Indeed, and it’s even better because GameStop continues to sell said game, yet that cashier and the people that shop there fully acknowledge its tendency to kill people, and they don’t do anything to get rid of it.
"You don't need to cry. Everyone's watching us. Please, calm yourself down." Says the 17 year old girl who just watched her brother get murdered less than 15 minutes ago. lol
The part where Mario ran over Luigi's head for no reason while crying and then you added "Somebody had to do it" and then noted that Mario can't drive for shit may have been the most funny bit in all these videos so far, especially when you have that scene playing in your head.
Are you a visual thinker too?! O_O So am I! It makes listening to stories and reading books SO much more fun! Especially, when you add your own voices for each character. 😄
+Jo Uh...no. You're wrong! You're either a visual thinker, verbal thinker, a pattern thinker, or an auditory thinker. Haven't you ever heard of Temple Grandin??? Get educated, kid!
What's your favourite black screen? The Wii icon The Wii channel The Screen after the title The screen before picking your character The track selection.
Probably legit. In Japanese, "kuro" and "shiro" (black and white) are slang terms for "guilty" and "innocent". It's not really straightforwardly translatable into English, although the Danganronpa English trailers tried to do it with "blackened".
Well what are you going to do? If you go in there in an uproar Mario would notice the commotion and then everyone in the store would be turned to dust.
I'm pretty sure the protagonist of Pokémon Dead Channel is also a girl but Yuri didn't know/wasn't paying attention. What with the female best friend and Pikachu at the end writing about how "she" left him.
So actually... that "garbage" at the end _is_ the ending. There's a handful of creepypasta that do this, like Instant Death Disease, the idea is to imply that the author got shivved as they were writing it, just as they thought they were safe. Y'know, like when you type Candlejack's name and then stop mid-com
No, in the pasta, there was a period at the end of the sentence. She literally just stopped speaking right there. So we can assume that Louisiana really does have some anti-Mario forcefield around it or something
Having never played a Mario Kart game after DS, I find it amusing that the author thinks it necessary to clarify what rated M means but not what the Wild Wings kart is.
I wanna make a creepypasta. My name is Pea Nesster, and I wanted to play mario and sonic 2008. I once went to Petsmart in the Clothing section for a copy of Mario and sonic at the olympic games 2008. I bought it and the cashier said nervously, "Umm, that game is a, really really good game. Yeah..." I brung it home. I put it in my wii. It was not mario and sonic, it was malleo and sanic.exe at the satanic 666 illuminati games. I was scared, so then I clicked play, and it said entering hell, then, It played limp bizkits rollin and Justin biebers baby after eachother. I tried to turn off the wii, It only made it louder. I tried to eject, It came out, but still played. I smashed the wii, it still was playing, I tried to turn of the tv, doesn't turn off. I tried to unplug the tv. It was still on. I tried to smash the tv. The tv was indestructible. Then, a man in a red hat said, "Gotta keep rollin baby." I was about to run too my friends house. Then the world exploded. Sponsored by Shrek.
I keep wondering how these gamestop cashiers KNOW of what the game does. If they play tested it,they should be dead. If someone else told them,they should have been dead etc
Gamestop employees are exempt from curses, on the condition that they act freaked out about whatever retarded thing is going to happen and give it away for free.
Maybe, it's not that Mario doesn't want to go to Louisiana, but that New Jersey is the containment dome. Thus, uh...just continue avoiding New Jersey, I guess.
It just occured to me. Everyone in Creepypasta Land is an idiot. You have a haunted game where Mario comes and kills everyone, yet it isn't on the news, nor did someone come up with the idea to destroy the game, or at the very least NOT play it.
"I read stories than go see a therapist although the two arn't necessarily related" I don't know with these kinds of stories I would think they're one hundred percent related.
I like to imagine every time the author says "bloods" they're actually talking about a street gang from a 70s musical. So when Mario has bloods he has like a gang backing him up snapping their fingers.
The stupidity of the cashier and the customers reminds me of the Cthulu mythos and how big of villain sues they are. "We're crazy and dumb for some reason blurb blurb!"
