skinny720 Yeah. They probably knew that it was a significant game, but didn't know the reason why it was significant. So now they look like an idiot who unironically enjoys the game that almost singlehandedly caused the crash of 1983.
my fat friend sat on my car and asked for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
His head turned 360° degrees. He pointed towards me and shrieked, blood oozing from his eyes and ears as his pupils rolled back into his skull. He collapsed dead on the floor afterwards. I had second thoughts about taking the game, but... Freeeeee gaaaaaaaaame!!
Are you sure this isn't a troll pasta? I started getting those vibes right from the start, but then once he started taking about hyper realistic stuff, that's like a big red flag that this guy made this story shitty on purpose.
Let's see... You read Possesed Pokemon Blue Pokemon Blood Red Now you just need to read a Creepypasta based on Pokemon Yellow and you would have completed the Gen 1 Turdfecta
Little known fact: the ET game was originally an extremely good and well-developed game, and that's the version the author played and liked. However, his fat friend sat on the original beta version of the game, and the leftover result was what was released to the public
Lily Amelia Why doesn't fat friend stop sitting on all of these games? Is he the reason we also got a horrible version of Devil May Cry 2? He's also destroyed our crops, burned our houses down, and delivered a plague onto all of our houses!!
What kills me every time I watch this, without fail, is the way Yuri laughs at the "it felt as if I had been molested", only able to get half the word out, then follows it up with the "WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS?" I lose my shit every single time.
4:16 - If the author has played a pokemon game before why wasn't he alarmed when he saw his pokemon were ALL fainted? There is literally no point in any pokemon game, even in todays games, wherein you are able to have all your mons fainted and not 'black out' and have them immediately restored... Why are all the creepypastas based on games written by people who don't know the games well enough to know the core mechanics?
Dunno. The one that always got me was when people use Missingno in their stories. And describe a way to get Missingno that is literally impossible. Get the Pokeball Tutorial, instantly fly to Cinnabar Island before ever having another pokemon battle start, and fish off the east side of it. Instead of the way that everyone I knew did it (Just surf along the edge of the Seafoam Islands after visiting the Safari Zone).
As soon as author said they liked E.T. I instantly knew this had to be trollpasta. Everything from then on just hammered in this is a trollpasta... And if this story was wrote with intentions to be taken seriously I'm scared for all the wrong reasons. This is the most I've laughed at a stupid story in a very long time.
A note to aspiring authors. If your grand antagonist is a giant fish, you're either a failure as a human, or Herman Melville. Don't not be Herman Melville.
TheOneTrue Madrigal Wasnt the villian of a FF game a giant whale? Thats close enough to fish and people love that game. The real lesson is that if you do it right, you can make anything threatening or scary, something the author failed to do or intentionally made badly
TheOneTrue Madrigal Whales aren't fish. If your main antagonist is a fish, and the rest of the characters are *not* fish, you are a failure as a human being.
True, whales aren't fish--neither are sharks. Sadly my urge to be snarky and reference classic literature overcame my better judgment. I blame the black fish with bleeding eyes who told me to do it. That being said, that comment of yours like a great idea for a gritty children's book. I'd read that to my five year old at bedtime.
@@shawnfields2757 3 years late, I forgot I even made this comment and totally forgot what this story was even about. I was referring to the friend mentioned at the beginning of the story that sat on the author's video games or something. UPDATE: Okay I just watched the rest of the video and wtf.
So... something very similar to this happened to someone I know, minus the creepy shit and the heart attack. He was given a weird looking Pokemon Crystal in a black standard gameboy cartridge with a different label than the real one at a garage sale. But all it played was a Crystal rom hack with a lot of swearing put in lol I wish he still had it, I'd love to play it and see how far the hack went
Metal Jacket I'm not Fat Friend, but I am fat, so would that work? But I have no friends, and I'm not that fat, but I'm pretty fat, like 200 pounds. Is that fat enough for you, sir/ma'am?
