Star Wizard Destroys Our Minds (Ft. Rick Levine) - Ep. 94
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
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👏Featuring: @RickLevine
0:00 - Intro
1:29 - Meeting Rick
5:15 - As Above So Below
7:04 - How Astrology Works
17:37 - Nature VS Nurture
19:31 - Plants
22:17 - Geometry
27:05 - 13th Star Sign
37:48 - Reading Sam
1:06:28 - Rick's Astrology Life
1:12:02 - Reading Poob
1:43:44 - Reading Bryan
2:11:45 - Rick's Signs
2:15:24 - Animals And Signs
2:24:59 - Conclusions
2:26:55 - Crystals and Harmonics
2:32:18 - Dumbledore (He's Gay)
👏EDITED BY @Stalltt / stalltt
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Listening to this guy talk is like listening to someone explain elden ring lore.
I think me and bryan were on the same wavelength for once this episode, nothing going on in my brain, many word
@@brandonmeens in one ear and out the other
Episode 100 should be locking this guy, Don Toni, and Wendigoon in a room while Sam, Poob, and Bryan are on the other side of the glass trying to get them to fight each other
i think they should try to get one of those spirit boxes and hit up mcafee, maybe he’s got something to share now that he’s tucked 6 feet below
@@juliusevola4135good shit
Creator clash 2.5, Abrahamic edition
My money is on Wendigoon.
@@juliusevola4135 Holy shit that'd be so funny if in a Forehead Fables special where they bring back all of their favorite guests in one episode, they have a spirit box sitting on a chair for John MacAfee.
Bryan fucking angered the wizard thats why he keeps calling him out im glad he didnt turn him into a frog at the end.
Poobs Ad reading being as robotic and stiff as possible is the best part of every podcast. I feel like there should be the sound of concrete scraping as he reads a script verbatim
it's clear he does this to ruin the podcast in the most passive aggressive way possible. i hate him so much.
@wowee21 Jesus man, go outside
To hate someone that much you have never met or has never done anything to you or necessarily bad in general
You need to calm the f**k down and get a life, as it's sad you hate him so much
@@wowee21What is your deal bro?
This podcast is the only podcast where I never skip past the ads
@@ORiOh4582 Yeah im doing ok. Thanks for asking. Poob wouldn't ask because he thinks people are insects (jerk)
Conclusion
Sam could have totally been an extroverted, rebellious gay actor in a different timeline
How is that really any different that what he is now?
@@Tester-sh1mnwait, isn’t Sam a Jewish lesbian?
@@amnesicturtles4145half Jewish, non binary, polyamorous, and autistic is what you’re looking for.
and poob would have been a serial killer. or as rick put it.... "serial-something".
@@amnesicturtles4145 Well that's the "official" story...
It would be cool to get a mythology expert as a guest. Goes with the past experts being an astrologer, a roman history expert, and a religious expert. Plus it ties in Poob's love of cryptids and creatures.
They already had Wendigoon on
@@shekau9012 That's my point it's all very similar.
@@shekau9012goons more conspiracy theory focused though, I think a cryptid/mythology based guest would fill a niche
@@shekau9012 wendigoon is moreso bible and cryptid expert. i think what is needed is a pagan priest.
@@noahsharpe3647he kinda covers all basis of mythos
Rick Levine reminds me of what Poob would be like after 1 or 2 bad run-ins with gas station sushi. No hate to him though. Rick that is, screw off Poob.
Get heck'd, Poob!
If Poob ate gas station sushi laced with acid that destroys his perception of reality.
god i hate poob
Idk guys I think he’s kind of cool! Who is with me?!?
@@poobtube He's my favourite Indianna cryptid
I like how they joked about Brians chart being a pentagram and then it really was😂
My god
I was thinking the same thing
i thought there was an anarchist symbol with the purple lines
Lmaoooo
@@juliusevola4135 you mean blue?
Interesting to finally see the boys giving a guest actual attention. They barely talked over him. He definitely deserved it
Bryan tried to but he got shut down by Papa Pooberton.
I know the guest is a shitpost but it is kinda sad that the one guest they let talk has nothing but bullshit and pseudoscience to spew.
deserved it is a crazy take
@@ooo662I suppose earned the respect would be a better way to put it. They hung on every word basically
@AtkinTheory I've only watched about 30 mins, def been interesting so far tho
Don’t let Poobs good looks deceive you, he’s actually centuries old
Centuries in the mind prison
"I'm a crackhead...that came out wrong"
this guy is already the funniest of the episode
Can you make him a character in your dnd campaign 😂
Real
So glad to have Charborg back on the podcast. Cheers.
Lmaoooooo
Charborg has less teeth
Bald.
