Please tape a speaker to the back of it and run the text to speech for your streams through it, sam this is a win win. Gives her a voice, and you real company
I mean, they told him they didn't want her and he could do whatever. If anything they'd probably be happy with the fate that has befallen ol' Margaret.
@@username1660 The moment they gave him their blessing he knew he can just do whatever because whatever hex gets proc'd will fall upon the family instead
@@zefflin1451 Hey man, if you wanna be treated with respect in death, maybe don't be an asshole in life? You're not entitled to anything just 'cause you kicked the bucket
Sam is allowed to desecrate the dead because he knows there is no risk of any supernatural repercussions. He's already haunting his two daughters and wife, no sane apparition would dare to mess with the top-dog poltergeist.
Sams kids are gonna start their first day of school talking about their best friend Margaret back home, then they'll take her to school for show and tell and Sam will get the call from the teacher and wheeze at this poor underpaid teachers horror.
@@nanoqht285 the whole thing is a joke, of course his kid isn’t going to take the cremated woman to school and of course Sam isn’t going to laugh at the teacher and upload it to RUclips.
I got a dog that was cremated, he was a good dog but not sure why my family had him cremated. I could send it to Sam and then they can have a little pet to take with them on dates
Turn her into a diamond and make her into a family heirloom with a questionable backstory. Let the true origins of why you had these ashes be forgotten with time.
oh my god 1. Make a video where you turn her into a diamond ring 2. Make up an elaborate backstory for the ring, about how it was passed down through generations 3. When his daughter is in her 20s and her boyfriend asks Sam for his blessing, give him that ring 4. Sam's daughter gets married and is given this ring 5. On his death bed, make a video where he shows his daughter the original video of where the ring came from 6. Die laughing
I can just imagine this ghost lady silently screaming as you do this stuff lol. and then screaming even harder when she inadvertently watches you do dirty things to yourself.
"She went from a person, that was I'm assuming human sized, all the way down to being able to fit into a box." And people claim it's hard to lose a couple of pounds.
Honestly yeah, if it comes down to passing out of people's memories or getting your colon turned out and perforated by an actual stallion, not much of a choice to make.
I like to imagine, in whatever afterlife she's in; this changes whatever state she was in before- like being buried in the pyramids with treasures that carry into the afterlife. She now has googly eyes, elephant-man sized toes, and petrified jazz hands. No way to remove them either.
Now imagine you are right but that means for years she was just a box up there. Now she is a evil vengeful spirt stuck in heaven tormenting the saved for not saving her but you know with googly eyes and giant pipe cleaner arm/hands.
This is strangely uplifting. If I was Margaret, I'd be fine with this... though I'd still haunt you, just out of principle really, I feel it would be lacking of me as a spirit to not haunt someone who uses me as a prop. I wouldn't go as far as killing you or anything, I'd just piss you off with minor stuff, like hiding your keys or pulling your chair when you're going to sit down so you fall on the floor.
very interesting and quite out of left field to actually see someone treat death with such humor and honesty; it is genuinely refreshing and shows that maybe we too can come to terms with the mortality of not only our loved ones, but ourselves as well. death is always right next to us, but we treat him like he is never there. he is the one true constant of all living things in the universe but we give him the cold shoulder at all opportunities. you've broken that barrier and i'm sure he would thank you.
I think the funniest thing I could imagine is Margrett's spirit still perceiving what's going on around her, absolutely hating Sam and constantly clawing at the sides of the box like an animal fighting for freedom.
I can just image that the family for some reason is going to want her back one day, and that's going to be the state that they are going to receive her
I want someone to turn me into a giant meat puppet that sings and talks. Like those wall mounted fish that when you push a button they start singing. I'll just be there, always watching...
Can't remember the specifics but there was one guy who died and was basically turned into a puppet and nobody even realized it was an actual dead body for years. There's a couple videos on it on youtube. Pretty sure Sam O'Nella had a video on it. He was handed off several times and displayed in museums and shit, nobody noticed.
