2016. No U.S.A. presidential elections occur in the year 2015. The meme stems from the trend ad campaigns used by candidates. Typically featuring a quote that portrays them as "the right man (or woman)" for the job followed by the year that they will be elected. So, no. 2016*
How to make a creepypasta Happy Halloween or something, are you having a hard time creating something spooky for others to read? Well look no further, this handy list will help you get started to creating the world’s greatest creepypasta. 1. Make it about a game franchise 2. Add a giant bucket of blood 3. Add color pallet swaps to make the characters spooky 4. Add screens fading to black or static for no reason 5. make sure you add pointless paragraphs that add nothing to the story. 6. Make sure the plot is barely mentioned 7. Make sure to think like a 8 year old when writing it. 8. If it’s not about a game make sure it’s a 90s cartoon so all the 90s kids read it. 9. Make sure screams and static make up 45% of the plot 10. make sure said game or cartoon vanishes or gets destroyed at the end. 11. Have hyper realistic objects in 67% of the story. 12. Make sure the tape/cartridge/disc is written in sharpie. 13. Make sure you write how long the screen turns black/static 14. Make sure to reference a popular creature (ex.slender man) for more readers. 15. Make sure the game is from an old man or gamestop, it also has to be free. 16.The protagonist is dumber than a brick 17. Throw in a few 666s for good measure 18. Impraapper grammerz 19. Use num63r5 f0r l3773r2 2 b3 3dgy 20. The evil spooky monster is actually GOD!!!!!!!1!1!2!!!!!! 21. Use Deviant Art to beg have someone create fanart of your story. Because you're lazy talentless they'll be crazy not to 22. Involve suicide or self injures to make it edgier than a dodecahedron. 23. add .exe, .ex, .dos, or other computer lingo to make yourself sound smart and changing the interwebs forever BONUS POINTS: hyper realistic blood BONUS POINTS: corpses are involved And there you have it, the perfect guide to making a creepypasta for Halloween. One day you all will become one of the greats like Tom. Happy writing!
The best part of this video has to go to the 2 minute mark when you exclaim "that's not right" and following that up with a ragdoll Sheik freaking out ( a cheat code I assume). Sheik slamming down in sync with the cartridge made my night as well. I love it when you make edits like that :D
Okay hold up time out I'm only 2:42 in and my head hurts...who else laughed out loud when he showed shiek hitting the ground the same time he said I SLAMMED THE CARTRIDGE IN THE PORT
I think we all learned something here today... I said "I think" cause I'm not really sure, I lost track of what the author was trying to accomplish. Those sarcastic remarks are what kept my attention so well done good sir, well done.
SSJRandomMaster "Tell me Link, how many seconds can you move within the frozen time? 2 seconds? 3 seconds? Or maybe you can move for 5 seconds like me and just pretending you can't"
+Wonkydong .Expander This is the moment! While Ingo was distracted by this terrible writing, a horse he could have otherwise dodged trampled him even further!
Wow... for the most part it was just author describing Ocarina of time... and telling us about his Malon fetish... not to be confused with a melon fetish. The "plot" only actually gets started like a third of the way through the "story". That coupled with the typical creepy pasta nonsense... makes this one something special.
I love how this one starts off with Ingo being this scary omnipotent God locking link in, and just ends up getting him and all the other bosses ass kicked by horses for eternity.
@@shawnfields2757 Sorry for the late reply, but are you talking about the Sonic and Knuckles Creepypasta? I haven't watched that one yet, but now I might have to!
I love how when you say slammed the cartridge in , you show a clip of sheik falling on the ground ( i know she didnt fall that it was bongo bongo but there ist a word for it )
I love how this guy playing the game was all "*Gasp* Death in a kids game?" I mean, I bet this dude is the type of person who grew up on 4Kids dubs and overprotective parents.
0InvaderKat0 but when they make basic spelling mistakes and all the repetition, that's not making mistakes in a genre,those are just mistakes in writing.
+0InvaderKat0 Horror is hard, because it has to be scary for all the right reasons. When it's all jumbled together like these CP's are, well of course it's gonna be terrible lol. Most of the young people who write these have no idea how to really "write" in the first place, giving us abominations such as this.
Why do these people always freak out about these things that can so easily be done with romhacks? Edit: When I tried to close this tab after the video was finished Chrome decided to crash and I couldn't. Well played, Ingo.
"i will never play ocarina of time, or zelda for that matter" ign rating 11/10 profound insight by arthur the author or whoever this was. awesome video as ever yuri.