@igotno_username1739bam roasted
A wyzard of the stars enthralls The foreheaded hydra with stories of itself it had not known. Thank you o great star wyzard, for revealing the story of the hydra and showing us all its weaknesses.
Spotted the DoL fan
you sir are funny as five fucks
@@Guntherbabieslmfao
"wouldnt it be funny if brians star chart had a pentagram?"
*actually has a pentagram*
30:00 daaaamn "don't need astrology for that mines bigger than yours" This astrologer brought the heat 💀
Bro is either the biggest forehead fables fan alive or an actual wizard of the outer realms.
Rick once he said “can we go?” Then just absolutely lays out the good stuff almost immediately. Was hooked as soon as he began speaking
Damn, two podcasts in a week? Guess itll be 2 months till the next one
yep
Proud of you guys for not interrupting him at 24:28
Just to correct him on the case of Science having an issue with Astrology.
Science doesn’t critique Astrology because of repeatability, it disagrees because it can’t predict shit. You can’t predict a single thing with Astrology, it’s inherently post hoc explanation. They can’t tell you that your life will change because of X, but they’ll be sure to tell you that it did because of X afterwards.
Also, an astrologist is no different from a cold reading psychic, utilizing positivity bias and the Barnum effect to make people believe profiles. But an astologer cannot get a profile of a person and predict anything about the horoscope, nor can they predict anything about a person based on their personality.
This man is a real wizard. Don’t let him fool you folks.
Bryan's acting like pre face cam this is definitely one of the best episodes
🔫Not today my old friend we have an episode to watch.
I play russian rulet with one bullet every day, only breaks are when the hit fabled forehead podcast episode gets released.
@@dankmemes2354 you hear that FFP? Keep posting or this guy gets it.
I feel like this would be a cool guy to goblin gas with
Add him to the dream blunt rotation with Mr. Rogers and Sam Rockwell
I was thinking how Sam can be more dad-like. And here he is bringing a huge lunchbox to a podcast 38:50
Brian not giving this guy anything to bounce off of was the best part of this episode. Dude was fishing so hard for something to play on.
old cornball charges 250$ for this shit lmao. same as those people that can "talk to the dead"
depends. He did kind of touch upon the idea that Bryan's absentee dad might be a root of some silent grief.
@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 bro half the stuff he talked about them somewhat applied to me. its all stuuf that can sorta be applied to everyone until he finds something you react to and laches on. they even expanded past just what sign, they got secondary signs and more just to cast a wider net of bullshit
@@adrevenue726It's the mind reader/fortune teller special, speak broad enough and something is bound to stick eventually.
@adrevenue726 Just like a fortune teller using cues you give them to continue that thread
He has the voice of a handsome younger gentleman. I listened for an hour and just looked at the video and I hope I am still as sharp as him if I get to that age.
My favorite part of the podcast was Sam pulling out his comically large lunchbox
everyone's faces xD poob was not happy
Rick looks like he's the real life DM from the cartoon in the 80s
For something that can never be replicated (his words) he's so adamant that its fact.
i like how he was trying to play that off as science being the one in the wrong when he had to dance around saying that there's no evidence for what he's talking about
This whole thing can be summed up as, "i like your funny words magic man."
Im glad I watched this one high, made my brain get the tingly tingles.
I can fuckin imagine hahaha I should get fucked up for this
@@brandonmeensamen 🙏
What your father and/or mother had to eat around the time of your conception has more to do with the person you are than the planets. If planets can have any effect on people, then so would all other bodies in the Milky Way, but you don't see astrology people analyzing those. The simple fact that identical twins can have wildly different personalities is enough to debunk this whole thing.
Yup
Anti fun lame nerd
I didn’t even think about the identical twins thing, nice catch
Yea it's all crap, but I think they know it too, they have him there for entertainment which is fine. To genuinely believe that planets have any sort of effect on a person/brain is nuts thought
Im not into astrology, but if I had to guess what this guy would say, it'd be about his fate vs. free will/nature vs nurture thing, where although the charts are the same, the fact that they live together throughout a lot of their childhood will just mean by human action that they won't act the same as the other. Then I guess we'd have to find some twins who were seperated at birth to answer that.
i like how they joke about bryan's forming a pentagram and yet there actually is an (imperfect, lopsided) pentagram inside it
i wanna see this guy and dontoni fight to the death
Got my money on this guy
Bring stimpee back on the cast he was one of the first guest you had
Thanks stalltt ❤
Stimpees thumbnail of sams head is golden
1:30:21 Sam’s falling asleep, Brian doing his best “yea bro I’m definitely interested face” and Poob looks like the golden retriever of astrology
Sam's star sign is Pure Cancer
Same
not the crab, but the tumor
unironically one of the best podcast episodes. I was ready for the guy to be crazy but I might be one of them crystal bitches now.
