Why do these creepypasta characters always assume that when weird shit happens, it must be a glitch?! "Holy fuckballs! My game's main menu screen just switched for a second to blood red, with eyeballs laying in piles on the floor, and the main character is crying blood and has big fangs, and the disk jumped out of the PS2 and sprouted arms and legs and danced a little jig before back-flipping back into the PS2...must be a glitch!"
"He tried putting it in other people's PS2's," wELL HELLO STRANGER, DON'T MIND ME, JUST GONNA PLAY SOME RE4 IN YOUR HOUSE BE SURE NOT TO CALL 911 OR ANYTHING
@@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire He doesn't even specify if it was the old model or not, either. So for all we know he just tried playing the game in a console that wasn't even compatible with PS2 games and then acted surprised that it didn't work.
It's amazing how there's actually a category on the trollpasta wiki that is called "Read by Yuriofwind" all of the stories Yuri read are on there along with the Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime video
It's not as bad being involved with Capcom or being turned into Tom though. Or Capcom cancelling Devil May Cry 5 along with adding microtransactions. See? Now, THAT'S a real scare!
Zayaan Nashrid I think you accidentally my whole brain. [Good ol' classic memes, like a fine wine you only use them once a year after they've been long dead.]
Out of all the BS Creepypasta Storytime episodes that I've rewatched, the "Resident Evil 4 One Chance Only" episode is the one that had me dying from laughter the most! 🤣
my brother walked in the room and saw the black box on the screen. his heart exploded.... just kinda blew his chest open..... AND A SONIC DOLL FLEW OUT OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GHOSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ARE AM FUKING TERIFYED!!!!!! there, thats my creepy pasta to a video thats about a really bad creepy pasta. im an artist
I swear to god, the writer kept starting and stopping while writing the story but, instead of reading back what he wrote originally, (you know, like a normal human being) he just kinda continued with whatever he thought he wrote before. he then proceeded to not proofread the fucking story and posted it
Okay, this is literally the shittest gaming creepypasta I've ever come across. The scariest part about this piece of shit is the author's complete inability to grasp simple concepts like basic grammar and sentence structure, not to mention the complete lack of any payoff to the story whatsoever. "Ooh no, I'm playing a glitchy version of a game I don't like anyway, and then I die in the first 10 minutes and then the game is over and it never works again. SPOOKY!!!" I wish this HAD been written by Tom. It still would have been shit, but at least it would have been entertaining. Also, the bit where the author said the townspeople trying to kill you was "sort of a thrill ride, if you know what you're doing" gave me a deep urge to punch him square in the face.
Yuri, I literally got a Heart Attack from that freakin' black box... Now I have a personal mental scar that I can never forget... Thank you... And by the way, see you in court.
Alright guys, I have a theory about this. It's a long shot, but here goes... Maybe this is the only story in this segment that isn't actually made up. Maybe it was written by a guy who actually was extremely high, happened to find an old copy of the game, played it, experienced a few glitches, got freaked out by it due to his state of mind, and managed to find the creepypasta wiki while still high as fuck and terrified. Being fucked up (on whatever) would explain how he just trails off (i.e. "shook it off as a random and stupid.") and has all those incontinuities. Compared to all the other stories Yuri reads to us, nothing overtly spooky or scary happens in this one; everything that happens seems like it could actually happen as a glitch or because of a fucked up old disc. I know he changed the disc at the end from being blank, as it was in the beginning, to depicting Leon "with no visible eyes," but... shit, like Yuri said, guy just doesn't know his limits.
1st *Pretending he was high as fuck 2nd that may be the case. I have had somewhat scratched games that would function normally until a certain event (getting a Witch Heart, dying et cetera (but "los illuminados se a por ti" just no (-Google Translate-))) he just thought that this would be a good idea for a creepypasta and posted it on the internet while still pretending to be high as fuck and threw this shit at us with nothing actually creepy happening
I just realized that what this guy says about his game being the first RE4 made by Capcom is bullshit for a number of other reasons. 1: The first platform that RE4 released for the Nintendo GameCube. Not the PS2. 2: Even though RE4 was first developed for the PS2, that version had a different story and gameplay style (kinda already stated by Yuriofwind). So it wouldn't look like the real RE4. 3: If it was the real first RE4 made by Capcom (aka the one Yuriofwind did a Gaming Mysteries on) a real Resident Evil fan would have punched the author in the face and stolen it so that they could play it.
also I like how this is the first beta version of resi 4 but it pretty much the same as the regular game (minus the poor grammar and glitches) even though resi 4 went though so many changes that it even created another known as Devil May Cry
jack bowen Maybe the author of this Creepypasta will make a sequel called "Devil May Cry; The Other Only One Chance". I tried to mimic the author's writing style to come up with that title.