6:38 Yuri : "(reading) it was pouring rain outside.. (mocking) and umbrellas arent a thing !" Leon S Kennedy : "last time I trusted an umbrella, we got a zombie outbreak in my hometown ! So.."
I have something to confess, I listen to Bullshit creepy pasta storytime on the way to and from work almost everyday. Always so hilarious, thanks yuri!
+dbn300100 Gra-ha-ha! This is Bowsah 'ere, this was all a part of my EVIL test, Link! I'll never let you leave not until you complete my most EVILEST of evil tests! We'll see about that Bowsah, because Link got a visit from the TOIME gods and they gave him an Ocareener of TOIME, but he can only use it once! I couldn't get that bit on camera sadly.
I've been waiting for like an hour for this super important file to send (yes, my connection sucks right now because of a storm) and I can't go to sleep until it's uploaded. This is the perfect thing to watch while I wait for the file. Thanks, Yuri! :3
I'll say it one more time since it must not die: please look up and read kid icarus: blinded. Award for best plot twist. And by best I mean most mind numbingly stupid. Also it's on deviantart. True sign of quality.
Wow. This was a masterpiece. What started as a bad Jojo fanfic turned into a God of War hybrid, and then went the extra mile to describe the ben drowned origin story. five stars would rent to others.
So wait a minute this guy played this game years ago when he was a kid, and every thing was normal, but now that he's playing it as an adult its some how haunted? Fuck logic lol.
I'm surprised Yuri isn't jaded and dead inside from reading all these shitty stories. I couldn't keep up the enthusiasm for shit like this after the first few, but he just keeps in chugging. You're my hero Yuri. XD
why doesn't yuriofwind have more subs? he's a hidden gem. it's so fun to listen to these creepypastas seeing that it's all just "I bought a game off eBay and then everything was red LIKE BLOOD!"
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
"I ran as fast as I could..."
*shows Link walking backwards*
Never change.
Hey it's Haedox!
...
i was not prepared for this
HOW DO YOU WATCH ALL THE SAME VIDEOS I DO?
+the metapod maybe u both are the same person :O
"Sure is dark outside, OH HEY A CORPSE!"-YuriofWind, 2015
+Paul5200 2016*
2016. No U.S.A. presidential elections occur in the year 2015. The meme stems from the trend ad campaigns used by candidates. Typically featuring a quote that portrays them as "the right man (or woman)" for the job followed by the year that they will be elected. So, no. 2016*
+DangAssDan We got the meme expert o'er here!
GallikHD I invented it.
My favorite part !
The way he says that caught me by surprise so hard I couldnt help but burst into uncontrollable laughter. Xp
"I threw up again!"
"You're wasting food."
I love you Yuri.
And when I turned around...
Sitting on my bed...
Was an Ingo plushie...
With blood eyes.
And then the blood was hyper-realistic, and then I BECAME SKELETON, *AND THEN I WROTE THIS, **_AND NOW IT'S COMING FOR YOOOOOOUUUU_*
+AceAttorny but did a spooky skeleton pop out?
Brian Bullock It was spoopy at best.
+Funnystuf If you don't share this comment or something then the doll will appear on your bed maybe
+AceAttorny HYPER REALISTIC BLUUD!? Oh noes!
"I SLAMMED the cartridge in!"
*Game Footage proceeds to show Sheik geeeeeeeettting dunked*
...The video's over... BUT I CAN'T LEAVE!
+CallMeFreakFujiko I will never let you leave....
Comrade Ogilvy Dammit!
i will never let you leaf*
despair life can never make you sleep, how else can we get the delicious despair :D
+CoolHilcieni HISSSSSSS
How to make a creepypasta
Happy Halloween or something, are you having a hard time creating something spooky for others to read? Well look no further, this handy list will help you get started to creating the world’s greatest creepypasta.
1. Make it about a game franchise
2. Add a giant bucket of blood
3. Add color pallet swaps to make the characters spooky
4. Add screens fading to black or static for no reason
5. make sure you add pointless paragraphs that add nothing to the story.
6. Make sure the plot is barely mentioned
7. Make sure to think like a 8 year old when writing it.
8. If it’s not about a game make sure it’s a 90s cartoon so all the 90s kids read it.
9. Make sure screams and static make up 45% of the plot
10. make sure said game or cartoon vanishes or gets destroyed at the end.
