im drawing a line in the sand. no more coyote pee.
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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2022
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“You got her good” I’m dying laughing
@don't be surprised do not click on these links
Can’t wait to put hours into lovingly constructing a baroque package to send to Sam. only for him to systematically and brutally shred my shoddy craftsmanship and caveman level design, without even a shred of remorse touching his supple yet manly visage.
Beautifully worded
You ment bespoke?
Baroque
Mf think he Dracula
did you mean bespoke?
Or for it to get half a gallon of literal coyote piss leaked onto it.
The audience speedrunning how fast they can force Sam to shut down this show
yea how dare someone say get tate on the cast despicable rather shit in my hands and dance
Probably the whole reason idubzz stopped
more like get a devoice
Thank you GeneralSam for snorting our sweet zucchini relish!
God the amount of coyote wiz about to be sent in. Thoughts and prayers to abby and the UPS people
@You ...what?
Putting money in coyote piss stock
@@ethanrumley746 where can I buy them coyote piss calls
And the garbage people lmao
I don't even get mad at the UPS driver anymore for driving through my grass and throwing my shit.
To incur the wrath and rage of Abby is truly terrifying.
@You no
@You i fucking fell for this twice in the same comment section. Thanks
The words of a weak “man”
I like that we never see her so I can just picture some Lovecraftian horror is yelling at him from the other room which also lets me be happy for Sam cuz that means he snagged someone way out of his league.
@@nothanks9174 she's been in a couple older videos
As a UPS Store employee myself I cringe at the thought of how many packages they have to hold just for your box. Having a RUclipsr with deranged fans rent a box at my store is my greatest fear
He better bring a massive cake the last day and new espresso machine as a "sorry for all the retards" gift
You can't tell me it wouldn't be a love/hate relationship. The shit you would see would be horrifying, but the kind that you can't look away from
@@HipposaurusRex why would he get to see what is in the packages
@@HipposaurusRex yeah it'd be a hate hate relationship for me
@@ProfJonah Sorry, didn't mean he'd get to see inside, but I can only imagine what all these troglodytes(myself included) are writing/drawing on the outside of packages, not to mention the smell of some of them.
I love his concern about Anthrax and talking about not eating food sent to him through the mail anymore, but when he gets sent smoked salmon he just cracks right into it
I make it every week with the utmost care and a letter came with his explaining it and what to look out for.
@@chiefrobertz42069 good man
Sam is weirding me out. Occasionally being wholesome and thanking his audience. I'm not believing it for one second. He's scheming something, he'll do something terrible soon.
I'm waiting for the long awaited special. Where he sends all of us animal piss
Probably already has
The shroom trip while camping + having his second kid has changed him for the better, he is a lot nicer while keeping that special unhingedness lmao
@@marksmangalactic9050 That's what he wants you to think. HE'S IN YOUR MIND
true hes jewish
"the coyote piss is not making it into this episode"
*titles and themes the entire episode around the coyote piss*
😂😂😂 you played right into their coyote piss stained hands, Sam
That's exactly what he wants you to think
yeah but now if anyone copies that then they will be seen as an attention whore so also smart play
Those guys manually milking out that coyote piss must be laughing it up right now.
@Subprime Porcupine Probably aren't doing it often enough and the gloves are getting in the way.
Good to know Idubbbz fans haven't been able to formulate a new joke after 5 years
You shut the hell up the jokes are just vintage at this point they have simply aged like fine wine.
Underrated comment
The N word, dildos, coyote piss and the occasional letter that makes them emotional
Underrated comment
I have never seen a more efficient way to ensure you receive an unprecedented amount of Coyote Piss by post.
Seeing Sam genuinely happy is actually kinda heart warming
@Bully peter shut up
@Bully peter Shut up.
But weird.
really digging these mail vids just seeing how demented the fans can be
Yeah. Reminds me of idubbbz from times when world hasn't been so fucked yet
One of these days he will open it to find a fucking pipe bomb
@@RSD_Knight _filled with coyote piss_
“If this guy isn’t left handed he’s killed 7 prostitutes already” has to be my favorite brand new sentence ever.
The fact that this man still has 2 living children makes every video so much more interesting
I wonder what Sam's neighbors think about him frequently poking his head out the door with black latex gloves on
And sometimes taking out the trash while gagging from the smell.
'i'm painting warhammer minis'
Prostate examination time
@@lukaszdluzak3905hes probably never told them what he does. so for all they know, the frail old men with walkers that cant fight back go into his home for in house prostate exams
We all know that this is General Sam's favorite drink- this is reverse psychology.
