The colour contrast between Poob and Bryan makes it look like they're a demon and an angel sitting on Sam's shoulders grappling over his moral conscience.
So poob wants a house that is high up so he can look down on others. And a porch that is so big, it wraps around the house. He has literally just described a watchtower.
@@amnesicturtles4145i bet you're more interesting than him. You're so tall handsome and interesting and not boring at all. I hope i can be such a chad like you one day, we tiny little mortala look in awe whenever you move your Pinky. I love you so much i admire you thank you so much for existing amnesicturtles4145 you 100% do not have a drug addiction and have so many good stories to tell. Omg one day to be like you... Omg om... Movie...
Im not gonna lie as of 4 days ago, I am in the almost exact situation as poob, lmao. Relized, I gotta save money pretty bad, and I'm going to the city to hit up some bars with friends. I'll bring some brown food coloring and make my waters look like whiskey to blend in. Then I'll act drunk and way over play it, till someone calls me out on it. "This guy is drinking colored water. He's not piss drunk he's just a freak!". Then I'll cry on the curb till that cereal killer makes his move. Thanks taxes me dying like a dog on the street is your fault
Basic financial tips from a suspicious stranger on the internet: 1.) Avoid credit cards. The interest rates will leave you in a pit of dept. Only use debit tied to your checking account. 2.) Place a portion of your monthly income into a basic savings account. 3.) Avoid risky investments (Crypto, NFTs, etc.). If you want to invest, get a CD (Certificate of Deposit) CD's have a lower interest rate, but your return is guaranteed.
get a fake tooth that has a cyanide capsule inside of it, but actually the cyanide is hydrogen peroxide which mimics the symptoms of cyanide poisoning. then masturbate in public dressed as a mall santa.
@@CheapCreep Yeah dont actually avoid credit cards, you need to actually have one or two that you use on a regular basis. What you need to do is actually pay them off before the interest accrues. If you listen to this guy and avoid using credit cards as if they are cancer then when you go to get that home loan after renting for most of your 20s you are going to find the bank not liking your lack of credit utilization and lack of credit history. Credit cards are bad for the irresponsible, and those kind of people are fucked from the start so dont worry about them. If you however are responsible you should be using your credit card for regular everyday purchases and paying it off before month end. Groceries go on the credit card, gas, subscriptions, small payments under $150 and such. Your credit rating is made up in large part by your 1.payment history 2.your length of credit history 3. credit mix 4. Amount owed. Be responsible or lube up for your eventual nightmare of a interest rate when you get that first starter home.
Goddamn, now I know why Sam is this way. Imagine your father having the opportunity to get you interested in his hobby, but instead steals your first find to add to his horde...
I've been listening through the catalogue while working. I'm usually good at not laughing so I don't look insane, but for example one episode sam told a long story about his brothers friend who did heroin ,got clean, shit happened, did it again and died "with kids" and bryan goes; HE DID HEROIN WITH THE KIDS?! then it got addressed as a serious question, but I can't tell if it was, or was it an absolute masterclass of comedy.
Poob I hope you’re writing off all the nicknacks and tallywacks you buy. All you gotta do is have each item visible or in use in atleast 1 stream, video, or any other business venture.
I did the same thing as poob with the moon biscuits with my friend, we called it a Jamal Benbrook smoothie. Put it on the side of the road on a bridge for people to see. Good times.
Finished this episode before I went to bed last night. Ended up having a dream where I met up with Poob and Sam at a restaurant in Illinois. Don't worry, you fellas were as funny as ever.
Dude sam your so lucky to have kids that love you enough to want to sleep near you and don't want you to put them back in their room. I used to do that and I thought my parents were the world. Don't take that for granted.
Yeah I feel like he’s been leaving crumbs here and there and im starting to understand a little now. Everytime I listen to Limp Bizkit I just think of Sam for some reason😂
NEVER PUT A LOCK ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR KIDS DOOR. When I was 5 we had an electrical fire start in my room and I was the only one to know and wake my mom up to get out. Now had she have had a lock on my door I could have burned to death before she even knew there was a fire.
If you’re referencing the smiley face killer at 11:00 poob, my uncle who works for Illinois’s water safety nonprofit had a lot of insight: A lot of those blackout drunk guys end up disappearing on the river ways or lakes in the Indiana area, when parties or concerts are going on… and what do guys go to do when they’re piss drunk? They need to pee. So they go by the water. My uncles thought process is it’s a string of coincidences where young men keep falling in the sink pissing, and if it’s on the lake, it’s at night and can be hard to survive. Very.