I really liked the part where he suggest Poob kill himself.
I understand why those white women are so fuckin crazy about it now, if only they had half of this guys knowledge
Fr, this episode sent me down a rabbit hole of reading my own natal chart and this shits kinda converting me
don't fall for it its just blanket statements that apply to anyone
@@TheGuy___no, i really am a impulsive person, but also a little bit calculating, and very talkative, but also a bit introverted, and very driven, but also a bit lazy, and smart, yet a little dumb and....
ive never seen the boys be so attentive
This show is at it best when they bring on crackpot (I use that term endearingly) experts. I don't care about Astrology but this was a blast to watch
Holy shit, Poob your ad read has me chucklin' . That is gonna get a re-watch FOR SURE. Magical delivery!
one of my favorite recurring jokes, love when he says he gets up in the morning and drinks that green juice before working out, knowing full well he wakes up at 3pm with a massive hangover
i'm going to think that he hired a private investigator and he skimmed through all of the youtube videos, because if i'ts not that, im converted to astrology
As a cancer I can say this video is terminal.
I feel like I dont see many comments on these podcasts concerning whether or not someone should be back on, but this guy should definitely be back on at some point.
"is it astrologer or astrologist?"
"Astrologer is preferred"
Title: Star wizard
12 months in a year
12 hours in a day
12 donuts in a dozen
12 cylinder in a V12
Guys its all connected
13 crock of shit. trust in 12
So what your saying is its only a matter of time till im sitting fat in a race car.
Wow he perfectly captured Poob's Pro Soccer Online arc
Dude don't you try and tell me this isnt Poob as a time traveler. He came back to warn himself
On one side, he is pretty full of whimsy and mystique, on the other hand, I feel like those thousands of students of his, as well as his following especially in idonesia are kinda getting scammed by the oldest trick in the book, or I should say second oldest trick in the book, the first one was divination via scattering of the animal's intestines after it was sacrificed. As always the Forehead Fables Podcast brings very thought provoking subjects to the broader audience! Bravo!
The mental gymnasts he goes through to link things together is laughable. Like how we have 12 months because of astrology. No we have 12 months because of ceaser adding 2 more
@@ambzc Yeah thats what an astrologist does at the end of the day, as any divine teller, I really hope our 3 goofs here wont get any ideas from what he told them, besides I myself am an asparagus of the third moon inclination, I sorta sense these kind of people in advance
there is possibly something to be said about how time of birth might affect certain personality traits. but having it be tied to star constellations is perhaps a bit much.
@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 I very much agree with the whole concept of "as above so below", its been proven basically by the whole quantum mechanics branch of science, we just don't know the scope of this interlocking between the two as of yet, its just a shame that this guy profits off of real science and ancient cultures around the world, hes kind of perpetrating a mega disinformation campaign. I did like the fact that he quoted Yung in saying his teachings kinda get a positive effect on people and might do the trick where psicology cant, but that by the end of the podcast sounded more like an excuse to not take any responsibility of any bad that may come out of it. Quite scummy, plus the dude looks like he touched for sure some kid on his trips in Indonesia (sorry for the long reply)
@@ambzc also old norse cultures, ancient Germanic tribes, and many ancient Asian cultures used a base 12 counting system comes from how they count using your thumb to count the knuckle bones on your fingers. use of base 12 k so there are 12 hours in a day and 12 in a night so we have 24 hours later on when we had to deal with seasons a lot of people realised there were 4 distinct seasons not sure when they would start so they divided the year into 10 months because they had switched to counting the individual fingers and thumbs and we weren't very good at predicting the exact season shifts so you get a bit of leway when a season starts but you can get the general idea of winter comes in about x amount of days better rotate the crops for that. next this guy named Julius ceaser came along and wanted a month named after him so we had 11 for a stint then his nephew Augustus came along and wanted a month named after him so we got 12 after that people said no more we got 4 seasons and 12 is divisible by 4 this works stop screwing with the calender.
This guy has so many little jokes that they don’t recognize I love it
Urban astrologists be like:
“Just poured hot soup on my waiters face 💅 they got the order wrong (I’m a Gemini 🤪)”
this episode was genuinely really good
means a lot when someone says something so bold
You guys gotta get a cryptozoologist on here next, this was a sick episode
Needless to say it was an amazing episode, but stallt was on fire this time around, had some real good ones
Genuinely really interesting guest and topic, didn’t think I’d ever actually learn anything while watching this podcast lol
Poob has mastered the art of acting like he's interested in astrology
This was probably my favourite episode you guys have done, what an interesting and charming guest, just awesome
This guy is chill
You guys should throw a big party like that for all your RUclipsr friends
and get Rick to be your Wizard like old times
I wanna see what Wranglerstar decides to get rid of.