The most hilarious part of this story, to me at least, is that you can't actually catch Gyarados with the Super Rod in Red; Only in FireRed/LeafGreen (You could also find them in Fuchsia CIty in Yellow, but he said Red). Like, that's just something you could google to make sure of. Or they could've changed the game to FireRed instead.
*"I'M A MAGIKARP, BITCH"* Either way, the reason you busted out Light the Fire up in the Night during the climax made this way funnier, and ironically emotional.
@@shawnfields2369 The original Sonic.EXE reads like someone actually tried to write a good, believable story. It was FAILED attempt to write a good, believable story - yes; but I felt the attempt!
For the first time since April 17, 2020, I'm about to rewatch the "Pokemon Blood Red" episode. EDIT- 6:22 P.M.: *finishes episode 38 minutes later* Even by trollpasta standards, this was pretty bad.
Yep. I agree, dude/lady. But I heard from another commentor, that the person who made this stupid story, intentionally made it a trollpasta, but even going by BSCPT standards, this is incredibly stupid. This story is Sonic.Exe levels of stupid, without any of the good reasons why that story's bad. It's just the bad kind of bad. Not like "The Room" or "Troll 2" bad, where it's so bad it's good, but just bad. Although the "Nurse Joy", story is definitely the WORST Pokemon creepypasta ever. That's the Sonic.Exe 2 of bad Pokemon creepypasta. This story would've counted, but it's actually TRYING to be intentionally stupid, so it's automatically disqualified.
Also if this story is a joke, which other people are attesting to, what the hell is with the white hand part? I know something similar happens in the creepypasta about Bill in the Pokemon LeafGreen beta, but, like, why would you intentionally add that to a story???
I would be surprised if this WASN'T a trollpasta. I mean, the use of hyper realistic blood, "I wanted to turn the game off but I didn't", old guy, garage sale, etc.
It's funny Yuri brings up naps, a lot of the time I find his voice so soothing that I bring up the BSCS playlist, turn off my adblocker, and fall asleep to the soothing tune of "fuck, this story is bad".
Well, you may not have liked it but I think this might be the best story I've ever heard you read. "I'm Magikarp Bitch", having the character survive, and actually having a god damn hero for it (with bonus points to it being "Fat Friend"). Gonna have to listen to this one again.
My god, Ultra Realistic! This Troll Pasta ascended Sonic.Exe's level of realism! The Magikarp coming out of the screen and nearly killing the protagonist part reminded me of that really bad Giratina Creepypasta.
10:47 (AuthorTom wandering around on his journey, walk in front of Yuriofwind) Yuriofwind : *!* (walk towards AuthorTom) "hello and welcome back to bullshit creepypasta storytime.." (Pokémon battle fading and theme starts) Yuriofwind wants to fight. Yuriofwind send out Will2live. AuthorTom send out HyperrealisticBl00d. HyperrealisticBl00d used cliché. Its stupidly effective ! Yuriofwind's Will2live fainted.. wait, I mean "diiied" (OooOuh spoOokyy !) Yuriofwind is defeated. HyperrealisticBl00d gets 16487 more uses in this story. AuthorTom wins 0 credibility. ... Huh? What's that ?? HyperrealisticBl00d is evolving ! (Evolution theme plays) Congratulations ! HyperrealisticBl00d evolved into ULTRArealisticBl00d ! *..NOW GO WRITE SOME SHITTY CREEPYPASTA BOUT THAT !!*
"I'm a Magikarp, bitch!"
That is by far the most amazing thing I've heard in a long time.
Lord TNT same 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Lord TNT Everything is better when Yuri reads it.
Confirmed to be jesse from breaking bad
and I’ll try orteotqden Lord eayajuuaaTNT sumu
FrozenAssassin157 What?
I hope Fat Friend shows up in more Creepypastas. Good 'ol Kyle could use a Fat Friend like him.
