making sure my wife is keeping this place clean [MAILTIME]
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- Опубликовано: 27 апр 2023
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If Sam doesn't drop another video I'll assume his wife watched this.
HER NAME IS SCABS
@@FatalityMrScott its abby lol
Fr tho?👀
@@kadinrubley5412 casual it's scabs yadip
@@kadinrubley5412 wrong.
Sam is going to make his poor brother zack to drink that nuka cola quantum when he misses his rent by a day
It’s Daddy Sam to you
Ahahaha omg 💀
A little glowing diarrhea never hurt anybody
There's no way that's edible... so yeah, probably.
@@einar_476 it's probably just flavored tonic water, quinine in tonic water glows under a blacklight
Watching Sam's eyes widen like a child who broke his mom's vase when he loaded that crossbow is by far the most hilarious part of the video. Great vid.
Despite how he acts in his videos we all know that Abby wears the pants in the relationship
Narrowly avoided destroying his RUclips plaque too
dry firing the thing too :
I hope he just leaves the bolt in the wall! It's part of the set now!
I was so convinced sam was just shredded when he first lifted his shirt
He puts on a fat suit to make us peasants think we have any chance at getting laid, but he slipped up finally!
yea i was flabbergasted for a second
Bruh same chad Sam is kinda scary
i know i saw on the podcast he said he was working out again and was like damn
if only...
I desperately wanna see the aftermath with Abby finding the hole in the wall
Bruh the fact he thought a cardboard box would stop a bolt fired from a handcrossbow that's anywhere from 40 to 80lbs in draw strength is so wild.
At least he didn't put a cameraman behind it like that twitch channel lmao
People forget them bitches were MADE to pierce fucking armor. It ain’t your fuckin dart gun from sixth grade.
At least he didn't have a cameraman behind it.
Hey at least there was no camera man behind there.
Hey at least camera man
sam is going to drink that quantum nuka cola in a hypoglycemic rage and end up with stage 4 terminal cancer from the blacklight
I knew the opening gag was coming and it still got me rolling. Bravo
It's how hard he sent it that got me. Like you know damn well he's gonna have cummies on his face at some point in this intro but the sheer volume, the thickness, the chunkiness of the substance on sam's face without the man so much as batting an eyelash, it just murdered me personally. The music and the weird face warp is just icing on the stupid cake.
Just a wee tip for the crossbow if you keep messing around with it; always make sure there's an arrow in when you fire. If you fire without an arrow there's nowhere for the energy to go and it can cause damage or even blow up - I've seen it with compound bows and full size crossbows.
Not sure if it's big problem with that rat-blaster, but want too give a heads up even though you'd look pretty dope as a villain with an eye-patch.
Sam just pulled an ODS.
But instead of hitting his camera man, he just hit a wall.
How many camera men to stop a crossbow from hitting a door
It looks like he even got lucky and it hit a stud, if that just hit drywall it probably would've blasted through to the next room.
They shot through like seven door layers
@@AlienAbles420 With a crossbow that had NO TIP on the bolt mind you.
@@NachozMan Crossbows are insane. Imagine if they had a steel tipped crossbow bolt with a combat draw strength of over 400 lbs.
The way sam talked down about the book means he's gonna use every recipe in it
with Zach
Breaking news: florida hit by a string of terror attacks by duo of local brothers
Man, I was having a shitty day and that intro absolutely killed me
Thanks Sam!
Funny part of the crossbow is that he was afraid to shoot it initially so he dry fired making the thing exponentially more dangerous after.
Seeing my own book on Sam’s table and knowing he will never read it is the kind of confirmation of the futility of existence I’ve been looking for my entire life.
Sick goatee Sam. The blacklight really showed how much it's growing in!
If I had a dollar for every time a streamer underestimated the penetration power of a crossbow, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
@topcommentgod
Ok hold on eho was the other one?
The mail videos are always some of the best, I look forward to them every time.
The real Anarchist cook book is legit. Most of the stuff would be outdated by now but not all. I came across a copy over a decade ago and it had step by step instructions on how to commit credit card fraud and make pipe bombs. It had some cool shit in it like ripping off vending machines and getting high off banana and peanut skins.
You’re NEVER supposed to dry fire a bow. The limbs don’t have anything to transfer their energy into. So they flex forward and the bow limbs can snap
16:53 the last moments of sam before abby finds out
*A fleshy arm extends from the void grabbing Sam by the neck and dragging him while he screams...*
My girlfriend just cheated on me and I’m in literal distraught. Your video has helped me so much. I’m going through such a difficult time; I just want to thank you General San
Jeez man hope youre fine, happy binging been there done that
Keep your head up king
You'll eventually forget about her. Just focus on self betterment after your period of grieving
Delete socials, hit the gym, get a haircut and spend some time in nature homie. Only thing that helps is time
@@AsIf-pz9kt honestly some good advice, take a fresh start man
I can't believe that Sam actually became a hardened criminal full armed to the teeth in just one mailtime video.
I just don’t understand how you keep taking things to a higher level, Sam. Been watching you since 2014 during the Skyrim days. Keep it up!
The Baby Bryan picture is literally how I'm going to see him forever
I knew what that black light joke was coming too still laughed though
These mailtime videos rock, Sam is really killing it this year.
