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basically it's telling him to put their money where their mouth is, there's a reason why one percent of the population joins; everybody's got an opinion till it's time to step up!
@@noice8114 well, in the video they always counter their excuse. This person’s excuse was being a terrorist so that probably means it’s a program to counter being a terrorist
I was in Basic Training with several foreigners, and even deployed with 2 Cubans. 1 of the Cubans even took his citizenship test while on leave from Afghanistan, came back from leave as an American. BTW this was back in 2009.
@@mq-r3apz291 exactly its hillarous how people think the government doesnt give their gaurds and soldiers good pay😂 anyone who thinks they deserve 100k a yr for shit is a liberal scoundrel
The marines were the only branch that reached out to me, I had to reach out to the air force to get in. To their credit the air force got me through meps and to the job I wanted
@@planezzz1234how long was the process of Air Force getting in contact with you. What was your ASVAB score What was your GPA How much does ACT matter What’s the difference between active, reserve and national guard. What weight/ bmi do you need to join. Do you need a physical copy of your SSN and Birth certificate
@Casey.is.a.terrible. it was a ray or two before they got back to me, my asvab was a 78, my high school GPA is about a 3.7, I didn't take my act yet but it shouldn't matter, I can't answer anything about the national guard but I can say the biggest difference between active and reserve is pay and time you only do 1 weekend a month for reserve. You will need your ssn and birth certificate. I did reserve since I'm still 17 but both are great choices. The advantage to reserve is that you can lock in your job meaning they can't boot you doing basic
I sent something similar in an email to the spaceforce since i have the education requirements and they said i would be a great civilian candidate. Even the military branch for IT folks has physical requirements
@@colleenshaw1607 Yeah it's actually becoming a problem since it's super retarded to have strict physical standards for jobs that don't require it, the military is running low on employees.
They were trying to forge my colorblindness so I could get into Intel 😂 noped right the fuck out after they told me I should manage my expectations after scoring 98 on the little test they give you(that’s not the ASVAB)
Mine tried that, i didnt take my adhd pills for 10 years and he said he wasnt sending that part, came up to it and they asked if i had adhd, immediatly said “yes” just thought “ffffffuuuuccccckkkkk”
Real shit. When my dad joined in 86 he told the recruiter he didn’t graduate high school. Recruiter said it’s no problem. My dad didn’t learn until after he was finished at his MOS school when they were going over his records that the recruiter forged his diploma lol
First you start off as powder boy. Then you move up to selecting the correct powder charge. Then you move up to fuses, then you move up to the guy that gets to pull the chord.. ten you move up to assistant gunner, then you make it to gunner.
Nope, they're hard up on people... My old MOS, is at like 30% staffing. My husband, is messed up, partially from the one and only Covid shot he took, and the person who couldn't talk for a month and sustained memory loss and neurological damage from the COVID shot is the 1SG. He stumbles, falls and loses feeling in his leg due to slipped disks, Dr documentation of no hope of improvement ✔️✔️✔️ RETAIN.
@@Basement811 Yeah they do and if you fail even once you're NEVER getting in. They do random testing even after you join & during Basic Training (in the Army anyway).
Remember guys, if you’re ever lost somewhere like the woods, just yell “I’m ready to enlist!” Out loud and your local recruiter will find you, warning though, he will only save you if you actually do enlist, and don’t worry, he’ll have the paperwork with him
This is exactly what happened to me at like 17, later that day army recruiter was at my house talking to my parents. 💀 They were so lost. Didn’t end up enlisting but now I’m 22 and I leave for Air Force basic on the 19th of next month.
Yeah I'm going off next month too, and I was 19 when I first went and talked and after I changed my mind 😂 but now 20 n I leave next month guess I came 180
Marines called me 7 years after I graduated HS to "catch up with me" when I told them I had a hand tattoo, "Well, maybe the Army can help you." Lmao he had to go real quick after that
I remember a marine recruiter calling me, and I straight up told him I smoke weed and he said “well it’s a good thing I’m calling you on my personal cell, when you come in here don’t say that shit to me” 😂😂
I'd love to serve but I smoke trees for daaaaays. Think it's dumb the military knows there's a problem with alcohol and service members but weed is a strict no when it's harmless in comparison. I don't drink, have my degree, and a bomb career. The military will figure it out
When I enlisted in 1983 you could tell them you smoked weed take a pass test come up hot and still take you after basic past a pass test you were good to go
My theory on this is the Air Force is simultaneously smaller than the other branches, has less combat roles, more useful for civilian life job positions, and has from what I perceive, a way higher ratio of officers to enlisted because so many roles are officers not in command of enlisted or a small number of enlisted. So to try and enlist, they're like "Nah, we've got way less need for you than the Army or Navy. Go talk to them."
@SpecialJ11 As far as I'm aware we are the only branch that doesn't have hard quotas for recruiters to make and almost every year we try to downsize the force just to later in the year scream how we are undermanned. Circle of life
@@mshamblam I had someone in Marine bootcamp with me that was prior air force. He didn't tell anyone at first. But when we got our military IDs his actually printed out Airforce still instead of Marines and had to go get it fixed. This was back in March of 2009 at parris island.
Reminds me of that screenshot of the recruiter IG conversation where the guy sent the "I am totally normal and mentally stable and can be trusted around dangerous weapons" meme And the recruiter responded "well I'm going to ignore what a red flag that is and we'll pretend you didn't send me that".
My platoon sergeant ORDERED me to drink (after working hours of course). I couldn't even finish one beer before he was handing me another one - that's not even a joke.
I just finished my stint as an Army recruiter... I can confirm that this EXACT conversation happens at least once or twice a week with a random person.
At first I was like "Who the fuck gonna walk around in the suburbs in uniform" . Then he turned around and I realized my mistake. Now I'm on a bus on my way to basic.
