BS Creepypasta Storytime: S&K.exe

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @thatoneguy4452
    @thatoneguy4452 7 лет назад +116

    As a diehard Sonic fan, this story wounds me. 4Kids have nothing to do with Scourge and weren't even working with Sega when he was removed from the Archie comics. Also, hearing someone discover Sonic through 4Kids makes me sad.

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 6 лет назад +10

      Were 4Kids even *AROUND* when Archie did the Super Genesis Wave? I thought the Recession finished them off...
      Also, if it helps, I discovered Sonic through primarily the music. (A morbid curiosity surrounding the upcoming movie also caused this.)

    • @FrankFigliolaOnYoutube
      @FrankFigliolaOnYoutube 5 лет назад +6

      Yea, It just felt like the author got mad because his favorite character was removed and blamed 4kids (Which had nothing to do with the comics)

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 4 года назад

      @@aidangordon2713 When does Anti-Sonic become Scourge, anyway?

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 4 года назад +1

      @@Shadethewolfy Couldn't tell ya. Late-Penders/early-Flynn, I think?

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 3 года назад +5

      @@aidangordon2713 VERY early Flynn. It was one of his stories cleaning up the mess Penders left.

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 9 лет назад +355

    I never understand the moral of these 'Sonic.exe' stories.. don't play Sonic games?
    yeah.. I think that's it :D

    • @moonlightwarriorgaming743
      @moonlightwarriorgaming743 9 лет назад +50

      CreepsMcPasta The moral of the story is, don't read a cliche and poorly written Pasta that was written by a narcissistic furry loving moron.

    • @meadow6760
      @meadow6760 9 лет назад +17

      +Kaleb “Fiction” CL I wouldn't necessarily say a Furry as it isn't apparent in the story itself, maybe an avid sonic fan who thinks they are a particularly good writer, which they are indeed not.

    • @meadow6760
      @meadow6760 9 лет назад +13

      Golden Yoshi Oh I didn't realize he said that, thanks for the information!

    • @ThundagaMage
      @ThundagaMage 9 лет назад +5

      You pretty much summed up all gaming creepy pasta

    • @EyeOfArgus
      @EyeOfArgus 9 лет назад +4

      +Golden Yoshi (GoldenYoshi25) he said that? Wow, i guess people really cant handle criticism

  • @sirconstantine8329
    @sirconstantine8329 9 лет назад +139

    This story has one major plot hole!
    Tom couldn't have disappeared after playing Sonic.Exe, because he hadn't played Star Fox 6664 yet!
    This story can't be real!

    • @Konradix05
      @Konradix05 9 лет назад +17

      Sir Constantine He must've played it before Sonic.exe. The Tom canon confirmed.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 9 лет назад +10

      how can this story be real if our .exe files arn't real?

    • @atmosrex7126
      @atmosrex7126 9 лет назад +20

      What happened is first he played a hacked Zelda game with Kyle which made him go to summer camp because he hurled so much. While at Summer Camp a demon gave Tom Starfox 6664. Kyle came back turned into a Sonic plushie after he sent Sonic EXE to Tom who turned into a Sally doll because he is a cowardly as a little girl, who was sent to the person who played Salley EXE, then this "story" happened.

    • @Zakadeja
      @Zakadeja 9 лет назад +3

      +Lord Zoma What

    • @sirconstantine8329
      @sirconstantine8329 9 лет назад +1

      +Lord Zoma Sounds about right.

  • @aidangordon2713
    @aidangordon2713 6 лет назад +17

    5:42 Let me explain: Scourge is (or was) a recurring villian in Archie's now-canned Sonic comic, which ran for nearly 25 years. Hailing from an alernate version of Mobius - Sonic's homeworld - this green hedgehog is best described as an "evil" form of the Blue Blur - same powers, opposing personalities.
    Despite his popularity among the Sonic fanbase, Scourge was written out in a massive reboot after former head writer Ken Penders sued for the rights to characters he had created -Scourge being one of them. It's a *LONG* story, but this has effectively erased Scourge - along with *dozens* of other characters - from existence. Scourge has never showed up in Sega's games, and - barring any miracles - most likely never will.
    Hope that helps.

  • @SolidSanicsIlluminarty
    @SolidSanicsIlluminarty 9 лет назад +140

    Knuck knuck, it's Knockles.

  • @Pocketchimera97
    @Pocketchimera97 9 лет назад +25

    0:33
    S&K THE CEREAL
    Comes with all your favorite marshmallows!
    Demonic Sonic the Hedgehog!
    Scourge the OTHER Hedgehog! (also demonic)
    Knuckles the Echidna! (Is red LIKE BLOOD)
    Eggman! (note: does not actually taste like eggs)
    And, as a limited time bonus: A Sally Acorn! (note: DOES actually taste like acorns)
    Also for a limited time: each box contains one of four plushies! Collect them all! (Will probably not kill you. PROBABLY.)

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 6 лет назад +4

      If it does, we are not legally responsible.
      Kellogg's. Of COURSE were in Satan's pocket - how else can they be grrrrrrr-eat?

  • @AceAttorny
    @AceAttorny 9 лет назад +60

    I'm gonna make a Megaman Battle Network creepypasta and call it Megaman.EXE.EXE.

    • @Kamui3821
      @Kamui3821 4 года назад +3

      Is it okay if I steal that idea?