DOL aint so long living in its current amazing production quality in the future I forsee, but this can go on as long as yall can still stand each other
I actually felt very bad for Poob while he was telling the story in the beginning. Hang in there man, I'll try to get on Twitch and support you if I can. Also, I will like all your (rare) Instagram posts
Sam, make some of those swords for you kids by stuffing a bamboo stick from home depot into a pool noodle and taping off the end. Don't forget the pommel.
Finally more content for the long drives. Thank you Samwise for wrangling these two goblins into conversation. I am sure this was a 10 hour process just getting them in the seat long enough for editable speech. We appreciate your work & your supple soft cheeks, papa.
This episode almost feels like it was made to spite the people that conplained about you retelling stories. I think every single story told this episode has been told before in previous episodes except for the bit about sam getting run over by a trashcan lmao
Poob should totally go back to rock climbing. My friend and I started climbing abandoned buildings, then we got a membership at a climbing gym. Its a suprisingly cool enviroment for a gym. We met this group of people who were debating religion and philisophy in the middle of the bouldering area and sat down with them for hours. Also climbing is fun too I guess.
Sam I think you should try this DayZ server, Stalker 2013. I've been playing it for the past few days and it's a really cool RP experience, set after the events of the games. There's still KOS pvp (as long as you're fighting an enemy faction), and it can be a pretty rough experience for those who don't know anything about STALKER. It's like playing Anomaly but multiplayer.
You know Poob, I love ya but hearing how you've spent your money the last year and you getting a sobering moment from your accountant. Made me smile. Wish you the best tho
Listening to poob talk about his debt and him regretting his poor financial choices gave me way too much satisfaction then it should after Listening to him buying dumb stuff for month and now it's caught up with him it's time to adult now poob
Literally had the same idea with the poker table and my dogs but I'm a skinny boy yet and don't have anywhere good besides like my stomach or thigh and I'm not so sure about those two options 🤣
Looking at poobs background while he talks about his crippling tax debt is hilarious.
The worst part of being a 1099 contractor is having to save money to pay your taxes.
That's what happens when nobody learns about basic finance and budgeting
@@dobber43 He makes 6 figures too. It's a real issue not a meme.
@@hahahahaha7237 if by issue, you mean one poor financial decision after another.....
@@tyranidtrygon yes, that’s an issue. are you slow?
The colour contrast between Poob and Bryan makes it look like they're a demon and an angel sitting on Sam's shoulders grappling over his moral conscience.
Looks like Sam has made his choice
So poob wants a house that is high up so he can look down on others. And a porch that is so big, it wraps around the house.
He has literally just described a watchtower.
Dude’s into antiques too so you know that shit’s gonna be ivory
@@wastag9412 Damn streamers in their Ivory watchtowers looking down on us
They’re never gonna get those watches
I opened this video and saw the name of the first section and it actually made me wonder if it was gonna happen until I saw this
they will probably have to wait till bozzle goes to sams house and he can then sell him into sex trafficking.
If they listen to Stalltt they will, so yeah, no watches.
Poob would just sell his to fund his bar diving if they did 😂😂
They’re only like $400
Im convinced these guys are stuck in a Memento type time loop
I’m still waiting for the 3-way banquet where they make the same cake and pass it to each other through the camera.
They only have a few more episodes til 100, best get on them
Yeah but that involves effort
Abby makes 3 cakes and sends 2 to poob and brian
They should rename this episode to retold stories with more detail lmao
They'd have to rename most of the episodes
Are you a time traveler? How did you comment this 2 days ago if the episode dropped 2 hours qgo
@@jellypasta151patreon
I usually catch the retellings, where are they?
@@jellypasta151it still surprises me that in 2023 people don’t understand the concept of “unlisted” youtube videos
I loved seeing bryan be more vocal. Good progress Bryan!
Not getting paralyzingly high sure helps
Just 100 episodes to start doing something in the podcast
the podcast is acc bryans daycare while his mum is at work
@@amnesicturtles4145i bet you're more interesting than him. You're so tall handsome and interesting and not boring at all. I hope i can be such a chad like you one day, we tiny little mortala look in awe whenever you move your Pinky. I love you so much i admire you thank you so much for existing amnesicturtles4145 you 100% do not have a drug addiction and have so many good stories to tell. Omg one day to be like you... Omg om... Movie...