I think Fat Friend is the first competent creepypasta character ever.
One of the best characters in a story period :D
Do you count Zachary from Godzilla?
Fat Friend is the inciting incident and the problem solver. he ties his own knots. very resourceful, too.
You know it's bad when Yuri has to clarify when he's not mocking the story and what he just said was really written down.
You know, the most unrealistic part of this entire story is that he likes E.T. for the Atari.
No. It just shows that he has shit taste in games. And stupid, but we already know that.
I'm a bit late, but the author was probably young, had never played ET and just wanted to seem cooler in their story.
skinny720 Yeah. They probably knew that it was a significant game, but didn't know the reason why it was significant. So now they look like an idiot who unironically enjoys the game that almost singlehandedly caused the crash of 1983.
TheGamedawg E.T. is one of the worst games ever made. The author has shit taste!
I thought the most unrealistic part was that Splash did damage
the next time yuri goes on hiatus, it will be because his fat friend sat on him
This creepypasta would've been good...but my fat friend sat on it
Hyper Realistic fat friend
Soos Phangoma Lol xD
my fat friend sat on my car and asked for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a
number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Man, I really wanted to give you a funny reply, but as I was writing it, this White Hand came out and molested me!
Well, crap. All the magikarp I killed in Magikarp Jump are now black with hyper realistic blood red eyes. All because my fat friend sat on my phone.
That made me laugh harder than it should have.
"The girl took my balls"
"I extended my rod"
I think author is trying to tell us something...
BladeJade He's sexually frustrated?
ZenoDLC he's sexually frustrated after his experience with the white hand
"My Metapod only knew Tackle and Harden"
"I got the Super Rod from Snorlax" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is all piecing together... I think you guys are on to something here
+roblox gamer
You killed it. It's dead. You killed it, and it's dead.
There was a Mario game that I played once. But Mario was actually Satan. Me, being a little spooked, said "Oh."
His head turned 360° degrees. He pointed towards me and shrieked, blood oozing from his eyes and ears as his pupils rolled back into his skull. He collapsed dead on the floor afterwards.
I had second thoughts about taking the game, but... Freeeeee gaaaaaaaaame!!
Are you sure this isn't a troll pasta? I started getting those vibes right from the start, but then once he started taking about hyper realistic stuff, that's like a big red flag that this guy made this story shitty on purpose.
I had second thoughts about the game, but my fat friend sat on it..
I mean... "Hyper-realistic blood" on a Game Boy should be your answer to that question.
Audifaux Productions yeah it was made specifically for the trollpasta wiki, but the author didn't think yuri would feature it on this segment.
*old man dies in front of you*
"Oh cool, free game!"
This was a hyper-realisticly great video Yuri :')
Fat Friend best anime character
Let's see...
You read Possesed Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Blood Red
Now you just need to read a Creepypasta based on Pokemon Yellow and you would have completed the Gen 1 Turdfecta
Pokemon Piss Yellow sounds good for a title.
He also did one on Pokémon Green:
Pokémon Hollow.
Pokemon Yelling Yellow
Pokemon Electrocution Yellow sounds about right.
What about Green? Maybe Pokemon Gonorrhea Green?
That timing for "Light the Fire Up in the Night" was perfect.
Imagining an epic battle scene between "Fat Friend-Kun" and the Magikarp was hysterical.
If he lost his arms and legs, how the hell did he type this story?
Shelltoast Fat Friend sat on the keyboard and broke it, just happening to type this story out and sending it to the wiki by sheer coincidence
sykotiksonik I love Fat Friend. He's the best Creepypasta character ever.
Text-to-speech program, maybe?
His tongue?
His nose?
Can't wait for Pokemon Hyper Realistic Sun and Hyper Realistic Moon! If my fat friend doesn't sit on my local Gamestop that is.
all these scary pokemon and this guy picks magikarp to be the main villain...
