The thought of a creepypasta "haunted" game cartridge having dev notes in it saying "This is just a demo, buy when it comes out. Please be nice" is so damn funny.
Master Chief turned hyper-realistically to Cortana... a drowning silence filled the room. Chief’s visor was shattered, revealing a hyper realistic void within.. With a distorted, hellish voice.. he said “I need your ass.” I never played Halo 2 ever again....
when i opened the youtube video, i knew something was wrong. it was chris's voice, hyper realistic as the driven snow, talking about his hyper-realistic scare when he heard hyper-realistic sounds in minecraft. i paused the video, gasping for air, but it was too late. as i looked around the hyper-realistic darkness encroached upon me. slowly the carpets, walls, ceiling, and furniture were coated in a slick sheen of hyper-realism. i looked down in horror, and saw that even my hands had become hyper-realistic. i screamed, and my screams echoed through the room in a very convincing manner, a manner one could call... oh no i'm dead i can't finish this
Just because it came before or influenced clichés doesn't make it exempt from criticism. Those clichés are still shitty, even if it was apparently the first to do them.
The one called “Mario.exe” that one is actually semi real. Some guy downloaded a rom for it and had no idea it was hacked. (This is the one where the pic of the girl with her eyes gouged out appears.) apparently that picture of the chick with her eyes gouged out is like real or some shit. But it wasnt a haunted game, just some fuck-o’s mario hack ruclips.net/video/KN0VK4axFAI/видео.html SOG has a vid on it.
One time in Minecraft, I sent my minecart up an unfinished rail that ended atop a mountain. I reached the top of the hill and there was a squid sitting in my cart. Edit: I can't give anyone an exact time frame, but I know this was before Endermen were added.
The fact that I can imagine something so outlandish as the music from Power Drill Massacre randomly popping into a peaceful game makes it actually more terrifying.
I POOPIED MY SELF! POOPIE DOOPIE EVERYWHERE! MOMMY SO MAD. RED FACED MAMA. MOMMY YELL SCREAMY SCREAMS! I RUN I RUN. I'M SO FAST. I GO TO MY ROOM. MY SKYPIE SKYPE.
The music Chris heard is called calm 4 and in the middle of it you can hear a really slow voice recording of notch going mojang specifications it freaked me out so much when I listened to it
HE HAS NO EYES WITH WHICH TO SEE HIS EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY HE HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM HE ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM NOW HE WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH *_A L L Y O U R H O P E S A N D D R E A M S W I L L B E V A N Q U I S H E D_*
@@randomguyontheinternet7940 I had kid on xbox tell me about the tails doll. He said him and his friend did the ritual and locked it in a chest and threw the chest in a lake. He said, "that's the only way to stop it dude"
@@mesotolioma5089I hate to say that song is too good for its own good. Shame he went that route with his music and life instead of creating wholesome catchy stuff
My favorite creepypasta is this autistic Mario one called “I HATE YOU” because at one point the protagonist finds a weird creepy mushroom and says “i’m not touching that shit” and it’s never acknowledged again
I don't know if that actually happened in that story but it does feel like something they'd put there... Y'know Intentionally Cause it was written as a joke.
When I was 12 I did the Tails Doll curse where you gotta tag Super Sonic last. I finished it and of course nothing happened, so I went to exit to the Sonic Gems menu. I hit exit, the black circle transition faded and my fucking tv turned off during the black screen. Turns out the plug was just loose, but do you know how strange that fucking moment was. I was old enough to KNOW that only an autismo would think it was real, yet there I sat with a black tv, a part of me actually feeling genuine fear. 10/10 experience in hindsight, I got to be in a creepypasta and live.
I had to come back to this because Cartoon Network came out with an animated short that was embarrassingly similar to Sleepcabins parody story of typical Creepypastas. They literally did the 'fictional character opened it's mouth and static came out' bit...in 2021.