From the future, he’s gone, he made incredible progress just to simply disappear
Where's the guy who said Poob would go bankrupt if he got into Warhammer a few episodes ago? You were half right bro 👍
Poob's next stream is gonna be from a cardboard box
Poob should have an antique sale and get some $$ back
His antiques are directly tied to his happiness if he loses too many he's gonna send it
If he sees this he might seek out the Chicago serial killer to get it over with and go out like a G
Bryan saying heres to 100 more episodes of forehead fables is tragic now
Poob crying about being broke while having so much random Garbo he’s bought is hilarious
Im not gonna lie as of 4 days ago, I am in the almost exact situation as poob, lmao. Relized, I gotta save money pretty bad, and I'm going to the city to hit up some bars with friends. I'll bring some brown food coloring and make my waters look like whiskey to blend in. Then I'll act drunk and way over play it, till someone calls me out on it. "This guy is drinking colored water. He's not piss drunk he's just a freak!". Then I'll cry on the curb till that cereal killer makes his move. Thanks taxes me dying like a dog on the street is your fault
RIP Count Chocula
Basic financial tips from a suspicious stranger on the internet:
1.) Avoid credit cards. The interest rates will leave you in a pit of dept. Only use debit tied to your checking account.
2.) Place a portion of your monthly income into a basic savings account.
3.) Avoid risky investments (Crypto, NFTs, etc.). If you want to invest, get a CD (Certificate of Deposit)
CD's have a lower interest rate, but your return is guaranteed.
get a fake tooth that has a cyanide capsule inside of it, but actually the cyanide is hydrogen peroxide which mimics the symptoms of cyanide poisoning. then masturbate in public dressed as a mall santa.
@@CheapCreep Yeah dont actually avoid credit cards, you need to actually have one or two that you use on a regular basis. What you need to do is actually pay them off before the interest accrues. If you listen to this guy and avoid using credit cards as if they are cancer then when you go to get that home loan after renting for most of your 20s you are going to find the bank not liking your lack of credit utilization and lack of credit history.
Credit cards are bad for the irresponsible, and those kind of people are fucked from the start so dont worry about them. If you however are responsible you should be using your credit card for regular everyday purchases and paying it off before month end. Groceries go on the credit card, gas, subscriptions, small payments under $150 and such.
Your credit rating is made up in large part by your 1.payment history 2.your length of credit history 3. credit mix 4. Amount owed. Be responsible or lube up for your eventual nightmare of a interest rate when you get that first starter home.
Cereal killer
when your in a story retelling competition and your opponent is Poob
and I love it
Poor poob has run himself into poverty buying trinkets. I respect his commitment to the trade of collecting random shit
Goddamn, now I know why Sam is this way. Imagine your father having the opportunity to get you interested in his hobby, but instead steals your first find to add to his horde...
Dont be anti semitc
I've been listening through the catalogue while working. I'm usually good at not laughing so I don't look insane, but for example one episode sam told a long story about his brothers friend who did heroin ,got clean, shit happened, did it again and died "with kids" and bryan goes; HE DID HEROIN WITH THE KIDS?! then it got addressed as a serious question, but I can't tell if it was, or was it an absolute masterclass of comedy.
Bryan is usually too quiet but when he hits it's a goddamn home run
@@lipayy9852After all these years I'm still not over the "chug a fatass can of dog food" quote from one of Sam's Fallout 76 vids.
Poob I hope you’re writing off all the nicknacks and tallywacks you buy. All you gotta do is have each item visible or in use in atleast 1 stream, video, or any other business venture.
33:58 W for Papa Poob recognizing craftsmanship over aesthetic
August 16, 2056, on his deathbed, poob will unleash the sludge.
May the ooze reclaim the land
Poob saying ‘I want a beer so badddd…I DONT have a problem’ oh brother
I looked up gooning and Brian would fit that perfectly
Bryans headphones makes his hair look like a perfect bob
Omg poob needs an afro wig, a turtle neck, a chain, fancy watch, and a nice jacket then pose for photos lol
55:50 my friend has that exact tattoo on his stomach with all of the dogs that he's had in his life
I did the same thing as poob with the moon biscuits with my friend, we called it a Jamal Benbrook smoothie. Put it on the side of the road on a bridge for people to see. Good times.
Finished this episode before I went to bed last night. Ended up having a dream where I met up with Poob and Sam at a restaurant in Illinois. Don't worry, you fellas were as funny as ever.
