My heart sank as the doctor continued his diagnosis. He paused, and said, “yes, the situation with your organs is quite something. Hold on. Let me check again.” He placed his hand on my chest, and moved it down, stopping at my stomach. “There it is. I am not entirely sure of what is going on here, but that is definitely not what a human heart should be capable of doing.” My heart sank further. “There it goes again.”
The average family can barely even afford gold, so it makes sense that after their purchase of a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition they would not have enough money leftover for a proper grave plot.
Fun Fact: I was once inspired by Chris to write a story like this in literacy with a half-assed message because a message was required for a passing grade. And it was so intentionally poorly written that I got a passing grade.
No way! I did the same thing in my creative writing class. We had to write a horror/suspenseful story, so I wrote a half assed story about a haunted game boy.
@@weegee_hates_the_blind I wrote some bullshit about aliens and communist icons doing magical girl shit to defeat aliens for the same prompt. Somehow it was good enough that I was exempt from the final. Failed the second semester of that class immediately afterwords.
This deserves to be the Airplane of creepypastas, in that it is a parody so masterfully crafted, it kills the genre it is spoofing. I will never, ever, be able to take any creepypasta seriously ever again. *Slow clap*
Airplane is a 70's comedy that spoofed decades worth of vehicular disaster movies that came before it, and spoofed them so relentlessly that studios came to believe people would be too busy laughing at the genre to ever take them as serious thrillers ever again.
No, not really. You can easily tell that they went into this with the intent to be deliberately bad as an attempt to be funny. The ineptitude isn't organic. That's what makes real creepypastas so laughable. They went in with an intent for some level of quality, and failed.
I don't know about him but atleast Julian is aware of the fact that there are good ones but theres 100 bad ones to every good ones, so if chris is like julian, he's probably heard a bunch of bad ones when trying to find the good ones.
"Could barely even afford gold" "I snuck past my many parents" This has to be best gmod video ever made please you have to do more of these creepypasta things on your own style
I know Chris did an amazing job creating and telling this crooopypassa, but if we could get a famous horror actor like Robert England reading this in a deadpan expression staring at the camera that would make my day.
It all started 53 years ago, back when I was a fully grown little boy. One day, while I was jumping through the street, I happened upon a large vehicle, which clobbered me violently into a nearby window. After getting my bearings, I looked up to see a young boy with a GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition in his tiny little hands. I had always dreamed of owning a GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition, but my family could barely even afford gold... He looked up at me with those big, vibrating eyes. His two lower teeth quivered in confusion. "Muh, mahma," he said softly. This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room. I had made it. Finally, a GameBoy Advance SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shouldn't ever allow them to know... I took the GameBoy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to 'ON' mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight. I wanted absolutely nothing to get in the way of my first GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition experience. Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assume this man is the man known as Mario. I had seen adverts showing him on television. The title of the screen slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen: "Super Mario... and the Legend of the Stolen GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition"?! My heart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen. "Beggars can't be choosers," I thought to myself however, and I pressed the start button with my finger. A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And there he was. The familiar Mario man I had grown to enjoy. I pushed left on the left button. Mario himself dashed to the left. Dust between his silly brown shoes filled the air. Amazed by his speed, I quickly pushed right to test his turning abilities. I was not disappointed, as Mario changed direction in a matter of seconds. I learned the other button functions as I played... 'B' allowed Mario to dash at high speeds, similar to my own. 'A' allowed him to leap so high in the sky that I screamed in fear that, perhaps, maybe he wouldn't come back down... Yet he always did, which engaged me in the game-world even further. I quickly grasped the concepts of jumping large gaps, avoiding enemies, and climbing a big, big flagpole at the end of each level. I got to the fourth level without much problems. I looked into a nearby mirror and smiled at myself with one eyebrow raised and I said loudly, "Does this game think I am not good? I can handle anything it throws my way! Ahhh huhaaaaa! Auuhhh..." Suddenly, the screen turned black. And I don't just mean black. I mean so black the screen looked like a big, deep, deep hole. I said out loud, "Is this a hole I see before me?" and it echoed, like a hole... I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow. "That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head. The level loaded, but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less like the Mario theme, "DA DA DAH DUH DA DAH DUH!", and more garbled, like "BRRPP BRPP BRUPP BRR BRUM BRADDAH!!!". I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' button. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed. "HO!" I pushed left as far as I could and he grounded to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed. "HA-HO!" The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body, but all that filled the air were my friend Mario's screams of fear. I said, "No more!" I pulled the cartridge from the GameBoy Advance SP and I threw it out my window. It landed in some mud outside and I laughed and I closed my window. I turned around... And I saw that the cartridge was back in my GameBoy... Mud oozed from its cartridge slot. I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo... It can not be!" The GameBoy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips. He spoke softly, "You stole me from my human... Now I, Mario of Nintendo of America Incorporated, curse you forever...!" I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night, "There must be some way to undo this curse!" I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again. "HO!" I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green. "What on Earth is happening, Mario?" I asked Mario. "Every life you lose, I will make you rot! Haah haah huah!" I asked, "How can I beat the game with only screams? I cannot jump gaps by screaming!" "Fuck you" Mario said quietly. I screamed. "H O A H !" I decided not to beat the game in fear of me rotting! I decided that I was going to do the right thing. I ran out of my room pushing my feeble mother out of my way in the hallway. I ran down the street to the boy's house. Thunder bellowed and rain pitter-pattered on my crying face. Finally, I reached the house. I leaped up to the boy's window and let myself in. The room was dark. "Boy?!" I cried out. "Boy, are you there?" I turned on the light switch. As the room lit up, I saw many people dressed in black. They all cried softly. "Who the flip are you people," I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin. "We are this boy's family," a woman replied, "I was his mother." She pointed into the center of the room where a small, white coffin was suspended over a hole. My heart sank. "Is your boy inside that box?" I asked with an eyebrow raised and a finger on my chin. "Yes, a crazed person broke into our home, ravaged our son and stole his childhood by killing him." Everything went slow. I dropped to my knees. I held the GameBoy tightly in my clenched fist. "Could this be my fault?" I asked myself politely. His mother walked over to me with a big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "it really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great." She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our child into the Earth NOW." The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down! I shoved the mother from me and I sprinted toward the coffin. I jumped on that coffin and the ropes snapped. I began falling into the Earth with the child inside. I heard the screams from his family echoing above. I pried open the coffin as we fell and I shoved the GameBoy into his tiny, cold mouth. "Free me of this curse, child!" I screamed at the top of my... head. I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom, and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the GameBoy. Could this be what I saw before? From the darkness, a floating, black and white head of Mario appeared. He said to me, "In this hole, you shall fall with the dead body of a child! Huaaah hah..." and then he Gaussian blurred away... . "This is what I get for stealing, I guess," I said as I shrugged. Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said, "Wow... It sounds like you learned your lesson. You n-now be free... Bye." He clicked his... mustache and I was back in my room! I looked over on my bed and the GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone! My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face. I-I-r... I realized... maybe stealing not okay. I looked to the sky and I said, "Thank you, Mario inside Gameboy.." Everything would be alright. And though the child remained permanently dead, his mother could always play his GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition to remember him by. Thanks... to me.
I like how he intentionally pressed the wrong buttons. When he went to turn it in he used the volume switch lol and when he went to press start, He hit select
![It Only Comes On The Rainiest of Nights [SFM Creepypasta]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w16sUNMwlvc/mqdefault.jpg)
best thing in the world, thank you so much!
Hey, it’s the funny boi! Say hello to the Stink and the Long for me.
OneyPlays make this top comment
What? How has nobody noticed this?
funkeystudiosTV because of stupid living toombstone
u made this monstrosity
i never realized before but scout really does perfectly fit the description of fully grown little boy
Yup
Yeah lol
Omg yes
im pretty sure thats what mags or saxton hale called him in the comics.
"It's... some sort of tiny little fully grown man." - Maggie in TFComics #4
*"BACK WHEN I WAS A FULLY GROWN LITTLE BOY."*
P O Y O yes
I got the 666 likes for you!
Now Show Respect For the satan!
Now it's actually 1000
Hi less centered me
Thats deep...
its horrible how high poverty is in us. day after day more famillies struggle to afford gold
Look how far we have fallen
kill The Heretics I know people are now struggling to buy toilet paper.
You’re not wrong
When you've got that many parents, it WOULD be pretty hard.
Lmao
My heart sank as the doctor continued his diagnosis. He paused, and said, “yes, the situation with your organs is quite something. Hold on. Let me check again.” He placed his hand on my chest, and moved it down, stopping at my stomach. “There it is. I am not entirely sure of what is going on here, but that is definitely not what a human heart should be capable of doing.” My heart sank further. “There it goes again.”