    • @octaviusroosevelt7355
      @octaviusroosevelt7355 Год назад +1

      How quaint. I'll make a bad creepypasta about bad creepypastas: .EXE.EXE: The .EXEing.

  • @cjszero01
    @cjszero01 9 лет назад +218

    Of course Yuri needed a month long break away from making these videos. He had to build his sanity back up after reading a number of these before. I assume the story has already been moved to the TrollPasta wiki before he even finished this video.

    • @blackdot105
      @blackdot105 9 лет назад +17

      i would like this comment if i was not on my phone

    • @cjszero01
      @cjszero01 9 лет назад +15

      blackdot105
      I will like your comment for your honesty.

    • @rileygay1165
      @rileygay1165 9 лет назад +10

      CJ! I didn't know you watched Yuri. (That's sounds really weird now that I say it.)

    • @rexacan2
      @rexacan2 9 лет назад

      cjszero01 are you planning to have another smash chat soon cause I really wanna see one on king k rool and wolf or what your guys prediction for what the rest of the dlc will be

    • @hvvnsent
      @hvvnsent 9 лет назад

      cjszero01 ayyee cam :)

  • @Danielsbigfish
    @Danielsbigfish 9 лет назад +26

    "Keep in mind as you read this that, no matter how ridiculous this sounds, this is a true story."
    That's bad creepypasta code for:
    "I know the story isn't believable, but I'm too lazy and/or stupid to come up with a better idea."

  • @nepetalovemail1625
    @nepetalovemail1625 9 лет назад +54

    "S&K.EXE which kinda sounds like a cereal"
    Kellogg's S&K.EXE
    I'd eat that

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 9 лет назад +8

      +Poyo :3 (Jessie) every box has a prize. It's a Doll!

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 9 лет назад +10

      +Poyo :3 (Jessie) Story time:
      I bought the totally real sonic brand cereal. I wanted to get a bowl in the morning, but the box had changed to "S&K.EXE." I thought maybe it was a glitch? I opened the box and poured out the cereal, but it had red eyes and it was black. I decided to get milk but I poured the milk and it was blood. I didn't know what to do so I just ate it because it was probably ok. Then I saw sonic in front of me. His eyes where spooky red and stuff and then he came over and said "You're to slow." He suddenly disappeared and then everything was normal. The cereal was normal now and I ate more of it, but then suddenly a plushy appeared in the cereal and it was sonic but it had no eyes. I screamed for approximately 3.1 seconds and then ran away and called the cops. Turns out my parents laced poison in my food because I was such a shit child, and it made me hallucinate. THE END

    • @nextlevelgamer3
      @nextlevelgamer3 9 лет назад +2

      +WasabiKitKat 11/10 would read again...

    • @dr.hagire3279
      @dr.hagire3279 9 лет назад +1

      +WasabiKitKat 1/11 needs more hyper realistic and blood

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 9 лет назад +2

      I spent way too much time working on that then I should have btw XD

  • @heymemesaucevichaelhere9595
    @heymemesaucevichaelhere9595 9 лет назад +63

    Tom goes through a time loop after each creepypasta
    With different outcomes

    • @Konradix05
      @Konradix05 9 лет назад +14

      Splatoon In My Pants Tom is really just playing Corpse Party.

    • @JakeMLGF
      @JakeMLGF 9 лет назад +3

      +Splatoon In My Pants Tom is able to reset with determination
      Or stupidity
      Prolly the latter

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 8 лет назад +1

      Tom! Stay det- oh, wrong person. Stay stupid. And, preferably, don't come back this time.

    • @yesiamstreams9585
      @yesiamstreams9585 6 лет назад +2

      Toms eternal suffering

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 6 лет назад +2

      "Happy Death Day.EXE"
      Someone call Blumhouse stat... *we'll be MILLIONAIRES!*

  • @JollyGiant64
    @JollyGiant64 9 лет назад +90

    Scourge was never in the games. He's only in the comics. So he's not a "canonical" character in the Sonic series.

    • @Santoryu90
      @Santoryu90 9 лет назад +17

      Which makes the person writing the story even more stupid

    • @adrian2040
      @adrian2040 9 лет назад +27

      IsaiahPotato And technically Archie took him away, not 4Kids.

    • @redlol123
      @redlol123 9 лет назад +1

      Or atleast the games. He's cannon in Archie.

    • @TheFantasyChronicler
      @TheFantasyChronicler 9 лет назад +16

      IsaiahPotato There's also the fact that 4kids only dubbed Sonic X and had no hand in actually making it, so blaming them is incredibly stupid...

    • @Ambrose_TNJ
      @Ambrose_TNJ 9 лет назад +1

      redlol123 Not anymore since Issue 252.

  • @Bangtavious
    @Bangtavious 9 лет назад +152

    Yay! Always love your content, Yuri! Anything you put out is super entertaining.

    • @Yuriofwind
      @Yuriofwind  9 лет назад +34

      Corwin Amberite Well I'm glad you enjoy the videos Brak :D. I'm gonna be trying to post a bit more regularly :3.

    • @vanpower9773
      @vanpower9773 9 лет назад

      +Yuriofwind I love u bro ur the best (:

    • @lunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @lunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 9 лет назад

      Yuriofwind PLEASE I LOVE YOU

    • @BlueGuy98
      @BlueGuy98 9 лет назад

      +Yuriofwind I was just about to go to bed, but who needs sleep when there's a new video of yours to watch?

    • @TheCattleDriver
      @TheCattleDriver 9 лет назад

      Amen!