Everyone is concerned about a curse for Sam. I'm here feeling sorry Margaret has to watch Sam pound it out every now and again. Then again maybe that was her kink, so it might be cool.
Honestly, if my family fucking abandoned my ashes in the back of a closet, I'd be fucking cracking up that you were doing this to my remains. Somehow I find your cynicism ultimately humorous.
Imagine thinking it was just sand or something and using it for like a little kids sandbox. Or for a hermit crab. But no. Sam does worse. Sam knows it's ashes and builds Samensteins monster. He raises the dead as a monster just to have something as equally terrifying as himself to haunt his children when he can't.
Oddly wholesome that a random stranger like Sam shows her a hint of respect over her actual family. Dude is even conversing with it, she hasn’t had this level of communication in years. 😂😂😂
Hell has been described in many way, Dantes inferno, the eternal pits of fire, repeating the moments you regret the most over and over, reincarnation, but this.... This is hell, in its purest form
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Please tape a speaker to the back of it and run the text to speech for your streams through it, sam this is a win win. Gives her a voice, and you real company
He streams once a year
@@spicyapplesauce1868 and it would be a great bit for that 1 stream
id pay damn good money to see this happen
This is brilliant,
Secretary Margaret
God I hope the family that left this poor woman's ashes sees this video and realize just what sort of madman they left her with.
I mean, they told him they didn't want her and he could do whatever. If anything they'd probably be happy with the fate that has befallen ol' Margaret.
Lmfao
@@username1660 The moment they gave him their blessing he knew he can just do whatever because whatever hex gets proc'd will fall upon the family instead
Lmao,
what a disgraceful family, leaving her ashes to be messed around with by Sam, still a fucking hilarious video.
@@zefflin1451 Hey man, if you wanna be treated with respect in death, maybe don't be an asshole in life? You're not entitled to anything just 'cause you kicked the bucket
Sam is allowed to desecrate the dead because he knows there is no risk of any supernatural repercussions. He's already haunting his two daughters and wife, no sane apparition would dare to mess with the top-dog poltergeist.
I feel like they just watch him and go "nah, I think hes tortured enough"
Sam doesn't make scary noises in the night, he just says shitty jokes to himself and lets his haunting wheeze fill your home
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 omfg thats funny asf hearing him weeze in the middle of the night would be terrifying
Sams kids are gonna start their first day of school talking about their best friend Margaret back home, then they'll take her to school for show and tell and Sam will get the call from the teacher and wheeze at this poor underpaid teachers horror.
It would make a good video if he can record it.
@@JCglitchmaster Also a pretty illegal video, unless he somehow got the teacher to agree to it getting uploaded.
@@nanoqht285 the whole thing is a joke, of course his kid isn’t going to take the cremated woman to school and of course Sam isn’t going to laugh at the teacher and upload it to RUclips.
@@nanoqht285 you are someone id avoid entirely in real life.
@@nanoqht285 Oh man, I bet you are very fun to hang out with and have a good relationship with your peers
My dad was cremated. I kinda hated him so if I send him over to you could you set them up on dates?
I hope Sam sees this
@@itsNep_ we can only hope
I got a dog that was cremated, he was a good dog but not sure why my family had him cremated. I could send it to Sam and then they can have a little pet to take with them on dates
@@caleb5070 what is this sam is now the guy that you send your cremated relatives not like fan art or something
@@nar2977 not sure what you mean just thought it would be cool if you put like little ears on and a leash or somethin
9:01 Damn, Sam inadvertently made a Southern white lady wear black face for eternity, now that's cold.
While wearing a Stonemountain shirt
Underrated comment
I saw the lips "oh no"
Turn her into a diamond and make her into a family heirloom with a questionable backstory. Let the true origins of why you had these ashes be forgotten with time.