Pog
Shmeg
Am I allowed to make a dramatic reading of this?
@@imheretojest2826 yes, yes you are.
@@imheretojest2826
Yes, yes you are.
It's not a creepy pasta without 'Hyper Realistic Skin'.
True
it is when its sonic
@@richardmcsweeney8613 did you see sonic the movie
Charlie C Not Hyper Realistic Skin, but just Hyper Realism.
H Y P E R R E A L I S T I C B L Ö Ö D
And I pressed the start button with my
f e e n g e e .
I clicked the left
*_bootan_*
This must be the man known as MAYrio
Jevil did it to em Big Smelly Handle
this part makes me laugh every time I watch this
AvenRave I liked that
I love how the story introduces the whole “Every life you loose you slowly rot” thing only for it to be immediately shot down and forgotten
Perhaps the one actually realistic element of the story- most people would stop playing a game if it was physically affecting them.
He cannot jump over gaps with screams.
*"I snuck past my many parents"*
Seems about right.
So he’s a mormon
So many parents- and yet they can’t afford gold.
We truly live in a society
I snuck past the many mailmen
Clearly, this man's family chose the harem ending.
Too many parent, not enough gold
Punch buttons
0:57
7:10
8:56
You need more likes
*shove
Thanks
Here is a like
FALCO PUNCH
Jesus christ this is literally as good as a Garry's Mod video can get. I adore the pacing and the SFMish animation style.
Hoovy Tube ikr
Also WHY NOT GORGEOUS FREEMAN
You clearly have never seen Eltorro64rus.
I wouldn't call it "SFMish animation style"
rayray What are you even talking about?
it was a joke but srsly u never heard of eltorro? hes like a legend for tf2 gmod films
7:56 I love how they're just gonna Monster House this kid instead of getting a spot in an actual graveyard.
Welp, never thought I’d hear “monster house” used as a verb
The average family can barely even afford gold, so it makes sense that after their purchase of a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition they would not have enough money leftover for a proper grave plot.
God tier reference
@@o_ver2.094 makes me wanna eat a pretzel sandwich... good times...
@@radiocaster2k Touche.
“Now I, Mario, of Nintendo of America _incorperated…_ curse you foreva!”
- *mario of Nintendo of America.*
6:08
Acemasters Johnson ^incorporated
Incorporate where?
Thank God he said America. Cause I would had been confused by Nintendo of Japan.
ok
𝕄𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
This was way better then i had possibly imagined
gabriel gameing it takes 4000 hours to make it
Your.... your not verified
Nice pfp
"...and I pressed the START button with my _finggy_ "
Que fais un francais ici ?
But then he pressed the "Select" button lol.
T ki?
i thhink thats a select button he press though lol~ XD
Soren739 mmmh
Fun Fact: I was once inspired by Chris to write a story like this in literacy with a half-assed message because a message was required for a passing grade. And it was so intentionally poorly written that I got a passing grade.
Lol
No way! I did the same thing in my creative writing class. We had to write a horror/suspenseful story, so I wrote a half assed story about a haunted game boy.
AWESOME
@@weegee_hates_the_blind I wrote some bullshit about aliens and communist icons doing magical girl shit to defeat aliens for the same prompt.
Somehow it was good enough that I was exempt from the final. Failed the second semester of that class immediately afterwords.
@@Gammera2000so how was summer school
Now the mother could play on the Gameboy Advance SP: Blue Edition to remember him by.
*T H A N K S T O M E*
LMAO
BUT HE KILLED THE BOY LOL.
@@PieTheWayOriginal When???
lol i dont even remember whats in the vid lol
@@PieTheWayOriginal Oh.
Ya know what the scariest thing is?
He stole the *gameboy advance sp blue edition* without the *game boy advance sp blue edition charger* O_o
Skull Capton No, the scariest thing is that he somehow used the volume control to turn it on.
@@IamBlackToast D: too spooky
This is too spoopy for me!
