*Welcome to Deflino Island; the most infamous tourist location on planet Earth. We'll do everything in our power to piss you off in ways you can't even imagine, from pulling Social Experiment Pranks on you to our -5 Star service. Just ask that Mario fellow, he'll tell you all about our shitty service. Delfino Island: The Fuck You Island.*
Autistic Skeleton Also, wait before your friend gets out of the bathroom before you start playing Super Mario Sunshine, because Hitler could be a spoopy ghost in the game otherwise, sir/ma'am. And don't buy a version of the game from a yard sale if it doesn't have official Nintendo stickers or whatever goes on a cover of a Nintendo game. And make sure not to take drugs before playing Super Mario Sunshine too. You might end up hallucinating Hitler inside your game, and it won't make any damn sense. But, it'll be one hell of a funny story for Andrew to read. So, there's a positive for this at least. Until next time, take care.
How to Make a Typical Video Game Creepypasta 101: 1. Main character wants to find a game they're nostalgic about 2. Main character acquires said game from a shady seller, flea market, yard sale, or traumatized player of the game for a cheap price or for free 3. Game cart, disc, or casing is off in some way 4. Main character starts the game, and it starts out relatively normal, with only few minor differences in startup 5. Main game-play begins, and differences are much more noticable 6. The "scariness" begins.Dark backgrounds, screams, and death happen 7. HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD OMG 8. Player is shocked, but can't bring themselves to stop playing 9. The game's weirdness becomes real 10. Main character / player dies 11. The end
How to make a creepypasta: 1: throw bunch of random "spooky scary" gory things at the wall and hope something sticks. 2: remember to keep the plot as thin and nonexistent as possible 3: profit?? Good going, Author!
I actually forgot about this chanel for a while. And when i saw it again i had no idea if i liked it before. It took ONE video to remember my favourite chanel. Glad i came back!
How to make a creepypasta 1: buy game from black market 2: make sky and water red 3: change the sound to be slower 4: add screaming dead child jumpscare The end
This is my favorite segment of yours that you do. I enjoy listening to the bad Creepypastas and laughing along with them as you read them. Some are better than others, but all are at least memorable in how bad they are. This is the very first time where I LITERALLY cannot remember a single damned thing that happened in the story an HOUR after watching it. I remember... PS2 games, Sunshine, vomiting, and a dude's face on the screen. Also something about a statue's face. That's it. That's all I took away from this after a single hour away from the video.
I think my favorite thing about this story is that the author had nightmares about "Poor Princess Peach" as opposed to the actual pictures of dead women and children that he saw. They might be dead too, but they weren't princesses so it doesn't matter. RIP Princess Peach
Yuri's channel is one of the best because ok sure he's reading a story but he fills it with such personality that other dumb you tubers don't do.!this guy is Good
Please give us more half asleep Street Footer Also yay for double uploads, i've been having a really shitty week because of this anxiety disorder and these seriously help. Thanks!
I admire the fact that we got two videos today. As always, keep doing what your doing. I really enjoy your content and have been for 4 years now. looking forward to the next upload.
funny thing; I actually found a game case labelled crudely as half life 3. not in the grocery aisle though, just on one of the shelves among the games. it was an otherwise completely blank case (I think it was PS4 because of the color. could've been PS3 idk), and inside was tony hawk pro skater 5... there's you a scary story.
+SHARD THE FOX went to a retro game store, some nba game disk was there with the word "POKAMON" crudely scrapped onto the disk. it cost $69. true story, sadly.
I guess the reason it hasn't come out is because the dev ran out of potato chips, so he had to run to the store to get more, and accidentally left the game behind.
hey Yuri, I just wanted to say thank you for all your videos and that you've really helped me out through hard times. Every time I'm having a bad day whether it be with family issues or me being a dipshit and messing up, your cynicism always cheers me up. I've been a fan since the beginning and I'm happy that I found you. keep up the great work Andrew. And I wish the best for you.