One time a recruiter drove up to me while I was just walking. And he was like "Hey you ever think about joining the Army!?" And turned to him and said "yeah!" Then kept walking the other direction. They didn't know what to say. 😂
Man, I made that mistake. Dude showed up at my apartment building 😂😂. They were way to eager. Joined the Airforce. They’re not the chairforce. I’m doing the work of 3 people. Do more with less and all that Bs.
@@tannerlane9669 as soon as he said something about the shot, she recruiter said "we have free education". Implying the guy is stupid for being afraid of the shot. So yes, he kinda changed topic but not really
@@JTheraos But sir it’s your “Opinion” that that’s what he meant 😂 He definitely changed the entire topic after taking about the shot…. You must’ve got it yourself 😂….that right there just shows that your trying to make a point at isn’t even there 😂🤦🏼♂️Nice try though 😂
@@J40G waiving out of what specifically? I have plenty of friends that have shaving waivers and even some that have certain hair waivers for religious reasons.
They are so persistent 😂 I remember in highschool, I told the recruiter I already had a plan for college and continued to deny him. Then my bestfriend got to talking to them and they convinced him to change his mind 😂 them boys are professional salesmen 🤣
@@bickyboo7789 They signed some new shit so the DoD can access something like 7 years of medical records, I am talking with a recruiter and she said we'll do waivers for it. I need waivers for tons of stuff unfortunately but one day I'll head to Lackland
@@jaredl.1738 they’re lying to you, they’ll do anything and say anything to get you to crack under pressure. my buddy has depression, adhd and was on adderall, and a heart issue but didn’t give them any reason to question him by simply lying his way through. they didn’t check shit at meps.
Don't even need a felony. Just tell him you got a domestic violence on your record. Usually it's a Mister meener and they'll stop fucking Calling sad part is I know. A few motherfuckers that fucked up and gotta A domestic from a crazy ass girlfriend's Saying shit after they broke up and they are banned from service
@@CodyMaxwell-e5yi got military recruits to stop calling me because i told them if i get put on the field im shooting anything that moves. Friendly, enemy, innocent, whatever. Told them that when i was in school and never got a phone call or email again
I’m joining and I’m 38, fulfilling a dream of mines and the Air Force is it. I’m glad it’s raised to 39yrs old. But I have to look into that shaving wavier bc my black ass does bump up. I take my test on the 21st of this month.
@@Jodywithawhy passed my test today! Didn’t get the score I’d like to if gotten but for only having a month to soak up as much knowledge as I could, I’m proud of myself for passing it on the first try. Love your content. Next is MEPS for the physical.
@J Slough Well brother I’m glad I have inspired you. I just finished up at meps I dropped my weight from 240lbs and weighted in at MEPS 209.4lbs but they taped my waist and neck and I passed because I was under the max body fat %. I need to get a waiver for my vision because I have astigmatism. I hope it doesn’t take to long but if so it’ll be all worth it. Once I get that approved I can swear pick my job and head out to BMT. That’s a life long dream of mines and I am finally moving forward to make this dream come true.
@J Slough we could always exchange info man and god willing we’ll meet one day but still be airmen brothers. I haven’t picked my MOS yet. But I’d love to do something with special warfare
@@DavidKB30 don't let them talk you into doing anything maintenance, security forces, open general or anything working with bombers. If so then embrace the suck
@@chrisfrench9257 what is eval ? And if that true ? Is army really trying to go beyond their way to recruit new members ? I mean have seen sessional TV ads in my country where they really display army as one of best and respectable job but i have never seen any recruiter approaching others on personal level.
I remember this recruiter wanted me so bad, he kept offering hella sh*t. Even told me after my first contract I could be up for a 40k bonus to reenlist and I mean I ain’t gonna lie it sounded all juicy and everything but I got other plans I’m trynna do with my life. My big brother is a marine and I have huge respect for everyone that serves.
As a veteran gonna say this: You can be promised a sign on bonus, but if you don't finish your contract you have to pay it all back plus taxes However, your recruiter can not offer a reenlist bonus, it depends on demand of the positron They do bonuses because basically annually the army will let go of thousands of soldiers, then suddenly decide they need thousands of soldiers
Bruh they said I couldn’t join until I was a full citizen[GC holder currently] and recently I met up with a friend who ain’t even got papers and he’s already done with his second year smh.
-nice day... At our brand new urban training environment, THEY EVEN HAVE A SCHOOL SCENE, perfect for your kind go ahead and have the greatest time of your life!
"impossible, no better payment then the reward of serving your country, btw we have tons of tax benefits and you can live on site to help make up the difference, shoot you'd be making more.."
no problem, we'll make you warrant officer so you can keep doing that job but for us; we just need you to start as an E-1, and we will file the warrant papers later on 🤣
I’m 32, I will be joining at 33 due to laser tattoo removal. So far I’ve had my feet reset (arches), cysts cut out, lost 35 lbs, ear lobes sewn shut, laser tattoo removal on fingers and neck, stretching every night to get range of motion back and gotten tattoos (long story). When people find out I always hear “I was going to but…”, this video hit my soul 🤣
@@nmussa6902 the physical therapist stretched out my arches, feet mobility movements, using a balance ball and using a hard foam roller on the outside of my thigh (laying down on it and rolling on it). It worked, I no longer have to use orthotics. I will add that I had fallen arches not flat feet.
Not too long ago, I was actually interested in joining the Marines. The recruiter was trying to find ways around my OCD and Tourette's but the moment he saw my quarter-sized hand tattoo of a smiling Jack Skellington head (not even the evil grin one either, just a happy Jack!), he dipped and I never heard from him again.
Recruiters lie 100% of the time. You know how you can tell the recruiter is lying to you? Their mouth is open. They will say anything they have to in order to get you to sign. I told my recruiter that I had just read a book about the Roswell incident and he told me I'd probably see a UFO if I join.