OH Learning with Pibby, I think they're planning on making a show out of that. It was just an april fools stunt Adult Swim did, but it got really popular.
2:56 this happens with Nevermind as well. On the CD version, theres a hidden song that plays after Something In The Way i think 26 minutes in as well called Endless, Nameless and it will actually scare the shit out of you if you fall asleep to the record.
@@massivesket7214 Trying to remember it but nothing rings a bell I do remember reading the star fox 64 one and it ends with an eyeless falco staring at the tv saying "This is all your fault" lol
My first time playing Minecraft, I built a house floating over a large body of water that had its own pool in it in creative mode. I had the whole house lit up, but zombies began emerging from the bottom of the pool and into the rest of the house. I didn’t think much of it at the time, but now that I know the game better, that’s pretty strange and I’ve yet to see something like that happen since.
I once had my computer awaken from a sleep mode by itself. Now you'd have to press a button on it not just jiggle a mouse and a fucking spongebob video popped up and started playing full volume.
Somebody better animate the creepypasta portion soon, or i'll summon Cranky Kong with bleeding hyper-realistic eyes and Donkey Kong's decapitated head on his cane into the world.
My dad installed a herobrine mod on my server, in which he would appear as a bat and then a lightning strike, then himself. To this day i don’t like to leave my main bases because I’m too anxious lmaoooo
If anyone’s curious, Chris’s Minecraft story is referring to “calm 4”. It was the only song that Notch made himself and it was only in the game for a little while. Probably because it doesn’t match MC’s tone at all.
I'm pretty sure the creepypasta Cory was referencing of "Star Fox flying over an ocean of blood" was Star Fox 6664, which was a trollpasta written exclusively to get featured on Yuriofwind's creepypasta reading series. Small world
dude this reminded me of this app i downloaded a few years back that would play ads while my phone was off. it for some reason played the loudest fucking girl scream ive ever heard and i almost died
Another funny story I've actually had a really scary minecraft experience recently. I was playing in one of those new mansions set pieces and I was digging upward to find treasure when those villagers with axes came onto my screen into my face and made me screech. EDIT: I'm very tired...
I was playing Minecraft on Xbox, and I had Daughters on Spotify paused, and it was completely quiet, and then out of fucking no where it came on and scared the literal shit out of me.
One time I was playing halo CE, my copy came from a shady garage sale, it was seemingly normal until the end. In the final cutscene chief turned to the camera and took of his helmet, I was petrified, it was Peter Griffin.
The DK rap started playing, but something was off about it.
"P̧u̴t̡ ̶y͟our ͟h͟an̡ds ́t͏òģether, and̀ ̸u͘p̕ y͟ou̴r̴ a̕ss!"
GoldKnightProduction I'm stealing that verse.
Suddenly, a hyper realistic tiny grant kirkhope came out of the bottom of my N64 and crawled into my ear and screamed “I AM GOD”
Lol . b roke
I’m fuckin dead
Grant Kirkhope began to speak statically
The visual of Lanky crucified with his bigass arms stretched out and nailed down is just so fucking hilarious to me.
Nah they crucified him sideways.
I love the t-posing textureless k.rool even more
Lanky stretched his arms out just for you
Cross was like -+-
@@loligitime7157 amazing comment
"1 year ago, when I was 1"
"1 year ago, when you were 2"
"1 year ago, when we were 4"
@@superioridiot3846 "One year ago when we were five"
"1 year ago, when we were 6"
Isaac Leinonen „a year ago, when zer was 7“
The thought of a creepypasta "haunted" game cartridge having dev notes in it saying "This is just a demo, buy when it comes out. Please be nice" is so damn funny.
I think about that quote atleast weekly
Master Chief turned hyper-realistically to Cortana... a drowning silence filled the room.
Chief’s visor was shattered, revealing a hyper realistic void within..
With a distorted, hellish voice.. he said
“I need your ass.”
I never played Halo 2 ever again....
