Gorgeous Freeman - Episode 2 - The Crowbar
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- There is no turning back now ! Gorgeous Freeman has officially started his adventures through city 17 . But before he can even hope to defeat the Combine empire , Represented on Earth by Dr. Breen and his army of Willsons , Gorgeous will need a strong arsenal ... and it all starts with his legendary Dildo !
I'd like to thank everyone who's worked with me on this episode , it's the first time I had a team to help me on a video , and I must say this is really fun ! and I can't wait to do it again !!
Also , a big thank you to the group ''Sticky Boys'' for letting me use their music for the intro , you guys are the best !
Website www.stickyboys.eu/
Facebook / stickyboys
Also here a link to that Team Flare boss/Anaconda remix (provided by yours truly) • Pokeminaj XY - Team Fl...
All the other musics are in the credits ... so please don't ask in the comments .. if you can't find what you're looking for , either the music is too short , or to be honest I can't find the title back , because you know .. I'm a very organized person...
And of course , THANK YOU , YES YOU reading this ! :D
Now If you'll excuse me , I've got 90 Go of fraps recording and other stuff to clean up. BA-BYE !
Twitter - / antoine_delak
_Gorgeous Freeman gets recommended to me_
Me: *E X T R E M E S E X A C T I V A T E D*
*H A V E A V E R Y S A F E D A Y*
@@molor0824 i did
3:44
ahhhhh yes!!!!
669 likes holy extreme sex activated
Imagine what the world would look like if delak never abandoned gorgeous freeman
The world would be a better place
Covid would've never happened
Half Life Alyx would have been titled Half Life 3
@@brandonbaka1375 and this would be the plot of half life 3
I'm selling my entire soul just to enter a realm where that exists, even if the downsides retain me from doing so
This feels like something you would find on adult swim at 4AM.
Finding it as a random RUclips recommendation at 5 am is better IMO
Rated 18+ comedy anime be like
dont give em any ideas now ;)
More like, 10:00 p.m!
Cheers bro I drink to that
When I was a kid, I was watching hl2 mods by bolloxed with my dad. One day, he fell asleep and RUclips recommended me this and later demo mesa. God I'm so glad I was so stupid and uneducated back then that I didn't realize any of what's going on.
I'm the only kid who enabled to watched this
Me too@@wassasin2445
1:24 "Jackass" - Barney
"Piece of shit" -Gorgeous Freeman
Every single time it gets me.
Same lmao
*What is this part?* 7:32
This is like the representation of what me and My bff think of each other when we meet
I read this on a rewatch and purposefully tried, to no avail, not to laugh when that scene came
@@JackieJKENVtuber good for u
30% episode
20% CROWBAR
50% porn
I can live with these numbers.
1% Half-Life
99% hot gas
@@buh2773
1% Half life
99% Gay jokes
XD
5% *_WILSON!_*
Gordon trying to get a word in edgewise about his crowbar is like trying to stop a lecture from your parents about something you already know thouroughly about.
It's also like trying to speedrun and skipping the dialogue.
More like trying to ask the teacher of something they sayed like 30 minutes ago
Oh lord why is this relatable
My mom is keeping doing that.
I can relate with my dad
“Jackass”
“Piece of shit”
Average best friend interaction
Barney you are very sus
1:24
Have you ever looked at someone and wondered: "what is going on inside their head?"
5:26
@@xxfelipegamingxx7321 but it can be LOL
@@xxfelipegamingxx7321 it should be
does someone know this theme ?
Bonkboy fool....for many years I have suffered that question as well....now you join my burden
2:46
This is incredible.
Harryyy! :D
And gorgeous
COOKIEEEEE!!
+Harry101UK and sexy
+Harry101UK Hot DAYUM Harry! I'd NEVER expect someone as graceful as you to be here! :D
5:26 *Although its only a joke, the music and the animation in this seen is actually pretty badass.*
yeah i agree
What is that music?
@@jukeboxthedukeofboxes7420 Space goofs theme remix by the living tombstone
@@nebby1988 I did eventually find it but thank you nonetheless!
