"It was a spring morning..." 1:35 "I decided I was tired and went to bed." 1:45 "I woke up the next morning..." 2:08 What the hell is wrong with this guy?
Really happy you guys are enjoying the new video ^_^. Wasn't really sure how it would go because I was gone for a decent chunk of time, but yay! ^-^. Next video will be around the weekend, next we go Gundam :3. From there I have three plans, and I'm also going to be recording some more LP stuff for the other channel! So, update! :D. Happy Tuesday :3. Anyone see the new episode of Kamen Rider Gaim? As a side note? Hype shit right there. :3.
THE WEEKEND?! holy shat yuri i love u Real talk: Yuri, what video editor do you use? I've been trying to find a new one for my videos but I...haven't had much luck yet :( aka it sucks. Since I like your editing style so much, maybe you can help me...? :D
Posted this video on the 16th, story was taken down for “not matching the quality standers” on the 17th. I’m sure that there is no relation between these two events.
Nope. That was a coincidence. I'm sure of it. I mean everybody knows they check for quality, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and I totally didn't find another crap story right after finding the Mario one. That'll be the next one of these next month :3. Little early for that info but, eh.
"In normal Circumstances, This would'nt have been viewed as a storm of the century but this story was shot n filmed in California where rain is a abnormality." This is sadly true. :(
MrRandomguy521 actually, stories like Sonic.exe finally got taken down despite it's popularity. So the Admins are probably in love with Jeff the Killer
MrRandomguy521 Something I keep forgetting is that they're the same people who think Mental Disorders, Theories, and Slenderman are "good". So yeah, I agree with that
I find it awesome how open and carefree you are with telling people about the anti-depressants. Well not care free obviously, but you know what I mean. I don't think you should be depressed, I think you're an amazing person and I barely even know you. Unless it's a deep dark secret thing. In that case, ignore us. Anyway, we're glad you're back. Hope you feel better soon!
I'm, like, 99% sure Nintendo cartridges would probably work after being submerged as long as they are dried out properly. Those things can survive anything. The system, though...
Good luck whoever's with her now. Because the author is a complete idiot. And Ted(asked Ted); I don't really care that much about him; honestly. But I will say that the girlfriend definitely deserved better than the stupid author.
Welp, it's that time again to update on my Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime title. The Legend of the Super Fun Man and His Dead Transferred Mario 6664.EXE: One Wounded Succabus Left .....I had a hard time putting the word "Transfer" in the title.
Best part of this story is easily when he claims that his English teacher called him special and then makes a spelling error literally in the next sentence
+Violent Sparkle Also, that "terrible pin connection on my non-top loader NES" is probably because the front loader bends the pins when trying to insert the game due to the way it's set up. It was not good.
I went into my local flea market one day to see if any cheap games were there. I searched for a game I remembered from my childhood, but was shocked to see NES World Champions (or whatever it's called) for only $5! I had never played it, but I had heard it was very rare, and seen it on eBay for $1,000, so I couldn't pass up such a rare offer. I took the game cartridge (that was inside a plastic case, which was unopenable to everyone who wasn't an employee for safety) to the counter. There were to cashiers; one was a blonde girl who shivered when she saw the game, and a pale man with black hair who reacted normally. "Oh, that game again? The game has been bought and returned over and over, so don't be surprised if there's data on the cartridge." The man said. Then the girl also replied. "A-are you sure you want that game? We have other games..." I just replied with yes. I took it home and turned it on after putting it in my NES. Then, I saw a sprite of Mario, a Sonic.exe, and a Pikachu. They all had hyper-realistic blood all over them! My little brother started crying, and my sister was shocked. I quickly turned my NES off and returned the game. Then I watched some old Spongebob with my little brother and nothing weird ever happened again.
"Ted was my old college buddy who didn't currently have a job, because he was only interested in computer hacking/modding and was recently laid off" - Yeah the author didn't totally just expose Ted's personal life.