Danielsbigfish Hey, Okami did something very similar.
drum rum ever but does okami have the majesty of fat friend, or hyper realistic blood? :3
Dude he's magikarp can jump sooooooooo high.
Kubo Edgeworth it's Cordelia from FE Awakening, if it makes it better or worse I'll let you decide.
the main villain was actually going to be darkrai, but then his fat friend sat on it
Little known fact: the ET game was originally an extremely good and well-developed game, and that's the version the author played and liked. However, his fat friend sat on the original beta version of the game, and the leftover result was what was released to the public
Lily Amelia Why doesn't fat friend stop sitting on all of these games? Is he the reason we also got a horrible version of Devil May Cry 2? He's also destroyed our crops, burned our houses down, and delivered a plague onto all of our houses!!
@@shawnfields2757 And he's turned me into a newt!
Yuri: "This is a very weird story."
I nominate this quote for understatement of the year
The ending made me cry hyper realistic tears
Bryan Blanco You forgot to add blood on that
Minus 10 points
Bryan Blanco made me lol
Better yet, hyper realistic bloody tears.
Personally, I think Fat D is the scariest Pokémon.
But he is also a generous patron
Mystic Melody he also has a friend, his name is Fat Friend
Mystic Melody Fat Friend and Fat D.
Fuck it, I ship it.
I heard Fat Friend sits on the Fat D.
Gamebro and he broke it
How is the guy watching DVDs without eyes?
Brad Calkins oh god wow you're right
Brad Calkins How did he write this story without eyes, legs, arms, whatever else got torn off?
He smashed his forehead against the keyboard about 20 times?
Smell-o-vision
What kills me every time I watch this, without fail, is the way Yuri laughs at the "it felt as if I had been molested", only able to get half the word out, then follows it up with the "WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS?"
I lose my shit every single time.
I've been going through Yuri's Voice Withdrawal.
You too???
Dude got wrecked by a gen 1 low level Magikarp. Thats the true horror story here. Author lost all credibility when Magikarp crushed him.
This has to be a Trollpasta and if it's not then it's the worst Creepypasta I've ever listened to.
AnimeAddict55 it is a trollpasta by reitanna seishin. she wanted it to be bad and she read it on her channel too! :-)
wouldn't you say that the magikarp was.... "seaking revenge" :^)
i'll go home
How do you only have 14 likes for this gem?
That pun was.... "goldean"
@jack mehoff I don't remember writing that comment and I regret everything
Your comment was... Onixpected.
Question, if he's a quadriplegic with no eyes how did he write this?
Lightning0 don't ask questions for this kind of story (that being one that isn't supposed to be taken seriously)
Obviously with his hyper-realistic rod
Lightning0 Text-to-speech?
Hyper-realistic dictation
4:16 - If the author has played a pokemon game before why wasn't he alarmed when he saw his pokemon were ALL fainted? There is literally no point in any pokemon game, even in todays games, wherein you are able to have all your mons fainted and not 'black out' and have them immediately restored... Why are all the creepypastas based on games written by people who don't know the games well enough to know the core mechanics?
Dunno. The one that always got me was when people use Missingno in their stories. And describe a way to get Missingno that is literally impossible. Get the Pokeball Tutorial, instantly fly to Cinnabar Island before ever having another pokemon battle start, and fish off the east side of it.
Instead of the way that everyone I knew did it (Just surf along the edge of the Seafoam Islands after visiting the Safari Zone).
Welcome back Daddy Yuri.
Too bad he going to be gone again because he's hyper realistic fat friend sat on him.
Also an old man died when he uploaded this video.
green of tree black of blue and the hand used that one move and now even he feels it
Daddy~
Xfan17 hi cannibal friend
Can you make a text-to-speech app with your voice, so that I can copypasta some creepypasta into it?