@beyond your imagination It's not even a rickroll, just some lame cooking video.
@@Zorro9129 And rickroll isn't even a duckroll, it's just some lame pop song.
@@Zorro9129 And that's not even a person, it's a dead, lifeless, view-farming spam bot, paid for by the demented uploader of said cooking video.
Just report the bot comment/account and get on with your life.
cool thing about lines in sand, waves always wash them away.
waves of coyote piss.
What a perfect way to end a mail episode, lights out and a surprised "oh!"
Made even better by the fact that he was just showing off lube
Next episode the bottle will be empty and we'll know what happened when the power went out.
You see it was not an expression of shock but of surprise. The pleasant surprise of serendipity.
I feel that someone like Sam could get great utility out of a jug of coyote piss, especially if you get into it with the neighbors. My gf bought some because she read that pouring a little border around your property keeps rats away. It certainly does, with the side effect of making all of your neighbors hate life for a week or so!
You made me think, what other natural “essences” can be used to deter pests and insects. Coyote pee sounds so obvious to deter smaller animals so I wonder what else could be used and easily acquired
@@gimpscam9976 lime can be used to keep snakes away but idk if it works on other animals
@@gimpscam9976 for smaller animals even lots of cats, strong smells of mint can keep them away, hell in asia i've seen they use ghost peppers rubbed on fences to keep elephants away
@@galvatron0810 what am I gonna walk around the property line squeezing lime juice outta 63.5 limes to deter those pesky snakes that I never see
@@zack-lk8if hey don’t talk shit about that, I literally had a snake somehow get into my house the other day. Absolutely no idea how it got in even after checked all possible ways. Either way it wasn’t venomous and got it out.
ITS HAPPENING!!! Documented proof that Sam dad instincts to keep checking out a storm, they are kicking in!
Not even really specifically a dad instinct. You're telling me you can resist opening the door or going outside during a storm that good? In the midwest that's treated like porch weather.
@@MintyLime703 woosh
@@mykahmeizis403 a joke not functioning well as a joke doesn't mean he didn't get it
@@deathminion11
Ay but think of it like this. The greater joke was that this dude totally missed that and added to the overall joke. The joke that they didn't even know they were making. Truly a reddit moment.
So just an FYI, lockpickinglawyer had someone send him a gps tracker and he found it because he opens all his shit at the post office. Protect your Roubles!
(Sam) Florida has stand-your-ground laws. (Lockpickinglawyer) Maryland has no such laws. Typically, knowing someone is armed and living in a state where it's perfectly legal to kill intruders on your property is pretty discouraging to any would-be intruders, much more discouraging than knowing someone's in a state where killing anybody in any situation is legally very risky and that someone may not even be armed. I'm not saying you're wrong or it isn't possible, I'm just saying you need to be much more ballsy to pursue someone armed and willing to shoot rather than someone who's only possibly armed in a place that makes them much less willing to shoot. Angry Florida man sees you on his property - boom, you're dead. Angry Maryland man sees you on his property - well, it's a lot more complicated than the Florida scenario even if the intruder still gets shot.
@@waxblast7528 you could still get doxxed though
@@waxblast7528 Armed or not is irrelevant when someone is that far gone mentally. If someone is trying to stalk a random RUclipsr? Theyre fucked in the head. You'd also have to be the most unlucky person alive to get locked up for shooting a home invader in any state as well.
After Sam described Andrew Tate's violence toward women I was expecting him to say "actually maybe he's not so bad"
The potpourri really overpowers the scent of the coyote urine.
When all else fails just burn one rock of crack.
Classic idubbbz
@@xthreemonkeysx759 maybe it's the coyote urine of a drug dealer? 🤣
What exactly is potpourri
@@c4lcffc743 Its a mixture of spices and dried flower petals made to create a pleasant smell. As far as my comment, it was a reference to iDubbbzTV's bad unboxing series, specifically this one: ruclips.net/video/Nrn8aTlT194/видео.html&ab_channel=iDubbbzTV
So glad to see these mail videos again.
I’ve revisited this channel recently, watching you at home, and listening to your podcast at work.
My fiancé will hear you on my phone and look at me shaking her head. I thought you would enjoy knowing that.
Story time. I got into Sam's videos cause y'all were doing the "Sam's Jewish" meme so dryly I literally thought he was Jewish and got excited cause I can never find other Jewish streamers. I ever told some people "yeah I found this Jewish content creator you should check him out" Oh how wrong I was. But here I am, 4+ years later, still catching every vid.