Is this an MGSV reference?
You can turn cremated ashes into diamonds people do that
oh my god
1. Make a video where you turn her into a diamond ring
2. Make up an elaborate backstory for the ring, about how it was passed down through generations
3. When his daughter is in her 20s and her boyfriend asks Sam for his blessing, give him that ring
4. Sam's daughter gets married and is given this ring
5. On his death bed, make a video where he shows his daughter the original video of where the ring came from
6. Die laughing
@@AngryAlfonse I appreciate this
Not nearly as funny unless he gives the ring to his future daughter’s husband and they don’t know the true origin
I can just imagine this ghost lady silently screaming as you do this stuff lol. and then screaming even harder when she inadvertently watches you do dirty things to yourself.
Hell is real.
I can't stop thinking if she was a bad person. what if this was her punishment
@@thepuppetdragon3383 Legit, this is how you get poltergiests
@@youtubechangedmynamelikeacunt except that they aren't real.
@@bbbbbbb51 How are you here then
"She went from a person, that was I'm assuming human sized, all the way down to being able to fit into a box."
And people claim it's hard to lose a couple of pounds.
Somehow dressing up a box of cremated human remains doesnt seem out of character for you Samuel. Only you can make this seem normal.
I have learned that the only way to be remembered after death is to go out like Mr Hands, and frankly I'd rather just be forgotten.
I dunno man, gaped to death is pretty badass
@@itsNep_ *based
1 ghost 1 horse, ammirite?
Honestly yeah, if it comes down to passing out of people's memories or getting your colon turned out and perforated by an actual stallion, not much of a choice to make.
I want to see you explain this to your daughters when they finally ask wtf is on your desk.
Sam OWNS a human being now.
name a southerner who doesn't.
We're actually watching from the pov of Margaret. Up from the heavens, looking down upon Sam in disdain.
I like to imagine, in whatever afterlife she's in; this changes whatever state she was in before- like being buried in the pyramids with treasures that carry into the afterlife.
She now has googly eyes, elephant-man sized toes, and petrified jazz hands.
No way to remove them either.
This is a hilarious mental image
still more gear to work with than whatever their family left them with
Now imagine you are right but that means for years she was just a box up there. Now she is a evil vengeful spirt stuck in heaven tormenting the saved for not saving her but you know with googly eyes and giant pipe cleaner arm/hands.
This is strangely uplifting.
If I was Margaret, I'd be fine with this... though I'd still haunt you, just out of principle really, I feel it would be lacking of me as a spirit to not haunt someone who uses me as a prop. I wouldn't go as far as killing you or anything, I'd just piss you off with minor stuff, like hiding your keys or pulling your chair when you're going to sit down so you fall on the floor.
It's every ghosts duty to pull little pranks that would be fun on a sitcom
Or pulling his Ethernet cable out, knocking over his shrunken head collection, moving the ice cream from the freezer to the fridge etc
no genuinely tho i almost started crying, this is really sweet. its so gorgeous
Corrupt his footage once a month if you really want to torture him
Mascot creation kit:
1. Forgotten bitches ashes
2. Blubbering fans
3. Poops blonde wig
4. Brians hood
5. Sam’s glasses
6. Poops over priced toy Gandalf stick
7. A forehead fables mug
8. Any sheckelscheme shirt
9. No pants
“Poops blonde wig”
Sam has entered the "experimenting on corpses" phase I see
if he drills a hole in the bottom of the box, then we call the cops, ok lads ?
No. Then we pay extra
@@llab3903 well that would be the biggest amount of action she wouldve gotten in a while i guess
very interesting and quite out of left field to actually see someone treat death with such humor and honesty; it is genuinely refreshing and shows that maybe we too can come to terms with the mortality of not only our loved ones, but ourselves as well. death is always right next to us, but we treat him like he is never there. he is the one true constant of all living things in the universe but we give him the cold shoulder at all opportunities. you've broken that barrier and i'm sure he would thank you.