15:25 "It wasn't water that was dropping from the ceiling, but it was POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE!!!" Me: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOO ANYTING BUDDAT!!!!!!!*
Whenever people have creepypastas with things like "Mario screamed in fear" I just imagine the goofy scream he does when he's getting Star KO'd in smash. Y'know the whole "Wa-ha-whahahahaha!"
I have to pause 2 minutes in, because you just broke all of my funny bones. "Apparently Sarah believes it's fun to lie." I seriously laughed at this for over a minute. This is amazing.
This story, Mario Bros 3 “Transfer”, and Super Fun Pokemon Tips are my favorite BSCS videos that YuriofWind has ever done. They have the perfect mix of bad writing, poor grammar, and snarky commentary.
Gotta work on a tedious video editing chore, sure wish there was something new I could listen to while I Hey Yuriofwind has a new video up, I'm saved. Thank you.
I actually had a game called "Mario Kart Black" on a hacked Wii someone gave me a long time ago with tons of ISOs loaded on it. It was filled with edgy memes and Coca-Cola themed levels.
Either the game magically reappears in that GameStop or all of those people are assholes for not destroying the game to prevent more people from losing friends & family. OR it's a plot hole because this is Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime where everything is shit. XD Anyways, there actually is a MKW Hack called Mario Kart Black but since it's so different from the one in this story, it makes sense not using footage of it. lol
I think we all missed the part where Sarah says that Jacob died 4 YEARS AGO. Which makes her 17 at the time of writing the story, and 13 when Mario first showed up and said hello to suicude and murder. How does a 17-year-old get hired as a nurse and save up enough money to buy a house in such a short amount of time? Well, some creep with enough money married a 17-year-old by triggering some kind of trauma fetish, and bought a house with her. So imagine what that relationship is going to turn into.
Most believable part of this story is that GameStop is so bad and the employees so inept, that they would sell a clearly pirated/bootlegged Mario game.
honestly you're so fucking hilarious. you're probably my favorite creator on youtube, and I'm subscribed to like 30 people always so fucking hype for your vids
" 'You're right Sarah, we shouldn't have bought this game...' ...that we didn't buy because we stole it." They didn't even steal the game itself. They just stole the case (because GameStop employees aren't stupid enough to leave the disc in its case) and the game somehow ended up in their possession when they got home.
Moral to story: Don't steal games from the elderly or else you will have your rectum stretched beyond proportions from a supernatural force OR don't receive any games from the elderly EVER. 14:08 Lol naming that Marshtomp Makoto was genius because... he gets all the wet girls to the yard.
As long as it means that this is the end of the story, and it DOESN'T lead to a sequel or prequel, then I'm fine with that, as long as we all stay safe in Louisiana(even though I'm not in Louisiana), we should be ok.
@@Shadethewolfy As much as I would've loved to hear Andrew reading another crap story based on this bs, it sounds like he's losing his s**t and/or his sanity with each story, so a sequel/prequel to this would only hurt all of us, instead of helping us. I know the lockdown has made us all feel a bit crazy for not being able to go out and go to places, and it's affected us in certain places and parts more than others, but everybody needs a break; and everybody needs to work together, so that we can all enjoy things again, or keep enjoying them; together. As corny as that sounds; it's true. Also, thanks, dude.
@@Shadethewolfy Also, as I was writing my message earlier, Andrew actually uploaded a new BSCPT episode, which is insanely good timing. It was supposed to be part of the Halloween Special, until his AC in the background ruined that, according to Andrew himself, as he explains in the first; like 2 minutes of that video, about the Fallout Effect, which sounds like a lame name for a story, or a failed crossover between Fallout and Mass Effect.
The worst thing about this story was clearly the character Jacob. Him with his obsessive desire to play M rated games, and his blind stupidity, and just this part"You were right Sarah! We shouldn't had played this game!" Goes ahead and continues playing when there was a no option in front of his face. He is not mature or intelligent in the slightest! People like that need to stay the hell away from M rated games.
