Life and Death and Starfield - Ep. 99
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
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0:00 - Losing Family
20:45 - Dr. Diaper
26:35 - Rain Man Girl
30:41 - Power Of Attorney / Living Spaces
40:02 - Handy People
44:52 - Poob's Ass
48:09 - Getting Old
1:00:36 - Used & Abused
1:10:07 - Twitch Con / Sympathy
1:15:17 - Starfield
1:52:50 - Unify The Viewers
1:55:31 - Old People
2:04:17 - Future For The Podcast
2:07:31 - Bryan
2:11:52 - TV Shows
👏EDITED BY @Stalltt / stalltt
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Bro 10 minutes in I realized Bryan was just a gif, I thought he was just being more quiet than usual because he didn’t know how to console his friend
Thank you for telling me. I was just thinking he was just being his usual self
I'm 30 minutes in and I honestly didn't notice lmao I just figured he was being quiet
13 minutes in realized this.
I was waiting for him to talk since I was listening to this during work
I could have gone this entire ep without realising
episode 100 should just be Bryan by himself for 2 hours
Wearing 3 turtlenecks, 3 watches and 3 gold chains.
That would be legendary. He might even voice an opinion, or, and maybe this is wishful thinking, broach a subject.
@@Pebphizperhaps even engage in debate, or present a conundrum!
Make it happen
@@Pebphizimpossible
Bryan is as talkative as ever
Legit took me a few minutes to realize that was a gif and not a quirky camera placement
The world is healing
@@einar_476WAIT WHAT
@@einar_476I'm 11 minutes in and didn't catch on, he just blends into the furniture like a camouflaged predator.
Needs a raise
I appreciate that we've shrunk down bryan and made him nothing but a little jester that sits on Sam's desk, it's fitting.
I'm now realizing that Bryan is a gif and he isn't even actually in this episode. him being silent and useless was so natural I didn't even notice, he should be payed less
@@andreadams6115 It took me 45 mins I just thought he was being quiet bc he wasn't vibin with the mood. Then I felt stupid after I realized
@andreadams6115 you misspoke, he should be paid more
@@andreadams6115 I’m sure he is . He has a normal job to help with money
Literally only just figured out it's a gif from what you said lmaooo
Brian spit facts this episode- I never knew he could be so empathetic
especially the mustache rubs.. he's so wise
The last episode is even funnier now that I know how much Sam disliked their guest
Dan bell was pretty good honestly not really a comedy guy but I liked hearing his life story.
dude just talked so slow it kinda dragged on. I could kinda tell Sam wasn't feelin it lol.
@@E1ev1nyeah I really liked that episode. Shocked to see everyone who hated it. I get he wasn't super high energy but I thought his stories were interesting.
His voice pissed me off but his stories were interesting. Was good background noise while playing ATS.
@@jensen1646i found his entire personality and “person” to be very grading and unlikable, glad to hear sam wasn’t a fan of him either
this is bryans reaction channel
Sam seems to be handling a death in his family rather well hang in there buddy
A lot of it is just coping or at least how he deals with remember can't be breaking down in front of the camera has to keep up a image.
It's a brave face man. It's probably a maelstrom in his mind and I know from experience.
When my dad died i kept up a brave face, got on with things and when i was on my own i would have a breakdown. Rinse and repeat.
It's easy to do a few hours at a time. I bet every moment he's alone, which he probably avoids, is just a torrent of thoughts going crazy. That's how it was for me when my Mom passed. I'm just glad I didn't have to deal with the financials and shit so that took a lot off my shoulders. My dad still gets some bills under mom's name 2 years later.
When did his mom pass? The episode started and he immediately glosses over it like it's old news.
Damn, Brian really held this episode together
the glue of the podcast
His presence alone makes me feel warm, like I’m being watched over
@@bigcock8900I can make you feel warm too
Is the footage of him even real?
The fact that so many people couldn't tell it was a gif, really shows how little Brian brings to the conversations. 😂
Wow lmao I genuinely had no clue
and i wouldn't want it any other way
It's part of his charm
sorry about your loss man. as a patron sub you know im always here dude im your number one best friend.