Dude sam your so lucky to have kids that love you enough to want to sleep near you and don't want you to put them back in their room. I used to do that and I thought my parents were the world. Don't take that for granted.
49:30 lol Sam's dad Jewing him out of the silver dollar he found explains so much
Yeah I feel like he’s been leaving crumbs here and there and im starting to understand a little now. Everytime I listen to Limp Bizkit I just think of Sam for some reason😂
Bryan finally put away the booster seat
oh boy a pod dropped during a 12 hr bender. HELL YEAH!!!!
NEVER PUT A LOCK ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR KIDS DOOR. When I was 5 we had an electrical fire start in my room and I was the only one to know and wake my mom up to get out. Now had she have had a lock on my door I could have burned to death before she even knew there was a fire.
If you’re referencing the smiley face killer at 11:00 poob, my uncle who works for Illinois’s water safety nonprofit had a lot of insight:
A lot of those blackout drunk guys end up disappearing on the river ways or lakes in the Indiana area, when parties or concerts are going on… and what do guys go to do when they’re piss drunk? They need to pee.
So they go by the water.
My uncles thought process is it’s a string of coincidences where young men keep falling in the sink pissing, and if it’s on the lake, it’s at night and can be hard to survive. Very.
Your uncle is a 100% the serial killer
...hilariously, NOT pissing by/near water sources is a core basic of survival...
Smiley has a sense of irony, apparently~
Everything Rick Levine talked about has been coming true
I was going to complain about how short this one is but given how it ends I completely understand. Hope Sams Mom is ok 🙏🏻
Sam's mom's mum
@@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583 based pfp. God Bless the Enclave
Damn, looks like they're gonna have to cut the grandma segment after all
Advanced Darkness? Dear lord, it's only been talked about in folklore
Need sam to commit to growing a beard but thats never gonna happen, he's scared
He don't got the genes for a nice beard
@@maymayman0 sure but after like 2 years it'll look fine. Remember when poob was growing the stache
@@hehehbonkz6643as someone who looks similar to Sam and has similar beard genetics. No, it wouldn’t. We grow literally neck beards.
@@maymayman0it just makes no sense when you look at his brother
What if it was a epoxy river table with a battle of miniatures going, complete with the gore. that would be dope
DOL aint so long living in its current amazing production quality in the future I forsee, but this can go on as long as yall can still stand each other
I'm a fucking psychic
lol
lmao, even
I actually felt very bad for Poob while he was telling the story in the beginning. Hang in there man, I'll try to get on Twitch and support you if I can. Also, I will like all your (rare) Instagram posts
I don't really feel like you need to personally make up for his poor spending lol it sucks but he bought a fucking spinja
@@s--b sometimes, that's what the snail in our ear tells us to do...
@@stephenkamps8925 So true............ I have a lot to think about now
Feels weird coming back aftet learning his mom actually died lmao.
What the fuck do you mean "lmao"? His mother actually died.
Feels even more weird when the part where sam leaves to talk with grandma is probably the funniest scene in the podcast so far
spirograph is the circle drawing toy sam is thinking of
I know it isn’t new but I’m still happy Brian decided to start showin his face. Dudes dope
No ep. In 3 weeks I hope grandma Sam is okay 😢
It was his Grandma calling about his Mom in the hospital, she tragically died shortly after this episode.
Grandma is okay
Sam, make some of those swords for you kids by stuffing a bamboo stick from home depot into a pool noodle and taping off the end. Don't forget the pommel.
My grandpa used to work for an old man who painted cars and it's exactly like the toy story bit except it steadied after a stiff drink 😂
With the amount of patrons these guys shouldn't be bitching about money. Im a sad and amd broken husk of a man
Do you see the amount of random objects behind Poob? Thats all the money😂
Love the muffeater talk
I crashed my car listening to this podcast
hahahaha poob's strange addiction is buying garbage online
He’s just like me fr
I’m slowly getting there and I’m also in a similar boat where I’m like fuck I need to grow up
Finally more content for the long drives.
Thank you Samwise for wrangling these two goblins into conversation. I am sure this was a 10 hour process just getting them in the seat long enough for editable speech. We appreciate your work & your supple soft cheeks, papa.
😂Brian genuinely made me lol with the conspiracy aqua joke
All jokes aside, I hope Sam's mom is ight. I dread the day I get a call like that.