Exactly it's like he's befriended this dead lady and is shit talking death with her lmao
Nerd
@Cameron Noice
Glad you're at peace with it, since it's happening either way.
he put googly eyes on it
gay nerd
sam is the only person who leaves the desecrated ashes of a terrible woman next to a doll and doesn't think he's gonna get supernaturally snuffed
imagine that ghost of this person cannot leave the house and has to live with this fucking guy
If she's got a sense of humor she's probably laughing her ass off tho
Glad to see Sam finally accepting the fact he going to hell and giving quality content lately
Sam talking to himself and decorating a box of some old women’s ash’s…nice
*woman’s ashes
Legitimately STILL can't tell if this is a joke or not.
I'm sure that is a box of a woman's cremated remains.
Honestly I am 100% confident it's real
its not a joke, Sam has slowly become very demented over the years of his RUclips career since his skyrim series.
It's not a joke, it's entertainment.
@@selectionn he wasn’t the same after Karstaag
How cute, hes doing arts and crafts
I would be scared of some kinda curse or haunting after this process
Her spirit is being haunted by sam
Damn I watched your port forwarding minecraft server tutorial a long time ago. Stay based king!
She’s locked in there with Sam so I don’t think she has much to worry about.
Sam is the curse.
@@mjbranch2109 definitly the haunting you would get seeing that man wack off i would probobly off myself
This video was made so Sam could sell the family memorial. I'm betting someone is gonna buy it now.
The greatest video ever uploaded to the internet
your kids are going to think about this for the rest of their lives sam holy shit
Sam is re-normalising ownership of humans. About time, I say.
Nice
Your kids*
Their lives*
@@youtubechangedmynamelikeacunt it’s a black box with MASSIVE red lips too
I can't tell if this is sick, or really wholesome.
Well it's certainly not wholesome
I think it's wholesome, purely from a Gnostic, spiritual aspect.
The one camera angle makes this feel like watching a man go insane in a padded cell.
Florida Retiree Ashes +10
Sam is the only RUclips to desecrate a body and not get into heat unlike a certain Paul we know 🤣🤣
there is something special about sam just rambling for 11 min about god knows what with no music
Impressed at how he could spin even this one around to make it sound like he’s doing the right thing 💀
I've just realised the horrors Margaret has no doubt seen if she's been able to see Sam at his deck... all the time... no one deserves that Sam
I think the funniest thing I could imagine is Margrett's spirit still perceiving what's going on around her, absolutely hating Sam and constantly clawing at the sides of the box like an animal fighting for freedom.
Sam is legit the only funny, original person on yt
The Red Letter Media crew beg to differ
@@markwilhelm4093 more my like red letter cringe
I can just image that the family for some reason is going to want her back one day, and that's going to be the state that they are going to receive her
I feel like I'm halfway through the bjork stalker tapes
This gives me first few episodes of Forehead Fables vibes where it was just Sam
This could be the opening scene of a found footage haunting movie
I want someone to turn me into a giant meat puppet that sings and talks. Like those wall mounted fish that when you push a button they start singing. I'll just be there, always watching...
yeah
Can't remember the specifics but there was one guy who died and was basically turned into a puppet and nobody even realized it was an actual dead body for years. There's a couple videos on it on youtube. Pretty sure Sam O'Nella had a video on it. He was handed off several times and displayed in museums and shit, nobody noticed.
Taxidermy me and fill my body with animatronic stuff so I can Nae nae on niggas even in death
Everyone is concerned about a curse for Sam. I'm here feeling sorry Margaret has to watch Sam pound it out every now and again.
Then again maybe that was her kink, so it might be cool.
Honestly, if my family fucking abandoned my ashes in the back of a closet, I'd be fucking cracking up that you were doing this to my remains.