Uncoincidental, and it'll make me look like a desperate attention seeker, but it was pretty cool that the return of Bullshit CreepyPasta Storytime came on my birthday :3
My hyperrealistic day I woke up on my hyperrealistic bed with a hyperrealistic yawn and went to eat my hyperrealistic Cheerios and watch hyperrealistic my little pony and played hyperrealistic yuriofwind videos on my hyperrealistic ipod while on my hyperrealistic bed in my hyperrealistic room with a hyperrealistic sonic doll
So why did he write about being possessed by a demon im assuming when at the end he was clearly aware he was possessed. The the demon just make him write the story for shiggles. Or did he write this all as it was happening. Does he just spend his day with a pen and notepad. I sure do love bullshit creepypasta story time
Yuriofwind You are a true fool. These stories are not fake. They are real!!! I saw it with my own eyes! My friends used to make fun of me because i didn't own a wii, so I went to gamestop to buy one. Then as i purchased the wii I saw that it was actually not a wii; but that it was a toaster! SP-ooo-000-ooo-000-Ky!
You idiots are taking this wrong. this is a serious issue spreading across the americas. the toasters man, they were there. i saw it with my OWN EYES, toasters were in every photo taken at -9/11 -JFK death -George zimmermans trial -Adam sandlers pants. Don't you see, this is no laughing matter. we must band together and find these scum
I just realized that "Super Mario Bros. 3 - Transfer" was another one of *those* pastas where the protagonist told their boring life story before playing the spoopy game! Thankfully, that part was relatively short. 😒➡️😅
Do you think people are trying to make bad creepypastas now? Just so they can get a laugh from you reading them? Because I can't even imagine anyone over the age of 10 writing this terribly
You underestimate people. Besides, when it comes to purposely writing bad, it's hard to pull it off without giving tells that you're doing it on purpose.
Colin MacDonald Wat r u mean? Me am so grate at riting storys 4 CrepyPastah. I have sotry wit fly ing ches nd a may not smil. See? I have told u soo abut da Crepy BLOOD.
If it wasn't for Yuri reading this story, I would've just closed the RUclips tab and just play some Super Nintendo roms on my laptop. Thanks for coming back, Yuri; and I'm glad to hear you're recovered! ^_^
I missed yooooou! Fuck. Congrats on getting on some medication. Also, what the fuck did that guy expect when he asks his super-awesome-hacker-buddy to "fix my waterlogged games plz u owe me"? Like, yeah. Of COURSE you're going to... uh..... ... what bad thing actually happened to the guy other than his friend dying and giving him a pentacle tattoo like wut?
Im really glad you're back, because whenever I have a shitty day it makes me really happy to watch one of your videos. I hope you keep doing what you're doing for a long time
Ahhh its so nice to have you back after such a long time, I'm glad you're feeling better!! I've been rewatching all the creepy pasta videos for so long, I was SO excited to see a new one :3
+Calhaora Maybe it's a high person righting this. One day........TED or whatever played SMB3. He was high and he beat it. And passed out for 2 weeks. Then he died. The end
Well, that had me laughing pretty much continuously the entire time! Pretty cheesy stuff, I often wonder do these writers think they're actually good or do they just not care at all?
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
"They played perfectly, except for the occasional bluescreen".
That damn ghost installed windows on the NES!
XD
"It was a spring morning..." 1:35
"I decided I was tired and went to bed." 1:45
"I woke up the next morning..." 2:08
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
Shang3D it was morning and he went to sleep for the whole day because he was a little tired and woke up the next morning what?
shaneyboy He woke up one spring mourning, felt tired and went to bed until the next morning.
And I thought MY sleep cycle was bad.
Sounds like my old roommate
Hi guys! :D. I'm finally feeling better, with my lump and depression thing, so new video! :D. Storytime! :D. Reading!!!!1 :DD Hi! :D.
So what you're saying is you're not dying
That's GREAT
ryan hadaway I agree.
Also i missed Yuri.
Tom needs to write another story
HE LIVES! YES!
*Sniff* I'm so happy.....
Glad you are feeling better man! :D
The funny thing is, I live in California and, when we got some rain for a weekend, they actually called it the storm of the decade.
Yyyyyyyeah.
Oh man, this story hits home, I mean, earlier today I looked outside, and there was dirt everywhere too! It was all over my backyard. Too scary.