@@evanjones6840 Writing doesn't mean shit, they'll forge documents if they have to and try to trick you. I wanted 31-R, Tactical Transmission Systems Operator Maintainer but my recruiter was trying to get people to enlist as firefighters because HE would get a bonus so he forged a document that said "Tactical Transmission Systems Operator Maintainer" but had the wrong MOS next to that (the firefighter MOS) and he thought I wouldn't notice. I left his office and went to a different recruiter; got the MOS I wanted.
"That's ok. You're sister or daughter can hyphenate her name, when she gets married. Orrrr. You can get them to join. Get a battle buddy system bonus, and the military will issue them a husband."
I didn't tell my parents that I joined until I was two weeks from going to basic training. A few years later, I got my degree in psychology, became a Lieutenant, Military Police and Airborne qualified.
I didn't tell my parents that I dropped out of university. A few years later, I finished Halo Master Chief Collection, earned max level in Star Wars Battlefront II, recieved 200k Reddit karma, got fat, and smell like Cheetos.
I remember this girl tried to recruit me at school I thought she was flirting with me then she slid me this card talking about join today......played my goofy ass
@@TattsnGuns of course it did. The jig is up. Too bad for those that had to get it. I absolutely hate the relationship between big pharma and the military.
@Ryan Murders dude, seriously. And think about it. If smoking weed was federally legal and was encouraged in the military like how drinking is, service member suicide would plummet, as well as not even needed half of the bullshit they force inside our bodies in bootcamp.
A recruiter stopped me outside a Walmart just after my contract was up. I said “been there, done that” lol. Looking back I’m surprised he didn’t try to talk me into going back.
Ur not lying if u say no I’ve never been thought about joining that shit I worked in the chow halls on the biggest base in California and 90% of the marines regretted joining hate it there and couldn’t wait to get out counting the days. It was bad enough having to show up there for my job imagine being owned and enslaved by those assholes. Oh and if ur not a marine they always side with marines over u cause they think brother bullshit comes before true justice. I had some marine friends too.
Would love to know if that’s one of the major reasons the Army recruitment is down. I’m sure that, women in combat roles, woke leadership etc has some part as well
They didn't let me in. Said I was too fat 😂 I was 165 lbs and 5'5". Definitely not skinny, but not exactly morbidly obese, nothing I wouldn't immediately lose in basic 🤷♀️
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For all my peoples who are actually interested in joining the Air Force, this playlist will help get you started. Good luck 🙌🏽 ruclips.net/p/PLXuUcq2bb7w1FpnrFV4FC0pn57wq9uCVc
Nah, join the army instead. It’s definitely better 😅
@@MNO-zo8ec Go Army… HOOAH!!!
basically it's telling him to put their money where their mouth is, there's a reason why one percent of the population joins; everybody's got an opinion till it's time to step up!
I wish i can join. 🤔
@@Milo.The.Explorer talk to a recruiter, bet they'll find a way to get you in.
The turnaround “ you ever think about joining” lol
Those are the magic words for a recruiter. Lol
@@Jodywithawhy What is it that the high school diploma is no longer necessary 🤔🤔
You’d have to score a 65 on the asvab, but if you can do that you can join without a high school diploma.
@@Jodywithawhy Even the AF? because I read that they accept that since January only in the ARMY
Air Force has been doing it since like 2019. Just gotta score that 65 on the asvab.
"I'm actually a terrorist."
"We have a turncoat program."
🤣
@@gabrieldaniels6191 whats turncoat?
@@noice8114 use context and you can figure it out
@@SuperCoolZomb1e I tried and I can’t seem to figure it out
@@noice8114 well, in the video they always counter their excuse. This person’s excuse was being a terrorist so that probably means it’s a program to counter being a terrorist
“My heart is literally not beating”
“We got a waiver for that”
Sign me up
the real dead man profile
This is 2022 dead people have the same rights as you and I
@@CutieCatinc Truuuuu tho
@@CutieCatinc acktually we prefer to use the term “mortally challenged”
"My girlfriend is pregnant"
"You're not the daddy anyway, let's go!"
😂
"I already have PTSD."
"Perfect, that'll save the VA a lot of money."
Highly underrated comment
Criminally underrated!
Mate, I still have PTSD from Butterfree leaving Ash.
@@WhoThisMonkey I'm still crying over it too my friend
😂
“I’m dying tomorrow”
“Then do it today”
I'm dead 💀 🤣
🤣🤣
Comedy right here, in both quotes. Both statements are so ridiculous! 😂
Probably my favorite one. I’m mad I didn’t think of it to include in this video. Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Actually, I'm not a U.S. citizen"
"They just change the law btw, you want free citizenship?"
But u still need green card to join….
@@yifeilyu6916 oh no worries free green cards
That’s how they got me lol
I was in Basic Training with several foreigners, and even deployed with 2 Cubans. 1 of the Cubans even took his citizenship test while on leave from Afghanistan, came back from leave as an American. BTW this was back in 2009.
If I am not wrong neighboring country citizens can apply for US army and when they retire from it, they basically get the US citizenship.
"I cant eat your shitty canteen food"
"Dawg you can order uber"
‘we have this new change right. a whole mcdonalds burger per person. interested now’
@@nosleep771I'd ship tomorrow if they guaranteed that 😂
@@neft5449 lmaoooo honestly me too
I remember there was a youtube short about military enjoying a camp full of american resteraunts😂
@@mq-r3apz291 exactly its hillarous how people think the government doesnt give their gaurds and soldiers good pay😂 anyone who thinks they deserve 100k a yr for shit is a liberal scoundrel
“I got 3 kids”
Let them join as well, fun for the whole family
lmao
Great idea
😂
😭😭😭
This one right here lol I'm weak.
"I do not want to join the military!!"
"That fine we got a waiver for that too" 😂
They call it a draft notice. Lol
It's called uncle Sam has your ass now.
@@noahlarson1861 They wont draft someone over 25
This 🤣😂🤣
@nickf1221 Do you have something against free information?
"I would join but I am not human."
"No problem. We got non human units."
Knowing how things have been going, wouldn't surprise me if this actually happens.