How is the song even called
I just realized that Gordon managed to reorient the train 180 degrees WHILE IT WAS IN HIS ASS so that the front would come out first
He's gorgeous freeman!
it's a pocket dimension
@@42seven he can fit pretzels in there
pocket pretzels?@@bigpvzfan42069
Or he fired it out so fast that it went that way regardless.
It's even better than the first episode!
Doctor LalveI I agree 👌
Lelve
RAISE THE BAR
MEEEEEEEEEEM
YEE
5:41
“Gonna need help with this one.”
“Nah I’m good.”
The Second guy is a wise man
Wiser than the wise doggo
All you need is intense therapy for the rest of your life. COUGH 5:45 COUGH
nah I'm good (barney on combine mask sound)
I’m never going to be able to sleep again
Gorgeous proceeds to eat a train with his ass
2:14 -Whoever voiced Barney did especially well on this line for some reason. He sounds just like the guards in -_-Black Mesa.-_ Edit: Oh. Because it's the same guy… Haha…
Really?
WAIT REALLY
@@ksyoush7565 And the same guy who voices Kleiner as well.
Really? I didn’t know that
@@landynlinhares9494 look at the end credits yall. also, the VA for the scientists in BM also voiced Kleiner in this.
1:47 Best line in the entire show!
I WANT DAT ASS
LMAO 💀
NAHHHHH
I WANT DHAT A S S, AND I WANT IT K N O W !
I want dat ass. And I want it now!
СЛААВАААА! (Rus. Glooo-ryyy!)
*cool badass music*
2:07 is the most RELATABLE reaction when i get interrupted
crOW-
PPPHHFHFHFHFPFPFPFPFP-
Especially when you think the other person is done talking
so fken funny XD
He had bloodshot eyes when he FFFFF not going to lie
@@Dagnar3142 it was up somebody's ass my guy
*kills everyone with train*
“This is as close to stealth as I get”
DashFlash the iliketrainsguy approve of this
you cant get caught if everyone is dead
Russian Stealth
This is also true in the game. There is no way to stealth kill.
"24 kill streak, tactical nuke ready"
this entire series radiates incredible homoerotic energy, i’m honestly impressed it radiates such powerful vibes
Big gay
agreed
SkyanUltra thats gay sir fuck off
You know gordan smashes pussy
@@arileypdx3193 haha, homophobe.
The suit AI is really passive aggressive
3:40
It just forced gorgeous to wear it anyway
Ngl it's was funny as hell
AI, after sexually assaulting Gordon in the bum: "This is as close to passive as I get."
Thats really fucked up but the suit wants him to wear it
Nah, just aggressive 😂
I'll miss the *E X T R E M E S E X A C T I V A T I O N*
rip gorgeous freeman
Its still there ?
@Eric Miret but why? Why it ended?
@@wodekw6862 because of youtube being dumb and their snawflakes
Have a very safe day
@Eric Miret IT WAS?!
1:57 to 2:37 is one of the absolute most amazing displays of animation, sound design, and humor.
Beautiful work.
Include it up through 3:03
0:00 to 9:00
but not ,2:38 is not for....mmm...
That porn music that is played every time the citadel is shown kills me
"Meanwhile, in the bad guy's office."
And the Austin powers villain theme
That's from (at least the only other instance I've seen it) OneyNG's Hellbenders "Appleoosa"
The song is called “A Happy Ass” by Ron Jeremy
SixBones6 _ So the suppression field stops us from reproducing by making us all gay
2:08 is one of the most relatable feelings I’ve ever seen expressed in an animation.
SFW NSFW. Never thought that’d be a thing, but here it is.
SFM SFW NSFW
@@MateuszJasik SFM as in safe for masturbation
@@joshmanis9860 How can masturbation be unsafe?
@@MateuszJasik 2 words. Raw. Meat.
@@johnnybrown4496 When meat is raw, then it overheats?
Fun fact: that Wilson line originates from a French adult comedy called Les Kassos in episode 21 when they did a parody of Cast Away.
In another episode they also used a "sound" made by the Darty son of Darty from the same serie lol
I found said clip you mentioned. Glad you tied in this reference.
Also isn't the "la mechanophilie" at 5:59 come from yet another French reference called "what the cut"?