SMe😊 here I’m also his number 1 best friend
Sam's the face he brings you in, Poob's the voice he keeps you there, and Bryan...he brings you back to reality.
Bryan really makes it complete. Like the glue that sticks it all together
Its al about sam and bryan, poobs mad fucking annoying
Bryan really warmed my heart with that eulogy he wrote for Sam's mom, very powerful stuff. Boner City Boys got one more angel watching over them
Me not noticing that Sam and Sam (Poob) hated the urban explorer dude, just cemented my autism diagnosis. That shit flew right past me.
Edit: Also that story about them "burning" her stuff sounded likely until he said that the jewelry got burned too. That shit sounds like some crafty fucker just pocked the stuff to pawn for a nice night in the tailer park.
Same dude, makes me think if I had a conversation with them that I'd walk away from it and think it went really well lol little did I know they hated me
Nah man it's not just you, I think they just masked that shit really well is all. Granted I usually audio only so I didn't see their reactions but it seemed like they were riffing pretty well once Dan got more into his comfort zone. I thought it was a pretty good episode honestly.
@@AcherontiaStyx they do it to everyone to be fair i heard the swaggersouls one was awful
@@kieranlee9610them fucking with swagger was hilarious
I thought the Dan episode was fine, honestly. It's hard to tell when they aren't vibing with a guest vs. when they're too drunk/high to engage properly. He did drone on a bit at times but at least the stories were interesting
Sam, I promise you, it gets better. You got a great wife, you got beautiful kids who need you. I lost my Mom 5 years ago, I still think about her almost every day, and even though it's never really 'gone', it did get better. Cry when you feel like you have to cry. Laugh when you think about 'those times'. I'm crying right now just typing this comment...
I’m not worried about him, it’s his brother Zach who’s probably getting followed by the reaper
lamoo!@@boukh_h
@@boukh_h it’s typically the ones who don’t show it most of the time though honestly, you aren’t wrong about Zach though
🫡 ❤
Can't believe you're consoling him. The same guy who has no empathy for others 😂
I find it really funny how Sam is cooking off about not feeling ready etc, but in the least gay parasocial way possible out of all youtubers I watch Sam strikes me as the most stable and grounded one. Man has a wife, 2 kids, takes care of his entire family and people in his family look up to him. Thats honestly admirable
Fellas, is it gay to say a dude has his shit together?
The real secret to having a family and owning a house at 32 to is to have a wife who works full time.
...except that Abby works FOR Sam now, doesn't she?!?
Sam is the embodiment of the indomitable human spirit.
row row fight the power, said the rat
Bryan's really bringing his A-game. I think this is the most he's talked.
I love how every episode after a guest comes on is just a rating on how much sam despised them
Banger episode, Bryan made some great points, im glad survived the hurricane and his mum’s passing, poob is great as always, thanks Stalt
Yeah I was honestly impressed with how articulate Bryan was in this episode
This definitely makes the Dan Bell podcast worth a rewatch
feel bad for the guy but sam is going through some shit
@@mono5401 yeah. I also genuinely didn't catch on to Sam's dislike of the guest when first watching that podcast
In hindsight it makes a lot of sense that he told a terrifying story about a literal swamp rapist and they had almost no reaction
Stalltt taking the time to zoom in and add his own Pip Cams anytime he’s on screen is the only reason I’m still here for this dumpster fire. Bless you Mr Editor, you’re our last bastion of hope.
Timestamps please
Nah, he's the first group sent to the slaughter.
Watching poob try to describe himself as a philosopher but not being able to remember the word philosopher is something else
45 mins deep into the podcast, and Bryan still hasn’t said a word. Now that’s dedication and commendable.
He's a gif lmao
Sounds like a dude that works at the funeral home is pawning dead people’s phones.
Possibly a "functioning addict"...
it's crazy to hear that y'all didn't like the last guest. I thought it was one of your better episodes. It was nice to see the guest talk and share their own stories.