The scariest thing is that SUPER MARIO WORLD NEVER WAS ON THE GAMEBOY SP ADVANCED BLUE EDITION
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:08 he says “it all started 53 years ago” the gameboy advance sp came out 2003 this means that this narration takes place in the year 2056
R/woooosh
Yeah but when did the BLUE EDITION come out
Wait... it makes sense now. Inflation would make Gold much less valuable in that time!!!
actually it takes place in 2070 as the Boy died in 2017
doctor5141999 You forget that the narrator is a fully grown little boy
can't believe chris predicted the writing style of yiik
Vibrating with motion
*Rory:* "MY TWELVE YEAR OLD SISTER KILLED HERSELF!!! SHE DIED RIGHT HERE! RIGHT WHERE WE'RE STANDING!"
*Alex:* 6:55
@@ryanm.8720 Yep. That's Alex.
I thought Edgar Allan Poe died many years ago
Sad that this story is better than 75% of Creepypasta
Certainly more original in places, barely any mention of blood.
@@luigimaster111 True, the only mention of blood was when he detailed Mario's chapped bloody lips
All creepypastas are bad except this
Sean Dwyer that’s subjective
Sean Dwyer that’s subjective
- doesn't know mario
- says mario was part of his childhood
Typical creepypasta
thats the joke
*mareeo
Oh that's a paradox in writing, well a terrible one on that example and some poets still uses paradoxes in their work.
OMG!!! 666 likes?!
He said that he saw Mario on several adverts on TV, but I doubt it would be enough to build a part of a childhood with it.
When Chris says "free me of this curse child" a little bit of that Irish accent slips out and it cracks me up.
Do you enjoy "Le Fils Du Masque" (Guterman 2005)?
@@VinluvAntonHandesbukia never heard of it.
@@SneedBass sotm is the greatest film ever made. This is the part where you boogie
@@VinluvAntonHandesbukia I'm not familiar with anything you're talking about. Neat SoundCloud though.
@@SneedBass No ID,no party.
"but then he guassianied blurred away... "
Best part
@@cookieashley2150 u Russian?
@@cookieashley2150 I'm looking for Russians
I LOVE Russians
Wut dialect is that? 0_0
0_0
SAXXY AWARD WINNER 2k18
Category: horror
Hot Sauce i think they allow only sfms'
Shush
This is Gmod not Sfm
Hot Sauce shame there isn't a competition for Gmod :(
Viet Yang it's true. This video IS A MASTAPEICE
Incredible
lol i got here from one of your videos.
Pootis man looks like we meet again
Shesez I love your videos man!! Keep it up!!
Shesez wow I didn’t know this guy watched this other guy
Didn't know you watched animations too.
"And then he Gaussian-blurred away" almost spat out my drink
Possibly one of the best Oney Plays animated ever made. You really out did yourself Antoine. Very well done.
Ryan Kinney wait till we get the totally tubular Collab
"TURN AROUND WITHIN A MATTER OF SECONDS."
BOY WHAT KINDA LATENCY IS THIS?
Honestly, scout did the boy a favor by stealing that haunted game
@@Machine88-p9b He was making a joke.
@@Machine88-p9b hmmm almost as he was making a joke
Maybe the boy stole the Gameboy SP Blue Edition, and the game with it
don't you mean Gameboy SP Blue Edition
@@viralvegetable2411 There, are you happy now
This is gold
No it's blue
Gold we could barely afford
@@jaxnzjr6014 *sobs in poverty*
Like rogelio
@@heywaitasecond46 your name is very funny
"I shoved him"
*punches the kid*
“Shoved”
Tony Gomez yeah that’s how you spell shove in past tense dumbass
Lol
Zoomie
He was joking you’re the dumbass here
Fucking socks the little fucker
*"Now i mario of nintendo of america incorporated , curse you forever"*
Truly terryfying
For a person who couldn’t even afford gold you had a really nice room.
True
Lol tru
I betcha his mom just got back from robbing a bank at the end.
You know how much gold is worth?. he said we could barely afford gold meaning he could afford gold but barely
IF THEY STOP BUYING GOLD THEY WILL HAVE MORE MONEY IM SMART
10:25 is still my favourite moment
"With A Smile on her Face..."
*Procedes to Drive down the Stairs*
My favorite is at 1:44
1:33 “I proceeded to turn it on” *proceeds to turn the volume up*
6:55
Stolen comment :^)
I was checking to see if anyone else already pointed that out lol
It sounds like you have a gameboy sp blue edition to call your own
I Love how instead of Shoving People, he Falcon Punches Them.
So many visual gags that add to the humor of the original! You did a great job!