2 spooky 4 me
**little girl scream**
SPUKY SCARY SKELETUNZ AND SHIVERZ DOWN UR SPINE.
Really happy you guys are enjoying the new video ^_^. Wasn't really sure how it would go because I was gone for a decent chunk of time, but yay! ^-^. Next video will be around the weekend, next we go Gundam :3. From there I have three plans, and I'm also going to be recording some more LP stuff for the other channel! So, update! :D. Happy Tuesday :3.
Anyone see the new episode of Kamen Rider Gaim? As a side note? Hype shit right there. :3.
Muffins
THE WEEKEND?! holy shat yuri i love u
Real talk: Yuri, what video editor do you use? I've been trying to find a new one for my videos but I...haven't had much luck yet :(
aka it sucks.
Since I like your editing style so much, maybe you can help me...? :D
I know you think people hate this segment but we don't, we love it
Sounds cool man keep up the good work.
glad your back
Posted this video on the 16th, story was taken down for “not matching the quality standers” on the 17th.
I’m sure that there is no relation between these two events.
Nope. That was a coincidence. I'm sure of it. I mean everybody knows they check for quality, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and I totally didn't find another crap story right after finding the Mario one. That'll be the next one of these next month :3. Little early for that info but, eh.
LevittownPaIsSpecial Hard work and determination.
+TheSapphirewave Lol. Probably
6:22 - "'It was 7 o clock.' Note that whether it's PM or AM is not specified which means the author is most likely dead."
XD
"In normal Circumstances, This would'nt have been viewed as a storm of the century but this story was shot n filmed in California where rain is a abnormality." This is sadly true. :(
Unbelievably so.
I feel that Yuri would make a good talk show host.
"My name is Yuriofwind, thanks for watching"
*half-second pause*
*points*
"Here's a commercial!"
"Why couldn't you be progressive and marry Ted?"
It's been like 3 days and I'm still laughing
I ship AuthorXTed hot Yaoi
+Trent Petersen He still didn't propose to him, I see. =P
+Extreme Kiwi XD
I ship KyleXTom.
Or TomXTed!
+Extreme Kiwi Ted X Bootman Bill
Scrub Twitchy x Tom is best
I love how the Creepypasta Wiki claimed that they're deleting bad stories... and yet absolutely refuse to delete Jeff the Killer.
It's probably because the story is so popular, yet so shit.
MrRandomguy521
actually, stories like Sonic.exe finally got taken down despite it's popularity. So the Admins are probably in love with Jeff the Killer
SpiritAgitate Well they have some pretty shit taste in horror.
Actually they did take it down, but put the pasta back up because of too many people complaind about it being gone.
MrRandomguy521
Something I keep forgetting is that they're the same people who think Mental Disorders, Theories, and Slenderman are "good". So yeah, I agree with that
"I looked outside and there was dirt everywhere." No shit.
"I looked outside and there was dirt everywhere."
I have a feeling that game isn't the only thing that's been in the basement for a while.
lol
Maaan, he got a Butt-Broken Abused Ted? As a Ted collector myself, I'm really jealous.
"I'm on brand-new anti-depressants, which, are lovely, though that could just be the anti-depressants talking"
Fucking marry me Yuri (No homo)
HA! GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
Alex Livings Shut the hell up, Nappa.
倉敷市レイ >Implying if any guy had even the absolute tiniest chance with Yuri they wouldn't hit that like a ton of bricks
Eh, yeah, and at the same time, it was another way to use an "any consonant + o + homo" structure
+φ First-order logic :P LOL
No hyper realistic blood? :(
I know I was just thinking that!
Who cares? There's no freaking TOM!
AH, how I missed Bullshit Creepypasta stories. Every single one of them brighten my day with how you read/commentate on them.
The irony of how elitest the author of the story tries to portray himself... I'm sure you have a job and fiancee... And that you have friends.
And he's obviously older then ten
That's not irony.
He doesn't have friends, he as A friend. Who's apparently working for a darker power. This guy has got his life figured out.