I don't think Sam was in the best of moods lmao
Same I loved the last one
I wasn't a fan
i kind of hated it i cant lie lol i got almost halfway through and i was over it
I agree I really liked the last podcast and mind you I am a bit biased cause I watched Dan bell when I was younger but the honesty from the boys is appreciated about there distaste for him.
Sam, I'm sorry you lost your mother. Losing a parent is one of the most difficult things to go through in life. Just remember the good memories and stay headstrong. My love goes out to your family and friends.
Peace and love my man.
Damn this parasocial relationship hitting hard this episode.
Brian is really respectful this episode. Hes just listening while these two gents discuss their current situations.
Lost my mom in March, man it sucks and still hurts. Hope you're holding up well and condolences to your family
Brian's reactions were on point this episode. Huge!
Just gonna throw my hat into the "Fuck Dan Bell" ring.
I was born and raised in Baltimore, and I do renovation work in high end houses and condos. I've actually worked in the building he lives in (The Belvedere) and he is such a stereotype its unreal. Million dollar condo filled with pizza boxes, total slob, making fun of his friend for bringing a gun and saying "its just a junkie man." Like yeah, theres no way that guy is on speed and wants to see what your liver looks like. There's half a million of him in downtown Bmore and I'm glad you guys like him just as much as I do
It sounds like they didn’t like him personally on the podcast. Sounds like you don’t like him for some odd hatred of homeless people as I do not know what the fuck most of this comment is going on about tbh lol.
@@cosmonauthal7651 I think u need to re read the comment lol
@@cosmonauthal7651 your reading comprehension skills are lacking
@@hahahahaha7237 ya know what I’m leaving my comment and liked it myself because it’s been a month now and neither you you smarty pants have said what I got wrong here lol.
Losing your mother is hard. It took me about 3 years to actually start feeling back to "normal." The pain doesn't end, it just gets more bearable. Much love.
Legit took me an hour to realise Bryan wasn't actually there. I thought he was in total shock at the thought of losing his own Mum and rendered speechless.
I thought the last podcast was amazing. I learned a bunch of crazy stuff and I thought you guys riffed with him really well. I could tell you thought he would have more to say about exploring, but you were able to hold interesting conversation about other RANDOM parts of his life. Last podcast was really good and entertaining, that all I'm saying
I thought so too. I was surprised that they disliked him and shit talked him on the next episode
Well said
Hey man.....make sure you slow down and feel this loss, my dad died and i just shut down and moved on and it was really bad in the long run . Tine heals all but NOW is the time for grief. Its gonna fuck you up waiting and time moves on. I hope the best man you have brought great joy to my life over the years and you are appreciated. Give your self some time and try not to bottle shit up. I almost didnt survive. 6 plus year of a 1.75 of black velvet a day and god only knows how many lbs of meth....it got dark, real dark. I found my way home, got 4 yrs clean this month, but alot of my friends didnt, and even more of them are still out their using, just waiting for their turn to die. Idk man take care of yourself. Sorry for your loss man. RIP sams mother.
2:07 Do you think they purposefully made Bryan smile down the bottom right as soon as Sam said his mum died?
i love how you timed bryans smirks with the jokes
You need a “Bryan Time” where you guys constantly ask Bryan questions to make him talk
-Cremation temperatures go up to 350 F
-Gold melts on 1,900 F
Sam got scammed out of his moms jewelry and phone
>crematoriums generally operate at heats of 1400 to 2000 degrees Fahrenheit
>you’re dumb and should feel bad
what? temps in cremation chamb
bers get up to 2000 degrees F
Standard temp range is 1400-1800 F
Are your funeral homes cremating inside of a stove? Lol they aren't that low
1:53:30 Physics student in university here, without an atmosphere you would probably just see the star itself being whatever color it is and the rest of the 'sky' would be black. Since there's no atmosphere for sunlight to diffract in, there's no visible sky other than just space like you see at night on Earth.
Also very sorry to hear about your mom Sam; hope everything is going as okay as it can be!