Id fuck Chieftana
I thought it was gonna be a long story until I saw "I need your ass" then laughed so fucking hard
did u say corona virus aha lol :D u predicte future !!!
@@BrodyVO aha now you predicte fuchurr :D
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when i opened the youtube video, i knew something was wrong. it was chris's voice, hyper realistic as the driven snow, talking about his hyper-realistic scare when he heard hyper-realistic sounds in minecraft. i paused the video, gasping for air, but it was too late. as i looked around the hyper-realistic darkness encroached upon me. slowly the carpets, walls, ceiling, and furniture were coated in a slick sheen of hyper-realism. i looked down in horror, and saw that even my hands had become hyper-realistic. i screamed, and my screams echoed through the room in a very convincing manner, a manner one could call...
oh no i'm dead i can't finish this
The Interfering Speedwagon Scary.
..., a manner one could call vewy scrwy.
Speedwagon sure has been through a lot
Just sounds like you had some good mushrooms m8
That happened to me one time
It was a day on a Halloween when Chris play minecraft and he funny scream
Tucker White excuse me
Tucker White I'll have that in English please
Slammin Salmon oneyplays
MaC Attack Gaming oneyplays
he did the spooky splash
I love how at 11:09 Mick just goes from talking normally to suddenly turning into Chris Chan for like 5 seconds
Corey's moments of perfect lucidity are terrifying.
It's like he becomes possessed
I'm actually with Chris, 'Ben Drowned' is a pretty good one.
Big Lincoln
Exactly this
It's what started the whole
backwards music and ghost kids in video game trope
Ben is a classic, the rest are kinda eh....I doubt most creepypastas could be dissected to the level BEN was by the likes of Night Mind.
It's probably the most in-depth, well thought out and well made creepypastas of all time.
Because unlike 99.99% of other Creepypastas, it's actually subtle
Just because it came before or influenced clichés doesn't make it exempt from criticism. Those clichés are still shitty, even if it was apparently the first to do them.
I love the part in dead bart
Where Matt Groening cries because the episode he wrote was too scary
Matt Groening apology video for showing Bart's penis in the movie where he sobs to the camera
The one called “Mario.exe” that one is actually semi real. Some guy downloaded a rom for it and had no idea it was hacked. (This is the one where the pic of the girl with her eyes gouged out appears.) apparently that picture of the chick with her eyes gouged out is like real or some shit. But it wasnt a haunted game, just some fuck-o’s mario hack
ruclips.net/video/KN0VK4axFAI/видео.html
SOG has a vid on it.
makes me slightly uncomfortable
Looks more like one of those glazed donut jellybean-eyed Harley Quinn babies to me.
But he makes it so dramatic "mARIO wAS dYING IN FRONT of ME aND tHERE WaS NoThInG I cOuLd Do!!!11!!1"
no he didn’t? he just said that the game softlocks you so that you’re just stuck in a death loop
And then he'd sittet and scremed and he beat da evil hacker and Eevryone clamped there ass cheeks harde
One time in Minecraft, I sent my minecart up an unfinished rail that ended atop a mountain. I reached the top of the hill and there was a squid sitting in my cart.
Edit: I can't give anyone an exact time frame, but I know this was before Endermen were added.
I’m sorry but that visual unironically made me laugh holy shit
I sat there questioning if what I was seeing was real
HOW
@@tsrenis I hear, when squids were new, there was a glitch where they could swim in the air when it was raining.
@Kalle Nilsson now im pissing and shitting oml
The fact that I can imagine something so outlandish as the music from Power Drill Massacre randomly popping into a peaceful game makes it actually more terrifying.
Spaghetti Drill Massacre
Isn't that the game that should come with an audio warning because the killer's drill is ungodly loud?
I just imagine Purple T-Pose K. Rool ripping apart Donkey Kong without breaking the T-Pose so he's just spinning really fast
lol like a blender?