@@paille-boy Watch Antoine Daniel.
*NOWWW!!!!!!!*
So what you're saying is, it's a parody that referenced a parody that referenced cast away?
LAYERS
2:38
Every Half-Life fan when they see a crowbar
Especially me.
Yep, perfect description
OOOOOAUGH IM *C O O M I N G*
Who exactly are you talking about?
crowbar kink
Just like the actual Halflife series, this series will never be finished lmao
at least unlike valve delak can count to 3
1:38 sometimes I'll think about this part in random places and just die laughing, and no one understands why
Dat ass
I agree with breen
@@strait_rage8044 I also agree
*you wanna touch it don't you?*
Worst part is you can’t explain it to people
Why does Duke Nukem's voice match Gordan Freeman so fell?
because they're both bad asses.
If duke nukem was gordon freeman this would be him
Kango Bango i dunno, a character that never talks being voiced by a guy who never shuts up seems like the best irony
It's the same voice
>fell
This video isn't good... IT'S GORGEOUS
Lol
+Corporal Shephard this is to much gorgeous
+Corporal Shephard Only one question... WHY?
Seriosly. Thats really weird.
+Corporal Shephard You're right man, Can you make all "RAPE difference at all, so wake up mr.GORGEOUS.
+_RaPfOt_ Raider Brudis Because of dat ass
4:20 , the beginning of one of the most epic action scene.
1950: We will have flying cars in future!
2015: Gordon Freeman eats train with ass
*gordon freeman gets railed in the ass by train
Even better
I say it's an amazing achievement. I'd like to actually see someone theoretically shove an entire train up their posteriors.
gorgeous*
@@lilsquidyyy 😂
2:08 "Crow . . . . . fffffffffffffff" flippin' lost it X'D
@Mr Kittens Yes
More like
Dffppppuugfffffsuuu
Not
Fffffffffff
I felt that 1:43 Lol
When u talk to ur friend hand He and random peep interupts u
"PUT THAT DAMN GAME ON PAUSE AND COME TO DINNER!!!!"
"I can't, it's an online game!"
*"I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ONLINE!!!!!!"*
2:08
BUT MOOOOMMMMMMM
@@fernandocazarez8653 NO BUTS YOUNG MAN YOU WILL DO AS YOUR GODAMN TOLD
Your mom understands, she just doesn’t care. That’s funny
Hahahahah 😐
We found a soulless human
How in the world have I never seen this masterpiece until this day, my god.
Valve: Doesn't make Half Life 3.
The Fanbase: Completly losing their minds.
Rick Noort do you know what half-life alyx is?
Mystery animation Productions that is half life alyx not half life 3 bruh
@@Impatientimpasto Half-Life Alyx is prequel to Half Life 2, its like the 7 hour war and other stuff that happens with Alyx etc
M-W-Y i know that oh god don’t tell me it’s a remake of half-life 2
@@Impatientimpasto thankfully it isn't, it happens before Half Life 2 and it has similar stuff but a lot more earlier and shows how the world changes and how combine take over etc, also obviously its VR so its gonna be even more different (you can't play unless you have good expensive VR which is kind of sad)
5:24 is the coolest transformation I have ever seen.
Do you know the music?
@@brezeriken5862 someone said it was a remix of the spacegoofs, made by thelivingtombstone
@@Skeletonman59 it is
It is and anyone that says otherwise does not have a life
Lalalalalalalala
6:23 this entire scene of Freeman killing everyone with the least amount of stealth pretty much describes my entire experience when doing an assignation/break in mission on games like skyrim or DDO
When playing HL I always killed everyone
@@PouLS there can be no witnesses if no one is left to share it.
6:15 6:19 my favorite parts
Watching kleiner sing “this my shit” was probably the funniest shit I’ve watched lmao
Same as me
1:40 has always gotten me so good
5:55 I agree
for me its 2:13 that gets me all the time
3:03 always gets me
whole thing gets me
I WANT THAT ASS! AND I WANT IT NOW!
Lokie: "I have an army."
Stark: "we have a Hulk."
Gordon Freeman: "I have a crowbar."