As soon as author said they liked E.T. I instantly knew this had to be trollpasta. Everything from then on just hammered in this is a trollpasta... And if this story was wrote with intentions to be taken seriously I'm scared for all the wrong reasons. This is the most I've laughed at a stupid story in a very long time.
"This must have been the vengeful spirit of the Magikarp, seeking revenge!"
Don't you mean... _seaking_ revenge??
...I'll show myself out.
No, that would be a Goldeen. Magikarp evolves into Gyarados.
@@MathematicalVoid Thanks for playing, buddy.
Whoah, Yuri went a full week without getting sick!
A note to aspiring authors. If your grand antagonist is a giant fish, you're either a failure as a human, or Herman Melville. Don't not be Herman Melville.
TheOneTrue Madrigal Wasnt the villian of a FF game a giant whale? Thats close enough to fish and people love that game. The real lesson is that if you do it right, you can make anything threatening or scary, something the author failed to do or intentionally made badly
TheOneTrue Madrigal
Whales aren't fish. If your main antagonist is a fish, and the rest of the characters are *not* fish, you are a failure as a human being.
Egalitariat Jaws?
Does that count?
True, whales aren't fish--neither are sharks. Sadly my urge to be snarky and reference classic literature overcame my better judgment. I blame the black fish with bleeding eyes who told me to do it.
That being said, that comment of yours like a great idea for a gritty children's book. I'd read that to my five year old at bedtime.
+TheOneTrue Madrigal Sharks ARE fish though?
For some reason, RUclips doesn’t tell me whenever Yuriofwind videos are released. My fat friend must be sitting on all the notifications
Yo, this was before Fat Friend was nerfed later on, his special doesn't do as much damage as before, this video reminds me why he was nerfed.
Wasn't he named Fat-D?
@@shawnfields2757 3 years late, I forgot I even made this comment and totally forgot what this story was even about.
I was referring to the friend mentioned at the beginning of the story that sat on the author's video games or something.
UPDATE: Okay I just watched the rest of the video and wtf.
OMG!!!!!! This is reitanna seishin's trollpasta!! she meant for it to be bad and cliche but still glad 2 hear your hilarious take on it,
THEY SELL FIRE?
Fat Friend Timestamps
1:10 First mention
21:06 His big defining moment
"evil magikarp." Truly the most frightening villain ever.
Where is your god now?
I remember Periodmon Blood Red, It came paired with Painmon Blue Balls.
But I preffer the updated Pingasmon Yellow Piss: Special Bladder Edition.
"I had never been to a garage sale before. My fat friend sat on all of them."
That was the part where I knew this was gonna be good XD
Take a shot after every *hyper realistic *
ichbin316 nty dont want to die from alcohol poisoning
If I saw this before watching, I'd accept your challenge.
Take three after ULTRA-REALISTIC
ichbin316 think someone did....
I'M DEAD. YOU KILLED ME. I'M GOING TO TRAP YOU IN A HAUNTED POKEMON CARTRIDGE FOR THIS.
And that's why Puss Out was nerfed in Pokemon Gold.
someone pass this on to Bad Creepypasta just to get their reaction on "White Hand used Molest"
So... something very similar to this happened to someone I know, minus the creepy shit and the heart attack. He was given a weird looking Pokemon Crystal in a black standard gameboy cartridge with a different label than the real one at a garage sale.
But all it played was a Crystal rom hack with a lot of swearing put in lol
I wish he still had it, I'd love to play it and see how far the hack went
Fat Friend, the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
May he sit on all creepypastas!
Metal Jacket I'm not Fat Friend, but I am fat, so would that work? But I have no friends, and I'm not that fat, but I'm pretty fat, like 200 pounds. Is that fat enough for you, sir/ma'am?
GOD I'VE MISSED YOU
GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE NOT DEAD
Jadex Srin I guess his fat friend didn't sit on him.
+Jadex Srin jesus christ it was a week since he uploaded, you are so impatient
“My fat friend sat on them.”