Seeing this after 7 years of being posted makes me laugh at how shitty this creepypasta is, and the fact that this got memed on by Roobitz in the form of a lazy-ass texture pack makes it all the more really bullshit creepypasta. And the demon possessing the game being officially known as "Ron J." is just about the stupidest name for a demonic Mario-like entity
How all creepypastas should go. "I saw a weird looking game that may or may not have been given to me by a sketchy person. I walked away like a sane, intelligent person. THE END"
"Mario Kart Black" was more boring (and stupid) than I remembered it being. I actually had to take a break. I hadn't done that since rewatching the "Sonic.exe/Round 2" episode a few days ago. How the hell was Mario able to escape the game and kill people in real life!? 🤦
I know it would take you forever but a list of all the games you've shown in these videos would be freaking amazing. There are so many games that I don't recognize, and I'd love to try them!
+Skormie I think the .Hack// games shown are on the PS2... I've only played the .Hack//G.U. (Not shown in video) for PS2, so I wouldn't know for sure. As for Rune Factory, according to other people in the comment section it was.
I've been watching you for years and have never been disappointed by your vids. Just wanted to say thanks for providing awesome content for your viewers!
I assume if a creepypasta game existed in real life it would just have a message come up that says "wow, you actually started playing this game. you must be an idiot." Oh gourd, a game coming "to the world by itself", I never realized, Sburb is a creepypasta game. That story ending was beautiful.
Man, nintendo has NEVER EVER made any games that were supposed to be scary OR put things into games to unsettle or scare someone. THIS IS TOTALLY THE SPOOKIST
i like the 2 of the plotholes in this story are: 1. the shopkeep knew about the dying thing and kept the game AND let people take it so they too could die. 2. and yet the evil Mario monster is just always around? what about before? i like hilariously bad stuff like this.
A better question, who doesn't love Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime? The answer is: no one! Everybody loves this segment, just as much as Yuriofwind loves everyone's support. I wish i had some money to donate as a patreon, you know? It sucks not being able to help an awesome dude like Yuri out. I also wish somebody would help me too, but helping out other people comes before helping yourself.
Sorry the game killed your brother, I can give you 2 dollars in store credit.
accurate
That's a pretty good deal since they got the game for free.
Sorry Red Hot Chilli Pepper killed your brother. Here's a winning lottery ticket.
+Steven Armstrong OH MY GAWD!!!!!
They don't give you money at all. That give you points.
I love how people apparently kept bringing the game back to the same Gamestop after it had killed their friends and family.
Indeed, and it’s even better because GameStop continues to sell said game, yet that cashier and the people that shop there fully acknowledge its tendency to kill people, and they don’t do anything to get rid of it.
Not even sell it, they just give it away!
This is what happens when Tom gets a job at Tablestop
At this point Gamestop's gonna become haunted.
“Excuse me, this game killed the people I love, can I trade it in for some store credit?”
"You don't need to cry. Everyone's watching us. Please, calm yourself down." Says the 17 year old girl who just watched her brother get murdered less than 15 minutes ago. lol
"My husband reminds me of my brother..." Um... okay... You might want to speak to a therapist
Author knows how to make things squicky.
"Who likes to do enjoyable things with me."-Author 2016
it is alabama
Jetto I read that in Yuriofwind's voice
Idk I think those types of girls are fun ngl
"Say hello to murder and suicide!"
I'd like to think Mario here named his fists that because why not?
Makes sense to me dude.
"My husband reminds me of my brother..."
BAD THOUGHT, BAD THOUGHT, STRANGER DANGER!!!
You mean incest?
The Epic Dog Gamer
That's what the author of the story suggested.
I am someone you don't know what is this, fe sacred kidney stones?
"Say hello to suicide and murder!"
...so which one? You can't have both.
well technically if one comes after the other it can.
You wanna bet?
Z-V-X-man McVongami
Well, yeah, but in that case, Mario was wrong. There was no suicide.
Koolaider
Yes. Murder kind of means that the murdered person cannot kill themselves, and vice versa.
