your mind and be consistent.
Man. I don't know who this "Dots" guy is, or his friend "Comma" but they were all over this story. Dots just rampages through the script. What a creepy guy. He's in so many of these kinds of stories. Is he a wizard?
I don't usually listen to sound books, most likely due to my current form, but I could waddle around in the park and listen to this!
A Duck What if I told you... that your kind is eaten as a delicacy outside the park?
A Duck Did that duck just talk?
Even after death he wouldn't shut up...........
x'D
:3true
This isn't a creepypasta. This is some emo teen's edgy knife battle fan fic.
***** Oh, so that's what Shadow the Hedgehog was.
zedersteel NSSmod Pretty much.
***** ROSES! PEARL SAYS SHE NEEDS YOU TO JOIN HER IN PISSING OFF GREG
I've only ever know edgy teens to like crappypastas
+King Dedede No, TWEENS like creepy pastas.
The scariest part of this pasta is reading the comment section of it.
"8/10"
"7/10"
"5/5"
"Not very cliche and used blood in the right places."
"Didn't really think this was scary until the ending."
Truly, this is what nightmares are made of.
***** This is a scary world we live in. Some times I'm even afraid to leave my own house, dreading that I'll run into a person yelling "JEFF IS SO KAWAII!!!!11!" at me in a dark alleyway.
mewtuwa Another terrifying fact - it's been almost 24 hours, and it hasn't been taken off the site yet.
Cel Works Looking at the comment section of the pasta, the first comment that was posted was on January 9, 2014.
Oh... _oh no... how?!_
mewtuwa Welcome to the creepypasta wiki. Every fucking pasta gets a 7 at minimum, most readers have no sense of quality.
***** It's a scary world we live in. Sure, I don't really have a problem with people liking shitty stuff, I do too, but you can still realize that it is shitty.
Now, while some people may argue that it's a matter of opinion whether something is shitty or not (which isn't completely wrong), if a story have a lot of grammatical errors/plot holes, etc... then it is not a matter of opinion, that just means the story isn't of a very high quality. But so long someone realizes that, I don't really have a problem with them liking it.
Does anyone else enjoy this guy's voice? He seems like he would have been one of those cool dudes in school.
YES I wish I could have been friends with him in high school
Craig Shinkle It's unique. Perfect for sarcastic story-telling
+Joey Geraghty Yeah I don't see why he was picked on either, he seems like a pretty cool dude.
*Dots*
...................................................
WigWigingham
2spoopy4me
MarioSonic64 The spoopiest kind of candy
Anyone keep count of how many times the word "dot(s)" was said in this video? I think it cold be the next "hyper-realistic" or "blood".
79bigcat I was walking in my house... when suddenly... my wardrobe... was open... I went to see it... and inside was... A SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON!....
Using a knife instead of creatures capable of mass destruction to murder someone. That makes perfect sense.
He's going by Dark Knight Joker logic.
+BloodySteel64 I'm gonna make this pencil.. disappear..
Youngerhampster Hey that wasn't magic, I saw the pencil go into his eye, this is lame...
BloodySteel64 hishe. got it.
Youngerhampster AHA! VICTORY!
Who the hell goes to a flea market for books!?
***** yeah, that's so weird...
This whole story is insane
***** Someone who wants cheap books and doesn't like E-Readers? I mean, I just went to the flea market to buy old video games last week so it's not that far outside the realm of possibility.
***** CREEPYPASTA CHARACTERS, DUH
People looking for borderline fetish material?
Man, Gary really hates this "Dots" character.
Blue came at Red with the knife...but Red just slapped Blue and made him drop his knife because Red is nowhere near that much of a helpless idiot
Blue:..... (I am going to Murder him)
Blue: hey you!
Red: ???
The SP doesn't have a headphones port though.
DJMouthwash It's a haunted SP.
DJMouthwash um I had a SP with a Headphones port.... he must of had a australian SP
Weird. I can find a bunch of adapters on eBay, though, so there's that.
DJMouthwash there's an adapter you have to have
REALLY? Nope, not an australian SP a SPOOPY HAUNTED ONE OOOOooooOOOOooooo
OH, WOW! GARY/BLUE/WHOEVER'S RATTICATE IS DEAD AND HE GOT BEATEN AND HIS GRANDPA KINDA SORTA LIKES RED A BIT AND NOW HE HATES RED? WOW, WHAT AN ORIGINAL EPIC TALE! I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!