  • @autisticskeleton1041
    @autisticskeleton1041 5 лет назад +15

    Timeline of the Sonic.exe cinematic universe
    September 15, 2011: Derek Green meets Diary, the love of his life. Sonic.exe 2 begins
    October 22 - November 11, 2011: The first 6 Sonic.exe murders occur
    December 24, 2011: Chelsea Green dies
    December 28: 2011 Shannon Goldman and the Cult of X are introduced
    January 2, 2012: Sonic.exe claims its 22nd victim
    January 3, 2012: Sonic.exe claims its 24th victim
    February 8, 2012: Sonic.exe claims its 28th victim. Cole is introduced
    April 22, 2012: Paul dies, becoming Victim 29
    July, 2012: Events of Starfox 6664
    c. July 28, 2012: Kyle mails Tom the disc for Sonic.exe, then dies, becoming Victim 30
    August 10-11, 2012: Events of Sally.exe (non-canon)
    August 11, 2012: Events of Sonic.exe. Tom dies, becoming Victim 31
    August 25, 2012: The "Seven Guardians" are introduced (and never mentioned again). Sonic.exe captures Cole. The Cult of X captures Derek
    September 13, 2012: Derek Green dies
    September 14, 2012: Cole emails Bob Richardson (Boss) an audio tape of Derek being killed
    September 15, 2012: Boss posts Derek's diary online
    c. August 2014: Events of S&K.exe (non-canon)

  • @victor12135
    @victor12135 9 лет назад +14

    >Someone liking Scourge
    >Scourge being canon
    >Someone hating Sonic as a whole because of a character in the Sonic comics
    >A cartridge working after it's hit by lightning
    ...Should I go on?

  • @69RedSeth
    @69RedSeth 9 лет назад +18

    Rest in Pepperoni, Tom- I mean Dave.

  • @rosenfields
    @rosenfields 8 месяцев назад +3

    "this IS a true story, everything literally happened"
    "also the one boy literally turned into a plushie"

  • @clarbo3849
    @clarbo3849 9 лет назад +59

    I never read the comics and I always thought Scourge was an OC.

    • @CrazyRiverOtter
      @CrazyRiverOtter 9 лет назад +18

      ShyFilip You're not alone. It doesn't help that they made him green in the later installments.

    • @MalachiLper
      @MalachiLper 9 лет назад +30

      ***** Doesn't he seem MORE like an OC if he looks exactly like Sonic, except for having sunglasses and a leather coat?

    • @GameAlicornLuna
      @GameAlicornLuna 9 лет назад +14

      ShyFilip Technically, "Scourge" was around in the very early days of the comics (I think he first appeared in Issue 18 or 19) and he was just known as Alternate Sonic but it wasn't until like issue 170 or so that he turned green from the Master Emerald and called himself Scourge.
      And his character trait, if I recall, was 'I am Evil Sonic lolz'

    • @McC0n0r
      @McC0n0r 9 лет назад +23

      He looks even edgier than Shadow.

    • @dax_9879
      @dax_9879 7 лет назад +3

      ClipOnSunglasses so his the
      origina original character?
      ok?

  • @TTRPGSarvis
    @TTRPGSarvis 9 лет назад +125

    Why is it always .EXE? Why not .PDF, or .ROM? Or even .GIF?

    • @TTRPGSarvis
      @TTRPGSarvis 9 лет назад +38

      Robert Podruzny Well, if they're cursed, why does it matter what format they're in anyway? Anything could run as a program because magic.

    • @Starnana
      @Starnana 9 лет назад +16

      Because executable files are "creepy"

    • @TTRPGSarvis
      @TTRPGSarvis 9 лет назад

      Starnana Guy Because...most of the programs you use are creepy .EXE files?

    • @nin10doadict
      @nin10doadict 9 лет назад +14

      Sarvis The Buck How about .BAT? Batch files can be executable...

    • @jonathangallant7941
      @jonathangallant7941 9 лет назад

      Sarvis The Buck .GIF would be the creepiest of pastas :)

  • @Viper505repiV1
    @Viper505repiV1 8 лет назад +28

    Pretty sure the cartridge would cease to exist if it got struck by fucking lightning. Dunno why. Just a weird feeling I have.

  • @ectothermic
    @ectothermic 9 лет назад +94

    So why if-
    The story say-
    When he-
    Tom.
    Tom. Tom. Tom.
    All questions answered.

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 9 лет назад +6

      ***** You're assuming a man like Tom ever truly lived.

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 9 лет назад

      You tell me.

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 9 лет назад

      ***** It was, the disc yet roams free.

    • @gamer-gs8yo
      @gamer-gs8yo 9 лет назад +1

      It was...
      So it isn't anymore?
      Godammit Tom!
      DAMN YOU TOM!!!

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 9 лет назад

      Vidya Gaems How many seconds did you scream for, it's important!

  • @brandokalrizian
    @brandokalrizian 8 лет назад +19

    The scariest part of this video was the sonic 06 footage.

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 7 лет назад +7

      No.
      The scariest part was realizing that Yuri had to play Sonic 06 for the footage.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@StriderOwO That's always the scariest part; and realizing why Tom is such an ass. It's because he was genuinely a fan of 4kids. The worst dubbing company in the entirety of earth.