Drown someone and drown yourself at the same time
The part where Mario ran over Luigi's head for no reason while crying and then you added "Somebody had to do it" and then noted that Mario can't drive for shit may have been the most funny bit in all these videos so far, especially when you have that scene playing in your head.
Are you a visual thinker too?! O_O So am I! It makes listening to stories and reading books SO much more fun! Especially, when you add your own voices for each character. 😄
+Shadow Lord (Shadow) everyone does that you're not special
+Jo Uh...no. You're wrong! You're either a visual thinker, verbal thinker, a pattern thinker, or an auditory thinker. Haven't you ever heard of Temple Grandin??? Get educated, kid!
Shadow Lord that refers to which helps you learn more, but the reason adjectives exist is because they help visualize what's happening.
but mario does drive... only it ends in crashing into the spaghetti store with -9001 coins
This is the most elaborate poorly written excuse to say "I'm not a fan of Nintendo anymore." ever.
All it takes is for mario, to kill your brother and try and. hunt you down.
What's your favourite black screen?
The Wii icon
The Wii channel
The Screen after the title
The screen before picking your character
The track selection.
"Mario Kart Black aka they'll never call him that in the dub"
Someone's been watching DragonBall Super
"So you are Black huh, you must be the bad guy"
God bless the Japanese.
+Molten Circus in one of the translations to Super that I saw.
And Yu-Gi-Oh!, Kid Icarus, and so many more.
Lol I love dbs, Mario kart black is a hack so the person who made this pasta is dumb
Probably legit. In Japanese, "kuro" and "shiro" (black and white) are slang terms for "guilty" and "innocent". It's not really straightforwardly translatable into English, although the Danganronpa English trailers tried to do it with "blackened".
So Mario hates Louisiana because apparently Louisiana's swamps are poisonous for edgy creepypasta characters?
Haru
Haru
Haru
*see brother die*
*casually walks into game stop*
BEST STORY EVER
Well what are you going to do?
If you go in there in an uproar Mario would notice the commotion and then everyone in the store would be turned to dust.
"Racing in HELL"
Joel? Are you making Mario Kart Bootlegs?
FLEENSTONES?
NO YOU MUST NOT RIP DIMENSIONS
The proper term is "Mario Kart African American"
African Italian*
The creature from the American American lagoon
Fuck I was gonna make that joke
Mario Kart Basketball American Edition.
thats the funniest shitpost ive seen all week hahahaha
"You can cut the edginess with a spoon"
I've watched this video so many times, and that part always gets me.
"Some hardcore language; like moshpit"
I died.
Wow, a girl is the idiotic protagonist this time. Author is really turning some tables in the creepy pasta realm now.
I'm pretty sure the protagonist of Pokémon Dead Channel is also a girl but Yuri didn't know/wasn't paying attention. What with the female best friend and Pikachu at the end writing about how "she" left him.
Ninja Pirate Rabbit Wasn't the Sally.exe one a girl too? And the Animal Crossing One?
This pasta went into areas of dumbassery that I thought a serious pasta never could.
Areas of Dumbassery that only Sonic.exe has been able to reach...
+Alexander Vandenburg Idk about you, but the sequel was WAY worse.
+gamerz1
We don't talk about the sequel... It's super spooky... And cliché...
Alexander Vandenburg Lol yeah...the whole other dimensions thing scared me so much, I forgot to react.
+gamerz1
Well it scared me so much that I stopped being scared.
I was seriously more invested in the gameplay than the story. I zoned out for a minute and realized I had no idea what was happening.
Can you really call this a story?
I feel sorry for them.
They played the game with Wii remotes and not GameCube or Classic controllers.
Mini Put Wii remote + Nunchuck = best controller option
So... they got a game for free, but didn't use the extra money their parents gave them to buy another game?
??? yep, guess they got ice cream or something
So actually... that "garbage" at the end _is_ the ending. There's a handful of creepypasta that do this, like Instant Death Disease, the idea is to imply that the author got shivved as they were writing it, just as they thought they were safe. Y'know, like when you type Candlejack's name and then stop mid-com
No, in the pasta, there was a period at the end of the sentence. She literally just stopped speaking right there.