He's a non-practicing Jewish man 👀
But he is a jew.
It's not even a joke.
Half-Jew
This is why you lot get kicked out of every country
wtf
1:33 killed me, the straight face just fighting to hide the shit eating grin.
Sam is a rare breed of youtuber, he's got the old school appeal of saying whatever the fuck he basically wants and being "offensive" and cause its Sam and he is just like that it just works. Gotta love our rat king
I'd say he isn't quite as shock humour reliant as old RUclips, not just yelling slurs as a substitute for comedy. He's more like Norm McDonald as he has openly admitted before.
RIP in peace our original rat king: Poob
He's apart of that old guard. Not many left.
Mail time has been a great addition to the channel
its actually a return
Mail time has existed for years dumbass, he just hasn't done it in forever
"Hey Abby come in here I got somethin'."
"What, what is it?"
(Sam holds up the bottle of lube) "I know what were doing tonight." *does his little goblin wheeze*
Wild to see all the old idubbbz bad unboxing memes resurrected here. Stromings, coyote piss, dictionary, slurs on the boxes. Like a trip down memory lane.
Sam can I send you a 3D printed Gat? Haha jk….unless
hell no lmao i dont want ATF on my doorstep. i'll stick with my Rube Goldberg machines and katana for self defense.
@@GeneralSam just load your yard with explosive charges and make Waco look like summer camp.
(For legal reasons this is a joke)
@@GeneralSam a true student of the blade
@@GeneralSam where's your sense of adventure!? 🤣
@@GeneralSam Even better, a halfway (but incorrectly) drilled through 80% AR15 lower :)
The elephant trunk being inside out would lead me to believe someone tried that on, like when you pull your legs out of your pants and it leaves them inside out.
I didn't even notice that
Reminds me of the good ol days of when you said you would never eat fan mail b/c it could be laced with anthrax but you still eat it b/c your inner fat boy
I used to order my narcotics in the mail regularly, and the efforts to disguise the intended contents would blow your fucking mind. Everything from no effort decoys, to an action figure with a hollowed out butt-cheek. Once, I got a candle that the "dealer" had made *AROUND* the mylar coated bag of drugs. It was pretty next level in the mid 2010s.
Point being, that fool just sent you drugs haphazardly tossed into a box with nary the consideration of prison, for he, or you. Hahaha
Wait when did someone send him drugs?
@@biggiecheez6879 twice in the video, man. Two separate occasions 😂
I guess I won't send the grab bag of psychs
He can technically not get in trouble.
@@sheldonhiebert49 you're dead wrong. There's no deniability in mail, even if you legitimately had no clue you were getting it, if the post catches it, you'll get a controlled delivery followed by a no knock warrant the second you accept the package. This isn't fringe law, it's common.
Man the undesireables are going to ruin this for the rest of us
having worked at a ups store I truly feel sorry for those employees
the way he said "water-" and then the actual water killed his power is kinda great timing
I like the not knowing you can buy coyote piss on Amazon but here in Ohio you can buy multiple types of piss in Walmart lmao
Sam: Don't send me in food, I won't eat it.
Also Sam: Eats food sent in.
Me: Understandable have a good day.
He loved my smoke salmon, Surprised he ate it on cam
Sam should get a sponsorship from Yeti. I bought that can Insulator after watching him use it in every stream.
I'm still letting the temptation eat at me on buying one, he's definitely put the idea in my head though.
Sam's latest plot to mess with Abby is to name his video "no more coyote pee" The rest takes care of itself.
"The smell of pot pourri overpowers the senate of coyote urine"
-icucks 2016
@@punished7030
im a bit out of the loop, what idubz do?
You don't even need to poison food to kill sam, just send him some food that looks minimally appetizing and he'll risk severe food poisoning for it
The smoked salmon had a note i wrote explaining it, But yeah he scares me sometimes
That power supply will definitely explode if he Sam plugs it in
Not even 1/3 of the way through the video yet and already *literally* laughed out loud like 5 times. I’m so glad I found this channel and subscribed a few weeks ago
I know it was already 8 months ago but if you haven't checked out the older videos yet just do it. Especially the skyrim-series made me regularly laugh extremely hard even while rewatching it last year. Cheers :)
That tender moment almost brought me to tears
Does what the wife's asks, Then on a side note says "you got her lads"
Never change Sam ahahah
I never knew that I needed this in my life. The dude that normally destroys and ruins everything he touches has an endearing side, like a beautiful, lesbian, flower.