  • @MarioFromMario
    @MarioFromMario 6 лет назад +7

    "There's been a string of disappearances related to the classic Sonic games lately"
    I can't stop laughing

  • @NimbusAlamaa
    @NimbusAlamaa 9 лет назад +1

    Just sitting here at 2:15 AM, not tired enough to sleep but not awake enough to get up, and I see a new Yuri video! Even this late they're always amazing, thanks Yuri!

  • @landonwilson1837
    @landonwilson1837 9 лет назад +10

    With a name like S&K.exe, you know it's gonna be amazing.

    • @deadcatreviewer
      @deadcatreviewer 7 лет назад

      wrong it is on bullshit creepy pasta storytime so it's shit

  • @MathematicalVoid
    @MathematicalVoid Год назад +2

    I sometimes think about this and tell people that there's a creepypasta about how 4Kids is evil because they had the audacity to Sega taking Scourge out of games he was never in and never had any chance of appearing in.

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA 9 лет назад +7

    "The news have been going on about disappearances related to Sonic games." Greatest plotline ever.

  • @colonelmustang854
    @colonelmustang854 9 лет назад +15

    So wait, Scourge was the true mastermind? Sonic and Sally were just minions of his? Is that what this story is implying?
    And why is he going after 4Kids? He's an Archie Sonic character. 4Kids had nothing to do with his removal from the comics. Unless he's still mad about their One Piece dub, he's fighting the wrong battle.
    And how are Knuckles and Robotnik/Eggman here? Didn't Sonic kill them in the original Sonic.exe?
    ARGH!!! THIS STORY IS HURTING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 5 лет назад +3

      No, actually scourge is mad that 4kids got LittleKuriboh taken down multiple times, he just couldn’t live without yugioh the abridged series!

  • @madilopez7998
    @madilopez7998 9 лет назад +35

    Hey man. You need to read kid icarus blinded. It has a...wonderful twist ending to say the least.

    • @Chriszeo
      @Chriszeo 9 лет назад +3

      Madi Lopez You can edit your comment. And you should, because this needs to be top comment and read by Yuri himself... just like that masterpiece of a pasta.

    • @madilopez7998
      @madilopez7998 9 лет назад +4

      and i did just that c: This gem must be seen by the public. It brought tears to my eyes.

    • @HelixSquid
      @HelixSquid 9 лет назад +2

      Yo Yuriofwind,please do this creepypasta.

    • @madilopez7998
      @madilopez7998 9 лет назад +2

      Plus the comments where one person is saying " is this real? O.o if it's not you fooled me, this is amazibg"

    • @madilopez7998
      @madilopez7998 9 лет назад +2

      +LeadFaun nope. I'm suggesting it because its...special to say the least.

  • @SSJRandomMaster
    @SSJRandomMaster 9 лет назад

    5:10
    (Paraphrasing) "Don't believe what the media tells you! Sonic's not evil!"
    I half-expected the nerdy guy to just straight-up go on a tirade about it.

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio 9 лет назад +8

    "And then, I blew the suspicious looking cartridge and slid it into my GameCube, because the wii is not backwards compatible to the Sega Saturn"

  • @chip41kitana23roblox
    @chip41kitana23roblox 9 лет назад +77

    HOW MANY FUCKING EXE STORIES ARE THERE?!

  • @OfficialCyaned
    @OfficialCyaned 9 лет назад +9

    "4Kids."
    Has anyone ever made a creepypasta/trollpasta on 4kids? I'd like to see that.

  • @LaPeppercorn
    @LaPeppercorn 9 лет назад +2

    Unofficial creepypasta sequels are never good, but when they come attached to stories that were bad to begin with... you get humans turning into plushies as the shocking twist. I'm losing sleep tonight, but not for the right reasons.

  • @raelogan
    @raelogan 9 лет назад +5

    Scourge belongs to the Archie Comic canon, he was NEVER in any games or cartoons. He was removed from the comics when Ken Penders threw a hissy fit and tried to sue Sega and Archie for continuing to use him after he had been fired for being a creep while trying to inject severely dark themes into the comic...
    If anything, Scourge should be ticked off at Penders, not 4Kids.

    • @icedhollyssb7816
      @icedhollyssb7816 9 лет назад

      RaeLogan Exactly. And see, this is where the story REALLY falls flat on it's face. This is a prime example of what not doing your freaking research does. 4Kids had NOTHING to do with Scourge being pulled from the comics. In this instance, they are entirely blameless.

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 5 лет назад

      Obviously scourge is mad at 4kids for the one piece theme song! And canceling yugioh the abridged series.

  • @Tumpah
    @Tumpah 8 лет назад +4

    "Sonic isn't evil!" is not a respond normal people would say when someone told you a fictional character are killing people..

  • @ReimuHakureiShrine
    @ReimuHakureiShrine 9 лет назад +3

    Rule of thumb: If it's a .EXE pasta it's gonna automatically be shit no matter what the pasta is about.

  • @LoZander
    @LoZander 9 лет назад

    the way your voice exclaims skepticism is fucking amazing. it's unmatched and i love it

  • @Candythekitty1152
    @Candythekitty1152 9 лет назад +17

    Once I saw this I grinned too wide. I fucking love Bullshit Creepypasta story time xD

  • @BenPictures1
    @BenPictures1 8 лет назад +5

    You can blame Ken Penders for Scrouge being removed.

  • @WolfgangEsq
    @WolfgangEsq 9 лет назад +5

    Someone needs to die for the quality of this story... like, what the fuck just happened??

  • @zacharygarlick3249
    @zacharygarlick3249 9 лет назад +2

    I love listening to crappy pasta videos, but yours are my favorite! I don't know why, they just are. Keep up your story telling duties, Yuri!