Aaaah, Yuri. I love this segment so much! Always a pleasure to listen to various stories being slowly stripped of their...."dignity" by your sass and snark. I hope you're doing well too, it's my understanding you've been sick a few times these last few months. Keep smiling brother! :D
this is in my opinion the absolute best type of video ever on youtube, that i have seen. you have one more subscriber. i just watched every bullshit pasta (cant call these creepy) you have made straight through, love your sarcasm and witty interjections, keep it up and i look forward to more.
I like the way he was more worried about Peach rather than his bathroom friend paul who was scarred for life after seeing his own face melt also why did paul just sit there with vomit on him that stuff smells horrible he should have cleaned up. Also the scariest part about this was the Zombies....oh wait that was just you playing dead rising.
10:37 author "I couldnt tell if they were americans, but they looked *somewhat urban* though.." Lee Everett (telltales TWD s1ep2) : "you're not saying what I think you're saying !" >:(
I remember back in the good ol' days of 1944 when I first got my PS2. My TV didn't have color, but damn did those graphics look beautiful. Also, if you want to record with a PS4, you got to go to system settings and disable HDCP, of course you have to turn it back on if you want to go to video streaming services.
So scary! :P Seriously though, I'm glad to see another video from you and I'm extremely happy that I was able to help out! You deserve it! Keep up the good work and I can't wait for the next video! Well... I can wait... I just don't want to :3
hmm sooo what was the point of showing Paul's face on the screen? I though he was gonna get possessed and turn into a skeleton or a plushie thingy. Especially with how hard he was freaking out like a bitch.
For the record, I did get a copy of Red Faction and Sled Storm from a record store not far from where I live. And I found Brave Fencer Musashi and another game called Nightshade (both for the PS2) in a pharmacy while out with my grandmother. I would have picked those up had I owned any cash any cash at the time.
I wonder how these creepy pasta characters would react if they put the wrong disk in their console and still thought it was their normal game. I think they'd freak out at the most normal shit.
16:57 I mean, it's better than most creepypastas like this. Usually the author swears off all Mario games because they insist this is clearly canon, or they kill themselves
Sadly, playing through the 3D All-Stars version of Sunshine, I didn't see that version. I just saw the normal version where he's trying to clean up Delfino Isle because Bowser Jr. framed him for the crimes. Sorry. Or maybe this version that Author-Kun and Paul wrote about only happens when you get every Shine Sprite? I'm not good enough at Sunshine to do that though. But I did like the game more than I thought I would, and definitely more than when i played it the first time many years ago on the GCN by way of the Wii. But I loved reading the guidebook that the game originally had. Too bad about the version of the game Author-Senpai (And Paul), played though, huh?
Not sure if someone has said this yet or if you've tested this but when it comes to recording on the PS4 without their own recording, you need to go into Settings, then System, then uncheck the box for "Enable HDCP". You won't be able to record from the share button on the controller but you should be able to record with your capture device. Hope this helps.
One time at a garage sale I found an in box copy Super Mario Bros. 3. For some reason I didn't pick it up. Probably saved me from writing a bullshit story!
I haven't watched the video yet. But considering the amount of effort that was put into that title, I'm guessing an equal amount of effort was used to wright the story.