“Me author, ME SMASH!”
Favorite quotes.
Dude i really needed a new one of these. I've listened to all of 'em more than a few time and these creepypastas truly make me happy. Thank you Yuri!
Listening to this, I thought this was the most cliché story I had ever heard.
Then White Hand showed up.
I'm dead inside.
ET? This has to be fake.
The most hilarious part of this story, to me at least, is that you can't actually catch Gyarados with the Super Rod in Red; Only in FireRed/LeafGreen (You could also find them in Fuchsia CIty in Yellow, but he said Red). Like, that's just something you could google to make sure of. Or they could've changed the game to FireRed instead.
memes were born within this legendary upload
Ani Until my fat friend sat on the memes....
*"I'M A MAGIKARP, BITCH"*
Either way, the reason you busted out Light the Fire up in the Night during the climax made this way funnier, and ironically emotional.
I can't think of a single story more worthy of being on the Trollpasta wiki than this.
What about ALL of the Sonic.Exe stories?
@@shawnfields2369 The original Sonic.EXE reads like someone actually tried to write a good, believable story.
It was FAILED attempt to write a good, believable story - yes; but I felt the attempt!
I found this channel yesterday and I love ur vids and it is just my thing but the only thing I really want is more CreepyPasta gaming mystery
*heavy breathing* - hhhhiiiiiii yuri - *heavy breathing*
I cumed
You are tearing my arm apart Lisa!
This was hands down the funniest video from this series yet. I was actually in tears laughing by the end.
For the first time since April 17, 2020, I'm about to rewatch the "Pokemon Blood Red" episode.
EDIT- 6:22 P.M.: *finishes episode 38 minutes later*
Even by trollpasta standards, this was pretty bad.
Yep. I agree, dude/lady. But I heard from another commentor, that the person who made this stupid story, intentionally made it a trollpasta, but even going by BSCPT standards, this is incredibly stupid. This story is Sonic.Exe levels of stupid, without any of the good reasons why that story's bad. It's just the bad kind of bad. Not like "The Room" or "Troll 2" bad, where it's so bad it's good, but just bad. Although the "Nurse Joy", story is definitely the WORST Pokemon creepypasta ever. That's the Sonic.Exe 2 of bad Pokemon creepypasta. This story would've counted, but it's actually TRYING to be intentionally stupid, so it's automatically disqualified.
Author isn't paraplegic because of Magikarp. It's because Fat Friend sat on him for calling him "Fat Friend" all the time.
Also if this story is a joke, which other people are attesting to, what the hell is with the white hand part? I know something similar happens in the creepypasta about Bill in the Pokemon LeafGreen beta, but, like, why would you intentionally add that to a story???
...somehow I knew it would end with his fat friend sitting on the damn cartridge. This author abused Chekhov's Law more than that white hand did him?
Didn't Reitanna Seishin write this with the intention of it being a shitpasta?
onesonicguy that would explain why the old guy dies at the beginning instead of the end as it's tradition
well that and the anal rape
hey guys is this the weeaboo corner
hey guys is this the weeaboo corner
I would be surprised if this WASN'T a trollpasta. I mean, the use of hyper realistic blood, "I wanted to turn the game off but I didn't", old guy, garage sale, etc.
hey guys is this the weeaboo corner
These are always a treat to see. My girlfriend and I love your humor and the stories, for what ever reason, feel nostalgic the way you present them.
It's funny Yuri brings up naps, a lot of the time I find his voice so soothing that I bring up the BSCS playlist, turn off my adblocker, and fall asleep to the soothing tune of "fuck, this story is bad".
"Pokemon Blood Red" may have been a trollpasta but it was still pretty bad. It made "Star Fox 6664" look like a *masterpiece* by comparison! 😅
I'm gonna catch a Snorlax and name it fat friend.
"Why don't you love me?!"