It not a crowbar. It a LeGeNdArY DiLdO
Jack: *i GoT a JaR oF DirT i GoT a JaR oF DirT, aNd GuEsS WhAtS InSiDe iT*
He's also got _dat ass_
@@horrorlindus what the fu-
Our crowbar
5:24 What heavies imagine they look like when they eat buffalo steak sandwich
you don't know what the song is part
?
@@Saukr its quite short from what i've found:
ruclips.net/video/TEmi4TjpmEg/видео.html
This is from a french kids cartoon intro
Named les zinzin de l espace
(The crazies from space)
Need A Dispenser Here
The citizen at 6:15 sum's up how I feel about this video rewatching it in 2024.
6:19
Something that always tickled me about this series is that there seemed to be some, somewhat-serious sub-plot going on with the G-Man.
Because he knows the spot.
I love how EVERYBODY lusts for Gorgeous
Who wouldn't?
"It's not gay if it's Gorgeous"
-Ricardo Milos
@@expeditionattempts i mean he's gorgeous
Even the literal HEV suit lmao. I mean, can you blame them though?
Me included.
2:41 how schools think boys will react when they see 0.01% of a girl's shoulder
LOLOLOLOLOL
@@LarensCliff what the everloving fuck is your username
more like 3:03
@@AeonLeightholmeYT e
@@kitma9 its Furry Love
the reaction of your parents when you finally decided to wash the dishes: 2:44
...........what?
-(Jackass...) :D
-(Piece of shit) :D
Best scene ever xDDDD
felipe ignacio This definitively has to be à meme
agreed
YEAH! GOOD MEMORIES XD
4:27 to 5:23 i can imagine Antoine just havin a field day with animating this part
The motions moving with the song is really amazing!
Some say the Combine are still crying out "WILSOOOOOON".
im sorry but i didnt understand it
ₛₐᵣ𝒸ₐₛₘ
I thought they were speaking Spanish.
I thought he said MY SOOOON
Yes it's Wilson i think, it's a sentence from "les kassos episode 21"
M e t r o p o l i c e
4:22
This scene looks even better after playing Entropy Zero 2.
IT feels wierd right?
Duke Nukem is the perfect voice for Gordan Freeman. This is brilliant.
+Senor Corbuiser power armor is for pussies
*Raped by the HEV suit*
+Senor Corbuiser I suggest you look up Freeman's Mind because you're very wrong.
slimysomthing
this guy named ross who's a voice actor for HLS (Half Life Source) series. he turned off the HUD with console.
+Senor Corbuiser Nah I think Ross Scott's voice is the perfect Gordon Freeman voice (Freeman's mind). But this is second.
5:27 Top 10 power-ups in games that are overpowered
It basically makes you SUPER THICC and you can eat a train with your ass.
nobody still knows the soundtrack
@@VoytekPavlik "THE LIVING TOMBESTONE SPACEGOOF"
@@getinthevankids655 lol
Me and the bois going to the gym
Jesus, Barney's and Kliener's voices are so genuine to the originals. It's killing me.
ikr, I was like "how the fuck did he find almost identical voices to originals." I didn't even know he had friends that can do voiceovers besides dasboschitt.
+Pino Cheffer Pretty easily, Barneys voice is done by the same guy who did Barneys voice in Black Mesa Source.
+Little Pip dang, I didn't know he can get professionals on.
+Pino Cheffer I mean the Kleiner voice actor did that whole Anaconda Black Mesa parody.
+Andy E. Hes a professional Audio Splicer, those are the originals.
Suit: Rapes freeman
Suit: "Have a very. Safe. Day"
Freeman: what-
5:58 this part gets me all the damn time
Same here
ÆÆOUOH
*LA MECANOPHILIE*
Let me tell no felling
Someone should start on a HL2 gorgeous freeman mod.
+hebbocake every time you shoot the pistol (or crossbow choose your poison) you hear gorgeous say f*ck you
+themastergamer121 So if you shot really fast with the pistol, you'd hear Gordon say "fu-f-f-f-fu-f-fuck you" like in the credits of this video? XD
+themastergamer121 Nah, I prefer the idea of "fuck you" for the pistol. Because that way you have control over how far he gets into the phrase before you shoot again, and you can make your own rhythm. XD
The grenade idea is nice, but the thing is that you pull the pin as soon as you equip the grenade, which might be long before you intend to throw it. So it'd be like "fuck…" [a minute passes] "…you." Which might be funny the first couple times, but I think the novelty would wear off pretty quickly.