"But oh no, water!" *water level footage*
I find it awesome how open and carefree you are with telling people about the anti-depressants. Well not care free obviously, but you know what I mean. I don't think you should be depressed, I think you're an amazing person and I barely even know you. Unless it's a deep dark secret thing. In that case, ignore us. Anyway, we're glad you're back. Hope you feel better soon!
Obviously Ted went to the sonic.exe school of being a friend to author.
I'm, like, 99% sure Nintendo cartridges would probably work after being submerged as long as they are dried out properly. Those things can survive anything.
The system, though...
Rinry?
Eddie Blake Yeah, and personal experiences.
I love how he was the only affected by this "storm of the century" and his job and friend wasn't at all...... I CALL HACKS!
This story wasn't even trying to be scary.
No kidding, this is actually laughable!!
this guy undersells himself, he's fucking hilarious
Two weeks later, his girlfriend would leave him for someone who doesn't write stupid stories for a living... Yuri, you are the fucking best
Good luck whoever's with her now. Because the author is a complete idiot. And Ted(asked Ted); I don't really care that much about him; honestly. But I will say that the girlfriend definitely deserved better than the stupid author.
"Clearing up the creepypasta site of shitty stories"
So they're closing down the site for good?
LOL
Welp, it's that time again to update on my Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime title.
The Legend of the Super Fun Man and His Dead Transferred Mario 6664.EXE: One Wounded Succabus Left
.....I had a hard time putting the word "Transfer" in the title.
After the crack was kicked out of him, the author suffered withdrawal and the story became even worse.
I love how after only 2 stages, the author completely gave up on describing the game and skipped straight to the end.
"You're not gonna propose to Ted?
Fine :(" XD
+SuchAWilma64 Ikr?
Hot Yaoi shit right here!
you know what was scarier than that creepypasta? That Mario 3 playing.
I immediately think of what he says in the next creepy pasta video. "It's been awhile since I've had my Mario playing skills insulted. A lot."
Best part of this story is easily when he claims that his English teacher called him special and then makes a spelling error literally in the next sentence
That was Yuri being snarky.
You can not possibly understand how incredibly happy I was when I refreshed my subscriptions and saw this
Welp, it's already deleted. Good jorb, Yuri. XD
Wait, water doesn't effect NES games. I've drowned a couple of mine in water, all be it, do to an unexpected flood, and they came out just fine.
You could put the dam cartridge in a god dam tidal wave and they would work fine as long as they dried out
I checked my phone and it was 66% and the're was blood.
The End
11/10
You did good.
superzenno 934829?/-23
moar random rainboes plz
superzenno 9/11 Like COD with guns
superzenno BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
superzenno
But how realistic was it?
This terrible creepypasta was literally a rip-off of an AVGN episode.
+Violent Sparkle Also, that "terrible pin connection on my non-top loader NES" is probably because the front loader bends the pins when trying to insert the game due to the way it's set up. It was not good.
+Violent Sparkle was gonna say... lmao
Man I missed end slate. I mean you. But mostly end slate.
This was great. I don't think these have to be creepypastas anymore. I mean, any story you can provide commentary for I would love to listen to! lol
I went into my local flea market one day to see if any cheap games were there. I searched for a game I remembered from my childhood, but was shocked to see NES World Champions (or whatever it's called) for only $5! I had never played it, but I had heard it was very rare, and seen it on eBay for $1,000, so I couldn't pass up such a rare offer. I took the game cartridge (that was inside a plastic case, which was unopenable to everyone who wasn't an employee for safety) to the counter. There were to cashiers; one was a blonde girl who shivered when she saw the game, and a pale man with black hair who reacted normally.
"Oh, that game again? The game has been bought and returned over and over, so don't be surprised if there's data on the cartridge." The man said. Then the girl also replied. "A-are you sure you want that game? We have other games..." I just replied with yes.
I took it home and turned it on after putting it in my NES. Then, I saw a sprite of Mario, a Sonic.exe, and a Pikachu. They all had hyper-realistic blood all over them! My little brother started crying, and my sister was shocked. I quickly turned my NES off and returned the game.
Then I watched some old Spongebob with my little brother and nothing weird ever happened again.
Masterful.
GET IT PUBLISHED.
rudolphyoshi2 The one creepypasta where the author is smart FUCK YEAH!