For the first time since July 16, 2020, I'm about to rewatch the "Resident Evil 4 One Chance Only" episode. EDIT - 12:22 P.M.: *finishes episode 18 minutes later* "Resident Evil 4: Minor Inconveniences" is a *way* more more accurate title for this crappypasta! 😂
I need therapy from seeing that black box. It's a good thing that Stephen King's retired,because this guy could be the next big horror writer. I got chills from this story, I don't know how I'll sleep tonight.
I need you to do more of these! These are so hilarious. I have been listening to creepy pastas for like a year, and hearing these crappy stories being skewered is the best. Please do more.
This guy is a genius in disguise. He intentionally avoids the haunted part (the One Chance mode) and plays the game normally so the worst things he gets are random glitches. The story is called One Chance because that's the scary part, aka the part that would kill him if he tried it. So, the story basically becomes a normal game of Resident Evil 4, and that saved his life.
***** He realizes last-minute that was a horrible idea and never looks at it again. Still more competent than other Creepypasta characters, that's for sure.
*stares at the black box, not caring about getting any more mental scars, as she already has emotional scars that the person reading probably gives no shits about*
Wait a second, how did he run out of shotgun ammo before the chainsaw guy because he “used it early” when you get the shotgun in the village when you are in the chainsaw guy fight author is talking about? This guy really does suck at the game
Yeah, when you first even get the Shotgun, you find it in the house, and if you get it, Doctor Salvador(the chainsaw guy), comes in early. But if you wait and get it later, you'll have more ammo, but you'll also miss out on a lot of early in-game money, or Pesetas(sorry if I misspelled that). It's an old Spanish currency, that's outdated, but the Merchant apparently still uses it. I even recently tried to get the Shotgun early on to take down Mr. Chainsaw, but when I tried to, I got the scene where the bell rang, and all the Ganados go off to play bingo. Oh well, at least I got a free Shotgun with more ammo. And also, the clean Pearl Pendant. Sure, you can shoot down the wooden plank to save bullets, but it won't be worth as much if you do. It'll be worth like, 50 Pesetas if you don't shoot the plank first, and close the wooden board, but it's easy to make that mistake, especially if you use up all your ammo against the ganados this early, you know, if you're not too good at stealth. I mean, no offense, cuz I'm terrible at it too. But as long as you choose the right time to get the Shotgun, you won't get your head sliced off by Doctor Leatherface. But you miss out on a lot of money; and a unique treasure that Doc Leatherface has. But I made up for that by taking the left and right paths when they ask which path to take out of the village. Right path is Chainsaw Sisters, with a lot of ganados, Left path is another El Gigante fight, with it's own treasure, and I only died 1 time during that fight. But it was actually Ashley's fault, as always. She really does ruin everything, doesn't she? Geez, learn how to use a gun; Ashley... but don't accidentally shoot yourself or Leon with it, though!
I acknowledged the *6* year anniversary of when you uploaded this episode yesterday but never found the time to watch it until now. EDIT- 6:09 P.M.: *finishes episode 18 minutes later* That creepypasta was random and stupid! 😂
Resident Evil 4 has additional game modes, Ada's campaign, alternate costumes, unlockables for beating the game with each costume, plus a big fucking hand cannon for beating the game on professional mode... yet the author says this game doesn't have good replayability? WHAT?!?!
+921sora update: just S rank all maps with any character. doesn't matter which one. Recommendation: Wesker. why? Killer 7. seriously, Killer 7 kills all.
I believe I figured out the point of the story: the gist is, the copy of Resident Evil 4 that he had was a HAUNTED version where you could only die ONCE. Then you could NEVER play it again. Shock, Horror.
Either: 1) Rented it 2) Borrowed it from a friend (Maybe he knows Kyle too) 3) owned it for years but forgot he had it 4) Thought it'll be a 'good idea' to add it in the story 5) ????? 7) Got writting tips from Tom 8) An old man snuck into his room and left it there while author was sleeping 9) profit 10) Anyone realise I left out number 6?
Why bother making a creepypasta about a scary game already? It's scary by itself, why bother trying to make a creepy game creepieir. Felt it was a fail for that by itself.