#SpaceForce
@@emperorborgpalpatine yeah they don’t allow gays actually
Birds arent real
@@emperorborgpalpatine That's fine, you can join the navy!
“I… I don’t wanna take the Covid shot”
“You heard about our free education?”
Funny asf
I woulda joined if it wasnt for that bs😂😂😂
@@YFDizzyTVYou know they rescinded that mandate in January of 2023? (I’m not a recruiter 😂)
“I’m no longer alive”
“You don’t gotta be alive to join anymore”
😂😂😂
Sounds like an army recruiter lol
Word bro haunt the enemy in his dreams 😂
Still need that covid shot though
"Serving your country even after death"
“I’m missing my arms and legs. I’m just a breathing nub at this point.”
“You know we got drones you can fly with your mouth now?”
"I'm missing a brain."
"We got these suits that think, move and follow orders now."
@@Not_Leon_Kennedy Thought the Recruiter would just redirect him to a Marine Recruiter at that point, lol.
@@phoenixtheshark FOWL 💀
@@phoenixtheshark 💀 💀
@@Not_Leon_Kennedy FOWL?
“I killed 2 people while DUI.”
“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that but we got waiver for that.”
Killed 2? Means you are already ahead of the curve. Welcome aboard brother and let's get that body count up.
How would you like to be army woman of the year?
@@wingedhussar5528 🤣🤣
@@wingedhussar5528
*Ahead of the kerb.
I’m an illegal citizen: No problem we got wavers for each and every excuse:)
An Air Force Recruiter that REALLY wants someone to join is rarer than an Air Force Warrant Officer.
All they have to do is to go to army recruiters and steal their recruits.
The marines were the only branch that reached out to me, I had to reach out to the air force to get in. To their credit the air force got me through meps and to the job I wanted
@@planezzz1234how long was the process of Air Force getting in contact with you.
What was your ASVAB score
What was your GPA
How much does ACT matter
What’s the difference between active, reserve and national guard. What weight/ bmi do you need to join. Do you need a physical copy of your SSN and Birth certificate
@@planezzz1234I search this stuff up countless of times and I either don’t get a direct answer or get different answers
@Casey.is.a.terrible. it was a ray or two before they got back to me, my asvab was a 78, my high school GPA is about a 3.7, I didn't take my act yet but it shouldn't matter, I can't answer anything about the national guard but I can say the biggest difference between active and reserve is pay and time you only do 1 weekend a month for reserve. You will need your ssn and birth certificate. I did reserve since I'm still 17 but both are great choices. The advantage to reserve is that you can lock in your job meaning they can't boot you doing basic
"I'm 500 pounds, 39 years old, blind and addicted to Xanax"
"That ain't nothing but a waiver"
Lmao
I sent something similar in an email to the spaceforce since i have the education requirements and they said i would be a great civilian candidate. Even the military branch for IT folks has physical requirements
@@colleenshaw1607 Yeah it's actually becoming a problem since it's super retarded to have strict physical standards for jobs that don't require it, the military is running low on employees.
Theyll get you into pilot school no problem!
@@gummy5862 better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it
"I got flat feet and screws in my back."
"My dude I will straight up FORGE your medical records!"
Yes then then drill seargent gotta take time to fix all the recruiters mess ups my drill seargents hated recruiters
They were trying to forge my colorblindness so I could get into Intel 😂 noped right the fuck out after they told me I should manage my expectations after scoring 98 on the little test they give you(that’s not the ASVAB)
I have flat feet too
Apparently,it's not a problem
Mine tried that, i didnt take my adhd pills for 10 years and he said he wasnt sending that part, came up to it and they asked if i had adhd, immediatly said “yes” just thought “ffffffuuuuccccckkkkk”
Mine did that for me
Real shit. When my dad joined in 86 he told the recruiter he didn’t graduate high school. Recruiter said it’s no problem. My dad didn’t learn until after he was finished at his MOS school when they were going over his records that the recruiter forged his diploma lol
That's special right there.
That recruiter was incredibly determined to meet his quota!😂
wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nowadays people just write that they graduated on their job resume 😂
Recruiter really keen on that bonus 😅
Love how the recruiter looks around from time to time like he's being watched and needs this man to join
his whole job hinges on recruiting this one man lol.
“I have bombs tied around my waist”
“Welp let’s get you signed up before those things go off”
We are hiring for E.O.D.
@@nitrocatofficial6939tough ass school respect
Amazing!!! Our EOD students can use you as training on disarming explosives! Sign here.
"I've got several chronic health conditions including asthma and arthritis"
"Become an artillery gunner?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
13 m ?
First you start off as powder boy. Then you move up to selecting the correct powder charge. Then you move up to fuses, then you move up to the guy that gets to pull the chord.. ten you move up to assistant gunner, then you make it to gunner.
@@pathoover2786 no asthmatic is taking any role directly involving powders
For real? Pls guide me I am looking forward to join soon
“I’m gay”
“That’s cool, we changed that too”
“we CHANGE that too”
"I'm gay"
The Navy: You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention"
@@youdalin2621 💀💀💀
Bruh that was so long ago
😂😂😂
I just let em know i can't run a mile without my inhaler. Never got another call 😂
Recruiter: that’s ok, we have a waiver for that. You can do desk duty.
@@danielaramburo7648was gonna say lol desk duty for him
"I took Adderall in elementary school".
"Oh, nvm then. Have a nice day"
Thats a very dim nimrod comment lol
It's a headshake and a smile from the recruiter "no you didn't" as they check the box
@@moxiemaxie3543 whats nimrod
@@parapacem7473 nomad, hunter.. but refers to an idiot.
Nope, they're hard up on people... My old MOS, is at like 30% staffing. My husband, is messed up, partially from the one and only Covid shot he took, and the person who couldn't talk for a month and sustained memory loss and neurological damage from the COVID shot is the 1SG. He stumbles, falls and loses feeling in his leg due to slipped disks, Dr documentation of no hope of improvement ✔️✔️✔️ RETAIN.