So, another contrived, ill-written creepypasta that follows all of those generic beats. I swear, it might as well have its own template at this point: A) Filled with a shit ton of spelling, prose and grammatical errors like it's the first draft of a 2nd graders fan-fiction. B) A lot of useless fluff that adds nothing to the story except padding it out to make it a little longer, and a lot of half-thoughts that either lead nowhere or makes zero sense. 1) Writer wants to revisit game from his (not being sexist, the writers are always male when they allude their gender to the reader for some strange reason) childhood. 1a, optional) Writer wants to revisit game with friend(s) who also has memories of game. 2) Writer tries to find copy of coveted game in modern times, usually in places that obviously wouldn't sell it anymore, too no prevail. 3) Writer finds shady-as-fuck street vendor, merchant, random guy to buy coveted game from. 3a, optional) Price offered for game from shady guy is dirt cheap, and/or exactly what's in writer's pocket at that moment. 3b, optional) Game's case or boxart looks a little off from what was remembered. 4) Writer, with possible friend(s) if mentioned, turns on game with little to nothing wrong happening at first. 5) As writer plays or watches it being played, they notice details about the game are wrong or are left out: no company logo, starting screen is altered or left out, characters look depressed or psychotic, fewer save files, music playing at different tempo, foreboding presence, etc. 6) Writer continues playing despite starting to feel uneasy about the game, instead of doing the sensible thing and just shutting the damn thing off. 7) Creepy shit starts happening. Writer mentions dark skies or backgrounds, depressing and/or unnerving atmosphere, corpses lying about. Oh, and there's blood. Like a lot of blood. _Holy shit did a blood bank recently explode all over this game?_ 7a, optional, but common) *THE BLOOD IS RENDERED BEYOND THE CAPABILITIES OF THE CONSOLE THIS GAME WAS MADE FOR. ALMOST LIKE IT WAS REALISTIC.* 8) Writer continues playing despite clearly playing a game that is demonically possessed in some capacity, WILL NOT shut it off sense he never expresses the inability to do so. 9) Game no longer resembles game from childhood, showing more and more "realistic" and gory imagery. 9a, optional) Game shows images of writer, his loved ones, or the supposed previous owners of this particular copy of the game. They're deformed, rotting or bloodied in the images. 10) Creepy game finally has that last bit of tryhard, edgy imagery of showing characters from the game, and possibly people from the real world, being gored up and mutilated. 10, optional) Here is the one part of the story where the writer shows competency in explaining what he "saw". Kinda disturbing that _here_ is where he put in extra effort. 11) Finally shuts off game, and either throws it out or tries to return it to the shady guy he bought it from. Now, one of several twists happen (sometimes more than one): 11a) The guy, and his place of business, is nowhere to be found. Just a vacant lot where he was. 11b) Game returns to writer through bullshit wizardry sometime after writer made sure the game was disposed of or destroyed. 11c) Game taints console and will only play game when console is turned on, refusing to turn back off. 11d) Writer suffers a psychotic breakdown and gets committed. Game turns out to be perfectly normal when someone else plays it. 11e) Writer finds that he's been consumed into the badly written hellscape of the creepy game when he tries to leave his house. 11f) "Welp, I'm never buying games from _THAT GUY_, again!" (Cue the sitcom outro!) I think that these people are writing essentially the same dumbass creepypasta again and again now for the sole purpose of getting someone like Yuri here to read it on RUclips and to get dumped on the Trollpasta Wiki. They follow this formula in one variation or another now, with no originality or any concept of writing sensibilities like subtlety or tension. Hell, the HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD thing is a running gag for anyone who has perused the catalog of video game creepypastas. I'd like some original horribly-written shit, is what I'm trying to get at.
You're also forgetting one thing. The author for some reason can presisly time how long something is going like "I walked down the bloody level for 13 seconds..."
i remember seeing a PacMan NES creepypasta that said The graphics turned to Xbox360 graphics WOW I NEVER KNEW I COULD PLAY WITH HIGH RESOLUTION 3D MODELS WITH HD GRAPHICS ON A SYSTEM FROM THE 80'S
Fun fact: I once found a copy of Halo Reach limited edition in the bread isle at walmart.
Someones mommy didn't let them have the game lol.
You didn't take it, right?
It was probably cursed with blood and Hitler and evil...and blood.
hyper-realistic blood or just regular blood?
+Redmond Hyper-realistic, of course.
Better graphics than real life can normally handle!
Sppoooooopppuuuu
Geez someone did some Super Mario Moonshine before writing this...