Sorry to hear about your mom Sam. I lost mine alittoe over a year ago and these podcasts and the DnD episodes got me through the end of her life and the time since so i csnt thank you enough. I understand it may not mean much but we're all here for ya. Prayers to you guys and your family in this hard time.
dude the bryan gif lines up so well with so many convos its insane
Fun story, C4 burns but does not explode without electrical current / blasting caps. You can shoot it with a gun and it just acts like a playdough / clay. Lots of pictures of guys in Vietnam cooking C-Rations over smoldering piles of C4.
The difference between getting a text that just says "Hey man" followed by "how are you?" vs "Hey man, how are you?" is night and day. You get like 30 seconds where you think you f*cked up
Pip and Bryan having a staring contest this whole podcast
2 minutes in and they’re already shitting on Dan Bell yeah this is gonna be a banger
Btw sam my condolences about your mother. Wishing you and your family the best
Genuinely glad Sam seems to be finding some semblance of solace here. My condolences brother
5 minutes in, and it looks like Sam REALLY needs Don Toni back on the pod now.
I lost a family member last week, its been a rough time. I left home and joined the navy 7 years ago and i always thought i would come back before i lost family. But this podcast had me laughing my ass off thanks man, I've been a long time fan never thought this dumbass podcast would pull me out of a spiral like this. Keep up the good work bud.
Brian in the corner of sam's pov could litteraly be a gif, no words no facial expression for 20 minutes straight
Im pretty sure it is
I just realised that he is a gif
@@edslayer9756 not that it really makes a difference honestly
Holy hell sorry to hear sam. You’re One strong mfer, hope all is going well.
Very sorry to hear about your mother, Sam. Losing family is almost never easy.
That's weird I really liked the last episode it was the best one yall have done in a while
It sure wasn’t a slam dunk but it wasn’t that bad, it got better about half way through but holy so many people hateeee it that’s crazy
Thats funny I couldnt even get 10 mins in
@@ConnioJudah seems it was a very divisive episode
Sorry for your loss and your family's loss no one should have to go through losing a mother before they are really old.
Sorry for your loss Sam, but this was one of the better episodes. The cellphone hand grenade joke had me in tears
Hey Sam, me and you are in the same boat because I recently lost my sister, and I want to say I'm sorry about what happened, but also don't forget to be thankful because you have a lot more than most people nowadays and it can be tough to see that at times like this.
Bro yeah I’m a pool cleaner (I used to be a construction guy who did remodels and then i was plumber for three years) so it’s nice to hear you know your audience like that man. I’m also sorry about your moms but glad to see you bounce back.
Cant wait for the Podcast episode 100 Finale. Can’t believe its finally coming to an end 😢
How high are you
I love that Bryan doesn’t even have his own box anymore
damn, that was a heavy start. May sams mom rest in peace.
sam im really sorry about your loss, its easy to have a complicated relationship w a parent but losing family hurts like hell no matter what. i hope you know how much youve helped me (and i assume many others) keep spirits high when going through some tumultuous times. i just wish your community could help boost your morale half as much as youve helped me and others. youve got an assholish persona (or should i say personality) but i want you to know i think youre a really good guy. youve been a big inspiration for me to keep smiling and joking through the hard times
I’m sorry for your lost Sam. I can’t even understand the hurt you must be going through. I’ll pray for you brother ❤
This was such a wholesome podcast. No sarcasm the honest conversation about loss and growing up i really enjoyed. Sorry for your loss Sam.
Gizmo sounds like a broken NPC that walks away mid dialogue.
There is like a 50% chance that Bryan is just a gif of him moving just enough to look alive. Being up in Canada I'm assuming he actually froze to death last winter and the Sam's haven't figured out how to tell the fans
Man I'm so sorry for your loss! I lost my dad two years ago and it still hurts. I love to see you hanging out with friends after such a loss. Love you brother!
wow Brian really came into his own in this episode
Im so sorry for your loss Sam, hang in there dude.
his brother is really secured with all that pottery, it’s time for him to shine finally. sorry sammy boy, holy shit I just saw the urn what a guy.
Love the "Used and Abused" segment. The shoe talk really struck home. A good shoe is made to withstand the abuse!