"I don't wanna join!"
"Oh, it's cool you don't need to give us permission to join anymore."
This is by far the most humorous comment
You've been Shanghai-ed
🤣🤣🤣
im pretty sure we have already done that
Russian recruiters be like:
“I smoke weed and my wife does too, I also am an asshole to all my subordinates in my current job” Gawd damn genius!!! We’ll promote you E-5 today
They drug test tho
@@Basement811 Yeah they do and if you fail even once you're NEVER getting in. They do random testing even after you join & during Basic Training (in the Army anyway).
@@liquidbraino I’m good lol I make more then a officer any way lol
@@liquidbraino you could be on your last day of your 40th year you fail 1 test it was all for nothing
He should've said that first. "I smoke weed." Nice talking to you sir😂😂😂
Remember guys, if you’re ever lost somewhere like the woods, just yell “I’m ready to enlist!” Out loud and your local recruiter will find you, warning though, he will only save you if you actually do enlist, and don’t worry, he’ll have the paperwork with him
"I don't wanna take the... Covid shot?"
... "You heard about our free education?" 🤣
Low key roast 🤣
Imagine believing the government and letting them in your body
@@BigMan-oz8re Says you holding a phone or laptop. They're already onto you in more ways than one.
@@gavins9846 not in my body bruv. learn how to read. I can throw my phone into a furnace, you cant take government mrna out of your body😃
@@BigMan-oz8re Cool story, whatever, have a watermelon.
This is exactly what happened to me at like 17, later that day army recruiter was at my house talking to my parents. 💀 They were so lost. Didn’t end up enlisting but now I’m 22 and I leave for Air Force basic on the 19th of next month.
Oh my gawd. Lol. Recruiters can be desperate sometimes. But good call for you making the right decision when it was time. Good luck at basic. 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Army recruiters still try and get me in their office when I meet my AF recruiter. 🤣🤣🤣
They thirsty out there. Lol
Yeah I'm going off next month too, and I was 19 when I first went and talked and after I changed my mind 😂 but now 20 n I leave next month guess I came 180
I have some questions for you if you don’t mind
"I don't want the COVID shot"
Got eem
And then said “You hear about our education program”
Thats the kicker right there, stay away from that ish
Check and mate…
Underrated comment
COVID shot is the deal breaker 😂 shows just how politicized that thing is
"Sorry I'm legally blind! It's a miracle I could see you at all!"
"That's okay, we can see you just fine!"
“Oh that ain’t nothing but a dependency waiver bro” 😂😂😂
Explain
@@AustinChristopher88 That means you get paid more because you have people who depend on you.
Marines called me 7 years after I graduated HS to "catch up with me" when I told them I had a hand tattoo, "Well, maybe the Army can help you." Lmao he had to go real quick after that
Your life Issa lie
“Thank you for your service sir!”
“You too 😈”
I remember a marine recruiter calling me, and I straight up told him I smoke weed and he said “well it’s a good thing I’m calling you on my personal cell, when you come in here don’t say that shit to me” 😂😂
I'd love to serve but I smoke trees for daaaaays. Think it's dumb the military knows there's a problem with alcohol and service members but weed is a strict no when it's harmless in comparison. I don't drink, have my degree, and a bomb career. The military will figure it out
When I enlisted in 1983 you could tell them you smoked weed take a pass test come up hot and still take you after basic past a pass test you were good to go
@@DeliahAyala.2.14.91. why would anyone leave a good career to liberate resources for billionaire pedophiles?
@@DeliahAyala.2.14.91. We figured it out in Iraq during Bush without you, i think the current Bros will be aight😂
@@DeliahAyala.2.14.91. Don’t worry, they’ll recruit you as a bomb diffuser. So you can weed out all of the bombs.
The most unbelievable part of this is that he found an Air Force recruiter without calling 30 times
Facts.......
AF recruiter just happened to be walking by😅
My theory on this is the Air Force is simultaneously smaller than the other branches, has less combat roles, more useful for civilian life job positions, and has from what I perceive, a way higher ratio of officers to enlisted because so many roles are officers not in command of enlisted or a small number of enlisted. So to try and enlist, they're like "Nah, we've got way less need for you than the Army or Navy. Go talk to them."
@SpecialJ11 As far as I'm aware we are the only branch that doesn't have hard quotas for recruiters to make and almost every year we try to downsize the force just to later in the year scream how we are undermanned. Circle of life
@@mshamblam I had someone in Marine bootcamp with me that was prior air force. He didn't tell anyone at first. But when we got our military IDs his actually printed out Airforce still instead of Marines and had to go get it fixed. This was back in March of 2009 at parris island.
“I’m blind in my left eye”
“Lasik, on me”
Reminds me of that screenshot of the recruiter IG conversation where the guy sent the "I am totally normal and mentally stable and can be trusted around dangerous weapons" meme
And the recruiter responded "well I'm going to ignore what a red flag that is and we'll pretend you didn't send me that".
But I'm a drunk....
"Oh dat aint nothing but a AA meeting"
My platoon sergeant ORDERED me to drink (after working hours of course). I couldn't even finish one beer before he was handing me another one - that's not even a joke.
@Liquidbraino should've said its against your religion if you didnt want to drink. People are always afraid of religion.
“But im a drunk”
Recruiter “welcome to the military” XD
@@LargerRanger5-Mhz-mWEXACTLY 💯 😂
"I'm a Chinese spy. Unregistered foreign agent."
Oh, that's no problem, brother! We got a waiver for that!
Recruit: I’m a Chinese Spy
Recruiter: Well you picked the right administration to sign up!
I did actually meet a Chinese spy when I was in 😂. Literally everyone knew he was a spy.
@@WitchmeeYou know what happened to him?
Recruiter: “ think about joining?”