"Ted was my old college buddy who didn't currently have a job, because he was only interested in computer hacking/modding and was recently laid off" - Yeah the author didn't totally just expose Ted's personal life.
3:13 I call bullsh*t... a Game Boy survived being bombed in Gulf War 1.
A *GAME BOY.*
Not even a GBC; but an original Game Boy?
Uncoincidental, and it'll make me look like a desperate attention seeker, but it was pretty cool that the return of Bullshit CreepyPasta Storytime came on my birthday :3
Today's my little bro's birthday! And the dude at olive gardens birthday! Happy birthday to you too!
wow, I'm shocked there was no mention of ANY blood. That's new XD
Damn son, did the protags 1337 Haxx0r friend make a deal with Satan or something for demonic 1337 haxx0r skillz?
My hyperrealistic day
I woke up on my hyperrealistic bed with a hyperrealistic yawn and went to eat my hyperrealistic Cheerios and watch hyperrealistic my little pony and played hyperrealistic yuriofwind videos on my hyperrealistic ipod while on my hyperrealistic bed in my hyperrealistic room with a hyperrealistic sonic doll
So why did he write about being possessed by a demon im assuming when at the end he was clearly aware he was possessed. The the demon just make him write the story for shiggles. Or did he write this all as it was happening. Does he just spend his day with a pen and notepad. I sure do love bullshit creepypasta story time
Author could have literally paid Ted for his time and then he wouldn't have gotten cursed...or maybe pick up another console for under $100
He said sure, but it wasn't in a normal tone. it was in a HYPER REALISTIC TONE!
Yuriofwind You are a true fool. These stories are not fake. They are real!!! I saw it with my own eyes! My friends used to make fun of me because i didn't own a wii, so I went to gamestop to buy one. Then as i purchased the wii I saw that it was actually not a wii; but that it was a toaster! SP-ooo-000-ooo-000-Ky!
Well, you know what they say: all toasters toast toast!
(And don't say you didn't see THAT coming)
lol
You idiots are taking this wrong. this is a serious issue spreading across the americas. the toasters man, they were there. i saw it with my OWN EYES, toasters were in every photo taken at
-9/11
-JFK death
-George zimmermans trial
-Adam sandlers pants.
Don't you see, this is no laughing matter. we must band together and find these scum
asher tareen i think you have seen to many toasters for your own good.
i know what I'm talking about fool.
Another bad thing about this story:
He just calls it a Nintendo. So he's going to find his business to play Super Mario Bros on? Seems legit.
Strap that cartridge right there on Reggie's forehead.
Now i cant think of anything else but Reggie making mario noises as someone jabs the controller cable into his eye.
Its a bird! Its a plane! Its a guy with great hair flying overhead in a jet-pack reading shitty Creppypastas aloud to random strangers!
It's great to see you back Yuri ;')
P.S. I missed that voice of yours :p
I just realized that "Super Mario Bros. 3 - Transfer" was another one of *those* pastas where the protagonist told their boring life story before playing the spoopy game! Thankfully, that part was relatively short. 😒➡️😅
Do you think people are trying to make bad creepypastas now? Just so they can get a laugh from you reading them? Because I can't even imagine anyone over the age of 10 writing this terribly
You underestimate people.
Besides, when it comes to purposely writing bad, it's hard to pull it off without giving tells that you're doing it on purpose.
I wouldn't be surprised since that's what happened with Star Fox 6664.
Colin MacDonald Wat r u mean? Me am so grate at riting storys 4 CrepyPastah.
I have sotry wit fly ing ches nd a may not smil.
See? I have told u soo abut da Crepy BLOOD.
Larry Pisan Trying too hard to be funny. 0 chuckles out of 10
Your deadpan delivery kills me every time. Within the first 20 seconds I was laughing so hard I had to pause the video. Great job!
This story is so forgettable that I literally forgot I had already watched this episode until the end.
If it wasn't for Yuri reading this story, I would've just closed the RUclips tab and just play some Super Nintendo roms on my laptop. Thanks for coming back, Yuri; and I'm glad to hear you're recovered! ^_^
Obviously, he fucked up and took his broken games to Ted the warlock instead of Ted the tech guy.....honest mistake.