*S H O V E*
I love the gesture Mario makes when saying “incorporated”, like saying “of course”
"I jumped on that coffin and the rope snapped!"
[Undone Rope]
Lol I saw that
Lol
Lolololololololo
It's Gmod Then
saw it
that "On button", is the volume...
*11/10*
But everything else is perfectly reasonable and realistic, right?
I think he also hit Select instead of Start.
It's because he was actually dead and in hell the whole time.
2:35 "I press the start button with my fingie" precedes to press select.
He also used the volume switch to "turn it on"
Ok but fingie
@@Alizudo Yes, I have a Gameboy Advanced SP myself (Although, I unfortunately don't own the Blue Edition)
@@SniperOnSunday
My older brother actually does own the Blue Edition. He's 27 now.
@@Alizudo He's a fully grown little boy
“ i push the boy”
*proceeds to punch child*
“I pushed my feeble mother”
*proceeds to punch mother*
Makes sense
Falcon, PAAAAWNCH
It's all he knows
@i i he never said it was wrong...
"I shove the mother before me"
*proceeds to punch the child's mother*
Oh, her too, huh?
“Smelly Handle” LMFAOOO
This deserves to be the Airplane of creepypastas, in that it is a parody so masterfully crafted, it kills the genre it is spoofing.
I will never, ever, be able to take any creepypasta seriously ever again. *Slow clap*
The Airplane?
Airplane is a 70's comedy that spoofed decades worth of vehicular disaster movies that came before it, and spoofed them so relentlessly that studios came to believe people would be too busy laughing at the genre to ever take them as serious thrillers ever again.
@@MJTRadio Damn that is stone cold. Thanks for the info, hopefully people will turn to creating better creepypastas than abandoning them.
My exact same words
Who cares, creepypasta has been dead for years
Is this Christmas?
Yeah sure maybe i dont know
Whoa you actually watched this? :O
what are you doing here
thanks for my ordinary life btw i cant stop hearing it
When Gorgeous Freeman will be back it will be christmas
This is actually just like 99% of game creepypastas
These sound hilarious,how can anyone hate these
Yeah someone should totally write a creepypasta that mocks them or something.
Godzilla Nes is good
r/wooosh
No, not really. You can easily tell that they went into this with the intent to be deliberately bad as an attempt to be funny. The ineptitude isn't organic.
That's what makes real creepypastas so laughable. They went in with an intent for some level of quality, and failed.
I screamed...
“A”
*a*
Words of the gods.
a
A
a
Chris has a disturbingly profound insight in creepypasta composition.
The only thing Chris was forgetting was the frequent comparisons of things to things in video games.
King of the Moon HAHAHA yes quite true.
I don't know about him but atleast Julian is aware of the fact that there are good ones but theres 100 bad ones to every good ones, so if chris is like julian, he's probably heard a bunch of bad ones when trying to find the good ones.
I'm pretty sure all sleepycabin did was drink and read bad creepypasta
DeViNoDe Stamper is also on record saying he masturbated to creepypasta as well
"I-I realize maybe stealing not okay."
Truly inspirational words, convinced me that stealing Gameboy Advance SP Blue Editions is a very big no-no.
Don't do the stealy steal with anything
That's bad too
the timestamps of all the times he "shoved" someone
0:56
7:07
8:55
The Pharaoh's Purse I swear that pose comes from somewhere
The Pharaoh's Purse I "shoved" him as hard as I could.
I could click on these all day
I needed that time stamp
The Pharaoh's Purse Muda!Mudaa!MUDAAA!!1!1!!!2!!!
_"is this a hole I see before me?"_
_"The hole echoed... like a hole"_
100% reddit creepypasta writing, can confirm.
I call bullshit
You called bullshit twice, so it cancels out. Sorry
It appeared twice for some reason
100% cliche creepy pastas be like:
"Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor"
holy shit you did this in GMOD?
this actually looks better than some sfms i've seen good job
Source filmaker
"I cannot jump gaps by screaming!"
X-Men - First Class: *Allow me to introduce myself*
Dragonborn from Skyrim: *Someone need to learn how to shout?*
I read this comment as I heard the diolougue
mario
"My Many Parents." oh my god.
Joseph Totten-Driskell what lol
His many parents must have been all his step dads and step moms. Or his original parents commuted adultry a lot.