So we can assume that Louisiana really does have some anti-Mario forcefield around it or something
"The store had hundreds of games to choose from!"
Well no fucking shit, it's a game store
"'I lived in a happy town in New Jersey', that's a lie, there's no such thing."
XD
"A blank disc with "Mario Kart Black" written on it!" - So.. Not a blank, blank disc.
Yuri: "Mario Kart Black, AKA There's no way they'll call him that in the Dub"
Meanwhile, in the Dub: "Don't shoot! This man is NOT Black!"
Having never played a Mario Kart game after DS, I find it amusing that the author thinks it necessary to clarify what rated M means but not what the Wild Wings kart is.
I wanna make a creepypasta.
My name is Pea Nesster, and I wanted to play mario and sonic 2008.
I once went to Petsmart in the Clothing section for a copy of Mario and sonic at the olympic games 2008. I bought it and the cashier said nervously, "Umm, that game is a, really really good game. Yeah..." I brung it home. I put it in my wii. It was not mario and sonic, it was malleo and sanic.exe at the satanic 666 illuminati games. I was scared, so then I clicked play, and it said entering hell, then, It played limp bizkits rollin and Justin biebers baby after eachother. I tried to turn off the wii, It only made it louder. I tried to eject, It came out, but still played. I smashed the wii, it still was playing, I tried to turn of the tv, doesn't turn off. I tried to unplug the tv. It was still on. I tried to smash the tv. The tv was indestructible. Then, a man in a red hat said, "Gotta keep rollin baby." I was about to run too my friends house. Then the world exploded.
Sponsored by Shrek.
Penister
Art.
sure is.
BEST CREEPYPASTA EVER 10/10!!!
I keep wondering how these gamestop cashiers KNOW of what the game does. If they play tested it,they should be dead. If someone else told them,they should have been dead etc
Isn't it obvious? Gamestop cashiers are gods who stopped caring about things
Obviously it's the employees who curse the games.
Gamestop's employees are all spooky demons!!!!!!!
+Tryo The Pyro (Cooper) So if I join them, I will become a god?
Gamestop employees are exempt from curses, on the condition that they act freaked out about whatever retarded thing is going to happen and give it away for free.
or watched someone die, which would result in them being in alabama
Maybe, it's not that Mario doesn't want to go to Louisiana, but that New Jersey is the containment dome. Thus, uh...just continue avoiding New Jersey, I guess.
It just occured to me. Everyone in Creepypasta Land is an idiot. You have a haunted game where Mario comes and kills everyone, yet it isn't on the news, nor did someone come up with the idea to destroy the game, or at the very least NOT play it.
It JUST occured to you!?
ThatGrayCat Okay it was pretty obvious.
It's the same thing with sonic.exe :-)
Or turn off their game console/tv when something bad starts happening.
That's exactly what I wear just thinking. Mario murders your brother? Call 911 dammit
7:07
-Didn't you saw the cashier's face?
-No I left the saw at home.
Well, how do we saw the cashiers face now!?
Yuri: ("Eerie" Voice) But there was only one track
Me: Rainbow Road!!!
Yuri: (Same voice as before) SUICIDE!!!
Me: Shit
Same thing, really.
"I read stories than go see a therapist although the two arn't necessarily related"
I don't know with these kinds of stories I would think they're one hundred percent related.
Yeah I heard that he has to take anti depressants because of these, although that could be false.
"Hey, I want to get this game that's rated mature and is scary looking!"
*Blood splatters on the screen*
"Oh no that scared me! :( "
For real. I hate how they’re like “why is this happening” when nothing actually happened. It’s just like blood whistle.
"You could cut the edginess with a spoon."
Well done Yuri. Just well done.
You could cut the edginess with a broken wooden spoon that was taped back together with duct tape.
I like to imagine every time the author says "bloods" they're actually talking about a street gang from a 70s musical. So when Mario has bloods he has like a gang backing him up snapping their fingers.
I live in Louisiana, I guess I'm safe from Mario.