I like the RPG and SMG idea though. XD
+themastergamer121 Nah, I prefer the idea of "fuck you" for the pistol. Because that way you have control over how far he gets into the phrase before you shoot again, and you can make your own rhythm. XD
The grenade idea is nice, but the thing is that you pull the pin as soon as you equip the grenade, which might be long before you intend to throw it. So it'd be like "fuck…" [a minute passes] "…you." Which might be funny the first couple times, but I think the novelty would wear off pretty quickly.
I like the RPG and SMG idea though. XD
just imagine a rpg coming at you and all you hear is "fufufufufufufufuu *explosion* fuck you
3:03
Dammit! Now there's freemen everywhere.
You sly dog.
JFC🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fucking legend
😂😂😂Someone poured a little from the bottle
Mad milk
All these years later and this still doesn't fail to make me laugh. Certified hood classic
Every single metrocop when another metrocop dies: *WILSOOOON*
Thanks it was bugging the hell they were saying
I need a mod where everytine you kill a combine you hear another one scream "WILSOOOON"
@@franciscoandrada412 **bang**
*WILSOOOOOOON*
@@bobcabbit6343 HEY!
Ya welcome
I thought they where either saying “his son!l or “something in Spanish”
2:27 I can’t stop laughing help
Same here
Are you two 5-8 yrs. Old?
@@rocketboi6496 well... This is the part where you shut the fuck up :)
@Jk 06 Why me if you must shut up before me
What's so funny???
Female BFFs: "OMG! I love you soo much!! You look so pretty today!"
Male BFFs: 1:24
Underated
Na na mine is to the point where we exchange punches
We stab each other to death hahaha
Yeah, hahaha))
Jackass. Piece of shit.
*Six years later and still is a masterpiece, back then when RUclips was in it's golden age, oh well time to reminiscent that ASS!*
2:07 That reaction after he's interrupted the 3rd time is incredibly relatable XD
"PPFFFFFTTT!" *throws power armor shoe"
Got me busting out laughing like a mad lad
Oh my god I never realized he threw the shoe of the HEV suit and it actually came off!!
Yeah, I can really relate when it comes to interruptions like this.
Gordon: *murders everyone with a Ducking train*
Also Gordon: "This is as close to stealth as I get"
We call that "loud stealth"
Ghoul Riku gorgeous stealth*
His butt sollowed a train
It is stealth if there is no witnesses
Yes super stealth
2:27 me when i get A+ on all of my tests
this humor was ahead of its time
No. No it wasn’t. This was when it was in its peak years before 2016 at its most popular. This genre was huge back then
5:25
When valve announces half life Alyx
@Dion Hally-Thomson when you leave the gym
What is this song
Do you know the name of the song from that part cause I dont know wich one from the credits
When you hold hands with a girl
4:33 but you dont have vr
1:48 Dr. Breen's voice is better than ever
It hurts so much to be almost 6 years late for this masterpiece. Oh my god i didnt laugh out so loud alone in my room for a long time
This is a cinematic masterpiece
4:31 top ten anime fights in history.
What is the music of this scene?
@@duckmcduckerson1957 it is on his channel
Everyone came for this
Everyone came to this
@@braydenanderson8871 what is the video name?
6:57 much better than despacito
Everything is better than despacito
I need to make this my ringtone. lol
@@Bearmauler the shaggs is not
5:08 THE TF2 SOLDIER ACTIVATED
Why is this genuinely great quality. Captures the classic hl2 gMod/sfm vibes and still holds up well to this day
Is it me or is it intentional that Gordon’s right arm had more muscle than his left? 5:34
Antoine doesn't do coincidences. Of course it's intentional lol
Probably a wanking joke
Coomer, yes
I thought its just the perspective that makes it looks smaller, but that makes more sense tbh
Everybody right handed
The next episode should be Episode 4.
Oh my god yes just completely ignore three
+Juan “TheGeekPlayer” Salazar
GENIUS!