Jection ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AceAttorny zak games HOLD IT!
3original5me intensifies.
zak games OBJECTION! Oh wait, you're right. NOJECTION!
zak games PERFE - OBJECTION! WHY ARE WE YELLING OBJECTION AT EACHOTHER
Dots was the main character of the story...
I seriously love how polished these episodes are. Thanks for uploading amazing content for everyone to see.
some of these make Sonichu seem like an ok written comic
Shhh....we don't speak of that here....
John Of Earth Why did I Google it?
EarthboundX Congrats. You have reached one of the darkest parts of the Sonic fanbase...almost THE darkest in fact. Better wash you eyes out now before it's too late
All I gleamed from it was that that Chris was super homophobic.
EarthboundX He's also an autistic and short-tempered 30 year old still living with his parents who very very desperately seeks love. He once trashed a GameStop and pepper sprayed an employee blaming them for Sonic Boom
Wait, the author buys books at yard sales? With his writing level, I'm surprised he knows what a book is.
The author was obviously lying.
The REALLY scary thing is that all the comments for this on the creepypasta wiki are giving it PRAISE.
I won't lie i watch your entire playlists almost every night i love the b.s creepy pasta series and i wish you'd do them more frequently though i understand how mundane and annoying it is to find a decent troll pasta that isn't just all crap. LOVED YOUR SERIES SINCE THE SONIC E.XE
I swear 90 percent of these are written just for yuri.
Well, this one was written a while ago, I saw a reading of it almost a year ago. But in general , you may be right
Ah, but yeah, I remember him getting pissed because the Starfox 6664 one was made just for one of these videos.
For a second, I thought you were saying it was hentai or something.
Welp, I suppose that'd be a fair assumption. Not all yuri is Hentai though, but a good amount is, and I can see by your profile you'd already be very knowledgeable about that.
Dots, comas, and jumps in logic.... and now we are missing the exact time.... Then our lord and savior Tom would be back.
So, I had a little drinking game. I had a bottle of water that I took a drink of at every "dots". At the end, I had an empty water bottle.
"Hopefully with the phone"
I audibly laughed in the middle of my office to the point where I had people staring at me.
"Pokemon Blue Tears" was more confusing than I remembered it being. Things just sort of... *happened* until Blue decided to use Suicide! 😅
Suicide does a lot of recoil damage
Does anyone else appreciate how good of a reader yuriofwind is?
Oh wow. A rare case that the creepypasta wasn't erased as soon as Yuri made the video!
I know that the art of creepypasta has changed a lot in its short lifespan, but aren't they supposed to be, like, creepy? Author just keeps going on about his Pokémon dark!fic when he should be addressing more pressing issues (i.e. why is the game hacked/haunted, why is the narrator possessed or something, why would anyone read this, etc.)
***** Creepypastas are really just this now:
A man *most of the time its a teen or young adult* buys a game from gamestop or a garage sale.
The game is haunted because it can I guess
The man doesn't know how to use video games at all *like he can't just shut it off or they'll use that stupid excuse about them getting to curious about what may happen next.
Some spooky jumpscares,666 references, or blood appears and this makes the man super scared and yet he still goes on about how he shouldn't play but he is.
The man either goes through something scary and survives or dies.
My guess is that Sonic.exe started this kind of stuff
fungirlninja Well, you know, the curiosity part I kinda buy it. I mean, we humans are curious by nature, it makes sense, it's just that it's always so terribly implemented that it doesn't feel real and you don't feel the remorse of the protagonist after curiosity got the best of him/her (most of the time it's a guy for some reason).
Another thing that terribly frustrates me are the descriptions, they are always lacking where they shouldn't, why do these "writers" put so much description on useless stuff? It's not even unsettling because they are so freaking bad; again, it doesn't feel real.
Also, (related to the above but it bothers me so much it must be it's own point) why are there never explanations as to why is the game/whatever haunted? It's bullshit, THAT should be the scary part, that uneasy feeling of something being possible even though it's obviously not, not that bullshit with shitty descriptions and "OMG hper rrealistic bloodz", screw that.