11. Have hyper realistic objects in 67% of the story.
12. Make sure the tape/cartridge/disc is written in sharpie.
13. Make sure you write how long the screen turns black/static
14. Make sure to reference a popular creature (ex.slender man) for more readers.
15. Make sure the game is from an old man or gamestop, it also has to be free.
16.The protagonist is dumber than a brick
17. Throw in a few 666s for good measure
18. Impraapper grammerz
19. Use num63r5 f0r l3773r2 2 b3 3dgy
20. The evil spooky monster is actually GOD!!!!!!!1!1!2!!!!!!
21. Use Deviant Art to beg have someone create fanart of your story. Because you're lazy talentless they'll be crazy not to
22. Involve suicide or self injures to make it edgier than a dodecahedron.
23. add .exe, .ex, .dos, or other computer lingo to make yourself sound smart and changing the interwebs forever
BONUS POINTS: hyper realistic blood
BONUS POINTS: corpses are involved
And there you have it, the perfect guide to making a creepypasta for Halloween. One day you all will become one of the greats like Tom.
Happy writing!
Also, this story sucks.... of course
You forgot pointless jumpscares
Author: "It was so disturbing, I threw up AGAIN!"
Yuri: "You're wasting food!"
"Ingo looked angry-err-errrrrr..."
It's a small moment, but I love it so.
"I blew into the cartridge (even though it says not too)"
WHAT A REBEL!
certainly doing something revolutionary
The best part of this video has to go to the 2 minute mark when you exclaim "that's not right" and following that up with a ragdoll Sheik freaking out ( a cheat code I assume). Sheik slamming down in sync with the cartridge made my night as well. I love it when you make edits like that :D
+Jeremy Trush Nah, that's part of the game. It's when Bongo Bongo goes apeshit in Kakariko I think.
It's still processing, but I hope you all enjoy the late night Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime ^_^
+Yuriofwind Great way to start out the Spook Weeks, mate!
Have a happy Spooky Finger Puppet Ghost Month, Yuri!
+Yuriofwind First to hiss
+An Escapist Sorry...
I do quite enjoy this late night BCS ^_^
+Yuriofwind Love the way you narrate these "quality" stories. Keep up the amazing work!
2:40
"I SLAM the cartridge in"
right as sheik slams into the ground
i like that
Okay hold up time out I'm only 2:42 in and my head hurts...who else laughed out loud when he showed shiek hitting the ground the same time he said I SLAMMED THE CARTRIDGE IN THE PORT
I think we all learned something here today... I said "I think" cause I'm not really sure, I lost track of what the author was trying to accomplish. Those sarcastic remarks are what kept my attention so well done good sir, well done.
wow I didn't know you were a yuriofwind fan!?
+tvirus8193 oh sht u are right
+cjszero01 I think the lesson is The Internet is a terrible place, that should be burned down.
+cjszero01 You don't like the type of person to be a Yuriofwind fan!
As soon as you said purple aura I realized, ingo turned into a jojo villian
+havoc697
"But it was me, INGO!"
SSJRandomMaster
"Tell me Link, how many seconds can you move within the frozen time? 2 seconds? 3 seconds? Or maybe you can move for 5 seconds like me and just pretending you can't"
It goes even deeper, when he threw that giant ball or whatever that slammed link into the wall, that was his fucking stand
+Wonkydong .Expander This is the moment! While Ingo was distracted by this terrible writing, a horse he could have otherwise dodged trampled him even further!
Issun McGoodmage
IS THIS PART OF YOUR PLAN TOO WRITER?
OF COURSE IT IS! THIS WRITER PLANNED OUT EVERYTHING, RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING!
Wow... for the most part it was just author describing Ocarina of time... and telling us about his Malon fetish... not to be confused with a melon fetish. The "plot" only actually gets started like a third of the way through the "story". That coupled with the typical creepy pasta nonsense... makes this one something special.
But I suppose since author is sharing, I will too. Princess Ruto is best waifu!
***** Agreed.
I mean, I liked Malon too, but seriously, this guy seems a bit creepy
So the game ended up in a garage sale? One of the most popular methods of starting one of these Bullshit Creepypastas? ...Shit.
+mariokarter13 Yep, the most uninspired, crappy and overall stupid book end ever.
+mariokarter13 its a prequel to pokémon tears, except only the garage sale part matters
I love how this one starts off with Ingo being this scary omnipotent God locking link in, and just ends up getting him and all the other bosses ass kicked by horses for eternity.
Why didn't he just jump the fence? You don't have to jump the gate.
Because that's logical, and this is a bad video game creepypasta :3
+Fred Fuchs advanced techniques right there!
+Fred Fuchs
Mettaton?!