That's a game I'd pay top dollar to play.
you got a chuckle out of me, you're alright mr comment person
*Slow Clap*
Very nice.
Someone make this drink. I don't like alcohol but I will drink it.
Andrew should've drank some
12:50 "So, is F.L.U.D.D. a Neo-Nazi and that's why he's not in this story?"
That little line always cracks me up.
*Welcome to Deflino Island; the most infamous tourist location on planet Earth. We'll do everything in our power to piss you off in ways you can't even imagine, from pulling Social Experiment Pranks on you to our -5 Star service. Just ask that Mario fellow, he'll tell you all about our shitty service. Delfino Island: The Fuck You Island.*
More like -5 Ztar service
But wait, Ztars are alredy reductions, so wouldn't a negative Ztar just roll right back on into being positive? ... Double negatives can go die.
+sonicrush879 don't you mean can't not die?
+329link You win this round.
This whole comment section is a social experiment
R.i.p Paul.
He drowned in his own puke whilst his friend got spooked by Mario.
1:55 when that Code Geass opening chorus hits... my ears PERKED UP. Then suddenly mario music again 🤭
notice how he didnt say "hyperrealistic"? it sounds like he wanted to use it but he knew it was overused.
I love how when you said "We went to our local game shops" you showed a clip of them riding on horses and motorcycles.
Cars didn't exist in this story :3.
+Yuriofwind But game stores do exist? Alright, mixing it up
For some reason you remind me of Leafy.
leafy just reminds you of him
Wilfred Cthulu ii
I'm pretty sure pinãtas are supposed to not be alive for the most part.
You're never played Viva Pinata...
Your mean ;)
+Maikel Maylord
You've never learned what typos are, and that proper grammar is not required in a comments section.
mah boi are you currently watching or have watched the Zelda charity marathon stream called Zeldathon at zeldathon(dot)net ??
hell i can take this shit seriously
11:37 Yuri:"I found myself teleported to Delfino Plaza"
*Cool Cool Mountain plays in the background*
Yes, it is a very fitting song for a tropical island.
Moral of the story: Don't press start before you turn on the console
Autistic Skeleton Also, wait before your friend gets out of the bathroom before you start playing Super Mario Sunshine, because Hitler could be a spoopy ghost in the game otherwise, sir/ma'am. And don't buy a version of the game from a yard sale if it doesn't have official Nintendo stickers or whatever goes on a cover of a Nintendo game. And make sure not to take drugs before playing Super Mario Sunshine too. You might end up hallucinating Hitler inside your game, and it won't make any damn sense. But, it'll be one hell of a funny story for Andrew to read. So, there's a positive for this at least. Until next time, take care.
How to Make a Typical Video Game Creepypasta 101:
1. Main character wants to find a game they're nostalgic about
2. Main character acquires said game from a shady seller, flea market, yard sale, or traumatized player of the game for a cheap price or for free
3. Game cart, disc, or casing is off in some way
4. Main character starts the game, and it starts out relatively normal, with only few minor differences in startup
5. Main game-play begins, and differences are much more noticable
6. The "scariness" begins.Dark backgrounds, screams, and death happen
7. HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD OMG
8. Player is shocked, but can't bring themselves to stop playing
9. The game's weirdness becomes real
10. Main character / player dies
11. The end
TyZaK OH NO 2 SPOOKY 4 ME
I fucking love you bro, you definitely deserve more recognition than you already get.
How to make a creepypasta:
1: throw bunch of random "spooky scary" gory things at the wall and hope something sticks.
2: remember to keep the plot as thin and nonexistent as possible
3: profit??
Good going, Author!
5. Have the grammar of a fifth grader
6. It's ALWAYS a glitch.
8. Probably bought from shady dealer or GameStop
9. You guys forgot the ULTRA REALISTIC BLOOD
10. And Tom... Sometimes.
3:14 Challengers is truly awesome, thanks for using it!