  • @chaochap6390
    @chaochap6390 8 лет назад +4

    I love how these fan sequels have more to do with the original story than the official sequel..

  • @Robahomusic
    @Robahomusic 9 лет назад +2

    The author is a genius. He easily connects all my beloved creepypastas in one vibrant world. This, my friends, is worldbuilding. This is superior storytelling.

  • @RoxasForTheWin
    @RoxasForTheWin 9 лет назад +3

    Always a good day when yuriofwind posts

  • @GonzoDaSapian
    @GonzoDaSapian 9 лет назад +55

    My body is ready for yuri…not in a weird way or anything…

    • @joseagustincuesta
      @joseagustincuesta 9 лет назад +10

      GonzoDaSapian I-it's not like I come see y-your videos the moment they pop up in my main page, i-idiot.

    • @glacierwolf2155
      @glacierwolf2155 9 лет назад +2

      GonzoDaSapian Ok Reggie

    • @SapphireGamma
      @SapphireGamma 9 лет назад +1

      Not your fault you can't say no!

    • @troyithy
      @troyithy 9 лет назад +2

      +GonzoDaSapian Mine is. Maybe in a weird way. I dunno.

    • @luckyducky7819
      @luckyducky7819 9 лет назад +6

      +GonzoDaSapian I read that in Yes Man's voice.

  • @maskpenn9443
    @maskpenn9443 9 лет назад +33

    I know what you mean Yuri, I want to call him that too. who the hell keep making these Sonic .exe stories, what's next Silver. exe, Cream.exe, or wait how about princess Elise. exe!?

    • @ghostmoths_
      @ghostmoths_ 9 лет назад +7

      Chaos. exe?
      Big the Cat.exe?
      That weird bee guy.exe

    • @Ryanmiller70
      @Ryanmiller70 9 лет назад +6

      Mask Penn Pretty sure all of those are already written and on the trollpasta wiki. I remember finding Silver.exe there.

    • @maskpenn9443
      @maskpenn9443 9 лет назад

      +Ryanmiller70 damn

    • @maskpenn9443
      @maskpenn9443 9 лет назад

      +A Sociopathic Anime Dragon charmy I believe

    • @AstralComposition
      @AstralComposition 9 лет назад +2

      ExE.exe

  • @rumiyano
    @rumiyano 9 лет назад

    Yuriofwind, are you fearing the day where there would be no more bullshit creepypasta stories to do anymore? I have watched all bullshit you put up and always brings me a good laugh and a smile.

  • @MikeyTaylorGaming
    @MikeyTaylorGaming 9 лет назад +8

    A return to Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime and the first thing that hits my ears is Icecap Zone Music. All is forgiven

  • @gamer-gs8yo
    @gamer-gs8yo 9 лет назад +4

    'Yes Master Scourge.'
    Couldn't stop laughing

  • @DexterousDiggs
    @DexterousDiggs 9 лет назад +10

    You can't see green? Damn son my Dad can't see some shades of brown, and a friend of mine can't see purple but green is one of the most common colors in nature and in art. My heart goes out to you. What do you see instead of green?

    • @Yuriofwind
      @Yuriofwind  9 лет назад +19

      +DexterousDiggs Sometimes it's blue, other times I see brown. Kinda depends on how dark the color is :3.

    • @HazardHighlander
      @HazardHighlander 9 лет назад +5

      +Yuriofwind lol i'm just imagining you walking outside and seeing blue trees XD

    • @MikiSayaka
      @MikiSayaka 9 лет назад

      +Chris Hall lol

    • @piss7610
      @piss7610 9 лет назад +1

      +Chris Hall NAMEK

    • @AGGSab
      @AGGSab 9 лет назад

      +Chris Hall but trees aren't green...

  • @scribblewell
    @scribblewell 9 лет назад

    Yuri I hope you become super RUclips famous because you're honestly one of the funniest youtubers ever

  • @chromonastiri2446
    @chromonastiri2446 9 лет назад +7

    I should probably wait until tomorrow to watch this.
    Fuck it.

  • @Killer_Rabbit23
    @Killer_Rabbit23 9 лет назад

    Every time a Yuri of Wind video shows up in my box, especially a Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime, it brightens my day :D

  • @ghostmoths_
    @ghostmoths_ 9 лет назад +14

    I disapprove, there was no hyper-realistic blood >:c

  • @glacierwolf2155
    @glacierwolf2155 8 лет назад +2

    I felt like this was just one huge "4Kids is evil and satanic" rant. Which it is.

  • @BurmudaTriangleTV
    @BurmudaTriangleTV 8 лет назад +3

    ...Scourge isn't even Canon, and he never was...

  • @daanimegoatman6683
    @daanimegoatman6683 9 лет назад

    The part where you say 'oh no not a doll' always gets me. I start cracking up from that.

  • @pix3l_brat
    @pix3l_brat 9 лет назад +7

    Yay a new video!!! :)

  • @BriHarded
    @BriHarded 9 лет назад

    Seriously, Yuri. How do you not have more subs? I feel like you've had 280K subs longer than I've been single and I've always been single!

  • @noahhall2302
    @noahhall2302 9 лет назад +3

    Liked and favorited before watching. No regrets.