I swear that most of the good creepypastas I've read are actually original horror stories... you know, I actually don't exactly know the difference. I mean, if I write a horror story from scratch, completely original material, is it a creepypasta?
Fuck, the best video game creepypasta barely has anything to do with the game in question.
Finally! An update to the list.
There's More To It Than The Blue Legacy of the Super Fun Masked Man and his Dead Transferred Mario AI 6664.EXE: One Haunted Succabus Only, Right? Wounded Edition
I feel like I should just let someone else do it from now on. It's really tedious fitting all of these names in.
i'm pretty sure this is what made it physically impossible for me to get scared of creepypastas. And that's a good thing
Why does Pokemon always get the really bad creepy pastas?
Because of some early Pokemon creepy pastas such as Lavender Town Symdrome. People want to mimic the success.
lol implying there are good creepy pastas
dyldragon1 Because it's a game with cuddly creatures. Duh.
PurplePandaClock I thought Ben was okay.
What do you mean? Ben is a loz creepypasta.
I just love that opening everytime i watch this vid. "Shouldnt you be sick by now?"
And look, I'm working on it. But Yuri's hair always protects him, But not from his low immune system. Which is why he's always sick.
"I don't know how much longer I have... but definitely long enough to write this creepypasta."
Oh god he got turned on by that last "I'll see you in hell!"
His nose BLEEEEEEDSS.
The only scary thing about this story, is that it's still up on the creepypasta wiki
9:54 wait Blue is coming for dots, he is pac man! What a twist
Yuriofwind quotes out of context:
"Sorry for talking sh*t about that makeup. Here's a dollar."
Wait, so the knife stabbing was like a tackle but more murderous. And this was the Gen one series. So what did it do? Nudge harder?
"I was disappointed"
Me too, author... Me too..
Except my disappointment comes from reading AND listening to your story
Well there you have it folks, even a lowlife piece of shit thinks this is a bad story.
Commas along with dots now.
I don't know if I'm ready for that yet.
It made me a little nervous.
Great Vid!
Your bullshit spotting is getting more and more accurate and technical, i love this
5:13 MORE DOTS, MORE DOTS NOW!!
on an unrelated note, I've had the bicycle theme stuck in my head for at least a half hour now
I swear, if these stories have taught me something it's that you should never trust a gamestop employee and yard sales
Think about it, if Yuri isn't here to clean up the internet of stories like this, then who will?
Landon Wilson It would probably be his twin, Yaoi.
ruth mcnally -applauds-
Landon Wilson Oh, that's right, no one will be, because he will be.
Are you sure that the "author" didn't just have a heart attack and a stroke at the same time? It sounds like he had a heart attack and a stroke at the same time.
6:08 "The scene revealed when the black faded was that of the appropriate *are*, the Pokémon Tower." is the original sentence.
DAMMIT the author fixed it! I was waiting for you to tear that apart ;-;
But I've done my duty. The internet shall never forget this line in its original glory if I have anything to say about it!
Mann... There are soooo many Pokemon Creepy Pastas.
Almost as many as the Mew rumours from Red & Blue.
What's next? Pokemon Red Blood?
PlasmaPower *Red Hyper Realistic Blood
Pokemon brokenheartgold
José Cuesta Hyper Realistic (dot) Red Blood(dot)
***** Pokemon Omega Blood Ruby.
***** where is your Lenny face?
3:00
"The cartridge had the word TEARS written neatly in black across the image of Blastoise"
Already done with this.
Already done. Yuri you did it.
I am done.
Story summary: dots.
"Well, we know why dad was having a yard sale now..."
Completely lost it at this.
Somehow, this is still on the Creepypasta Wiki. They're rebelling!
Best creepypasta in a while, really enjoyed the ellipses ^^
"I'm coming for you....DOTS!!"
OMG this is amazing. Where have you been all my life?
A smile always comes to my face when I see a new a new Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime in my subscription box. It always makes my day better :)
Monk3ySnip3r It always makes me hate humanity.
"You just uploaded that Gaming Mysteries on Monday; shouldn't you be sick by now?"
Nailed it. ;D
I REALLY NEEDED THIS RIGHT NOW. Thank you.
"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, NURSE! Stay away from that patient! He's highly unstable!"
"What did he do?"