I actually forgot about this chanel for a while. And when i saw it again i had no idea if i liked it before. It took ONE video to remember my favourite chanel. Glad i came back!
I cry with joy when i see these.... thank you Yuri :')
We don't need to know about your preferred form of hentai.
yeah... best to put his full username in this case...
do you get hard?
+Drek Anon who dosent?
+Svensk Gamer I don't.
Yuri is completely uninteresting to me.
Also there was a picture of Jesus bleeding from his eyes...
You know, the usual...
I genuinely can't tell if this creepypasta even takes itself seriously or not.
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Nothing is more serious than hitler randomly showing up in a creepypasta :3
Wait, what? I looked into the comments section too soon again....
+Yuriofwind your ":3" faces make emojis look like God's gift.
I hope you know that your voice helps me fall asleep. It's so soothing and I love it. Thank you.
Should've been titled "Super Mario Sun-die"
7:35 It had complex textures you say? Almost as if it was hyper realistic.
How to make a creepypasta
1: buy game from black market
2: make sky and water red
3: change the sound to be slower
4: add screaming dead child jumpscare
The end
thanks for the help i needed that!
"I think the author is a genius!" I burst out laughing so damn loudly at 5:30 am. Thank you Yuri you damn genius.
This is my favorite segment of yours that you do. I enjoy listening to the bad Creepypastas and laughing along with them as you read them. Some are better than others, but all are at least memorable in how bad they are.
This is the very first time where I LITERALLY cannot remember a single damned thing that happened in the story an HOUR after watching it. I remember... PS2 games, Sunshine, vomiting, and a dude's face on the screen. Also something about a statue's face. That's it. That's all I took away from this after a single hour away from the video.
I think my favorite thing about this story is that the author had nightmares about "Poor Princess Peach" as opposed to the actual pictures of dead women and children that he saw. They might be dead too, but they weren't princesses so it doesn't matter.
RIP Princess Peach
if he could not take it, why did he go back to the bathroom?
Am I the only one who just zones out listening to these and then just miss part of the story?
what the hell I do this too. I just watch the gameplay and wish I were playing Sunshine
It just keeps going and going and going. The ability to write so much and yet say so little is truly an art form.
This video brings me so much nostalgia since it was one of the first creepypasta I watched
Moral of the Day: Bathtubs don't decapitate people.
Yuri, you automatically get 100 points simply for Last Story. Severely underrated game.
"I saw his pupils reach pure, dark nothing. He returned to his seat, a solemn look on his face."
"Give it a few minutes before you go in there."
Nothing quite like a bed-time story from Yuri.
Ay, Its Yuri Of Wind. NOW I SHALL WAIT FOR THE NEXT VIDEO IN THE NEXT 5 MONTHS
Er 1 month
Aiming for about a week, actually :3.
+Yuriofwind Getting a bit ambitious eh?
sick :D
Yuri's channel is one of the best because ok sure he's reading a story but he fills it with such personality that other dumb you tubers don't do.!this guy is Good
YESS. These are always so great to listen to while playing a game or just relaxing. Keep it up, my dude!
Please give us more half asleep Street Footer
Also yay for double uploads, i've been having a really shitty week because of this anxiety disorder and these seriously help. Thanks!
I admire the fact that we got two videos today. As always, keep doing what your doing. I really enjoy your content and have been for 4 years now. looking forward to the next upload.
Well thank you very much :D. Glad you enjoy the videos ^-^.
One time I found a copy of Half-Life 3 in the grocery aisle of my local EB games.
funny thing; I actually found a game case labelled crudely as half life 3. not in the grocery aisle though, just on one of the shelves among the games. it was an otherwise completely blank case (I think it was PS4 because of the color. could've been PS3 idk), and inside was tony hawk pro skater 5... there's you a scary story.
+329link Did you buy it?
M. Puddingbox hell no I wouldn't touch that game if it was free (which it probably was, as it would've had to have been purchased to change the label)
+SHARD THE FOX went to a retro game store, some nba game disk was there with the word "POKAMON" crudely scrapped onto the disk. it cost $69. true story, sadly.