Me: “ me no es speakit English “
Rec: it’s ok will put you on the frontline.” 😢
😂😂😂👍
Que ?
You know he is a man of culture when you see his ponytail tattoo
Those ponies have tails, sure
I just finished my stint as an Army recruiter... I can confirm that this EXACT conversation happens at least once or twice a week with a random person.
Me: 🐂💩! I have asthma.
Recruiter: ...
Me: Carry on
Recruiter 🤔😶😶🤔
"I don't wanna take the covid shot"
"We got free education"
💀
i don’t get that part
@@nukacolacompany2534 anxivaxers are dumb
@@nukacolacompany2534 that's the incentive; free education. Youd have to be pretty fuckin dumb to get vaccinated
@@nukacolacompany2534 lol it’s a joke about people that don’t want to get the covid shot being uneducated
@@nukacolacompany2534 RIP BOZO
“I’m a convicted terrorist”
“Yeah that’s okay, you can come in, we’ll just tell them you have strong political viewpoints.”
You wouldn't even be walking around free. Fail
more like "that's okay, we're all non-convicted terrorists here, you'll fit right in!"
At first I was like "Who the fuck gonna walk around in the suburbs in uniform" . Then he turned around and I realized my mistake. Now I'm on a bus on my way to basic.
Lol. Filming on a budget. Good luck at basic. 🤙🏽
😂😂
The covid shot and ignoring it was classic
Wonder if that’s one of the reasons the army recruitment is down
Ikr
@@bryans6539 yeah prob people aren't stupid enough to get that weird vaccine
@@bryans6539 i think so tbh. People say bc of gay agenda but i really think its bc of the jab
@@senseielim2439 could also be the woke leadership, women in combat roles and lowered standards.
One time a recruiter drove up to me while I was just walking. And he was like "Hey you ever think about joining the Army!?" And turned to him and said "yeah!" Then kept walking the other direction. They didn't know what to say. 😂
Man, I made that mistake. Dude showed up at my apartment building 😂😂. They were way to eager. Joined the Airforce. They’re not the chairforce. I’m doing the work of 3 people. Do more with less and all that Bs.
“Thunk’d”
@@marshallosantos9035Maintainer?
😂😂😂
Drive-By recruiting
“That ain’t nothing but a shavin waver.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised that the Air Force recruiter actually wants to recruit someone
I have a recruiter coming at me daily 😂 I didn't graduate HS and I don't have my GED. "Just score a 65" 🖐🏻😩
“You know what I’m a war criminal”
“It don’t matter if you on our side”
As soon as bro said something about the shot the recruiter changed the whole topic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol facts they anit playing bout that shot
No the joke was he was calling him stupid for being afraid of the shot
@@AtreVire I’m talking about the topic change sir…..None of the Bs your talking about
@@tannerlane9669 as soon as he said something about the shot, she recruiter said "we have free education". Implying the guy is stupid for being afraid of the shot. So yes, he kinda changed topic but not really
@@JTheraos But sir it’s your “Opinion” that that’s what he meant 😂 He definitely changed the entire topic after taking about the shot…. You must’ve got it yourself 😂….that right there just shows that your trying to make a point at isn’t even there 😂🤦🏼♂️Nice try though 😂
"You tried to join when there was dinosaurs"
got me dead🤣
“I’m actually a raging alcoholic with anger management issues”
“just the perfect candidate I’ve been looking for all day”
They tried to get me at 18 but I was sooo lost and years later I realized I actually wanna do it 😂 ship out Halloween
Ayeee. Congrats. Good luck at basic.
basic ain’t nothing, don’t sweat it; just remember your why
Just remember don’t quit and be where you need to be and it’ll be over in a blink
Same here I ship out to boot the 24th
Basic was too easy I was even telling my self I should’ve joined the marines
Best recruiting ad ever ,he's actually answering so many questions and still makes people watch his video nice job !!
Wavering is a myth and drastically used as a pitch
@@J40G waiving out of what specifically? I have plenty of friends that have shaving waivers and even some that have certain hair waivers for religious reasons.
@@chxseyt haha 😄 excellent point another reason my Military is failing
@@J40G your military? Are you part of it?
@@chxseyt And you got no answer. I’m joining myself and this helped a lot of questions.
Where there's a will....there's a waiver!
They are so persistent 😂 I remember in highschool, I told the recruiter I already had a plan for college and continued to deny him. Then my bestfriend got to talking to them and they convinced him to change his mind 😂 them boys are professional salesmen 🤣
Just say you took ADHD medications within 3 years and they’ll deny you… speaking from experience 😢
You could have just lied. It's not a big deal.
@@bickyboo7789 They signed some new shit so the DoD can access something like 7 years of medical records, I am talking with a recruiter and she said we'll do waivers for it. I need waivers for tons of stuff unfortunately but one day I'll head to Lackland
@@jaredl.1738 they’re lying to you, they’ll do anything and say anything to get you to crack under pressure. my buddy has depression, adhd and was on adderall, and a heart issue but didn’t give them any reason to question him by simply lying his way through. they didn’t check shit at meps.
@@jaredl.1738 but considering you done folded and told your recruiter it’s alr on your files and they WILL search your juvi med records now. rip you.
@@josh9507 How long ago?
Be like “I got a felony” and they’ll be like, “aight bet, too much paperwork for that shit”
💯
Lol I got a first offenders
Don't even need a felony. Just tell him you got a domestic violence on your record. Usually it's a Mister meener and they'll stop fucking Calling sad part is I know. A few motherfuckers that fucked up and gotta A domestic from a crazy ass girlfriend's Saying shit after they broke up and they are banned from service
@@CodyMaxwell-e5yi got military recruits to stop calling me because i told them if i get put on the field im shooting anything that moves. Friendly, enemy, innocent, whatever. Told them that when i was in school and never got a phone call or email again
@@CodyMaxwell-e5yNot the Mister Meeners 🥶 🥶
*"I'm literally disabled from the waist down"*
_-Nah don't worry bro we'll put you on the turret_
Hahahaa
Turrets in halo are great for that
"Nah man I smoke meth"
"I'm gonna pretend i never heard that, sign here please"
“I don’t wanna join. DEaamn.”