Ahmad and skullton No , a Harem is , When 1 Father has For example 20 Wifes
0:56 and 7:09 and 8:55
I love that charge up he does before unloading that fist.
I see no difference
Why is this still funny
Scout using One punch
“I shoved him”
*proceeds to knock a child into another parell universe
4:35 the music was becoming less dah dah dah dah dah And more BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH
I died lol
That’s what we call bass boosting my friend
EARRAPE
Forgot one buh
9:02
"The Rope Snapped!"
Undone Rope
Hm
The rope mentally snapped and went on a psychotic rampage
The Skeleton King marasmus is near
I CALL SABOTAGE
"Could barely even afford gold"
"I snuck past my many parents"
This has to be best gmod video ever made please you have to do more of these creepypasta things on your own style
It's OneyNG's.
Yh oneyng wrote and voiced it, this fella animated it
Maybe one about The Evil Lost Episode that traumatized the heavens of hell.
Have you ever heard of Team Fabulous 2?
does anyone knows the map name of the holeof the gameboy?
I love that Spy and the woman are his actual canon parents
Her name is Scout's Mother.
@@willow5945 It's her cannon name
This is my favorite CreepyPasta ever.
Yet, it’s so funny.
It's not a real Creepypasta, the author wrote it to sound stupid on purpose cuz he thinks Creepypastas are silly
@Schlomo Von Goldberg
Technically a Trollpasta.
This Scary Story Is The Best Cause It Has A Few TF2 Characters And The Animation Is Hilarious
@@haiperbus he’s called oneyNG and creepy-pastas are dumb because of their bullshit story lines
I love how he just punched the people out of the way
Falcon..PUNCH!!!!!!!
He only shoved them
*shoved
Yeah he “shoved” them
I know Chris did an amazing job creating and telling this crooopypassa, but if we could get a famous horror actor like Robert England reading this in a deadpan expression staring at the camera that would make my day.
I love how these creepypasta’s have unnecessary filler words
I like the way Chris’ voice starts out pretty normal but just devolves into a whimpering man-child.
Ben Drowned ain’t got shit on this masterpiece!
StickMaster500 hello again
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
YOU AGAIN WHY ARE YOU EVERY WERE
hello brudda
You're in a fucking b4nny video
A button = Scream button
B button = Sprint
Left button = Left direction
Right button = right direction
XxX_{DanTheClumsy}_XxX up button and down button?
Look up and crouch?
go ahead call me a normie ;w;
@@peytonlester9990 Oh, I HATE when games do that!
@@becdoesyoutube i found you again :0
Tuffy The rabbid Sup
“And then he Gaussian blurred away” these types of jokes are why I love the oney crew
“Hyper realistic skin pores.
Don't forget the hyper realistic blood coming out his mouth.
Not to mention his hyper realistic grin, voice, nose, belly, eyebrows, hair, hat, and middle finger.
It’s almost been two years since this came out. Watching this every October.
the oxiclean red guy been coming out to haunted gameboy by billy mays
U there?
He ded
Ma’am it is now October
OCTOBERFEEEST
It all started 53 years ago, back when I was a fully grown little boy.
One day, while I was jumping through the street, I happened upon a large vehicle, which clobbered me violently into a nearby window. After getting my bearings, I looked up to see a young boy with a GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition in his tiny little hands. I had always dreamed of owning a GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition, but my family could barely even afford gold...
He looked up at me with those big, vibrating eyes. His two lower teeth quivered in confusion. "Muh, mahma," he said softly.
This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room. I had made it. Finally, a GameBoy Advance SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shouldn't ever allow them to know...
I took the GameBoy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to 'ON' mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight. I wanted absolutely nothing to get in the way of my first GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition experience.
Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assume this man is the man known as Mario. I had seen adverts showing him on television. The title of the screen slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen:
"Super Mario... and the Legend of the Stolen GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition"?!
My heart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen.
"Beggars can't be choosers," I thought to myself however, and I pressed the start button with my finger.
A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And there he was. The familiar Mario man I had grown to enjoy.
I pushed left on the left button. Mario himself dashed to the left. Dust between his silly brown shoes filled the air. Amazed by his speed, I quickly pushed right to test his turning abilities. I was not disappointed, as Mario changed direction in a matter of seconds. I learned the other button functions as I played...