@@boboloon King K smooth(ie)
@@Doodle_DudNow at Sonic
Cory is almost too good at making this up on the fly
When you read a lot of Creepypastas and notice the cliches, you’ll be making it just as easily as Cory.
Chris' Irish accent is like pretty well non existant, until he says GAR-RAH-GUH
Yeah that and the n word
Nipples
@@EdgieAlias his FAVORITE word
I POOPIED MY SELF! POOPIE DOOPIE EVERYWHERE! MOMMY SO MAD. RED FACED MAMA. MOMMY YELL SCREAMY SCREAMS! I RUN I RUN. I'M SO FAST. I GO TO MY ROOM. MY SKYPIE SKYPE.
You speak like a skaven
Tater Nuts, that’s a really good summary of the binding of Isaac.
shad sounds like tommy wiseau
teamfoxGT i thought I was the only one
brian trembath The only one that sounds like Tommy Wiseau
teamfoxGT Oh Hi Mark
remember when he drew porn of his mom and then gave it to her for mother's day
@@Liliputian07 I can respect that
Zach simply saying "OOO BaNana" almost caused my death
Calm4 was the Minecraft song it seems
You know it :)
*Calm*
ruclips.net/video/QhPHB6ovnKE/видео.html
I’ve never heard that song play that would scare the hell out of me
I thought he was talking about one of those cave sounds
The music Chris heard is called calm 4 and in the middle of it you can hear a really slow voice recording of notch going mojang specifications it freaked me out so much when I listened to it
Chris said it was utorrent, not calm 4
Mom in redface was weird at first, but I eventually got used to it.
He has no eyes in which to see
He wants to share his anguish with thee.
HE HAS NO EYES WITH WHICH TO SEE
HIS EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
HE HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
HE ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW HE WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
*_A L L Y O U R H O P E S A N D D R E A M S W I L L B E V A N Q U I S H E D_*
The Penniless Gamer Is this a song? I wish to listen to it.
TheTrojanToaster just search those up its a lanky kong shitpost, turn your volume down tho there's a screech at the end
im laughing at this now but back then i was petrified of most of these creepypastas
That Tails doll one scared me for like 2 days. I was like 8, these Creepypastas were the best, shittiest thing ever.
Lol I can’t lie. I thought sonic.exe was the scariest story ever when I younger.
@@randomguyontheinternet7940 I had kid on xbox tell me about the tails doll. He said him and his friend did the ritual and locked it in a chest and threw the chest in a lake. He said, "that's the only way to stop it dude"
"It looked like somebody really killed a monkey and Put a tie on it, I didint know what to do."
LMFAO
king k rule came out of the terrain. he had no animations he was t posing
This creepypasta is fucking amazing
Id like to imagine there are miners in a cave and their doing their job and this scary techno music just starts blasting
Id also like to imagine house robbers blasting calm 4 during a house robbery
You're playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds, that's funny, I'm in the same cave looking for miners
@@mesotolioma5089I hate to say that song is too good for its own good. Shame he went that route with his music and life instead of creating wholesome catchy stuff
The scariest part was when Oney said he uses utorrent. That is truly horrifying.
I know right? Qbittorrent is waaaay better.
My favorite creepypasta is this autistic Mario one called “I HATE YOU” because at one point the protagonist finds a weird creepy mushroom and says “i’m not touching that shit” and it’s never acknowledged again
I don't know if that actually happened in that story but it does feel like something they'd put there...
Y'know
Intentionally
Cause it was written as a joke.
This is the spookiest linguini I've ever seen.
I love how much the music intensifies when Mick begins with "I shit myself..."