I think I worked out the significance of One Chance Only. It's not a game mode, its stating that the game will stop working after you die. Admittedly, I watched this video about 12 times before that thought crossed my mind.
This is what I learned from these amazing videos. 1. Don't freakin' buy games from old dudes 2. Don't play games that have no image, blood on it, or some markings. 3. Hyper-realistic blood is overrated 4. Every scary story needs: Blood, Death, Suicide, Murder, Moar Blood, and some bad grammar/spelling
holy shit, after you told me this story i have mental attacks from black boxes... every time my game crashes i put a pillow over my head TRYING to choke myself from the memories of this creepypasta... wow...
It took me a few times of listening to this, but I think--though I'm not entirely sure--this may have been inspired by "Killswitch," in that the game can be played only once. If you die, that's it. It's still very poorly written, but at least I think I get the point.
Is that an actual mode or weapon? Or did you make it up? In every version of Resident Evil 4 I've played, the original version on the GameCube, the Wii remake, the ps2, and ps4 versions, I've never come across anything called Ultra Nightmare. Sounds more like an ultra combo that Akuma or Evil Ryu would use. Or maybe Wesker, if he were a Street Fighter character.
I stopped watching straight after you shot the pendant into the water.. You gotta shoot the beam so the lid shuts then shoot it down it's worth more :p
If suggestions are open for these, one of the WORST creepypastas I've read is called "The Supermarket Monster". It's unbelievably terrible and extremely difficult to keep track of what is going on. I think the user's name was Pheobe C or something like that. You can check it out if you want to.
It's about time Yuriofwind. I had to rewatch the other three bullshit creepy pasta storytimes like twenty times each while waiting for this to come out.
My closet is more scary than this story and I don't even have a closet! Thank you Yuri for another amazing video! :D Loves you as much as a stranger that's a guy can possibly be able to without being weird about it!
I love your vids, but I never got why you harp on the "playing without owning" thing, I mean there are places that let you borrow games...heck my copy of smash bros N64 was a rental until my dad bought it cause the rental place was shutting down...sad times...but smash bros, yay.
Not really, if I remember right. I haven't taken German in a couple years, but flipping through my German dictionary, los itself is not a word. Loslassen is essentially "Let go", but the prefix los is referring to release or loose, like the German word löse: to loosen.
BLACK BOX ! BLACK BOX ! BLACK BOX ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**Gunshot**
but guys, he could never play the game again! no matter what game mode he chose, he was only given one chance. he died, and the game never worked again after that. a normal copy of the game allows for continues, but not this one! scary right?
He's a poet, widely known for his simplistic writing style with deeper meaning than on surface level. His works consist of stuff like Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening, The Road Not Taken, Birches, Death of the Hired Man, A Considerable Speck, Mending Wall, Choose Something Like a Star, Fire and Ice, Dust of Snow, etc.
I love how people work in these stories, "oh no, I put a game in my PS2 and it started making weird crunching noises..........let's keep playing and then put it in my friends PS2, it'll be okay I promise..."
Oh yeah, would totally make it more believable..."and then, Hooked Man came out of my TV, danced a jig, absorbed Kyle, then backflipped into my GameCube, turning it into a PS2...for some reason, and then, the game case transformed into another game...I turned it over and the case read: "Haunting Ground"...and then, Tom came in the room, and then i woke up. I was pretending to be high the whole time apparently, tha edn". Also, Haunting Ground was some obscure PS2 game about a girl and her dog, and they do stuff. Never played it myself, but it didn't look bad. Wonder what it was about though...
Also, if you want a really well written one, I highly suggest you read Maria's Revenge about Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. It's one of those psychological tales (might give you a break from all the "blood") and is relatively original. There's no Kyle or creepy old guys either. Take a look at it if you want an interesting and unique story to read.
It saddened me that at the very beginning, whoever that footage came from, they shot down the pendant into the dirty water, instead of shooting down the plank holding the lid open first D:
Let Yuri take his time. He has other things he does in his channel like his reviews, gaming mysteries, and obscure gaming. I know how you feel waiting for these creepypasta times, but remember, Quality over Quantity.
I laughed so hard because I was actually reading the story while you were telling it! You added so much humor, you're amazing!!!! I was having a pretty shitty day and I was depressed but honestly, this brought the biggest smile to my face! I love you bro! (I'm a girl, btw) I'm totally subscribing!!!
