BS Creepypasta Storytime: Pokemon Blood Red

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @tnt5454
    @tnt5454 7 лет назад +309

    "I'm a Magikarp, bitch!"
    That is by far the most amazing thing I've heard in a long time.

    • @megannutter8209
      @megannutter8209 7 лет назад +5

      Lord TNT same 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @stephenfiler3204
      @stephenfiler3204 7 лет назад +12

      Lord TNT Everything is better when Yuri reads it.

    • @joezaffuto477
      @joezaffuto477 7 лет назад +4

      Confirmed to be jesse from breaking bad

    • @CobCobberson
      @CobCobberson 7 лет назад +3

      and I’ll try orteotqden Lord eayajuuaaTNT sumu

    • @tnt5454
      @tnt5454 7 лет назад +3

      FrozenAssassin157 What?

  • @keeganstormblade5456
    @keeganstormblade5456 7 лет назад +238

    I hope Fat Friend shows up in more Creepypastas. Good 'ol Kyle could use a Fat Friend like him.

  • @sarazack6256
    @sarazack6256 7 лет назад +167

    I think Fat Friend is the first competent creepypasta character ever.

    • @loneboy1237
      @loneboy1237 3 года назад +15

      One of the best characters in a story period :D

    • @thunderguyer
      @thunderguyer 3 года назад +7

      Do you count Zachary from Godzilla?

    • @ona512
      @ona512 2 года назад +8

      Fat Friend is the inciting incident and the problem solver. he ties his own knots. very resourceful, too.

  • @Loponstorm
    @Loponstorm 7 лет назад +191

    You know it's bad when Yuri has to clarify when he's not mocking the story and what he just said was really written down.

  • @TheGamedawg
    @TheGamedawg 7 лет назад +282

    You know, the most unrealistic part of this entire story is that he likes E.T. for the Atari.

    • @schalasmagic
      @schalasmagic 7 лет назад +14

      No. It just shows that he has shit taste in games. And stupid, but we already know that.

    • @AyyDraws
      @AyyDraws 7 лет назад +15

      I'm a bit late, but the author was probably young, had never played ET and just wanted to seem cooler in their story.

    • @stwbmc98
      @stwbmc98 7 лет назад +11

      skinny720 Yeah. They probably knew that it was a significant game, but didn't know the reason why it was significant. So now they look like an idiot who unironically enjoys the game that almost singlehandedly caused the crash of 1983.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 лет назад +3

      TheGamedawg E.T. is one of the worst games ever made. The author has shit taste!

    • @fireassassin123
      @fireassassin123 6 лет назад +9

      I thought the most unrealistic part was that Splash did damage

  • @johnsquarez6806
    @johnsquarez6806 7 лет назад +133

    the next time yuri goes on hiatus, it will be because his fat friend sat on him

  • @kylesatwon1134
    @kylesatwon1134 7 лет назад +388

    This creepypasta would've been good...but my fat friend sat on it

    • @toaker
      @toaker 7 лет назад +48

      Hyper Realistic fat friend

    • @jojostarripple9915
      @jojostarripple9915 7 лет назад +4

      Soos Phangoma Lol xD

    • @D0NU75
      @D0NU75 7 лет назад +19

      my fat friend sat on my car and asked for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a
      number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

    • @Adamskaish
      @Adamskaish 7 лет назад +11

      Man, I really wanted to give you a funny reply, but as I was writing it, this White Hand came out and molested me!

  • @GilWanderley
    @GilWanderley 7 лет назад +125

    Well, crap. All the magikarp I killed in Magikarp Jump are now black with hyper realistic blood red eyes. All because my fat friend sat on my phone.

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 7 лет назад +13

      That made me laugh harder than it should have.

  • @rye7589
    @rye7589 7 лет назад +254

    "The girl took my balls"
    "I extended my rod"
    I think author is trying to tell us something...

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 7 лет назад +31

      BladeJade He's sexually frustrated?

    • @pokemario99
      @pokemario99 7 лет назад +52

      ZenoDLC he's sexually frustrated after his experience with the white hand

    • @jimbojimbonbiolios783
      @jimbojimbonbiolios783 7 лет назад +33

      "My Metapod only knew Tackle and Harden"
      "I got the Super Rod from Snorlax" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Dazreiello-old
      @Dazreiello-old 7 лет назад +17

      This is all piecing together... I think you guys are on to something here

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 7 лет назад +12

      +roblox gamer
      You killed it. It's dead. You killed it, and it's dead.