  • @sakairyuuji727
    @sakairyuuji727 9 лет назад

    6:01 "popping the cartridge into the sega" * sonic puts chaos emerald onto that thing*
    "he then pressed the power button" *dr robotnik presses random button"
    Nice attention to details

  • @thunderguyer
    @thunderguyer 8 лет назад +5

    I can't wait for Rockman.EXE to become a reality....oh wait.

    • @dandy1392
      @dandy1392 8 лет назад +2

      But.....Its a game for the Game Boy Advance

    • @thunderguyer
      @thunderguyer 8 лет назад +3

      Shiranue Dat Boi Exactly

  • @Agusloquillo
    @Agusloquillo 9 лет назад +1

    It really makes my blood boil when creepypastas are taken down just because they're read by Yuri. Not saying the videos are bad, but following the story myself is one of the things that makes this series so funny.

  • @thebandanadee8265
    @thebandanadee8265 8 лет назад +3

    My favorite Bullshit creepypasta. and LOL. Dave turned into a knuckles plush. THATS SOOOOO SCARY! I HOPE HE DOESNT DO IT TO ME!

  • @neosgx96
    @neosgx96 9 лет назад +4

    Pfft everyone knows the scariest sonic creepypasta is the sonic dreams collection

  • @Primecat854
    @Primecat854 9 лет назад

    These are awful, it's only your narration that actually makes the stories somewhat bareable, love you.

  • @keeganstormblade5456
    @keeganstormblade5456 9 лет назад +15

    What... just happened?

  • @ArcaneToaster
    @ArcaneToaster 9 лет назад +1

    You know that some serious shit is going down once you notice the black marker. Everyone's favorite gaming creepypasta trope...
    Lovely reading.exe

  • @mattstat716
    @mattstat716 8 лет назад +3

    Mysteries of life, you say?
    Why Sonic Boom was made.
    END OF STORY.
    Sonic: MY EYES ARE BLACK, YOU SEE? THE EDGIEST COLOR OF THEM ALL!

    • @mattstat716
      @mattstat716 8 лет назад +1

      MarioSTAR21 Galaxys Every sonic.exe character: OUR EYES ARE BLACK, YOU SEE? THE SUPER-DUPER EDGIEST COLOR OF THEM ALL!!!!

    • @galactakid7064
      @galactakid7064 7 лет назад

      Shadow: I'M BLACK
      BEING EDGY ISN'T COOL ANYMORE

  • @RSD321KOOL
    @RSD321KOOL 8 лет назад +2

    There's probably a "Silver.exe" crappypasta out there.
    If it isn't just an hour of reading "IT'S NO USE!" over and over I'll be extremely disappointed.

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 8 лет назад +2

      trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Silver.EXE
      trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Silver.exe
      Prepare for disappointment

  • @snuffles5897
    @snuffles5897 8 лет назад +3

    Apparently author doesn't know that 4kids only dubbed sonic x

  • @ArtisticEevee
    @ArtisticEevee 8 лет назад +2

    Alright, this pisses me off, Scourge was never in any games, he only exists in the Archie comics. Just needed to get that out there, I'm good now.

  • @AppetiteForIllusions
    @AppetiteForIllusions 8 лет назад +3

    The Sonic 06 footage is the only scary thing in the video.

  • @blueberrysansandroidaccoun5000
    @blueberrysansandroidaccoun5000 8 лет назад +2

    These Videos Really Cheer Me Up. My Sister Is Losing Alot Of Blood I'm Always Giving Her Paper Now My Mom Is Taking Care Of Her I'm Worried About Her

  • @DataDrain02
    @DataDrain02 9 лет назад +3

    Um... Scourge wasn't "killed by 4Kids". He was wiped from existence because of complications involving Ken Penders or whatever his name was. He basically left the comics team, and wanted the rights to all his characters. So yeah, this author is an idiot.... But is it any surprise?

  • @GuyWithThePie
    @GuyWithThePie 8 лет назад +1

    That "fwoosh" sound at the beginning was perfectly timed with your logo blurring.

  • @FightkingSNF
    @FightkingSNF 8 лет назад +3

    So the writer behind this is apparently under the impression that 4kids was responsible for the old cartoons, as well as 'removing' scourge from the Archie comics? Does he have... any idea how anything works?

    • @FightkingSNF
      @FightkingSNF 8 лет назад +4

      Also, he apparently believes Scourge was in the games? What?

  • @cromtuiseagain
    @cromtuiseagain 9 лет назад +1

    This pasta's GOTTA be intended for Yuri to read, what with all the easy pickings like Tom, Kyle, and the plushies. Hyper-realistic blood is oddly absent though.

  • @ervinwilliams9807
    @ervinwilliams9807 9 лет назад +4

    Good video, but I found one thing wrong with it, SCOURGE IS NON-CANON!!!!

  • @rcking1001
    @rcking1001 7 лет назад +2

    So... let me get this straight. The game cart gets struck by *lightning* causing it to become haunted and start replacing characters with other less relevant ones? ...And then the kid just...transforms into a doll? Just checking...

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад

      Yep. It's that stupid. Either the cartridge got hit by actual lighting, or the main character Lightining from Final Fantasy 13 and 13-3.