Why do these creepypasta characters always assume that when weird shit happens, it must be a glitch?!
"Holy fuckballs! My game's main menu screen just switched for a second to blood red, with eyeballs laying in piles on the floor, and the main character is crying blood and has big fangs, and the disk jumped out of the PS2 and sprouted arms and legs and danced a little jig before back-flipping back into the PS2...must be a glitch!"
Forgot to mention it absorbs your friend "Kyle" before it goes back into the PS2.
Can'tThinkofBetterName lol and brings tails and knuckles with it too
***** I know right.
I think it started with Ben Drowned, since the game literally is completely normal until the author does an actual glitch.
@@cantthinkofbettername5065I did actually have a friend named "Kyle" back in 2nd grade though...
"He tried putting it in other people's PS2's,"
wELL HELLO STRANGER, DON'T MIND ME, JUST GONNA PLAY SOME RE4 IN YOUR HOUSE BE SURE NOT TO CALL 911 OR ANYTHING
He also tried putting it in a PS3 for some unexplained reason.
@@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire He doesn't even specify if it was the old model or not, either. So for all we know he just tried playing the game in a console that wasn't even compatible with PS2 games and then acted surprised that it didn't work.
It's amazing how there's actually a category on the trollpasta wiki that is called "Read by Yuriofwind" all of the stories Yuri read are on there along with the Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime video
Link?
Back this up with evidence, man. I wanna see your stopwatch.
ColonelJak42 DED
Had no clue! Thanks for the info!
Sadly its gone now
Resident Evil 4: Minor Inconveniences.
Sounds like a best seller.
+MetaLink
Makes Twilight Look GOOD
#1 On the shitpasta wiki.
It has the addition of PS1 Inventory and having to command Ashley up ladders.
@@gabrielgaster3992I'll take 50 copies, for the Switch immediately!!
Jesus, this made Tom's stories sound like an H.P. Lovecraft tale.
I had nightmares about the black box.
I couldn't sleep.
I still can't sleep.
Damn you, black box!
Rumi Setz same
6:05 Guys just skip this part. Trust me that black box put me in therapy!
It's not as bad being involved with Capcom or being turned into Tom though. Or Capcom cancelling Devil May Cry 5 along with adding microtransactions. See? Now, THAT'S a real scare!
Shame on you.
I'm gonna have to flag this video.
That black box is entirely too terrifying for the majority of RUclips viewers.
+Terumi Yūki My little sister came.
AND RAN AWAY!
it's THAT scary.
And it's a sunday.
what black box? all i see is a scary picture of the devil in hell when it pops up. oh wait... your right, its a black box! D: Run for the hills!
NOOOOO!!! THE HILLS ARE FULL OF BLACK BOXES!! AHHH!!!
Terumi Yūki There is no escape. The blackness is everywhere.
We are trapped in the Fuckbox
We are going to be DUMPED
Zayaan Nashrid I think you accidentally my whole brain.
[Good ol' classic memes, like a fine wine you only use them once a year after they've been long dead.]
Out of all the BS Creepypasta Storytime episodes that I've rewatched, the "Resident Evil 4 One Chance Only" episode is the one that had me dying from laughter the most! 🤣
my brother walked in the room and saw the black box on the screen. his heart exploded.... just kinda blew his chest open..... AND A SONIC DOLL FLEW OUT OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GHOSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ARE AM FUKING TERIFYED!!!!!! there, thats my creepy pasta to a video thats about a really bad creepy pasta. im an artist
True but you're missing the RED AND HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD AND 666.
jking, in all honesty, that's better than the stories he's read.
Haruki Altager LOL!!! fuck your right i did forget those!
I swear to god, the writer kept starting and stopping while writing the story but, instead of reading back what he wrote originally, (you know, like a normal human being) he just kinda continued with whatever he thought he wrote before. he then proceeded to not proofread the fucking story and posted it
Okay, this is literally the shittest gaming creepypasta I've ever come across. The scariest part about this piece of shit is the author's complete inability to grasp simple concepts like basic grammar and sentence structure, not to mention the complete lack of any payoff to the story whatsoever. "Ooh no, I'm playing a glitchy version of a game I don't like anyway, and then I die in the first 10 minutes and then the game is over and it never works again. SPOOKY!!!" I wish this HAD been written by Tom. It still would have been shit, but at least it would have been entertaining.
Also, the bit where the author said the townspeople trying to kill you was "sort of a thrill ride, if you know what you're doing" gave me a deep urge to punch him square in the face.