  • @xombiegriffin
    @xombiegriffin 7 лет назад +91

    There was a Mario game that I played once. But Mario was actually Satan. Me, being a little spooked, said "Oh."

  • @crocodilerock4662
    @crocodilerock4662 7 лет назад +218

    His head turned 360° degrees. He pointed towards me and shrieked, blood oozing from his eyes and ears as his pupils rolled back into his skull. He collapsed dead on the floor afterwards.
    I had second thoughts about taking the game, but... Freeeeee gaaaaaaaaame!!

    • @crocodilerock4662
      @crocodilerock4662 7 лет назад +32

      Are you sure this isn't a troll pasta? I started getting those vibes right from the start, but then once he started taking about hyper realistic stuff, that's like a big red flag that this guy made this story shitty on purpose.

    • @xtYLT2IY8
      @xtYLT2IY8 7 лет назад +32

      I had second thoughts about the game, but my fat friend sat on it..

    • @Ryuthedeathangel
      @Ryuthedeathangel 7 лет назад +11

      I mean... "Hyper-realistic blood" on a Game Boy should be your answer to that question.

    • @damianluna7700
      @damianluna7700 6 лет назад +7

      Audifaux Productions yeah it was made specifically for the trollpasta wiki, but the author didn't think yuri would feature it on this segment.

  • @JoCoBrony
    @JoCoBrony 7 лет назад +82

    *old man dies in front of you*
    "Oh cool, free game!"

  • @DanSweeto
    @DanSweeto 7 лет назад +126

    This was a hyper-realisticly great video Yuri :')

  • @superjinyaj1266
    @superjinyaj1266 7 лет назад +105

    Fat Friend best anime character

  • @ToaOfFusion
    @ToaOfFusion 7 лет назад +119

    Let's see...
    You read Possesed Pokemon Blue
    Pokemon Blood Red
    Now you just need to read a Creepypasta based on Pokemon Yellow and you would have completed the Gen 1 Turdfecta

    • @Mateus_Carvalho
      @Mateus_Carvalho 7 лет назад +24

      Pokemon Piss Yellow sounds good for a title.

    • @daedriccheddar
      @daedriccheddar 7 лет назад +7

      He also did one on Pokémon Green:
      Pokémon Hollow.

    • @xJC4Rx
      @xJC4Rx 7 лет назад +4

      Pokemon Yelling Yellow

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 лет назад +10

      Pokemon Electrocution Yellow sounds about right.

    • @FuckYouTube00
      @FuckYouTube00 7 лет назад +6

      What about Green? Maybe Pokemon Gonorrhea Green?

  • @JustAdam123
    @JustAdam123 7 лет назад +22

    That timing for "Light the Fire Up in the Night" was perfect.
    Imagining an epic battle scene between "Fat Friend-Kun" and the Magikarp was hysterical.

  • @Shelltoast
    @Shelltoast 7 лет назад +153

    If he lost his arms and legs, how the hell did he type this story?

    • @sykotiksonik
      @sykotiksonik 7 лет назад +110

      Shelltoast Fat Friend sat on the keyboard and broke it, just happening to type this story out and sending it to the wiki by sheer coincidence

    • @ailma0400
      @ailma0400 7 лет назад +68

      sykotiksonik I love Fat Friend. He's the best Creepypasta character ever.

    • @dromalloma2651
      @dromalloma2651 7 лет назад +13

      Text-to-speech program, maybe?

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 7 лет назад +18

      His tongue?

    • @MadmanmadisonYT
      @MadmanmadisonYT 7 лет назад +9

      His nose?

  • @JaredThe
    @JaredThe 7 лет назад +58

    Can't wait for Pokemon Hyper Realistic Sun and Hyper Realistic Moon! If my fat friend doesn't sit on my local Gamestop that is.

  • @Danielsbigfish
    @Danielsbigfish 7 лет назад +168

    all these scary pokemon and this guy picks magikarp to be the main villain...