That wax seal, calligraphy bit did me in, I couldn't stop laughing, made my day. Thak you for that.
Make a video series staring your kid. document how living with a badass gamer dad is completely epic and child friendly
Was ready for Abby to come in after Sam's opening with a straight mom vibe and start shredding us all
But seriously that's hilarious
I hope his daughter watches his vids when she grows up that would be so hilarious
I like how he's wearing thicker nitrile gloves after I laid out exactly how he was risking his life using only the thinner nitriles. :)
God I’ve missed these so much and watching them now makes me feel young again
Man I felt bad laughing at "I see it now" because I immediately saw it too.
I can watch this man's content for hours and it never gets boring.
Yeah I agree with you... and not that I am gay but let's be honest, you look pretty good...
Maybe we could meet and experiment something, you know, trying something new?
I promise, I will take care of you. 💦💦
Excellent job. Had me laughing almost the whole time.
Loving these mail time videos
Andrew Tate looks like if mr Potato Head was an almond instead of a potato
Sam I’m sure if you invited him or made a whole video on Andrew Tate and got him onto the podcast, I’d love to sit there and watch you and the gang just roast the guy to his face live.
I always love to come back and watch this one specifically lol.
OH MY GOD! HAHA! The part right after the pooka shell necklace murdered me. xD
some day im sure sam's going to unbox the most lovingly constructed ant hill thorax delivery device
Inb4 the next stream starts with sam revealing the entire video is just him opening different animals urine
your mail opening videos are fantastic please keep doing this
I love these videos, a whole ass vibe.
Die of Laughter is amazing, watched the latest show yesterday and the fact that bizzle found a way to mix up the fact that you guys wouldn't leave the tavern and its such a twist I wouldn't have ever expected it. Keep it coming.
If dogs could talk, i don't thing Sam's dog could physically talk
Guy who sent the last package: “he’s finally opening mine!!”
Sam: “Oh” 🌙
i can't believe that sam's fans are performing psychological and chemiocal warfare on his local post office total mossad inspiration right there
we all know dam well how sam drew that line
The goal is to get homeland security at his door
One of my new favorites
the level of creativity people are going to put into sending you coyote piss now is going to be legendary.
14:35 I imagine Sam walks around the house like a short-shekel-pinching Mr. X and this is the only way his daughter can stop him from eviscerating her.
You have lost so much weight you make me feel happy
its all the crack he's been smoking, really mellows out the bones
So glad to see Sam has progressed so far in his career
"the coyote piss is not making it into this episode"
-title
-talks about it
id say it made it in
Happy to hear you liked my smoked salmon, If you have any questions let me know!
Sam talking about how he cant even begin to understand lockpicking. Then proceeds to immediately exert a ridiculous amount of knowledge regarding authentic letter sealing technique's and tools.
I literally raked open every lock in my house and at work. My boss was concerned when I picked the front door to the store in maybe 30 seconds after I said to him, "Eyy, Bry, come watch this shit."
I can´t remember having to stop watching a video because I laughed so hard I couldn´t breethe anymore.
WHO KNEW this was the best content
"The coyote piss is not making it in this video"
*Proceeds to talk about it more than any other item*
Sam needs to tell the office, "hey if the package smells, throw it out or send it back"
"I think we need to bring crack back"
~ General Sam, 2022
I literally wait for General Sam new videos with the excitement I used to wait for Walking Dead circa 2010
I like how most content creators care about their privacy so much that they tell nothing about where they possibly could be and Sam is just here like "Ayo send me shit here fam lmao"
You're uploading like crazy, lately! Love it!
'she laughed and flicked me' 😂😂
mailtime is the best thing that happened to this channel since exanima
So…. Ladies and gentlemen, he didn’t say doe estrous is off the table, he specifically said “no coyote piss”.
I’m really digging this type of video from Sam! I doubt he’s going to see this but Sam: it would be a good idea to do the same package opening thing on the podcast. Open up the address to poob and Brian/bryan/brains? Fan base as well and y’all open them for a podcast! Haha
Godddd I love this so much
Even with power outs it seems nice to live in a place with rain, here in Texas it has rained twice in 5 months and I’m starting to forget what rain sounds like
I wouldn’t mind if this channel just turned into Sam opening weird shit that we send in.
if I was your spouse I'd never let your fans send packages to my home lol
It goes to a PO box outside his town he gets it every week he said
Dear sam
always looked
foreward to watching
your videos after school
26:19 has to be the funniest thing I have watched in months
I would pay $60 all day for the generals choker