Yuri, I literally got a Heart Attack from that freakin' black box... Now I have a personal mental scar that I can never forget... Thank you... And by the way, see you in court.
Alright guys, I have a theory about this. It's a long shot, but here goes...
Maybe this is the only story in this segment that isn't actually made up. Maybe it was written by a guy who actually was extremely high, happened to find an old copy of the game, played it, experienced a few glitches, got freaked out by it due to his state of mind, and managed to find the creepypasta wiki while still high as fuck and terrified. Being fucked up (on whatever) would explain how he just trails off (i.e. "shook it off as a random and stupid.") and has all those incontinuities. Compared to all the other stories Yuri reads to us, nothing overtly spooky or scary happens in this one; everything that happens seems like it could actually happen as a glitch or because of a fucked up old disc. I know he changed the disc at the end from being blank, as it was in the beginning, to depicting Leon "with no visible eyes," but... shit, like Yuri said, guy just doesn't know his limits.
1st *Pretending he was high as fuck
2nd that may be the case. I have had somewhat scratched games that would function normally until a certain event (getting a Witch Heart, dying et cetera (but "los illuminados se a por ti" just no (-Google Translate-))) he just thought that this would be a good idea for a creepypasta and posted it on the internet while still pretending to be high as fuck and threw this shit at us with nothing actually creepy happening
I read this with the video playing, and I got to "shook it off as a random and stupid" just as he said it.
I was very disappointed to find that the Switch port of RE4 did not have One Chance Only mode.
30 dollars wasted.
I just realized that what this guy says about his game being the first RE4 made by Capcom is bullshit for a number of other reasons.
1: The first platform that RE4 released for the Nintendo GameCube. Not the PS2.
2: Even though RE4 was first developed for the PS2, that version had a different story and gameplay style (kinda already stated by Yuriofwind). So it wouldn't look like the real RE4.
3: If it was the real first RE4 made by Capcom (aka the one Yuriofwind did a Gaming Mysteries on) a real Resident Evil fan would have punched the author in the face and stolen it so that they could play it.
3.5.ur jooosh
APimpNamedSlickback
Ummm...come again?
also I like how this is the first beta version of resi 4 but it pretty much the same as the regular game (minus the poor grammar and glitches) even though resi 4 went though so many changes that it even created another known as Devil May Cry
Also, the first resident evil 4 disc is probably called biohazard 4.
jack bowen Maybe the author of this Creepypasta will make a sequel called "Devil May Cry; The Other Only One Chance". I tried to mimic the author's writing style to come up with that title.
For the first time since July 16, 2020, I'm about to rewatch the "Resident Evil 4 One Chance Only" episode.
EDIT - 12:22 P.M.: *finishes episode 18 minutes later*
"Resident Evil 4: Minor Inconveniences" is a *way* more more accurate title for this crappypasta! 😂
I swear, you got the best voice for bullshit pasta ever!
Morgan Freeman
I need therapy from seeing that black box. It's a good thing that Stephen King's retired,because this guy could be the next big horror writer. I got chills from this story, I don't know how I'll sleep tonight.
Coming back to this absolute classic since the remake just came out. Still a banger
I need you to do more of these! These are so hilarious. I have been listening to creepy pastas for like a year, and hearing these crappy stories being skewered is the best. Please do more.
The black box....I'm not going to sleep tonight!
"Resident Evil 4 One Chance Only" was more confusing than I remembered it being over a year ago. It was so random and stupid! 😅
I'm putting this on the trollpasta wiki.
Good. The guy above me got cancer from just hearing this. I almost did.
Zaxnyir the Therapist was that an insult or a warning?
Too bad the wiki is down.
@@calypsokiosko9067 It was recently brought back as the LOLpasta Wiki.
11:00 I think this guy's already had more than enough "Green Herb"
I once saw a black box on my screen, so I turned my tv off and then there was an even bigger black box! Ah! Spooky!
This guy is a genius in disguise. He intentionally avoids the haunted part (the One Chance mode) and plays the game normally so the worst things he gets are random glitches. The story is called One Chance because that's the scary part, aka the part that would kill him if he tried it. So, the story basically becomes a normal game of Resident Evil 4, and that saved his life.
*****
I do my best, citizen.
Yeah but, couldn't anyone do that?
Jake Peterson
Sure, anyone could've done it, but I was the first to try, right?
I guess he was!