Really love this episode that last guy was literally ferris bulers teacher
Sorry for your loss Sam. We love ya buddy. A little strange that her dog ran away right before she died.
I liked the last episode but I also like that this one immediately opens with shitting on the guest. rocks
Being useful at your loved one's funeral, or any time before and after a loved one's passing is what everyone wants at times like that. Good job Sam
Really sorry to hear about your mom, Sam. I wish you and your family the best of luck dealing with that loss and the challenges that face you now. You’ll be in my prayers.
Pooh should make the art for the book Sam is going to finish
Sam I think once youre alone man its okay to cry, I think those moments will really help you reflect on memories and really heal.
I'm currently going through the same thing with my mom rn. I really needed this. Thanks Sam
Can’t imagine that pain, I know it’ll come someday but I’ll never be ready for it
really sorry about your mom, I think back on how much this podcast has meant to me these past few years and I think she'd be proud
Has Poob finally started his smoking arc yet?
Sorry for your loss Sam, I hope you and your family are well xx
Sam. Im sorry for your loss. I lost my father at 18 so I understand how hard it is for you to loose her so soon. I too made some jokes about it and showed acted as if it did not destroy me within. This is how we men are supposed to be when it comes to social standards but its important to talk to someone about what you are going through.
appreciated Bryan offering a solemn moment’s silence in remembrance of Sam’s dear mother this episode
My condolences Sam- would never criticise you for taking some time off
This is the most I've heard Bryan talk in an episode in a while.
I’m sorry to hear about your loss Sam. My mom has a few years left on a terminal sentence and I’m terrified. It makes me happy to know you are trying to move forward the best you can. Gives me hope.
I'm 34 and I've never lost a parent yet. I don't know how I would react but I hope I could at least try to use humor to get through it like you. I appreciate you sharing that man. It gives me some hope that things will be ok when the inevitable happens.
Lost my mom at 23. Boy howdy lemme tell ya it's rough
Honestly, that's awesome. I hope they stick around as long as possible in great health. It's a real dick kicker to be sure. Like you know you'll make it through, you gotta make it through, but there's just the hole in your heart where a parent used to be and it's lame.
this may be the most Bryan has ever talked on the podcast
Sorry for your loss Sam, thats a tough one. Much love brother!
Sorry for your loss Sam , best wishes from South Africa
This episode had such a heavy undertone and I am super baked so I started getting super introspective... ill have to listen to the rest later
Oh my god I thought Bryan was just sitting there getting a bag but no, he's a little gif on screen
My condolences dude. Losing close family is tough. Wish you the best man.
Hey Sam, sorry to hear about your loss. Been a big fan since early highschool and I've been out of college for a year now. Thanks for all the content over the years. You are loved
Mmm good point Brian.
Wtf I thought Dan Bell was really chill and interesting. One of my favorite episodes in a while.
Lmao every time I think sam genuinely likes and is interested in a guest he talks shit about how lame they are in the next episode 😂 last time was Swaggersouls
@@_Brohan the swaggersouls episode was fucking awful, they only started to get along in like the last 10 minutes of the pod lol
What really pissed me off the most was when he went off talking about how he didn't do anything for an entire year but order food delivery and expensive things online, living semi-wealthy in his home, and he said that "Him talking about how even rich people can be depressed was important." like giving himself pats on the back. I'm not saying that I haven't done that same things in my own times of depression, but that behaviour is just being an asshole. It's not "Important" or "reasonable". An entire year of never wearing the same clothes twice buried in packaging? Oh you tortured soul. I can barely pay all my bills. All of my clothes have holes in them I stitch up myself. He was a narcissist. When I act that way, that's the cycle of depression because I feel like a narcissist or a leech, AND I'M RIGHT. so I only let it happen for a few days then get back out and stop being a bitch. It's not commendable that I did that to myself.
sam didn't like swaggersouls? when did he say that @@_Brohan
@@wowser4lifeit was never said, swagger came off as uncomfortable for the majority of the Edison’s, which I personally found funny
sorry for your loss Sam, I hope you get through this well.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Being the same age as you I cannot even imagine having to go through that.