    • @dromalloma2651
      @dromalloma2651 7 лет назад +2

      Danielsbigfish Hey, Okami did something very similar.

    • @Danielsbigfish
      @Danielsbigfish 7 лет назад +15

      drum rum ever but does okami have the majesty of fat friend, or hyper realistic blood? :3

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 7 лет назад +2

      Dude he's magikarp can jump sooooooooo high.

    • @Nexus563
      @Nexus563 7 лет назад +6

      Kubo Edgeworth it's Cordelia from FE Awakening, if it makes it better or worse I'll let you decide.

    • @athamicis
      @athamicis 7 лет назад +10

      the main villain was actually going to be darkrai, but then his fat friend sat on it

  • @wildfluffyappeared
    @wildfluffyappeared 6 лет назад +19

    Little known fact: the ET game was originally an extremely good and well-developed game, and that's the version the author played and liked. However, his fat friend sat on the original beta version of the game, and the leftover result was what was released to the public

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 лет назад +3

      Lily Amelia Why doesn't fat friend stop sitting on all of these games? Is he the reason we also got a horrible version of Devil May Cry 2? He's also destroyed our crops, burned our houses down, and delivered a plague onto all of our houses!!

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 2 года назад +1

      @@shawnfields2757 And he's turned me into a newt!

  • @crystal-annemerson1923
    @crystal-annemerson1923 7 лет назад +19

    Yuri: "This is a very weird story."
    I nominate this quote for understatement of the year

  • @bryanblanco88
    @bryanblanco88 7 лет назад +72

    The ending made me cry hyper realistic tears

    • @ToaOfFusion
      @ToaOfFusion 7 лет назад +8

      Bryan Blanco You forgot to add blood on that
      Minus 10 points

    • @flaatheaad7544
      @flaatheaad7544 7 лет назад +2

      Bryan Blanco made me lol

    • @arieldamatto1908
      @arieldamatto1908 6 лет назад +1

      Better yet, hyper realistic bloody tears.

  • @SuperiorGothBun
    @SuperiorGothBun 7 лет назад +91

    Personally, I think Fat D is the scariest Pokémon.
    But he is also a generous patron

    • @Danielsbigfish
      @Danielsbigfish 7 лет назад +22

      Mystic Melody he also has a friend, his name is Fat Friend

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 7 лет назад +7

      Mystic Melody Fat Friend and Fat D.
      Fuck it, I ship it.

    • @Scole718dog
      @Scole718dog 7 лет назад +9

      I heard Fat Friend sits on the Fat D.

    • @Liam-wb4ow
      @Liam-wb4ow 7 лет назад +2

      Gamebro and he broke it

  • @bradcalkins8950
    @bradcalkins8950 7 лет назад +58

    How is the guy watching DVDs without eyes?

    • @telesticHarlequin
      @telesticHarlequin 7 лет назад +9

      Brad Calkins oh god wow you're right

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 7 лет назад +9

      Brad Calkins How did he write this story without eyes, legs, arms, whatever else got torn off?

    • @gmann215
      @gmann215 7 лет назад +7

      He smashed his forehead against the keyboard about 20 times?

    • @TheBlueWizzrobe
      @TheBlueWizzrobe 7 лет назад +5

      Smell-o-vision

  • @MrsIggyKirkland
    @MrsIggyKirkland 2 года назад +12

    What kills me every time I watch this, without fail, is the way Yuri laughs at the "it felt as if I had been molested", only able to get half the word out, then follows it up with the "WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS?"
    I lose my shit every single time.

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu 7 лет назад +48

    I've been going through Yuri's Voice Withdrawal.

  • @BitchesLoveGoodra
    @BitchesLoveGoodra 7 лет назад +21

    Dude got wrecked by a gen 1 low level Magikarp. Thats the true horror story here. Author lost all credibility when Magikarp crushed him.

  • @arbiter1272
    @arbiter1272 7 лет назад +52

    This has to be a Trollpasta and if it's not then it's the worst Creepypasta I've ever listened to.

    • @conspiracytheorycloud7999
      @conspiracytheorycloud7999 7 лет назад +11

      AnimeAddict55 it is a trollpasta by reitanna seishin. she wanted it to be bad and she read it on her channel too! :-)

  • @Greysona
    @Greysona 7 лет назад +56

    wouldn't you say that the magikarp was.... "seaking revenge" :^)
    i'll go home

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 6 лет назад +3

      How do you only have 14 likes for this gem?