'B' allowed Mario to dash at high speeds, similar to my own. 'A' allowed him to leap so high in the sky that I screamed in fear that, perhaps, maybe he wouldn't come back down... Yet he always did, which engaged me in the game-world even further. I quickly grasped the concepts of jumping large gaps, avoiding enemies, and climbing a big, big flagpole at the end of each level.
I got to the fourth level without much problems. I looked into a nearby mirror and smiled at myself with one eyebrow raised and I said loudly, "Does this game think I am not good? I can handle anything it throws my way! Ahhh huhaaaaa! Auuhhh..."
Suddenly, the screen turned black. And I don't just mean black. I mean so black the screen looked like a big, deep, deep hole.
I said out loud, "Is this a hole I see before me?" and it echoed, like a hole...
I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow. "That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head.
The level loaded, but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less like the Mario theme, "DA DA DAH DUH DA DAH DUH!", and more garbled, like "BRRPP BRPP BRUPP BRR BRUM BRADDAH!!!".
I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' button. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed.
"HO!"
I pushed left as far as I could and he grounded to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed.
"HA-HO!"
The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body, but all that filled the air were my friend Mario's screams of fear.
I said, "No more!"
I pulled the cartridge from the GameBoy Advance SP and I threw it out my window. It landed in some mud outside and I laughed and I closed my window. I turned around... And I saw that the cartridge was back in my GameBoy... Mud oozed from its cartridge slot.
I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo... It can not be!"
The GameBoy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips.
He spoke softly, "You stole me from my human... Now I, Mario of Nintendo of America Incorporated, curse you forever...!"
I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night, "There must be some way to undo this curse!"
I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again.
"HO!"
I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green.
"What on Earth is happening, Mario?" I asked Mario.
"Every life you lose, I will make you rot! Haah haah huah!"
I asked, "How can I beat the game with only screams? I cannot jump gaps by screaming!"
"Fuck you" Mario said quietly.
I screamed.
"H O A H !"
I decided not to beat the game in fear of me rotting! I decided that I was going to do the right thing. I ran out of my room pushing my feeble mother out of my way in the hallway. I ran down the street to the boy's house. Thunder bellowed and rain pitter-pattered on my crying face. Finally, I reached the house. I leaped up to the boy's window and let myself in. The room was dark.
"Boy?!" I cried out. "Boy, are you there?"
I turned on the light switch. As the room lit up, I saw many people dressed in black. They all cried softly.
"Who the flip are you people," I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin.
"We are this boy's family," a woman replied, "I was his mother."
She pointed into the center of the room where a small, white coffin was suspended over a hole. My heart sank.
"Is your boy inside that box?" I asked with an eyebrow raised and a finger on my chin.
"Yes, a crazed person broke into our home, ravaged our son and stole his childhood by killing him."
Everything went slow. I dropped to my knees. I held the GameBoy tightly in my clenched fist. "Could this be my fault?" I asked myself politely.
His mother walked over to me with a big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "it really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great." She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our child into the Earth NOW."
The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down!
I shoved the mother from me and I sprinted toward the coffin. I jumped on that coffin and the ropes snapped. I began falling into the Earth with the child inside. I heard the screams from his family echoing above.
I pried open the coffin as we fell and I shoved the GameBoy into his tiny, cold mouth. "Free me of this curse, child!" I screamed at the top of my... head.
I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom, and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the GameBoy. Could this be what I saw before?
From the darkness, a floating, black and white head of Mario appeared. He said to me, "In this hole, you shall fall with the dead body of a child! Huaaah hah..." and then he Gaussian blurred away...
.
"This is what I get for stealing, I guess," I said as I shrugged.
Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said, "Wow... It sounds like you learned your lesson. You n-now be free... Bye." He clicked his... mustache and I was back in my room!
I looked over on my bed and the GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone!
My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face.
I-I-r... I realized... maybe stealing not okay. I looked to the sky and I said, "Thank you, Mario inside Gameboy.."
Everything would be alright. And though the child remained permanently dead, his mother could always play his GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition to remember him by.
Thanks... to me.
Now that’s what I call commitment
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE!?!?!
Marlin Rabid dingo why?
Thanks for the lyrics.
Nice copypasta!
"I r- I r- I realised maybe stealing not okay"
~ voice of an angel
Just wait till everyone gets mad cos u didn't do gorgeous Freeman
I'm happy and mad.