The stupidity of the cashier and the customers reminds me of the Cthulu mythos and how big of villain sues they are. "We're crazy and dumb for some reason blurb blurb!"
18:37 I think the scariest part of this story is that they became a sign.
Holy shit, they used the Fusion Dance and became a sign!? Was it permanent?
@@shawnfields2757 No, it's only permanent if you use the potara earrings.
"There, I was arrested immediately for hopping on a train,"
all these years later and that comment STILL makes me laugh so hard. Thanks papa Yuri
"He was a blur like Sonic, but with more successful games." Probably my favorite line.
What about the line where he says, 'oh my god they created a person!'
15:25 "It wasn't water that was dropping from the ceiling, but it was POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE!!!"
Me: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOO ANYTING BUDDAT!!!!!!!*
Whenever people have creepypastas with things like "Mario screamed in fear" I just imagine the goofy scream he does when he's getting Star KO'd in smash. Y'know the whole "Wa-ha-whahahahaha!"
Yuri: This could be a trap! And not the good kind!
Me: *spits out tea*
Gee, thanks for the tea, even though I didn't ask for any. Much appreciated, dude. Next time, I'll knock instead of just letting myself in.
"They won't call him that in the dub."
Nice.
I have to pause 2 minutes in, because you just broke all of my funny bones.
"Apparently Sarah believes it's fun to lie." I seriously laughed at this for over a minute. This is amazing.
"Which is a lie because Wii Sports came along with it."
I love you.
This story, Mario Bros 3 “Transfer”, and Super Fun Pokemon Tips are my favorite BSCS videos that YuriofWind has ever done. They have the perfect mix of bad writing, poor grammar, and snarky commentary.
I'll never get over the fact that the author is desperately trying to make her brother sound like Keanu Reeves.
THEN... WE A SIGN.
THEY BECAME A SIGN, MY GOD!
I died at that part.
Gotta work on a tedious video editing chore, sure wish there was something new I could listen to while I Hey Yuriofwind has a new video up, I'm saved. Thank you.
cj watches yuri? awesome!
wow look kids its a good underrated youtuber
Glad you enjoy it :'D
I actually had a game called "Mario Kart Black" on a hacked Wii someone gave me a long time ago with tons of ISOs loaded on it. It was filled with edgy memes and Coca-Cola themed levels.
Unlike actual spooky stories, these are great to listen to before/while you go to sleep
"A.K.A there's no way they'll call it that in the dub" I'm sensing a DBS reference here
Mario: Oh-A-F***, Not Louisiana!
Listen I know it's been two years but I laughed hard enough to startle my cat off my lap, thanks for that.
"Move to Louisiana, and you'll be safe."
Every hurricane ever would like to disagree with you.
Well, at least Hurricane Mario will not send you to suicide and murder!
Either the game magically reappears in that GameStop or all of those people are assholes for not destroying the game to prevent more people from losing friends & family. OR it's a plot hole because this is Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime where everything is shit. XD
Anyways, there actually is a MKW Hack called Mario Kart Black but since it's so different from the one in this story, it makes sense not using footage of it. lol
The phrase "Head up to his bedroom" followed by "We inserted" should not be in a story about a brother and sister.
I don't need to know where that went.
I love how when the story trails off from the actual game the story is based on you switch the background footage to a random different game.
"AKA "that's not what they'll call him in the dub"*
Dragon Ball Super reference? Huh. Wasn't expecting that.
Hold up
It's rated
S...so someone had to play it, probably die, then the esrb was like "hmmm...ship it"
The ERSB in a nutshell
Either that or the demon game rated itself
I think we all missed the part where Sarah says that Jacob died 4 YEARS AGO. Which makes her 17 at the time of writing the story, and 13 when Mario first showed up and said hello to suicude and murder.
How does a 17-year-old get hired as a nurse and save up enough money to buy a house in such a short amount of time? Well, some creep with enough money married a 17-year-old by triggering some kind of trauma fetish, and bought a house with her. So imagine what that relationship is going to turn into.
not even at the "creepy" part of this yet and it's already so painful. your voice is the only thing to make it bearable.