I missed yooooou! Fuck. Congrats on getting on some medication.
Also, what the fuck did that guy expect when he asks his super-awesome-hacker-buddy to "fix my waterlogged games plz u owe me"? Like, yeah. Of COURSE you're going to... uh..... ... what bad thing actually happened to the guy other than his friend dying and giving him a pentacle tattoo like wut?
he got a cracked window. is that not enough?!
And a door on the floor. Oh the horror!
This is fucking pure gold. I love your confused remarks about the terrible writing.
"Of course that could just be the antidepressants talking".
I PISSED.
welcome back, yuri. glad that you're okay.
Your way of humour cracks me up with every joke! Keep doing what your doing because your one of the only youtubers who makes me laugh out loud!
Why does Ted sound like Kyle?
1:22 "to do better things other than play video games"
BURN THE HEATHEN!
I can't hear the SMB3 theme anymore without hearing Masturbatory Madness.
What!?
Im really glad you're back, because whenever I have a shitty day it makes me really happy to watch one of your videos. I hope you keep doing what you're doing for a long time
Yuri is life
what?
*edit*
Aaaa, you meant Yuriofwind. For a second, I thought you... doesn't matter.
Trexmaster12
wut
MarioSonic46
girl love
TehCaucasianAsian not really.
+MasterJunior93 Get the fuck out.
I love how much you harp on the authors of these. Especially this guy. It shows how much you truly love these Creepypastas.
"What the fuck are you on about???"
Died
Ahhh its so nice to have you back after such a long time, I'm glad you're feeling better!! I've been rewatching all the creepy pasta videos for so long, I was SO excited to see a new one :3
So he slept for an entire day? Dang I thought I slept a lot. This guy is a champ
It's that; or he's in a coma.
Actually the reason I like these is because you never censor all the blood in these magnificent stories, its what truly makes the stories amazing.
Can you talk about a game about ducks? But don't talk about Duck Hunt, we don't like that game.
Yeah like ultimate duck hunting on the wii
A Duck what are you?
Fly on brother. Fly on.
Stanburdman did an excellent review of some lovely duck simulator games. :)
You are super awesome.
Welcome back. I'm glad you're feeling better. Yay for story time with Uncle Yuri!
Kaizo Mario anyone? Infected? --> Zombies? OMG its the same Guy who write Pkmn Hollow 8D
I have to say, I love youre Video.
+Calhaora Maybe it's a high person righting this.
One day........TED or whatever played SMB3.
He was high and he beat it.
And passed out for 2 weeks.
Then he died.
The end
Well, that had me laughing pretty much continuously the entire time! Pretty cheesy stuff, I often wonder do these writers think they're actually good or do they just not care at all?
he needs to do shrek is love shrek is life
OHMYGODYESOHMYGODYES!
Actually, I love this segment because it's hilarious to hear you read and react to these stories.
The "Bullshit Creepy Pasta" videos are the best
Every time I hear a video game creepy pasta I have to sit down and ponder on what I'm doing with my life.
but... WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?!?
I bet the devil would have felt awfully embarrassed if he used warp pipes and missed the message in the level titles.
ted comes in ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
that would be the best twist ever! XD
Glad you're back Andrew, I mean Yuri.
Who doesn't like some yuri
Someone told me it wasn't Christmas, but I knew it was a lie. Glad you're not dead, Yuri.
the auther tries so hard to act like he is over the age of 20
Ahh I've missed you Yuri. ^^ Just wanna say your videos are amazing and I'm grateful for how much you enjoy making these for people.
It's like you hate power-ups (or are super hardcore)
They have eyes, it's creepy. They deserve the fate of the endless darkness of the bottomless pits.
I've been waiting forever for this. GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER, ANDREW
Your glorious voice is back!
Glad YuriofWind is back and feeling better :D keep making us happy with all ur great vids
who would play Jaws on the NES!? It was made by a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts
avgn
Glad to see you're slowly returning Yuri! Wbwb. No one could tell a creepy pasta like you man, hope all is well!
welcome back!
Yuri, you're back! So glad to hear you are feeling better.