❤️
Well we got a waiver for that as well! You ever heard of the draft?
I was scared. Not gon lie. Now 32 and ship off to BMT on Tuesday
Best of luck bro
Salute I’ll be 37 when I enlist next great move
Whew I'm 31 so there is still hope for me!! Hahaha
I wish you the best of luck and I hope your life gets filled with many blessings, be safe brother ! 💪
You can do it!
I’m joining and I’m 38, fulfilling a dream of mines and the Air Force is it. I’m glad it’s raised to 39yrs old. But I have to look into that shaving wavier bc my black ass does bump up. I take my test on the 21st of this month.
Ayeee. Good luck on the test and the rest of the process. 🙌🏽🙌🏽
@@Jodywithawhy passed my test today! Didn’t get the score I’d like to if gotten but for only having a month to soak up as much knowledge as I could, I’m proud of myself for passing it on the first try. Love your content. Next is MEPS for the physical.
@J Slough Well brother I’m glad I have inspired you. I just finished up at meps I dropped my weight from 240lbs and weighted in at MEPS 209.4lbs but they taped my waist and neck and I passed because I was under the max body fat %. I need to get a waiver for my vision because I have astigmatism. I hope it doesn’t take to long but if so it’ll be all worth it. Once I get that approved I can swear pick my job and head out to BMT. That’s a life long dream of mines and I am finally moving forward to make this dream come true.
@J Slough we could always exchange info man and god willing we’ll meet one day but still be airmen brothers. I haven’t picked my MOS yet. But I’d love to do something with special warfare
@@DavidKB30 don't let them talk you into doing anything maintenance, security forces, open general or anything working with bombers. If so then embrace the suck
“I have cancer it’s terminal”
“That’s okay join our six week program”😂
This is so legit. Recruiter called me in HS like 4 times until I said “Look bro, I’m not interested”
They gotta work for that eval man, lol
@@chrisfrench9257 what's a eval?
@@chrisfrench9257 what is eval ? And if that true ? Is army really trying to go beyond their way to recruit new members ? I mean have seen sessional TV ads in my country where they really display army as one of best and respectable job but i have never seen any recruiter approaching others on personal level.
@@shawnp8076 Performance evaluation.
@@bendover-bz4bc they need the young ones to fight a potential conflict with Russia and china even though they won't pay enough lol
Smooth. I was surprised to see 39 was the cutoff a few months ago... Now it's 5 days til BMT
Oh snap. Congratulations man. Good luck at basic. 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Is ur BMT on the 20th?
I’m starting BMT on the 20th as well! I’m pumped!
@@dennieljones4468 yeah. Leaving for Tampa on 19th then to Lackland on the 20th
@@Jodywithawhy appreciate it! I've been practicing my jokes - heard MTIs like comedians :)
Nobody gonna talk abt the “hand tattoo”😂 the closeup had me dead🤣🤣
The mlp movie style of twilight sparkle, rainbow dash and fluttershy tatto literally made me take a step back 😂😂
Fun tidbit. There is a air force cadet divison with a pony as the mascot and on the badge.
@@FirestormDDash I’ve never heard of that before. Interesting.
@@rookinrook Class 14-05 at Vance Air Force Base in Oklahoma
Relooked it up
@@FirestormDDash OH MY GOD. That is amazing 😂 they got the mlp fim title. I searched up more and saw more pony patches. That just made my day lol
dude I've literally done almost all of these as a recruiter hahahahahaha. You killed it with the damn whip at the beginning.
Groomer
“I said thank YOU for YOUR service. Don’t pull me in with you!”
"I got kicked out for refusing the vaccine"
"We got a waiver for that"
I remember this recruiter wanted me so bad, he kept offering hella sh*t. Even told me after my first contract I could be up for a 40k bonus to reenlist and I mean I ain’t gonna lie it sounded all juicy and everything but I got other plans I’m trynna do with my life. My big brother is a marine and I have huge respect for everyone that serves.
They will lie through their teeth to get you to sign. Unless you get it in writing, you ain't getting it
As a veteran gonna say this:
You can be promised a sign on bonus, but if you don't finish your contract you have to pay it all back plus taxes
However, your recruiter can not offer a reenlist bonus, it depends on demand of the positron
They do bonuses because basically annually the army will let go of thousands of soldiers, then suddenly decide they need thousands of soldiers
Bruh they said I couldn’t join until I was a full citizen[GC holder currently] and recently I met up with a friend who ain’t even got papers and he’s already done with his second year smh.
No airforce recruiter ever has tried this hard to get someone in.
Random: “I was sad in highschool”
Recruiter: oh shit, ok, never mind, have a nice day
-nice day... At our brand new urban training environment, THEY EVEN HAVE A SCHOOL SCENE, perfect for your kind go ahead and have the greatest time of your life!
"I have a better paying job"
Boom, convo over.
"impossible, no better payment then the reward of serving your country, btw we have tons of tax benefits and you can live on site to help make up the difference, shoot you'd be making more.."
@@realwhatbrains
Damn lol
@@realwhatbrains our military has only served corporate America for the last several decades.
@@MrMonoposon no shit sherlock.
no problem, we'll make you warrant officer so you can keep doing that job but for us; we just need you to start as an E-1, and we will file the warrant papers later on 🤣
I’m 32, I will be joining at 33 due to laser tattoo removal. So far I’ve had my feet reset (arches), cysts cut out, lost 35 lbs, ear lobes sewn shut, laser tattoo removal on fingers and neck, stretching every night to get range of motion back and gotten tattoos (long story). When people find out I always hear “I was going to but…”, this video hit my soul 🤣
Aye keep going bro. 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Have fun lol.
How’d you reset your feet?