I guess the reason it hasn't come out is because the dev ran out of potato chips, so he had to run to the store to get more, and accidentally left the game behind.
hey Yuri, I just wanted to say thank you for all your videos and that you've really helped me out through hard times. Every time I'm having a bad day whether it be with family issues or me being a dipshit and messing up, your cynicism always cheers me up. I've been a fan since the beginning and I'm happy that I found you. keep up the great work Andrew. And I wish the best for you.
Aaaah, Yuri. I love this segment so much! Always a pleasure to listen to various stories being slowly stripped of their...."dignity" by your sass and snark. I hope you're doing well too, it's my understanding you've been sick a few times these last few months. Keep smiling brother! :D
this is in my opinion the absolute best type of video ever on youtube, that i have seen. you have one more subscriber. i just watched every bullshit pasta (cant call these creepy) you have made straight through, love your sarcasm and witty interjections, keep it up and i look forward to more.
I like the way he was more worried about Peach rather than his bathroom friend paul who was scarred for life after seeing his own face melt also why did paul just sit there with vomit on him that stuff smells horrible he should have cleaned up. Also the scariest part about this was the Zombies....oh wait that was just you playing dead rising.
Dude, these make me laugh everytime I watch them! 😂 Keep it up!
you are the best yuriofwind. keep on keeping on!
9:30 (starts singing like Jimmy Durante) On every tree, their sits a bird, singing a song of love.
Are you sure this isn't a Trollpasta?
I wake up, see a new Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime video in my subscriptions, and I am pleased since I get to hear more of your wondrous voice.
10:53 I lost my shit at the Kirby music with a fighting game behind it. Goddammit, Yuri. XD
It's the best way to show author is going on a tangent with ludicrious amounts of gore and violence that's just plain getting silly at this point.
I love this Yuri. Keep it up my man
Pretty suspicion I think but probably something in my eye?
But me was you, and you was skeleton WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!!
"I am live alone who lives with roommate"
the__wolf Maybe his name is Live Alone?
That reference though
You've really hit the jackpot this time, Yuriofwind!
10:37 author "I couldnt tell if they were americans, but they looked *somewhat urban* though.."
Lee Everett (telltales TWD s1ep2) : "you're not saying what I think you're saying !" >:(
YMangaka And somewhat far, from what he could tell.
Awesome as always Yuri! Keep up the good work man :3
Another great video from Yuriofwind.
Because you obviously get through super Mario sunshine without fludd!
I thought Mario cried because the story was so awful
YOU'RE NOT DEAD :D i love to watch your new vid every 6 months ;)
I remember back in the good ol' days of 1944 when I first got my PS2. My TV didn't have color, but damn did those graphics look beautiful.
Also, if you want to record with a PS4, you got to go to system settings and disable HDCP, of course you have to turn it back on if you want to go to video streaming services.
This is the best birthday present I've ever gotten.
i loved ur sarcastically funny commentery! i love ur vids!!!!!! keep up da good work!!!!!
So scary! :P
Seriously though, I'm glad to see another video from you and I'm extremely happy that I was able to help out! You deserve it! Keep up the good work and I can't wait for the next video! Well... I can wait... I just don't want to :3
hmm sooo what was the point of showing Paul's face on the screen? I though he was gonna get possessed and turn into a skeleton or a plushie thingy. Especially with how hard he was freaking out like a bitch.
For the record, I did get a copy of Red Faction and Sled Storm from a record store not far from where I live. And I found Brave Fencer Musashi and another game called Nightshade (both for the PS2) in a pharmacy while out with my grandmother. I would have picked those up had I owned any cash any cash at the time.
Guess who's back.
Back again.
Yuri.
Yuriofwind.
God damn it, Yuri, stop being amazing!
Dude, I can't wait to hear your majestic voice in that vidja gaem that is taking forver to be released.