"He gave away a game for free at a yard sale!"
Love your videos, Yuri :3 And the endslate is awesome. Not often I listen/watch a video till its last second, but yours are worth every second of it :P
this video made me cry
yuri i love ur stories
***** insert sad air horn song
10/10 too much tears - IGN
"What, did you tape the GameBoy to your head?!" Ah, there's my AVGN Virtual Boy flashback!
As a move, Suicide is not really all that different from Struggle or Perish Song or using Magikarp/Dunsparce/Farfetch'd in battle.
Love the videos, Yuri!! This story is one of the first video game creepypastas I ever read
The twist of the game making you do a murder-suicide could've been... like, an actual twist instead of an afterthought if the author decided to try and build up to it beyond vague hints at the very start.
Never before have I ever lamented, "when will this story begin" AND "When will this story end" at the same damn time.
"I felt there would be something there - And there was! (God, let it be the plot!)"
And this is why we love you Yuriofwind.
I’m starting to see a pattern, the character must: 1. Play the game before. 2. Be very curious. 3. Go to a garage sale 4. Meet the old man who runs it and is mentally unstable. 5. Get a game with a sharpie sign on it. 6. Get the game for free. 7. Still have the correct thing for the game. 8. Think that the game must be glitched or hacked when something goes run. 9. Have his past haunt him because he did something bad. And last but not least 10. HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!
Wow, an endslate under 2 minutes? Must be a new record :P
All joking aside, great video as always Yuri!
Arn't all creepy pastas technically bullshit since they are all made up
Dakota Andrus I think the idea is that although we know that creepypastas are bullshit, they are supposed to be at least believable, whereas the ones in this series are outright retarded and blatantly made up
Dakota Andrus Type "There's a man in the woods." in the youtube search bar and watch the animated movie short. THAT'S what a creepypasta should be. Whether the story was true or not the scariest part of it is that it can actually happen.
+CompletelyNewguy There's a man in the woods was unsettling as all hell!
"Well, we know why dad was having a yard sale now"
Holy hell my sides weren't ready.
YUS. This is the best series on RUclips.
Never get your hopes up for a child to make creative names. I tried to name my dog 'whitey'
"Painstakingly slow" Just like the author!
"Saying it out loud, inside my head". Ma! We got ourselves another one! Shall I fire up the contradictory machine again?!
He has slit his throat AND committed suicide. F'ancy. Yeah, I said f'ancy and purpose.
You are challenged by Champion DOTS!
This Gundam video has been in the works so long that I am now stuck in a state of expecting it to be a really quality video or expecting it to be a rather late April Fools joke.
"SHOULDN'T YOU BE SICK BY NOW?" that made me laugh so much
Pokemon period red
pokemon snot green
Pokemon piss yellow
9:29
can you imagine hearing "Fly away, your Free!" on Gameboy SP speakers? It must sound HORRIBLE!
I actually enjoy it when ellipses and repeated periods are used to imply a pause, with a limit of course. Three, no more, no less.
The Gundam video will be your Half Life 3. Love your videos Yuri!
T_T BLUE TEARS? BEST TEARS T_T
(ty for the storytimes, perfect for bedtime)
I love how casual the end slate is
Let's play a drinking game
1. Take a shot every time Yuriofwind says "dots"
I will say that using text speed to convey a character's emotional state is actually a thing. Look at basically any Phoenix Wright game.
... also every time Yuri reads that line about "I always find the most interesting thigns at yard sales" all I can hear is Bugs Bunny chattering about all the IN-teresting monsters he meets.
Here's a creepy story: Spooky spook spook, ghosts, dead parents, Lavender Town, zombies, hyper realistic blood, boo boo boo.
not enough dots
You forgot to add skeletons. Instant zero stars.
No matter if his life ended, he won't shut up.
I'm geniunely surprised it's not called "Red Tears".
"All those dots were terrifying!"
Polka-Dot Shorts flashbacks!
*All those dots!*
Yuriofwind should be on radio. He's just that good.
He used his headphones with an SP. That means he had to have an SP adapter, which truly is the scariest part of this story.
Good god I need to find a way to animate that first bit of the story :3
That would be some amazing material.
I love your comments when you're talking about the stories lol
Gen IV music, way to start a video. Nostalgia nearly knocked me down.