Most believable part of this story is that GameStop is so bad and the employees so inept, that they would sell a clearly pirated/bootlegged Mario game.
This is completely implausible! Everyone knows Mario only has one blood!
“As a 17 year old, I’m not allowed to play games rated 17+.” -Author.
What's the song at the start of the endslate called?
@@kylethefraggle30 "Light The Fire Up In The Night"; the battle theme for Persona Q, a 3ds game.
Been a long time since I've watched these. A good bit of fun. Keep it up man.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Mario kart black is also a mod for mk Wii right?
Yep, that's correct.
***** cool I know what I'm doing later.
Angelic Beast Burning a disc of this and selling it at GameStop, I'm guessing.
Lol I had it on my wii and the cover art alone
Scared me it was a clown
And I never knew Yuri was a Kamen Rider fan.
Her brother's name is jacob and he got a black wii for his birthday? is this story about me?
Is your life rife with bad spelling and grammar?
+Zerpderp0 "what about eyebrows? "
Are you dead and alive in jersey I think I'm confused about the story okay
+Adresadini we know, we are making fun of it
idk, are you dead?
honestly you're so fucking hilarious.
you're probably my favorite creator on youtube, and I'm subscribed to like 30 people
always so fucking hype for your vids
I'll stop this dick measuring contest right now, I'm subscribed to 250 CHANNELS, AND WATCH EVERY VIDEO THEY UPLOAD!!!!
Congratulations, you have no life. Here have a cookie.
A Bunch of Letters I'm subbed to 379 channels and I watch all of their videos. I have no life and only a few friends. I'm only 14
" 'You're right Sarah, we shouldn't have bought this game...' ...that we didn't buy because we stole it."
They didn't even steal the game itself. They just stole the case (because GameStop employees aren't stupid enough to leave the disc in its case) and the game somehow ended up in their possession when they got home.
Louisiana? More like Luigiana.
Moral to story: Don't steal games from the elderly or else you will have your rectum stretched beyond proportions from a supernatural force OR don't receive any games from the elderly EVER.
14:08 Lol naming that Marshtomp Makoto was genius because... he gets all the wet girls to the yard.
I think the garbage at the end is supposed to imply that the guy the girl married was Mario in disguise and he killed her.
As long as it means that this is the end of the story, and it DOESN'T lead to a sequel or prequel, then I'm fine with that, as long as we all stay safe in Louisiana(even though I'm not in Louisiana), we should be ok.
@@shawnfields2369 agreed
@@Shadethewolfy As much as I would've loved to hear Andrew reading another crap story based on this bs, it sounds like he's losing his s**t and/or his sanity with each story, so a sequel/prequel to this would only hurt all of us, instead of helping us. I know the lockdown has made us all feel a bit crazy for not being able to go out and go to places, and it's affected us in certain places and parts more than others, but everybody needs a break; and everybody needs to work together, so that we can all enjoy things again, or keep enjoying them; together. As corny as that sounds; it's true. Also, thanks, dude.
@@shawnfields2369 you're very welcome
@@Shadethewolfy Also, as I was writing my message earlier, Andrew actually uploaded a new BSCPT episode, which is insanely good timing. It was supposed to be part of the Halloween Special, until his AC in the background ruined that, according to Andrew himself, as he explains in the first; like 2 minutes of that video, about the Fallout Effect, which sounds like a lame name for a story, or a failed crossover between Fallout and Mass Effect.
5:09 Excellent use of timing, Yuri! That caught me off guard, and I couldn't stop laughing
The scariest thing by far in this creepypasta was the husband/brother thing. I still get the creeps just thinking about it
Damn Yuri back at it again with the 10-at-night uploads.
You never change, do you?
it was released at 8 here
At 11pm here
Stop! Nobody cares about your timezone!
SANICBOOM I would kms but I haven't gotten around to it
Holy cringe
The worst thing about this story was clearly the character Jacob. Him with his obsessive desire to play M rated games, and his blind stupidity, and just this part"You were right Sarah! We shouldn't had played this game!" Goes ahead and continues playing when there was a no option in front of his face. He is not mature or intelligent in the slightest! People like that need to stay the hell away from M rated games.
lbp rated m edition! m for most likely hunted :D
More like people like that don't even exist and the author didn't even put a hint of realism into this.