    • @sprousprou
      @sprousprou 5 лет назад +10

      That pun was.... "goldean"

    • @sprousprou
      @sprousprou 4 года назад

      @jack mehoff I don't remember writing that comment and I regret everything

    • @arieldamatto1908
      @arieldamatto1908 4 года назад

      Your comment was... Onixpected.

  • @lightning0938
    @lightning0938 7 лет назад +32

    Question, if he's a quadriplegic with no eyes how did he write this?

    • @scarletnight4554
      @scarletnight4554 7 лет назад +2

      Lightning0 don't ask questions for this kind of story (that being one that isn't supposed to be taken seriously)

    • @Evil15Lisa
      @Evil15Lisa 7 лет назад +2

      Obviously with his hyper-realistic rod

    • @dromalloma2651
      @dromalloma2651 6 лет назад +1

      Lightning0 Text-to-speech?

    • @zekeram129
      @zekeram129 6 лет назад +2

      Hyper-realistic dictation

  • @BitchesLoveGoodra
    @BitchesLoveGoodra 7 лет назад +21

    4:16 - If the author has played a pokemon game before why wasn't he alarmed when he saw his pokemon were ALL fainted? There is literally no point in any pokemon game, even in todays games, wherein you are able to have all your mons fainted and not 'black out' and have them immediately restored... Why are all the creepypastas based on games written by people who don't know the games well enough to know the core mechanics?

    • @hitomisalazar4073
      @hitomisalazar4073 6 лет назад +4

      Dunno. The one that always got me was when people use Missingno in their stories. And describe a way to get Missingno that is literally impossible. Get the Pokeball Tutorial, instantly fly to Cinnabar Island before ever having another pokemon battle start, and fish off the east side of it.
      Instead of the way that everyone I knew did it (Just surf along the edge of the Seafoam Islands after visiting the Safari Zone).

  • @Xfan17
    @Xfan17 7 лет назад +115

    Welcome back Daddy Yuri.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 7 лет назад +42

      Too bad he going to be gone again because he's hyper realistic fat friend sat on him.
      Also an old man died when he uploaded this video.

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 7 лет назад +8

      green of tree black of blue and the hand used that one move and now even he feels it

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 7 лет назад +2

      Daddy~

    • @tokusentaisalad9820
      @tokusentaisalad9820 6 лет назад +1

      Xfan17 hi cannibal friend

  • @Xaddgx
    @Xaddgx 7 лет назад +28

    Can you make a text-to-speech app with your voice, so that I can copypasta some creepypasta into it?

  • @peachrenard2320
    @peachrenard2320 7 лет назад +12

    As soon as author said they liked E.T. I instantly knew this had to be trollpasta. Everything from then on just hammered in this is a trollpasta... And if this story was wrote with intentions to be taken seriously I'm scared for all the wrong reasons. This is the most I've laughed at a stupid story in a very long time.

  • @tiacat11
    @tiacat11 4 года назад +11

    "This must have been the vengeful spirit of the Magikarp, seeking revenge!"
    Don't you mean... _seaking_ revenge??
    ...I'll show myself out.

    • @MathematicalVoid
      @MathematicalVoid 2 года назад +1

      No, that would be a Goldeen. Magikarp evolves into Gyarados.

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 2 года назад +2

      @@MathematicalVoid Thanks for playing, buddy.

  • @alexbarbeau
    @alexbarbeau 7 лет назад +18

    Whoah, Yuri went a full week without getting sick!

  • @Xzorzin
    @Xzorzin 7 лет назад +55

    A note to aspiring authors. If your grand antagonist is a giant fish, you're either a failure as a human, or Herman Melville. Don't not be Herman Melville.

    • @AlbinoTuxedo
      @AlbinoTuxedo 7 лет назад +10

      TheOneTrue Madrigal Wasnt the villian of a FF game a giant whale? Thats close enough to fish and people love that game. The real lesson is that if you do it right, you can make anything threatening or scary, something the author failed to do or intentionally made badly

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 лет назад +12

      TheOneTrue Madrigal
      Whales aren't fish. If your main antagonist is a fish, and the rest of the characters are *not* fish, you are a failure as a human being.