+Fred Fuchs No wonder he couldn't leave, that fence is really difficult to jump.
I actually didn't even know you could jump the gate
I forgot how on-point the quips were during this story. This is probably one of the funniest BSCPSTs out of them all.
I guess you can say your capture device really Died Hard. Also happy spooky finger puppet ghost month coming from Boo-ce Willis.
I loved you in Rugrats X Thornberries.
FUCK OFF, WILLIS
+Bruce Willis Oh get out of here you scamp.
+CheetosForBreakfast WAIT, was he really in that movie!?!?
Qai Rodriguez He played Spike. LOL
Basically turned my day from a 4/10 to a 8/10 seeing this vid. Thanks!
+Silveri Happy I was able to help :3
"sure is dark outside, Oh look a corpse!" omfg im dying xDDDD
Yuri: Clearly, this is a nimble-looking man with a mustache!
Me: I mean, he does look like a Mario Brother.
The "Legend of Zelda I'll Never Let You Leave" episode was funnier than I remembered it being over a year ago! 😂
The line "Link just made a face..." will never fail to make me laugh
So...him blowing into the cartridge caused the game to rewrite itself into a creepypasta? That's the only way this--almost, kinda, sorta--makes sense.
Hey, aren't you the dude from the S & K crappy story, where the one dude turned you into a doll? How are you still alive?
@@shawnfields2757
Sorry for the late reply, but are you talking about the Sonic and Knuckles Creepypasta? I haven't watched that one yet, but now I might have to!
If he was sick to his stomach the entire day thinking about the goddamn bullshit evil Ingo, why the fuck was he hungry for dinner?
I love how when you say slammed the cartridge in , you show a clip of sheik falling on the ground ( i know she didnt fall that it was bongo bongo but there ist a word for it )
It's not creepy? So it's just pasta?
+Maverick Undercooked pasta, yes.
+Yuriofwind But undercooked pasta at least has texture...
+Yuriofwind more like never cooked pasta :|
frozen pasta....
+Sketchlife and expired 10 years ago
I SLAMMED the cartridge in *footage shows Sheik getting slammed into the ground*
Well, now I know that I can survive getting slammed into the wall and having blood come out from my head by having more than enough hearts
I love how this guy playing the game was all "*Gasp* Death in a kids game?" I mean, I bet this dude is the type of person who grew up on 4Kids dubs and overprotective parents.
why is it hard for people to write decent short horror stories
Because they suck at grammar and spelling.
0InvaderKat0 but when they make basic spelling mistakes and all the repetition, that's not making mistakes in a genre,those are just mistakes in writing.
+0InvaderKat0 Horror is hard, because it has to be scary for all the right reasons. When it's all jumbled together like these CP's are, well of course it's gonna be terrible lol. Most of the young people who write these have no idea how to really "write" in the first place, giving us abominations such as this.
+The Easily Bored Gamer BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
DID I SCARE YOU YET
*ARGGGGH*
he was imagining half of his story because he never plugged the TV beck up lol
3:30 I'm extremely happy you put that in. I nearly spilled my soda from laughing at Link just accept it and defy water physics.
I absolutely adore the shop music from OoT at the start of Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime
Moustache powers are indeed the scariest powers of all.
The creepiest part of this creepy pasta is the author's obsession with Malon. o_O
i love how he reads the stories, it makes them really funny
"I plugged in the N64 and turned the game on" he earlier said that he also unplugged the TV so magic I guess
lol "I threw up" Yuri: "You're wasting food" XD
"Sure is dark outside. Oh, look, a corpse."
I'm gonna be losing it at that for a while
2:37 Perfect timing haha
"I SLAMMED.."
10:28 He was, more or less likely, going to do a bomb-hover to get out. It's a speedrun maneuver, don't question it.
Why do these people always freak out about these things that can so easily be done with romhacks?
Edit: When I tried to close this tab after the video was finished Chrome decided to crash and I couldn't.
Well played, Ingo.
New creepypasta: Ingo Hates Chrome
The cord section at 2:51 was fucking intense.
"i will never play ocarina of time, or zelda for that matter" ign rating 11/10 profound insight by arthur the author or whoever this was. awesome video as ever yuri.
I fucking lost it at "Ingo Powers!"xD
But it got weird when the story turned super gory. All that trampling, jeez!
+Don von Frustratio I have ingo powers too
Watch out.
Im coming for you.
No reason.
Creepypasta's everyone!
yentlKing Oh noes!
took me 2 years to understand what he meant by "maybe one day youll play that ocorina of time"
Maybe he was playing Majora's Mask?