Correct
BITCH WHETE IS GORGEOUS FREEMAN
OOF
B U M P
Now, say it with me:
NEEDS
MORE
VIEWS
MarkProductions NEEEDS MOOORE VIEEWS
Needs more likes
Need more Ugandan knuckles
NEEDS MORE BEWBS
SHIT I MESSED UP
NEADS MOAR VEWS
*Top 10 anime character developments*
I love how every "shove" was replaced with a "dramatic punch to the face"
And the random man giving Scout stage directions
I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, Scrambling his brain in mear confusion.
I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his gameboy advance sp blue edition
*punches boy into wall*
Honestly, the subtle bounce at 8:56 as he winds up for the punch just drives home how fucking much attention to detail was put into this
Barely afford gold, *Takes out gold from pocket.*
I think they needed to burn the gold to keep warm.
He said *barely*
fools gold
Now that Ding Dong mentioned it I'm realy appreciating Chris's discriptive abilities.
9:02 rope undone message down at the bottom right lol
Reborn Isaac it was, it was a joke for gmod users. So basically everyone here
*0:50*
*"I ran at him, screaming, and stomping my feet."*
Going a mile per hour
“...Scrambling his brain in sheer confusion.”
90% funny (this whole video
5% scary (the creepy Mario)
4% heartwarming (the end)
1% sad ( wait why did I say this was sad again?)
And 100% reason to remember the name.
MATHS 100
True real 125% :)
Mariorun15 And just about 2% mathematically challenged, just as we all are
This is 10% pain
20% pain
15% concentrated power of pain
5% pain
50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the pain
1:36
Something about this scene always threw me off and only now did I just realize, he has two elbows on his right arm.
2:36 F I N G Y
Aiden Smith
4:40
Calypso 2nd 0:00
lOl
2:50 xDD
X
GAME BOI ADVANCE SP BLUE EDITION
Masterize 001 GAME "Kratos says" BOY
"could that have been my fault?"
flashback to him obliterating the kid
I like how he intentionally pressed the wrong buttons. When he went to turn it in he used the volume switch lol and when he went to press start,
He hit select
*"Thank you, Mario in Game Boy Advanced"*
*sp blue edition*
@@LittleIdiot858 i was gon say that
the spy from tf2 well it took ya 6 months
@@LittleIdiot858 *sad snorting noises*
the spy from tf2 happy hon hon hon noises
I’m holding back tears. This video is so powerful.
Adrian H. Boy shut your sensitive ass up.
Nvm I just cried.
Lengendary meme
cringe
0:10 “Back when I was a fully grown little boy.”
M A Y B E S T E A L I N G N O T G O O D -scout 2018 to 2019
rest. In pepperoni
*UNDONE ROPE*
The rope didn't snap... IT'D BE UNDONED
The rope wasn't snap... IT'D BE UNDONE
Thus it wasn't snap, IT'S BEEN UNDONED
To be honest, I think that was intentional XD
i saw that
I will never touch my Gameboy Advanced SP Blue Edition again.
What about your Gameboy Advanced SP Lighter Shade of Blue Edition?
Lord Dread Raven maybe. Maybe. For now, i’ll stick to my Gameboy Advanced SP Dark Shade Of Shit Brown Edition.
Good thing i have a Gameboy SP Red Edition.
Me too.( Later) (playing gameboy advanced sp blue edition) hmmm umm my screens black
*@H4-N5. V [Hans Volter]*
DUDE, GET THAT THING OUT OF YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
i'm glad everyone else remembers this occasionally and comes to rewatch it
"I made you eggs on toast"
She threw it on my bed
W-why would she do that? Who would do that?
A mother who was punched in the face by her son
7:09
I mean eggs on toast good though.
@@Sangu1ne_ I think you missed the point here.
@@HOTD108_ i mean its still good t h o u g h
My family is also really poor, we can only afford 6 bars of gold and not 7 :(
Mine can only afford _23_ karat gold...
@@goompo We can only afford 23 carrots
still can enjoy before 2020 year of dark before too late
That’s unfortunate.
He is poor
"Thanks to me"
You mean he is dead by Scout
6:55
4:05 “Is this a HOLE I see before me?”
“And it echoed like a hole.” Why was this so funny?
*_Gorgeous Freeman would be proud._*
He’d probably say *”fuck you”* but he’d be thinking proud thoughts while he did so.
Dan D so a "fuck you" followed by a smile?
Mama! -faints-