    • @joom3004
      @joom3004 7 лет назад +9

      Egalitariat Jaws?
      Does that count?

    • @Xzorzin
      @Xzorzin 7 лет назад +1

      True, whales aren't fish--neither are sharks. Sadly my urge to be snarky and reference classic literature overcame my better judgment. I blame the black fish with bleeding eyes who told me to do it.
      That being said, that comment of yours like a great idea for a gritty children's book. I'd read that to my five year old at bedtime.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 7 лет назад +5

      +TheOneTrue Madrigal Sharks ARE fish though?

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 4 года назад +6

    For some reason, RUclips doesn’t tell me whenever Yuriofwind videos are released. My fat friend must be sitting on all the notifications

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko 6 лет назад +5

    Yo, this was before Fat Friend was nerfed later on, his special doesn't do as much damage as before, this video reminds me why he was nerfed.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад

      Wasn't he named Fat-D?

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 года назад +1

      @@shawnfields2757 3 years late, I forgot I even made this comment and totally forgot what this story was even about.
      I was referring to the friend mentioned at the beginning of the story that sat on the author's video games or something.
      UPDATE: Okay I just watched the rest of the video and wtf.

  • @conspiracytheorycloud7999
    @conspiracytheorycloud7999 7 лет назад +10

    OMG!!!!!! This is reitanna seishin's trollpasta!! she meant for it to be bad and cliche but still glad 2 hear your hilarious take on it,

  • @xJC4Rx
    @xJC4Rx 7 лет назад +27

    THEY SELL FIRE?

  • @Hansenfmly
    @Hansenfmly 2 года назад +4

    Fat Friend Timestamps
    1:10 First mention
    21:06 His big defining moment

  • @jokerhalo1
    @jokerhalo1 7 лет назад +5

    "evil magikarp." Truly the most frightening villain ever.
    Where is your god now?

  • @BurnRoddy
    @BurnRoddy 6 лет назад +5

    I remember Periodmon Blood Red, It came paired with Painmon Blue Balls.
    But I preffer the updated Pingasmon Yellow Piss: Special Bladder Edition.

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 7 лет назад +8

    "I had never been to a garage sale before. My fat friend sat on all of them."
    That was the part where I knew this was gonna be good XD

  • @binhomeless1790
    @binhomeless1790 7 лет назад +79

    Take a shot after every *hyper realistic *

    • @22t45
      @22t45 7 лет назад +7

      ichbin316 nty dont want to die from alcohol poisoning

    • @xJC4Rx
      @xJC4Rx 7 лет назад +2

      If I saw this before watching, I'd accept your challenge.

    • @Archimonde259
      @Archimonde259 7 лет назад

      Take three after ULTRA-REALISTIC

    • @Rose13
      @Rose13 7 лет назад

      ichbin316 think someone did....

    • @zacharycoleman1117
      @zacharycoleman1117 7 лет назад +6

      I'M DEAD. YOU KILLED ME. I'M GOING TO TRAP YOU IN A HAUNTED POKEMON CARTRIDGE FOR THIS.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 6 лет назад +5

    And that's why Puss Out was nerfed in Pokemon Gold.

  • @HyperSonicSquall
    @HyperSonicSquall 7 лет назад +5

    someone pass this on to Bad Creepypasta just to get their reaction on "White Hand used Molest"

  • @ace99asCaptainSlow
    @ace99asCaptainSlow 7 лет назад +6

    So... something very similar to this happened to someone I know, minus the creepy shit and the heart attack. He was given a weird looking Pokemon Crystal in a black standard gameboy cartridge with a different label than the real one at a garage sale.
    But all it played was a Crystal rom hack with a lot of swearing put in lol
    I wish he still had it, I'd love to play it and see how far the hack went

  • @metaljacket8128
    @metaljacket8128 5 лет назад +4

    Fat Friend, the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
    May he sit on all creepypastas!

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 лет назад

      Metal Jacket I'm not Fat Friend, but I am fat, so would that work? But I have no friends, and I'm not that fat, but I'm pretty fat, like 200 pounds. Is that fat enough for you, sir/ma'am?