@@nmussa6902 the physical therapist stretched out my arches, feet mobility movements, using a balance ball and using a hard foam roller on the outside of my thigh (laying down on it and rolling on it). It worked, I no longer have to use orthotics. I will add that I had fallen arches not flat feet.
Good luck man!
Not too long ago, I was actually interested in joining the Marines. The recruiter was trying to find ways around my OCD and Tourette's but the moment he saw my quarter-sized hand tattoo of a smiling Jack Skellington head (not even the evil grin one either, just a happy Jack!), he dipped and I never heard from him again.
The “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” music in the background tho😂😂😂😂😂
I almost joined until I caught my recruiter in a lie. They aren’t there to guide you they are their to recruit. They couldn’t care less about you.
What was the lie
@@timbreakradio probably lied about the signing bonus😂😂
@XMS Alton they can't lie about the signing bonus. You get it put in writing. Some recruiters are actually decent guys
Recruiters lie 100% of the time. You know how you can tell the recruiter is lying to you? Their mouth is open. They will say anything they have to in order to get you to sign. I told my recruiter that I had just read a book about the Roswell incident and he told me I'd probably see a UFO if I join.
@@evanjones6840 Writing doesn't mean shit, they'll forge documents if they have to and try to trick you. I wanted 31-R, Tactical Transmission Systems Operator Maintainer but my recruiter was trying to get people to enlist as firefighters because HE would get a bonus so he forged a document that said "Tactical Transmission Systems Operator Maintainer" but had the wrong MOS next to that (the firefighter MOS) and he thought I wouldn't notice. I left his office and went to a different recruiter; got the MOS I wanted.
Man, I ain't got a brother.. I need to keep my branch of the family tree alive.
"That's Ok, we'll issue you a brother. Our tree has five branches: Army, Air Force, Space Force, Navy and Marines"
"That's ok. You're sister or daughter can hyphenate her name, when she gets married. Orrrr. You can get them to join. Get a battle buddy system bonus, and the military will issue them a husband."
"That's okay. Ain't nobody want your family to stick around anymore anyways."
“I actually just don’t want to die overseas for an oil baron”
Me when i went into meps "hey i see you have history in the oilfield" do you want to shoot a gun for oil?
I didn't tell my parents that I joined until I was two weeks from going to basic training.
A few years later, I got my degree in psychology, became a Lieutenant, Military Police and Airborne qualified.
Only use you will ever see out of a psych degree
The comments are funny
I didn't tell my parents that I dropped out of university.
A few years later, I finished Halo Master Chief Collection, earned max level in Star Wars Battlefront II, recieved 200k Reddit karma, got fat, and smell like Cheetos.
Thank you Sir!
I remember this girl tried to recruit me at school I thought she was flirting with me then she slid me this card talking about join today......played my goofy ass
Damn thats harsh
@@Teh_Random_Canadian ikr
"I don't want the COVID shot"
"You heard about our education program?"
Ironically, the mandate just changed.
@@TattsnGuns They like the under educated
@David Aspinall Like you? It's called "uneducated", bro.
@@TattsnGuns of course it did. The jig is up. Too bad for those that had to get it.
I absolutely hate the relationship between big pharma and the military.
@Ryan Murders dude, seriously. And think about it. If smoking weed was federally legal and was encouraged in the military like how drinking is, service member suicide would plummet, as well as not even needed half of the bullshit they force inside our bodies in bootcamp.
A recruiter stopped me outside a Walmart just after my contract was up. I said “been there, done that” lol. Looking back I’m surprised he didn’t try to talk me into going back.
“Ain’t nothing but a shaving waiver” Bro is not lying😂, got mine in basic
wait a min we were all bamboozled. bro was tryna convince us to join while we were watching the video 😑😂
Is like he was answering my excuses. Especially the first question 🤣🤣
@@asantekro yeah fr bro 🤣
didn't have a good reply for the covid jab tho'
They just texted my phone and said I was soft for not joining 💀
Ya....but yall rejected me for being to BiPolar....probably for the best 😂😂😂
The My Little Pony tattoo on his hand 🦄🤣🤣🤣
That was awesome. Love mlp.
@@shockwave6416 nobody cares that you watch a little girls cartoon💀
Classic "ever think about doing it yourself" bc if you say no you're lying and if you say yes prepare to join bc thats just how that happens lol
😂😂😂
Ur not lying if u say no I’ve never been thought about joining that shit I worked in the chow halls on the biggest base in California and 90% of the marines regretted joining hate it there and couldn’t wait to get out counting the days. It was bad enough having to show up there for my job imagine being owned and enslaved by those assholes. Oh and if ur not a marine they always side with marines over u cause they think brother bullshit comes before true justice. I had some marine friends too.
Just walk away they been tryna get me after I did the pull up test infront em. JUST WALK AWAY LMAOO
@@WMTJohn i fucked up lol
Covid shot is the biggest one tbh. Hearing a lot of sus stuff surrounding DOD/Pentagon with the forceful Covid shots for service members
there is currently a federal injunction blocking the USAF from any action against non-vaccinated members whom filed for religious accommodation.
Would love to know if that’s one of the major reasons the Army recruitment is down.
I’m sure that, women in combat roles, woke leadership etc has some part as well
@@bryans6539 ofc it is, the recruitment in all branches is low but they won’t admit it’s because of the Covidvax
they makin mutant soldiers 😱😱😱😱
@@bryans6539 haha no dude it’s mostly just poor leadership. Poor leadership has always been around since day one.
They didn't let me in. Said I was too fat 😂 I was 165 lbs and 5'5". Definitely not skinny, but not exactly morbidly obese, nothing I wouldn't immediately lose in basic 🤷♀️
Then there's me...calls the recruiter himself at 17 🤣🤣🤣
Recruiter:*rubbing hand together* yeeahah boi
"I didn't even graduate highschool"
*Wearing Air Force uniform*
😆
That "tattoo" I laughed a little too hard at that. 😭🤣