When I turned on my Nintendo 64, Nostalgia Critic and Peter Griffin bed at me
Buuwawawawaaaaa boom! (Nostalgia critic intro)
the skype sound surprised me
"He said ""OOOOOH BANANA" but it sounded like a little boy screaming"
Fun Fact: The song that Chris was talking about is called Calm 4 in the Minecraft soundtrack
I remember when I was 9 years old, the "Rap Rat" creepypasta scared the shit out of me.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuck that was purged from my memory
there was a chef one that scared me when I was 10
fuck that rap rat story i feel fucking watched when i think about it
The words rap rat gave me chills
When I was 12 I did the Tails Doll curse where you gotta tag Super Sonic last. I finished it and of course nothing happened, so I went to exit to the Sonic Gems menu. I hit exit, the black circle transition faded and my fucking tv turned off during the black screen. Turns out the plug was just loose, but do you know how strange that fucking moment was. I was old enough to KNOW that only an autismo would think it was real, yet there I sat with a black tv, a part of me actually feeling genuine fear. 10/10 experience in hindsight, I got to be in a creepypasta and live.
I love how this is 100% the precursor the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition
It was this moment that they realized how fun it can be to make a stupid creepypasta
The ending Zach did was utter gold.
I had to come back to this because Cartoon Network came out with an animated short that was embarrassingly similar to Sleepcabins parody story of typical Creepypastas. They literally did the 'fictional character opened it's mouth and static came out' bit...in 2021.
What was it?
OH Learning with Pibby, I think they're planning on making a show out of that. It was just an april fools stunt Adult Swim did, but it got really popular.
Shad being present is scarier than any creepypasta
I like the seven different instances of "This is when it really got weird".
When Donkey Kong sees a banana, he says "Oh! Banana!". But this time he said "AAARGGGH! Banana!".
is this animated? can someone animate this piece of gold?
GAME PRO24X Wait, are you the game pro, the guy who's supposed to be pro at games?
someone should make a hack of the game
@@fancypantz654 then have the game pro play it
2:56 this happens with Nevermind as well. On the CD version, theres a hidden song that plays after Something In The Way i think 26 minutes in as well called Endless, Nameless and it will actually scare the shit out of you if you fall asleep to the record.
This was the moment that sleepycast destroyed all fear I had of creepypastas
I got all the references Cory stated I've read so many Creepypastas as a kid
You really are on every video I see lmao
Do you know about the "red dots" thing they mentioned? Just want to know what it was all about lol
@@massivesket7214 Trying to remember it but nothing rings a bell
I do remember reading the star fox 64 one and it ends with an eyeless falco staring at the tv saying "This is all your fault" lol
I call that creepypasta Donkey Kong and the Missing Barrels
On par with DK 64, the unsold copy
that kranky spoke of
My first time playing Minecraft, I built a house floating over a large body of water that had its own pool in it in creative mode. I had the whole house lit up, but zombies began emerging from the bottom of the pool and into the rest of the house. I didn’t think much of it at the time, but now that I know the game better, that’s pretty strange and I’ve yet to see something like that happen since.
Probably because there wasn’t light in the pool, especially if it was super deep
I looked up that Minecraft music. That *would* be startling to hear out of nowhere.
I get high by a candlelight and listen to this. Its like I'm there with them.
I once had my computer awaken from a sleep mode by itself. Now you'd have to press a button on it not just jiggle a mouse and a fucking spongebob video popped up and started playing full volume.
Somebody better animate the creepypasta portion soon, or i'll summon Cranky Kong with bleeding hyper-realistic eyes and Donkey Kong's decapitated head on his cane into the world.
They should've passed the switched perspective goof as making fun of that common mistake that's made in creepypastas
I’m crying these scenarios make me so fucking anxious
My dad installed a herobrine mod on my server, in which he would appear as a bat and then a lightning strike, then himself. To this day i don’t like to leave my main bases because I’m too anxious lmaoooo
You guys made me realized how autistic creepypastas were.
I remember with one of my CDs there was a song that went "I just wasted thirteen seconds of your life".
how has no one pointed out how good chris's impression of the cave ambiance is? 1:14
Minecraft does that crap and I tense up in fear so badly everytime knowing thats just what the game does. Its genius
This episode is the best. This part alone is enough to put it in the top 3 but the whole podcast is solid.