Not sure how he'll fit the whole ATF in the pit, but he'll figure something out
Awesome episode. I've been looking forward to the fabled astrology ep but Rick is honestly on another level.
yes yes yes yes yes! havent watched/listened yet, but i have enjoyed the quick drop of podcast. you guys are hilarious and make my work days fly when i dive back in time to the older episodes
thanks sam, poob, brian, and all the gang for what ya'll do.
This is one of the best ad read I have even witness. Holy shint! I was taking a sip and homie became a wizard Harry!
Bryan: "Ask him about Rust, alright, his Rust days"
Poob: "The coding language?"
Poob's such a dork for that, a total of 3 people in this audience are even going to know that Rust is a programming language. It was such a quick and unrecognised joke, good one tho
Holy shit... That was awesome. Thank you Sam for the intro.
Some dude made a comment about brian being from the Azores a few eps back and i didnt actually expect them to be right lmao
Bryan's sign is literally a pentagram inside a pentagon. Funny as hell considering sam called it in the beginning
Interesting how astrology selectively appropriates things to apply their theorum, such as reffering to martial law deriving from the planet mars, when the planet mars was not named for a long time AFTER the religious god mars
Stallt shouldve had bryan slowly spinning all episode like the galaxy meme so we wont have to focus on that death stare xD
The next step is to get wendigoon, toldinstone and the space wiz in on a podcast then sam, poob and brian all slink out about 10 minutes in.
this guy explaining stuff and saying at the end.. BRIAN.. was so funny , great stuff.
Loved the ad-read poob, keep it up
22:40 Marshall law does not come from mars, it is a persons name, Marshall law refers to the Marshall court, a time period in which a supreme court chief justice with the last name of Marshall utilized the supreme court system to execute mass legal change in the US, Marshall law refers to the similar strengthening of the law during times the nation is in duress.
I think he's talking about martial law lol
next February, bryan is gonna finally work on his channel. lol
this podcast ruled. okay fine, i'll subscribe and watch every week
Put him in the dnd campaign as "The Wizard of Febohree"
I think this episode was a really killer idea. I thought Poob to be the great prophet of humility, truth, and morality; but instead learned he is the cunning death power liar that has deceived us all. All that time I thought he was chill, respecting authority and shit. But now I found out your taking it down?
We know were you where born.
Little disappointed Rick wasn't able to ascertain the exact date and cause of Bryan's dad's death
52:12 "Sam Uranus is always surprising as to how deep and powerful" 😂 Nice ep lads this guys great
This is my favorite episode. I love astrology and it was kinda hard to follow at first but I was hooked when he started going through each of their charts and especially Bryan’s was so interesting with the Scorpio energy.
what time was i born?
"uhh somewhere between midnight and noon or noon and midnight"
oh my god this guy is a GENIUS
record levels of worlds from bryan in the first 2 minutes
YES BRO IS SPITTING STRAIGHT HERMETIC SACRED TRUTHS.
this was great man
I don’t have notifs on or anything but this got recommended to me 3 minutes after it came out
What a phenomenally charismatic man, great content ❤
Incomprehensibly wise wizard: *explains the intricacies of the universe and our interactions within*
also that wizard: our calendar's kinda fucked up
This comments section is the best of all worlds, Sam's aspie basement dwelling r/athiesm fans and the drugged out stoner fans who are super into it
I love drugs but even I couldn't listen to the 3 amigos enable this conman for two and a half hours.
Couldn’t have put it better myself. 😂
This guy and my ex would hit it off
I wish this guy was as correct as he is passionate
Bryan is fucking handsome man jesus christ.
Fatherless rizz
Poor guy had to start pulling lore from avatar the last airbender as Brian has no discernable personality to work with.
Reading that back it's too funny to not say but a bit harsh so I'm going to add that I'm just joking.
15:13 most high brow way to call someone a chocolate star fish ever.
2:20:59 damn he really was right about that. Bryan left sometime around that.
Edging the cosmos with Brian
def one of my fav episodes now, extremely good guest
Star Wizard and Bill Bailey look a like contest winner 2011 Rick Levine is such a cool guest.
9:40 dudes only been on the Podcast 10 minutes, and hes already sick of Bryan's BS
what an absolute banger great ep
This guy was the coolest dude imo. I really hope they have him back. This Ep. was a ton of fun. Ive listened to is twice. Such a good ep. :)