*****
He realizes last-minute that was a horrible idea and never looks at it again. Still more competent than other Creepypasta characters, that's for sure.
*stares at the black box, not caring about getting any more mental scars, as she already has emotional scars that the person reading probably gives no shits about*
8:53 basically sums up this entire story in a nutshell.
Wait a second, how did he run out of shotgun ammo before the chainsaw guy because he “used it early” when you get the shotgun in the village when you are in the chainsaw guy fight author is talking about? This guy really does suck at the game
Yeah, when you first even get the Shotgun, you find it in the house, and if you get it, Doctor Salvador(the chainsaw guy), comes in early. But if you wait and get it later, you'll have more ammo, but you'll also miss out on a lot of early in-game money, or Pesetas(sorry if I misspelled that). It's an old Spanish currency, that's outdated, but the Merchant apparently still uses it. I even recently tried to get the Shotgun early on to take down Mr. Chainsaw, but when I tried to, I got the scene where the bell rang, and all the Ganados go off to play bingo. Oh well, at least I got a free Shotgun with more ammo. And also, the clean Pearl Pendant. Sure, you can shoot down the wooden plank to save bullets, but it won't be worth as much if you do. It'll be worth like, 50 Pesetas if you don't shoot the plank first, and close the wooden board, but it's easy to make that mistake, especially if you use up all your ammo against the ganados this early, you know, if you're not too good at stealth. I mean, no offense, cuz I'm terrible at it too. But as long as you choose the right time to get the Shotgun, you won't get your head sliced off by Doctor Leatherface. But you miss out on a lot of money; and a unique treasure that Doc Leatherface has. But I made up for that by taking the left and right paths when they ask which path to take out of the village. Right path is Chainsaw Sisters, with a lot of ganados, Left path is another El Gigante fight, with it's own treasure, and I only died 1 time during that fight. But it was actually Ashley's fault, as always. She really does ruin everything, doesn't she? Geez, learn how to use a gun; Ashley... but don't accidentally shoot yourself or Leon with it, though!
You're a very brave soul, reading these crap stories so we don't have to. Keep it up. I love this series
He's the Creepypasta Critic! He reads it so we don't have to!
In short; the author scratched his Resident Evil 4 disc and thought the glitches were haunted.
I acknowledged the *6* year anniversary of when you uploaded this episode yesterday but never found the time to watch it until now.
EDIT- 6:09 P.M.: *finishes episode 18 minutes later*
That creepypasta was random and stupid! 😂
I still come back to this story every time I visit Yuri's channel.
HOLY SHIT, A BLACK BOX, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
0:57 - 1:01 Every (Weird) Fanfic I’ve read EVER.
Resident Evil 4 has additional game modes, Ada's campaign, alternate costumes, unlockables for beating the game with each costume, plus a big fucking hand cannon for beating the game on professional mode... yet the author says this game doesn't have good replayability? WHAT?!?!
i thought Hand Cannon was for S Rank all Merc maps with all characters
+921sora update: just S rank all maps with any character. doesn't matter which one. Recommendation: Wesker. why? Killer 7. seriously, Killer 7 kills all.
MasterJunior93 Yeah, but in the Author's mind, GoldenEye is the fucking holy grail.
For someone who really didn't care about re4 he seemed to really care for it. Trying to get it to work again after it stopped working for forever.
You bastard, the black box made me kill myself till I was dead.
This is a ghost message.
I believe I figured out the point of the story: the gist is, the copy of Resident Evil 4 that he had was a HAUNTED version where you could only die ONCE. Then you could NEVER play it again.
Shock, Horror.
The black box made me piss myself
Even if I actually knew anything about Resident Evil 4, I'd still left confused by "Resident Evil 4 One Chance Only". Nothing made *any* sense! 😆
Either:
1) Rented it
2) Borrowed it from a friend (Maybe he knows Kyle too)
3) owned it for years but forgot he had it
4) Thought it'll be a 'good idea' to add it in the story
5) ?????
7) Got writting tips from Tom
8) An old man snuck into his room and left it there while author was sleeping
9) profit
10) Anyone realise I left out number 6?
you never left out 6, it just got sucked into the plot.
Crow Asya Actually I ate number 6. Sorry I missed lunch.
***** You really wanna know??
+Sir Peepsalot WHAT WAS IT?! THE SUSPENSE!!!!
Number 6 was...... *gets crushed by Cthuhlu*
This story is so scary, I will never be able to play RE: Operation Raccoon City again.