“ I watched in terror as my favorite monkey hero was ripped to shreds.”
If anyone’s curious, Chris’s Minecraft story is referring to “calm 4”. It was the only song that Notch made himself and it was only in the game for a little while. Probably because it doesn’t match MC’s tone at all.
"Coconut...Gun..." *Dies*
You love reel big fish, yes I do
Imagine Chris mining and he just hears MOJANG SPECIFICATIONS.
I'm pretty sure the creepypasta Cory was referencing of "Star Fox flying over an ocean of blood" was Star Fox 6664, which was a trollpasta written exclusively to get featured on Yuriofwind's creepypasta reading series. Small world
Zach always comes up with the best ideas. Love that Creepypasta ending
The real scary bit is that he doesn't seed his torrents
O wish o could hear the Creepypasta story for the first time again, it had me in stitches when i first heard it
dude this reminded me of this app i downloaded a few years back that would play ads while my phone was off. it for some reason played the loudest fucking girl scream ive ever heard and i almost died
Another funny story I've actually had a really scary minecraft experience recently. I was playing in one of those new mansions set pieces and I was digging upward to find treasure when those villagers with axes came onto my screen into my face and made me screech.
EDIT: I'm very tired...
Chris's Minecraft story was what Mario felt in today's character reveal.
wow chris' scariest moment up to 17 was him hearing diegetic music in minecraft and lost his shit bc he couldn't explain why? never change Chris
I was listening to the creepypasta while I was at work. and I started laghing my ass off the outher works started looking at me like wtf is so funny
*AUUGH* banana
@The Big Wumpus
You can find that clip at 12:17!!!
I genuinely thought there was gonna be a jumpscare after they talked about jumpscares in videos
I hope this is an actual creepypasta
Well it's about damn time you uploaded this. I've been waiting many moons.
Anyone else remember the girl who came on and told the story about her being stalked by a psycho girl? or was that a fever dream?
Randomchallenger this may be late, but are you talking about the one where sabrina talks about Bulbina?
xXLegitMafiaXx YES. That shit was so fucking crazy lmao.
Randomchallenger that story was amazing, it was on season 1 episode 15, i have to rewatch that
"O H H , B A N A N A ." alert at 12:17
“Needles to say, I shit my pants!”
-Mick
"This is only a demo"
Wait is the Dracula sounding guy shadman? Based only on Chris doing an impression of Shad elsewhere
I was playing Minecraft on Xbox, and I had Daughters on Spotify paused, and it was completely quiet, and then out of fucking no where it came on and scared the literal shit out of me.
My favorite realistic creepypasta is normal porn for normal people. It came out around the time shock videos and gore sites were still popular.
The fox screams in Minecraft genuinely made my blood turn ice cold
Not Gunna lie, the random ambient sounds and the hard surprise of some of Minecraft soundtrack still scares the f outta me occasionally
I WANT to animate this Chriss-y Pasta, but I know it would take 12 years to make
This needs to be animated
I think he heard that weird calm4.ogg track lol. It's hilarious.
One time I was playing halo CE, my copy came from a shady garage sale, it was seemingly normal until the end. In the final cutscene chief turned to the camera and took of his helmet, I was petrified, it was Peter Griffin.
What is the rare song called?
Calm4
Creatur3
Think of being in a cave with that music made me feel creeped out.
Calm4.ogg
How rare? I’ve played so much and never heard it
Stinkybeans93 no longer in game
I had that wirh one of my slipknot CD's once.
That ending that Zach made got me laughing to tears! You guys are great!
God Reel Big Fish is a 3rd wave ska punk classic
How can K Rool in a T-pose rip someone to shreds? This story lost me.
He spins really fast like a blender blade.
14:17 This video fucking predicted the "Man behind the slaughter" meme.