"..I threw up again"
"You're wasting food :|"
Nice irony on that pic of link walking backwords XD
He definitely beat a dead horse.
6:38 Yuri : "(reading) it was pouring rain outside.. (mocking) and umbrellas arent a thing !"
Leon S Kennedy : "last time I trusted an umbrella, we got a zombie outbreak in my hometown ! So.."
You are officially my favorite go-to creepypasta channel, since you point out the stupidity in all of them and making it funny xD
"Epp-ih-na" - YuriofWind, 2015
"Mustache-related power".
Yuri has clearly learned the speedrun tech from one of previous Zelda pastas
9:49 why would you save if you wanted to be back in the temple of time. The author already saved there, they just needed to turn off the game.
I have something to confess, I listen to Bullshit creepy pasta storytime on the way to and from work almost everyday. Always so hilarious, thanks yuri!
Author: "It didn't make sense to me-"
Yuri: *"Like most things in life!"*
One of my favorite lines in anything ever.
Ocareenur of TOIM.
ElectricalBeast, is that you? What happened with the time gods in your Mario 64 playthrough!?
*****
Wut?
TalesOfGamerz never mind, I was referencing someone who sounded too British even for British people.
*****
I've heard many people pronouncing it like that.
+dbn300100 Gra-ha-ha! This is Bowsah 'ere, this was all a part of my EVIL test, Link! I'll never let you leave not until you complete my most EVILEST of evil tests!
We'll see about that Bowsah, because Link got a visit from the TOIME gods and they gave him an Ocareener of TOIME, but he can only use it once! I couldn't get that bit on camera sadly.
lol, "fuckin repitition..."
That singing melody made my night
Listening again after 3 years and still epic :D:D
12:28 I guess you could say.....ITS NO USE!
I've been waiting for like an hour for this super important file to send (yes, my connection sucks right now because of a storm) and I can't go to sleep until it's uploaded. This is the perfect thing to watch while I wait for the file. Thanks, Yuri! :3
For Creepy Pasta, Yuri is what goes bump in the night.
I have no idea what this story was about, but I think this video is my new favorite.
"i threw up again"
your waisting food
But did the author ever get to see his waifu Malon?
"I vomited"
Darunia: YAHOO
I guess Darunia likes vomit?
I'll say it one more time since it must not die: please look up and read kid icarus: blinded. Award for best plot twist. And by best I mean most mind numbingly stupid. Also it's on deviantart. True sign of quality.
The video is over but I CANT LEAVE
no really my phone's glitching
That cord sub-arc was truly moving.
Oh my, every time I watch one of these videos I laugh my ass off the whole time. You are amazing.
Oh good, a story about murder, animal murder, and bad grammar! Gee, that's just great.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave~
This is probably my favorite series from you!
Still love these videos. And it's timed perfectly to be watched right before bed. My day has been officially perfected.
sure is dark outsid- Oh look a corpse! :D
That cord section was spine chilling
6:19 I was scared, and confused, and under blankies :3
All i need to say that author is 100% chance Tom
I love this series! Good work as always, Yuriofwind!
There's a lot of thunder and it's making me scared but your video makes me feel a little better! Thanks for uploading!
"...by the time I grabbed the master sword..." lol your welcome for the nightmares
Wow. This was a masterpiece. What started as a bad Jojo fanfic turned into a God of War hybrid, and then went the extra mile to describe the ben drowned origin story. five stars would rent to others.
That was the spookiest spaghetti i ever saw. You, good sir, are an excellent chef
So wait a minute this guy played this game years ago when he was a kid, and every thing was normal, but now that he's playing it as an adult its some how haunted? Fuck logic lol.
Yuri, you never fail to make me laugh... thank you
The gameplay footage was almost as painful as the story
I love this
I liked the use of "slam" with that clip.
...SLAMMED THE CARTRIDGE IN
he deserves whatever he's getting
I'm surprised Yuri isn't jaded and dead inside from reading all these shitty stories. I couldn't keep up the enthusiasm for shit like this after the first few, but he just keeps in chugging. You're my hero Yuri. XD
why doesn't yuriofwind have more subs? he's a hidden gem. it's so fun to listen to these creepypastas seeing that it's all just "I bought a game off eBay and then everything was red LIKE BLOOD!"
I like how the guy makes dinner and then immediately throws it up
BCS at 02:00 am, how fitting.
This was incredibly entertaining. thank you, Yuri. ^^