Somehow I find your cynicism ultimately humorous.
this is all going to backfire when the ashes become sentient
Massive "it puts the hats on, or it gets the hose again" vibes 😂
The second the family decided to store her ashes in the plastic box was the moment her fate in that closet was sealed.
Videos like this remind me that Sam actually is a dad and has that level of emotional maturity
Something quite eerie, lightly said, about Sam sitting in his basement dressing up the dead mother of the last people who lived there.
His wife walks in
"What the fuck is this, what the fuck are you doing?!"
This is amazing. Sam, you've given Marge a new life
This video should be titled: Sam defiles corpse for monetary gain
This is the most comedically psychotic RUclips video that I have ever felt comfortable with
Alternative title: 3 simple steps to a Poltergeist experience
Imagine thinking it was just sand or something and using it for like a little kids sandbox. Or for a hermit crab.
But no. Sam does worse.
Sam knows it's ashes and builds Samensteins monster. He raises the dead as a monster just to have something as equally terrifying as himself to haunt his children when he can't.
She needs to be a reoccurring character in the vids im very excited
Oddly wholesome that a random stranger like Sam shows her a hint of respect over her actual family. Dude is even conversing with it, she hasn’t had this level of communication in years. 😂😂😂
The camera quality they put in solitary cells has really improved in recent years it seems
Satan: Sam, would you like a job?
Sam you are truly a master of dark humor.
This is what I imagine perverted morgue doctors talking to the corpses would sound like
Its a bit like having your skull used as Yorick in Hamlet
Hell has been described in many way, Dantes inferno, the eternal pits of fire, repeating the moments you regret the most over and over, reincarnation, but this.... This is hell, in its purest form
Low key Sam is rlly nice for not forgetting her and keeping her alive and giving her goodlie eyes
now shes a more famous streamer than aqua
If there is a hell, I'll be glad that Sam awaits us for eternal entertainment
im positive that she would of completely hated you, and that makes this so much better for me
People: Doesn’t this mean your house is haunted?
The ghost: YOU THINK I WANT TO BE STUCK HERE WITH HIM!?
This is main channel gold, my dude.
I saw the thumbnail and I said out loud, "Yaaaaay, Margeret!"
i cant wait for sam to start building a metal gear mech to be piloted by her
You’ve heard it here first that Sam is willing to give Hitler a second chance
Best joke here was assuming that NATO could do anything useful.
this is stuff from nightmares. imagine being stuck in a black box and some madmen starts playing dress up with your helpless body.
Put a speaker on the back and have it read out twitch donations
It baffles me how you got a wife Sam.
Sam: "Don't tell your teacher about dads Urnbie!"
get one of them "psychic medium" and see if they can communicate with the old bat.
Jewish magician attempts the ancient art of golem creation.
Just wait till the moment your daughters start talking bout a grandma in box with wacky arms trying to communicate with em
This is all fun and games until it levitates towards you at night
Great video Sam, keep it up! This is serial killer level stuff
All the craft materials now are right offs 😭🤣
Honestly kind of sweet that he's treating her well
This is for real a pretty sweet and wholesome video. Thanks Sammy
you actually seem insane with this video.. its so funny
I have one of these on my tool box at work. found her on the side of a dumpster outside, now she lives in the shop and we call her an employee.
she also has a pet dog now
at its core this is the behavior of an insane man
Took some convincing for me to accept this is really his 2cd channel lol
Love ya Sam
Sincerely,
A black fan
I like that sam does care about Margret and the pig even if he likes to make jokes to disguise it
Literally just got my father's ashes today. This cracked me up.
Looking fit, Sam. Nice work!
what happens when your children tell their teachers about Margret
What a nice thing you have done for that grumpy lady.
My parents said when they get cremated they want some of the ashes to be put in small hour glasses for family game night.
In a weird way, we are all showing this lady more love and respect than her family did.
This is the most profound video that has ever graced the internet
You get closer to Edward Kemper every single day XD