  • @jadex1200
    @jadex1200 7 лет назад +16

    GOD I'VE MISSED YOU
    GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE NOT DEAD

    • @pokemondan6938
      @pokemondan6938 7 лет назад +8

      Jadex Srin I guess his fat friend didn't sit on him.

    • @orangesodawithnoice3189
      @orangesodawithnoice3189 7 лет назад

      +Jadex Srin jesus christ it was a week since he uploaded, you are so impatient

  • @rayseeklo
    @rayseeklo Год назад +3

    “My fat friend sat on them.”
    “Me author, ME SMASH!”
    Favorite quotes.

  • @manilatoaster6731
    @manilatoaster6731 7 лет назад +1

    Dude i really needed a new one of these. I've listened to all of 'em more than a few time and these creepypastas truly make me happy. Thank you Yuri!

  • @StriderOwO
    @StriderOwO 7 лет назад +6

    Listening to this, I thought this was the most cliché story I had ever heard.
    Then White Hand showed up.
    I'm dead inside.

  • @ShamBTW
    @ShamBTW 7 лет назад +16

    ET? This has to be fake.

  • @AirRideMaster
    @AirRideMaster 7 лет назад +3

    The most hilarious part of this story, to me at least, is that you can't actually catch Gyarados with the Super Rod in Red; Only in FireRed/LeafGreen (You could also find them in Fuchsia CIty in Yellow, but he said Red). Like, that's just something you could google to make sure of. Or they could've changed the game to FireRed instead.

  • @a.r.69
    @a.r.69 7 лет назад +15

    memes were born within this legendary upload

  • @ona512
    @ona512 7 лет назад +3

    *"I'M A MAGIKARP, BITCH"*
    Either way, the reason you busted out Light the Fire up in the Night during the climax made this way funnier, and ironically emotional.

  • @brownsauce0921
    @brownsauce0921 3 года назад +3

    I can't think of a single story more worthy of being on the Trollpasta wiki than this.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад

      What about ALL of the Sonic.Exe stories?

    • @brownsauce0921
      @brownsauce0921 3 года назад +4

      @@shawnfields2369 The original Sonic.EXE reads like someone actually tried to write a good, believable story.
      It was FAILED attempt to write a good, believable story - yes; but I felt the attempt!

  • @HorrorLordever
    @HorrorLordever 6 лет назад +2

    I found this channel yesterday and I love ur vids and it is just my thing but the only thing I really want is more CreepyPasta gaming mystery

  • @BewbsOP
    @BewbsOP 7 лет назад +16

    *heavy breathing* - hhhhiiiiiii yuri - *heavy breathing*

  • @electricgemini965
    @electricgemini965 6 лет назад +5

    You are tearing my arm apart Lisa!

  • @MrsIggyKirkland
    @MrsIggyKirkland 7 лет назад +3

    This was hands down the funniest video from this series yet. I was actually in tears laughing by the end.

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 3 года назад +5

    For the first time since April 17, 2020, I'm about to rewatch the "Pokemon Blood Red" episode.
    EDIT- 6:22 P.M.: *finishes episode 38 minutes later*
    Even by trollpasta standards, this was pretty bad.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад

      Yep. I agree, dude/lady. But I heard from another commentor, that the person who made this stupid story, intentionally made it a trollpasta, but even going by BSCPT standards, this is incredibly stupid. This story is Sonic.Exe levels of stupid, without any of the good reasons why that story's bad. It's just the bad kind of bad. Not like "The Room" or "Troll 2" bad, where it's so bad it's good, but just bad. Although the "Nurse Joy", story is definitely the WORST Pokemon creepypasta ever. That's the Sonic.Exe 2 of bad Pokemon creepypasta. This story would've counted, but it's actually TRYING to be intentionally stupid, so it's automatically disqualified.

  • @spacehunternebulanm7003
    @spacehunternebulanm7003 5 месяцев назад +2

    Author isn't paraplegic because of Magikarp. It's because Fat Friend sat on him for calling him "Fat Friend" all the time.