I have never heard any story so unintentionally sarcastic in my life.
I clicked on this video expecting this guy to be a complete edge lord (because of his profile pic) but this guy is actually pretty cool
How did Gamestop have Conduit 2 if this story started in 2009?
The power of Shitty Creepypasta Plot
+ImmaLittlePip cause game stop is a holy place everybody knows that lol
this is a store that keeps selling an evil game that kills family members and is still so good that those affected by it keep coming back
Oh shit did my comment get marked as spam
ShayminPunk It's called BULLSHIT which means it's stupid and funny
They could've, you know, unplugged the power to the Wii.
No, that’s the cowards way out.
I can't watch these videos anymore.
The level of brain cells lost cannot make up for how entertaining these videos are.
Seeing this after 7 years of being posted makes me laugh at how shitty this creepypasta is, and the fact that this got memed on by Roobitz in the form of a lazy-ass texture pack makes it all the more really bullshit creepypasta. And the demon possessing the game being officially known as "Ron J." is just about the stupidest name for a demonic Mario-like entity
How all creepypastas should go. "I saw a weird looking game that may or may not have been given to me by a sketchy person. I walked away like a sane, intelligent person. THE END"
Without the game!!!
That's it, huh? We're some kinda Suicide and Murder Squad?
Yeah.
"Mario Kart Black" was more boring (and stupid) than I remembered it being. I actually had to take a break. I hadn't done that since rewatching the "Sonic.exe/Round 2" episode a few days ago. How the hell was Mario able to escape the game and kill people in real life!? 🤦
I needed the burning will to fight to make it through this story. Thanks Yuriofwind.
I know it would take you forever but a list of all the games you've shown in these videos would be freaking amazing. There are so many games that I don't recognize, and I'd love to try them!
Some of the games shown in this picture are from the .hack// series...
I don't know why I said "picture"... Maybe I'm on drugs...
I meant video.
Yee... Were they the ps2 dot hack games?
Was that Rune Factory at 10:00?
Also noticed some Nier gameplay
+Skormie
I think the .Hack// games shown are on the PS2... I've only played the .Hack//G.U. (Not shown in video) for PS2, so I wouldn't know for sure.
As for Rune Factory, according to other people in the comment section it was.
I've been watching you for years and have never been disappointed by your vids.
Just wanted to say thanks for providing awesome content for your viewers!
I assume if a creepypasta game existed in real life it would just have a message come up that says "wow, you actually started playing this game. you must be an idiot."
Oh gourd, a game coming "to the world by itself", I never realized, Sburb is a creepypasta game.
That story ending was beautiful.
Man, nintendo has NEVER EVER made any games that were supposed to be scary OR put things into games to unsettle or scare someone. THIS IS TOTALLY THE SPOOKIST
Metroid Fusion would disagree
I actually do keep my earplugs with me at most times, but if a game was being too loud, I would just turn its volume down.
My favorite part of the story is when the author had a stroke.
i like the 2 of the plotholes in this story are:
1. the shopkeep knew about the dying thing and kept the game AND let people take it so they too could die.
2. and yet the evil Mario monster is just always around? what about before?
i like hilariously bad stuff like this.
he has that inflection in his voice that he can just make anything funny lol, love Bulshit Creepypasta Storytime!
A better question, who doesn't love Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime? The answer is: no one! Everybody loves this segment, just as much as Yuriofwind loves everyone's support. I wish i had some money to donate as a patreon, you know? It sucks not being able to help an awesome dude like Yuri out. I also wish somebody would help me too, but helping out other people comes before helping yourself.
I love these so much, man! Why do you have to make me wait so much for them?! Don't you feel any remorse?!
Seriously now, awesome videos, man.
"There's no way they'll call him that in the dub"
Dragonball Super would like a word with you.
Because they did call him that after all?