  • @memequeen424
    @memequeen424 8 лет назад +3

    this is just one big sonic tf fanfic off of devaint art

  • @Dylanzu
    @Dylanzu 8 лет назад +2

    0:37 What sonic game is that? Looked intresting :P

    • @mitchellamar3286
      @mitchellamar3286 8 лет назад +3

      im pretty sure that's sonic 06

    • @Dylanzu
      @Dylanzu 8 лет назад +2

      Mitchell Amar Oh.. F*** xD

  • @SpookNukem
    @SpookNukem 9 лет назад +3

    This was like a shitty version of goosebumps.
    Yes you heard that correct

  • @Revolution5268
    @Revolution5268 9 лет назад

    Toms back! Also I though the game Sonic.exe was a Flash Fan Made game on the disk not a Genesis cartridge...
    only tom can do these impossible logics.

  • @joaovc2002
    @joaovc2002 8 лет назад +4

    oh...i have an creepy pasta..
    There waz once a kewl kid, dat thought "Im pretty much Badass..but haw can i be evan moar badass??".Den he went to his pc, went to a site full with creepy pastas, where was one guy..super spooki and stuff dat had an clock by his side all teh tiem..his naem wuz tom *Tan Tan Tan*, the kewl kid had an heart atack and died cryin blood (Btw in the 9 year old minds blood = scary)
    But Wat If Kid iz nu ded??
    Half-lief 3 confirmed...

    • @Bung-xp3mb
      @Bung-xp3mb 8 лет назад +2

      LastLoneWolf FTW liek if u cri evrytim rip kewl kid

  • @Danielsbigfish
    @Danielsbigfish 9 лет назад

    My favorite segment by my favorite youtuber is back! :3

  • @Just0Wolf
    @Just0Wolf 8 лет назад +3

    what's next? Sonic2.exe with a tails doll from sonic r?

    • @WonderGamer101
      @WonderGamer101 8 лет назад +2

      That's probably right.

    • @MathematicalVoid
      @MathematicalVoid 8 лет назад +5

      No, that makes too much sense.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@MathematicalVoid I thought Johnny dealt with it already?

  • @deadcatreviewer
    @deadcatreviewer 7 лет назад +2

    and the Moral of the story is never buy sonic games off of Ebay

  • @Darkari211
    @Darkari211 9 лет назад +4

    This was probably written for you.

  • @josebrumbo
    @josebrumbo 7 лет назад +1

    How to make a bad creepy pasta:
    Do a line of coke before writing, and improvise the *shit* out of it

  • @JackSledgeIV
    @JackSledgeIV 9 лет назад +16

    Manthat creepypasta was awful. I'm just gonna assume any Sonic creepypasta is just gonna be shit tier.

    • @TheDiddlyWiddly
      @TheDiddlyWiddly 9 лет назад +1

      A lot of Them Will Make You Cringe Before Finishing.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 9 лет назад +9

      most videogame creepypastas are

    • @melahill4257
      @melahill4257 8 лет назад +3

      Genocide City Zone was an alright creepypasta. The other Sonic one's are shit, though.

  • @linkmaster555
    @linkmaster555 9 лет назад +1

    As rare as your videos are, I always enjoy them a lot! Keep up the awesome work! Hope you're doing good!

  • @xX_Thaddeus_Xx
    @xX_Thaddeus_Xx 9 лет назад +3

    Yeah no, Scourge was invented specifically for the comics and has never appeared in anything else.

  • @tenaciouspotato5834
    @tenaciouspotato5834 8 лет назад +2

    Ever since Sonic.exe I've seen so many shitty stories ending in ".exe" popping up. There was one about a fucking drawing! That's not even a .exe file!

  • @TTRPGSarvis
    @TTRPGSarvis 9 лет назад +8

    Hold on just a damn minute! This game was on a Cartridge? As in, not on a .EXE file? Blasphemy! This story disgraces the promise of quality content that comes with the .EXE name. We of the PC gaming master race do not share our cursed games with Console peasants. GOOD DAY SIR!

  • @celadonk
    @celadonk 9 лет назад +1

    Totally didn't see that ending coming. Great video.