    • @spacehunternebulanm7003
      @spacehunternebulanm7003 5 месяцев назад +2

      Also if this story is a joke, which other people are attesting to, what the hell is with the white hand part? I know something similar happens in the creepypasta about Bill in the Pokemon LeafGreen beta, but, like, why would you intentionally add that to a story???

  • @MadMamluk88
    @MadMamluk88 7 лет назад +5

    ...somehow I knew it would end with his fat friend sitting on the damn cartridge. This author abused Chekhov's Law more than that white hand did him?

  • @onesonicguy
    @onesonicguy 7 лет назад +47

    Didn't Reitanna Seishin write this with the intention of it being a shitpasta?

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 7 лет назад +21

      onesonicguy that would explain why the old guy dies at the beginning instead of the end as it's tradition
      well that and the anal rape

    • @gespenstmk-iii111
      @gespenstmk-iii111 7 лет назад +3

      hey guys is this the weeaboo corner

    • @gespenstmk-iii111
      @gespenstmk-iii111 7 лет назад +1

      hey guys is this the weeaboo corner

    • @Danielsbigfish
      @Danielsbigfish 7 лет назад +18

      I would be surprised if this WASN'T a trollpasta. I mean, the use of hyper realistic blood, "I wanted to turn the game off but I didn't", old guy, garage sale, etc.

    • @gespenstmk-iii111
      @gespenstmk-iii111 7 лет назад

      hey guys is this the weeaboo corner

  • @EyeofValor
    @EyeofValor 7 лет назад

    These are always a treat to see. My girlfriend and I love your humor and the stories, for what ever reason, feel nostalgic the way you present them.

  • @tiacat11
    @tiacat11 6 лет назад +2

    It's funny Yuri brings up naps, a lot of the time I find his voice so soothing that I bring up the BSCS playlist, turn off my adblocker, and fall asleep to the soothing tune of "fuck, this story is bad".

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Pokemon Blood Red" may have been a trollpasta but it was still pretty bad. It made "Star Fox 6664" look like a *masterpiece* by comparison! 😅

  • @dragonempress8367
    @dragonempress8367 7 лет назад +5

    I'm gonna catch a Snorlax and name it fat friend.

  • @KorytheMaril
    @KorytheMaril 7 лет назад +3

    "Why don't you love me?!"
    Mr. Karp, YOU were the one who didn't give the player any Pokéballs. Maybe you should've thought ahead on that one!

  • @Intothevoid-NIB
    @Intothevoid-NIB 7 лет назад +5

    Is no one going to mention Yuri's PTSD flashbacks?

  • @thyflarewolf8074
    @thyflarewolf8074 7 лет назад

    man we need more of these, there my favorite videos on RUclips. always happy to get these notifications.

  • @taben9jake
    @taben9jake 4 года назад +3

    Great, now I want to see a super sentai staring Fat Friend, Portly Pal, and Obese Buddy

  • @SuperSwordMaster1
    @SuperSwordMaster1 7 лет назад +3

    Ah time for sleep...
    *Yuriofwind video*
    I can wait 33 more minutes...

  • @taben9jake
    @taben9jake 6 лет назад +2

    I had this playing in the background while working on an old pc, and I had to just stop and grab a beer lol.

  • @MathematicalVoid
    @MathematicalVoid 2 года назад +2

    "But I'm not a monster," said the Magikarp.
    I mean, technically, it is.

  • @krystalcasey
    @krystalcasey 6 лет назад +5

    Me: *hears "hyper realistic"*
    Me: ......Tom did you return?

  • @Ryanmiller70
    @Ryanmiller70 7 лет назад +4

    Take a shot every time author mentions his fat friend.

  • @undeadMonk
    @undeadMonk 2 года назад +3

    "Then he had a heart attack, and died."
    _In Ness voice:_ okey

  • @rustyshackelford855
    @rustyshackelford855 7 лет назад +1

    I thought Magikarp being the villain was absurd, but then it got to the part with white hand and I completely lost it.

  • @edward18517
    @edward18517 7 лет назад +1

    Well, you may not have liked it but I think this might be the best story I've ever heard you read. "I'm Magikarp Bitch", having the character survive, and actually having a god damn hero for it (with bonus points to it being "Fat Friend"). Gonna have to listen to this one again.

  • @yougrounds
    @yougrounds 7 лет назад +1

    Man, fat friend is fully aware of the fact that he breaks everything he sits on. It's like the world's worst superpower.