I need a counter for the amount of times poob says "like"
I noticed that a while back and can't unnotice it now
Fuck you for pointing it out hahahaha everything is ruined now good job
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My 3 hour episode cut in half by Sam’s dead or dying grandma. What a cruel world.
No but seriously I hope she’s ok Sam!
same i hope she is okay because general sam the youtuber is my best friend
just like the fucking grandpa, always edging death like a freakazoid.
i related to poob alot there at the start, i respect him for sharing
I feel like I'm going senile whenever poob repeats a story
Beautiful to be in the comments so early
If my math is right if you keep up 2 pods a month your 100th should be on my 21st birthday
This episode almost feels like it was made to spite the people that conplained about you retelling stories. I think every single story told this episode has been told before in previous episodes except for the bit about sam getting run over by a trashcan lmao
That serial killer Poob is talking about is himself. He's getting revenge for those frat guys wanted to kill him.
Epoxy is actually quite hard to get bubble free
Gotta hit it with some heat to pop them but yeah it is.
Im already over the turtlenecks and stuff and im gonna start complaining about poobs trading cards
a real man goes straight to the graves for their undiscovered riches
poob needs a cuban. timeless classic with great re sale.
Fun fact hepatitis c also develops from old sitting blood so it’s got it no matter what. Hepatitis D would be the thing to worry about.
Poob tried living the Nick Cage lifestyle.
Poob should totally go back to rock climbing. My friend and I started climbing abandoned buildings, then we got a membership at a climbing gym. Its a suprisingly cool enviroment for a gym. We met this group of people who were debating religion and philisophy in the middle of the bouldering area and sat down with them for hours. Also climbing is fun too I guess.
Sam I think you should try this DayZ server, Stalker 2013. I've been playing it for the past few days and it's a really cool RP experience, set after the events of the games. There's still KOS pvp (as long as you're fighting an enemy faction), and it can be a pretty rough experience for those who don't know anything about STALKER. It's like playing Anomaly but multiplayer.
I can say after all this time i finally watched and am fully cought up on all 4headfables episodes
I legit worry that poob will never be able to retire. I wonder if he even has an ira
I like. I Comment. I subscribe. RUclips Jesus please bless these boys.
Good Brian episode, loved seeing him participate instead of vegetating
You boys need to get Stankrat on the podcast.
35:40 Spirograph is what you're referring to, I think.
Damn, a lot of yall are paying to watch early for some reason. The boys have some cheddar
Nice to see brian smiling in every chapter
Sam just get the boys some Expensive Cigars and Scotch.
Am I really gonna no life this and watch it immediately?.....yes
Amen Brother 🙏
It's 9 am and I got work in 20 min. Yes watch it
I've been awake for 23 minutes and I'm already watching. I have no life
poob's entire house just filled with genuine garbage but the slick table is too trashy😂
I was about to complain about the podcast only being an hour and a half but y'know what, Sam had a good reason for cutting it lmao
nah, he could have continued it a few days later. they just fucking lazy
bro we got a 3 hour one 4 days ago😭💀
@@lowdopamine1619 not enough dude I got 8 hour work days to numb my mind through qwq
@@young-salt currently, full time furry art
@@Crowlivia32 i literally cant, I just fucking give up
This podcast is a goldmine
Welp Poob and Bryan probably did an oopsy daisy at the end hope Sams Moms okay
In 3 more Episodes the podcast will be doing a name change.
guys we should all got to poobs house
tables look dope
You know Poob, I love ya but hearing how you've spent your money the last year and you getting a sobering moment from your accountant. Made me smile. Wish you the best tho
Listening to poob talk about his debt and him regretting his poor financial choices gave me way too much satisfaction then it should after Listening to him buying dumb stuff for month and now it's caught up with him it's time to adult now poob
I was a audio listener for once today at work.
at 1:01:27 "no internet" AS HE SAID THAT my computer lost internet for a few minutes this podcast is cursed
Back to back episodes
Pretty creative way to tell a bunch of construction workers that you're dtf tbh.
It's called a speedsuit!
Literally had the same idea with the poker table and my dogs but I'm a skinny boy yet and don't have anywhere good besides like my stomach or thigh and I'm not so sure about those two options 🤣
Booty cheek it is
"I was (a little gamer) and look how I turned out.." -The man with a highly successful career in Entertainment.
This might be the most blasted I've ever seen Sam lmfao
"Concrete Welcome Mat" would be a dope band name ngl.
Epoxy is sick but expensive to make something like a table with. Its worth trying out though