Awesome video as always :D keep it up!
I wonder how these creepy pasta characters would react if they put the wrong disk in their console and still thought it was their normal game.
I think they'd freak out at the most normal shit.
I'm pretty sure Tom has written most if not all of the Creepy pastas yuri of wind has ever read lol
16:57 I mean, it's better than most creepypastas like this. Usually the author swears off all Mario games because they insist this is clearly canon, or they kill themselves
What a great way to unwind after a rough day
hopefully this version will be included in 3D All-Stars
Sadly, playing through the 3D All-Stars version of Sunshine, I didn't see that version. I just saw the normal version where he's trying to clean up Delfino Isle because Bowser Jr. framed him for the crimes. Sorry. Or maybe this version that Author-Kun and Paul wrote about only happens when you get every Shine Sprite? I'm not good enough at Sunshine to do that though. But I did like the game more than I thought I would, and definitely more than when i played it the first time many years ago on the GCN by way of the Wii. But I loved reading the guidebook that the game originally had. Too bad about the version of the game Author-Senpai (And Paul), played though, huh?
I hear "Challengers" from DBZ Budokai
the music really makes this video A Plus
Not sure if someone has said this yet or if you've tested this but when it comes to recording on the PS4 without their own recording, you need to go into Settings, then System, then uncheck the box for "Enable HDCP". You won't be able to record from the share button on the controller but you should be able to record with your capture device. Hope this helps.
I will admit I'm surprised the author (while keeping the blood troupe) did not actually call it "Hyper Realistic Blood" I think they learned from Tom.
There's great stories like Abandoned by Disney, Psychosis, and the Russian Sleep Experiment. On the other side of the spectrum, we have this.
The Nobody14200
The underside of shit versus the top of shit.
One time at a garage sale I found an in box copy Super Mario Bros. 3. For some reason I didn't pick it up. Probably saved me from writing a bullshit story!
Kamen Rider footage set to an awful Mario story is something I never realized I wanted until now
I keep thinking these stories can't get any worse and you keep proving they can.
i am unbelievably happy to watch this
Listen to all those Pitantas screaming.
"But I'm alive, I'm not dead!"
-Sham69
I haven't watched the video yet. But considering the amount of effort that was put into that title, I'm guessing an equal amount of effort was used to wright the story.
All that typo make me think is Phoenix Wright sitting there trying to correct the story, then giving up because it's such bullshit.
Good to see you back Yuri!
So, another contrived, ill-written creepypasta that follows all of those generic beats. I swear, it might as well have its own template at this point:
A) Filled with a shit ton of spelling, prose and grammatical errors like it's the first draft of a 2nd graders fan-fiction.
B) A lot of useless fluff that adds nothing to the story except padding it out to make it a little longer, and a lot of half-thoughts that either lead nowhere or makes zero sense.
1) Writer wants to revisit game from his (not being sexist, the writers are always male when they allude their gender to the reader for some strange reason) childhood.
1a, optional) Writer wants to revisit game with friend(s) who also has memories of game.
2) Writer tries to find copy of coveted game in modern times, usually in places that obviously wouldn't sell it anymore, too no prevail.
3) Writer finds shady-as-fuck street vendor, merchant, random guy to buy coveted game from.
3a, optional) Price offered for game from shady guy is dirt cheap, and/or exactly what's in writer's pocket at that moment.
3b, optional) Game's case or boxart looks a little off from what was remembered.
4) Writer, with possible friend(s) if mentioned, turns on game with little to nothing wrong happening at first.
5) As writer plays or watches it being played, they notice details about the game are wrong or are left out: no company logo, starting screen is altered or left out, characters look depressed or psychotic, fewer save files, music playing at different tempo, foreboding presence, etc.
6) Writer continues playing despite starting to feel uneasy about the game, instead of doing the sensible thing and just shutting the damn thing off.