+Sirknobbles 10k No, that adds up to... what number was that?
+GHOSTFREAK It's a HL3 joke...
+GHOSTFREAK I believe you mean cliche.
6:56 I need that music
Shantae Pirates Curse
Run Rottytops Run
I need the music as well.
Aldair Lara ki
There sre 10 hour loops of it,
Lstened to it all
It was also used in doom eternal battleschmoes
2:14 i love how he goes rude when he understands dr. Freeman has speedrun freeman on his side
5:20 to 6:25 is my favorite part for some reason. Especially that one guy who's like "oh my- *bleugh*"
5:26 what's the song from
@@daltonwiltsey4815deez nutz
@@daltonwiltsey4815 Did you already find out. Or did someone already reply to you?
3:44
when the main character of a hentai is alone with a girl
No
Cmon no
@@vantus727 yes
Oh
*Hold up*
Have a very safe day
@@themrfredgold1891 yeet :-D
4:53 If Thanos was smart in Avengers: Endgame
Yes k
Captain Obvious: that way Ant-Man couldn't kill him!
HULK: WILSONNNN
Good vidéo !
Yes!
i was laughing my ass off at barney and kleiner's reaction to gordon cleaning the crowbar. not a sniff, not a chuckle, balls to the walls 10/10.
*WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON*
+Kacper S. OHH NOOOO :(
.
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.
.
.
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.
.
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WILSOOOOOONNNN
+Gym Leader Noah where is it from? i wanted to know for months ;(
wilsooonn,willsssoooonnnnn ... x10 wilsooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn
+John Smith Not at all.
as half-life itself, there won't be any "Episode 3" of these series
+CrashBurnman95 episode 2: episode 1 XD
And episode 2: episode 2: episode 1 XD
Dammit today I had the same taught
Nooooooooooooo
why?
Episode 3 will never come out
But seriously this was brilliant
But Episode 4 will :D
+Barple bapkins Correction, it will be The Crowbar: Episode 1.
+Corporal Shephard wat. you watch this
+Barple bapkins Not big surprise
7:24
Me and murder drones fans when glitch Productions left us a another cliffhanger:
5:47 it was time to go, Thomas had seen everything
@hey why u ask LMAO
Lo Mёcanophilie5:59run
I just love the look on that passenger face he's scarred for life
5:52 this is the face of a man who's scared for life
Did Gordon just swallow the train and then, using his intestinal fortitude ROTATE THE TRAIN WHILST IT WAS INSIDE OF HIM AND THEN EJECT IT OUT OF HIS SYSTEM?!
He inhaled it through his asshole
no his ass did that
you bet your ass he did
FIRM HANDSHAKE OF APPROVAL
+Frostbyte his ass ate the train, then he pooped it out. think dead pool when he gets shot in the ass
5:24 Top 10 anime transformations
1: Gorgeous Freeman
5:40 "you gonna need some help with this one?" "Nah, I'm good"
XD
ThomasRocksU good one
Hahahahaha
A NEW GORGEOUS FREEMAN? It's Christmas earllyyy
+Winslow Magne It's like christmas morning.
+creamgravy1 ITSLIKECHRISTMASMORNING
+Dr White hehehe It's Like Christmas Mornin'.
So you ARE still alive...
+Dr White IT'S AN AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
How siblings talk: Sure you can play too
Siblings in their mind: 1:24
That is frighteningly true and hilarious at the same time
Jackass
Piece of shit
Very accurate
That was my favorite part
1:24 hitler and stalin signing the non-aggression act 1939 colorized
5:24 Elementary School kids when they lift more than 3 chairs
Let's kill everyone
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
2:47 when Half-Life 3 is confirmed
3:03 The number of messes to clean up worldwide will be astronomical.
Half-Life Alyx
@@medic5258 ok
the crowbar scene had me dying of laughter
The Buzzard same here
Praise the bar
The Buzzard it just came on when i read that 😂
The Buzzard YES SAME HERE XD !!!!!!!!
I never get mad at kids when I see skibidi toilet brainrot shit cuz this is what I was watching at there age
FR SAME EVEN THOUGH I'M A GIRL