  • @mercenarycorruption1821
    @mercenarycorruption1821 2 года назад +4

    Yuriofwind was wanting to read one of the real classic creepypastas but my fat friend sat on them all. :V

  • @batfreeze56
    @batfreeze56 7 лет назад +26

    I didn't think that there could be a story worse than Sonic.exe or Jeff the Killer. Color me surprised.

    • @conspiracytheorycloud7999
      @conspiracytheorycloud7999 7 лет назад +8

      Batfreeze reitanna wanted it to be horrible dude. reitanna wrote it as a trollfic.

  • @beatz5047
    @beatz5047 7 лет назад +10

    Pokemon Metapod version

  • @YamiSpyroX
    @YamiSpyroX 7 лет назад +1

    My god, Ultra Realistic! This Troll Pasta ascended Sonic.Exe's level of realism!
    The Magikarp coming out of the screen and nearly killing the protagonist part reminded me of that really bad Giratina Creepypasta.

  • @aroelliot
    @aroelliot 7 лет назад +4

    I would have disliked this video...
    “But my fat friend sat on it.”

  • @xeno1676
    @xeno1676 7 лет назад +4

    When fat friend sat on my couch, it *shattered into a million pieces!!1!!!1!*

  • @KittenoftheBroccoli
    @KittenoftheBroccoli 7 лет назад +1

    During the dream where the magikarp is talking to him, all I could think about was "Dear Mr. 'I'm Too Good to Call or Write My Fans'..."

  • @Bandicooch
    @Bandicooch 7 лет назад +4

    Hyper-realistic tears....
    *OF BLOOD*

  • @ectothermic
    @ectothermic 6 лет назад +2

    I really appreciate the Super Hang-On music and the ghost fisting too.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +1

      There was ghost fisting too!? How do ghosts even do that!? What about ghost fishing?

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 6 лет назад +2

      You can probably fish for ghosts, but I recall this story having a fisting scene. Very lewd.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад

      @@ectothermic Well, believe it or not, this story was a trollpasta the whole time. And the author's friend commented here too.

  • @YMangaka
    @YMangaka 4 года назад +2

    10:47
    (AuthorTom wandering around on his journey, walk in front of Yuriofwind)
    Yuriofwind : *!* (walk towards AuthorTom) "hello and welcome back to bullshit creepypasta storytime.."
    (Pokémon battle fading and theme starts)
    Yuriofwind wants to fight.
    Yuriofwind send out Will2live.
    AuthorTom send out HyperrealisticBl00d.
    HyperrealisticBl00d used cliché.
    Its stupidly effective !
    Yuriofwind's Will2live fainted.. wait, I mean "diiied" (OooOuh spoOokyy !)
    Yuriofwind is defeated.
    HyperrealisticBl00d gets 16487 more uses in this story.
    AuthorTom wins 0 credibility.
    ...
    Huh? What's that ??
    HyperrealisticBl00d is evolving !
    (Evolution theme plays)
    Congratulations ! HyperrealisticBl00d evolved into ULTRArealisticBl00d !
    *..NOW GO WRITE SOME SHITTY CREEPYPASTA BOUT THAT !!*

  • @thepain2222
    @thepain2222 7 лет назад +1

    How could tell this creepy pasta without laughing your ass off? I laughed so hard toward the end, which is why I'd be bad at telling these stories.

  • @DeltaChairlines
    @DeltaChairlines 3 года назад +2

    i love how there's supposedly "hyper-realistic blood" in a gameboy game.

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 2 года назад +2

      Ya gotta have that hyper realistic blood regardless in your story for it to be good /s

  • @GreenChillZone
    @GreenChillZone 7 лет назад +3

    This might be the best trollpasta ever.

  • @The-Game-Merchant
    @The-Game-Merchant 7 лет назад +2

    The only lesson I took from this story is to always have a fat friend ready to save you from ghosts.

  • @comradelouise9496
    @comradelouise9496 7 лет назад

    The most appropriate use of Light the Fire Up in the Night I have ever seen.

  • @malikbeat
    @malikbeat 7 лет назад +1

    I like how he played Bloody Tears from Castevania. I see what you did there