*cries out loud*
"WHATS A OPTIONS?!?!"
The total lack of hyper realistic blood is what killed this story lol.
Why bother making a creepypasta about a scary game already? It's scary by itself, why bother trying to make a creepy game creepieir. Felt it was a fail for that by itself.
i wouldn't really call resi 4 a "scary" game.
garcon45
The developer would put it in the genre though
fair enough.
I don't know about you, resident evil 4 scared the shit outta me when I first played it!
***** well, yuri's a good content creator. =P
I think I worked out the significance of One Chance Only. It's not a game mode, its stating that the game will stop working after you die.
Admittedly, I watched this video about 12 times before that thought crossed my mind.
Yuri u shud have put nsfw wrning for this video becuz my 6 year old duagher got herpes from loking at the blak box for 2 long.
Are you Tom?
Derpy Hooves:P No just somebody who loves this video.
When the black box disappeared from the screen, I had knife against my wrist. Luckily, didn't get cut.
The author saying it was the first RE4 is also bullshit because it originally came out for only Gamecube.
Either that or the first Resident Evil 4 made by Capcom is a game called Devil May Cry (look it up that's actually where the concept of DMC came from)
Yeah I know.
silverman1205 In Creepypasta Land, you can mention total bullshit and it'll be all true! Isn't this magical?
MightyMorphinPowerDouchebag It is
This is what I learned from these amazing videos.
1. Don't freakin' buy games from old dudes
2. Don't play games that have no image, blood on it, or some markings.
3. Hyper-realistic blood is overrated
4. Every scary story needs: Blood, Death, Suicide, Murder, Moar Blood, and some
bad grammar/spelling
well 3.5 aside RE4 was first on the gamecube and didn't get ported to PS2a year later
holy shit, after you told me this story i have mental attacks from black boxes... every time my game crashes i put a pillow over my head TRYING to choke myself from the memories of this creepypasta... wow...
It took me a few times of listening to this, but I think--though I'm not entirely sure--this may have been inspired by "Killswitch," in that the game can be played only once. If you die, that's it.
It's still very poorly written, but at least I think I get the point.
He did a permadeath run, how horrifying.
6:04 🔲 hey guys!
Black-box senpai
I can’t believe they added Ultra Nightmare into Resident Evil 4, a whole 11 years before Doom 4.
Is that an actual mode or weapon? Or did you make it up? In every version of Resident Evil 4 I've played, the original version on the GameCube, the Wii remake, the ps2, and ps4 versions, I've never come across anything called Ultra Nightmare. Sounds more like an ultra combo that Akuma or Evil Ryu would use. Or maybe Wesker, if he were a Street Fighter character.
I stopped watching straight after you shot the pendant into the water.. You gotta shoot the beam so the lid shuts then shoot it down it's worth more :p
jb2einziger I feel you man. When he did that I got a bit pissed.
Heaven forbin Leon doesn't just grab it like a human would.
Ah, good ol' General Readability. I served under him in the great reading wars, he was a great man..........a great man indeed.
Thank you for making this world a better place
If suggestions are open for these, one of the WORST creepypastas I've read is called "The Supermarket Monster". It's unbelievably terrible and extremely difficult to keep track of what is going on. I think the user's name was Pheobe C or something like that. You can check it out if you want to.
a ps3 will never play any ps2 games that are on a disc you have buy resident evil 4 on the psn network
Or, you can buy it on the PS4.
Older PS3 models were backwards compatible with PS2 games
It's about time Yuriofwind. I had to rewatch the other three bullshit creepy pasta storytimes like twenty times each while waiting for this to come out.
That black box scared the shit outta me.
looking back on this, I forgot how scary that black box was holy blue hell, How could someone let this happen ?
I hope this doesn't show up in other crappy stories lol.
@@bulbasaur1534 Don't worry dude, I'm sure the black box only shows up here.
YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED US *BEFORE* YOU PUT THAT BLACK BOX ON THE SCREEN, NOW I HAVE MENTAL TRAUMA.
I swear, I listened to the story three times and I still don't know wtf is happening.
oh no, scary black square, lol....
My closet is more scary than this story and I don't even have a closet! Thank you Yuri for another amazing video! :D Loves you as much as a stranger that's a guy can possibly be able to without being weird about it!
I love your vids, but I never got why you harp on the "playing without owning" thing, I mean there are places that let you borrow games...heck my copy of smash bros N64 was a rental until my dad bought it cause the rental place was shutting down...sad times...but smash bros, yay.