  • @Danielsbigfish
    @Danielsbigfish 9 лет назад +4

    I saved the story before it got deleted, yw :D
    The world has many perplexing mysteries in its wake today, and whether it be trivial, or something one would deem a 'great mystery of life, one thing can be said; some mysteries are better left untouched. This is a story of one of those mysteries; though, this may sound silly, this particular mystery is of a cursed video game. Keep in mind as you read this that, no matter how ridiculous it sounds, this is a true story.
    “Today's news story covers a series of what authorities define as 'unsolved missing cases'. We now take you to George and Ruthanne, the parents of a boy named Tom, who has been missing for two years, since the day this chain started. Would you care to explain exactly what happened the day before your son went missing?” The screen went to a woman who was in tears, with a man holding her tightly, comforting her. The man spoke; “Our son Tom had received a package in the mail containing a letter from his best friend Kyle, who hadn't been around in quite some time, Tom told us it was the first he'd heard from Kyle in quite awhile. Also in this package was some sort of computer disk with the word 'SONIC.EXE' written in permanent marker, we know our son was a huge fan of Sonic; he'd grown up with it after all, thanks to me working at 4Kids when he was younger. So, anyways, he decided to try it out, and the next morning, when we we went to wake him up for school, he and the contents of the package were missing, with only this creepy and very disturbing looking sonic plushie doll sitting on his bed.” The man held up the doll to show the viewers, “But the strange thing is; our son didn't own any dolls, much less this creepy one. We can't figure out where it came from. Come to think of it, Kyle's parents said he went missing the day he sent that package!”
    The screen cut back to the news anchor; “In another related incident, when a young girl, Harley, who had also grown up with Sonic, reportedly went missing a day after, as her parents said, 'She was playing Sonic on the computer'. When asked if she had left anything behind, they said they had found a creepy Sally plushie doll with the eyes torn out on her bed, but wouldn't answer any further questions and declined the offer for an interview.”
    “I can't believe this!” the young teenage boy said, with a sheer tone of disappointment to his voice, “My original Sonic And Knuckles cartridge for Sega Genesis is ruined, stupid lightning!” “Well, maybe that's a good thing, Dave.” spoke a kid with his plaid shirt tucked in, all nice and neat, wearing glasses. “Shut up, Wyatt, you nerd! Just because you hate Sonic doesn't mean you have to keep discouraging me about it!” Dave replied, “Not that,” Wyatt said, “Have you seen the news lately?” he asked, “There's been a string of disappearances related to the classic Sonic Games lately, I'd avoid playing them.” “Ha!” Dave scoffed, “You really believe all the media's bullshit? Sonic isn't evil!” Dave was cleaning the cartridge, it had fallen in the mud and been struck by lightning the night before during a terrible storm as he was walking back from his neighbors down the street. “I'm gonna see if by some miracle this thing still works.” Dave said.
    As Dave finished cleaning off the cartridge, he rushed downstairs to try it out, as Wyatt followed behind, “I don't know why I'm bothering to stick around, I hate Sonic.” Wyatt remarked, “You've hated Sonic ever since they took Scourge out of the series, the only thing that'll get you to like Sonic again is if Scourge was put back in.” Dave said, popping the cartridge into the Sega and pushing the power button.
    When the game started up, it looked a little bit glitchy, the sky on the title screen was going red and there were no clouds, the water was black, and Sonic was bright green instead of his usual blue. The really weird part was the title read "Scourge and Knuckles" instead of "Sonic and Knuckles". Dave had found this odd, he'd known the lightning had screwed the cartridge up, but it seemed strange that, coincidentally, Sonic's name was replaced with another canon character of the franchise; Wyatt, on the other hand, was all of the sudden interested because of Scourge now seemingly being in the game.
    The first Zone, known as 'Mushroom Hill Zone' loaded up, only, it wasn't called 'Mushroom Hill Zone' but instead, 'Tag, You're It: Act 1'. The level played normally, with Dave playing as Knuckles, to which he remarked “Yay, my favorite character!”. But something else was off; there was no background music. Dave easily made it through the first Act of 'Tag, You're It', as it played just like the level normally did; it was when Act 2 loaded that things got a bit strange.
    When the Second Act of 'Tag, You're It' loaded, instead of Doctor Robotnik waiting, it was Sonic, or 'Scourge', as seen on the title screen. Suddenly, Dave couldn't move in the game; the controls weren't working. Suddenly, Scourge ran at knuckles, and crashed into him, instantly killing Knuckles. The screen went black and the text came up “Ready To Become One With Me, Wyatt?”
    The 'Mushroom Hill Zone; Act 1' started up again, but this time, it was titled 'Take Back Your Role' and instead of 'Act 1' it said 'If You Can', and THIS time, Dave was controlling Doctor Robotnik. Dave and Wyatt, at this point were getting a little scared, “T-this has something to do with the disappearances, I know it!” Wyatt said, panicking, “B-bullshit, it's bullshit!” Dave said, scared, but trying to hide it. Just then, Scourge faintly appeared behind Doctor Robotnik, Dave, able to move this time, ran through the stage as Scourge began to chase him. Dave, for some reason feared for his life as he was running from Scourge; he felt as if his own life was on the line.
    Dave tried and tried to escape from Scourge, but he was too fast, and ultimately ran into Robotnik, instantly killing him. The Screen again faded to black, at the center of this black screen, the image of Sonic appeared standing in darkness, all but his face shrouded in shadow. Sonic's face looked demonic; His eyes were wide, black and crying blood, and there were two small glowing red dots in those eyes staring directly at Dave and Wyatt through the television. This Sonic also had a wide, demonic looking grin that literally stretched to the sides of his face like the Cheshire Cat, except this Sonic had fangs.
    As if Dave and Wyatt weren't already freaked out enough, this face faded into scourges, except, it kept that grotesque, demonic look, and a text box appeared below it, “4Kids took away my future, so I shall take away theirs!” After reading this, a look of shock befell Wyatt's face, “he'd grown up with it after all, thanks to me working at 4Kids”, those words ran through Wyatts mind as he asked, “Where do your parents work?” To which Dave replied “My dad teaches kindergarten, and my mom works for-” Dave paused in shock, realizing what was going on, “4Kids...T.V.” he finished. Suddenly,
    Wyatt started laughing maniacally, “You deserve this! Your parents took Scourge's life, now he'll take yours!” Wyatt yelled as he took out a Scourge Plushie Doll, which then began to glow an eery green, and suddenly, Dave grew smaller, and began growing red fur; Soon, Dave was transformed into a Knuckles Doll. Then suddenly, the Scourge Dolls eyes started glowing red, and Wyatt uttered the words, “Yes, Master Scourge...” as he walked over, removed the cartridge from the Sega; the cartridge then disappeared, as if it never existed at all.

  • @caleb5796
    @caleb5796 9 лет назад +2

    Scourge is literally the worst non-canon character. EVER.

  • @YadonTheCat
    @YadonTheCat 9 лет назад +1

    S&K actually did have a Windows release along with Sonic 3 and S3&K, so having an .exe with that name actually makes some sense