7) Creepy shit starts happening. Writer mentions dark skies or backgrounds, depressing and/or unnerving atmosphere, corpses lying about. Oh, and there's blood. Like a lot of blood. _Holy shit did a blood bank recently explode all over this game?_
7a, optional, but common) *THE BLOOD IS RENDERED BEYOND THE CAPABILITIES OF THE CONSOLE THIS GAME WAS MADE FOR. ALMOST LIKE IT WAS REALISTIC.*
8) Writer continues playing despite clearly playing a game that is demonically possessed in some capacity, WILL NOT shut it off sense he never expresses the inability to do so.
9) Game no longer resembles game from childhood, showing more and more "realistic" and gory imagery.
9a, optional) Game shows images of writer, his loved ones, or the supposed previous owners of this particular copy of the game. They're deformed, rotting or bloodied in the images.
10) Creepy game finally has that last bit of tryhard, edgy imagery of showing characters from the game, and possibly people from the real world, being gored up and mutilated.
10, optional) Here is the one part of the story where the writer shows competency in explaining what he "saw". Kinda disturbing that _here_ is where he put in extra effort.
11) Finally shuts off game, and either throws it out or tries to return it to the shady guy he bought it from. Now, one of several twists happen (sometimes more than one):
11a) The guy, and his place of business, is nowhere to be found. Just a vacant lot where he was.
11b) Game returns to writer through bullshit wizardry sometime after writer made sure the game was disposed of or destroyed.
11c) Game taints console and will only play game when console is turned on, refusing to turn back off.
11d) Writer suffers a psychotic breakdown and gets committed. Game turns out to be perfectly normal when someone else plays it.
11e) Writer finds that he's been consumed into the badly written hellscape of the creepy game when he tries to leave his house.
11f) "Welp, I'm never buying games from _THAT GUY_, again!" (Cue the sitcom outro!)
I think that these people are writing essentially the same dumbass creepypasta again and again now for the sole purpose of getting someone like Yuri here to read it on RUclips and to get dumped on the Trollpasta Wiki. They follow this formula in one variation or another now, with no originality or any concept of writing sensibilities like subtlety or tension. Hell, the HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD thing is a running gag for anyone who has perused the catalog of video game creepypastas. I'd like some original horribly-written shit, is what I'm trying to get at.
I agree, I mean even if it's absolute shit at least try to make it smell different.
You're also forgetting one thing. The author for some reason can presisly time how long something is going like "I walked down the bloody level for 13 seconds..."
yep
DurradonXylles Screw this, I'm writing my own pasta!
I wouldn't blame the turning the game off thing. If my childhood games were suddenly covered in blood, I'd be a bit intrigued too.
good video, man
good to see you again
This is the best one yet I had to fight not to laugh and wake my roommate lmao
only halfway through and already spit out my water twice.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! ... What's that game at 1:50? Is that a Rune Factory game?
Some used game stores still sell GameCube games.
5:10 - 5:31
-"There was only one option on the file select screen" There! Was that so hard. It's as if every creepypasta writer has major ADD.
Super Mario Sunshine is my favorite PlayStation 2 game.
2:11 whats that game? and what console
.hack//Versus it's a PS3 game. It was bundled with the .hack//The Movie in japan.
+PrismaticNova aw. I was kinda hoping it's be on ps4
i remember seeing a PacMan NES creepypasta that said The graphics turned to Xbox360 graphics WOW I NEVER KNEW I COULD PLAY WITH HIGH RESOLUTION 3D MODELS WITH HD GRAPHICS ON A SYSTEM FROM THE 80'S
I cry from laughter from these.
Everyone has been looking for paul since 1981/1984...
Poor little paul.
DO YOU HAVE TO CALL IT THAT!!!!!!!!
Robot Power Ranger Samurai...
On motorbikes.
Who the hell spiked my drink. Be honest. Because its working
the sky was morbid
Doug Dimmadome?! Owner of the Dimmsdame Dimmadome?!