Lol Your phrasing really is hilarious! My sides hurt from the lols!
Wait wait wait wait wait...
Los Illuminatous?
Illuminatous
Illuminati
Los = German word for Go
Go Illuminati
RE4 confirmed for illuminati
Geh is the German word for go...
Damnit you're right.
Still illuminati tho
Bob jones Their name is "Los Illuminados" , The Enlighted Ones... I know spanish im hispanic ;p
Joe W
both are right
Not really, if I remember right. I haven't taken German in a couple years, but flipping through my German dictionary, los itself is not a word. Loslassen is essentially "Let go", but the prefix los is referring to release or loose, like the German word löse: to loosen.
Well thank you very much ^-^. Always nice to know I bring smiles to peoples faces with my sarcasm :3.
AHHHHH! A BLACK BOX!
BLACK BOX ! BLACK BOX ! BLACK BOX ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**Gunshot**
YURIOFWIND THANK YOU FOR MAKING CREEPYPASTAS NOT SCARY AND ALSO FOR BEING AWESOME
but guys, he could never play the game again! no matter what game mode he chose, he was only given one chance. he died, and the game never worked again after that. a normal copy of the game allows for continues, but not this one! scary right?
Oh! The title makes sense to me now lol
Best thing had to have been that black box. Hands down. :D
Super Spooky....OOoooooooOoOoOO!! :P
Worst story yetXD
He's a poet, widely known for his simplistic writing style with deeper meaning than on surface level. His works consist of stuff like Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening, The Road Not Taken, Birches, Death of the Hired Man, A Considerable Speck, Mending Wall, Choose Something Like a Star, Fire and Ice, Dust of Snow, etc.
I'm pretending to be high like the video said, and I only became more confused.
Geez man you really need to put a waring for that black box
There goes my month of sleep
06:04
How'd you get a picture of where I live?
I love the fact that this segment is called "Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime" It's just like the perfect name for this series.
I love how people work in these stories, "oh no, I put a game in my PS2 and it started making weird crunching noises..........let's keep playing and then put it in my friends PS2, it'll be okay I promise..."
The song is indeed from RE4. It is the song that plays while you used the typewriters to save.
best use of a black box ever props yuri
It's been 11 years since I first listened to this, I've listened to it hundreds of times and I still have no clue what it's about.
I mean it would have been better if the writer made a creepypasta based on one of the early versions of RE4 that was shown off
Oh yeah, would totally make it more believable..."and then, Hooked Man came out of my TV, danced a jig, absorbed Kyle, then backflipped into my GameCube, turning it into a PS2...for some reason, and then, the game case transformed into another game...I turned it over and the case read: "Haunting Ground"...and then, Tom came in the room, and then i woke up. I was pretending to be high the whole time apparently, tha edn".
Also, Haunting Ground was some obscure PS2 game about a girl and her dog, and they do stuff. Never played it myself, but it didn't look bad. Wonder what it was about though...
OMG! You just throw in a black box without warning?
Could've killed me!
Oh man, this is good stuff! All the EVO references and sarcasm, too good! Keep it up!
Literally playing RE4 right now.
Also, if you want a really well written one, I highly suggest you read Maria's Revenge about Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. It's one of those psychological tales (might give you a break from all the "blood") and is relatively original. There's no Kyle or creepy old guys either. Take a look at it if you want an interesting and unique story to read.
Author (Probably Tom): "...General Readability."
Yuri: "The commander or all readability - I salute him!"
This has actually made me laugh so much :L so I thank you Yuri.
This is the best creepypasta ever Ben has nothing on one chance only.
It saddened me that at the very beginning, whoever that footage came from, they shot down the pendant into the dirty water, instead of shooting down the plank holding the lid open first D:
Oh god that LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHAINSAW SCENE killed me.
10/5 writing.
Let Yuri take his time. He has other things he does in his channel like his reviews, gaming mysteries, and obscure gaming. I know how you feel waiting for these creepypasta times, but remember, Quality over Quantity.
I laughed so hard because I was actually reading the story while you were telling it! You added so much humor, you're amazing!!!! I was having a pretty shitty day and I was depressed but honestly, this brought the biggest smile to my face! I love you bro! (I'm a girl, btw)
I'm totally subscribing!!!
after pissing my self from a million creepy pasta vids from SOG, yuri's crony jokes calm me down