Mr. Karp, YOU were the one who didn't give the player any Pokéballs. Maybe you should've thought ahead on that one!
Is no one going to mention Yuri's PTSD flashbacks?
man we need more of these, there my favorite videos on RUclips. always happy to get these notifications.
Great, now I want to see a super sentai staring Fat Friend, Portly Pal, and Obese Buddy
Ah time for sleep...
*Yuriofwind video*
I can wait 33 more minutes...
I had this playing in the background while working on an old pc, and I had to just stop and grab a beer lol.
"But I'm not a monster," said the Magikarp.
I mean, technically, it is.
Me: *hears "hyper realistic"*
Me: ......Tom did you return?
Take a shot every time author mentions his fat friend.
"Then he had a heart attack, and died."
_In Ness voice:_ okey
I thought Magikarp being the villain was absurd, but then it got to the part with white hand and I completely lost it.
Well, you may not have liked it but I think this might be the best story I've ever heard you read. "I'm Magikarp Bitch", having the character survive, and actually having a god damn hero for it (with bonus points to it being "Fat Friend"). Gonna have to listen to this one again.
Man, fat friend is fully aware of the fact that he breaks everything he sits on. It's like the world's worst superpower.
Yuriofwind was wanting to read one of the real classic creepypastas but my fat friend sat on them all. :V
I didn't think that there could be a story worse than Sonic.exe or Jeff the Killer. Color me surprised.
Batfreeze reitanna wanted it to be horrible dude. reitanna wrote it as a trollfic.
Pokemon Metapod version
My god, Ultra Realistic! This Troll Pasta ascended Sonic.Exe's level of realism!
The Magikarp coming out of the screen and nearly killing the protagonist part reminded me of that really bad Giratina Creepypasta.
I would have disliked this video...
“But my fat friend sat on it.”
When fat friend sat on my couch, it *shattered into a million pieces!!1!!!1!*
During the dream where the magikarp is talking to him, all I could think about was "Dear Mr. 'I'm Too Good to Call or Write My Fans'..."
Hyper-realistic tears....
*OF BLOOD*
I really appreciate the Super Hang-On music and the ghost fisting too.
There was ghost fisting too!? How do ghosts even do that!? What about ghost fishing?
You can probably fish for ghosts, but I recall this story having a fisting scene. Very lewd.
@@ectothermic Well, believe it or not, this story was a trollpasta the whole time. And the author's friend commented here too.
10:47
(AuthorTom wandering around on his journey, walk in front of Yuriofwind)
Yuriofwind : *!* (walk towards AuthorTom) "hello and welcome back to bullshit creepypasta storytime.."
(Pokémon battle fading and theme starts)
Yuriofwind wants to fight.
Yuriofwind send out Will2live.
AuthorTom send out HyperrealisticBl00d.
HyperrealisticBl00d used cliché.
Its stupidly effective !
Yuriofwind's Will2live fainted.. wait, I mean "diiied" (OooOuh spoOokyy !)
Yuriofwind is defeated.
HyperrealisticBl00d gets 16487 more uses in this story.
AuthorTom wins 0 credibility.
...
Huh? What's that ??
HyperrealisticBl00d is evolving !
(Evolution theme plays)
Congratulations ! HyperrealisticBl00d evolved into ULTRArealisticBl00d !
*..NOW GO WRITE SOME SHITTY CREEPYPASTA BOUT THAT !!*
How could tell this creepy pasta without laughing your ass off? I laughed so hard toward the end, which is why I'd be bad at telling these stories.
i love how there's supposedly "hyper-realistic blood" in a gameboy game.
Ya gotta have that hyper realistic blood regardless in your story for it to be good /s
This might be the best trollpasta ever.
The only lesson I took from this story is to always have a fat friend ready to save you from ghosts.
The most appropriate use of Light the Fire Up in the Night I have ever seen.
I like how he played Bloody Tears from Castevania. I see what you did there