This video is amazing. Perfectly captures Sams chaotic energy
I was so high i literally almost suffocated laughing at the shit on your face Sam. Thanks for being SO FUNNY I almost died. Worth it every time.
My wife and I literally started crying we were laughing so hard during the intro. Love your vids man keep it up!
Yo Sam I love these kinds of mail time videos bro it’s always a laugh and a good time
did anyone else hear him say cardboard box and immediately know it was going to easily go through lmao
The moment he said "carboard box" I knew he was going to end up with a hole in the wall lmfao.
These mailtime videos are probably my favorite Sam content, makes me laugh like a high chimpanzee and I love it.
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I’m so excited for some good old fashioned USPS shipped mail
I haven’t laughed like this in a long time. Thank you ,Sam.
These mail videos are the best. That durag part got me.
I love how difficult it is for him to pull the crossbow and he's surprised it shot straight into the wall lol.
The embroidery is cool! I too have been watching for a long time. Started at your Clit Yeastwood Skyrim plays
These are my favorite videos love watching you unbox
when he dry fired that thing I was expecting it to snap lol
I had that exact crossbow the plastic tips that hold the string broke and a price of the plastic smoked me in the face. 10/10 would buy again.
Hiding in a storage closet. At work. Watching this on my company computer instead of finishing my projects.
I'm telling administration
im jusz glad you gettinmg in shape
Long time sub from Fiji Islands. One of the few gaming channels i still watch. Its great that youtube has worked out for you!
One of these days i'll mail you some random sentimental crap
Only at the intro and it’s got me rolling. Good ole Sam videos.
I have never wheezed so hard at a general Sam video like I did this one
You know its gonna be one of the videos of all time when my boy Jippy starts playing, also amazing intro Sam.
That intro was so fucking funny, good work Sam!
The bit with the uv light in the beginning got me good🤣
The blacklight skits made my day.
Gj, fella.
I don’t think I’ve seen Sam more scared in his life till that dart hit the wall
best intro yet keep it up!
Two uploads in a day father?? You spoil us Samuel, bless you sir!!
Been appreciating this horror aspect Sam's been getting in to with this video, and the intro to that Seneral Gam video last week
I shot one of those little crossbows at work, it went through 2 boxes and stuck into a part on the shelf lol.
god damnit that twist in the intro was golden
That intro was golden!
Brooo my life has been shit for the past 3 years but that intro made it ALL BETTER
lmao knew the crossbow would shoot through the box and into the wall
I bought the same lil crossbow in a flea market as a kid. The thing was wayyy more destructive than anticipated
GOOD OPENING BIT GENERAL SAM
sammy my boy, I have not stomach laughed for years I don’t think. Intro broke the streak so thank you for that
I had the same mini crossbow and I knew as soon as bro loaded it it was gonna shoot threw that box
Considering some of the books sam got, I cannot WAIT for the next forhead fables.
The uv light illuminating the goop dripping off your lips had me cackling
im gonna be honest, that bit in the bathroom was very clever
Haven’t watched a general Sam video in years. Watched this one and laughed my ass off. Dude is still funny as fook.
That intro caught me off guard, probably the funniest thing I've ever seen!
Min 1.06, i straight up fell and pissed my pants i was laughing so hard.
Had a good wheeze at that last bit
Pro Tip: Don't shoot bows/crossbows without an arrow/bolt. That's actually when they DO explode. The limbs require a load, or they explode.
Looking good Sam
God tier intro
You had it right the first time Mary was the immaculate conception
Went from impressed by his theological literacy to dissapointed
Doorag gotta go homeboy.
Thanks for including a 'doorag segment' so i could make a dead 'Con Air' reference for my own amusement...
cool video as always :D the abs suit cheered me up
Fr these are kinda some of the best vids
Haven’t had a good honest laugh like this in a while. 1:11
Now i have to go dig out my bakelite mak grip. that's cool AF. also get a pmg grip for your mak. it makes it so comfy and gives it a modern mag release
a banger as always
Babe wake up Sam uploaded and it's a mail video! But that is cool Nuka Quantum Cola I hope it's safe to drink.
That intro got me
sams best mail time yet
the original "Anarchist cookbook" was a book like that, it had directions for explosives, improvises weapons, and if i remember correctly some really basic survival stuff as well
Love the fanfare
How did he NOT see that bolt blasting through that thing ass box. 😂
The cut to his face at 1:02 killed me omfg
that intro killed me and the real video havent started yet lol
I can't believe you didnt think it would shoot through an empty cardboard box LOOL
Evert time sam went “shirtless” in that six pack thing i just couldn’t stop laughing.
I've had those crossbows before, and they used to go through plastic tables
best black light review yet
the black light toilet part got me pretty good.
1:04 Sam proving once again that this channel is comedy gold
That intro was the bomb!
sam, you look really good dude (not just the muscle shirt or props). Keep up the weight loss! it's inspirational af :D
unrelated, that jesus manga looks dope af i want one
16:30 lol i have that same crossbow. It started fraying immediately. There's a reason you only get like 10 bolts for it.
That was the best into to a video I've ever seen
It's insane that Sam just had kids to be his handicam holders
good to see ur still uploading generalsam122!